WEBVTT 00:00:00.036 --> 00:00:14.915 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:15.140 --> 00:00:18.809 ♪ When I was a boy ♪ 00:00:18.852 --> 00:00:22.146 ♪ All my life ♪ 00:00:22.230 --> 00:00:26.859 ♪ I've been this lonely boy ♪ 00:00:26.901 --> 00:00:28.694 ♪ Do do. ♪ 00:01:34.677 --> 00:01:36.220 Gate. 00:03:23.411 --> 00:03:25.370 (RINGS BELL) 00:03:28.750 --> 00:03:31.043 - What do you want? - Can I use the bathroom here? 00:03:31.085 --> 00:03:33.587 I can't let you back in here. 00:03:33.671 --> 00:03:35.380 This is the discharge gate. 00:03:36.466 --> 00:03:38.217 There's the last bus into town tonight. 00:03:38.259 --> 00:03:39.968 You better get on it. 00:05:11.686 --> 00:05:14.021 Excuse me, do you know where the bathroom is? 00:05:14.105 --> 00:05:15.689 Yeah, it's down there. 00:05:21.779 --> 00:05:23.989 The bathroom's closed, sir. 00:05:24.032 --> 00:05:26.616 It's closed. Thanks. 00:05:30.371 --> 00:05:33.165 Excuse me, miss, do you know where there's a bathroom here? 00:05:33.207 --> 00:05:34.499 Back there. 00:05:34.542 --> 00:05:36.335 That's closed. Do you know where another bathroom is? 00:05:36.419 --> 00:05:38.920 There's one in the restaurant to the left up there. 00:05:39.005 --> 00:05:40.339 Okay, thanks. Thank you. 00:05:48.556 --> 00:05:50.098 (WINCES) 00:06:28.971 --> 00:06:30.972 MAN: Oh man. 00:07:02.630 --> 00:07:06.174 The restaurant's closed. I said the restaurant is closed. 00:07:06.259 --> 00:07:08.635 - Can I use the bathroom? - The bathroom's closed, too. 00:07:08.719 --> 00:07:11.805 I said the restaurant is closed. 00:07:25.153 --> 00:07:26.945 (TAP DANCING) 00:07:28.197 --> 00:07:31.366 ...one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 00:07:31.451 --> 00:07:34.244 One, two, three, four... chin up straight... seven, eight. 00:07:34.287 --> 00:07:37.622 And stamp! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 00:07:37.665 --> 00:07:41.042 Stamp! Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 00:07:41.127 --> 00:07:44.087 Stamp! And smile... two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 00:07:44.172 --> 00:07:47.424 Stamp! One, two, three and four. 00:07:47.508 --> 00:07:50.135 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 00:07:50.178 --> 00:07:52.596 Again... two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 00:07:52.680 --> 00:07:55.140 Repeat, two, two, two... five, six, seven, eight. 00:07:55.224 --> 00:07:58.226 Stamp! Then a one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 00:07:58.311 --> 00:08:01.438 Stamp! And smile... two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 00:08:01.522 --> 00:08:04.149 Stamp! And a one... three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 00:08:04.233 --> 00:08:06.026 Doubles! One, two... 00:08:10.531 --> 00:08:13.116 - What the fuck you looking at? - Nothing. 00:08:13.201 --> 00:08:14.951 Then get your fucking face out of my pants. 00:08:15.036 --> 00:08:16.286 Relax. 00:08:16.329 --> 00:08:18.580 Don't tell me to fucking relax. 00:08:18.664 --> 00:08:21.625 Just keep your face out of my pants. 00:08:21.709 --> 00:08:23.627 It's just so big. 00:08:23.711 --> 00:08:27.130 What the fuck did you say? What did you say to me, you faggot? 00:08:27.215 --> 00:08:30.634 Get the fuck out of the bathroom! Faggot! 00:08:31.719 --> 00:08:33.428 Damn it! 00:08:35.973 --> 00:08:38.475 I can't piss. Fucking faggot, 00:08:38.559 --> 00:08:42.187 I'll kill that fucker! Fucking faggot! 00:08:42.230 --> 00:08:43.730 Faggot! 00:08:45.191 --> 00:08:47.651 - Watch your mouth. - What? What? 00:08:47.735 --> 00:08:51.613 Why don't you watch your mouth, smart-ass? 00:08:53.991 --> 00:08:55.992 - Miss. - What? 00:08:56.077 --> 00:08:57.536 You got a quarter I can borrow? 00:08:57.620 --> 00:09:00.038 - Yes. - Can I borrow it? 00:09:00.081 --> 00:09:01.623 Yeah. 00:09:01.707 --> 00:09:04.042 Can I borrow it now? 00:09:10.841 --> 00:09:12.717 - Don't you say thanks? - What? 00:09:12.802 --> 00:09:15.637 - Don't you say thank you? - What? 00:09:30.069 --> 00:09:33.238 Hello, Ma? It's me. 00:09:34.323 --> 00:09:35.699 It's Billy. 00:09:37.493 --> 00:09:40.620 Billy. Your son! 00:09:40.705 --> 00:09:44.457 Turn down the TV. Turn down the television. 00:09:44.542 --> 00:09:46.042 It's Billy. 00:09:48.087 --> 00:09:51.089 I told you we were going to be in town for one day, right? 00:09:51.173 --> 00:09:53.633 We're in town. We just flew in. 00:09:56.971 --> 00:10:00.015 We're at the fancy hotel. I told you where we were staying. 00:10:00.099 --> 00:10:03.435 Downtown, yes. The big hotel, right. 00:10:06.188 --> 00:10:09.399 Yeah, I have a big room. It's beautiful here. 00:10:11.444 --> 00:10:13.361 Yes, it's clean, Ma. 00:10:13.446 --> 00:10:16.197 It's a very expensive hotel, okay? 00:10:18.909 --> 00:10:21.036 No, don't come here, Ma. Don't come here. 00:10:21.120 --> 00:10:24.623 I told you, I want to go there. I want to see the old neighborhood. 00:10:26.417 --> 00:10:28.209 I want to come now. 00:10:30.004 --> 00:10:32.422 What time is the game over? 00:10:33.883 --> 00:10:37.135 Fine, I'll come at 5:00. 00:10:37.178 --> 00:10:40.013 No, Ma, she's not coming. She's sick. 00:10:40.097 --> 00:10:42.057 I don't know. People get sick. 00:10:42.141 --> 00:10:44.100 I don't know why she's sick. She's sick. 00:10:44.185 --> 00:10:46.978 Every time we fly in planes, she gets sick. 00:10:47.021 --> 00:10:49.064 I don't know why. 00:10:49.148 --> 00:10:50.607 She doesn't like flying. 00:10:50.691 --> 00:10:52.984 Plus, we sit in first class, they bring you a lot of food, 00:10:53.027 --> 00:10:55.362 ...and she always gets stomach cramps. I don't know. 00:10:57.198 --> 00:10:59.824 I can't... she's sleeping, Ma. 00:10:59.909 --> 00:11:03.453 I'm in the lobby of the hotel because she's sleeping upstairs. 00:11:03.496 --> 00:11:05.538 I'm not going to wake her up. 00:11:05.623 --> 00:11:08.708 Did you hear what I said? Did you hear what I said? 00:11:08.793 --> 00:11:11.169 What did I say? What did I say? 00:11:11.253 --> 00:11:13.129 She's sick! 00:11:13.214 --> 00:11:16.174 Fine, Ma. You want me to wake her up? 00:11:16.258 --> 00:11:18.843 You want me to go upstairs and wake her up? 00:11:18.928 --> 00:11:21.012 You're unbelievable. 00:11:21.097 --> 00:11:23.973 Then how you going to feel when she comes over sick? 00:11:24.058 --> 00:11:26.976 How you going to feel then when you see how sick she is? 00:11:27.061 --> 00:11:28.353 No, I'm going to bring her, 00:11:28.437 --> 00:11:30.647 I'm going to drag her out of bed and I'm going to bring her to you... 00:11:30.731 --> 00:11:32.190 ...so you can see her. 00:11:32.233 --> 00:11:35.652 Fine. We're coming over. We're coming over. 00:11:37.154 --> 00:11:39.364 I said I'm bringing her, yes. 00:11:39.407 --> 00:11:42.200 Fine. Okay? Goodbye. 00:11:51.919 --> 00:11:54.212 Excuse me, miss? 00:11:58.843 --> 00:12:02.220 Shut up, shut up... 00:12:03.431 --> 00:12:05.849 Don't say a word or I'll take it right out of your face. 00:12:05.933 --> 00:12:08.601 Shut your mouth, shut your mouth... 00:12:22.950 --> 00:12:25.535 Just shut your mouth and you'll be okay. 00:12:36.505 --> 00:12:38.798 MAN: Shut up! Shut up! 00:12:40.134 --> 00:12:41.926 You're hurting me. 00:12:42.011 --> 00:12:44.637 Shut your mouth or I'll really hurt you. 00:12:44.722 --> 00:12:46.973 Wanna really hurt? Get in the car. 00:12:47.057 --> 00:12:49.726 Get in. Hurry up. Get in the car. 00:12:51.020 --> 00:12:53.062 How do I get this thing back? 00:12:53.147 --> 00:12:54.898 Point to the thing! 00:12:59.737 --> 00:13:01.488 I can't see out the window. 00:13:01.572 --> 00:13:03.490 Give me something to wipe the window with. 00:13:03.574 --> 00:13:06.201 Give me something to wipe the window with! 00:13:06.285 --> 00:13:08.620 No, you go out. You clean it. 00:13:08.662 --> 00:13:11.623 Get out of the car and clean your window. 00:13:11.665 --> 00:13:13.041 Don't you ever clean your window? 00:13:13.125 --> 00:13:14.845 Do you ever think about cleaning your car... 00:13:14.877 --> 00:13:16.252 Come on, I don't got all day. 00:13:16.337 --> 00:13:18.171 Hurry up. 00:13:18.255 --> 00:13:22.258 See how you wash a car? See how nice when a car's clean? 00:13:22.343 --> 00:13:25.136 Is that how your house is, filthy like that? 00:13:25.221 --> 00:13:27.388 You see how nice the car is when it's clean? 00:13:27.473 --> 00:13:28.765 You see, now you can see. 00:13:28.849 --> 00:13:30.225 That's good. That's good. 00:13:30.309 --> 00:13:32.602 Get in your car. Hurry up. 00:13:32.645 --> 00:13:36.606 Hurry up! And shut your mouth, shut your mouth. 00:13:36.690 --> 00:13:39.359 It's filthy, it's filthy. 00:13:43.906 --> 00:13:45.657 Where's the thing on this car? 00:13:45.699 --> 00:13:47.450 How do you put it in gear? 00:13:47.535 --> 00:13:48.993 - It's right here. - What is this? 00:13:49.078 --> 00:13:51.329 Is this a shifter car? 00:13:51.372 --> 00:13:54.958 I cannot drive a shifter car, so we got a little situation here. 00:13:55.042 --> 00:13:58.461 I can't drive these kind of cars. What the fuck is going on? 00:13:58.546 --> 00:14:01.130 You think that's funny? Would you like to know, smart-ass? 00:14:01.215 --> 00:14:03.496 Would you like to know why I can't drive this kind of car? 00:14:03.509 --> 00:14:04.342 I'll tell you why. 00:14:04.426 --> 00:14:07.554 I'm used to luxury cars. Have you ever heard of a luxury car? 00:14:07.638 --> 00:14:10.348 You know what luxury means? Have you ever heard of Cadillac? 00:14:10.391 --> 00:14:12.600 Cadillac Eldorado? That's what I drive. 00:14:12.685 --> 00:14:16.980 I drive cars that shift themselves. My cars shift themselves. 00:14:17.064 --> 00:14:18.523 They're luxury cars. They shift themselves. 00:14:18.566 --> 00:14:20.567 When I say three, you follow my count, 00:14:20.609 --> 00:14:23.027 ...you come around to my door. You got me? 00:14:23.070 --> 00:14:27.198 One... two... three. 00:14:28.826 --> 00:14:30.493 What did I just say? One, two, three. 00:14:30.578 --> 00:14:32.495 Get out of the car. 00:14:33.539 --> 00:14:35.874 I'm watching you, I'm watching you. 00:14:37.877 --> 00:14:40.253 Don't make that face, don't make that face. 00:14:40.337 --> 00:14:42.797 Hurry up! 00:14:46.635 --> 00:14:48.177 Now pull away. 00:14:50.472 --> 00:14:51.890 Go this way! 00:14:51.932 --> 00:14:53.600 Wait! Go this way! 00:15:07.865 --> 00:15:10.575 I want you to pull over right there. 00:15:10.618 --> 00:15:12.118 - Just pull over here. - Where? 00:15:12.202 --> 00:15:14.037 Right here. That's it, that's good. 00:15:14.121 --> 00:15:15.663 That's it. Beautiful. 00:15:18.500 --> 00:15:20.543 Put the car in park, all right? 00:15:22.212 --> 00:15:24.631 I'm gonna step out of the car for one minute. 00:15:24.715 --> 00:15:25.798 One minute, I'm gonna step out. 00:15:25.883 --> 00:15:28.593 Put your hands on the dashboard like that. 00:15:28.636 --> 00:15:31.137 Don't let me see you move them one finger, 00:15:31.180 --> 00:15:34.098 ...not one twitch of a move or I'll come back and choke you to death. 00:15:34.183 --> 00:15:35.350 I swear to God. 00:15:35.434 --> 00:15:38.061 I'll take a bite out of your cheek and I'll shit you out. 00:15:38.145 --> 00:15:40.104 So just hold your hands like that, you understand me? 00:15:40.147 --> 00:15:41.481 Nod your head if you understand. 00:15:41.565 --> 00:15:44.400 You understand? Yes, you understand. 00:15:44.485 --> 00:15:46.486 Stay right there. 00:16:14.223 --> 00:16:15.264 Don't look. 00:16:26.485 --> 00:16:28.277 Who told you to look? 00:16:38.414 --> 00:16:40.957 Take your hands off the dash. 00:16:42.084 --> 00:16:44.210 You're making me nervous. 00:16:53.262 --> 00:16:56.347 First thing, right off the bat, 00:16:56.432 --> 00:16:59.434 I'd like to apologize. 00:16:59.518 --> 00:17:01.769 I'm going to apologize. 00:17:01.854 --> 00:17:04.105 I've had to go to the bathroom for hours. 00:17:04.189 --> 00:17:06.649 I've been backed up, totally backed up. 00:17:08.193 --> 00:17:10.820 Anyway, I swear to God, I didn't mean to scare you. 00:17:10.863 --> 00:17:13.406 And I'm sorry if I pulled your hair. 00:17:13.490 --> 00:17:15.616 You okay? 00:17:15.701 --> 00:17:18.703 Good. All right... 00:17:18.787 --> 00:17:22.498 Now don't talk, please. 00:17:22.583 --> 00:17:24.709 I need to ask you a favor. 00:17:24.793 --> 00:17:27.503 I haven't seen my parents in a long time... 00:17:27.588 --> 00:17:30.423 'cause I just got out of jail. 00:17:30.507 --> 00:17:32.425 I was innocent. 00:17:34.094 --> 00:17:37.513 Before I went away, I made up a few lies. 00:17:37.598 --> 00:17:39.265 I said I was married. 00:17:39.349 --> 00:17:42.018 I also told them that I worked for the government... 00:17:42.102 --> 00:17:44.187 ...and that I would be away for a long time. 00:17:44.271 --> 00:17:48.274 What I need you to do is to come to my parents' house with me, 00:17:48.358 --> 00:17:50.651 ...and pretend to be my wife... 00:17:50.736 --> 00:17:52.236 ...acting, all right? 00:17:52.237 --> 00:17:55.073 Today's your big debut, your big break. 00:17:55.115 --> 00:17:57.241 This is acting. You're my wife. 00:17:57.326 --> 00:18:01.245 So that means you adore me, you love me, you cherish me... 00:18:01.288 --> 00:18:04.373 Jesus Christ, you can't live without me. 00:18:04.458 --> 00:18:06.918 The story will go like this. 00:18:07.002 --> 00:18:10.546 We met in high school... 00:18:10.631 --> 00:18:12.757 ...and we were sweethearts, you loved me, 00:18:12.841 --> 00:18:15.384 ...you've been in love with me your whole life. 00:18:15.469 --> 00:18:19.263 And your new name would be Wendy Balsam. 00:18:19.348 --> 00:18:21.265 Don't worry about the details. 00:18:21.308 --> 00:18:22.767 I'll take over. Just be nice. 00:18:22.810 --> 00:18:26.395 When we get there, be a decent girl. Be nice. 00:18:28.273 --> 00:18:30.441 What's your name, what's your real name? 00:18:31.819 --> 00:18:33.402 Layla. 00:18:33.487 --> 00:18:35.905 Layla. No, that's no good. 00:18:35.948 --> 00:18:38.199 We'll stick with Wendy Balsam, you're Wendy Balsam. 00:18:38.283 --> 00:18:40.827 So basically, what I'm asking you to do is, 00:18:40.911 --> 00:18:44.413 I'm asking you to come there and make me look good. 00:18:44.498 --> 00:18:47.875 And if you make a fool out of me, I swear to God, 00:18:47.960 --> 00:18:50.294 I'll kill you right there. 00:18:50.337 --> 00:18:53.631 Boom! Right in front of Mommy and Daddy. 00:18:53.674 --> 00:18:56.175 And I'll tell you something else, you make me look bad... 00:18:56.218 --> 00:19:00.471 I will never ever talk to you again, ever. 00:19:00.514 --> 00:19:04.684 But if you do a good job, then you can be my best friend. 00:19:04.768 --> 00:19:08.146 My best friend that I've ever had. You hear me? 00:19:10.023 --> 00:19:12.775 All right, let's keep driving. 00:19:12.860 --> 00:19:15.278 We're gonna go. Keep driving. 00:19:16.363 --> 00:19:17.572 LAYLA: What's your name? 00:19:17.656 --> 00:19:20.783 My name is Billy, Billy Brown. 00:19:28.250 --> 00:19:31.252 Just remember why you're there. 00:19:31.336 --> 00:19:34.839 You're there to make me look good. You hear me? 00:19:34.923 --> 00:19:39.218 You can eat all the food you want, just make me look good. 00:19:40.345 --> 00:19:42.105 - Why are you there? - To make you look good. 00:19:42.181 --> 00:19:44.056 That's right, to make me look good. 00:19:44.141 --> 00:19:45.266 Then you can go home. 00:19:46.894 --> 00:19:49.020 Are your parents vegetarians? 00:19:49.104 --> 00:19:52.607 I hope so, because I don't eat meat ever. 00:20:12.920 --> 00:20:14.587 Come on, come on. 00:20:30.896 --> 00:20:33.272 - Which house is it? - There. 00:20:46.453 --> 00:20:48.746 (DISTANT CHEERING) 00:20:53.043 --> 00:20:54.919 Oh man. 00:21:00.133 --> 00:21:01.926 Are you okay? 00:21:02.010 --> 00:21:03.970 What did I tell you? 00:21:04.054 --> 00:21:05.763 Just make sure you behave right. 00:21:11.103 --> 00:21:13.271 Come on, come on. 00:21:13.355 --> 00:21:16.649 - What did I tell you? - Don't start. 00:21:17.734 --> 00:21:22.655 Do me this favor, all right? This is not nice. 00:21:23.740 --> 00:21:25.741 Just be nice, okay? 00:21:25.826 --> 00:21:28.995 Be nice, say hello, really nice hellos. 00:21:29.079 --> 00:21:31.706 My father likes when people say hello. 00:21:31.790 --> 00:21:34.625 "Hello, Mr. Brown." Okay? Please. 00:21:41.174 --> 00:21:43.134 Are you sure you're okay? 00:21:45.012 --> 00:21:46.721 BILLY: I feel sick. 00:21:49.641 --> 00:21:51.809 I feel like throwing up. 00:21:57.941 --> 00:22:00.026 Would you hold me a second? 00:22:00.110 --> 00:22:02.236 - (CHEERING INSIDE) - Would you hold me? 00:22:02.321 --> 00:22:07.366 Don't touch me. 00:22:07.451 --> 00:22:10.328 Come on. Come on. 00:22:13.123 --> 00:22:14.999 (RINGS BELL) 00:22:16.710 --> 00:22:19.003 (DISTANT CHEERING) 00:22:20.756 --> 00:22:22.673 - (RINGS BELL) - Hello! 00:22:22.758 --> 00:22:26.344 - (TV PLAYS) - (WOMAN CHEERS) 00:22:29.514 --> 00:22:31.349 BILLY: Hey, Dad. 00:22:33.769 --> 00:22:35.811 DAD: Jan, it's your son. 00:22:35.896 --> 00:22:39.523 - JAN: Who? - DAD: I said it's your son. 00:22:42.069 --> 00:22:44.028 Oh, honey. 00:22:44.112 --> 00:22:45.946 It's Billy. 00:22:46.031 --> 00:22:47.656 Billy's here. 00:22:50.619 --> 00:22:57.833 (CROWD CHEERS ON TV) 00:23:09.471 --> 00:23:11.764 We're so happy to meet you. 00:23:11.848 --> 00:23:13.766 Billy's told us so much about you. 00:23:13.850 --> 00:23:15.101 Oh. 00:23:15.185 --> 00:23:17.603 I've heard so much about both of you. 00:23:17.687 --> 00:23:20.022 He's very proud you two. 00:23:20.107 --> 00:23:21.982 Do you think I could use the bathroom? 00:23:22.067 --> 00:23:25.403 Sure, honey. Billy, go show her where the bathroom is. 00:23:27.197 --> 00:23:30.408 It's down the hall. Don't take a long time. 00:23:30.450 --> 00:23:32.701 I have to go to the bathroom. 00:23:32.786 --> 00:23:34.412 Just hurry up. 00:23:40.877 --> 00:23:43.838 Honey... you look tired. Are you sick? 00:23:43.922 --> 00:23:46.382 I'm not sick, Ma. 00:23:48.593 --> 00:23:50.094 Why? 00:23:50.178 --> 00:23:52.430 You just... 00:23:52.472 --> 00:23:54.515 ...you just look so tired. 00:23:54.599 --> 00:23:57.768 Well, Ma, I am a little tired. I just flew on a plane. 00:23:57.811 --> 00:24:00.396 - Okay? - All right. Don't get upset. 00:24:00.480 --> 00:24:02.731 - I'm not upset. - All right. 00:24:05.110 --> 00:24:07.111 You want something to drink? 00:24:07.195 --> 00:24:08.737 Yeah. 00:24:08.822 --> 00:24:11.866 All right. What do you want to drink? 00:24:11.950 --> 00:24:14.535 I'd like a glass of water, please. 00:24:14.619 --> 00:24:16.912 You don't want some pop? 00:24:17.998 --> 00:24:20.124 You know I don't drink pop, Ma. 00:24:20.167 --> 00:24:22.751 The bubbles bother my stomach. 00:24:22.836 --> 00:24:26.755 Would you like some ginger ale? I got some ginger ale. 00:24:26.840 --> 00:24:28.757 That's good for the stomach. 00:24:28.842 --> 00:24:30.801 Ginger ale is pop, Ma. 00:24:30.886 --> 00:24:32.553 Ginger ale is pop. 00:24:32.637 --> 00:24:34.138 I just said I don't want pop. 00:24:34.222 --> 00:24:35.806 Can I please have a glass of water? 00:24:35.891 --> 00:24:39.351 How about I make you the juice? I got the frozen juice. 00:24:39.394 --> 00:24:42.605 I just want a glass of water, please. 00:24:42.689 --> 00:24:45.691 Just a glass of water. That's all I want. 00:24:45.775 --> 00:24:47.735 - Fine. - Thank you. 00:24:52.073 --> 00:24:53.908 JAN: Ooh, honey. 00:24:53.992 --> 00:24:56.911 I got those chocolate doughnuts you like. Do you want one now... 00:24:56.995 --> 00:24:59.955 ...or do you think it'll spoil your appetite? 00:25:00.040 --> 00:25:02.124 It won't spoil my appetite. 00:25:02.209 --> 00:25:05.127 I don't eat chocolate. I'm allergic to it, remember? 00:25:07.047 --> 00:25:08.047 Honey... 00:25:08.131 --> 00:25:11.550 ...what are you talking about? You always ate chocolate. 00:25:11.635 --> 00:25:13.511 That's great. 00:25:13.553 --> 00:25:15.513 You don't remember your own son. That's really great... 00:25:15.555 --> 00:25:18.849 Ma, my face is kind of itchy. 00:25:20.894 --> 00:25:23.562 Honey, what happened to your face? 00:25:23.647 --> 00:25:27.191 It's all swollen. We better put some ice on that. 00:25:27.275 --> 00:25:29.818 BILLY: ...you had to take me to the Emergency Room... 00:25:29.903 --> 00:25:31.103 ...because my face swelled up. 00:25:34.366 --> 00:25:36.492 I don't know what you're talking about. 00:25:36.576 --> 00:25:37.952 You always ate chocolate. 00:25:38.036 --> 00:25:42.331 I didn't always eat chocolate, Ma. I did not always eat chocolate. 00:25:42.374 --> 00:25:45.501 I didn't eat chocolate. Can we talk about something else? 00:25:45.585 --> 00:25:48.379 - All right, just calm down. - Fine. 00:25:49.631 --> 00:25:52.383 - Honey. - Hi, honey. 00:26:05.522 --> 00:26:08.107 Why don't you get her something to drink, Ma? 00:26:08.191 --> 00:26:10.776 All right. Do you want something to drink, honey? 00:26:10.860 --> 00:26:14.238 Yeah. Could you make me a rum and coke? 00:26:14.322 --> 00:26:16.532 - What, honey? - I meant... 00:26:16.616 --> 00:26:21.287 - ...could I have a ginger ale? - Oh sure, we got a ginger ale. 00:26:21.371 --> 00:26:23.372 Come here, honey. 00:26:23.415 --> 00:26:25.583 Let me hug my new little daughter. 00:26:25.625 --> 00:26:28.669 Daddy loves you, you know that? Daddy really loves you. 00:26:28.753 --> 00:26:31.422 His new, little, sweet, young daughter. 00:26:31.464 --> 00:26:33.340 Sit down, honey. 00:26:38.430 --> 00:26:40.055 I'm 28. 00:26:40.140 --> 00:26:42.766 You look like a baby. 00:26:42.809 --> 00:26:44.893 You look so young and pretty. 00:26:44.978 --> 00:26:46.604 Thank you. 00:26:46.688 --> 00:26:49.565 My son used to be a beautiful baby. 00:26:49.649 --> 00:26:50.733 Oh! 00:26:50.817 --> 00:26:53.777 You should've seen him. He was so beautiful. 00:26:57.198 --> 00:26:58.866 Look at him now. 00:26:58.950 --> 00:27:00.909 Oh no. 00:27:00.994 --> 00:27:04.538 I think Billy is the most handsome guy in the whole world. 00:27:04.623 --> 00:27:07.124 - Who, honey? - Billy. 00:27:07.208 --> 00:27:10.210 I think he's the most handsome man I've ever seen. 00:27:10.295 --> 00:27:13.589 - Billy who? - This Billy. 00:27:14.674 --> 00:27:16.091 Oh. 00:27:16.176 --> 00:27:19.845 I can't stand it when he grows his hair long. 00:27:23.224 --> 00:27:26.185 Could I see some pictures of Billy from when he was little? 00:27:26.269 --> 00:27:28.437 You want to see some pictures? 00:27:28.480 --> 00:27:30.898 Honey, where's the Billy picture? 00:27:30.982 --> 00:27:33.734 - You know? - I don't know where it is. 00:27:33.818 --> 00:27:35.653 The picture of Billy, honey. 00:27:35.737 --> 00:27:38.155 I don't know where it is. Wait a minute... 00:27:38.198 --> 00:27:40.616 We got some pictures. 00:27:44.746 --> 00:27:47.665 Here's a picture of me with Jack Kemp. 00:27:50.085 --> 00:27:52.336 Here's OJ Simpson. 00:27:53.630 --> 00:27:56.382 Here's me with the Buffalo Bills' caterer. 00:27:59.844 --> 00:28:03.472 Here's my husband. Here's our wedding. 00:28:04.641 --> 00:28:07.267 Honey, did you find it? 00:28:09.437 --> 00:28:11.188 Yeah, I found it. 00:28:13.942 --> 00:28:15.943 Look at Billy. 00:28:16.027 --> 00:28:18.570 He's so cute. 00:28:18.655 --> 00:28:21.865 And that puppy... that puppy's adorable. 00:28:21.908 --> 00:28:24.326 - Whose puppy is that? - That was Billy's. 00:28:24.411 --> 00:28:27.705 - Bingo. - What happened to him? 00:28:27.747 --> 00:28:29.665 I don't know what happened to him. 00:28:29.749 --> 00:28:32.376 He ran away. Yeah, he ran away. 00:28:33.628 --> 00:28:36.088 Such a cute puppy. 00:28:36.172 --> 00:28:38.090 - (DOG WHINES) - Billy! 00:28:38.174 --> 00:28:40.092 What did I tell you about this thing? 00:28:40.176 --> 00:28:42.511 Didn't I warn you 50 fucking times about this dog? 00:28:42.554 --> 00:28:44.914 Didn't I tell you if it peed in the house again what I'd do? 00:28:44.931 --> 00:28:47.266 - No, Daddy, please! - Didn't I tell you? 00:28:47.350 --> 00:28:50.060 - (DOG WHINES) - No, Daddy, please! 00:28:53.898 --> 00:28:56.233 That's enough with the pictures. I'm hungry. 00:28:56.276 --> 00:28:58.777 Jan, would you hurry up, please? 00:28:58.820 --> 00:29:02.114 Who's this handsome guy in this picture? 00:29:02.198 --> 00:29:04.700 That's me. I was a singer. 00:29:04.784 --> 00:29:08.412 That's me in a downtown nightclub with this band... 00:29:08.455 --> 00:29:12.291 Sinatra sang in that club. He sang in that actual club. 00:29:12.375 --> 00:29:14.251 Wow, you're a singer? 00:29:14.335 --> 00:29:16.712 Well, I was a singer. 00:29:18.256 --> 00:29:19.423 Yeah. 00:29:19.507 --> 00:29:22.217 Did you ever make any records? Do you have any tapes? 00:29:22.302 --> 00:29:23.886 No, no... 00:29:23.970 --> 00:29:26.430 ...well, a few tapes. 00:29:26.514 --> 00:29:28.265 Can I hear one? 00:29:28.308 --> 00:29:30.434 You want to hear one of my tapes? 00:29:30.518 --> 00:29:33.312 All right. As soon as we eat, I'll play you a tape. 00:29:33.396 --> 00:29:36.482 Honey, it's going to be 20 minutes before I'm done with dinner. 00:29:36.566 --> 00:29:38.942 Why don't you play her the tapes now? 00:29:41.488 --> 00:29:43.822 - You really want to hear this? - Yes. 00:29:43.907 --> 00:29:46.116 Okay, follow me. 00:30:06.012 --> 00:30:10.682 These are some arrangements Nelson Riddle made for Frank, 00:30:10.767 --> 00:30:12.643 ...without Frank's voice, of course, 00:30:12.727 --> 00:30:15.270 ...so he could see what he liked, what he didn't like. 00:30:15.355 --> 00:30:17.773 I like to sing to them. 00:30:20.360 --> 00:30:22.861 Let me find the hole here. 00:30:24.781 --> 00:30:27.366 I hope I can still get up there. 00:30:27.450 --> 00:30:29.326 (MUSIC STARTS) 00:30:35.834 --> 00:30:39.378 ♪ Fools rush in ♪ 00:30:39.462 --> 00:30:44.633 ♪ Where angels fear to tread ♪ 00:30:45.844 --> 00:30:51.181 ♪ And so I come ♪ ♪ to you, my love ♪ 00:30:51.266 --> 00:30:55.519 ♪ My heart above my head ♪ 00:30:59.065 --> 00:31:02.568 ♪ Though I see ♪ 00:31:03.820 --> 00:31:07.531 ♪ The danger there ♪ 00:31:09.033 --> 00:31:14.705 ♪ If there's ♪ ♪ a chance for me ♪ 00:31:14.747 --> 00:31:19.585 ♪ Then I don't care ♪ 00:31:22.297 --> 00:31:26.258 ♪ Fools rush in ♪ 00:31:26.342 --> 00:31:30.888 ♪ Where wise men never go ♪ 00:31:32.599 --> 00:31:38.103 ♪ But wise men ♪ ♪ never fall in love ♪ 00:31:38.187 --> 00:31:42.190 ♪ So how are they to know? ♪ 00:31:45.862 --> 00:31:49.573 ♪ When we met ♪ 00:31:49.616 --> 00:31:56.038 ♪ I felt my life begin ♪ 00:31:56.122 --> 00:32:01.793 ♪ So open up your heart ♪ ♪ and let ♪ 00:32:01.878 --> 00:32:06.381 ♪ This fool rush in ♪ 00:32:37.497 --> 00:32:42.793 ♪ I've felt my life begin ♪ 00:32:42.835 --> 00:32:48.632 ♪ So open up your heart ♪ ♪ and let ♪ 00:32:49.717 --> 00:32:56.807 ♪ This fool rush in. ♪ 00:33:07.777 --> 00:33:11.530 - That's enough of that shit. - Your voice is so beautiful. 00:33:12.615 --> 00:33:15.158 - Let's go and eat. - Can I hear one more? 00:33:15.243 --> 00:33:16.868 No. I'm hungry. 00:33:16.953 --> 00:33:18.912 I'm shaking with hunger... 00:33:18.997 --> 00:33:21.832 - Please, just one more song. - No more! Okay? 00:33:27.130 --> 00:33:30.757 I'm sorry, honey. Jesus Christ. 00:33:30.842 --> 00:33:34.386 Listen, when we finish eating, 00:33:34.470 --> 00:33:36.847 I'll look around, find a tape for you. 00:33:36.889 --> 00:33:39.516 You take it home, play it any time you want, okay? 00:33:39.559 --> 00:33:40.517 Okay. 00:33:40.560 --> 00:33:43.562 'Cause Daddy loves you, you know that? I love you. 00:33:44.605 --> 00:33:46.314 Let's go. 00:34:12.258 --> 00:34:13.717 Billy, you're right. 00:34:13.801 --> 00:34:16.053 Your father does have the most beautiful voice. 00:34:19.182 --> 00:34:22.684 JAN: Careful, everybody. It's very hot. 00:34:22.769 --> 00:34:26.480 - I hope you like tripe. - I don't know what that is. 00:34:26.564 --> 00:34:29.900 The Italians call it "trippa." It's the intestines of the cow. 00:34:29.984 --> 00:34:32.152 And it's very good for you. 00:34:34.155 --> 00:34:37.657 It's terrific. Isn't that what you said was your favorite food? 00:34:37.742 --> 00:34:40.160 Go ahead, honey. Tell me what you think. 00:34:40.244 --> 00:34:42.996 Go ahead, Wendy. Take a big bite. 00:34:43.081 --> 00:34:45.332 Take a big bigger bite. 00:34:45.416 --> 00:34:47.667 Mmm, that's good, right? 00:34:47.752 --> 00:34:50.962 Bring more, Ma. She's going to eat a lot, I sense it. 00:34:51.047 --> 00:34:54.591 Well, everybody gets the same. 00:34:59.722 --> 00:35:02.057 DAD: Turn that knife away from me, please. 00:35:02.141 --> 00:35:04.017 Why are you pointing that knife at me? 00:35:04.102 --> 00:35:07.187 Is that why you came here to stab me with that knife? 00:35:07.271 --> 00:35:09.356 Will you turn it away from me, please? 00:35:09.440 --> 00:35:11.566 - Honey, just calm down. - Turn it away, please! 00:35:11.651 --> 00:35:14.319 What? The knife is not pointed at you! 00:35:14.403 --> 00:35:15.904 Yes, it's pointed at me! 00:35:15.947 --> 00:35:17.864 Don't tell me you didn't point the knife at me! 00:35:17.949 --> 00:35:20.408 Don't point a knife at a person unless you want to use it! 00:35:20.493 --> 00:35:23.703 I didn't point the knife at you! It was here on the table, like that! 00:35:23.788 --> 00:35:26.164 It was not here! Point it over here! 00:35:26.249 --> 00:35:28.458 Honey, just calm down. 00:35:28.543 --> 00:35:32.546 I am calm! Did you see what he did? Did you see what your son did? 00:35:32.630 --> 00:35:34.631 - I didn't do nothing! - He pointed a knife at his father! 00:35:34.715 --> 00:35:37.217 Yeah, I pointed at you, it's always at you. 00:35:37.301 --> 00:35:40.470 Honey, honey, honey. Do you want some more tripe? 00:35:40.555 --> 00:35:43.098 No, I don't want tripe. You want to get me tripe, 00:35:43.182 --> 00:35:46.893 - ...get me tripe. - No, let him fill up on the bread. 00:35:46.978 --> 00:35:50.230 - Enough tripe. - Let me eat bread, 00:35:50.314 --> 00:35:53.108 'cause that's what he wants me to eat... bread all the time! 00:35:53.192 --> 00:35:56.027 God forbid I should have a piece of meat, right? 00:35:56.112 --> 00:35:58.738 So, Wendy, you were saying? 00:36:00.616 --> 00:36:03.493 I was just going to say... 00:36:03.578 --> 00:36:06.997 ...how Billy's the nicest husband in the whole world. 00:36:07.039 --> 00:36:09.249 Yeah, I'm sure he's terrific. 00:36:09.333 --> 00:36:11.209 No, really, I'm the luckiest girl... 00:36:11.294 --> 00:36:14.296 ...to have found such a wonderful husband. 00:36:14.380 --> 00:36:17.549 I fell in love with him the first time I met him. 00:36:20.011 --> 00:36:23.555 Honey, can you pass me the remote control there? 00:36:23.639 --> 00:36:25.515 It's right behind you. 00:36:28.227 --> 00:36:30.687 Did Billy ever tell you how we met? 00:36:32.190 --> 00:36:34.774 No, honey. How did you two meet? 00:36:34.859 --> 00:36:38.153 LAYLA: Billy, you didn't tell your mom how we met? 00:36:39.572 --> 00:36:41.281 You tell her. 00:36:42.742 --> 00:36:44.701 Well... 00:36:44.785 --> 00:36:47.454 I was working as a typist for the CIA, 00:36:47.538 --> 00:36:49.497 ...which is a special part of the government, 00:36:49.582 --> 00:36:52.250 ...and Billy is a top agent with the CIA. 00:36:52.335 --> 00:36:55.837 I'm sure you know that. You're probably so proud of him. 00:36:55.922 --> 00:36:58.381 He has hundreds of people working for him. 00:36:58.424 --> 00:37:01.051 And all the girls in the office were always telling me... 00:37:01.135 --> 00:37:03.053 ...how much they were in love with their boss. 00:37:03.095 --> 00:37:04.638 And of course, I had never seen him. 00:37:04.722 --> 00:37:07.098 I worked way down on the other side of the building. 00:37:07.183 --> 00:37:09.768 But one day he comes into the office, 00:37:09.852 --> 00:37:11.937 ...and I see him. 00:37:12.021 --> 00:37:15.398 And I fell in love, madly in love with him. 00:37:15.483 --> 00:37:17.275 But I couldn't talk to him... 00:37:17.360 --> 00:37:19.861 'cause I was just a typist. 00:37:19.946 --> 00:37:23.365 He's the kindest, smartest, 00:37:23.449 --> 00:37:25.659 ...most handsome guy there. 00:37:25.743 --> 00:37:29.246 Even the guys loved him. They idolized him. 00:37:29.330 --> 00:37:32.082 So I just couldn't... 00:37:32.124 --> 00:37:33.917 I didn't think he'd ever like me. 00:37:34.001 --> 00:37:36.419 I was just a little typist girl, 00:37:36.504 --> 00:37:38.713 ...and he was like the king. 00:37:38.798 --> 00:37:42.050 Even the President is so proud of him. 00:37:42.093 --> 00:37:45.929 So one day, I walk into my office, 00:37:46.013 --> 00:37:50.058 ...and there's this giant bouquet of roses. 00:37:50.142 --> 00:37:51.726 And I was just like, "My God," 00:37:51.811 --> 00:37:53.603 "...what are those flowers on my desk?" 00:37:53.646 --> 00:37:56.523 I thought maybe they had gotten the wrong desk or something. 00:37:56.607 --> 00:37:59.859 So I go to open the card... there's a little note attached. 00:37:59.944 --> 00:38:02.404 And it said, "Dear Wendy," 00:38:02.488 --> 00:38:04.531 "I've been in love with you for a year," 00:38:04.615 --> 00:38:08.535 "...but I'm very shy and I just didn't know how to tell you." 00:38:08.619 --> 00:38:11.371 "But I want you to know that I really love you," 00:38:11.455 --> 00:38:13.999 "...and I'd like to take you to dinner sometime." 00:38:14.083 --> 00:38:15.917 And guess who it was signed by. 00:38:16.002 --> 00:38:17.210 Who? 00:38:17.295 --> 00:38:20.297 Honey, hold on, watch this play... 00:38:20.381 --> 00:38:22.299 Billy! It was signed by Billy. 00:38:22.341 --> 00:38:26.636 - It said, "Love, Billy." - Just watch this play. 00:38:26.679 --> 00:38:28.263 Watch this. 00:38:29.056 --> 00:38:30.890 (CROWD CHEERING ON TV) 00:38:41.152 --> 00:38:44.779 God damn it! 00:38:47.867 --> 00:38:50.618 30 years, I haven't missed a game. 00:38:50.703 --> 00:38:54.122 They haven't won a championship since 1966. 00:38:54.165 --> 00:38:58.043 And I missed that game 'cause that's the day I had Billy. 00:39:00.546 --> 00:39:03.214 I wish I never had him. 00:39:03.299 --> 00:39:05.675 I wouldn't have missed that game. 00:39:09.889 --> 00:39:11.890 Did you like Buffalo, too? 00:39:16.520 --> 00:39:18.480 It's Billy Brown calling. 00:39:21.233 --> 00:39:23.360 I'd like to bet on the Superbowl. 00:39:27.198 --> 00:39:28.823 On Buffalo. 00:39:30.076 --> 00:39:31.743 To win. 00:39:34.080 --> 00:39:35.663 Right. 00:39:43.756 --> 00:39:46.007 I'd like to put $10,000 on them. 00:39:46.092 --> 00:39:47.675 $10,000?! 00:39:47.760 --> 00:39:50.428 - That's too much! - I'm talking on the phone! 00:39:50.513 --> 00:39:51.888 I'm talking on the phone. 00:39:51.972 --> 00:39:54.849 BILLY: Come on, Scott. Come on, Scott. 00:39:54.934 --> 00:39:57.227 Please, God. Please, God. 00:39:59.730 --> 00:40:02.273 - COMMENTATOR: No good. - BOTH: Oh no! 00:40:02.358 --> 00:40:04.484 - BILLY: Fuck! - I told you, Billy. 00:40:04.568 --> 00:40:08.363 - Now you're in big trouble. - Shut up! I'm fucked. 00:40:13.828 --> 00:40:16.204 MAN: The story goes like this. 00:40:16.247 --> 00:40:20.291 One day, this big asshole comes in. 00:40:20.376 --> 00:40:23.461 He calls up a $10,000 bet on Buffalo... 00:40:23.546 --> 00:40:25.338 ...to win the Superbowl. 00:40:25.423 --> 00:40:27.966 That's to win, okay? 00:40:28.050 --> 00:40:31.636 I know what you're thinking. This story's hard to believe. 00:40:32.721 --> 00:40:35.723 What kind of an idiot would bet... 00:40:37.059 --> 00:40:39.269 ...on Buffalo to win a big game like that? 00:40:40.646 --> 00:40:42.939 It's true. I swear to God it happened. 00:40:42.982 --> 00:40:45.817 This guy was so out of touch, 00:40:45.901 --> 00:40:49.446 ...he didn't even have the 10 large to cover his bet. 00:40:51.782 --> 00:40:54.242 Tell somebody to turn up the heat. 00:40:55.536 --> 00:40:57.537 So, Billy... 00:40:57.621 --> 00:41:00.331 ...what happened was this bookie got so sick... 00:41:00.416 --> 00:41:03.126 ...of hearing everybody's excuses... 00:41:04.170 --> 00:41:07.547 ...they're all the same. Everybody's got an excuse. 00:41:07.631 --> 00:41:09.924 Anyway, this bookie got so sick... 00:41:10.009 --> 00:41:11.926 ...that he just had... 00:41:12.011 --> 00:41:13.470 ...to throw up. 00:41:14.597 --> 00:41:17.807 The only way he could make himself feel better... 00:41:17.850 --> 00:41:20.310 ...was to do bad things. 00:41:22.521 --> 00:41:27.108 To do very, very bad things to the excuse-maker. 00:41:28.235 --> 00:41:30.028 And very, very bad things... 00:41:30.112 --> 00:41:33.114 ...to the excuse-maker's mother and father. 00:41:34.867 --> 00:41:36.826 So what do you say? 00:41:36.911 --> 00:41:40.121 Why don't we give this story a happy ending? 00:41:40.206 --> 00:41:43.082 I've got an acquaintance, a friend, 00:41:43.167 --> 00:41:46.002 ...a very good friend of ours... 00:41:46.045 --> 00:41:47.837 ...who just got arrested. 00:41:47.922 --> 00:41:50.256 Of course, he's innocent. 00:41:51.592 --> 00:41:54.511 His arrest is a goddamn injustice, 00:41:54.553 --> 00:41:55.887 ...a tragedy. 00:41:55.971 --> 00:41:58.389 So you, the asshole, 00:41:58.474 --> 00:42:02.227 ...will confess to the crime of which he is accused, 00:42:02.311 --> 00:42:05.063 ...so as to free the innocent man. 00:42:05.147 --> 00:42:06.648 Now... 00:42:06.732 --> 00:42:10.235 ...if you fail to convince the court... 00:42:12.029 --> 00:42:14.489 ...or if you refuse to try to, 00:42:14.573 --> 00:42:18.868 ...some very evil and very bad things could happen. 00:42:18.911 --> 00:42:22.247 Very evil and very bad things. 00:42:23.582 --> 00:42:25.041 And Billy... 00:42:25.125 --> 00:42:28.211 ...if Buffalo ever makes it back to the Superbowl, 00:42:28.295 --> 00:42:30.255 ...bet against them. 00:42:31.423 --> 00:42:33.800 Now get the fuck out of my sight. 00:42:39.598 --> 00:42:40.890 BAILIFF: All rise. 00:42:43.227 --> 00:42:44.686 Mr. Brown, 00:42:44.770 --> 00:42:48.356 ...based on your confession, you are found guilty as charged. 00:42:48.399 --> 00:42:50.733 Therefore, it is the judgment of this court... 00:42:50.818 --> 00:42:53.403 ...that you are sentenced to the maximum term... 00:42:53.487 --> 00:42:56.155 ...five years, no parole. 00:43:02.580 --> 00:43:05.206 BILLY: This one is going to go in June. 00:43:05.332 --> 00:43:08.585 See how I've been doing it? I write them down on every envelope. 00:43:08.627 --> 00:43:11.170 You don't have to think. This goes in June. 00:43:11.255 --> 00:43:16.759 Any day in June. 00:43:16.802 --> 00:43:19.470 Just look at the thing, like all the other ones. 00:43:19.555 --> 00:43:21.806 You look at the month... 00:43:21.890 --> 00:43:24.642 Goon, pay attention, we're almost done. 00:43:24.727 --> 00:43:26.769 See, June? This one says June. 00:43:26.854 --> 00:43:28.021 They all have a month mark. 00:43:28.105 --> 00:43:29.272 This one goes June. 00:43:29.315 --> 00:43:32.442 June comes before July and after May. 00:43:32.484 --> 00:43:35.028 So any time you hear that it's June, 00:43:35.112 --> 00:43:37.655 ...just put this in the mailbox, all right? 00:43:37.740 --> 00:43:40.074 Can I trust you on these? Are we done with these? 00:43:41.160 --> 00:43:43.119 You got it. They've all got their own month. 00:43:43.162 --> 00:43:45.079 Any day of the month, you can send it. 00:43:45.164 --> 00:43:47.874 The month is written on the back of the thing. 00:43:47.958 --> 00:43:50.168 This one goes at Christmas-time. 00:43:50.252 --> 00:43:52.962 Please don't pick your nose in front of me. 00:43:53.047 --> 00:43:55.381 Please don't do that. 00:43:55.466 --> 00:43:57.634 All right? This goes at Christmas-time. 00:43:58.969 --> 00:44:00.928 Christmas. Do you know when Christmas is? 00:44:01.013 --> 00:44:03.473 - I know when Christmas is. - You know, Rudolph... 00:44:03.515 --> 00:44:05.516 What do you think, I'm dumb? 00:44:07.478 --> 00:44:09.854 Yeah, I think you're a little dumb sometimes. 00:44:09.938 --> 00:44:12.440 Cut it out, Billy, or I'm not gonna do it. 00:44:12.483 --> 00:44:15.318 Listen to me. Wanna know what I heard in here? 00:44:15.361 --> 00:44:18.237 Wanna know what I heard? You know Scott Wood? 00:44:18.322 --> 00:44:22.784 I heard from guys in here who know for a fact... 00:44:22.868 --> 00:44:24.827 ...they know for a fact... 00:44:24.912 --> 00:44:27.455 ...that he missed that fucking field goal on purpose. 00:44:27.498 --> 00:44:30.833 That he got paid money and he missed it on purpose. 00:44:30.876 --> 00:44:33.836 That motherfuck. That motherfuck. 00:44:33.879 --> 00:44:37.215 I wonder how much that motherfuck got paid... 00:44:37.299 --> 00:44:39.967 ...to ruin my fucking life. 00:44:40.052 --> 00:44:42.637 I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 00:44:42.721 --> 00:44:44.138 Listen to me. 00:44:44.223 --> 00:44:47.642 When I get out of here, I'm gonna fucking kill him. 00:44:47.726 --> 00:44:50.812 I swear to God, I'm gonna fucking kill him. 00:44:50.896 --> 00:44:53.648 That motherfucking, 10-cent field goal kicker, 00:44:53.732 --> 00:44:54.899 I'm gonna kill him. 00:44:54.983 --> 00:44:56.234 And I'll tell you something, 00:44:56.318 --> 00:44:58.319 I'll kill myself, too, 'cause I don't give a fuck, 00:44:58.404 --> 00:45:02.115 'cause I'm not coming back here, you understand? 00:45:02.199 --> 00:45:04.367 Just remember what I told you. 00:45:05.911 --> 00:45:09.247 What are you looking at? 00:45:12.751 --> 00:45:14.711 You got this, right? 00:45:14.753 --> 00:45:16.546 You got this and this. 00:45:16.630 --> 00:45:19.507 When is this one going? This one is going in January. 00:45:19.550 --> 00:45:21.718 This is for my mother's birthday. 00:45:21.760 --> 00:45:25.430 January. Let me write it down on every package. 00:45:25.514 --> 00:45:26.681 January. 00:45:26.765 --> 00:45:29.559 Goon, please, please don't fuck me here. 00:45:29.643 --> 00:45:31.227 Please be a person... 00:45:34.940 --> 00:45:37.024 Can I use the phone in the bedroom? 00:45:37.109 --> 00:45:38.234 Sure, you can. 00:45:38.277 --> 00:45:39.777 Where are you calling? Local call? 00:45:39.862 --> 00:45:41.904 - Yes, a local call. - Okay. 00:45:52.291 --> 00:45:54.459 (PHONE RINGS) 00:46:07.890 --> 00:46:11.434 Goon, it's me, Billy. 00:46:11.518 --> 00:46:13.478 What are you doing? 00:46:13.562 --> 00:46:14.937 Billy... 00:46:14.980 --> 00:46:17.982 I don't want people to call me that no more, 00:46:18.066 --> 00:46:19.942 ...even you. 00:46:19.985 --> 00:46:22.445 BILLY: Hello to you, too. 00:46:22.488 --> 00:46:24.989 What do they call you now? 00:46:25.032 --> 00:46:27.617 What do you want them to call you? 00:46:27.701 --> 00:46:30.411 My new name is Rocky. 00:46:30.496 --> 00:46:32.205 (LAUGHS) 00:46:32.289 --> 00:46:34.499 Your name is Rocky? 00:46:34.583 --> 00:46:36.501 GOON: My new name is Rocky. 00:46:36.585 --> 00:46:37.585 Rocky. 00:46:37.628 --> 00:46:39.587 I go away for two seconds... 00:46:39.630 --> 00:46:42.924 ...and you change your name from Goon to Rocky. 00:46:44.384 --> 00:46:47.929 Whatever you want. 00:46:49.556 --> 00:46:51.516 I just got out of jail. 00:46:51.600 --> 00:46:55.061 You remember that guy, Wood? 00:46:56.522 --> 00:46:58.481 I'd really like to find him. 00:46:58.524 --> 00:47:03.986 Are you still going to do that bad thing you said you'd do? 00:47:04.029 --> 00:47:08.574 Don't you think that's not a good thing to do? 00:47:08.659 --> 00:47:11.118 What if the policeman catches you? 00:47:11.203 --> 00:47:13.496 BILLY: I'm not going to get caught. 00:47:13.539 --> 00:47:15.665 I'm not going to get caught. 00:47:15.707 --> 00:47:18.417 So you want to help me or you don't want to help me? 00:47:18.502 --> 00:47:23.089 GOON: He's got that TV commercial, and he's got that club... 00:47:23.173 --> 00:47:25.675 ...where the girls take off their clothes. 00:47:25.759 --> 00:47:29.554 BILLY: What? This guy opens up a strip joint in Buffalo? 00:47:29.638 --> 00:47:32.348 You want to come over to my house for dinner? 00:47:32.432 --> 00:47:34.600 My mom's cooking dinner. 00:47:34.685 --> 00:47:36.519 What's the name of the club? 00:47:38.272 --> 00:47:40.565 - Hey, Goon? - Huh? 00:47:40.649 --> 00:47:42.859 BILLY: What's the name of the joint? 00:47:42.901 --> 00:47:47.488 Oh, it's the name of his name. It's got his name. 00:47:47.573 --> 00:47:49.740 It's named... yeah. 00:47:49.825 --> 00:47:51.909 Do you know a street? Can you help me out? 00:47:51.994 --> 00:47:53.744 Can you give me a street name? 00:47:53.829 --> 00:47:55.830 GOON: You're confusing me. I don't know. 00:47:55.914 --> 00:47:57.498 I don't remember. 00:47:57.583 --> 00:48:00.501 You shouldn't go down there. Don't go down there. 00:48:00.752 --> 00:48:04.422 I have a little surprise I haven't told Billy yet. 00:48:04.506 --> 00:48:06.549 - Yeah? - I'm pregnant. 00:48:06.633 --> 00:48:08.885 - We're going to have a baby. - Wendy, honey, 00:48:08.927 --> 00:48:11.053 ...you're going to have a baby! 00:48:11.096 --> 00:48:13.681 - You're going to have a baby! - Don't tell Billy, 00:48:13.724 --> 00:48:15.683 'cause I want to surprise him later. 00:48:15.726 --> 00:48:19.312 - We won't say nothing. - Come here, give me a hug! 00:48:23.275 --> 00:48:25.151 I won't say nothing. 00:48:26.361 --> 00:48:27.904 Goon... 00:48:27.988 --> 00:48:29.989 I'm just kidding, all right? 00:48:30.073 --> 00:48:31.574 I'm just kidding. 00:48:31.658 --> 00:48:33.951 I just want to go and say hello to him. 00:48:34.036 --> 00:48:36.245 Can you help me find him? 00:48:36.288 --> 00:48:39.081 I know how you get. Don't go down there. 00:48:39.166 --> 00:48:41.918 - You'll go back to jail. - What did I just say? 00:48:42.002 --> 00:48:43.878 I said I was kidding. 00:48:43.962 --> 00:48:46.756 - You got a phone book in the house? - Don't do bad things. 00:48:46.840 --> 00:48:49.133 Don't do any bad things. 00:48:49.217 --> 00:48:51.093 Did you get the raisins that I sent you? 00:48:51.178 --> 00:48:53.596 Yeah, Goon, I got the raisins. Thanks. 00:48:53.639 --> 00:48:56.641 Do you have a phone book? Can you help me out here? 00:48:56.683 --> 00:48:59.936 Don't call me that. I don't like that name no more. 00:49:00.020 --> 00:49:03.230 All right, Rocky. Rocky! Rocky! 00:49:03.315 --> 00:49:05.650 I'll call you Rocky. You happy, big shot? 00:49:05.734 --> 00:49:08.527 You happy, Rocky? What's the difference what your name is? 00:49:08.612 --> 00:49:11.030 Would you do me a favor and get a phone book? 00:49:11.114 --> 00:49:12.865 GOON: I've got to go. My mom's calling me. 00:49:12.950 --> 00:49:14.867 She's mad that I'm on the phone too long. 00:49:14.952 --> 00:49:17.161 You know something, Goon? 00:49:17.245 --> 00:49:20.122 You know your problem? Your problem is your mother. 00:49:20.165 --> 00:49:22.124 That's all you do is you run... 00:49:22.209 --> 00:49:23.793 ...when your mom calls you all the time. 00:49:23.877 --> 00:49:26.253 Could you just get a phone book? 00:49:27.673 --> 00:49:30.007 No, I've got to go. My mom said I've got to go. 00:49:30.092 --> 00:49:31.759 I need you for one second, Goon. 00:49:31.802 --> 00:49:33.636 One second. Get a phone book. 00:49:33.679 --> 00:49:38.516 - Don't be sore at me, Billy. - I asked you to get a phone book! 00:49:38.600 --> 00:49:40.601 Every time your mother says something... 00:49:40.686 --> 00:49:42.812 ...that's why people call you Goon. 00:49:42.896 --> 00:49:45.439 You know why they call you Goon? Because you're retarded... 00:49:45.524 --> 00:49:48.442 ...and you're ugly. You're an ugly retard. 00:49:48.527 --> 00:49:51.278 And they call you Goon because you're ugly and retarded. 00:49:51.363 --> 00:49:54.782 And you'll always be Goon. Goon, Goon, Goon. 00:49:54.866 --> 00:49:57.034 That's what I'll call you for the rest of your life. 00:49:57.119 --> 00:49:59.954 Goon, Goon, Goon, Goon, Goon. Okay? 00:50:00.038 --> 00:50:01.664 So fuck you. 00:50:05.877 --> 00:50:07.336 Fuck. 00:50:19.599 --> 00:50:21.058 Oh, honey... 00:50:21.143 --> 00:50:23.227 ...you're going to have a baby! 00:50:25.439 --> 00:50:27.982 It's really been a pleasure having you here. 00:50:28.066 --> 00:50:30.693 And when you have a little one, I want you to call it... 00:50:30.777 --> 00:50:32.862 Little Jimmy. 00:50:32.946 --> 00:50:35.489 Honey, we love you so much. 00:50:35.574 --> 00:50:37.533 Honey, you come back soon, all right? 00:50:37.576 --> 00:50:39.285 And you guys have to come visit us, too. 00:50:39.369 --> 00:50:40.995 The house is so beautiful. 00:50:41.079 --> 00:50:44.081 Billy's so handy. He's built so many amazing things. 00:50:44.166 --> 00:50:46.208 Now you have another house. 00:50:46.293 --> 00:50:49.253 And I want you to give your daddy a big kiss. 00:50:51.256 --> 00:50:54.216 Oh, honey, we love you so much. 00:50:54.259 --> 00:50:57.053 - You come back and visit soon. - We will. 00:50:57.137 --> 00:50:59.555 - Bye. - Bye, honey. 00:51:07.731 --> 00:51:09.690 (GAME PLAYS ON TV) 00:51:09.775 --> 00:51:12.068 JAN: Ho, ho, ho, go! Come on! 00:51:13.445 --> 00:51:17.281 - BILLY: I can't believe them! - No, it's good. 00:51:17.365 --> 00:51:20.451 It's good that they like me. Then they'll be proud of you. 00:51:20.535 --> 00:51:22.953 BILLY: Bullshit! My life is shit. 00:51:23.038 --> 00:51:26.040 If you were my son, I'd be really proud of you. 00:51:26.124 --> 00:51:28.334 Did you see them kiss your ass? 00:51:28.418 --> 00:51:30.795 You made it happen. You made them do that. 00:51:30.879 --> 00:51:34.131 LAYLA: (SCOFFS) You kidnapped me. 00:51:34.216 --> 00:51:37.134 You pulled my hair, you threatened me. 00:51:37.219 --> 00:51:39.095 I just went in there and did you a favor. 00:51:39.137 --> 00:51:41.889 - I thought I did a good job and... - What was that shit about the CIA? 00:51:41.932 --> 00:51:44.600 I asked you "nice," I said "nice." 00:51:44.684 --> 00:51:46.227 "Make me look good!" 00:51:46.311 --> 00:51:48.854 CIA? Do you think my father believed that? 00:51:48.939 --> 00:51:51.232 Do you think he'd believe that for one second? 00:51:51.316 --> 00:51:53.526 Your son works for the CIA. All the girls love him. 00:51:53.610 --> 00:51:56.570 He's smart! He's smart! 00:52:08.208 --> 00:52:09.792 Let's go. 00:52:33.984 --> 00:52:36.068 Hey! Hey, look, everybody, 00:52:36.153 --> 00:52:38.320 ...the king is back. 00:52:38.405 --> 00:52:40.948 BILLY: That's right. The king is here. 00:52:41.032 --> 00:52:43.742 - Billy Brown. - What's up? Nice to see you. 00:52:43.827 --> 00:52:46.287 - It's nice to see you. - You look really good. 00:52:46.371 --> 00:52:49.081 Really good. 00:52:49.166 --> 00:52:51.375 So, you guys keep my ball and stuff? 00:52:51.459 --> 00:52:54.211 Did we keep your ball? 00:52:54.296 --> 00:52:57.464 We got your ball, your locker... 00:52:57.549 --> 00:53:00.217 - You better have kept it. - ...just like you left it. 00:53:00.302 --> 00:53:01.927 All right. 00:53:05.015 --> 00:53:07.683 What? Did you pay my membership? 00:53:07.726 --> 00:53:09.518 - Yeah. - Yeah? 00:53:09.561 --> 00:53:11.854 You weren't here to pay it, 00:53:11.897 --> 00:53:14.356 ...so I paid it for you. 'Cause I'm your friend, right? 00:53:14.399 --> 00:53:16.692 - Used your own money? - Yeah. 00:53:16.735 --> 00:53:19.653 - All right, I owe you for that. - You're my friend. 00:53:19.738 --> 00:53:21.739 You're my friend, too. 00:53:21.823 --> 00:53:24.783 Any good bowlers around these days, anybody good? 00:53:25.869 --> 00:53:28.120 - Just you, Billy. - All right. 00:53:29.372 --> 00:53:32.333 - Who's the girl? - I'm his wife. 00:53:32.417 --> 00:53:35.920 She's not my wife. I picked her up hitchhiking. 00:53:36.004 --> 00:53:39.215 Five years in the joint, you don't waste any time. 00:53:39.299 --> 00:53:40.883 You know me. 00:53:43.094 --> 00:53:45.429 So I'll go get my things out of the locker. 00:53:45.513 --> 00:53:47.890 I gave you 13. That's the one you like, right? 00:53:47.933 --> 00:53:50.935 Yeah, that's my lane. I'll see you in a minute. 00:54:09.663 --> 00:54:11.413 Who's that girl? 00:54:13.375 --> 00:54:15.417 Just some girl, a girlfriend I had. 00:54:15.502 --> 00:54:17.419 What happened to her? 00:54:17.504 --> 00:54:20.214 I don't know. 00:54:20.298 --> 00:54:22.967 I'm a free guy. That's not my style. 00:54:23.051 --> 00:54:26.053 I need to be free, so I let her go. 00:54:31.768 --> 00:54:34.019 Can I get a little room here? 00:54:34.104 --> 00:54:36.480 Why don't you go sit over there? 00:54:36.564 --> 00:54:38.565 I need a little privacy. 00:54:50.412 --> 00:54:52.204 Hey, Sonny? 00:54:52.289 --> 00:54:54.164 Where's my ball? 00:54:54.249 --> 00:54:56.458 I got it right here. 00:54:56.501 --> 00:54:59.044 - Let me see that. - It's all polished up. 00:54:59.129 --> 00:55:02.089 It looks good. You did a good job. 00:55:02.173 --> 00:55:04.800 - I'm going to go bowl. - Have a good time. 00:55:04.884 --> 00:55:06.635 Thanks a lot. 00:55:06.678 --> 00:55:09.596 - You're my friend, right? - You bet. 00:55:09.681 --> 00:55:11.640 Thanks, Sonny. 00:56:40.730 --> 00:56:43.565 The kid is hot. You see the pro? 00:56:57.664 --> 00:56:58.914 Yes! 00:57:08.550 --> 00:57:10.926 Oh! Oh! Oh! 00:57:15.306 --> 00:57:17.099 (LAUGHS) 00:57:17.142 --> 00:57:18.100 Oh! Oh! 00:57:23.898 --> 00:57:26.775 You saw it, you saw it. That's right, Billy's back. 00:57:34.784 --> 00:57:36.368 Come on! 00:57:39.831 --> 00:57:42.082 Come on! Fuck. 00:57:42.167 --> 00:57:45.586 Sonny, can you fix it? 00:57:45.670 --> 00:57:50.132 - I'll get it. - Shit, I was in a groove. 00:57:53.219 --> 00:57:56.388 Get out of my chair. Scoot over. 00:57:56.473 --> 00:57:57.806 Damn! 00:57:58.975 --> 00:58:00.392 Shit. 00:58:08.193 --> 00:58:09.485 Yes! 00:58:15.992 --> 00:58:18.202 (MUSIC STARTS) 00:58:27.545 --> 00:58:30.464 ♪ Call her moonchild ♪ 00:58:31.674 --> 00:58:36.637 ♪ Dancing in the shallows ♪ ♪ of a river ♪ 00:58:40.225 --> 00:58:44.186 ♪ Lovely moonchild ♪ 00:58:44.270 --> 00:58:47.356 ♪ Dreaming in the shadows ♪ 00:58:47.440 --> 00:58:50.067 ♪ Of a willow ♪ 00:58:54.030 --> 00:58:59.993 ♪ Talking to the trees ♪ ♪ of the cobweb strange ♪ 00:59:00.078 --> 00:59:05.207 ♪ Sleeping on the steps ♪ ♪ of a fountain ♪ 00:59:06.417 --> 00:59:12.548 ♪ Weaving silver wands ♪ ♪ to the nightbird song ♪ 00:59:12.590 --> 00:59:15.175 ♪ Waiting for the sun ♪ 00:59:15.260 --> 00:59:18.220 ♪ On the mountain. ♪ 00:59:51.087 --> 00:59:53.630 Stop dancing. Stop it, all right? 00:59:54.716 --> 00:59:56.300 Go sit down. 01:00:10.940 --> 01:00:13.108 (LAYLA CHUCKLES) 01:00:14.152 --> 01:00:15.485 Fuck! 01:00:15.570 --> 01:00:18.447 What's so funny? Why don't you try one? 01:00:18.531 --> 01:00:20.657 Go ahead, try one, big shot. 01:00:25.663 --> 01:00:26.913 Fuck! 01:00:34.005 --> 01:00:36.089 Come on, superstar. 01:00:45.016 --> 01:00:46.433 Figures. 01:00:48.770 --> 01:00:50.687 Can I bowl another one? 01:00:53.316 --> 01:00:55.108 Go ahead. 01:00:55.193 --> 01:00:57.027 I'm going to the bathroom. 01:01:17.632 --> 01:01:20.384 - What city, please? - Buffalo. 01:01:20.468 --> 01:01:21.968 Yes. What listing? 01:01:22.053 --> 01:01:25.347 Can I have the number of Scott Wood's Exotic Dancers. 01:01:25.431 --> 01:01:27.766 How are you spelling that? 01:01:27.850 --> 01:01:30.394 I don't know. Wood's woo... 01:01:43.116 --> 01:01:45.200 (PHONE RINGS) 01:01:51.249 --> 01:01:53.500 (RECORDING) Hi, you've reached Scott Wood's Solid Gold. 01:01:53.543 --> 01:01:57.003 This is Scott Wood, the guy Buffalonians love to hate. 01:01:57.088 --> 01:02:00.048 Folks, I'm real sorry about that field goal I missed. 01:02:00.091 --> 01:02:02.801 But guess what? I got some beautiful topless dancers... 01:02:02.885 --> 01:02:05.846 ...here at my new nightclub, Scott Wood's Solid Gold. 01:02:05.930 --> 01:02:08.056 Come on down and check out these beautiful girls, 01:02:08.099 --> 01:02:10.517 ...stripping down for you to next to nothing. 01:02:10.560 --> 01:02:14.354 They're gorgeous. Scott Wood's Live Solid Gold Sexotic Dancers. 01:02:14.439 --> 01:02:17.899 We're at Niagara and Herglenn. We'll see you here. 01:02:21.529 --> 01:02:23.697 I'm going to kill that fucker. 01:02:24.782 --> 01:02:26.450 I'm going to kill him. 01:02:38.129 --> 01:02:39.921 We have to go. 01:02:39.964 --> 01:02:43.175 I'm having fun. Can't I bowl one more time? 01:02:43.259 --> 01:02:45.051 If you want to stay, you stay. I'm leaving. 01:03:11.621 --> 01:03:13.955 Hey, come back here with me. 01:03:13.998 --> 01:03:17.083 - Where are we going? - I want to take some pictures. 01:03:17.168 --> 01:03:19.461 Really? You want to take pictures with me? 01:03:19.504 --> 01:03:21.004 Yeah, really. 01:03:21.088 --> 01:03:22.798 Wait, I've got to fix my hair. 01:03:22.882 --> 01:03:25.050 Don't fix your hair. This is not that kind of shit. 01:03:25.134 --> 01:03:28.804 Don't start that shit. We're just taking simple pictures. 01:03:28.846 --> 01:03:31.181 This is not glamour. 01:03:31.265 --> 01:03:33.642 You look fine. Come on, you look fine. 01:03:36.187 --> 01:03:40.065 - Is my hair okay? - Yeah, it looks nice. 01:03:40.149 --> 01:03:42.150 - Are you sure? - Mm-mm. 01:03:42.235 --> 01:03:44.110 It looks fine. 01:03:48.825 --> 01:03:50.826 Put this in. 01:03:50.910 --> 01:03:52.911 (MACHINE WHIRS) 01:03:54.705 --> 01:03:57.582 Okay be ready, 'cause it's going to come soon. 01:03:57.667 --> 01:03:59.209 You ready? 01:04:12.390 --> 01:04:14.182 Come on, what is that? 01:04:14.225 --> 01:04:15.725 - What? - What are you doing? 01:04:15.810 --> 01:04:18.186 You just made me waste $2. Get up. 01:04:18.271 --> 01:04:20.522 - Come on. - I was making it fun. 01:04:21.607 --> 01:04:24.985 You're missing the point. You just wasted $2. 01:04:25.069 --> 01:04:27.904 Get up, get up, get up. 01:04:27.989 --> 01:04:30.365 Now listen to me. 01:04:30.449 --> 01:04:31.992 Sit down. 01:04:32.076 --> 01:04:34.411 We're taking pictures for my parents. 01:04:34.495 --> 01:04:35.871 Do you understand that? 01:04:35.913 --> 01:04:38.415 We're taking pictures like we're a couple, 01:04:38.457 --> 01:04:42.711 ...like we like each other, like we're husband and wife... 01:04:42.753 --> 01:04:44.713 ...and we span time together. 01:04:44.755 --> 01:04:47.048 We span time together as a couple. 01:04:47.091 --> 01:04:49.759 'Cause we're a loving couple, spanning time. 01:04:49.844 --> 01:04:53.013 These photos are us in love, spanning time. 01:04:53.097 --> 01:04:55.557 No bullshit faces, no funny faces. 01:04:55.641 --> 01:04:57.559 Just look like you like me. 01:04:57.643 --> 01:04:59.769 That's all I want. Just look like you like me. 01:04:59.854 --> 01:05:03.023 - That's it. Can you do that? - You're so weird. 01:05:05.026 --> 01:05:06.985 Fine. Let's go. 01:05:08.070 --> 01:05:11.156 Are you going to do it or are you not going to do it? 01:05:11.240 --> 01:05:13.283 I'll do my best. 01:05:13.367 --> 01:05:16.453 I don't want to waste more money. Just do it right. 01:05:16.537 --> 01:05:18.496 We're in love. We're spanning time. 01:05:18.581 --> 01:05:20.832 Look like you like me, look like we're husband and wife. 01:05:20.917 --> 01:05:22.959 - I do like you. - You know what I mean. 01:05:23.044 --> 01:05:25.378 I mean like, you like me like you're my wife. 01:05:25.463 --> 01:05:27.380 Like you're in love. That kind of like. 01:05:27.465 --> 01:05:30.425 Like we're in love, spanning time. 01:05:30.468 --> 01:05:33.261 - Just do it right, all right? - I'll do my best. 01:05:33.304 --> 01:05:35.639 Don't do your best, do it right. 01:05:35.723 --> 01:05:37.599 And don't get smart. 01:05:37.642 --> 01:05:39.768 I don't want to waste $2. Just do it right. 01:05:39.852 --> 01:05:41.102 - All right. - All right. 01:05:41.187 --> 01:05:43.563 Look like you love me. Let's span time. 01:05:43.648 --> 01:05:45.607 Let's span time together. 01:06:01.499 --> 01:06:04.376 - What are you doing? - What? 01:06:04.460 --> 01:06:06.920 Don't touch me! Don't touch me. 01:06:07.004 --> 01:06:09.798 What do you mean? We're supposed to be husband and wife. 01:06:09.840 --> 01:06:12.467 - I'm trying to make it look good. - We're a couple that doesn't touch. 01:06:12.551 --> 01:06:14.761 We like each other. We like each other a lot. 01:06:14.804 --> 01:06:18.264 And we span time together. We just don't touch each other. 01:06:18.349 --> 01:06:19.599 Now let's span time. 01:06:19.684 --> 01:06:21.851 Let's use a different color in the back. 01:06:21.936 --> 01:06:24.312 Let's do blue. This is the blue period. 01:06:24.355 --> 01:06:26.189 Get up, get up. 01:06:26.273 --> 01:06:27.607 Don't touch me again. 01:06:27.692 --> 01:06:30.318 Just look like you like me, and let's span time. 01:06:30.361 --> 01:06:32.654 All right? You got that? 01:06:32.738 --> 01:06:34.280 - Yes or no? - Yes. 01:06:34.365 --> 01:06:37.409 I don't want to waste any more money. This is my last $2. 01:06:37.493 --> 01:06:38.785 - Yes or no? - Yes. 01:06:38.828 --> 01:06:40.870 If you don't want to do it, don't do it. 01:06:40.955 --> 01:06:42.038 No, I'll do it. 01:06:42.123 --> 01:06:43.832 Let's look like we like each other, 01:06:43.916 --> 01:06:46.376 ...and span time, and do not touch me. 01:06:46.460 --> 01:06:48.211 Do not touch me. 01:06:48.295 --> 01:06:50.505 Do not kiss me. 01:06:55.636 --> 01:06:57.345 All right, come on. 01:07:08.733 --> 01:07:11.192 All right, good. Let's see how they are. Come on. 01:07:15.823 --> 01:07:17.866 Please don't forget to send the photographs... 01:07:17.950 --> 01:07:19.534 ...and the cards to my parents. 01:07:19.618 --> 01:07:22.162 I promise I won't forget. You can trust me. 01:07:22.246 --> 01:07:24.039 One every Christmas. 01:07:33.090 --> 01:07:34.966 So I'll see you around. 01:07:36.260 --> 01:07:38.178 Where are you going now? 01:08:00.993 --> 01:08:03.119 (PHONE RINGS) 01:08:04.497 --> 01:08:06.247 - Is Scott Wood in? - WOMAN: No. 01:08:06.332 --> 01:08:08.792 Scott's not in. He doesn't come in till later. 01:08:08.876 --> 01:08:11.878 - Who's calling? - Just a friend. 01:08:12.963 --> 01:08:16.007 - What time does he get in? - He doesn't come in until late, 01:08:16.092 --> 01:08:18.885 - ...not before 2:00am. - What time is it now? 01:08:18.928 --> 01:08:21.513 - 8:15. - He doesn't come in sooner? 01:08:21.597 --> 01:08:25.433 He never comes in before 2:00-2:30 and he stays till closing. 01:08:25.518 --> 01:08:28.603 If you want to see him, come in after 2:00. 01:08:43.160 --> 01:08:45.453 All right, we'll go, okay? 01:08:47.373 --> 01:08:50.125 Why don't we just go some place, the two of us? 01:08:50.167 --> 01:08:52.460 We'll get a room and we'll just lay down together, 01:08:52.503 --> 01:08:55.296 ...we'll lay in a bed. You want to go some place with me? 01:08:55.381 --> 01:08:58.133 - I do. - I've got to get a hot bath. 01:08:58.217 --> 01:09:00.343 I really need to take a hot bath. 01:09:01.762 --> 01:09:05.014 Do you think we could stop and get a hot chocolate on the way? 01:09:10.062 --> 01:09:12.272 I was only kidding... 01:09:12.356 --> 01:09:15.567 ...when I said I wanted to lay down with you. 01:09:15.651 --> 01:09:18.611 So don't get your hopes up. 01:09:20.990 --> 01:09:24.868 That's too bad, 'cause I was serious when I said I wanted to. 01:09:49.101 --> 01:09:51.561 Do you prefer smoking or non-smoking? 01:09:51.645 --> 01:09:53.771 - Whatever. - Right this way. 01:10:10.748 --> 01:10:13.249 Your waitress will be with you in a moment. 01:10:16.962 --> 01:10:19.339 - What can I get you? - Can I have a hot chocolate? 01:10:19.423 --> 01:10:20.632 Very hot. 01:10:20.716 --> 01:10:22.383 - And you, sir? - Just a glass of water. 01:10:22.468 --> 01:10:23.593 Okay. 01:10:58.921 --> 01:11:03.258 Hey! 01:11:03.342 --> 01:11:06.636 Weren't you in my third-grade class? 01:11:06.720 --> 01:11:08.179 Yes. 01:11:09.848 --> 01:11:13.309 You remember me? Wendy Balsam? 01:11:14.395 --> 01:11:16.604 I'm Wendy Balsam, too. 01:11:17.940 --> 01:11:19.399 Oh yeah? 01:11:20.693 --> 01:11:23.027 What happened to you? 01:11:23.112 --> 01:11:24.862 Didn't you get in trouble? 01:11:24.947 --> 01:11:27.073 Didn't you go to jail or something? 01:11:27.116 --> 01:11:28.616 Yeah, but he was innocent. 01:11:28.659 --> 01:11:31.536 We were in the third grade together. 01:11:31.620 --> 01:11:34.622 I think we were in class together every year. 01:11:34.707 --> 01:11:37.000 Did you have Mrs. Dannon? 01:11:37.084 --> 01:11:38.793 Yes, I did. 01:11:40.337 --> 01:11:41.671 Yeah. 01:11:41.755 --> 01:11:43.631 Did you live on my block? 01:11:43.674 --> 01:11:47.176 Because I used to see you walk by my house every day. 01:11:47.261 --> 01:11:49.846 I had a friend who lived over there. 01:11:49.930 --> 01:11:50.888 Oh yeah. 01:11:50.973 --> 01:11:53.134 It's strange, 'cause every time I'd look out my window, 01:11:53.142 --> 01:11:55.435 I'd see you walking by. 01:12:03.027 --> 01:12:04.694 This is Don. 01:12:06.405 --> 01:12:08.573 And... what's your name again? 01:12:08.657 --> 01:12:11.326 - Billy Brown. - Billy Brown. 01:12:11.368 --> 01:12:13.453 Yeah, that's it. 01:12:13.537 --> 01:12:16.706 This is Don Shanks, my fiancé. 01:12:16.790 --> 01:12:19.751 How you doing, Billy? It's nice to meet you. 01:12:21.045 --> 01:12:23.296 Since you guys were in school together, 01:12:23.380 --> 01:12:26.299 ...you want to come over and sit down here for a little bit maybe? 01:12:31.055 --> 01:12:33.181 BILLY: We're getting ready to leave. 01:12:33.223 --> 01:12:35.058 Thanks a lot, maybe another time. 01:12:35.142 --> 01:12:36.893 Sure, yeah. 01:12:38.187 --> 01:12:40.563 It was nice meeting you... again. 01:12:43.067 --> 01:12:45.401 That girl has the same name as me. 01:12:45.486 --> 01:12:49.238 And she looks an awful lot like that photograph in your locker. 01:12:49.323 --> 01:12:51.366 The hot chocolate's going to be a couple of minutes. 01:12:51.450 --> 01:12:53.076 BILLY: We're going. Thank you, anyway. 01:12:53.160 --> 01:12:55.036 - LAYLA: What do you mean? - Sure. 01:12:55.079 --> 01:12:58.039 You want to stay, you stay. I'm going. 01:12:58.082 --> 01:13:01.167 Look at that girl, look at her. 01:13:01.210 --> 01:13:03.544 She's so creepy. 01:13:03.629 --> 01:13:07.215 She is so creepy, and you are so nice. 01:13:07.299 --> 01:13:10.718 - What is that supposed to mean? - I just think... 01:13:10.761 --> 01:13:13.388 ...you are much too good for her. 01:13:15.099 --> 01:13:17.266 Don't give me no fucking bullshit, all right? 01:13:17.351 --> 01:13:18.726 Don't give me no bullshit. 01:13:18.811 --> 01:13:22.814 I don't need your pity, she's-too-good-for-me crap. 01:13:23.899 --> 01:13:25.358 So we're going to leave... 01:13:25.442 --> 01:13:29.404 ...because you ran into someone you had a crush on in middle school? 01:13:29.488 --> 01:13:31.906 I'm gonna kill Scott Wood. I'm just gonna kill him. 01:13:31.990 --> 01:13:34.784 - What are you saying? - I'll kill the motherfucker. 01:13:34.868 --> 01:13:37.662 - I'm going to kill him. - Billy. 01:13:37.746 --> 01:13:40.164 What are you saying? 01:13:40.249 --> 01:13:42.417 I'm going, okay? 01:13:42.501 --> 01:13:44.544 Let me tell you something. 01:13:44.628 --> 01:13:49.173 I don't care about you or your fucking hot chocolate. 01:13:49.258 --> 01:13:51.467 I don't need anybody. 01:13:51.552 --> 01:13:54.053 Did you hear what I said? 01:13:54.138 --> 01:13:56.180 Did you hear what I said this time? 01:13:56.265 --> 01:13:57.598 Do you want to know the truth? 01:13:57.683 --> 01:14:00.059 I could have had any girl I wanted in school. 01:14:00.144 --> 01:14:01.477 Any girl I wanted. 01:14:01.562 --> 01:14:04.397 Do you know why I didn't have a girlfriend? 01:14:04.481 --> 01:14:07.191 Because there was nobody that I liked. 01:14:07.276 --> 01:14:09.694 Nobody that I liked. That's the truth. 01:14:09.778 --> 01:14:11.696 I could've had anybody. 01:14:11.780 --> 01:14:14.615 There was nobody that I liked, because girls stink. 01:14:14.700 --> 01:14:15.783 They stink. 01:14:15.868 --> 01:14:18.911 They're evil, and they're all bad, 01:14:18.996 --> 01:14:20.580 ...all of them. 01:14:20.664 --> 01:14:22.874 They're backstabbers... 01:14:22.958 --> 01:14:24.459 ...like you. 01:14:27.629 --> 01:14:31.466 - So let's go, all right? - I'm not going. 01:14:31.508 --> 01:14:33.801 - You want to stay? - Yes. 01:14:35.179 --> 01:14:37.013 You stay, all right? Fuck you. 01:14:37.097 --> 01:14:39.599 - Fuck you, too. - Yeah, fuck you. 01:15:07.336 --> 01:15:09.295 Can I use the bathroom? 01:15:09.379 --> 01:15:12.173 Someone stole the key. Use the one at Denny's. 01:15:53.423 --> 01:15:55.550 (SPUTTERING) 01:16:04.017 --> 01:16:05.393 I can't... 01:16:10.274 --> 01:16:16.862 I don't want to live. 01:16:16.947 --> 01:16:18.489 Don't want to live. 01:16:45.726 --> 01:16:47.643 Hey. 01:16:50.397 --> 01:16:52.106 I'm sorry. 01:16:54.526 --> 01:16:56.611 Can we just go out of here? 01:16:58.697 --> 01:17:01.157 What about the hot chocolate? 01:17:02.242 --> 01:17:04.327 I really want you to come with me. 01:17:04.411 --> 01:17:06.662 I want to get away from that witch over there. 01:17:06.747 --> 01:17:08.372 (LAYLA SNIFFLES) 01:17:09.833 --> 01:17:11.417 Okay. 01:17:13.170 --> 01:17:14.629 - Okay? - Okay. 01:17:36.693 --> 01:17:39.070 So you want to go get a room now? 01:17:39.154 --> 01:17:41.322 You can take a bath, you'll feel better. 01:17:51.124 --> 01:17:52.833 Okay, we got time. 01:18:20.862 --> 01:18:22.405 (RINGS BELL) 01:18:24.157 --> 01:18:25.991 We need a room for one night. 01:18:26.076 --> 01:18:27.952 - How many nights? - One night. 01:18:29.913 --> 01:18:31.706 Here, fill this out. 01:18:33.917 --> 01:18:38.170 Rooms are $29.99 plus tax. Comes to $34.50. 01:18:38.255 --> 01:18:41.674 I need a license and cash or a credit card. 01:18:43.427 --> 01:18:45.720 What really happened with you and Wendy Balsam? 01:18:45.804 --> 01:18:48.556 You've been so quiet all night. 01:18:48.640 --> 01:18:51.892 - I don't want to talk about it. - I'm not jealous. 01:18:51.935 --> 01:18:53.894 I just wondered... 01:18:55.480 --> 01:18:57.773 I told you I don't want to talk about it. 01:19:00.986 --> 01:19:03.612 Checkout time is at 11:00am and there's no smoking in the room. 01:19:26.845 --> 01:19:29.054 (RUNS WATER) 01:19:48.325 --> 01:19:50.201 Don't sit on this bedspread, 01:19:50.285 --> 01:19:53.162 ...it's disgusting. Let's take this off. 01:19:58.335 --> 01:20:00.085 These are dirty. 01:20:28.949 --> 01:20:30.449 BILLY: I'm cold. 01:20:45.632 --> 01:20:48.133 You never went out with Wendy Balsam, did you? 01:20:52.138 --> 01:20:54.014 I told you I did. 01:21:08.530 --> 01:21:11.407 I knew her since I was in kindergarten. 01:21:14.411 --> 01:21:16.704 She was in my class. 01:21:18.874 --> 01:21:20.207 I remember... 01:21:21.293 --> 01:21:23.711 I hated school so much. 01:21:25.088 --> 01:21:27.089 I just... 01:21:27.173 --> 01:21:29.633 I didn't like to wake up. 01:21:32.429 --> 01:21:34.555 The first day I went to school... 01:21:37.100 --> 01:21:39.894 I just remember I was crying and screaming. 01:21:39.978 --> 01:21:41.645 My mother... 01:21:41.730 --> 01:21:43.772 ...she had to drag me there. 01:21:46.192 --> 01:21:48.986 And then when I got into class... 01:21:49.070 --> 01:21:51.238 ...that's when I saw her. 01:21:55.994 --> 01:21:57.912 And I remember just... 01:22:00.248 --> 01:22:03.250 ...staring at her and I started thinking things. 01:22:04.711 --> 01:22:08.714 I was very young, but I was imagining kissing her... 01:22:08.798 --> 01:22:10.716 ...and marrying her. 01:22:14.346 --> 01:22:16.597 I just thought about her every day, 01:22:16.640 --> 01:22:18.766 ...all the time. 01:22:18.850 --> 01:22:21.435 And then school time would go by fast. 01:22:24.022 --> 01:22:26.231 And sometimes I would see her in church. 01:22:26.316 --> 01:22:29.485 And I hated church, too. 01:22:29.569 --> 01:22:31.820 And if I saw her in church... 01:22:33.365 --> 01:22:35.240 ...it was good because then... 01:22:35.325 --> 01:22:37.409 ...time went by really fast. 01:22:39.412 --> 01:22:41.789 Did she know that you liked her? 01:22:47.671 --> 01:22:49.046 No. 01:22:50.757 --> 01:22:52.466 She would just... 01:22:54.928 --> 01:22:58.555 ...she would just tell me to stop staring at her all the time... 01:22:59.724 --> 01:23:01.850 ...mocking me out. 01:23:01.935 --> 01:23:04.645 "Take a picture, why don't you?" 01:23:08.525 --> 01:23:11.485 Did you ever have any other girlfriends? 01:23:18.034 --> 01:23:19.743 No. 01:23:19.828 --> 01:23:21.662 Just her. 01:23:35.010 --> 01:23:37.428 - (WATER RUNS) - I'm gonna fill up the whole tub. 01:23:38.888 --> 01:23:40.514 My father used to make us fill up the tub... 01:23:40.598 --> 01:23:43.017 ...with just, like, an inch of hot water. 01:23:43.101 --> 01:23:45.352 That's all we were allowed to use. 01:23:45.395 --> 01:23:47.229 He was so cheap. 01:24:22.140 --> 01:24:25.267 Billy? Are you in the tub yet? 01:24:25.351 --> 01:24:26.769 Why? 01:24:26.853 --> 01:24:29.730 Can I come and sit in there with you? 01:24:29.814 --> 01:24:31.982 I don't want to be out here alone. 01:24:32.067 --> 01:24:33.400 I'm cold. 01:24:33.485 --> 01:24:35.861 I'm in the tub, all right? 01:24:35.904 --> 01:24:38.155 I don't want anybody coming in here. 01:24:38.239 --> 01:24:41.533 I just want to sit in the bathroom with you. 01:24:41.618 --> 01:24:44.369 I don't want to be out here. I'm cold. 01:24:44.454 --> 01:24:46.413 I don't want to be here. 01:24:46.498 --> 01:24:49.458 No, you can't. I'm in the tub. 01:24:49.542 --> 01:24:51.418 I won't look. 01:24:51.503 --> 01:24:54.671 Please just let me come in and talk to you. 01:24:59.594 --> 01:25:01.136 Hold on. 01:25:06.476 --> 01:25:08.936 You can come in, but don't look at me. 01:25:09.020 --> 01:25:12.231 If you look at me one time, I'll throw you out of the room. 01:25:12.315 --> 01:25:14.316 All right, I promise I won't look. 01:25:26.287 --> 01:25:27.830 Don't look. 01:25:33.920 --> 01:25:36.338 You look like a little boy in the bathtub. 01:25:36.422 --> 01:25:38.632 - What did I just tell you? - I'm not looking, 01:25:38.716 --> 01:25:40.467 I'm just imagining. 01:25:41.678 --> 01:25:44.429 - Just don't look. - I'm not. 01:25:48.685 --> 01:25:51.687 Billy, I'm freezing. Can I get in the tub with you? 01:25:51.771 --> 01:25:54.940 No, I just... you see how you start? 01:25:54.983 --> 01:25:57.901 Didn't you say you just want to come and sit in here? 01:25:57.986 --> 01:26:00.112 I want to be in the tub alone. 01:26:00.196 --> 01:26:01.989 Turn your head away, don't look at me. 01:26:02.073 --> 01:26:04.408 But I'm freezing, Billy. 01:26:04.492 --> 01:26:06.285 I'm sorry. 01:26:10.540 --> 01:26:11.915 Why? 01:26:12.000 --> 01:26:13.917 Because I want to be in here alone. 01:26:14.002 --> 01:26:16.044 I don't take baths with people. 01:26:29.142 --> 01:26:31.185 Can we get out of the bathtub? 01:26:32.770 --> 01:26:34.354 You want to? 01:26:36.774 --> 01:26:38.483 Can you go first? 01:26:40.320 --> 01:26:42.029 Okay. 01:31:06.002 --> 01:31:07.836 LAYLA: Where are you going? 01:31:12.300 --> 01:31:14.468 I'm just gonna go get a cup of coffee. 01:31:14.510 --> 01:31:15.677 You want something? 01:31:17.513 --> 01:31:19.014 Yeah. 01:31:19.056 --> 01:31:20.974 Can I have a hot chocolate? 01:31:21.017 --> 01:31:22.893 Okay, I'll get it. 01:31:24.270 --> 01:31:26.229 When are you coming back? 01:31:28.357 --> 01:31:30.484 Five minutes. What do you mean? 01:31:30.526 --> 01:31:32.569 I'm coming right back. 01:31:34.155 --> 01:31:36.573 I just have this feeling you're not gonna come back. 01:31:43.164 --> 01:31:47.209 I just told you I'm coming back. I'll be back in five minutes. 01:31:48.294 --> 01:31:50.795 I'll get you a hot chocolate. 01:31:50.880 --> 01:31:53.173 I really like you. 01:31:53.216 --> 01:31:56.092 I'm gonna be really sad if you don't come back, 01:31:56.177 --> 01:31:57.844 ...unless you tell me. 01:31:57.929 --> 01:32:00.180 If you're not going to come back, just tell me, 01:32:00.223 --> 01:32:02.390 ...don't lie to me. 01:32:02.475 --> 01:32:05.477 Are you going to come back or not? 01:32:05.561 --> 01:32:08.021 If you don't want me to go, I won't go. 01:32:08.064 --> 01:32:12.609 - I won't get a hot chocolate. - If you want coffee, go get coffee. 01:32:12.693 --> 01:32:16.988 - Just come back. - I told you I'm coming back. 01:32:23.079 --> 01:32:26.122 - Can I get a kiss goodbye? - No. 01:32:27.416 --> 01:32:29.543 Don't... 01:32:29.627 --> 01:32:32.254 ...don't start trouble, 01:32:32.338 --> 01:32:35.298 ...don't start evil. 01:32:35.383 --> 01:32:37.050 I didn't say I'd give you a kiss. 01:32:37.134 --> 01:32:38.927 I said I'd get you a hot chocolate. 01:32:40.263 --> 01:32:41.763 So I'm going to go. 01:32:42.848 --> 01:32:44.599 Can I have a hug? 01:32:46.852 --> 01:32:48.645 Oh man. 01:32:53.401 --> 01:32:55.360 Let me just shake hands. 01:33:34.317 --> 01:33:37.110 Remember you promised you'd come back. 01:33:40.781 --> 01:33:43.325 - I promise. - Billy... 01:33:43.409 --> 01:33:46.119 I just want you to know... 01:33:47.163 --> 01:33:49.039 I think... 01:33:49.123 --> 01:33:51.625 ...you're the sweetest guy in the world. 01:33:53.544 --> 01:33:55.545 And the most handsome. 01:34:06.015 --> 01:34:07.766 And I love you. 01:35:35.104 --> 01:35:37.063 (PHONE RINGS) 01:35:48.284 --> 01:35:50.410 BILLY: Goon, it's me. 01:35:51.495 --> 01:35:53.538 I just called to tell you that I was sorry... 01:35:53.622 --> 01:35:56.207 - ...for yelling at you before. - Yeah? 01:35:56.292 --> 01:35:59.252 Well, you're always yelling at me. 01:36:00.755 --> 01:36:03.089 I wanted to tell you I'm sorry... 01:36:04.925 --> 01:36:08.762 ...and to say thank you for sending me the raisins. 01:36:08.846 --> 01:36:11.264 GOON: I sent you raisins, Billy. 01:36:11.348 --> 01:36:14.559 I found a little box for them, and I sent them to you. 01:36:14.602 --> 01:36:16.770 You're not... 01:36:16.854 --> 01:36:18.271 ...very nice to me. 01:36:18.355 --> 01:36:20.690 I don't know if I want to be friends with you... 01:36:20.775 --> 01:36:24.360 - ...if you're going to yell at me. - I understand, Goon. 01:36:24.445 --> 01:36:28.239 Please, I asked you already, don't call me Goon. 01:36:28.324 --> 01:36:30.116 I asked you not to call me Goon. 01:36:30.159 --> 01:36:33.787 - My name is Rocky. - I meant to say Rocky. 01:36:33.829 --> 01:36:35.830 I was going to call you Rocky, okay? 01:36:37.041 --> 01:36:38.792 I called because I want... 01:36:38.834 --> 01:36:40.835 ...to give you the combination... 01:36:40.878 --> 01:36:44.005 ...to my locker at the bowling alley. 01:36:45.341 --> 01:36:47.383 You want to give me the combination? 01:36:47.468 --> 01:36:51.262 - Why, Billy? - You know my good luck pen? 01:36:51.347 --> 01:36:54.140 I want you to have my good luck pen. 01:36:55.226 --> 01:36:57.310 I left it in there for you. 01:36:58.604 --> 01:37:01.189 You can have my bowling ball. 01:37:01.273 --> 01:37:03.399 You can have all my things. 01:37:03.484 --> 01:37:05.443 I don't want your things. 01:37:05.528 --> 01:37:07.320 I don't want your things. Those are your things. 01:37:07.404 --> 01:37:11.491 - Why're you giving away your stuff? - I want you to... 01:37:11.575 --> 01:37:13.284 ...you're my best friend. 01:37:15.204 --> 01:37:18.248 I'm really sorry that I always yell at you and stuff. 01:37:19.416 --> 01:37:21.251 'Cause you've... 01:37:22.586 --> 01:37:25.004 ...been a good friend to me. 01:37:25.047 --> 01:37:27.382 You sent me those raisins. 01:37:27.466 --> 01:37:30.009 GOON: Are you going to do bad things? 01:37:30.094 --> 01:37:32.095 Is that why you're giving me your stuff? 01:37:32.179 --> 01:37:34.055 No. (SNIFFLES) 01:37:35.182 --> 01:37:37.559 I was kidding about Scott Wood. 01:37:38.727 --> 01:37:41.354 I don't really care about that anymore. 01:37:43.065 --> 01:37:44.858 I've got a big job. 01:37:44.900 --> 01:37:46.359 I really have... 01:37:48.153 --> 01:37:51.072 ...to work for a long time. I'll be away. 01:37:52.616 --> 01:37:55.702 I want to give you the combination, okay? 01:37:55.786 --> 01:37:56.911 32... 01:37:58.080 --> 01:38:00.039 17... 01:38:00.124 --> 01:38:02.000 21. 01:38:05.129 --> 01:38:08.673 - You're my best friend, okay? - Billy. Please... 01:41:35.255 --> 01:41:36.672 JAN: Run, run, run! 01:41:36.757 --> 01:41:40.218 Tackle him, tackle him, tackle him! 01:41:41.637 --> 01:41:43.596 Oh no! 01:41:45.140 --> 01:41:47.850 Jan. 01:41:47.935 --> 01:41:50.019 Jan, it's 2:00, you know? 01:41:50.104 --> 01:41:52.605 It's 2:00. I'm getting the shakes out here, 01:41:52.689 --> 01:41:55.233 ...and I'm starving. Can we get something to eat? 01:41:56.318 --> 01:41:58.444 - All right, honey. - You hungry? 01:41:58.487 --> 01:42:00.446 - Yeah. - So am I. 01:43:30.037 --> 01:43:32.288 Hey. Forget it. 01:43:32.372 --> 01:43:34.790 Did you hear what I said? Forget it. 01:43:34.875 --> 01:43:36.876 You cannot have anything in my locker. 01:43:36.960 --> 01:43:39.295 I take it all back. I took everything back. 01:43:39.379 --> 01:43:43.591 You heard me, I'm taking it back. So stay away from my locker. 01:43:43.675 --> 01:43:45.801 And if I find out you go near my locker, 01:43:45.886 --> 01:43:48.346 I'll give you a karate chop right in the head. 01:43:49.806 --> 01:43:52.683 Guess what? Guess what happened today? 01:43:52.768 --> 01:43:55.061 I got a girl. 01:43:55.145 --> 01:43:58.147 I got a girl. There's a girl who loves me. 01:43:58.232 --> 01:44:00.566 And she's very pretty, and she's very nice, 01:44:00.651 --> 01:44:03.361 ...and she loves me. So what do you think of that? 01:44:03.445 --> 01:44:06.864 So stay away from my locker, I take all my things back. 01:44:06.949 --> 01:44:09.367 I saw Wood today. 01:44:09.451 --> 01:44:12.203 I'm at the strip joint. 01:44:12.287 --> 01:44:14.580 This place is crazy. 01:44:14.665 --> 01:44:17.458 He seems like a nice guy, too. 01:44:17.542 --> 01:44:20.044 He really is just like... 01:44:20.087 --> 01:44:22.755 ...a normal guy. 01:44:22.798 --> 01:44:25.925 Remember, we used to like Wood. 01:44:25.968 --> 01:44:29.220 He kicked good that season. He was good that whole season. 01:44:29.304 --> 01:44:31.430 He kicked good all year. 01:44:31.515 --> 01:44:33.599 He missed one measly field goal, 01:44:33.684 --> 01:44:35.935 ...and everybody's against him. 01:44:35.978 --> 01:44:38.646 Who told me to bet on Buffalo? Buffalo stunk all year. 01:44:38.730 --> 01:44:40.648 They gave the Giants that game. 01:44:40.732 --> 01:44:42.608 If it wasn't for Wood, they would've lost... 01:44:42.651 --> 01:44:44.485 ...three or four other games that year. 01:44:45.570 --> 01:44:47.363 What? 01:44:47.447 --> 01:44:49.824 I'm telling you the truth. I'm here. 01:44:49.908 --> 01:44:51.284 No. 01:44:51.368 --> 01:44:53.744 Anyway, listen, I'll give you a call tomorrow. 01:44:53.829 --> 01:44:56.956 I've got to go. My girlfriend's waiting for me. 01:45:19.771 --> 01:45:22.273 - How you doing? - Okay. 01:45:22.357 --> 01:45:25.151 - You have hot chocolate, right? - We sure do. 01:45:25.235 --> 01:45:27.194 - Is it hot? - It's hot. 01:45:27.279 --> 01:45:30.156 Give me a hot chocolate to go, a large one. 01:45:30.198 --> 01:45:32.825 Okay, hot chocolate to go... large. 01:45:32.868 --> 01:45:36.203 - Make it good, a good one. - It'll be good. 01:45:41.084 --> 01:45:43.419 Let me have one of these... 01:45:43.503 --> 01:45:45.338 ...let me have a heart cookie, too. 01:45:45.380 --> 01:45:46.964 That's nice. 01:45:47.049 --> 01:45:48.799 How much are the heart cookies? 01:45:48.884 --> 01:45:51.635 Heart cookies? 95 cents. 01:45:51.720 --> 01:45:53.346 - 95? - Right. 01:45:53.430 --> 01:45:56.223 - You got a girlfriend? - Yeah. 01:45:56.308 --> 01:45:58.434 I'm going to buy one for him. 01:45:58.518 --> 01:46:01.312 For your girlfriend. Don't chomp on it yourself. 01:46:01.396 --> 01:46:03.147 Save it for her. 01:46:03.190 --> 01:46:04.899 CLERK: He's got a heart cookie coming. 01:46:04.983 --> 01:46:06.983 - BILLY: Who made those? - We make them right here. 01:46:07.027 --> 01:46:08.861 That's very nice... a heart cookie. 01:46:08.904 --> 01:46:11.113 - Who thought of the heart? - I don't know. 01:46:11.198 --> 01:46:13.866 Somebody who was romantic. 01:46:15.327 --> 01:46:18.371 - All right, what do I owe you? - Okay, let's see... 01:46:20.207 --> 01:46:22.958 Go easy. Easy, easy, easy... 01:46:25.379 --> 01:46:27.338 Four bucks on the nose. 01:46:27.422 --> 01:46:29.298 - Four bucks. - Four bucks. 01:46:29.383 --> 01:46:31.342 - Four bucks. - That's right, 01:46:31.426 --> 01:46:34.512 - ...including his. - Yeah, right. 01:46:34.596 --> 01:46:36.639 Four... 01:46:36.723 --> 01:46:39.809 ...and here, this is for you, because... 01:46:39.893 --> 01:46:42.228 I don't know why, just take it. 01:46:42.270 --> 01:46:43.938 - Okay. - Thanks a lot. 01:46:44.022 --> 01:46:46.232 I'll see you guys later. 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