WEBVTT 00:00:00.099 --> 00:00:20.099 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:31.823 --> 00:00:33.741 Riggs, you sure we're on the right street? 00:00:33.908 --> 00:00:35.159 - Yeah. - Yeah? 00:00:35.326 --> 00:00:36.994 We must be getting warm. 00:00:37.162 --> 00:00:40.080 - You see anything? - Where? I don't see anything. 00:00:40.248 --> 00:00:41.582 This must be the place. 00:00:41.750 --> 00:00:43.042 Holy shit! 00:00:44.502 --> 00:00:46.003 What the hell is that? 00:00:50.091 --> 00:00:51.633 Jesus. 00:00:51.801 --> 00:00:52.843 Who's this joker? 00:00:53.053 --> 00:00:54.928 I don't know. A spokesman for the NRA. 00:00:56.014 --> 00:00:58.474 Regular asshole. What do we do now? 00:00:59.768 --> 00:01:01.143 Run him over. 00:01:01.311 --> 00:01:03.312 What if he shoots us with that rifle? 00:01:03.480 --> 00:01:06.356 - He hasn't yet. Maybe he won't. - What if he does? 00:01:06.733 --> 00:01:09.610 Don't be a Don't-Bee. Be a Do-Bee. Be positive. 00:01:09.778 --> 00:01:11.695 Positive? 00:01:11.905 --> 00:01:14.364 - Let's run him over. - Glad you see things my way. 00:01:14.532 --> 00:01:16.200 I hope he doesn't turn around. 00:01:16.367 --> 00:01:19.161 He won't. We'll creep up on him slow so he won't notice. 00:01:19.329 --> 00:01:20.496 Yeah. Okay. 00:01:20.663 --> 00:01:23.957 Will him not to turn. Power of positive thinking. 00:01:24.125 --> 00:01:26.001 Don't turn. Come on, will him with me. 00:01:26.169 --> 00:01:28.045 - Will him? - Don't turn around. 00:01:28.213 --> 00:01:31.465 - I need you, man. Don't turn around. - Don't turn around. 00:01:31.633 --> 00:01:33.634 - Just believe. - Don't turn around! 00:01:33.802 --> 00:01:35.886 We're better than him. 00:01:36.054 --> 00:01:37.096 We're better! 00:01:39.015 --> 00:01:40.057 He's turning. 00:01:43.353 --> 00:01:46.105 I was wrong, I was wrong. Get down, get down. 00:01:53.196 --> 00:01:55.030 They just bounce right off him! 00:01:55.198 --> 00:01:56.573 I saw. We're in trouble, man! 00:01:57.492 --> 00:02:00.994 Shit. I'll draw his fire. You run for cover. 00:02:01.162 --> 00:02:03.747 No, I'll draw his fire. You run for cover. 00:02:03.915 --> 00:02:07.584 Are you out of your mind? You got a wife, kids. I got less to lose! 00:02:12.006 --> 00:02:14.675 - Hey, Riggs. - Get going, Rog. Get out of here! 00:02:16.886 --> 00:02:19.847 Riggs, I wasn't supposed to tell you this, but Lorna's pregnant. 00:02:20.014 --> 00:02:22.349 - You're gonna be a father. - Get going. Get... 00:02:23.476 --> 00:02:24.935 What'd you say? 00:02:25.103 --> 00:02:27.521 You're gonna be a father! Riggs... 00:02:32.068 --> 00:02:35.612 She was afraid to tell you. She was afraid you'd get angry. 00:02:35.780 --> 00:02:37.406 You never talked about children? 00:02:37.574 --> 00:02:40.325 - Shit. - A baby. 00:02:48.293 --> 00:02:50.586 There's something I'm not supposed to tell you too. 00:02:50.753 --> 00:02:51.795 What? 00:02:51.963 --> 00:02:54.756 Rianne's pregnant. You're gonna be a grandfather. 00:02:54.924 --> 00:02:56.049 Rianne's what? 00:03:01.764 --> 00:03:05.058 But Rianne can't be pregnant. 00:03:05.226 --> 00:03:06.351 She's not married. 00:03:06.519 --> 00:03:09.062 Well, I don't think she intended to get that way. 00:03:21.201 --> 00:03:23.493 They asking me to be a granddaddy? 00:03:23.953 --> 00:03:26.288 Mm-hm. Yeah. 00:03:37.675 --> 00:03:39.801 A fire 00:03:40.511 --> 00:03:42.512 In the hole 00:03:44.140 --> 00:03:45.682 Son of a... 00:03:52.398 --> 00:03:54.566 Here's what we'll do. Take your clothes off. 00:03:54.734 --> 00:03:56.360 - What the hell for? - What for? 00:03:56.527 --> 00:03:58.070 - Yeah. - Okay, you run. 00:03:58.238 --> 00:04:00.405 Flame-O here turns, sees you in your undies. 00:04:00.573 --> 00:04:02.658 It distracts him, and that's when I shoot. 00:04:02.825 --> 00:04:05.118 - Shoot what? - The valve on that napalm tank! 00:04:05.286 --> 00:04:06.870 Before he shoots me? 00:04:07.038 --> 00:04:08.705 - Maybe. - Maybe? 00:04:19.050 --> 00:04:20.092 Is he black? 00:04:20.260 --> 00:04:22.636 Too much armor on. I can't tell! 00:04:22.804 --> 00:04:26.223 No! Not him! The father of the baby! 00:04:26.391 --> 00:04:28.934 - Okay. - Please let him be black! 00:04:29.102 --> 00:04:32.980 Fire in the hole 00:04:35.566 --> 00:04:37.025 Get going! Here he comes! 00:04:38.236 --> 00:04:39.361 Are those little hearts? 00:04:39.529 --> 00:04:41.613 Not now, Riggs. Just hit the damn valve! 00:04:41.781 --> 00:04:44.574 Okay. Also, flap your arms and make noises like a bird. 00:04:44.742 --> 00:04:46.576 Flap my arms? Why? 00:04:46.744 --> 00:04:47.911 It'll distract him more. 00:04:48.079 --> 00:04:50.080 - I need him to turn. - All right, all right. 00:04:50.248 --> 00:04:52.749 - On two! - We always go on three. 00:04:52.917 --> 00:04:54.501 No time for three. Go. Two! 00:04:54.669 --> 00:04:56.920 What about one? - Okay. One, two, get going! 00:04:57.171 --> 00:04:59.047 I don't want to die in my underwear! 00:05:01.009 --> 00:05:03.135 Why are you waiting for? Shoot the bastard! 00:05:03.303 --> 00:05:04.886 Shoot him, shoot him! 00:05:32.623 --> 00:05:34.291 Incoming! 00:05:37.962 --> 00:05:39.004 Whew. 00:05:39.213 --> 00:05:43.008 Riggs, you think that bird thing helped? You think it helped? 00:05:43.176 --> 00:05:46.136 No, no, I just wanted to see if you'd do it. 00:05:48.806 --> 00:05:50.223 Cute shorts. 00:05:53.144 --> 00:05:54.436 Go spit, Riggs! 00:05:56.022 --> 00:05:57.606 Come on, I'll buy you a doughnut. 00:05:57.774 --> 00:06:00.067 Don't put your arms around me when I'm naked. 00:06:00.234 --> 00:06:02.319 Well, surely you're ashamed of your butt. 00:06:11.287 --> 00:06:12.746 He's a lively one. 00:06:15.958 --> 00:06:18.752 That shark damages my new boat, I'll take it out on you, Leo. 00:06:18.920 --> 00:06:21.797 - I didn't mean to catch it. - What do you want to keep it for? 00:06:21.964 --> 00:06:23.715 Yeah, why keep a shark anyway? 00:06:23.883 --> 00:06:25.759 The teeth'll look great on a wall. 00:06:25.927 --> 00:06:29.221 - They gotta stop snapping first. - Maybe he'll fall asleep. 00:06:29.389 --> 00:06:31.390 Go down, converse with him. He'll nod off. 00:06:31.557 --> 00:06:34.893 - He don't look tired. - Maybe chewing on Leo will wear him out. 00:06:35.061 --> 00:06:37.354 You think sharks eat their own kind? 00:06:39.357 --> 00:06:41.108 Oh, stop it. You guys got me in stitches. 00:06:43.152 --> 00:06:44.694 Okay, where's my bag? 00:06:44.862 --> 00:06:46.655 Starboard side aft. 00:06:46.823 --> 00:06:48.407 Starboard, that's left, right? 00:06:48.574 --> 00:06:50.367 No, port's left. Starboard's right. 00:06:50.535 --> 00:06:52.160 - Yeah, right. - Yeah, right. 00:06:52.328 --> 00:06:55.414 Right, yeah. Right side aft. Got it! 00:06:55.665 --> 00:06:57.749 - Whatever. - Check both sides. You'll find it. 00:06:57.917 --> 00:07:00.127 Careful! He's behind you, shark! 00:07:03.256 --> 00:07:05.006 Maybe we should throw him overboard. 00:07:05.174 --> 00:07:08.093 Throw them both overboard. Boy. 00:07:08.261 --> 00:07:11.471 No witnesses out here tonight. We'd probably get away with it. 00:07:14.392 --> 00:07:15.684 You too? 00:07:19.313 --> 00:07:21.606 I kept my nose out of it... 00:07:23.234 --> 00:07:25.110 but you and Lorna. 00:07:26.654 --> 00:07:30.115 You're having a baby, you're living together. 00:07:31.284 --> 00:07:32.576 You're not getting married. 00:07:34.036 --> 00:07:37.622 Why, does that violate your family values system or something? 00:07:37.790 --> 00:07:40.417 No, I'm just trying to understand. 00:07:42.462 --> 00:07:44.171 Rianne's not married either. 00:07:44.338 --> 00:07:46.631 Okay, okay. That's hitting below the belt. 00:07:50.803 --> 00:07:53.430 You know, when I was married... 00:07:53.598 --> 00:07:55.682 it was good. You know. 00:07:55.850 --> 00:07:58.477 You put the ring on. You make the commitment. 00:07:59.437 --> 00:08:01.188 You do all the... 00:08:03.608 --> 00:08:05.192 She's dead because I'm a cop. 00:08:06.319 --> 00:08:08.820 She's dead because I'm a cop and I... 00:08:08.988 --> 00:08:11.406 I don't wear the ring anymore... 00:08:12.283 --> 00:08:14.367 but I look down, it's still there. 00:08:14.535 --> 00:08:16.203 I still feel it. 00:08:16.370 --> 00:08:21.416 And, I don't know, it's like I'm not finished with that yet. 00:08:21.584 --> 00:08:24.252 I don't know how to explain it. Is that bullshit? 00:08:24.420 --> 00:08:27.339 No. It's not finished. 00:08:27.507 --> 00:08:30.050 It's not finished. Yeah. 00:08:33.387 --> 00:08:35.680 Okay, you did say "aft"? 00:08:35.848 --> 00:08:37.849 A-F-T. Aft! 00:08:38.017 --> 00:08:39.809 That's a fucking word? 00:08:39.977 --> 00:08:42.604 In the back of the cabin on the right side, Leo! 00:08:42.772 --> 00:08:45.941 Why didn't you say that to begin with, Roger?! 00:08:46.108 --> 00:08:50.445 People get around boats and water, everything becomes fucking nautical! 00:08:50.613 --> 00:08:52.906 "Astern! Avast, you landlubbers! 00:08:53.533 --> 00:08:55.283 Man the bilge pump!" 00:08:55.535 --> 00:08:57.327 Pump your fucking ass! 00:08:57.578 --> 00:08:59.454 All right, all right, all right. 00:08:59.622 --> 00:09:01.456 Okay, okay, okay. 00:09:01.624 --> 00:09:03.583 No problem, no problem! 00:09:07.046 --> 00:09:08.672 What's Lorna say about this? 00:09:08.923 --> 00:09:10.799 She doesn't like nautical terms either. 00:09:10.967 --> 00:09:14.052 - Huh? - We haven't discussed it. 00:09:14.220 --> 00:09:15.262 That's pretty messed up. 00:09:15.513 --> 00:09:19.140 The baby's due in days and you guys haven't talked about getting married? 00:09:19.308 --> 00:09:20.934 No. 00:09:21.102 --> 00:09:23.144 I haven't done it at all. 00:09:25.439 --> 00:09:27.190 Do we want Leo to shoot the shark? 00:09:27.358 --> 00:09:30.110 Do we want Leo to shoot...? Hey, hey! No, Leo! 00:09:30.278 --> 00:09:32.862 What? Hey, hey. 00:09:33.030 --> 00:09:35.782 - What's the big deal? - You're shooting a gun on my boat! 00:09:35.992 --> 00:09:38.201 I'm not shooting your boat, I'm shooting Jaws. 00:09:38.369 --> 00:09:42.247 Nobody's killing it. I'm not letting a good animal die so you can have its teeth. 00:09:42.415 --> 00:09:45.792 Sure getting grumpy since you found out you're gonna be a grandpa. 00:09:45.960 --> 00:09:47.460 Get off of me, will you? 00:09:47.712 --> 00:09:49.087 Don't fool around! 00:09:50.464 --> 00:09:52.799 This is some piece of hardware. You got a permit? 00:09:53.009 --> 00:09:55.093 - I'm a P.I. now. Of course I do. - A P what? 00:09:55.261 --> 00:09:58.972 A P.l., a gumshoe! You get in ugly situations. I got guns, everything. 00:09:59.140 --> 00:10:00.724 You are an ugly situation. 00:10:00.933 --> 00:10:04.060 Permit or no permit, you don't deserve this. You're not safe. 00:10:05.438 --> 00:10:07.397 Smart move, Riggs. 00:10:07.565 --> 00:10:09.232 Shit! 00:10:11.110 --> 00:10:12.861 Hard right, Rog. 00:10:13.654 --> 00:10:15.488 - They're gonna hit us. - You hear shots? 00:10:15.656 --> 00:10:17.741 Coast Guard, this is Code 7. 00:10:26.000 --> 00:10:28.376 We're in L.A. Harbor. Over. 00:10:28.544 --> 00:10:31.046 - We gotta go. Come on, Rog. - Code 7. 00:10:33.549 --> 00:10:34.966 They're getting away! 00:10:35.217 --> 00:10:37.177 Who was it? Do we know? 00:10:38.262 --> 00:10:40.388 No, no, I'll drive! 00:10:43.392 --> 00:10:45.977 - Want me to help? - Get out of here! 00:10:46.395 --> 00:10:47.520 This your gun? 00:10:47.688 --> 00:10:49.481 Yeah, you want some laser surgery? 00:10:49.649 --> 00:10:51.441 Hey, hey! You could blind somebody! 00:10:54.779 --> 00:10:57.697 Coast Guard, this is Code 7, in pursuit of freighter. 00:10:57.865 --> 00:10:58.990 Heading north. 00:10:59.158 --> 00:11:00.909 Awaiting instructions. Over. 00:11:01.077 --> 00:11:04.996 Code 7, this is U.S. Coast Guard. Maintain your present course. 00:11:05.164 --> 00:11:07.999 - We have a cutter en route. - Why you slowing down? 00:11:08.250 --> 00:11:11.336 We'll hang here. Coast Guard'll be here soon. 00:11:11.587 --> 00:11:13.922 - What do we do now? - Show them our badges. 00:11:14.090 --> 00:11:16.716 LAPD! LAPD! 00:11:16.884 --> 00:11:18.635 Los Angeles Police Department! 00:11:18.803 --> 00:11:20.845 We heard gunfire! The Coast Guard's on the... 00:11:48.499 --> 00:11:51.167 Coast Guard! Freighter's on fire! 00:11:51.335 --> 00:11:53.962 - Let's board them. - What are you talking about? 00:11:54.171 --> 00:11:56.214 Fire on the freighter! 00:12:01.262 --> 00:12:04.264 Okay, I'm upside. Now what do you do? 00:12:04.432 --> 00:12:06.349 They're getting away. Get me up there! 00:12:12.356 --> 00:12:13.898 Hell of a fishing trip! 00:12:14.066 --> 00:12:16.484 Shut up and keep your head down! 00:12:16.652 --> 00:12:18.403 LAPD! LAPD! 00:12:18.571 --> 00:12:21.531 Stop where you are! Hold it right there! 00:12:24.243 --> 00:12:26.494 He's got it! He's got it! 00:12:30.499 --> 00:12:32.417 - What'd he say? - He said watch his back. 00:12:35.087 --> 00:12:37.380 Why didn't you tell me you were gonna shoot? 00:12:38.591 --> 00:12:40.216 Tie it up! 00:12:40.551 --> 00:12:41.760 What? 00:12:41.927 --> 00:12:43.136 Pull it up! 00:12:50.436 --> 00:12:52.228 That was great, wasn't it? 00:12:52.396 --> 00:12:54.439 I told you to keep the boat closer! 00:12:55.983 --> 00:12:57.609 What are you listening to Leo for? 00:13:06.827 --> 00:13:08.036 Oh, shit. 00:13:17.963 --> 00:13:19.547 You all right, Riggs? 00:13:22.343 --> 00:13:24.219 Wow. Look at that. 00:13:25.930 --> 00:13:27.180 Oh, shit. 00:13:27.389 --> 00:13:29.057 Jump! Jump! 00:13:35.189 --> 00:13:36.731 Where are you? 00:13:37.399 --> 00:13:39.901 My boat! My new boat! 00:13:56.794 --> 00:13:57.836 - Hey, Rog. - What? 00:13:58.003 --> 00:14:00.380 - The shark. - What about the shark? 00:14:00.714 --> 00:14:01.965 Oh, shark! 00:14:04.718 --> 00:14:06.469 Don't leave me! 00:14:20.150 --> 00:14:21.192 Come on, Leo! 00:14:32.246 --> 00:14:33.997 - Hurry up! - I'm coming! 00:14:53.851 --> 00:14:55.476 You can make it, Leo. 00:15:03.027 --> 00:15:04.694 This is all I got left. 00:15:04.862 --> 00:15:06.988 And since I met Riggs, I've had my house destroyed... 00:15:08.699 --> 00:15:11.034 my car wrecked and now my boat sunk. 00:15:11.201 --> 00:15:12.994 What's left? 00:15:13.162 --> 00:15:14.621 I think that's about it. 00:15:32.514 --> 00:15:35.224 Four sets of papers, totally genuine. 00:15:35.392 --> 00:15:38.394 They'll get in the country and they'll be able to stay forever. 00:15:38.729 --> 00:15:40.438 U.S. citizens. 00:15:41.732 --> 00:15:44.525 Ask them to vote the incumbent party next election. 00:15:44.693 --> 00:15:46.611 Help me keep my State Department job. 00:15:46.904 --> 00:15:48.321 Bloody marvelous! 00:15:48.489 --> 00:15:53.034 They've red-flagged the Asian visas lately. Those weren't so easy to slip through. 00:16:07.132 --> 00:16:08.508 Something wrong? 00:16:10.761 --> 00:16:13.596 A small delivery problem, Mr. Proody. 00:16:18.560 --> 00:16:20.561 Goodbye. 00:16:20.771 --> 00:16:22.522 Leave! 00:17:36.305 --> 00:17:38.890 Coast Guard interdicts about one of these a month. 00:17:39.058 --> 00:17:40.767 Pretty raggedy-looking. 00:17:40.934 --> 00:17:43.436 Six weeks locked in a hole with one toilet. 00:17:43.604 --> 00:17:47.023 Rice and a little fish to eat. Lousy deal for 35 grand a head. 00:17:47.191 --> 00:17:49.734 Thirty-five grand. Where'd they get that kind of money? 00:17:49.902 --> 00:17:54.655 Didn't. Got to work it off from the snakeheads, the smugglers. 00:17:54.823 --> 00:17:56.908 - They sell them as cheap labor. - Sell them? 00:17:57.117 --> 00:17:58.826 Like slaves. 00:18:00.746 --> 00:18:02.663 I guess these must be the lucky ones. 00:18:02.831 --> 00:18:06.918 They'll claim asylum. Say they were persecuted, like everybody else. 00:18:07.086 --> 00:18:10.880 We'll send them packing. Cost you and me a goddamn fortune. 00:18:11.048 --> 00:18:13.508 What happened to, "Bring me your tired, your poor... 00:18:13.675 --> 00:18:16.177 your wretched masses, yearning to be free"? 00:18:16.762 --> 00:18:18.596 Now it reads, "No vacancies." 00:18:19.348 --> 00:18:22.433 I guess your parents were Native Americans. 00:18:27.022 --> 00:18:29.315 They pop one every boatload. 00:18:29.483 --> 00:18:32.485 Shows the rest what'll happen if they run off or don't pay. 00:18:34.738 --> 00:18:36.447 At least he's nobody's slave now. 00:18:38.200 --> 00:18:40.034 Come on. Don't coddle them, move them! 00:18:40.202 --> 00:18:42.620 We're on the boat and I see this barrel coming down. 00:18:42.788 --> 00:18:45.373 Murtaugh didn't see it, so I push him out of the way. 00:18:45.541 --> 00:18:48.334 Big guy. I knock him over. We're in the water. 00:18:48.502 --> 00:18:51.254 I pull him because he doesn't swim good. I gotta save him. 00:18:51.839 --> 00:18:55.216 There's that kid. What's his name? Bissel? 00:18:55.384 --> 00:18:58.010 - It's a food. - Burger! 00:18:58.178 --> 00:18:59.720 No, Biscuits or something. 00:18:59.888 --> 00:19:02.682 He's always kissing my ass, giving me coffee and shit. 00:19:02.933 --> 00:19:06.185 Sergeant Riggs, Sergeant Murtaugh. What are you doing here? 00:19:06.353 --> 00:19:09.480 - Hell, that's a long story. - Hey, man, you're all wet. 00:19:09.648 --> 00:19:11.274 - You need a blanket? - No, I'm fine. 00:19:11.441 --> 00:19:14.235 - Somebody get this man a blanket now! - Yes, sir! 00:19:14.403 --> 00:19:15.695 All right. 00:19:15.863 --> 00:19:19.198 - Get this body out of here. - Hold up. What do we got here? 00:19:19.366 --> 00:19:21.200 Step back, step back. 00:19:22.870 --> 00:19:24.495 Shit. 00:19:24.663 --> 00:19:26.956 He's dead, man. He's fucking dead, man! 00:19:27.124 --> 00:19:28.416 - Shit! - What? 00:19:28.584 --> 00:19:31.335 This is how he wanted to come to America? 00:19:31.503 --> 00:19:33.296 Was he in the killing section? 00:19:33.463 --> 00:19:36.465 - This guy's been shot four times! - Well, yeah. 00:19:36.633 --> 00:19:39.177 At close range, like he was executed! 00:19:39.386 --> 00:19:41.637 - He was executed. - Yeah, by the crew. 00:19:42.598 --> 00:19:47.727 What the fuck, man? People get killed left, right and center in this town! 00:19:47.895 --> 00:19:49.729 Now we're importing victims? 00:19:49.897 --> 00:19:52.940 Gangbangers wanna kill each other, no problem. 00:19:53.108 --> 00:19:56.110 You and me, one of us gets shot, hey, occupational hazard. 00:19:56.278 --> 00:20:00.615 But just a normal guy, this fucking guy? What the fuck did he ever do to anybody? 00:20:00.782 --> 00:20:02.575 - That ain't right. - Easy, Biscuits. 00:20:02.743 --> 00:20:05.077 You'll get an ulcer like this, kid. Settle down. 00:20:05.245 --> 00:20:07.121 Blanket! 00:20:07.831 --> 00:20:09.874 - Sorry, Blankets. - Here's your blanket. 00:20:10.042 --> 00:20:11.834 Sorry, I'm losing my head. 00:20:12.002 --> 00:20:14.629 I just hate to see bad things happen to good folk. 00:20:14.796 --> 00:20:19.550 We'd like to stick around and shoot the breeze, Butler, but you're in charge so... 00:20:19.718 --> 00:20:22.678 You should take this, it's free. You're all wet. 00:20:22.846 --> 00:20:26.849 - Get some vapor rub on your chest. - All right, Boogers. 00:20:27.017 --> 00:20:29.810 Sir, over here! - Hey, get them out of here! 00:20:30.646 --> 00:20:32.188 Get them out of here! 00:20:33.065 --> 00:20:35.733 Yeah, yeah. He takes the job kind of personally. 00:20:35.943 --> 00:20:39.612 Personally? Yeah, he's pretty serious, I'd say. Overzealous. 00:20:39.780 --> 00:20:41.197 - Emotionally... - Jealous of who? 00:20:41.406 --> 00:20:44.325 - I don't know. Who? - You just said he was jealous. 00:20:44.493 --> 00:20:45.868 - I didn't... - You just said... 00:20:46.036 --> 00:20:48.913 No, I said he was zealous. Full of zeal. 00:20:49.081 --> 00:20:50.414 - He's loud too. - What? 00:20:50.582 --> 00:20:52.124 - He's loud! - What? 00:20:52.584 --> 00:20:54.460 We better get up before the sun's up. 00:20:54.670 --> 00:20:56.295 I got something in the lifeboat. 00:20:56.463 --> 00:21:00.091 That's okay, see you tomorrow. I'll catch a squad ride. Hey, Rog. 00:21:02.135 --> 00:21:03.970 I'm sorry about your boat. 00:21:05.013 --> 00:21:06.514 Riggs. 00:21:07.182 --> 00:21:09.558 - I'm sorry. - Shit. 00:21:09.726 --> 00:21:13.521 All of a sudden, this big fucking shark comes... Can I say that? 00:21:13.814 --> 00:21:16.065 You can say it, but we can't air it. 00:21:16.233 --> 00:21:19.068 So this big darn shark comes along... 00:21:30.289 --> 00:21:32.915 Shit. My Code 7. 00:22:15.917 --> 00:22:19.295 - Hey! Hey. - Hey. 00:22:19.463 --> 00:22:22.506 - You were coming home last night. - I know, I'm sorry. 00:22:22.674 --> 00:22:24.008 I had some bad Chinese. 00:22:25.635 --> 00:22:27.470 You look a little banged up. 00:22:27.804 --> 00:22:29.263 You look a little knocked up. 00:22:32.309 --> 00:22:33.768 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 00:22:33.935 --> 00:22:35.436 - You sure? - Yeah. 00:22:35.604 --> 00:22:37.772 Whoa. Easy, tiger! There he goes again. 00:22:37.939 --> 00:22:40.024 She. There she goes again. 00:22:41.526 --> 00:22:42.568 You okay? 00:22:42.736 --> 00:22:44.987 I'm good. I'm better than Roger. His boat sank. 00:22:45.155 --> 00:22:48.741 No. Boat sank? - I had something to do with it. 00:22:48.992 --> 00:22:50.368 No! No grease! 00:22:51.244 --> 00:22:53.120 Have some cookies. - What happened? 00:22:53.288 --> 00:22:54.914 What happened? 00:22:55.082 --> 00:22:57.583 Gunfights, explosions, sharks. The usual. 00:22:57.751 --> 00:22:58.959 Here, boy. 00:22:59.628 --> 00:23:01.879 Oh. Thanks. 00:23:02.047 --> 00:23:06.133 You were out fishing. I mean, does trouble just go looking for you? 00:23:06.385 --> 00:23:10.471 Well, it seems to know pretty much where I am most of the time. 00:23:11.264 --> 00:23:13.265 You finished the nursery. 00:23:13.433 --> 00:23:14.934 Yeah, I did. 00:23:15.102 --> 00:23:17.686 I figured it was good for a girl or a boy. Cute, huh? 00:23:17.896 --> 00:23:20.439 It's a dogfest. Did you get the whole 101? 00:23:20.690 --> 00:23:23.609 I know. I got a little carried away with puppies. 00:23:23.777 --> 00:23:25.694 Kid'll probably hate dogs. 00:23:29.491 --> 00:23:34.036 You know, Lorna, we never ever talked about marriage. 00:23:45.882 --> 00:23:48.134 Well, I sort of figured you didn't want that. 00:23:51.888 --> 00:23:53.639 You want to get married? 00:23:56.518 --> 00:23:57.852 Well, no. 00:24:00.397 --> 00:24:01.647 Me neither. 00:24:03.024 --> 00:24:04.191 You want some breakfast? 00:24:05.694 --> 00:24:07.319 Yeah. Yeah. 00:24:20.584 --> 00:24:23.043 Serve and Protect. 00:24:23.378 --> 00:24:26.172 Since when do you read this smut? 00:24:27.674 --> 00:24:29.967 - It's not smut, it's Ebony Clark. - Ebony Clark. 00:24:30.135 --> 00:24:31.218 Trish gave it to me. 00:24:31.428 --> 00:24:34.597 "Every fiber in his being desired her. 00:24:34.764 --> 00:24:36.724 He devoured her with his eyes." 00:24:37.142 --> 00:24:41.187 Hey. Can we try this thing on page 196 sometime? 00:24:42.731 --> 00:24:43.814 Whew. 00:24:43.982 --> 00:24:46.567 There's a good one on 168. Maybe later. 00:24:46.818 --> 00:24:50.070 Nothing comes between a pregnant lady and a meal. 00:24:51.072 --> 00:24:54.950 Have I ever "made your womanhood reach peaks... 00:24:55.118 --> 00:24:57.411 that would rival the highest Himalayas"? 00:24:57.579 --> 00:25:01.373 - Foothills of Malibu, maybe. - Not even a Teton? 00:25:01.541 --> 00:25:03.459 - I don't think so. - Thanks. 00:25:03.627 --> 00:25:05.794 I thought I'd at least rate the Rockies. 00:25:05.962 --> 00:25:07.671 Well, you know I'm kidding. 00:25:08.798 --> 00:25:10.966 You're just saying that to make me feel better. 00:25:11.134 --> 00:25:12.927 No, I'm not. No, I'm not. 00:25:13.094 --> 00:25:14.386 You know I'm playing. 00:25:14.554 --> 00:25:17.264 I've been to plenty of mountaintops with you, Riggs. 00:25:17.432 --> 00:25:19.475 It's just that I'm hungry. 00:25:21.436 --> 00:25:24.063 When you have that kid, we'll blow up Mount Saint Helene. 00:25:24.231 --> 00:25:26.649 - I brought you a doughnut. - A doughnut. Police food. 00:25:26.816 --> 00:25:27.858 How did you know? 00:25:30.278 --> 00:25:32.488 I dropped by internal Affairs yesterday. 00:25:32.656 --> 00:25:34.073 Really? How's the rat squad? 00:25:34.241 --> 00:25:36.450 - I picked something up, good one. - Some cheese? 00:25:36.618 --> 00:25:39.995 Oh, yeah. I.A. got an anonymous tip. 00:25:40.247 --> 00:25:42.498 The person said Roger's on the take. 00:25:43.124 --> 00:25:44.959 No, he's not. 00:25:45.126 --> 00:25:48.796 I know he's not. It's probably some jerk he put away. 00:25:48.964 --> 00:25:51.799 But with the new boats and putting two kids through college... 00:25:51.967 --> 00:25:53.968 I thought you ought to know. 00:25:54.177 --> 00:25:56.470 I actually tried to persuade him to take money. 00:25:56.638 --> 00:26:00.808 Oh! Stop it, Riggs! I can't hear that! Nothing! 00:26:00.976 --> 00:26:03.143 I won't say anything anymore. I'm kidding. 00:26:03.311 --> 00:26:05.479 - That's awful. - I'm kidding. 00:26:05.647 --> 00:26:08.232 Don't tell him I said it. He's got enough problems... 00:26:08.400 --> 00:26:11.777 he'll blow his top, it'll be awful. Just don't say anything. 00:26:13.613 --> 00:26:15.030 What do you mean? 00:26:17.659 --> 00:26:18.993 Like what? 00:26:19.160 --> 00:26:22.037 - In general, problems. - You mean something specific. 00:26:22.205 --> 00:26:24.999 I got a nose for these things. Come on, tell me. What? 00:26:25.166 --> 00:26:29.253 No, you know, you're pushing me. I don't want you to go there. 00:26:29.421 --> 00:26:31.797 Get it off your chest. You'll feel better. Tell me. 00:26:31.965 --> 00:26:33.841 I won't leave you alone till you tell me. 00:26:34.009 --> 00:26:35.884 Son of a bitch. - Tell me. 00:26:36.052 --> 00:26:40.598 I'll tell you. Pregnancy destroyed my brain cells! I can't believe I said that! 00:26:40.765 --> 00:26:42.600 What? What? 00:26:42.767 --> 00:26:45.269 - I'm drooling. What? - Oh, Riggs. 00:26:45.437 --> 00:26:50.232 Okay. Promise me, swear to me that you'll never say a word about this ever. 00:26:50.483 --> 00:26:52.276 - I swear, I swear. - Right hand! 00:26:52.444 --> 00:26:53.944 I swear I won't, ever. 00:26:54.112 --> 00:26:56.363 I promise. What? 00:26:56.823 --> 00:26:59.575 You know how Roger is about his daughter dating cops. 00:26:59.743 --> 00:27:01.493 He'd kill them. So? 00:27:01.661 --> 00:27:05.706 Rianne married one, he's her baby's father. She's too afraid to tell Roger. 00:27:06.041 --> 00:27:09.376 They met, fell in love. She got pregnant, they got hitched. 00:27:09.544 --> 00:27:11.503 And nobody's telling Roger about this? 00:27:11.671 --> 00:27:13.297 After the baby's born, Riggs. 00:27:13.465 --> 00:27:17.259 You mean it's a package deal? Here it is, take it or leave it? Ha, ha, ha. 00:27:17.427 --> 00:27:19.511 - Does Trish know about this? - Yeah, she knows. 00:27:19.679 --> 00:27:21.930 She doesn't know you know. But Trish knows. 00:27:22.182 --> 00:27:24.558 Who's the lucky soon-to-be-dead son-in-law? 00:27:24.726 --> 00:27:25.851 Riggs. 00:27:26.019 --> 00:27:27.561 - Who? - Sergeant Lee Butters. 00:27:27.729 --> 00:27:31.440 Oh. Oh. This just gets better and better! No wonder he sucks up to Rog. 00:27:31.608 --> 00:27:33.609 Brings him apples, blankets, coffee... 00:27:33.777 --> 00:27:36.779 Okay, okay. Not a word. I'm telling you, nothing. 00:27:36.946 --> 00:27:41.075 You kidding? I won't tell. He'd shoot me just for being the messenger. 00:27:41.242 --> 00:27:45.579 He's my best friend. lt'd be wrong to mess with him. I promise. I won't. 00:27:47.957 --> 00:27:49.249 Promise. 00:27:51.628 --> 00:27:56.131 We don't have to discuss boys' names, period, because we're having a girl. 00:27:56.299 --> 00:27:58.050 Okay. Piadora. 00:27:58.218 --> 00:28:01.887 - I like Piadora. That's sweet. - Yeah? 00:28:03.264 --> 00:28:05.557 - Can't live with that. - I love that name. 00:28:08.061 --> 00:28:11.605 We're talking kids' names. Has Rianne picked any out? 00:28:11.773 --> 00:28:14.566 Need all the help we can get. We don't want to double up. 00:28:14.734 --> 00:28:17.069 Oscar for the boy, Loreen if it's a girl. 00:28:17.237 --> 00:28:20.072 I like Lee Butter. Better! I like it better. 00:28:20.240 --> 00:28:22.533 - Don't get me started. - I like those names. 00:28:22.701 --> 00:28:24.326 Captain wants to see us downtown. 00:28:24.494 --> 00:28:27.371 Trish'll be right down. Have fun shopping for the baby. 00:28:27.539 --> 00:28:29.081 Bye-bye, honey. - Yeah. 00:28:29.249 --> 00:28:31.250 Who had the sleepover? 00:28:31.418 --> 00:28:32.751 Just airing out camping gear. 00:28:32.919 --> 00:28:34.795 - We're out of here. - Wow. Something smells good. 00:28:34.963 --> 00:28:36.213 Really good! 00:28:36.381 --> 00:28:39.299 Trish has food on the stove. We're out of here. 00:28:39.467 --> 00:28:41.176 That smells like Chinese food. 00:28:41.344 --> 00:28:43.262 Chinese food? 00:28:43.430 --> 00:28:45.389 She's into Chinese cooking. 00:28:45.557 --> 00:28:47.766 I gotta see this. Can I taste? 00:28:48.560 --> 00:28:50.894 - I love Chinese food. - Hold it! Please, Lorna. 00:28:51.062 --> 00:28:52.229 Please. 00:28:53.189 --> 00:28:55.107 There's a Chinese person in the kitchen. 00:28:55.275 --> 00:28:56.400 I saw him. 00:28:57.444 --> 00:28:59.528 A couple of Chinese people. 00:28:59.696 --> 00:29:01.447 Actually a whole family. 00:29:03.825 --> 00:29:04.867 Large family. 00:29:08.747 --> 00:29:10.956 - Oh. Hey, guys! What's up? - Hey. 00:29:12.292 --> 00:29:14.418 - Hello. - Yeah. 00:29:14.586 --> 00:29:16.795 - It does smell good. - Great. 00:29:16.963 --> 00:29:19.089 - They were hiding in the lifeboat. - They were? 00:29:19.257 --> 00:29:21.633 With what the lNS guy said, I had to do something. 00:29:21.801 --> 00:29:24.970 - So you brought them home. - It took two trips. 00:29:25.263 --> 00:29:27.765 - Really? - They fit in the station wagon? 00:29:28.057 --> 00:29:30.142 That's Ping with his grandfather, Hong. 00:29:30.310 --> 00:29:32.728 He's head of the family. Speaks pretty good English. 00:29:32.896 --> 00:29:36.440 Hong, this is my partner, Martin Riggs, and Lorna. 00:29:36.983 --> 00:29:38.025 Wife? 00:29:38.610 --> 00:29:39.902 No. 00:29:41.070 --> 00:29:42.446 Rog, can I speak to you? 00:29:42.614 --> 00:29:45.032 Lorna, this is the best breakfast. 00:29:45.283 --> 00:29:46.992 I'm hungry. I'd love some. 00:29:48.036 --> 00:29:51.872 Are you out of your mind? This is illegal. As in, "against the law." 00:29:52.040 --> 00:29:53.832 You'll bring a shitstorm down on you. 00:29:54.000 --> 00:29:56.877 Just hold on! Just wait a frigging minute! 00:29:57.670 --> 00:30:01.131 The way I see it, those are slave ships out there. 00:30:01.299 --> 00:30:04.885 And I'm freeing slaves, I'm freeing slaves... 00:30:05.053 --> 00:30:08.055 like no one did for my ancestors. Okay? 00:30:09.265 --> 00:30:13.018 Riggs, it's my chance to do something and do it right. 00:30:16.022 --> 00:30:18.732 Why didn't you say so? This is not gonna be boring. 00:30:18.900 --> 00:30:20.526 Need any help? 00:30:20.693 --> 00:30:21.819 Okay. 00:30:22.278 --> 00:30:23.612 Where is he? 00:30:24.948 --> 00:30:26.824 Hey, Daddy. 00:30:26.991 --> 00:30:28.909 What is it this time, food or money? 00:30:29.077 --> 00:30:30.327 - Food and money. - Money. 00:30:30.495 --> 00:30:32.412 I see you more than when you lived here. 00:30:32.580 --> 00:30:33.997 We're independent now. 00:30:34.165 --> 00:30:35.874 Okay, okay. What's the money for? 00:30:36.042 --> 00:30:38.252 - Hookers, drugs... - Contraceptives. 00:30:38.419 --> 00:30:40.462 Can you believe they talk to their father like this? 00:30:40.630 --> 00:30:44.508 - Better than their parole officer. It costs more to go to school now. 00:30:45.176 --> 00:30:46.927 Me first, me first. 00:30:47.095 --> 00:30:49.304 I get the tuition bills. And the grades too. 00:30:49.472 --> 00:30:52.516 Consider this a down payment on a future ass-chewing. 00:30:52.684 --> 00:30:55.394 Get out of here and go to school. I wanna see some grades. 00:30:55.562 --> 00:30:57.145 I see the tuition. 00:30:57.313 --> 00:31:01.066 I want to see some grades! I want more cluck for my buck. 00:31:01.234 --> 00:31:02.651 Thanks for the money. 00:31:04.821 --> 00:31:06.572 - Oh, boy. - I'm tired. 00:31:06.739 --> 00:31:08.532 Me, I can't win. 00:31:08.700 --> 00:31:09.867 Boy! 00:31:11.244 --> 00:31:13.996 Did we get a raise and nobody told me about it? 00:31:16.624 --> 00:31:18.417 Heh, heh. I got to get to the bank. 00:31:18.751 --> 00:31:21.628 How can you when you're taken to the cleaners all the time? 00:31:21.796 --> 00:31:23.213 Yeah. 00:31:24.173 --> 00:31:25.591 Hey, guys. 00:31:25.758 --> 00:31:28.051 - Hey, Trish. - Hey, babe. 00:31:28.219 --> 00:31:31.013 - Those the kids leaving? - Yes. And we're broke. 00:31:31.264 --> 00:31:32.306 Is Lorna here? 00:31:32.473 --> 00:31:35.309 Yeah. She's in the kitchen, probably on her third breakfast. 00:31:35.560 --> 00:31:37.436 I remember those days. 00:31:38.062 --> 00:31:41.231 - Oh, Martin, I'm sorry. - I love it when you do that. 00:31:42.901 --> 00:31:44.735 - You look terrific. - Thank you. 00:31:44.903 --> 00:31:47.571 Wait till she starts trying to raise that baby by herself. 00:31:47.739 --> 00:31:49.281 Daddy, I'll be fine. 00:31:49.449 --> 00:31:52.701 Move back in and Grandpa Rog will be up all night with the baby. 00:31:52.994 --> 00:31:55.078 Better than her marrying the wrong guy. 00:31:57.415 --> 00:31:59.583 Well, you know, a cop or something. 00:31:59.751 --> 00:32:00.834 True. 00:32:01.002 --> 00:32:02.711 Come on, guys. See you. 00:32:02.879 --> 00:32:05.172 - I should say goodbye. - Hey, Lorna. 00:32:05.340 --> 00:32:06.840 Hurry up. 00:32:07.008 --> 00:32:08.800 Oh, yeah. Stuffing your face. 00:32:08.968 --> 00:32:11.303 Stop kissing me. Try that. 00:32:11.471 --> 00:32:13.597 You stay away from my girl. 00:32:13.765 --> 00:32:16.224 I'm not joking. Stay away from my girl. 00:32:16.392 --> 00:32:19.019 - Joking. - Bye! Got the baby beeper? 00:32:19.187 --> 00:32:20.228 Yeah. 00:32:25.568 --> 00:32:27.653 - I know. - It's your fault. 00:32:27.904 --> 00:32:30.364 It's your fault. All the chicken shit. 00:32:30.698 --> 00:32:32.616 Flapping all over the place. 00:32:34.869 --> 00:32:35.994 All right, everybody! 00:32:36.162 --> 00:32:40.248 It's been a year almost already, okay? This shit ain't funny no more! 00:32:41.209 --> 00:32:44.711 - All right? Enough is enough! - Please! Enough. 00:32:45.004 --> 00:32:48.924 I'm the one that gets it in the neck. Can we exercise a little maturity around here? 00:32:49.092 --> 00:32:51.593 If I find who's doing this, I'll kick his ass. 00:32:52.553 --> 00:32:54.137 What asshole is doing this? 00:32:54.305 --> 00:32:57.224 Riggs, I catch that asshole who put my picture up, that's it! 00:32:57.392 --> 00:32:58.392 That's it. 00:32:58.559 --> 00:33:00.227 Cut their balls off. - Captain. 00:33:00.395 --> 00:33:02.270 Hey, captain. 00:33:02.438 --> 00:33:05.273 I look out expecting to see all the old faces. 00:33:05.525 --> 00:33:08.986 Instead, I see a bunch of kids whose names I barely remember. 00:33:09.153 --> 00:33:13.156 Will you sit down? We're dinosaurs headed for extinction. 00:33:13.324 --> 00:33:14.658 Speak for yourself. 00:33:14.826 --> 00:33:16.702 We're making way for the new police: 00:33:16.911 --> 00:33:21.581 Guys with guns and psychology degrees, like Butters out there. 00:33:26.254 --> 00:33:29.381 - Biter has a psychology degree? - More like a psycho degree. 00:33:29.549 --> 00:33:32.134 Hell, I got nothing against it. Times have got to change. 00:33:32.427 --> 00:33:35.178 I once got shot by a hot-redder with a zip gun. 00:33:35.346 --> 00:33:37.055 That's how far back I go. 00:33:38.516 --> 00:33:40.225 You wanted to see us about something? 00:33:40.393 --> 00:33:42.144 Some things don't change. 00:33:42.311 --> 00:33:45.272 - Here we go. - The department lost its insurance. 00:33:45.440 --> 00:33:48.442 All the damage you've done, they can't get a new one... 00:33:48.609 --> 00:33:50.986 while you two guys are still running around. 00:33:52.447 --> 00:33:54.740 They can't fire you either. 00:33:54.907 --> 00:33:57.701 So they're promoting you. 00:33:58.786 --> 00:33:59.911 - Heh. - Eh. 00:34:00.079 --> 00:34:03.123 - Lieutenant. - There's no open lieutenant spots. 00:34:03.291 --> 00:34:07.127 So the chief used his special privilege, he's making you captains. 00:34:08.546 --> 00:34:10.297 - Better. - Captain. 00:34:10.548 --> 00:34:14.509 Time was when this would send me over the falls. I'm getting old. 00:34:15.845 --> 00:34:17.429 So, what the hell we do now? 00:34:17.597 --> 00:34:18.847 I don't know, captain shit. 00:34:19.015 --> 00:34:21.475 - Hang out. - Take long lunches. 00:34:21.642 --> 00:34:24.978 Yell, "Riggs, Murtaugh, I'm the captain." 00:34:25.146 --> 00:34:28.398 "Chief's shitting bricks, man." - You finished? You finished? 00:34:28.566 --> 00:34:31.318 Think you can stay off the streets and out of trouble? 00:34:31.486 --> 00:34:32.986 Absolutely. 00:34:33.154 --> 00:34:35.155 - Captain Riggs. - Captain Murtaugh. 00:34:39.410 --> 00:34:42.329 All right, hey. - Hey, this is... 00:34:42.497 --> 00:34:43.747 Hey. 00:34:44.248 --> 00:34:47.584 You want your badges? Let me see those sergeant badges. Give me those. 00:34:47.752 --> 00:34:50.045 - Throw them over here. - Never liked it. 00:34:50.213 --> 00:34:51.880 - Here. - Give me those. 00:34:52.048 --> 00:34:55.050 This is one of the most painful fucking experiences of my life. 00:34:55.218 --> 00:34:57.177 - Now get out of here. - Thank you, captain. 00:34:57.345 --> 00:34:59.179 - Thank you, captain. - Thank you, captain. 00:34:59.347 --> 00:35:00.972 - Captain, after you. - After you, captain. 00:35:01.140 --> 00:35:03.350 Enough with the "captain" shit. Get out of here. 00:35:03.518 --> 00:35:07.479 After you, captain, I insist! "O Captain! My Captain!" 00:35:07.772 --> 00:35:10.148 - Captains outrageous! - News travels fast. 00:35:10.441 --> 00:35:13.568 Get a break from real police work. Play golf, tennis... 00:35:13.861 --> 00:35:15.070 They got brown rings 00:35:15.238 --> 00:35:16.863 Around their noses 00:35:18.199 --> 00:35:20.992 Now that you're captains, come up in the chopper for a ride. 00:35:21.160 --> 00:35:23.328 - Not for me. I'll take a rain check. 00:35:23.496 --> 00:35:26.123 - If you change your mind, call us. - He's down-to-earth kind of guy. 00:35:26.290 --> 00:35:27.707 Aw. 00:35:28.292 --> 00:35:29.543 I'm sorry. 00:35:31.462 --> 00:35:35.382 Can we knock this shit off, please? This is your captain speaking. 00:35:35.550 --> 00:35:38.844 - Can we knock it off, please? Okay? - Jesus. 00:35:39.011 --> 00:35:41.638 The man's got feelings, you know? 00:35:48.896 --> 00:35:50.647 Hey, congratulations. Look at you. 00:35:50.815 --> 00:35:52.649 Captain Murtaugh. 00:35:52.817 --> 00:35:56.945 I don't really know how to say this, but you really inspire me. 00:35:58.823 --> 00:36:00.240 Keep it up. 00:36:00.408 --> 00:36:01.741 How's it going, Burton? 00:36:01.909 --> 00:36:04.661 - It's Butters, captain. - Yeah. I'll remember that. 00:36:04.829 --> 00:36:07.622 - Kid really likes you. - I wish he'd cut that shit out. 00:36:07.790 --> 00:36:09.332 He likes me? 00:36:11.502 --> 00:36:14.254 - Likes me? - What? 00:36:15.882 --> 00:36:21.428 No. You don't think he likes me, likes me, likes me... 00:36:21.596 --> 00:36:23.972 - ...likes me like that? - Oh. 00:36:26.851 --> 00:36:29.060 This is not the military, it's the police force. 00:36:29.228 --> 00:36:31.438 The millennium's creeping up on us. 00:36:31.606 --> 00:36:35.233 The captain said, "New people, new department." 00:36:42.992 --> 00:36:45.744 - Dr. Woods? - Yes. 00:36:45.912 --> 00:36:47.829 Oh. Captain Riggs. 00:36:47.997 --> 00:36:49.873 - Don't run. - I'm in a rush. 00:36:50.041 --> 00:36:53.293 - I need to talk to you. - Do you? Ah. What is it this time? 00:36:53.461 --> 00:36:55.962 Recurring dreams about flying dwarfs? 00:36:56.130 --> 00:36:59.716 - Or did you cook up something new? - I'm sorry about all that. 00:36:59.884 --> 00:37:02.219 I wanted your advice. I was thinking of... 00:37:02.386 --> 00:37:04.471 - Thinking? - Marriage. 00:37:05.848 --> 00:37:08.141 Marriage? The "M" word? 00:37:08.309 --> 00:37:10.852 Does "confidentiality" mean anything to you? 00:37:11.020 --> 00:37:12.479 That's funny. 00:37:12.647 --> 00:37:15.398 You know what would happen? We'd go in my office... 00:37:15.566 --> 00:37:17.776 - ...and you know what you'd tell me? - What? 00:37:17.944 --> 00:37:21.071 You'd tell me something like, "Doc..." 00:37:21.239 --> 00:37:23.448 I want to marry Murtaugh." 00:37:23.616 --> 00:37:26.618 Or your mother maybe. Or how about Nelson Mandela? 00:37:26.786 --> 00:37:27.827 Nelson Mandela? 00:37:27.995 --> 00:37:30.538 Something to ridicule me, Riggs. 00:37:30.790 --> 00:37:33.375 Something to get a rise out of me. 00:37:33.876 --> 00:37:35.168 Listen carefully. 00:37:35.336 --> 00:37:38.004 I'm not stupid. 00:37:38.506 --> 00:37:40.674 And my time is reserved... 00:37:40.841 --> 00:37:45.053 for police officers with real needs and real problems. 00:37:45.221 --> 00:37:46.680 Have you got that? 00:37:47.682 --> 00:37:49.266 - Have you? - Run it by me again? 00:37:49.517 --> 00:37:51.893 No. And you know what? 00:37:52.061 --> 00:37:53.353 I don't like you. 00:37:57.650 --> 00:37:58.900 Stephanie? 00:37:59.568 --> 00:38:02.612 I can't go out with you. I'm in a relationship. I'm very happy. 00:38:02.780 --> 00:38:05.073 I think you need to see someone. 00:38:05.241 --> 00:38:07.659 You'll find someone someday who'll love you. 00:38:07.910 --> 00:38:10.996 Not in this department. But stop bothering me! 00:38:11.163 --> 00:38:13.081 You're disgusting! 00:38:13.249 --> 00:38:15.000 What's the matter with you people? 00:38:20.423 --> 00:38:21.589 What's shaking? 00:38:21.757 --> 00:38:23.800 - Captain Riggs. - Captain Murtaugh. 00:38:23.968 --> 00:38:26.803 You're supposed to turn around and do that. We're captains. 00:38:26.971 --> 00:38:28.930 Heard you were up to your ass in Chinese. 00:38:29.098 --> 00:38:31.308 The taller ones come up to the navel. 00:38:31.475 --> 00:38:34.894 They were short, but big enough to kick your ass. What can I do for you? 00:38:35.062 --> 00:38:38.565 One of the ship's crew shot one of the illegals, apparently under orders... 00:38:38.733 --> 00:38:42.652 and we'd dearly like to know who's smuggling Chinese these days. 00:38:42.862 --> 00:38:46.698 We got no hard evidence, but we're pretty sure the big boss is Benny Chan. 00:38:46.866 --> 00:38:48.074 Uncle Benny? 00:38:48.242 --> 00:38:49.951 - You know him? - Yeah. 00:38:50.119 --> 00:38:52.996 - Back when he was running smack. - We never nailed him either. 00:38:53.164 --> 00:38:54.414 Benny's slippery. 00:38:54.582 --> 00:38:56.499 Where's he hanging out these days? 00:38:56.667 --> 00:38:58.918 He's got a nightclub, couple restaurants. 00:38:59.086 --> 00:39:02.339 He operates mainly out on North Broadway. Here's the address. 00:39:04.133 --> 00:39:06.426 - Hi, fellas. - Riggs. 00:39:06.719 --> 00:39:08.762 There he is. Hey, Burger! Uh, Summers. 00:39:08.929 --> 00:39:10.513 Butters. 00:39:10.681 --> 00:39:12.724 What you got on the freighter homicide? 00:39:12.892 --> 00:39:16.686 I'm all over it. I talked to some illegals. They only knew the shooter by sight. 00:39:16.854 --> 00:39:18.188 Checked out the boat. 00:39:18.356 --> 00:39:22.025 Turns out the boat's registered under a dummy corporation out of Indonesia. 00:39:22.276 --> 00:39:25.153 It'll be a rough one to crack, but we'll nail them. 00:39:25.404 --> 00:39:26.988 You ever hear of Benny Chan? 00:39:27.239 --> 00:39:29.783 Benny Chan. No. What kind of bad man is he? 00:39:29.950 --> 00:39:32.035 Real bad. Big crime boss in Chinatown. 00:39:32.203 --> 00:39:34.829 If it's dirty and Chinese, Benny's doing it. 00:39:34.997 --> 00:39:36.790 Where do I find him? 00:39:36.957 --> 00:39:38.124 At this restaurant. 00:39:38.292 --> 00:39:40.835 I'm hungry for Chinese, Rog. How about you? 00:39:41.003 --> 00:39:43.296 Since we're going there anyway, we'll drive you. 00:39:43.464 --> 00:39:45.548 Chinese? Let me get my jacket. 00:39:46.092 --> 00:39:48.635 - Riggs, not with him. - The kid's doing a good job. 00:39:48.886 --> 00:39:50.387 We might need backup. 00:39:50.554 --> 00:39:53.807 Spend time with him. You might learn to love him. 00:39:53.974 --> 00:39:55.308 Like a son. 00:39:55.476 --> 00:39:57.018 - A son? - In law... 00:39:57.228 --> 00:39:59.562 enforcement it pays to know your fellow officer. 00:39:59.730 --> 00:40:01.815 He might have to back you up one day. 00:40:06.487 --> 00:40:10.156 Sir, let me just say, it'll be an honor to share some egg rolls with you. 00:40:10.574 --> 00:40:13.159 Yeah, all right. Let's go. 00:40:13.369 --> 00:40:14.786 Share? 00:40:16.580 --> 00:40:20.166 Butters, it seems like you hate crime in a sort of personal way. 00:40:20.334 --> 00:40:23.420 - If you don't mind me saying so. - Why do you say that, sir? 00:40:23.587 --> 00:40:27.090 It's just last night I noticed you were more than slightly miffed. 00:40:27.258 --> 00:40:29.217 - Wasn't he, Roger? - Yeah, yeah. 00:40:29.385 --> 00:40:31.386 Any particular reason? 00:40:31.554 --> 00:40:33.930 About 150,000 of them. 00:40:34.098 --> 00:40:37.434 That's how many bullets zinged around my neighborhood growing up. 00:40:37.601 --> 00:40:40.687 Couldn't go outside. Couldn't go near a window. 00:40:40.855 --> 00:40:45.024 Lived on the floor, ate on the floor, slept and watched TV on the floor. 00:40:45.526 --> 00:40:48.194 I didn't learn how to walk till I was 10 years old. 00:40:48.362 --> 00:40:52.407 Spent most of my formative years nose-to-nose with the family beagle. 00:40:52.575 --> 00:40:55.910 When I work on a crime, I ain't thinking about the crime. 00:40:56.078 --> 00:40:59.372 I'm just thinking about that goddamn floor, and it pisses me off. 00:41:00.708 --> 00:41:02.125 Hey. 00:41:03.252 --> 00:41:06.838 - We supposed to meet Leo somewhere? - No, why? 00:41:07.047 --> 00:41:09.716 Because he's following us. Don't look too hard. 00:41:09.884 --> 00:41:12.552 Who's Leo? - Maybe it's a coincidence. 00:41:12.720 --> 00:41:16.055 What does he want? - I don't know. Let's find out. 00:41:16.223 --> 00:41:17.849 Yeah. Heh, heh, heh. 00:41:25.399 --> 00:41:28.067 - Fucking asshole! - Bite me! Bite me, okay? 00:41:28.235 --> 00:41:31.446 Whatever! Whatever! Jerk. 00:41:32.531 --> 00:41:33.823 You looking for us, Leo? 00:41:33.991 --> 00:41:36.576 - You saw me? - Yeah, we saw you. 00:41:36.744 --> 00:41:38.203 What you doing, Leo? 00:41:38.370 --> 00:41:42.081 I've been perfecting my tailing technique now that I'm a P.l. and all. 00:41:42.249 --> 00:41:46.503 He's a private eyesore. Nice inconspicuous vehicle. I like it. 00:41:47.546 --> 00:41:49.005 Riggs, who's the perp? 00:41:49.215 --> 00:41:51.549 - What'd you bust him for? - I'm a perp? 00:41:51.717 --> 00:41:55.136 A young brother in back of a police car, automatically I'm a perp? 00:41:55.304 --> 00:41:59.265 Look at my suit! Look at my tie! Do I look like the fucking Crips' accountant? 00:41:59.433 --> 00:42:01.226 Look at this badge, bitch. 00:42:01.393 --> 00:42:03.186 - Check out the gun. - Okay, okay. 00:42:03.354 --> 00:42:05.104 Put the gun down. Put the gun down. 00:42:05.272 --> 00:42:08.024 License. Registration. Urine sample. 00:42:08.192 --> 00:42:09.484 I got a badge too, okay? 00:42:09.652 --> 00:42:12.237 German Jews didn't have it any easier when we were kids. 00:42:12.404 --> 00:42:14.364 So don't think you're the only one. Okay? 00:42:14.532 --> 00:42:16.241 Besides, I knew you were a cop. 00:42:16.408 --> 00:42:19.369 I was kidding with you. I can smell a cop a mile away. 00:42:19.537 --> 00:42:21.621 Oh, I smell bad? What you trying to say? 00:42:21.789 --> 00:42:24.457 Stop turning everything around! You're so damn touchy. 00:42:24.625 --> 00:42:27.043 These guys'll tell you. We got a history together. 00:42:27.211 --> 00:42:30.797 Maybe we'll work together someday! I'm the bomb! They'll tell you. 00:42:30.965 --> 00:42:34.968 We'll work together when I open a cereal shop, you leprechaun! 00:42:35.135 --> 00:42:37.595 I didn't call you names, fuckface! Don't start! 00:42:37.763 --> 00:42:39.806 Okay? Don't fool around! 00:42:39.974 --> 00:42:43.101 - These guys'll tell you everything. - Sir, you're double-parked. 00:42:43.435 --> 00:42:46.229 Officer, I'm just talking with the detectives. 00:42:46.564 --> 00:42:48.940 - We don't know this guy. - Yeah. 00:42:49.108 --> 00:42:50.567 Think he might've been drinking. 00:42:50.734 --> 00:42:52.277 They're kidding. Come back! 00:42:52.444 --> 00:42:55.029 I wasn't drinking. They just said that. 00:42:55.197 --> 00:42:58.575 Blow your breath in my hand. I can smell it already. 00:42:58.742 --> 00:43:01.160 Blow in my fucking ear! 00:43:01.328 --> 00:43:03.871 - Okay, okay, okay. - You're all mine. You're mine! 00:43:31.066 --> 00:43:32.358 Where's Uncle Benny? 00:43:32.526 --> 00:43:34.569 - He's not here. ls he in there? 00:43:34.737 --> 00:43:36.321 - I'm sure he is. - This way. 00:43:36.488 --> 00:43:38.031 Yes, it's a two-way. 00:43:38.198 --> 00:43:40.158 We have three people. 00:43:40.326 --> 00:43:43.536 The restaurant's over there. Go this way, please. 00:43:43.704 --> 00:43:45.747 They see us, but we can't see them. 00:43:45.956 --> 00:43:48.625 - Where's your green card? - That's a racist remark. 00:43:48.792 --> 00:43:51.628 I'm a policeman who asked for your green card! 00:43:51.837 --> 00:43:52.920 This is not the way. 00:43:53.088 --> 00:43:55.548 You're the boss till we get up in his ass. 00:43:58.260 --> 00:44:00.970 It'll be fine. Hey, they've refurbished. 00:44:01.138 --> 00:44:03.222 - I couldn't stop them. - Hey, fellas. 00:44:03.390 --> 00:44:05.600 Out, out! - Can I get drink or food? 00:44:05.768 --> 00:44:08.478 Uncle Benny! I hope this is a bad time. 00:44:08.687 --> 00:44:11.814 - He still hasn't clipped his eyebrows. - What'd we tell you? 00:44:11.982 --> 00:44:15.943 - We hate not disturbing you. - This is Detective Buckles. 00:44:16.153 --> 00:44:20.323 Sell any heroin? Kill anyone lately? How's the front...? Restaurant? 00:44:20.491 --> 00:44:24.160 Have something to eat. Give you the police discount. 00:44:24.328 --> 00:44:26.204 - Flied lice? - Flied lice? 00:44:26.372 --> 00:44:28.456 It is fried rice, you plick! 00:44:32.002 --> 00:44:34.796 I'm very busy. What is it this time? 00:44:34.963 --> 00:44:36.255 Tell him, Buttkiss. 00:44:36.423 --> 00:44:40.009 Know about a boatload of illegals that went aground last night? 00:44:40.761 --> 00:44:42.428 Just what I saw on the news. 00:44:42.680 --> 00:44:44.472 Some snakehead lost big money. 00:44:44.640 --> 00:44:47.558 Four hundred people at 35 grand. Fourteen million, Uncle Benny. 00:44:48.936 --> 00:44:50.937 And missed out on making slaves out of them. 00:44:51.230 --> 00:44:55.608 You are cops. I thought smuggling Chinese was an INS problem. 00:44:55.776 --> 00:44:59.112 We found three bodies full of holes, so now it's a cop problem. 00:44:59.279 --> 00:45:00.655 Three dead Chinese? 00:45:01.115 --> 00:45:04.409 - Billion more where they came from. - That's right, life's cheap. 00:45:04.576 --> 00:45:07.286 Problem is, he shot at me and Rog too. That pisses us off. 00:45:07.454 --> 00:45:11.958 Heh, heh, heh. Too bad they missed. But still I don't know anything about it. 00:45:13.919 --> 00:45:16.087 Hey. Who's he? 00:45:17.381 --> 00:45:20.216 Hey. He doesn't look too happy. What's his name? 00:45:20.426 --> 00:45:23.845 Who is he? Who's this guy? Is he just appraising your furniture? 00:45:24.054 --> 00:45:25.805 He doesn't speak English. 00:45:25.973 --> 00:45:29.976 Yeah? Then he doesn't understand words like "scumbag"... 00:45:30.728 --> 00:45:32.145 "eat shit"? 00:45:33.272 --> 00:45:35.523 I think he understands good. 00:45:36.024 --> 00:45:37.066 Oh. 00:45:39.319 --> 00:45:41.028 Riggs. - Enter the drag queen. 00:45:41.196 --> 00:45:43.239 The insurance, remember? 00:45:43.407 --> 00:45:46.117 I'm busy. If you have nothing on me, get out. 00:45:46.285 --> 00:45:47.994 Just know that we're still around. 00:45:48.454 --> 00:45:50.580 - I'm on your ass too. - Yeah. 00:45:50.748 --> 00:45:52.331 But the door is this way! 00:45:52.833 --> 00:45:55.293 This is quicker. This is quicker, really. 00:45:58.964 --> 00:46:00.298 See? It's quicker! 00:46:02.259 --> 00:46:05.303 Don't forget my 10 percent policeman's discount. 00:46:07.806 --> 00:46:11.350 In Hong Kong, you'd be dead. 00:46:13.395 --> 00:46:16.230 - No, not that! Riggs, don't! - No, no, no! 00:46:17.524 --> 00:46:19.108 The insurance... Ah, what the hell? 00:46:26.366 --> 00:46:27.700 Hurry up! 00:46:27.993 --> 00:46:31.704 Try it sometime. Give it a whirl. Not only is it satisfying, it's therapeutic. 00:46:31.872 --> 00:46:35.208 - Saves the cost of shrinks. - Bad guys can't call the cops. 00:46:35.375 --> 00:46:37.835 - Why not? We're already here! - El Nino. 00:46:38.962 --> 00:46:40.129 I know this guy. 00:46:40.339 --> 00:46:41.756 That's the captain. Hold it! 00:46:46.553 --> 00:46:48.763 Hey, Riggs! Remember, no damage! 00:46:59.566 --> 00:47:01.067 Hold it! 00:47:03.737 --> 00:47:05.029 Shit. 00:47:07.366 --> 00:47:11.619 LAPD. I'm commandeering your bike. Shit. Here, $200. 00:47:12.454 --> 00:47:13.704 Riggs, I'm coming! 00:47:14.706 --> 00:47:16.332 Somebody stole your bike! 00:47:18.001 --> 00:47:19.085 Stop! 00:47:20.045 --> 00:47:21.754 Police! 00:47:22.464 --> 00:47:23.840 Out of the way! 00:47:24.258 --> 00:47:26.259 Butler! Chase the fast one! 00:47:26.426 --> 00:47:28.135 What, do you have Alzheimer's? 00:47:42.359 --> 00:47:43.609 Stop! Freeze! 00:47:56.623 --> 00:48:00.209 Stop! Stop in Chinese, motherfucker! Halt! 00:48:14.099 --> 00:48:15.725 Out the way! Police! 00:48:15.976 --> 00:48:17.393 He's getting away! 00:48:24.526 --> 00:48:26.027 Excuse me. Out of the way. 00:48:36.204 --> 00:48:37.413 Get down! LAPD! 00:48:37.623 --> 00:48:39.206 Stop, you little shit! 00:48:52.763 --> 00:48:55.222 Get down! Get the fuck down! 00:49:00.604 --> 00:49:02.855 My arm! I didn't do anything! 00:49:11.156 --> 00:49:12.657 I got you covered down here! 00:49:15.077 --> 00:49:18.287 You got the right to remain silent. So shut the fuck up. 00:49:18.455 --> 00:49:22.208 You got the right to an attorney. If you can't afford one... 00:49:22.376 --> 00:49:25.795 we'll provide you with the dumbest fucking lawyer on earth. 00:49:25.963 --> 00:49:28.255 If you get Johnnie Cochran, I'll kill you! 00:49:40.143 --> 00:49:42.603 Riggs, don't jump! You're going to be a father! 00:49:42.771 --> 00:49:44.105 Don't jump! 00:49:48.735 --> 00:49:50.820 Oh, shit. Hold on! 00:49:51.446 --> 00:49:53.364 Hold on! I'll get you! 00:49:53.740 --> 00:49:57.326 - Riggs, don't move! - Oh, okay. I won't move. 00:49:57.494 --> 00:49:58.703 Hold on! I got you! 00:49:58.870 --> 00:50:00.204 You'll catch me? 00:50:00.372 --> 00:50:03.541 No, I'm not gonna catch you. Wait. I got a Dumpster here. 00:50:03.834 --> 00:50:05.835 You didn't do nothing, why you running? 00:50:06.044 --> 00:50:07.044 Butters! 00:50:07.212 --> 00:50:08.838 - Get over here! - Shit! 00:50:09.006 --> 00:50:11.590 Hurry up! - Come on! 00:50:12.551 --> 00:50:13.592 Hold on, Riggs! 00:50:14.970 --> 00:50:17.096 A bit more to the left! 00:50:17.264 --> 00:50:18.848 Move this there. Now. 00:50:19.141 --> 00:50:20.975 No, the other left! 00:50:21.143 --> 00:50:22.893 Make up your mind! 00:50:23.061 --> 00:50:26.439 - Couldn't you find something smaller? - It's the only one I could find! 00:50:26.606 --> 00:50:29.275 I got it here. Now, jump on "three." 00:50:29.443 --> 00:50:32.486 - Okay. Ready? - Ass first! it breaks the fall! 00:50:32.654 --> 00:50:34.613 Ready. One... 00:50:34.781 --> 00:50:36.699 two, three. Son of a bitch. 00:50:38.952 --> 00:50:40.536 Hey, Riggs, you all right? 00:50:40.704 --> 00:50:42.079 I should've had him. 00:50:42.247 --> 00:50:43.789 Damn right, you should've. Shit. 00:50:43.957 --> 00:50:46.083 Hey. Who's your partner? 00:50:46.251 --> 00:50:48.127 - Son of a bitch. - I don't have a partner. 00:50:48.295 --> 00:50:49.712 The guy you were running with. 00:50:49.880 --> 00:50:51.422 I'm a waiter at a restaurant. 00:50:51.882 --> 00:50:54.008 You guys pull a gun, try to kill me. 00:50:54.301 --> 00:50:56.844 You physically abuse me. I want my lawyer. 00:50:58.013 --> 00:51:02.975 You ain't no waiter. if you're a waiter, what's today's special? 00:51:03.143 --> 00:51:04.977 What's today? 00:51:05.145 --> 00:51:06.729 Wednesday. - Yeah, Wednesday. 00:51:06.897 --> 00:51:09.565 Sweet and sour pork, barbecue spareribs... 00:51:09.858 --> 00:51:11.317 Aw, shut up! 00:51:12.110 --> 00:51:14.987 Next time, don't run! Stay still! 00:51:16.281 --> 00:51:17.740 Johnnie Cochran! 00:51:17.949 --> 00:51:19.408 He fight for me! 00:52:19.678 --> 00:52:23.055 Rebellion against his domineering father. 00:52:23.306 --> 00:52:26.976 Finally, Mao left home to continue his schooling. 00:52:32.274 --> 00:52:35.192 - Sorry, Sergeant Murtaugh. - No, no, no. Sit, please. 00:52:35.360 --> 00:52:37.361 And it's Roger. 00:52:37.529 --> 00:52:40.906 - It's your chair. - Sit down. Really, it's fine. Sit. 00:52:41.074 --> 00:52:42.533 Want something to drink? 00:52:42.701 --> 00:52:43.868 Tequila? 00:52:44.619 --> 00:52:45.870 Thank you so much. 00:52:46.329 --> 00:52:47.830 From Mexico. 00:52:49.124 --> 00:52:52.334 This can't be the first time you had tequila, Hong. 00:52:52.502 --> 00:52:55.921 Yes. - No. 00:52:58.425 --> 00:53:00.092 - Bread. - Huh? 00:53:00.260 --> 00:53:01.844 Bread. 00:53:02.012 --> 00:53:03.137 Toast. 00:53:03.305 --> 00:53:05.055 Oh, yeah, toast. 00:53:05.223 --> 00:53:06.265 Bread. 00:53:11.771 --> 00:53:13.480 You know anybody here? 00:53:13.648 --> 00:53:14.940 My uncle. 00:53:15.108 --> 00:53:17.818 He pay so we can come to America. 00:53:17.986 --> 00:53:20.279 You been in contact with him? 00:53:20.447 --> 00:53:22.448 No. I leave message. 00:53:23.825 --> 00:53:25.242 What's your uncle do? 00:53:26.494 --> 00:53:29.455 In China, he's artist. 00:53:29.623 --> 00:53:32.666 - An artist? - Yeah. 00:53:34.044 --> 00:53:35.920 It's tough leaving home, huh? 00:53:39.424 --> 00:53:41.425 In America... 00:53:41.593 --> 00:53:44.386 my children have chance to make good life. 00:53:44.888 --> 00:53:47.598 We want the best for our children. 00:53:47.766 --> 00:53:49.683 And our grandchildren. 00:53:50.727 --> 00:53:53.145 You believe I'm a grandfather? 00:53:53.313 --> 00:53:55.731 - That's right. Little Ping. - Oh, yes. 00:53:55.899 --> 00:53:58.234 You're a grandpa. 00:53:58.735 --> 00:54:00.277 Where's the time go? 00:54:00.862 --> 00:54:02.112 Oh. 00:54:02.280 --> 00:54:03.364 Don't know. 00:54:03.573 --> 00:54:04.865 Have no watch. 00:54:05.158 --> 00:54:06.617 You have no watch? 00:54:07.077 --> 00:54:08.452 Here. 00:54:08.620 --> 00:54:10.871 This is my pop's. Take it. 00:54:11.039 --> 00:54:13.832 He got it when he retired from the force. 00:54:14.000 --> 00:54:16.001 No, no. No, I cannot. 00:54:16.169 --> 00:54:17.628 No, no. I want you to have it. 00:54:17.837 --> 00:54:21.674 It belonged to a good man. It ought to belong to another good man. 00:54:23.802 --> 00:54:26.512 Thank you so much, Roger. 00:55:55.477 --> 00:55:56.769 Shit! 00:55:58.563 --> 00:56:00.439 No, no, Riggs. 00:56:01.358 --> 00:56:03.025 Hold him, hold him. 00:56:03.193 --> 00:56:05.110 Push him off. 00:56:07.364 --> 00:56:10.866 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good, good. 00:56:11.659 --> 00:56:12.701 Get him! 00:56:16.164 --> 00:56:17.706 What's wrong? 00:56:17.999 --> 00:56:20.292 It's the shoulder. it's the shoulder. 00:56:20.460 --> 00:56:24.004 It's an old shoulder injury. I'll have to toss in the towel. 00:56:24.172 --> 00:56:27.049 No problem. Sorry, man. - It happens periodically. 00:56:27.217 --> 00:56:30.761 I was just getting going too. You're lucky, kid. 00:56:30.929 --> 00:56:34.264 - You're lucky he didn't kill you. - You owe me a rematch! 00:56:34.432 --> 00:56:37.142 Anytime you want. - I might even train for it. 00:56:37.310 --> 00:56:39.311 Better bring your own paramedic too. 00:56:41.398 --> 00:56:44.650 - I'll get ice for that shoulder. - Shoulder's okay, Rog. 00:56:44.901 --> 00:56:47.069 There's nothing wrong with my shoulder. 00:56:49.906 --> 00:56:51.990 I was faking it, Rog. 00:56:52.158 --> 00:56:53.617 Faking it? 00:56:54.619 --> 00:56:58.497 Gomez was killing me out there. I didn't have anything left. 00:56:58.665 --> 00:57:00.582 I told you that kid was good. 00:57:00.750 --> 00:57:03.544 He's good, but it's not all him. 00:57:04.963 --> 00:57:09.049 I've been feeling it lately. You know the other... 00:57:15.056 --> 00:57:17.975 Like, the other night on the ship when that guy nailed me. 00:57:18.184 --> 00:57:20.519 And yesterday I couldn't catch him. 00:57:20.687 --> 00:57:24.064 Other stuff too. I just thought, I'm out of shape or something. 00:57:24.232 --> 00:57:26.900 You know. But it's more than that. 00:57:27.068 --> 00:57:30.737 It's like, I hate to say this but... 00:57:30.947 --> 00:57:33.157 You're getting too old for this shit. 00:57:36.035 --> 00:57:37.161 Yeah. 00:57:38.496 --> 00:57:40.372 How about that? 00:57:40.540 --> 00:57:41.623 Finally. 00:57:42.667 --> 00:57:45.127 No, but I can't be. I mean, I'm only... 00:57:46.880 --> 00:57:49.715 - Jesus. - Yeah, you're only. 00:57:50.884 --> 00:57:52.801 Can't beat the clock, Riggs. 00:57:53.636 --> 00:57:55.095 Wow. 00:57:55.388 --> 00:57:58.682 Murphy's right. We're dinosaurs. What'll I do? 00:57:59.392 --> 00:58:01.018 Accept it. 00:58:03.396 --> 00:58:04.646 Like I do. 00:58:07.108 --> 00:58:09.026 - No. Bullshit. - Yeah. 00:58:09.194 --> 00:58:10.486 Bullshit. I won't accept it. 00:58:10.737 --> 00:58:12.237 I'll will it not to happen. 00:58:12.405 --> 00:58:13.447 - Will it? - Yeah. 00:58:13.615 --> 00:58:16.325 - Will it? - I'm not too old for this shit. 00:58:16.534 --> 00:58:20.454 I'm not too old for this shit. We're not too old for this shit. 00:58:20.830 --> 00:58:23.832 We're not too old for this shit. We're not too old for... 00:58:24.000 --> 00:58:25.250 Say it like you believe it. 00:58:25.418 --> 00:58:28.045 We're not too old for this shit. 00:58:28.213 --> 00:58:29.463 We're not too old for this shit. 00:58:29.631 --> 00:58:31.465 I'm not gonna buy a hemorrhoid cushion. 00:58:31.633 --> 00:58:34.092 - I won't get corns! - I got corns! 00:58:34.260 --> 00:58:35.719 I'm not wearing a suit! 00:58:35.887 --> 00:58:37.763 What's wrong with wearing a suit? 00:58:37.931 --> 00:58:39.598 Hey. How's it going, captain? 00:58:50.193 --> 00:58:51.944 Thanks a lot, you guys. Very funny. 00:58:52.111 --> 00:58:54.988 That cop had me here for an hour and tried to strip-search me. 00:58:55.156 --> 00:58:56.949 - You get his phone number? - Ha, ha. Funny. 00:58:57.116 --> 00:58:59.284 Sugar-glazed with jelly. Thanks, Leo. 00:58:59.452 --> 00:59:01.537 - What happened? The scratches. - A dog. 00:59:01.704 --> 00:59:03.121 - A dog? - Dog cut you like that? 00:59:03.289 --> 00:59:04.915 Catch you drinking out of his bowl? 00:59:05.083 --> 00:59:07.334 Very funny. I'm working on an important P.l. case. 00:59:07.502 --> 00:59:08.835 Did the dog hire you? 00:59:09.003 --> 00:59:11.964 No. The people that lost the dog hired me. 00:59:12.131 --> 00:59:13.257 Sounds like a big case. 00:59:13.424 --> 00:59:17.970 It is a big case, Mr. Big Shot, for all you know. It's a very expensive dog. 00:59:18.137 --> 00:59:20.138 - A Bolshoi. - Borzoi. 00:59:20.306 --> 00:59:21.723 Whatever, whatever. 00:59:22.267 --> 00:59:23.809 And you found it? 00:59:23.977 --> 00:59:26.645 Sort of. Okay. Listen to what happens. 00:59:27.313 --> 00:59:31.441 Instead of going around town looking for a dog, spending money, I went to the pound. 00:59:31.609 --> 00:59:35.487 I take the dog home, I dye the dog. It looks exactly like their dog. 00:59:35.655 --> 00:59:37.155 Dog was a real rat, though. 00:59:37.323 --> 00:59:39.825 He scratched me. But I got the job done. 00:59:39.993 --> 00:59:43.829 - Some kind of P.I. business you got. - Douche Ventura, pet infective. 00:59:43.997 --> 00:59:45.998 - It's grand theft. - What's grand theft? 00:59:46.165 --> 00:59:47.874 - With trickery, it's a felony. - Yeah. 00:59:48.042 --> 00:59:50.794 It is? You guys are always kidding. 00:59:50.962 --> 00:59:54.548 Whatever. I get it. Here comes that touchy kid. I'm not here. 00:59:54.716 --> 00:59:57.676 - Captain Riggs, Captain Murtaugh. - What you got, Putter? 00:59:57.844 --> 01:00:00.053 - The guy you chased in Chinatown? - Yeah? 01:00:00.305 --> 01:00:03.849 His gun matched slugs on the bodies on the boat. That's your shooter. 01:00:05.852 --> 01:00:07.561 Son of a bitch that got away from me. 01:00:07.729 --> 01:00:10.647 He didn't get too far. They found him on a rooftop nearby. 01:00:10.815 --> 01:00:14.067 Strangled. And get this. Pigeons ate his eyeballs. 01:00:15.320 --> 01:00:16.653 Cool. 01:00:18.031 --> 01:00:20.782 Excuse me. Hello? Hello? 01:00:20.950 --> 01:00:24.578 Shit! I hate these fucking phones, man. You get a call, they cut you off. 01:00:24.829 --> 01:00:27.456 You make a call, they cut you off. What's the point? 01:00:27.624 --> 01:00:30.959 You know what they're doing? They fuck you with cell phones. 01:00:31.127 --> 01:00:34.630 They're fucking you with the phone. They love when you get cut off. You know why? 01:00:34.797 --> 01:00:37.799 Because when you call back, which they know you'll do... 01:00:37.967 --> 01:00:40.886 they charge you for the first minute again at that high rate. 01:00:41.054 --> 01:00:42.804 If you're able to call back... 01:00:42.972 --> 01:00:46.475 because the 3-hour battery you got only lasts for 20 fucking minutes. 01:00:46.643 --> 01:00:48.560 What if you're behind a hill, 01:00:49.896 --> 01:00:52.773 Or you go through a tunnel or some shit. And they keep making it smaller. 01:00:52.940 --> 01:00:55.692 You know why they make them this small? So you can lose it. 01:00:55.860 --> 01:00:59.613 Why? So you have to buy more phones. I never lost my mother's phone. 01:00:59.781 --> 01:01:02.074 Take you two hours to make a damn long-distance call. 01:01:02.241 --> 01:01:05.327 Da-da-da, four. Da-da-da, five. Da-da-da... 01:01:05.495 --> 01:01:09.748 Oh. I messed up. Hang up. Gotta do it again. Da-da-da, four. Da-da-da, five. 01:01:09.916 --> 01:01:13.085 I never lost my Sports Illustrated swimsuit phone. 01:01:13.336 --> 01:01:17.047 How about the scanners? They get your number and call all over the world! 01:01:17.215 --> 01:01:21.426 Somebody took my number and called Afghanistan. Afghanistan! 01:01:21.594 --> 01:01:25.180 I don't know what fucking Afghanistan look like. 01:01:25.473 --> 01:01:29.393 Even if I did, I would not talk to their Afghan ass for 3 hours! 01:01:29.560 --> 01:01:31.853 I won't talk to my daddy for 3 hours. 01:01:32.021 --> 01:01:34.856 They fuck you, they fuck you with the cell phones. 01:01:35.024 --> 01:01:36.608 You know when you go to a drive-through? 01:01:37.985 --> 01:01:39.736 - Hold on. - Why am I talking...? 01:01:40.905 --> 01:01:42.280 Leo Getz, private investigator. 01:01:42.448 --> 01:01:44.032 Private investigator? 01:01:44.242 --> 01:01:48.161 I wondered if you'd investigate my privates. 01:01:48.329 --> 01:01:49.621 Investigate what? 01:01:49.789 --> 01:01:51.498 My privates, you stupid shit. 01:01:51.666 --> 01:01:53.542 Shut the fuck up. 01:01:53.710 --> 01:01:56.461 Very funny, Riggs. You're costing me a lot of money. 01:01:56.713 --> 01:01:59.715 Three dollars to answer a fucking call. They fuck me, now you! 01:01:59.924 --> 01:02:01.550 You're tough when on the phone. 01:02:01.759 --> 01:02:03.510 Right. Telephone tough guy. 01:02:03.720 --> 01:02:05.220 Why are we talking on the phone? 01:02:05.388 --> 01:02:07.639 Get the fuck out of here. Go home. 01:02:07.932 --> 01:02:09.391 What happened to your face? 01:02:10.017 --> 01:02:11.935 "No" means no! 01:02:14.814 --> 01:02:16.732 This kid's gonna like me, I can tell. 01:02:16.899 --> 01:02:18.150 He'd be the first one. 01:02:18.317 --> 01:02:22.821 Okay, okay, okay. Whatever. Whatever. 01:02:27.660 --> 01:02:30.620 You know, we should hire Leo. 01:02:31.164 --> 01:02:32.247 Hire Leo? 01:02:32.415 --> 01:02:34.416 Hire him. He can follow Uncle Benny around. 01:02:34.584 --> 01:02:36.334 - Benny'll see him. - Yeah. 01:02:36.502 --> 01:02:39.296 - He'll drive him nuts. - Benny'll shoot him. 01:02:41.174 --> 01:02:42.340 Let's hire him. 01:02:43.217 --> 01:02:45.385 I smell like stale coffee. 01:02:48.723 --> 01:02:51.391 Why do you care if I go home and change shirts? 01:02:51.684 --> 01:02:54.895 A coffee stain's not something that'd bother me. 01:02:55.146 --> 01:02:56.396 Look at the way you dress. 01:02:57.356 --> 01:02:58.690 What's that supposed to mean? 01:03:01.027 --> 01:03:04.070 Just because I don't have nifty suits like you. Not many cops do. 01:03:04.363 --> 01:03:06.072 What's that supposed to mean? 01:03:07.617 --> 01:03:11.411 Ahem. I've been wondering, where's the money coming from? 01:03:12.663 --> 01:03:14.539 Where do you think it's coming from? 01:03:14.791 --> 01:03:16.792 - Where do you think? - I don't know. 01:03:16.959 --> 01:03:20.170 - It's none of my business. - You don't know. Okay? 01:03:20.338 --> 01:03:22.506 Okay? Trish gave me some money. 01:03:22.673 --> 01:03:26.259 - It's none of my damn business. - Money from my Aunt Anne, who died. 01:03:26.427 --> 01:03:28.595 - Okay? - All right. Sorry. 01:03:31.557 --> 01:03:32.808 Whose car is that? 01:03:33.851 --> 01:03:35.060 I don't know. 01:03:35.770 --> 01:03:38.647 It looks like a full house for Lamaze class. 01:03:38.815 --> 01:03:41.942 - You know who belongs to that car? - Here you go, captains. 01:03:43.569 --> 01:03:44.861 No charge for the ride. 01:03:45.738 --> 01:03:47.614 Rianne's here and Lorna's here. 01:03:47.782 --> 01:03:49.074 I'll put it on your account, captain. 01:03:49.242 --> 01:03:50.909 All right, then. 01:03:54.831 --> 01:03:56.414 Hey, honey. Hey, Lorna. 01:03:56.582 --> 01:03:58.959 What's going on? I came home to change my shirt... 01:04:04.674 --> 01:04:07.300 - What the hell are you doing here? - They took the Hongs. 01:04:15.518 --> 01:04:16.560 Shit. 01:04:17.937 --> 01:04:19.187 Drop it. 01:04:33.452 --> 01:04:35.245 Girls, get out of here! 01:04:39.959 --> 01:04:41.877 Look who we got here. 01:04:42.044 --> 01:04:44.588 - Uncle Benny's friend. - Hey, Bruce. 01:04:44.755 --> 01:04:46.631 Nice pajamas. 01:04:48.050 --> 01:04:49.843 What did you do with the Hongs? 01:04:58.060 --> 01:04:59.477 Drop your guns. 01:04:59.979 --> 01:05:02.314 - Drop them! - Okay, take it easy. 01:05:02.481 --> 01:05:05.066 You're not gonna stand for that, are you, honey? 01:05:12.533 --> 01:05:14.075 Son of a bitch! 01:06:46.585 --> 01:06:48.211 Let the women go. 01:06:57.388 --> 01:06:59.264 Don't panic. 01:07:08.274 --> 01:07:09.941 I can't breathe! 01:07:30.755 --> 01:07:32.172 Riggs! 01:07:33.299 --> 01:07:34.466 Trish! 01:07:38.763 --> 01:07:40.472 Trying to get my... 01:07:40.973 --> 01:07:42.098 Son of a bitch! 01:07:47.313 --> 01:07:48.813 Trish! 01:07:55.529 --> 01:07:57.489 Riggs! 01:08:04.914 --> 01:08:07.832 - I'll be damned. Thanks, kid. - Ping. 01:08:09.877 --> 01:08:11.961 Ping. Get Ping. 01:08:12.129 --> 01:08:13.713 Ping, cut us loose! 01:08:20.429 --> 01:08:21.471 Cut me loose! 01:08:23.849 --> 01:08:25.266 Go ahead, cut me. 01:09:07.643 --> 01:09:09.144 It's all right. 01:09:10.187 --> 01:09:11.729 - You okay, honey? - Yeah. 01:09:11.897 --> 01:09:13.690 I owe you one, kid. 01:09:14.233 --> 01:09:17.652 - Rianne, the keys to your car? - They're in the car. 01:09:17.820 --> 01:09:19.821 - I got a car. - We need a radio. 01:09:24.618 --> 01:09:25.910 We have to go, baby. 01:09:27.621 --> 01:09:31.082 How we gonna find them? We got to catch them assholes. 01:09:37.631 --> 01:09:40.049 3-William-56, this is Air 12. 01:09:40.217 --> 01:09:41.509 We need your eyes, guys. 01:09:41.677 --> 01:09:45.054 Looking for a black Mercedes and a black Lincoln Continental. 01:09:45.222 --> 01:09:48.141 - Vicinity of Ladera at the 210 freeway. - Heh, heh. 01:09:48.309 --> 01:09:50.560 Black Mercedes and black Continental, eh? 01:09:50.728 --> 01:09:53.730 Well, that shouldn't be too hard to find in this town. 01:09:53.981 --> 01:09:56.232 Just give it a shot, will you? 01:09:56.400 --> 01:09:58.568 - Be cooperative. - That's a roger. 01:10:09.121 --> 01:10:10.788 Will wonders never cease? 01:10:10.998 --> 01:10:14.876 We've got two black Mercedes, one heading east, one west. 01:10:15.586 --> 01:10:17.879 Eastbound one just got on the Valley View ramp. 01:10:19.423 --> 01:10:21.716 We'll take that one. Try locating the Continental. 01:10:22.760 --> 01:10:25.011 - How do we know it's the right one? - I don't know. 01:10:25.262 --> 01:10:27.430 We're going east and China's east. 01:10:27.598 --> 01:10:29.307 - China's west too. - We can't divide. 01:10:29.475 --> 01:10:30.683 Okay. Think positive! 01:10:35.564 --> 01:10:38.066 - You crossed two lanes! - You see him? 01:10:45.532 --> 01:10:47.242 Watch the road! 01:10:47.701 --> 01:10:49.702 I'd give my right arm for a siren right now. 01:10:53.999 --> 01:10:55.959 Why'd they take the Hongs anyway? 01:10:56.126 --> 01:10:58.253 Maybe they're shaking them down for more money. 01:10:58.420 --> 01:11:00.338 You know what smugglers are like. 01:11:02.174 --> 01:11:05.677 Hong said his uncle paid already. He got in touch with his uncle. 01:11:06.053 --> 01:11:08.179 He left him a message. It's how they know where I live. 01:11:08.347 --> 01:11:09.889 - Shit. - That's exactly how. 01:11:10.057 --> 01:11:13.184 Get out of the way! Get out of the way! 01:11:15.813 --> 01:11:16.980 Go, go, go! 01:11:19.066 --> 01:11:21.859 - There's the son of a bitch right there! - That's them. 01:11:22.027 --> 01:11:25.280 Bastards left us to burn. I wanna have a chat with them. 01:11:25.447 --> 01:11:26.906 - How? You don't have any guns! - Yeah? 01:11:27.074 --> 01:11:29.158 Well, get me right up behind this trailer. 01:11:29.326 --> 01:11:30.910 - But you're driving. - No, you're driving. 01:11:31.078 --> 01:11:32.620 - Shit. - There's cruise control. 01:11:32.788 --> 01:11:33.871 All you gotta do is steer! 01:11:34.206 --> 01:11:37.250 Riggs, why you always making shit complicated? 01:11:44.633 --> 01:11:47.218 Closer. Don't be shy. Get up there! 01:11:49.138 --> 01:11:50.888 Closer! Closer! 01:11:51.140 --> 01:11:52.265 That's it! 01:12:07.197 --> 01:12:08.906 Thanks. 01:12:26.133 --> 01:12:27.508 Here, asshole. Come on in. 01:12:30.971 --> 01:12:33.931 I need to ask you something. Where's the Hongs? 01:12:50.908 --> 01:12:52.116 Riggs! What the...? 01:13:05.130 --> 01:13:06.964 Damn, Riggs. 01:13:08.175 --> 01:13:10.343 Where's the Hongs? Where are they? 01:13:17.476 --> 01:13:19.268 Come on, Riggs, get him. 01:13:25.150 --> 01:13:26.734 Watch out, Riggs. 01:13:48.257 --> 01:13:52.427 Highway Patrol, this is William-356, heading southbound on highway. 01:13:52.594 --> 01:13:55.179 Officer in trouble. Oversized trailer. 01:13:55.639 --> 01:13:56.681 - Is gonna shake 01:13:56.849 --> 01:13:58.558 LAPD! Pull over! LAPD! 01:13:59.518 --> 01:14:01.060 LAPD! Pull over! 01:14:04.982 --> 01:14:06.524 Pull over! See that?! 01:14:06.942 --> 01:14:08.443 Right! Fuck you! 01:14:09.778 --> 01:14:13.698 Breaker, breaker. I got a crazy asshole with a phony badge trying to pull me over. 01:14:37.848 --> 01:14:40.057 Son of a bitch, get away from my boy. 01:14:56.617 --> 01:14:57.742 Son of a bitch! 01:15:00.913 --> 01:15:02.413 Riggs, come on in. I got you. 01:15:07.252 --> 01:15:08.377 Come in, Riggs! 01:15:11.465 --> 01:15:12.924 Get in here! 01:15:21.767 --> 01:15:23.684 Come on. Get the fuck in here. Shit. 01:15:23.852 --> 01:15:26.103 - Ready? - Yeah. 01:15:30.567 --> 01:15:32.777 - Welcome back. - What a drag! 01:15:32.986 --> 01:15:35.363 - Thanks, Rog. - What'd he say about the Hongs? 01:15:35.531 --> 01:15:37.114 We'll have to find out from the other guy. Go! 01:15:47.125 --> 01:15:50.044 - Pull over! Son of a bitch! - Pull over! 01:15:54.716 --> 01:15:56.676 Keep your hands inside, then. 01:16:07.980 --> 01:16:09.605 - Oh, shit. - Whoa! 01:16:21.785 --> 01:16:22.868 Out of the way! 01:16:24.621 --> 01:16:26.205 Wait! There he is! 01:16:26.456 --> 01:16:27.665 Keep going! 01:16:47.477 --> 01:16:48.561 We're gaining! 01:16:48.979 --> 01:16:50.146 I got him! 01:16:54.151 --> 01:16:55.693 Son of a bitch. 01:17:15.130 --> 01:17:16.213 You okay? 01:17:16.381 --> 01:17:18.924 Yeah, I think my heart's still beating. 01:17:25.891 --> 01:17:27.767 Maybe a little too close. 01:17:31.897 --> 01:17:35.066 You are now entering an international holding area. 01:17:35.233 --> 01:17:37.902 Please have proper documentation ready. 01:20:22.317 --> 01:20:24.985 Sorry, Rog, about your loss. - Thank you, man. 01:20:26.655 --> 01:20:27.947 How's my hero? 01:20:28.281 --> 01:20:31.700 He's a little sad, talking about his mom and dad. 01:20:35.997 --> 01:20:37.248 Here's Butters. 01:20:41.878 --> 01:20:43.295 How's it going, Riggs? - Hi. 01:20:43.463 --> 01:20:44.964 What the hell you doing here? 01:20:45.131 --> 01:20:48.509 I heard it on the radio. I'm sorry about your house. 01:20:50.720 --> 01:20:52.555 This is Detective... 01:20:52.722 --> 01:20:54.431 - Butters. - Butters. 01:20:54.599 --> 01:20:56.267 - Trish, my wife. - Hello, Trish. 01:20:56.434 --> 01:20:58.602 Nick, Carrie... 01:20:58.854 --> 01:20:59.895 Rianne. 01:21:00.063 --> 01:21:01.981 Everybody okay? 01:21:03.191 --> 01:21:05.109 You get a make on the guys that did this? 01:21:05.277 --> 01:21:07.820 It was Uncle Benny. 01:21:07.988 --> 01:21:09.530 - Leo. - Leo. 01:21:09.698 --> 01:21:12.700 You got a phone? - The little Fonzie guy? 01:21:12.868 --> 01:21:14.410 Yeah. That's him. 01:21:15.036 --> 01:21:17.788 - You be okay, baby? - We'll be all right. 01:21:18.373 --> 01:21:19.456 Call me. 01:21:19.624 --> 01:21:21.917 Leo? Yeah. 01:21:22.085 --> 01:21:26.297 He's there? Stay there, that's beautiful. We'll be right there. We'll be right there. 01:21:26.464 --> 01:21:29.425 - Butters, can you drive us? - Yeah, let's do it. 01:21:29.593 --> 01:21:32.303 Leo's got him at the dentist. Let's go. 01:21:36.308 --> 01:21:37.600 - What? - There. Sit down. 01:21:37.767 --> 01:21:39.101 Oh. 01:21:44.149 --> 01:21:45.733 Captain Murtaugh... 01:21:45.901 --> 01:21:49.111 I know this is a bad time... 01:21:49.279 --> 01:21:52.239 but I think there's something you need to know about me. 01:21:52.407 --> 01:21:55.576 - Now, this is hard for me... - I think maybe I know what it is. 01:21:55.827 --> 01:21:57.077 You do? 01:21:57.704 --> 01:21:59.914 Yeah. And it's okay. 01:22:00.749 --> 01:22:02.082 It is? 01:22:02.250 --> 01:22:04.793 People have the right to do whatever makes them happy. 01:22:04.961 --> 01:22:07.671 Just don't expect me to like it too. 01:22:07.839 --> 01:22:09.798 I know this must be hard for you. 01:22:09.966 --> 01:22:12.301 It's impossible for me. 01:22:12.719 --> 01:22:16.597 I was just hoping we'd get together for the holidays, say Christmas. 01:22:16.765 --> 01:22:20.893 Why should we get together and see each other on Christmas? 01:22:21.519 --> 01:22:24.229 - I was just trying to reach out. - Reach somewhere else. 01:22:24.397 --> 01:22:26.982 Do what you want, but leave me out of it. Got it? 01:22:27.150 --> 01:22:29.693 - I got it. - I don't want to hear about it. 01:22:29.861 --> 01:22:31.236 Not a word. 01:22:31.404 --> 01:22:36.075 What you grinning about? Think about how we can talk to Benny. 01:22:36.242 --> 01:22:37.785 I got it all worked out. 01:22:38.578 --> 01:22:40.079 What's the matter? 01:22:40.246 --> 01:22:41.664 My ass hurts. 01:22:41.831 --> 01:22:44.667 My tooth! Is this a dentist or proctologist? 01:22:44.834 --> 01:22:47.503 - Please be quiet. - I'm trying! I'm in pain! 01:22:47.671 --> 01:22:50.214 Why don't you go see your own dentist? 01:22:50.382 --> 01:22:53.050 My dentist's in Detroit or I'd go! 01:22:53.218 --> 01:22:55.844 - Oh, brother. - Oh, brother? Get the dentist! 01:22:56.930 --> 01:22:59.598 I'm sorry to bother you. It's an emergency. 01:22:59.766 --> 01:23:02.059 A man has just walked in off the street. 01:23:02.227 --> 01:23:04.895 He's in a lot of pain. You better come with me. Thank you. 01:23:09.234 --> 01:23:11.860 Okay, you can come in now! Aah! 01:23:19.828 --> 01:23:23.664 You sure Leo can pull this off? - Leo's got a B.S. in B.S. 01:23:25.709 --> 01:23:27.209 Coast is clear. 01:23:29.004 --> 01:23:31.005 Talk to the hand, okay? Just one second. 01:23:31.715 --> 01:23:35.259 - Okay, okay. Wait a minute. - Let me do my job! 01:23:35.427 --> 01:23:38.178 You hurt me, I'll stick an egg roll up your ass. 01:23:44.644 --> 01:23:45.769 What is this? 01:23:45.937 --> 01:23:48.188 Don't be alarmed, Uncle Benny. It's only a drill. 01:23:48.356 --> 01:23:49.773 Don't say a word. 01:23:49.941 --> 01:23:51.275 Shut up. 01:23:51.443 --> 01:23:55.612 Now, where are the Hongs? Open wide and tell me. 01:23:55.780 --> 01:23:57.239 I don't know any Hongs. 01:23:57.407 --> 01:24:00.284 You know them. Their uncle paid you to get them out of China. 01:24:00.452 --> 01:24:02.786 More about smuggling? We went through that. 01:24:02.954 --> 01:24:04.538 We're going through it again. 01:24:04.706 --> 01:24:06.123 I have nothing to say. 01:24:06.291 --> 01:24:08.667 These look very interesting. 01:24:08.835 --> 01:24:10.461 You're not going to use it. 01:24:10.628 --> 01:24:11.962 You won't shoot me. 01:24:12.130 --> 01:24:14.381 - You're lousy cops. - We're good cops. 01:24:17.052 --> 01:24:18.302 This will settle him down. 01:24:18.470 --> 01:24:20.929 Breathe, Uncle Benny. Breathe. 01:24:21.931 --> 01:24:23.098 Crank up the nitrous. 01:24:23.808 --> 01:24:25.100 Crank that baby up. 01:24:25.268 --> 01:24:27.102 Ow! You said it wouldn't hurt! 01:24:27.270 --> 01:24:28.896 I'm holding this. Go ahead. 01:24:29.564 --> 01:24:31.648 Deep. Right down to your toes. 01:24:33.401 --> 01:24:36.070 Benny? 01:24:38.364 --> 01:24:41.241 - Aw, man. He's wasted. - Have some more. 01:24:41.409 --> 01:24:42.451 He'll talk. 01:24:44.204 --> 01:24:45.746 Good, breathe. 01:24:46.039 --> 01:24:48.415 Uncle Benny, Uncle Benny, Uncle Benny. 01:24:49.501 --> 01:24:51.251 - That's me. - That's you. 01:24:53.630 --> 01:24:55.964 Now, where are the Hongs? 01:24:59.302 --> 01:25:01.678 What's renminbi mean? - Renminbi means... 01:25:01.846 --> 01:25:03.097 renminbi. 01:25:03.264 --> 01:25:06.308 You're a funny guy. - This guy's wasting our time. 01:25:06.476 --> 01:25:08.060 Time! 01:25:08.228 --> 01:25:10.187 Time for Four Fathers! 01:25:10.355 --> 01:25:12.147 Washington, Jefferson? Those guys? 01:25:12.315 --> 01:25:13.857 - Roosevelt? Ha, ha, ha. - Ha, ha, ha. 01:25:14.526 --> 01:25:16.777 I'm sleeping with my wife's two sisters. 01:25:16.945 --> 01:25:18.445 You lucky son of a bitch! 01:25:18.613 --> 01:25:20.697 That's a good one, Uncle Benny. 01:25:20.865 --> 01:25:22.282 Not so good... 01:25:22.450 --> 01:25:24.284 when my wife finds out. 01:25:26.538 --> 01:25:29.456 I don't need needles! I don't need needles! Aah! 01:25:31.543 --> 01:25:33.710 Let's shoot his legs with Novocain... 01:25:33.962 --> 01:25:36.505 and watch him try to get out of here. 01:25:39.134 --> 01:25:41.385 What you got in your hands there? 01:25:41.553 --> 01:25:42.970 A nut cup. 01:25:44.264 --> 01:25:45.973 I got some big nuts. 01:25:48.977 --> 01:25:50.310 That's nitrous... 01:25:51.062 --> 01:25:52.396 oxide. 01:25:53.398 --> 01:25:54.857 Laughing gas. 01:25:55.024 --> 01:25:56.942 We're stoned! 01:26:01.239 --> 01:26:02.865 Murtaugh! Hurry up! 01:26:03.283 --> 01:26:06.410 That's one funny son-in-law you got there, Rog. 01:26:07.078 --> 01:26:08.579 After tonight it be too late. 01:26:08.746 --> 01:26:10.622 Too late for what? 01:26:11.541 --> 01:26:14.918 Hey, Riggs. Why'd you call him my son-in-law? 01:26:15.086 --> 01:26:16.879 Uncle Benny? He's too old. 01:26:19.174 --> 01:26:22.134 Buy Four Fathers back at Four Fathers' store. 01:26:23.052 --> 01:26:25.262 Why's he talking about his ancestors? 01:26:25.430 --> 01:26:26.805 I don't know. 01:26:27.515 --> 01:26:29.683 Why you call him my son-in-law? 01:26:30.185 --> 01:26:32.144 Because I am. 01:26:37.025 --> 01:26:39.443 I thought he was... I thought he was: 01:26:41.362 --> 01:26:42.696 No, I'm: 01:26:45.241 --> 01:26:46.283 Bloody marvelous! 01:26:46.993 --> 01:26:50.495 Your baby is having my baby. 01:26:50.872 --> 01:26:53.707 My baby is having his baby. 01:26:54.125 --> 01:26:56.543 And your baby? Whoa, baby! 01:26:56.878 --> 01:26:58.378 Whoa, baby! My baby! 01:26:59.464 --> 01:27:01.340 What's going on? What are you doing? 01:27:01.549 --> 01:27:03.800 I couldn't stall anymore. 01:27:04.761 --> 01:27:06.386 What happened? 01:27:07.597 --> 01:27:09.765 Rog, look at this. Does that hurt? 01:27:17.815 --> 01:27:21.318 Uncle Benny, anything happens to the Hongs... 01:27:21.527 --> 01:27:23.570 we'll come back and rip you a new one. 01:27:23.780 --> 01:27:27.032 - A new one. That's two for Benny. - Bloody marvelous. Bloody marvelous. 01:27:31.162 --> 01:27:33.705 - Are you crazy? - Why did you do that? 01:27:33.873 --> 01:27:35.958 For keeping it from me and letting me think... 01:27:36.125 --> 01:27:38.085 Hit him, not me. 01:27:38.336 --> 01:27:41.755 As soon as we find the Hongs, me, you and Rianne is getting into this. 01:29:29.781 --> 01:29:31.406 Rimminy? 01:29:31.574 --> 01:29:34.743 Young bimbo? Jumping jiminy? I don't know. 01:29:35.953 --> 01:29:37.245 I can't remember. 01:29:37.789 --> 01:29:39.456 No, Riggs. Renminbi. 01:29:39.624 --> 01:29:41.249 - What? Say that again. - Renminbi. 01:29:41.417 --> 01:29:42.459 That's it. 01:29:42.627 --> 01:29:44.419 - You got it. - Means "people's money." 01:29:44.587 --> 01:29:46.838 - Currency in mainland China. - People's money? 01:29:47.215 --> 01:29:48.382 What else did Benny say? 01:29:48.549 --> 01:29:49.925 Might lead somewhere. 01:29:50.093 --> 01:29:52.803 He was talking about his ancestors, buying them back. 01:29:52.970 --> 01:29:54.846 Something about how tonight... 01:29:55.014 --> 01:29:56.807 would be too late. Mean anything to you? 01:29:56.974 --> 01:29:58.475 No, nothing at all. 01:29:58.643 --> 01:30:00.477 What about the guy who torched my house? 01:30:00.645 --> 01:30:02.771 In the restaurant, Benny was afraid of him. 01:30:02.939 --> 01:30:05.857 If Benny's scared of this guy, he's gotta be a Chinese Triad. 01:30:06.025 --> 01:30:08.819 Those guys will kill anyone who gets in their way. 01:30:08.986 --> 01:30:12.906 That includes cops and their families. So watch your asses, all right? 01:30:13.074 --> 01:30:14.741 - Thanks, Ng. - Keep me posted. 01:30:14.909 --> 01:30:17.077 Yeah. You pick up your wife, my daughter. 01:30:17.245 --> 01:30:18.745 - Make sure she's safe. - Yes, sir. 01:30:18.913 --> 01:30:21.123 - I'll get Trish, you get Lorna. - Her and Ping. 01:31:24.896 --> 01:31:26.563 What? 01:31:27.148 --> 01:31:28.857 You wanna get married, don't you? 01:31:30.735 --> 01:31:31.776 No. 01:31:36.616 --> 01:31:38.658 Yes. Yes, I do. 01:31:39.577 --> 01:31:41.786 But if you don't want to, it's okay. 01:31:42.747 --> 01:31:44.414 Why didn't you tell me? 01:31:44.582 --> 01:31:47.209 Because I didn't want to put any pressure on you, Riggs. 01:31:47.376 --> 01:31:49.794 If you want to someday, that'd be great. 01:31:51.589 --> 01:31:53.381 If you don't... 01:31:53.549 --> 01:31:55.258 I love you. 01:31:58.930 --> 01:32:01.806 I'll take you any way I can get you, Riggs. 01:32:07.605 --> 01:32:08.855 Feel that. 01:32:09.232 --> 01:32:11.900 - Ping, feel the baby. - He's really dancing. 01:32:12.068 --> 01:32:13.777 He's kicking. You feel him? 01:32:31.629 --> 01:32:32.963 Hang on! 01:33:03.494 --> 01:33:04.619 You're okay. 01:33:04.787 --> 01:33:06.496 Riggs. Pick up, Riggs. 01:33:06.664 --> 01:33:08.373 Riggs, it's Murtaugh. 01:33:09.417 --> 01:33:12.919 I'm sick of these fuckers, Rog. I say we just find them and shoot them. 01:33:13.087 --> 01:33:16.047 - What do you think? - Meet me and Butters on South Spring then. 01:33:16.215 --> 01:33:17.299 What's going on? 01:33:19.844 --> 01:33:21.761 They found my watch. 01:33:25.349 --> 01:33:29.060 They killed Hong, his uncle, Uncle Benny too. Bodies are in there. 01:33:29.228 --> 01:33:31.771 - Where's the rest of the family? - They're okay. 01:33:32.523 --> 01:33:36.109 INS raided a Chinese sweatshop. 01:33:36.819 --> 01:33:41.197 Hong's family was being held there and they led them back here. 01:33:41.365 --> 01:33:42.574 - Murtaugh, Riggs. - Hey. 01:33:42.742 --> 01:33:46.286 Looks like they were making funny money. lnk's still wet. 01:33:47.038 --> 01:33:49.789 Where are the faces? - That's why I call it funny. 01:33:50.374 --> 01:33:52.375 Why in hell are they making Chinese money? 01:33:52.543 --> 01:33:54.461 Can they even exchange this stuff here? 01:33:54.670 --> 01:33:55.962 - Only in China. - Renminbi. 01:33:56.130 --> 01:33:57.672 - I remember. - Hey, Riggs. 01:33:57.840 --> 01:33:59.424 Yeah? 01:33:59.592 --> 01:34:03.178 Hong's uncle was an artist. Maybe an engraver. 01:34:03.346 --> 01:34:06.890 Bringing over his family could've been how he was paid to do the job. 01:34:07.058 --> 01:34:08.141 That's kind of thin. 01:34:08.309 --> 01:34:10.769 No, that's not thin. You keep talking. What? 01:34:10.936 --> 01:34:13.980 Benny said something about paying... 01:34:14.148 --> 01:34:16.232 - Buying back his forefathers. - That's right. 01:34:16.400 --> 01:34:18.234 Murtaugh, what'd you say? 01:34:18.402 --> 01:34:21.613 Benny said something about buying back his forefathers. 01:34:21.781 --> 01:34:23.406 Wait, wait. You said ancestors. 01:34:23.574 --> 01:34:25.867 - Ancestors, forefathers. - What's the difference? 01:34:26.035 --> 01:34:29.037 No, no, no. The number four. Four Fathers. 01:34:29.205 --> 01:34:31.790 These guys were the top guys of the Hong Kong Triad. 01:34:31.999 --> 01:34:33.667 These guys disappeared from prison. 01:34:33.876 --> 01:34:36.044 Reds jailed them when they took over Hong Kong. 01:34:36.212 --> 01:34:38.171 - I bet they're here. - Damn, we're good. 01:34:38.339 --> 01:34:41.716 Lorna, grab Ping. I don't want him to see the bodies. 01:34:42.760 --> 01:34:44.636 Come on, sweetie. Come here. - Hey, hey. 01:34:44.804 --> 01:34:47.055 Ten to 1, I know where the money is. 01:34:47.223 --> 01:34:50.517 Twenty to 1, I know where the Four Fathers are. Let me make a call. 01:34:50.685 --> 01:34:52.394 Don't leave without us. 01:34:52.561 --> 01:34:54.771 That was good work. You must be a detective. 01:34:55.022 --> 01:34:56.690 I have my moments. 01:35:03.030 --> 01:35:04.155 Uncle Benny. 01:35:04.782 --> 01:35:07.325 I was actually starting to like the old goat. 01:35:07.576 --> 01:35:09.119 Bloody marvelous. 01:35:09.453 --> 01:35:12.038 And it's fried rice, "you plick." 01:35:12.957 --> 01:35:14.958 Oh, here. 01:35:19.964 --> 01:35:22.757 - Which one is Hong? - Hong is right in front of you. 01:35:23.175 --> 01:35:25.593 I want a complete set of forensics on all three. 01:35:25.761 --> 01:35:27.804 Yes, sir. 01:35:30.182 --> 01:35:32.225 Dads and their kids. 01:35:35.062 --> 01:35:36.896 I'll take care of yours, buddy. 01:35:37.648 --> 01:35:39.065 We gotta go, Rog. 01:35:39.233 --> 01:35:41.317 - Take care of yourself. - Where're we going? 01:35:41.485 --> 01:35:43.236 - L.A. Harbor. - What's there? 01:35:43.404 --> 01:35:45.321 It's what they call a foreign trade zone. 01:35:45.489 --> 01:35:48.616 There are a lot of shady deals going down with the Chinese military. 01:35:48.784 --> 01:35:50.952 It's run by a corrupt Chinese general. 01:35:51.287 --> 01:35:56.082 I got it. Some corrupt Chinese general brought the Four Fathers here... 01:35:56.250 --> 01:35:58.334 and the Triad's buying their release. 01:35:58.502 --> 01:36:01.171 That's what Uncle Benny meant by buying them back. 01:36:01.338 --> 01:36:04.799 That general's gonna shit kittens when he sees the money's counterfeit. 01:36:04.967 --> 01:36:06.509 Yeah. Let's tell him. 01:36:49.178 --> 01:36:50.595 Hi, gang. 01:36:50.763 --> 01:36:52.055 L.A.P.D. 01:36:56.227 --> 01:36:58.019 I saw Hong. 01:36:58.187 --> 01:37:01.022 This is what Benny meant by buying the Four Fathers back. 01:37:01.190 --> 01:37:05.235 Look, it's Harpo, Groucho, Chico and Fucko. How are you, boys? 01:37:05.402 --> 01:37:06.736 Who's the naughty general? 01:37:06.904 --> 01:37:08.988 Who's been lining his pockets? 01:37:09.156 --> 01:37:12.033 Naughty. Speaky English? 01:37:13.744 --> 01:37:14.953 What do you want? 01:37:15.955 --> 01:37:17.455 See all this? 01:37:17.790 --> 01:37:20.333 I hope you need a lot of toilet paper back home. 01:37:20.501 --> 01:37:22.794 That's about all it's good for, wiping your ass. 01:37:22.962 --> 01:37:26.089 Take the Four Pops back to China. We don't give a shit. 01:37:26.257 --> 01:37:28.299 Heh, heh. The Four Pops. Heh. 01:37:28.467 --> 01:37:30.760 We don't want them no more. It's counterfeit. See? 01:37:30.928 --> 01:37:33.513 Triads never prosper when they try cheating a general. 01:37:35.558 --> 01:37:36.975 See for yourself. 01:37:48.779 --> 01:37:51.739 There you go. Money losing face. General losing face. 01:37:52.032 --> 01:37:54.617 Hard when Triad try to sit on it. 01:37:57.746 --> 01:38:00.206 I fucked you. I fucked you. 01:38:00.374 --> 01:38:03.793 - We fucked you. it's beautiful. - It's beautiful. 01:38:06.380 --> 01:38:07.630 Don't we get a hand? 01:38:08.007 --> 01:38:09.132 Here we go. 01:38:18.434 --> 01:38:20.602 Keep your head down. Let them shoot each other! 01:38:20.769 --> 01:38:22.228 Riggs, watch out! 01:38:24.356 --> 01:38:25.398 Thanks! 01:38:37.286 --> 01:38:38.328 Was this a good idea? 01:38:38.537 --> 01:38:39.662 It was an idea! 01:38:46.629 --> 01:38:48.504 Eleven in the mag, one in the pipe. You? 01:38:48.672 --> 01:38:50.632 A real gun. Six shots. 01:38:52.551 --> 01:38:54.135 Four! 01:38:58.849 --> 01:39:00.767 - Hey, Rog? - Yeah? 01:39:00.935 --> 01:39:02.977 What's going on?' Why are you lying to me? 01:39:04.688 --> 01:39:06.522 I.A. says you're on the take. 01:39:06.732 --> 01:39:07.941 I'm on the take? 01:39:08.150 --> 01:39:11.527 I think it's crazy too. But you're spending lots of money. 01:39:11.695 --> 01:39:13.321 You ever hear of Ebony Clark? 01:39:14.490 --> 01:39:17.158 Yeah. She writes those cheesy sex novels! 01:39:17.326 --> 01:39:19.744 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Are you boinking her? 01:39:19.995 --> 01:39:23.039 No, I'm not boinking Ebony Clark. 01:39:23.207 --> 01:39:27.210 - Trish is Ebony Clark. - Trish is Ebony... 01:39:27.878 --> 01:39:29.545 You are boinking her. 01:39:30.673 --> 01:39:32.715 Yeah, I'm boinking her. 01:39:47.147 --> 01:39:49.899 - Too embarrassing to tell anybody. - Yeah, I don't blame you. 01:39:50.067 --> 01:39:52.568 - She's making a shitload of money. - How many you got? 01:39:52.736 --> 01:39:56.114 - Uh, two. - All right. I'll look for more ammo. 01:40:26.937 --> 01:40:28.646 Who's the guy with the white pajamas? 01:40:28.814 --> 01:40:31.899 That's Wah Sing Ku. The Four Father with him is his older brother. 01:40:32.067 --> 01:40:33.359 No kidding? 01:40:37.656 --> 01:40:39.365 Get down! 01:40:43.078 --> 01:40:45.038 - Hey, Butters. - Shit! Shit! 01:40:45.456 --> 01:40:47.290 Now you got my name right. 01:40:47.541 --> 01:40:49.500 I'm out. I got to find some rounds. 01:40:50.294 --> 01:40:51.836 I'll help you. 01:40:52.379 --> 01:40:54.422 Never been shot before. 01:40:55.799 --> 01:40:57.383 Hey, hey, Ng. 01:40:58.510 --> 01:41:00.261 Take care of my son-in-law here. 01:41:41.678 --> 01:41:43.346 Hey, Riggs! 01:41:47.142 --> 01:41:49.936 - You all right? - No, I got my ass kicked again. 01:41:50.187 --> 01:41:52.021 Shit, I'm out. I'm out. 01:41:52.314 --> 01:41:55.691 I hit the son of a bitch. I thought I missed him. Where'd they go? 01:42:08.080 --> 01:42:09.997 Come on, come on. 01:42:11.083 --> 01:42:14.168 We got door number one, number two, or number three. 01:42:16.839 --> 01:42:19.173 - Looks like number two, Monty. - Let's go. 01:42:24.346 --> 01:42:27.140 What do we got behind door number two? Bingo. 01:42:35.232 --> 01:42:36.774 Now you've done it. 01:42:37.192 --> 01:42:38.651 Now he's really pissed. 01:42:43.657 --> 01:42:46.159 Son of a bitch gonna be a handful. 01:42:50.747 --> 01:42:55.168 Since I met you, I've done some hairy shit. But this is not gonna happen. 01:42:56.253 --> 01:42:58.087 I'm gonna be a grandfather... 01:42:58.422 --> 01:43:00.590 and you and Lorna gonna have a baby. 01:43:04.428 --> 01:43:07.346 He ain't worth dying for, Riggs. He ain't worth it. 01:43:10.142 --> 01:43:11.767 Yeah, you're right. 01:43:13.687 --> 01:43:16.480 If he gets away we can track him down later on... 01:43:16.732 --> 01:43:18.274 with a howitzer or something. 01:43:18.442 --> 01:43:22.445 Your son-in-law's in there, bleeding. We should get him, get the hell out of here. 01:43:22.613 --> 01:43:25.489 - Shit, it's raining. - I'm too old for this shit too. 01:43:26.533 --> 01:43:28.075 Guy's too damn good. 01:43:28.243 --> 01:43:31.704 Yeah, he's damn good. How'd he do that thing with the gun? 01:43:32.122 --> 01:43:36.000 He took my gun apart with one deft move. How'd he do that? 01:43:37.920 --> 01:43:39.503 Huh? How? 01:43:48.138 --> 01:43:49.931 Yeah, okay. 01:43:50.098 --> 01:43:51.307 Let's go ask him. 01:44:50.200 --> 01:44:51.325 You mother... 01:47:41.329 --> 01:47:44.123 Rog! Are you up there? 01:47:44.291 --> 01:47:46.083 Are you all right? 01:47:46.668 --> 01:47:48.377 Rog! 01:48:03.435 --> 01:48:05.035 Riggs! 01:48:16.990 --> 01:48:18.824 Hey, Riggs! 01:48:20.452 --> 01:48:22.077 Riggs! 01:48:22.913 --> 01:48:24.538 Where are you, Riggs? 01:48:24.956 --> 01:48:27.750 Will it to me, Riggs! Riggs! 01:48:28.627 --> 01:48:29.919 Where are you, Riggs? 01:48:30.086 --> 01:48:32.004 Will it to me, Riggs! 01:48:33.840 --> 01:48:35.591 Will me, Riggs. Will me. 01:48:35.759 --> 01:48:38.052 Riggs, you going to have a baby. Will me. 01:48:38.220 --> 01:48:42.056 You son of a bitch. God. Will me. Riggs. Riggs. 01:48:46.770 --> 01:48:49.313 I hear you, Riggs. I hear you. 01:48:49.481 --> 01:48:51.774 I got you! I'm coming! 01:49:42.659 --> 01:49:44.743 I heard you, Riggs! I heard you! 01:49:46.121 --> 01:49:48.330 You willed me to it, man. You willed me, baby. 01:49:48.498 --> 01:49:50.416 What took you so long? 01:49:50.709 --> 01:49:53.669 What took me so long? What the hell do you mean? 01:49:53.837 --> 01:49:57.298 I was knocked down over here. I couldn't even get up. 01:49:59.426 --> 01:50:01.302 Hey, hey! Come back here. 01:50:04.598 --> 01:50:06.307 Let's go home, man. 01:50:06.891 --> 01:50:08.642 Let's get out of here. 01:50:14.691 --> 01:50:18.110 I haven't been here enough lately, Vicky. I'm sorry. 01:50:19.696 --> 01:50:22.740 I need to talk to you about Lorna. Me and Lorna. 01:50:25.785 --> 01:50:28.787 It's like this. She wants to get married... 01:50:30.415 --> 01:50:34.043 and I love her. I won't lie to you. I do. 01:50:34.210 --> 01:50:36.837 And I want to make her happy. 01:50:39.090 --> 01:50:41.300 I'm looking for help here, honey. 01:50:43.261 --> 01:50:44.720 I don't know what to do. 01:50:46.181 --> 01:50:47.681 Funny talking to you about this stuff... 01:50:50.894 --> 01:50:53.270 - Oh, Leo. - Hey, Riggs. 01:50:53.438 --> 01:50:55.689 You want to get yourself shot, is that it? 01:50:58.360 --> 01:51:00.402 What the hell are you doing here? 01:51:00.987 --> 01:51:02.154 I was tailing you. 01:51:03.573 --> 01:51:04.615 Sorry. 01:51:07.869 --> 01:51:10.329 I'll leave you alone. I guess you want to be alone. 01:51:10.497 --> 01:51:13.415 - Yeah. I'd appreciate it. - Okay. 01:51:17.712 --> 01:51:20.172 When I was a kid I had a pet frog. 01:51:20.590 --> 01:51:22.299 What? 01:51:22.467 --> 01:51:25.511 Just give me a second. Let me tell you this, okay? 01:51:25.679 --> 01:51:28.681 I had this pet frog, name was Froggy. 01:51:28.848 --> 01:51:30.683 He was my best friend in the world. 01:51:31.559 --> 01:51:34.603 I didn't have a lot of friends. Matter of fact... 01:51:34.771 --> 01:51:36.772 I had no friends. 01:51:39.651 --> 01:51:41.944 I used to kiss the frog too. 01:51:42.195 --> 01:51:44.113 I thought maybe... 01:51:44.614 --> 01:51:48.117 it would turn into a princess since I was a boy. 01:51:48.284 --> 01:51:50.035 And it could be... 01:51:50.203 --> 01:51:51.453 my mother. 01:51:52.372 --> 01:51:55.416 They told me that she left or something. 01:51:56.418 --> 01:51:58.961 And my father was no bargain. 01:51:59.129 --> 01:52:00.796 And so, just the frog... 01:52:00.964 --> 01:52:02.965 Froggy, was my friend. 01:52:03.133 --> 01:52:06.385 I really loved him and took him everywhere with me. 01:52:06.553 --> 01:52:08.470 I was riding my bike one day... 01:52:08.638 --> 01:52:11.140 and he jumped out of the box... 01:52:11.307 --> 01:52:13.851 and I ran him over with the back tire. 01:52:14.018 --> 01:52:15.853 I killed him. 01:52:16.020 --> 01:52:18.689 I was really heartbroken. Really. 01:52:19.691 --> 01:52:23.444 He was my best friend in the whole world, the only thing I ever loved. 01:52:23.611 --> 01:52:25.696 And then I met you... 01:52:25.864 --> 01:52:27.448 and Roger. 01:52:27.615 --> 01:52:31.243 You guys really looked after me a lot more than you had to. 01:52:31.870 --> 01:52:33.704 I'm terrible to you, Leo. 01:52:33.872 --> 01:52:35.372 No, it's okay. 01:52:35.540 --> 01:52:37.249 It's okay. 01:52:37.417 --> 01:52:39.334 You're my family... 01:52:39.502 --> 01:52:41.211 and my friends. 01:52:43.381 --> 01:52:46.592 You're not better friends than Froggy, you're just different. 01:52:53.391 --> 01:52:56.226 And I just thought that maybe that might be relevant. 01:53:00.857 --> 01:53:02.900 Okay, I'll leave you alone now. 01:53:03.860 --> 01:53:05.694 Leo... 01:53:06.362 --> 01:53:08.489 I got a funny f... Oh. 01:53:08.656 --> 01:53:11.033 - What's the matter? - Oh. I'm having a baby. 01:53:11.201 --> 01:53:13.619 - What? - It's Lorna. She beeped me. 01:53:13.787 --> 01:53:15.871 Yep, it's Lorna. She's having the baby. 01:53:16.039 --> 01:53:19.333 - Holy shit. I'll get the car. - I'll be two steps behind you. 01:53:26.299 --> 01:53:28.675 You sure picked a strange angel, honey. 01:53:30.845 --> 01:53:32.554 But I got the message. 01:53:33.848 --> 01:53:35.432 I got the message. 01:53:41.689 --> 01:53:43.607 I'll always have this. 01:53:44.192 --> 01:53:45.609 Always have you. 01:53:46.277 --> 01:53:47.945 In here and here. 01:53:49.280 --> 01:53:50.614 Thanks, honey. 01:53:50.782 --> 01:53:52.741 I gotta go. Bye. 01:53:53.409 --> 01:53:55.410 I am not ready to have this baby! 01:53:55.578 --> 01:53:58.247 You're as ready as you're going to be. 01:53:58.414 --> 01:54:00.082 Fine! Just wheel me in. 01:54:00.250 --> 01:54:02.918 My legs are staying closed! 01:54:03.086 --> 01:54:04.461 Give me this! 01:54:04.629 --> 01:54:06.046 Ma'am, let go. 01:54:06.464 --> 01:54:09.424 I am a police officer. And I am not ready. 01:54:11.219 --> 01:54:14.763 I am L.A.P.D. and I can arrest you for interfering... 01:54:15.723 --> 01:54:17.474 Lorna, are you all right? 01:54:17.642 --> 01:54:19.101 Are you the husband? - Yes. 01:54:19.269 --> 01:54:20.561 Honey, are you all right? 01:54:20.770 --> 01:54:21.812 No, I'm not, Riggs. 01:54:21.980 --> 01:54:24.231 I said I didn't wanna get married, but I do. 01:54:24.399 --> 01:54:27.109 I want to be a wife before I'm a mother. And I lied. 01:54:27.277 --> 01:54:29.319 - I know you don't want to. - Okay. 01:54:30.572 --> 01:54:32.739 - You said "okay"? - Yes, I did. Okay. 01:54:32.907 --> 01:54:34.241 Let's do it. Okay. 01:54:35.201 --> 01:54:36.910 - He said okay. - Yes. 01:54:37.078 --> 01:54:39.454 Congratulations. - He said okay, Leo. 01:54:39.622 --> 01:54:41.373 Oh, my God. 01:54:41.541 --> 01:54:43.417 What's that smell? 01:54:43.585 --> 01:54:46.587 I was on my way to the toilet and she grabbed me. 01:54:46.796 --> 01:54:49.590 - I'm so sorry. - Have a nice baby. 01:54:51.426 --> 01:54:52.801 I'm so sorry. 01:54:55.763 --> 01:54:57.598 Will you marry me? 01:54:59.267 --> 01:55:00.851 Oh, Riggs. 01:55:01.019 --> 01:55:03.061 - You bet I will, Riggs. - Okay. 01:55:05.398 --> 01:55:06.648 Let's go. 01:55:06.816 --> 01:55:10.444 I'm not going. Wait, no, no, no. Wait, wait. Please, Riggs. 01:55:10.612 --> 01:55:11.987 - Get a minister. - Now? 01:55:12.196 --> 01:55:15.157 Now. Because we're getting married. Here comes another one. 01:55:15.325 --> 01:55:17.993 - We need a license, blood test... - I wanna hear the words... 01:55:18.161 --> 01:55:20.162 - ...before the baby comes. - It's coming now. 01:55:20.330 --> 01:55:22.998 Listen, I am getting married or there is no baby. 01:55:23.166 --> 01:55:25.751 This could be an aspect of a transition phase. 01:55:25.919 --> 01:55:29.129 This is no goddamn aspect of a goddamn transition phase! 01:55:29.297 --> 01:55:31.173 Honey, everybody, calm down. 01:55:31.341 --> 01:55:33.008 Calm down. Okay? 01:55:33.176 --> 01:55:35.677 - Get a priest, minister, anything. - Where? 01:55:35.845 --> 01:55:38.805 Go get a priest! Goddamn it, Leo! 01:55:38.973 --> 01:55:40.474 I got it, I got it. Okay. 01:55:40.808 --> 01:55:42.768 Pant, pant, blow. Remember Lamaze class? 01:55:42.936 --> 01:55:44.770 Pant, blow. Pant, pant, blow. 01:55:47.523 --> 01:55:50.525 - But I want to say "I do." Hey, look. Here he is. 01:55:50.693 --> 01:55:52.361 This is Rabbi Gelb. 01:55:52.528 --> 01:55:55.197 - A rabbi? - You said anything. 01:55:55.365 --> 01:55:56.782 No, no, no. He'll do. 01:55:56.950 --> 01:55:58.492 For what I'll do? What's going on? 01:55:58.660 --> 01:56:01.036 We'd like you to marry us. Please. 01:56:01.204 --> 01:56:03.038 - You're Jewish? - Not necessarily. 01:56:03.206 --> 01:56:04.289 - You got a license? - No. 01:56:04.457 --> 01:56:07.042 - Well... - Please don't go. 01:56:07.210 --> 01:56:09.920 She needs to hear the words before the baby comes. 01:56:10.088 --> 01:56:12.589 Are you both serious? I don't have time for hijinks. 01:56:12.757 --> 01:56:15.300 Real serious, rabbi. We're very serious. 01:56:15.635 --> 01:56:17.552 I could do it. It wouldn't be official. 01:56:17.720 --> 01:56:19.805 It's all right. I just want to hear the words. 01:56:19.973 --> 01:56:21.890 What the hell. What are your names? 01:56:22.058 --> 01:56:23.725 I'm Martin and this is Lorna. 01:56:23.893 --> 01:56:25.227 Martin and Lorna. 01:56:26.604 --> 01:56:29.231 What am I doing? How do the goyim do this? 01:56:30.358 --> 01:56:32.359 - Dearly beloved. - That's it. Dearly beloved... 01:56:32.527 --> 01:56:37.322 Dearly beloved, marriage is a spiritual union... 01:56:37.490 --> 01:56:38.699 Oh, Rabbi. 01:56:38.866 --> 01:56:41.493 Faster, faster. She's heading for the home stretch. 01:56:41.869 --> 01:56:44.121 Martin, will you take Lorna to be your wife? 01:56:44.288 --> 01:56:47.791 Will you honor, love, et cetera... 01:56:47.959 --> 01:56:50.085 - ...till death do you part? - I will. 01:56:50.253 --> 01:56:54.256 Lorna, will you take Martin to be your husband, et cetera? 01:56:54.424 --> 01:56:55.924 - Yes, I do. - The same thing. 01:56:56.092 --> 01:56:57.926 All right. I pronounce you man and wife. 01:56:58.094 --> 01:56:59.928 You may kiss the bride. You already did. 01:57:00.096 --> 01:57:02.097 - Let's go. - No, wait, wait, wait. 01:57:02.265 --> 01:57:04.099 - What? What? - Hold it, hold it, hold it. 01:57:04.267 --> 01:57:06.393 - What is it? - Let me have this glass. 01:57:06.561 --> 01:57:08.103 I need this! 01:57:08.271 --> 01:57:11.773 No, goddamn it! What the hell are you doing? Aah! 01:57:11.941 --> 01:57:14.401 Talk to the hand, okay? I'll be right back. Wait, wait. 01:57:14.694 --> 01:57:17.779 You know how long it took me to fill that thing? All day! 01:57:17.947 --> 01:57:21.074 This is unsanitary. What is this? 01:57:21.242 --> 01:57:23.618 - Break the glass. - I'll get piss on my shoes. 01:57:23.786 --> 01:57:25.662 - You gotta do this! - Okay. 01:57:25.913 --> 01:57:27.205 Mazeltov. 01:57:28.458 --> 01:57:29.750 Hey! What the hell? 01:57:29.917 --> 01:57:31.793 Come back here, you little son of a bitch! 01:57:31.961 --> 01:57:33.503 Pant, pant, blow. 01:57:33.671 --> 01:57:35.338 Leo, please. 01:57:36.632 --> 01:57:39.259 Your work is over here. I think someone else needs you. 01:57:39.427 --> 01:57:41.136 - Okay. - Okay? 01:57:45.183 --> 01:57:47.642 Good luck, Lorna, Riggs. 01:57:47.810 --> 01:57:49.561 - Leo? - Yeah. 01:57:50.855 --> 01:57:52.814 - Thanks a lot. - Oh, okay. 01:57:56.944 --> 01:57:58.570 Stick around. Meet the kid. 01:57:58.821 --> 01:58:01.490 Good luck, Lorna! Okay, okay. 01:58:05.745 --> 01:58:06.787 Riggs. 01:58:06.954 --> 01:58:08.997 Here it comes, here it comes. 01:58:11.125 --> 01:58:12.375 Here he is. 01:58:12.960 --> 01:58:16.129 He's looking right at you. He knows it's you. 01:58:20.968 --> 01:58:22.677 Rog, look what I found. 01:58:23.304 --> 01:58:25.764 - Look at that. - Oh, boy. What a beauty. 01:58:26.474 --> 01:58:28.266 Look at those eyes. 01:58:28.893 --> 01:58:31.353 - He looks like his mother. - Yes, he does. 01:58:31.521 --> 01:58:33.855 Murtaugh, Murtaugh, Murtaugh! 01:58:35.566 --> 01:58:36.858 No, Butters! 01:58:37.401 --> 01:58:39.319 Butters' baby. Better not be Murtaugh. 01:58:39.487 --> 01:58:41.154 It's Butters. 01:58:42.698 --> 01:58:44.282 Look at that baby. 01:58:45.034 --> 01:58:46.576 Look at the hair. 01:58:47.578 --> 01:58:49.579 Oh, that's my baby. 01:58:49.747 --> 01:58:52.499 Look at her. You're so cute. Look at you. 01:58:52.667 --> 01:58:55.460 Twenty-seven people, nobody thought of bringing a camera? 01:58:55.628 --> 01:58:57.838 Leo, your plastic's flaccid. Face it. 01:58:58.005 --> 01:59:01.007 These machines wreck your plastic, then give you the camera. 01:59:01.175 --> 01:59:03.677 The camera doesn't work. They're trying to... 01:59:03.845 --> 01:59:05.011 - No, no, no. - Leo. 01:59:05.179 --> 01:59:07.013 Okay. 01:59:08.224 --> 01:59:10.183 Hey, captain, what are you doing here? 01:59:10.351 --> 01:59:11.935 Look at these two babies. 01:59:12.186 --> 01:59:14.312 A little something from everybody at the squad. 01:59:14.480 --> 01:59:16.189 - All right. - Thank you. 01:59:17.024 --> 01:59:19.442 - Those captain badges, give them back. - What for? 01:59:19.694 --> 01:59:22.946 Congratulations, you're sergeants again. The city's self-insured. 01:59:23.114 --> 01:59:25.282 I thought they were gonna make us president. 01:59:26.450 --> 01:59:28.743 By the way, Grandpa, you owe the chief one. 01:59:28.911 --> 01:59:30.871 He went to bat for you with the lNS... 01:59:31.038 --> 01:59:33.248 and they're gonna give asylum to the Hongs. 01:59:33.416 --> 01:59:36.042 All right, all right. 01:59:36.460 --> 01:59:38.086 We're gonna take a picture. 01:59:38.921 --> 01:59:41.006 Come on. Come on. 01:59:42.425 --> 01:59:44.634 All right. Squeeze together. Candy stripers out. 01:59:44.802 --> 01:59:46.928 Out. Okay, okay. Out, out. 01:59:47.096 --> 01:59:49.264 I can't. There's not enough room. I'm sorry. 01:59:51.225 --> 01:59:53.602 - You gotta back up. - Back, Leo. 01:59:53.769 --> 01:59:54.853 I'm taking big steps! 01:59:55.021 --> 01:59:57.272 Get this guy to take it. Leo, get in the picture. 01:59:57.440 --> 01:59:59.566 Doc, can you take a picture of all of us? 02:00:02.778 --> 02:00:05.113 It's my best man, after all. 02:00:05.281 --> 02:00:06.948 Get my grandbaby in it too. 02:00:07.116 --> 02:00:08.283 Are you all friends? 02:00:08.451 --> 02:00:11.453 No. We're family! 02:00:11.621 --> 02:00:12.746 Okay, on three. 02:00:12.914 --> 02:00:15.040 One, two, three! 02:00:15.064 --> 02:00:35.064 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.