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lt's already recording.

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Okay, just...

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-This is my home.
-You look a little blurry, man.

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Let me zoom out on you.

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-Okay.
-Okay.

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Good morning.

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-Got it?
-Okay, I got you.

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-This is my home.
-Okay.

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Which I am leaving the comforts of
for the weekend

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to explore the Blair Witch.

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Some essential reading,
How to Stay Alive in the Woods,

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'cause you never know
what's going to happen.

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And this is a very important book

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because it has the article
about what happened at Coffin Rock.

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-That looks pretty old.
-Yeah,

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it's totally old.
And this is my field notebook.

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-Hey, it's Mr. Punctuality.
-Hey.

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-How the hell are you this morning?
-Tired.

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So I got the CP up.

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Good. That's important

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'cause that's what we're shooting on.

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No one knows I took it, but I got it.

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All right, come on, into the house.
Come on, come on.

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l can see you.

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l'm going to bump into shit.
l'm walking backwards now.

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Okay, we don't want to fuck up
the cameras before we leave.

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So, where's Mikey at?

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We have to go get him.

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Okay.

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-We're supposed to get him at 8:30.
-Okay.

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Which means we're already
going to be behind schedule,

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-but it's important to have juice.
-That's cool.

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l guess you're Mike.

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Here, wait... Stop, stop.

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Don't we get to meet your mama?

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See you later, Mom!

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How are you, Mike? lt's nice to meet you.

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l'm tired, but l'm doing good.
l'm real excited about this.

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-Thank you for the opportunity.
-l'm very glad.

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Well, thank you for getting
the equipment together.

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We've got so much fucking battery power,

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we could fuel a small world country
for a month.

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We got rice, we got Mott's Fruit Punch.

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Oatmeal raisin, baby.

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-Ultimate camp food.
-Marshmallows...

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Feel how soft. Soft...

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Hey, you weasel.

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Marshmallows...

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Do you believe in ghosts?

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Have you ever heard of the Blair Witch?

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lt's... lt actually
sounds kind of familiar.

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My older sister went to Blair High School.

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The woods around Halloween time
is a creepy enough phenomenon.

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-Just tell me a little bit more...
-l don't want to go cheesy.

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l want to really avoid any cheese.

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l want to present this
in as straightforward a way as possible,

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and I think the legend
is unsettling enough.

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You guys want to get
the ceremonial first slate?

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Absolutely.

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Here he is, filling out our first slate
for our first shot.

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Should we all, like, cut our fingers open
and bleed on it?

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A little bloodletting on the slate?

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No, we'll save that for later.

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Kiss it. Kiss the slate.

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lt's the first slate.

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First slate. Marked by my lipstick.

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Mikey, first slate. Kiss it. Good luck.

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He licked it. God bless him.

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You're not supposed to eat it.
We need that for the rest of the shoot.

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This is Burkittsville, formerly Blair.

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lt is a small, quiet Maryland town,

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much like a small, quiet town anywhere.

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No more than 20 families
laid their roots here

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over 200 years ago, many of whom remain
either on this hill or in the town below.

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There are an unusually high number
of children laid to rest here,

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most of whom passed in the 1940s.

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Yet, no one in the town seems to recall
anything unusual about this time.

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To us, anyway.

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Yet, legend tells a different story.
One whose evidence is all around us,

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etched in stone.

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Well, we have shot the first scene.
The cemetery scene.

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The opening is shot.

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-We're doing a documentary.
-Yeah?

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About the Blair Witch.

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-Have you heard of the Blair Witch?
-Oh, yeah.

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That's an old, old, old story.

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As I remember, Mr. Parr was an old hermit.

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-Right.
-And he lived up on a mountain.

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He had a place up there.

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Been there for a long, long time.

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-You've heard of the Blair Witch?
-Several times.

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Several times?
And what was the first incident?

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l've heard stories about her from people
and neighbors and stuff like that.

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But also I saw a documentary
on the Discovery Channel, or somewhere,

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-once about her.
-Really?

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About the ghosts and legends of Maryland.

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Yeah, that's a story
my grandmother used to tell us all.

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-Make us go to bed early.
-Really?

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They say if you stay up after dark,
walk around the house too much,

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the Blair Witch will come and get you.

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Sort of in the winter, I guess,

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the fall or the winter of 1940, some of
the young kids started to disappear.

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Nobody knew anything
about why they were...

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Why they were disappearing.

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The creepiest...

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-The creepiest story about her...
-That's kind of an omen, isn't it?

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...that I ever heard
was that two men were out hunting,

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and they were camped near the cabin,
or something,

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that she's supposed to haunt.

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No, no!

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And they disappeared
off the face of the Earth.

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-No.
-Really?

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Okay, it's all right, lngrid.
l'm just telling a scary story,

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-but it's not true.
-lt's not true.

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Finally, one day,
old Mr. Parr come down into the market

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and said, "l'm finally finished."

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And what did he mean by that?

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l guess nobody knew at first,

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but the police
finally went up on the mountain

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and they searched his house

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and they found the bodies
of seven kids from the area.

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What he did is, he took the kids

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down into the basement by twos
and he made one face into the corner.

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Really?

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And then he would kill the other one.

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And then when he was done with that,
he'd grab the one out of the corner

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and kill that one, too.

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And those were the seven kids
that were missing.

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And then they brought them
out of the woods one at a time,

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and it just was a terrible thing.

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Just tore the whole community up.

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Said in court that
he couldn't take the eyes on him.

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He could...
He could feel the eyes watching him.

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That's why he made them
face into the corner like that.

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All my life, really, l've believed
in witches and ghosts and all that stuff.

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Do you believe that
there are some in this area?

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Definitely.

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-Do you believe in witchcraft?
-No.

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-No?
-No, sir.

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Are you a religious man?

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-Yep.
-All righty.

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Pretty creepy stuff.

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l believe there's something
happening with her.

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And you think that it's possible
that she's still up there now?

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-l don't go up there.
-You don't go up there?

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Yeah, I believe enough not to go up there.

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And they say that the woods
are all haunted up there

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and stuff like that, but...

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What do they say? How are they haunted?

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l don't... There really isn't many people
that say that it's haunted,

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but there was this old woman,
Mary Brown, who used to...

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-Mary Brown?
-Yeah, and she was kind of a crazy lady.

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How was she seen by the community?

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Crazy.

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That's it. The American flag.
That's Mary's house.

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l'm going to grab her and bring her out.

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Why don't you take a look around

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and see where the best light is, all right?

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Okay.

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This is Mary's gate.

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l'm not even sure how I pull this open.

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'Cause something interesting happened to
you, actually, at one point in your life.

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You had an encounter with the Blair Witch?

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Yes. That is a really,
kind of, scary story.

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To, kind of, make ends meet,

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my dad and I would go fishing
down by Tappy's Creek.

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-Right.
-And, you know, it's in Burkittsville.

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l was lying down on the leaves,
a pile of leaves,

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kind of watching my pole
and looking up at the sky.

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-Sure.
-And all of a sudden,

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-l felt like something was near me.
-Right.

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You know, kind of an eerie feeling.

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lt was like a woman,

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only on her arms and on her hands
and everything it was like hair.

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Like a real dark, almost black, hair.

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-Like a horse.
-Like fur?

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Yeah, like a fur. Like horse fur.

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-Then on her arms, she had a shawl...
-Right.

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Wool shawl over her.

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And she scared you?

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-She threatened you?
-And she didn't say anything,

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but she just kept staring,
and then she opened up her shawl...

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And what was under there?

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And under there was hair
on her body like a horse.

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So she was hairy from head to toe?

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Yeah, and her legs...

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-And you could see she was a female.
-Right. How about her face?

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lt was just kind of, like, strange-looking.

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Thank God, she's not in the film business.
l mean, can you imagine working with her?

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She thinks she is in the film business.
She also says she's a ballerina.

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-Get out.
-She says she's a historian

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writing a book on American history...

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-l heard that.
-...and that she's a scientist

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who does research
at the Department of Energy.

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l fucked up on Mary.

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l'm checking my depth of field chart
to see how bad.

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So you measured for meters? What?
We're not in Europe.

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Yeah, the fucking lens
has meters on it, okay.

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lt also has our system.

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No, it had meters on it. Look.

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This is an American camera, though.

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All those are meters.

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What about the brown ones?

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The brown ones are feet.

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Yeah, the brown ones are on there, right?

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Yeah, but the white ones are obvious.

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But I thought
you've used this camera before, man.

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l've used it, like, once before.

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How do we feel about today, guys?

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-l learned a lot, man.
-Yeah.

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You learned a lot about Mary Brown?

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No, I learned a lot about, like, fucking...

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Sixteen?

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Just shooting out here. Just shooting doc.

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-We kicked some ass today.
-Cheers to you.

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-Very good day.
-Excellent day.

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Very good first day.

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Okay, we're going to do
an equipment check,

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but l'm going to call my mom.

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Okay, l've got a bag of Utz and a beer.

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And we don't really need
to get that on film.

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So, I guess you're covered, then.

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Could you just run it
for a couple of feet for me

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so we can check that it's okay?

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Sure.

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l just want to hear
if this mag is loaded properly,

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so we can shoot some stuff.

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Okay, that's good. That's good.

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-That's good, thank you.
-Okay.

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Let's be relaxed 'cause we've got
a really, really long day tomorrow.

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Today was cake compared to tomorrow.
We're going to do a lot of hiking.

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We're going to have a lot
of weight on our backs.

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l'm preparing.

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That's what we're preparing for.

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Shut up, you smartass.
Pour me a shot, please.

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-l'm freaking out.
-You can't do that.

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-You're the director.
-Yes, l... You know, at this point,

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l fucking have to do that, all right?

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l fucking have to. Do we have any weed?

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Here I go.

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Drink, drink.

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l fucking hate Scotch.

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-There's my friend Josh.
-Hey.

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-How are you?
-l'm hurting.

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l'm not ready for that thing
that you're doing, like, you know...

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l know you don't like it. Okay.

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Hello.

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Welcome to Day Two.

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The trail is somewhere along here.
We shouldn't miss it.

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lt should be pretty, pretty obvious.

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You guys say you know something
about the Blair Witch?

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l've heard the myths.
l don't really believe much in it.

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"The myth"?

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-That's all I think it is.
-Damn fool kids'll never learn.

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-What'd you say, sir? -l said, "You
damn fool kids'll never learn."

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Shut up.

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-"Damn fool kids'll never learn"?
-That's what I said.

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And what makes you say that?

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First of all, can I have your permission

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to put your image on video
for the purposes

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of a documentary entitled
The Blair Witch Project?

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-l don't care much about that, but...
-Well, you have to say yes or no, sir.

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-Watch it.
-Sorry.

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Yeah, sure, that's all right.

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Yeah, some girl back in the late 1800s,

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-Robin Weaver I believe her name was...
-Right.

00:12:30.992 --> 00:12:34.328
...supposedly just wandered off,
disappeared into the woods.

00:12:34.329 --> 00:12:38.832
Wasn't no "supposedly" about it.
They wandered off.

00:12:38.833 --> 00:12:40.459
-Okay, so she wandered off.
-And she got lost.

00:12:40.460 --> 00:12:41.585
She got lost.

00:12:41.586 --> 00:12:43.921
-Three days later...
-There wasn't no "supposedly."

00:12:43.922 --> 00:12:49.593
Three days later, she just appears
back on her grandmother's porch.

00:12:49.594 --> 00:12:50.761
Right.

00:12:50.762 --> 00:12:54.014
-And everybody's mystified about it.
-Right.

00:12:54.015 --> 00:12:56.266
-She was babbling something...
-She had a tale to tell, too, though.

00:12:56.267 --> 00:12:58.977
Yeah, she was babbling something
about the...

00:12:58.978 --> 00:13:02.822
An old woman whose feet
never touched the ground.

00:13:03.233 --> 00:13:04.817
-Did... Did you...
-l'll tell you, I saw,

00:13:04.818 --> 00:13:05.943
right up there by that tree,

00:13:05.944 --> 00:13:08.320
-up the creek... I told you that.
-Right, I know.

00:13:08.321 --> 00:13:12.324
About a hundred yards,
l saw a white misty thing

00:13:12.325 --> 00:13:14.118
that I can't tell what it is, one day.

00:13:14.119 --> 00:13:17.830
lt was, like, a gray...
Like, gray vapor rising out of the trees?

00:13:17.831 --> 00:13:19.039
Right out of the water.

00:13:19.040 --> 00:13:21.166
-Right out of the water, near the trees.
-Up the side of the tree,

00:13:21.167 --> 00:13:22.543
and it disappeared over them...

00:13:22.544 --> 00:13:24.044
Now you're full of it.

00:13:24.045 --> 00:13:26.755
No, l'm not full of it,
and I wasn't drinking that day, either.

00:13:26.756 --> 00:13:30.300
How is that related
to the story of Coffin Rock?

00:13:30.301 --> 00:13:34.972
-lt all ties in to the story
of Coffin Rock. -How's that?

00:13:34.973 --> 00:13:37.933
l mean,
anybody worth their salt around here

00:13:37.934 --> 00:13:40.936
knows that this area's been haunted
by that old woman for years.

00:13:40.937 --> 00:13:43.988
That's bullshit.

00:13:45.817 --> 00:13:48.610
This is some serious woods
we're heading into.

00:13:48.611 --> 00:13:50.696
Excited?

00:13:50.697 --> 00:13:52.281
You got it.

00:13:52.282 --> 00:13:57.126
l hope he's not rolling off
a whole shitload of stock.

00:14:16.514 --> 00:14:18.182
Yeah.

00:14:18.183 --> 00:14:19.766
l could help you,
but l'd rather stand and record.

00:14:19.767 --> 00:14:20.851
Okay.

00:14:20.852 --> 00:14:21.935
Packs are on?

00:14:21.936 --> 00:14:23.979
-We're rocking. Let's rock.
-We're ready to go.

00:14:23.980 --> 00:14:27.816
-We got to go up to the shack, the shanty?
-Yeah.

00:14:27.817 --> 00:14:30.326
Wow.

00:14:31.571 --> 00:14:33.572
Yeah, it's like we're off
to the Andes or something.

00:14:33.573 --> 00:14:37.666
Oh, my God, this is a very heavy backpack.

00:14:39.621 --> 00:14:41.997
On our way to Coffin Rock.
We are totally on track.

00:14:41.998 --> 00:14:44.625
l know exactly where we are now.

00:14:44.626 --> 00:14:45.876
-Mikey, throw me the video camera.
-No, don't.

00:14:45.877 --> 00:14:50.012
l wanna get her going across, man.

00:14:52.217 --> 00:14:55.309
l see a dirty behind.

00:14:56.095 --> 00:14:59.973
-Yeah. Good jump.
-Thank you, thank you.

00:14:59.974 --> 00:15:05.020
There it is. See? That's Coffin Rock.

00:15:05.021 --> 00:15:07.321
Go.

00:15:10.193 --> 00:15:12.569
"They went into the woods
prepared to find death.

00:15:12.570 --> 00:15:14.530
"What they found was
a desecration of humanity

00:15:14.531 --> 00:15:18.200
"at the site which trappers
have often referred to as Coffin Rock.

00:15:18.201 --> 00:15:19.409
"On top of the rock formation

00:15:19.410 --> 00:15:24.206
"the story of the torture inflicted
upon these brave five men unfolded.

00:15:24.207 --> 00:15:25.415
"Each was bound to the other,

00:15:25.416 --> 00:15:28.085
"each man's hands bound
to the next man's feet,

00:15:28.086 --> 00:15:30.337
"forming a solid structure out of the men.

00:15:30.338 --> 00:15:32.756
"Blood at the edges of the head indicate
that this act had committed...

00:15:32.757 --> 00:15:36.635
"Been committed while each was alive
and able-bodied enough to struggle.

00:15:36.636 --> 00:15:40.347
"In the torso of each man
the intestines had been torn out crudely.

00:15:40.348 --> 00:15:44.476
"On each man's sun-bleached face
was inscribed indecipherable writing,

00:15:44.477 --> 00:15:47.187
"cut into their flesh
with an eerie precision.

00:15:47.188 --> 00:15:49.481
"The men, stilI entranced
by the horror of what had happened,

00:15:49.482 --> 00:15:51.275
"Ieft the scene to find the sheriff,

00:15:51.276 --> 00:15:52.484
"and did not sketch the writing

00:15:52.485 --> 00:15:54.945
"and did not remove the bodies
from the rock.

00:15:54.946 --> 00:15:57.406
"Upon return,
vultures were seen at the rock,

00:15:57.407 --> 00:15:58.740
"but upon inspection,

00:15:58.741 --> 00:16:01.618
"the bodies had been removed
by persons unknown.

00:16:01.619 --> 00:16:04.746
"The search party claimed
that the stench of death was still thick"

00:16:04.747 --> 00:16:09.710
"and whomever had taken the bodies
had done so in a matter of hours."

00:16:09.711 --> 00:16:14.096
That happened here at Coffin Rock.

00:16:15.258 --> 00:16:17.217
lt felt really rushed
'cause I really want to get to camp,

00:16:17.218 --> 00:16:19.928
and it's 4:52 and we're going to be late.

00:16:19.929 --> 00:16:22.771
We're going to be losing light soon.

00:16:23.266 --> 00:16:26.852
But, I mean, I can always use the shot
without me in it

00:16:26.853 --> 00:16:30.480
because I recorded sound in the rock
reading the whole thing.

00:16:30.481 --> 00:16:34.283
So, I'm sure I can edit
it together somehow.

00:16:38.281 --> 00:16:39.906
lt's starting to rain.

00:16:39.907 --> 00:16:42.409
-What did you do, rent this thing?
-Yeah.

00:16:42.410 --> 00:16:43.910
l don't have a tent for three people.

00:16:43.911 --> 00:16:45.996
-You know, l'm not used to...
-No, l'm just wondering.

00:16:45.997 --> 00:16:49.374
l'm not usually traveling with two men,
if you know what l'm saying.

00:16:49.375 --> 00:16:53.337
lt is pouring rain right now.
We can't even get a fire going.

00:16:53.338 --> 00:16:57.341
Show the kids at home
what the stick is for.

00:16:57.342 --> 00:16:58.800
Look at that.

00:16:58.801 --> 00:17:00.552
We've got our very own leaning post.

00:17:00.553 --> 00:17:04.014
lf you get too much ass
smell in the night...

00:17:04.015 --> 00:17:06.683
Okay, who wouldn't let me have
a cigarette in the tent,

00:17:06.684 --> 00:17:09.436
but he's allowed to fart
as much as he wants?

00:17:09.437 --> 00:17:13.447
-l really don't think it's...
-No, I never gave Mike any fart allowance.

00:17:13.524 --> 00:17:15.192
So, you heard noises last night?

00:17:15.193 --> 00:17:16.485
-l totally heard noise.
-See, the problem is,

00:17:16.486 --> 00:17:17.819
l sleep like a fucking rock.

00:17:17.820 --> 00:17:19.946
lt was like there were two separate noises

00:17:19.947 --> 00:17:22.658
coming from two layers of space over here

00:17:22.659 --> 00:17:24.493
and one of them was kind of, like...

00:17:24.494 --> 00:17:26.745
One of them could have
possibly been an owl,

00:17:26.746 --> 00:17:29.373
but the other one was, like, a cackling...

00:17:29.374 --> 00:17:30.707
-Was a definite...
-No way.

00:17:30.708 --> 00:17:32.751
lt was a total cackling, man.

00:17:32.752 --> 00:17:36.171
lf I heard a cackling,
l would've shit in my pants.

00:17:36.172 --> 00:17:39.800
-Where'd we start out yesterday?
-Off the map.

00:17:39.801 --> 00:17:41.885
-Off the map.
-'Cause I knew where we were going.

00:17:41.886 --> 00:17:43.970
Though I know there was some confusion,

00:17:43.971 --> 00:17:46.181
-but today...
-Wait, wait, wait. Say that again.

00:17:46.182 --> 00:17:48.141
l said, "l knew where we were going."

00:17:48.142 --> 00:17:49.393
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:17:49.394 --> 00:17:52.145
-Would that be a full-of-shit statement?
-No, I did...

00:17:52.146 --> 00:17:54.189
-Would that be a full-of-shit statement?
-l did know where...

00:17:54.190 --> 00:17:56.900
All l'm saying is that
you got us lost, man.

00:17:56.901 --> 00:17:59.277
-For a very brief amount of time.
-Okay.

00:17:59.278 --> 00:18:00.737
-Just don't get us lost today.
-lt was very brief.

00:18:00.738 --> 00:18:01.780
Yeah, serious.

00:18:01.781 --> 00:18:03.031
l'm not.
l know where all of these places are.

00:18:03.032 --> 00:18:04.574
They're all very well-documented.

00:18:04.575 --> 00:18:06.702
So, what's up? Are you happy
with the way the documentary's going?

00:18:06.703 --> 00:18:08.412
-Yes, I am. Yeah.
-Yeah?

00:18:08.413 --> 00:18:11.665
And l'm very pleasantly surprised
by our little Mikey.

00:18:11.666 --> 00:18:15.175
-"Our little Mikey"?
-Our little Mikey.

00:18:17.422 --> 00:18:18.964
-So, what's up?
-He's a very spirited young man.

00:18:18.965 --> 00:18:21.758
l mean, what's your take
on the Blair Witch at this point?

00:18:21.759 --> 00:18:26.395
-Do you think she exists?
-l don't know. I don't know.

00:18:27.098 --> 00:18:29.224
Heather, I really wish
you'd found a trail...

00:18:29.225 --> 00:18:31.393
There's a trail on top of this hill,
don't worry.

00:18:31.394 --> 00:18:34.813
-lt is a trail.
-This is not a trail.

00:18:34.814 --> 00:18:38.615
We like shortcuts, don't we?

00:18:39.360 --> 00:18:42.112
We like level shortcuts.

00:18:42.113 --> 00:18:44.322
-We don't like mountainous shortcuts.
-lt's a little warmer today,

00:18:44.323 --> 00:18:46.658
so this is the first time
we're seeing Mike's chest.

00:18:46.659 --> 00:18:48.618
lt's really hard to pick
up on video, actually.

00:18:48.619 --> 00:18:52.080
Mike has really sporadic hair patterns
on his chest.

00:18:52.081 --> 00:18:57.711
-lt's like a symbol, man.
-lt's, like, blank, hairy, blank, hairy.

00:18:57.712 --> 00:18:58.795
You should see my ass.

00:18:58.796 --> 00:19:02.299
Look, look. lt's fucking Uruguay,
right there, right there.

00:19:02.300 --> 00:19:03.967
-Wow.
-There's Paraguay over here.

00:19:03.968 --> 00:19:06.386
-Yeah, whatever.
-Look, I think I see Bolivia.

00:19:06.387 --> 00:19:09.264
What killed this dead mouse?

00:19:09.265 --> 00:19:11.940
Witchcraft?

00:19:12.810 --> 00:19:15.145
How about God?

00:19:15.146 --> 00:19:17.189
ls that the Blair Witch?

00:19:17.190 --> 00:19:22.409
No. I think it's Heather taking a piss.

00:19:22.570 --> 00:19:26.114
You know, this is really not too good.
l really have to go.

00:19:26.115 --> 00:19:29.659
-Don't torture me.
-Go.

00:19:29.660 --> 00:19:32.162
We are hot on the cemetery trail.

00:19:32.163 --> 00:19:33.455
-lt should only be a...
-Says you.

00:19:33.456 --> 00:19:34.873
-What?
-Says you.

00:19:34.874 --> 00:19:39.419
Says me, of course. And...

00:19:39.420 --> 00:19:43.639
We should be hitting it
in about 90 minutes.

00:19:43.841 --> 00:19:46.259
-You guys cool with that?
-What?

00:19:46.260 --> 00:19:48.178
-90 minutes.
-As long as you know where we're going.

00:19:48.179 --> 00:19:50.388
-Can you hang?
-l know exactly where we're going.

00:19:50.389 --> 00:19:52.682
Josh feels it's necessary to look
at the map now, even though I know

00:19:52.683 --> 00:19:54.601
where we're going
and we're going straight ahead up there.

00:19:54.602 --> 00:19:57.145
lf you've known where we're going,
we wouldn't be hiking like...

00:19:57.146 --> 00:19:58.230
We're in the middle of
the fucking woods, man.

00:19:58.231 --> 00:20:00.941
-How could you possibly know?
-Some of it is off-trail hiking.

00:20:00.942 --> 00:20:02.150
Because people told you?

00:20:02.151 --> 00:20:04.027
"Oh, yeah,
there's a cemetery back in there."

00:20:04.028 --> 00:20:06.363
lf we're lost, admit that first, because...

00:20:06.364 --> 00:20:08.156
We're not... I know we're not lost.

00:20:08.157 --> 00:20:09.991
You knew that yesterday, too,
and you knew that twice today.

00:20:09.992 --> 00:20:11.701
Look... No, bullshit, and l...

00:20:11.702 --> 00:20:14.496
-We have not been lost at all today.
-That's...

00:20:14.497 --> 00:20:16.039
-That is not true.
-Not once. I know where we're going.

00:20:16.040 --> 00:20:18.500
-Okay, this is where we were.
-Let me tell you what you said to us.

00:20:18.501 --> 00:20:20.752
"lt's, like, two miles away."
Then, it's like, "Two hours away..."

00:20:20.753 --> 00:20:22.546
-Okay, just, just chill. Just chill.
-"Three hours away."

00:20:22.547 --> 00:20:24.756
Maybe it's four hours away.
How could you...

00:20:24.757 --> 00:20:28.385
-Did you agree to do this project?
-l did. I agreed to a scouted-out project.

00:20:28.386 --> 00:20:29.886
l didn't agree to
just trounce around the woods.

00:20:29.887 --> 00:20:31.638
lt is scouted out,
and I told you getting to the location

00:20:31.639 --> 00:20:33.181
-wasn't going to be easy.
-Mike, Mike... Okay! Guys!

00:20:33.182 --> 00:20:35.725
-l've got $1,500 worth of equipment on me.
-Guys, it's cool, it's cool.

00:20:35.726 --> 00:20:37.602
Please, you're being a smartass,
you're being a smartass...

00:20:37.603 --> 00:20:39.187
Let's just... We're looking at the map.

00:20:39.188 --> 00:20:40.438
-We're going to find this the best we can.
-Okay.

00:20:40.439 --> 00:20:42.357
l can totally find this.

00:20:42.358 --> 00:20:44.150
This is where we were.

00:20:44.151 --> 00:20:46.653
We're going more or less this way.

00:20:46.654 --> 00:20:50.156
Mika, what's your call?
l mean, where do you think we're going?

00:20:50.157 --> 00:20:52.951
l'll tell you the truth.

00:20:52.952 --> 00:20:57.205
This is, like... This is Greek to me.

00:20:57.206 --> 00:20:58.415
-Right.
-lt's useless.

00:20:58.416 --> 00:20:59.791
Exactly.

00:20:59.792 --> 00:21:03.044
So, l'm just putting my trust in you

00:21:03.045 --> 00:21:05.463
that you know where it is.

00:21:05.464 --> 00:21:07.465
Good.

00:21:07.466 --> 00:21:11.261
Although I got to tell you,
l don't fully trust you.

00:21:11.262 --> 00:21:12.888
And l... No, l'm not going to say it.

00:21:12.889 --> 00:21:13.930
What?

00:21:13.931 --> 00:21:16.683
Nothing. I don't know why you have
to have every conversation on video, man.

00:21:16.684 --> 00:21:18.310
-Tape some ambiance.
-'Cause we're making a documentary.

00:21:18.311 --> 00:21:19.561
Not about us getting lost.

00:21:19.562 --> 00:21:22.939
We're making a documentary about a witch.

00:21:22.940 --> 00:21:25.609
l have a camera. Doesn't hurt because

00:21:25.610 --> 00:21:29.362
we'll all look back on this
and laugh heartily, believe me.

00:21:29.363 --> 00:21:31.615
Baby steps, man, baby steps.

00:21:31.616 --> 00:21:33.450
Just breathe and don't look down, maybe?

00:21:33.451 --> 00:21:36.119
-No, you've got to look down.
-You're gonna have to crawl.

00:21:36.120 --> 00:21:37.412
-l'm hitting the crawl.
-Cool.

00:21:37.413 --> 00:21:39.497
Think about how cool the fucking cemetery

00:21:39.498 --> 00:21:43.091
is gonna be when we get there.

00:21:43.961 --> 00:21:46.421
Think of the joy
of being in a really good film.

00:21:46.422 --> 00:21:49.466
-Okay, shut the fuck up.
-Okay, l'm quiet.

00:21:49.467 --> 00:21:50.592
Shit. How am I gonna do this?

00:21:50.593 --> 00:21:53.637
-Okay, Mikey?
-Yeah?

00:21:53.638 --> 00:21:55.847
Dude, there's no way you're coming across

00:21:55.848 --> 00:21:57.349
with your DAT on your belly, man.

00:21:57.350 --> 00:22:00.644
-No way, man.
-There's no chance.

00:22:00.645 --> 00:22:01.978
How are we going to get
the DAT across then?

00:22:01.979 --> 00:22:03.313
lt's really fucking hard, man.

00:22:03.314 --> 00:22:05.148
-How are we gonna get the DAT across?
-The one this morning

00:22:05.149 --> 00:22:06.483
with the moss was cool.

00:22:06.484 --> 00:22:12.037
-This is slippery as shit.
-How are we gonna get the DAT across?

00:22:12.740 --> 00:22:15.283
l don't know. Let me get out of here
and put my pack down.

00:22:15.284 --> 00:22:17.327
l'll just go back and forth.

00:22:17.328 --> 00:22:18.995
You want to go back and forth?
You could do it that way.

00:22:18.996 --> 00:22:20.163
l didn't want to do this at all, but...

00:22:20.164 --> 00:22:21.373
Okay, let's do...

00:22:21.374 --> 00:22:24.091
Yeah, we'll do it back and forth.

00:22:25.127 --> 00:22:26.586
What'd you drop?

00:22:26.587 --> 00:22:29.005
l didn't drop anything.

00:22:29.006 --> 00:22:30.590
-The tree just broke on me.
-The log broke.

00:22:30.591 --> 00:22:31.883
Oh, fuck.

00:22:31.884 --> 00:22:35.936
We're very, very, very close now.

00:22:36.722 --> 00:22:39.648
You guys excited?

00:22:41.185 --> 00:22:43.019
Okay.

00:22:43.020 --> 00:22:45.737
What's this?

00:22:51.779 --> 00:22:53.571
What is this?

00:22:53.572 --> 00:22:56.331
Dude. Guys?

00:22:56.450 --> 00:23:00.870
Do you remember something
that Mary Brown said the other day?

00:23:00.871 --> 00:23:03.540
What was the story from the Bible
that she was telling us?

00:23:03.541 --> 00:23:06.376
Fuck, I wasn't listening to her
'cause I thought she was a lunatic.

00:23:06.377 --> 00:23:09.713
lt was Esau, but it
was something about a pile of rocks.

00:23:09.714 --> 00:23:12.632
She was totally telling us
about her rocks, man.

00:23:12.633 --> 00:23:16.553
What the fuck was it about a pile of rocks?

00:23:16.554 --> 00:23:19.681
Does anybody remember?

00:23:19.682 --> 00:23:23.476
-"To live your life..."
-This is like...

00:23:23.477 --> 00:23:26.730
-"Live your life..."
-Looks like an lndian burial ground, man.

00:23:26.731 --> 00:23:32.659
See, I don't know if this counts.
Three... Four...

00:23:34.113 --> 00:23:38.165
Five... Six...

00:23:38.659 --> 00:23:39.868
Seven.

00:23:39.869 --> 00:23:44.539
Witches in days gone by
were roasted just like my Vienna sausage.

00:23:44.540 --> 00:23:46.916
Flames are licking you
like the devil there, Josh.

00:23:46.917 --> 00:23:51.129
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip

00:23:51.130 --> 00:23:55.508
That started on this desert isle
Aboard this tiny ship

00:23:55.509 --> 00:24:00.889
Yeah, but this ship has a good captain, not
a fat, beer-guzzling guy in a blue shirt.

00:24:00.890 --> 00:24:03.099
He wasn't beer-guzzling.

00:24:03.100 --> 00:24:04.768
They had no beer on the island, man.

00:24:04.769 --> 00:24:08.605
lf they'd had beer,
they would have had, like, big-ass orgies.

00:24:08.606 --> 00:24:13.359
You're kind of like the Captain
and Mike's kind of like your Gilligan.

00:24:13.360 --> 00:24:14.694
-No offense.
-That's all right.

00:24:14.695 --> 00:24:19.532
l mean that as a compliment.
Gilligan was a funny guy.

00:24:19.533 --> 00:24:21.826
The Captain was fat, though.

00:24:21.827 --> 00:24:23.995
Well. Okay, let's call it a thin captain...

00:24:23.996 --> 00:24:27.457
Let's not call it "the Captain" anymore,
you illiterate TV people.

00:24:27.458 --> 00:24:30.251
lt's the Skipper.

00:24:30.252 --> 00:24:33.379
-No more "captain."
-Oh, my.

00:24:33.380 --> 00:24:36.883
Here we are back at the rock again.
The rock thing.

00:24:36.884 --> 00:24:39.886
The cemetery deal.

00:24:39.887 --> 00:24:44.606
l just want to be careful
not to get in the film shot.

00:24:50.648 --> 00:24:53.740
lt certainly is odd.

00:24:58.906 --> 00:25:00.240
You didn't just knock that over.

00:25:00.241 --> 00:25:01.699
Please, tell me
you didn't just knock that over.

00:25:01.700 --> 00:25:03.493
l just knocked it over.

00:25:03.494 --> 00:25:06.246
That's not very nice.

00:25:06.247 --> 00:25:09.798
Let me put it back.

00:25:16.048 --> 00:25:18.049
Can't be too careful.

00:25:18.050 --> 00:25:20.635
What did you think?

00:25:20.636 --> 00:25:24.347
lt was, you know,
the same thing, only darker.

00:25:24.348 --> 00:25:28.518
Yeah, pretty much. All right.

00:25:28.519 --> 00:25:30.687
Bag it up, put it away.

00:25:30.688 --> 00:25:33.155
Hello?

00:25:33.357 --> 00:25:36.199
Shit. The light.

00:25:41.615 --> 00:25:45.368
-We were sleeping.
-Do you want this?

00:25:45.369 --> 00:25:49.379
Just keep it by the opening in the tent.

00:26:01.427 --> 00:26:03.935
Listen.

00:26:04.180 --> 00:26:05.480
Hello?

00:26:15.482 --> 00:26:17.567
lt's all around us.

00:26:17.568 --> 00:26:19.694
That is fucking weird.

00:26:19.695 --> 00:26:22.071
Michael, are you saying
you're not coming down?

00:26:22.072 --> 00:26:23.740
-l ain't going down there.
-Why not?

00:26:23.741 --> 00:26:24.949
Because l'm not. I don't hear shit...

00:26:24.950 --> 00:26:26.075
Because you're fucking scared.

00:26:26.076 --> 00:26:28.494
-Because I don't hear anything anymore.
-Because you're fucking scared.

00:26:28.495 --> 00:26:30.872
We heard... You could not deny hearing it.

00:26:30.873 --> 00:26:34.466
Get your ass out. What's the big deal?

00:26:35.544 --> 00:26:38.171
-This rain fucking blows, man.
-l know.

00:26:38.172 --> 00:26:40.423
lt's raining very heavily.

00:26:40.424 --> 00:26:43.676
Thank my mom for giving me rain gear
for my 18th birthday.

00:26:43.677 --> 00:26:45.970
God bless her.

00:26:45.971 --> 00:26:49.682
What do you think that was last night?

00:26:49.683 --> 00:26:51.434
-Personally?
-Yeah.

00:26:51.435 --> 00:26:54.103
l think it was
someone fucking with your head.

00:26:54.104 --> 00:26:55.939
But nobody knows we're out here.

00:26:55.940 --> 00:26:59.067
Yeah, but you ever see Deliverance?

00:26:59.068 --> 00:27:00.568
Did you understand at all
where I was coming from?

00:27:00.569 --> 00:27:02.111
That I just wanted...
Whatever it was, I didn't know...

00:27:02.112 --> 00:27:05.615
-You were freaking out. You bugged me out.
-l was freaking out.

00:27:05.616 --> 00:27:07.867
l woke up all of a sudden
and shit's going down.

00:27:07.868 --> 00:27:10.411
All I can think is,
"l got to get it. I got to get it."

00:27:10.412 --> 00:27:12.705
All I want it on...
l want it on sound, I want it on 16.

00:27:12.706 --> 00:27:15.959
lf anything, if we can see anything,
l want to see it on 16.

00:27:15.960 --> 00:27:19.003
Well, it sounded to me
like a bunch of people running around,

00:27:19.004 --> 00:27:22.090
and l'm not down with messing
with the locals or whatever.

00:27:22.091 --> 00:27:23.508
l don't know who the hell
would come out here.

00:27:23.509 --> 00:27:25.969
What bugs me out is that
we're so damn deep in the woods

00:27:25.970 --> 00:27:27.762
and people are going to try and...

00:27:27.763 --> 00:27:29.013
And come out here and mess with us,

00:27:29.014 --> 00:27:30.348
then they got to have
something wrong with them.

00:27:30.349 --> 00:27:32.725
-And l'm not going to play with that.
-How do we know it was people?

00:27:32.726 --> 00:27:36.653
Well, even if it wasn't,
l'm not going to play with that, either.

00:27:36.814 --> 00:27:39.732
Fuck, man.

00:27:39.733 --> 00:27:41.734
This has been a very long day.

00:27:41.735 --> 00:27:46.037
A very wet, very long day.

00:27:47.616 --> 00:27:51.494
Nobody's really speaking to me
at the moment.

00:27:51.495 --> 00:27:55.164
Dude, I don't remember a portion of this
from walking in.

00:27:55.165 --> 00:27:56.291
What?

00:27:56.292 --> 00:27:59.085
l don't remember a portion of this
from walking in from the car.

00:27:59.086 --> 00:28:02.588
Well, we have to go a little differently

00:28:02.589 --> 00:28:06.808
to get back, because we went around
in a curve a little bit.

00:28:07.970 --> 00:28:11.931
l'm telling you guys, two more hours max.

00:28:11.932 --> 00:28:13.766
lf the way we came in was the fastest,

00:28:13.767 --> 00:28:18.104
why the fuck are we going back
a different way?

00:28:18.105 --> 00:28:20.481
Because we have to go around. We came...

00:28:20.482 --> 00:28:22.734
That was the most direct way
to hit our two locations.

00:28:22.735 --> 00:28:25.069
Now, this is the most direct way
back to the car.

00:28:25.070 --> 00:28:27.655
-Seriously, really?
-Yes. Seriously.

00:28:27.656 --> 00:28:30.158
-You know exactly what's going on?
-Yes.

00:28:30.159 --> 00:28:33.119
Let's just keep going.

00:28:33.120 --> 00:28:36.039
Yeah, we'll wait five minutes
and do a map check.

00:28:36.040 --> 00:28:37.623
All right.

00:28:37.624 --> 00:28:39.125
Okay, we just did a map check

00:28:39.126 --> 00:28:42.337
and it seems like
we're still pretty much on trail.

00:28:42.338 --> 00:28:44.714
That's not what I said.

00:28:44.715 --> 00:28:49.809
No, I think we're all right.
Come on, let's just keep going.

00:28:50.721 --> 00:28:52.889
We took a map reading.
We just follow what the compass says.

00:28:52.890 --> 00:28:55.975
We're going straight ahead.
We're going that way. That way.

00:28:55.976 --> 00:28:58.436
We are in the middle of nowhere.

00:28:58.437 --> 00:29:00.855
We've been in the middle
of nowhere for two days.

00:29:00.856 --> 00:29:02.899
The car is parked
in the middle of nowhere almost.

00:29:02.900 --> 00:29:07.035
Like, look at this shit, man.
This is nothing.

00:29:07.196 --> 00:29:11.206
Okay, let's just keep going, all right?

00:29:12.159 --> 00:29:14.952
-l think we should camp.
-Get the fuck out of here.

00:29:14.953 --> 00:29:17.080
Why? Because you don't know
where we're going?

00:29:17.081 --> 00:29:18.915
No, because I think
we're still a ways off from the car

00:29:18.916 --> 00:29:22.210
and it's going to be
getting dark real soon.

00:29:22.211 --> 00:29:24.420
-Look, l'm not saying for certain...
-We're not camping here.

00:29:24.421 --> 00:29:26.297
-Get us home. Turn the camera off.
-Maybe we're near the car.

00:29:26.298 --> 00:29:27.840
-Get us home.
-Give me the fucking map.

00:29:27.841 --> 00:29:29.384
Give me the map. Heather, give me the map.

00:29:29.385 --> 00:29:32.261
-Turn the camera off and give me the map.
-Turn the camera off and get us home.

00:29:32.262 --> 00:29:35.640
l'm not turning the camera off.
l want to mark this occasion.

00:29:35.641 --> 00:29:37.558
-Give me the map.
-The map is in my pocket.

00:29:37.559 --> 00:29:38.851
You're going to have to wait a second.

00:29:38.852 --> 00:29:42.772
-You want to see the map?
-Goddamn!

00:29:42.773 --> 00:29:44.941
lf we keep our heads together,
we'll be just fine.

00:29:44.942 --> 00:29:48.361
-Fucking bullshit!
-Mike, chill.

00:29:48.362 --> 00:29:49.946
Just relax, Mike.

00:29:49.947 --> 00:29:52.573
Don't fucking tell me to relax!

00:29:52.574 --> 00:29:55.159
Let's walk up, find a tree to sit under
or some shit, check the map...

00:29:55.160 --> 00:29:59.163
Yes, can we find a place to sit
to check the map, please?

00:29:59.164 --> 00:30:02.917
-Are you happy?
-l'm not happy, no.

00:30:02.918 --> 00:30:04.043
But the car is not far.

00:30:04.044 --> 00:30:05.962
We're just not going to be able to
find it in the dark.

00:30:05.963 --> 00:30:08.714
Are you absolutely, positively sure?

00:30:08.715 --> 00:30:10.758
Yes. l'm so sorry, man.

00:30:10.759 --> 00:30:12.802
We can probably still
get the DAT back tomorrow.

00:30:12.803 --> 00:30:14.262
We have to. We have to.

00:30:14.263 --> 00:30:15.471
We will. We will.

00:30:15.472 --> 00:30:17.473
We will get the DAT back
before it's due back tomorrow.

00:30:17.474 --> 00:30:19.475
l've got to get the fucking camera back.
l got to fucking work.

00:30:19.476 --> 00:30:21.394
-Everything will get back tomorrow.
-l got to work.

00:30:21.395 --> 00:30:23.604
l'm supposed to be at work
tomorrow at 9:00, man.

00:30:23.605 --> 00:30:24.939
-l know.
-lt's fine.

00:30:24.940 --> 00:30:29.610
-Let's just go to sleep. Let's go to sleep.
-Let's camp. Let's just fucking camp, okay?

00:30:29.611 --> 00:30:34.456
l want to get it.
l want to get it from inside the tent.

00:30:37.661 --> 00:30:42.964
Whatever it was last night,
it sounds like the same fucking thing.

00:30:48.046 --> 00:30:51.806
Where's my boots? Fuck, it's cold.

00:30:55.888 --> 00:30:58.354
Hello?

00:31:00.642 --> 00:31:04.854
Oh, shit. lt's fucking freezing.

00:31:04.855 --> 00:31:07.106
There.

00:31:07.107 --> 00:31:08.274
What?

00:31:08.275 --> 00:31:09.859
l hear it.

00:31:09.860 --> 00:31:12.487
l don't hear shit.

00:31:12.488 --> 00:31:15.288
You hear that?

00:31:20.037 --> 00:31:22.462
Shit.

00:31:31.507 --> 00:31:33.973
Hello?

00:31:53.153 --> 00:31:55.703
Oh, fuck.

00:32:02.162 --> 00:32:05.414
l think it's just a deer.

00:32:05.415 --> 00:32:08.084
lt could be deer, I guess.

00:32:08.085 --> 00:32:11.462
l don't fucking think it's deer, though, man.
lt sounds exactly like the shit last night.

00:32:11.463 --> 00:32:13.130
lt's on all sides of us.

00:32:13.131 --> 00:32:16.551
-lt's got to be just, like, a deer.
-lt was a deer, man.

00:32:16.552 --> 00:32:20.103
-l think it was a fucking...
-lt wasn't like last night.

00:32:24.935 --> 00:32:27.853
-Did you hear anything?
-Yes! Fucking listen.

00:32:27.854 --> 00:32:29.772
Okay, let's get it on DAT.
Let's get it on DAT. Be quiet.

00:32:29.773 --> 00:32:33.741
-Okay, it's on.
-Okay.

00:32:35.112 --> 00:32:40.665
Jesus Christ! What the fuck is that? Fuck!

00:32:44.454 --> 00:32:48.590
lt's obviously not scared by our yelling.

00:32:52.129 --> 00:32:57.432
-But it sounds like footsteps.
-l know. That's a fucking person.

00:32:57.634 --> 00:32:59.135
Mikey, l'm not seeing shit on video.

00:32:59.136 --> 00:33:00.595
l'm going to leave the rest for DAT,
all right?

00:33:00.596 --> 00:33:01.721
l'm going to stay out
here with you, though.

00:33:01.722 --> 00:33:03.139
You got to fucking stay out here with me.

00:33:03.140 --> 00:33:05.391
-l am, I am.
-What time is it?

00:33:05.392 --> 00:33:09.694
ls it fucking anywhere
near morning right now?

00:33:09.938 --> 00:33:14.817
-Let's see...
-Please say it's fucking 5:00 or some shit.

00:33:14.818 --> 00:33:18.571
-3:00.
-Fuck! This is bullshit.

00:33:18.572 --> 00:33:22.290
This is absolutely fucking crazy.

00:33:23.118 --> 00:33:25.578
l'm sorry, Mike.
We should be out of here already.

00:33:25.579 --> 00:33:30.041
This has got nothing, nothing to do
with what the fuck we're here for.

00:33:30.042 --> 00:33:33.377
l swear to God, this is bullshit.

00:33:33.378 --> 00:33:37.256
Woke up this morning just,
like, two seconds ago,

00:33:37.257 --> 00:33:41.726
and there are piles of rocks
outside of our tent.

00:33:43.847 --> 00:33:47.106
There are three, actually.

00:33:47.184 --> 00:33:49.727
Are you seriously fucking positive
those weren't there

00:33:49.728 --> 00:33:52.146
-when we went to bed last night?
-l am seriously fucking positive

00:33:52.147 --> 00:33:53.230
these were not here.

00:33:53.231 --> 00:33:55.900
How would we have, like,
just made a campsite

00:33:55.901 --> 00:34:00.154
in between three piles of rocks,
just by coincidence?

00:34:00.155 --> 00:34:02.198
You don't think this is strange?

00:34:02.199 --> 00:34:03.866
This is way fucking weird,

00:34:03.867 --> 00:34:05.743
but it really doesn't matter at this point

00:34:05.744 --> 00:34:08.537
because all I want to do
is get to the goddamn car.

00:34:08.538 --> 00:34:11.874
Whatever it is, man... Whatever it is
at this point... Whatever it is...

00:34:11.875 --> 00:34:13.834
l know, I know.
We have to get back to the car.

00:34:13.835 --> 00:34:16.003
-We're obviously not wanted here...
-Okay, okay...

00:34:16.004 --> 00:34:17.546
-...so let's get the hell out.
-We're going home.

00:34:17.547 --> 00:34:19.757
We have to go...
We have to get the DAT back anyway.

00:34:19.758 --> 00:34:22.051
-l realize that. That's what l'm saying.
-Okay, let's go.

00:34:22.052 --> 00:34:24.220
Let's get the DAT back.
Let's get our shit packed up.

00:34:24.221 --> 00:34:26.097
-We're out of here. We're out of here.
-Let's walk.

00:34:26.098 --> 00:34:27.515
-Can we just walk?
-Yes. We're out of here.

00:34:27.516 --> 00:34:29.558
Okay. Cool.

00:34:29.559 --> 00:34:33.854
l can't believe we have to leave
just when shit's happening.

00:34:33.855 --> 00:34:36.315
Heather, put the fucking camera down.
Let's pack up the tent.

00:34:36.316 --> 00:34:39.735
-Okay. Hang on.
-Let's get the fuck out of the woods, okay?

00:34:39.736 --> 00:34:41.821
-Come on.
-No, l'm not fucking scared.

00:34:41.822 --> 00:34:45.241
l'm just tired, l'm hungry,
l'm fucking, like...

00:34:45.242 --> 00:34:47.118
l'm just fucking done, man.

00:34:47.119 --> 00:34:50.545
-All right.
-l'm just fucking done.

00:34:51.206 --> 00:34:53.040
Did you take it?

00:34:53.041 --> 00:34:57.218
No, I didn't take the fucking map, man.

00:34:59.047 --> 00:35:01.006
l'm not playing head games.

00:35:01.007 --> 00:35:03.092
lf anyone's playing head games,
you're playing head games.

00:35:03.093 --> 00:35:06.429
But l'm not playing head games.

00:35:06.430 --> 00:35:09.014
l don't have it. We have to go.

00:35:09.015 --> 00:35:10.391
l'm serious. I don't have it.

00:35:10.392 --> 00:35:12.101
-Are you fucking serious?
-l'm fucking serious.

00:35:12.102 --> 00:35:15.403
l don't have the map, okay?

00:35:15.564 --> 00:35:17.773
-Heather, that is so not cool, man.
-l know it's not cool.

00:35:17.774 --> 00:35:19.942
-That is so not cool.
-l know it's not cool.

00:35:19.943 --> 00:35:20.985
That is... That...

00:35:20.986 --> 00:35:23.571
l mean, that's the fucking, like,
least responsible thing

00:35:23.572 --> 00:35:25.781
you could have possibly done, man.

00:35:25.782 --> 00:35:28.458
l know that.

00:35:29.035 --> 00:35:32.336
You really don't have it?

00:35:32.581 --> 00:35:35.166
-One of you have got to have the map.
-No, I don't have the map.

00:35:35.167 --> 00:35:37.543
We gave it back to you
after map check yesterday.

00:35:37.544 --> 00:35:39.837
You've always had the map.

00:35:39.838 --> 00:35:41.547
l know, and l've always had
the map in the same place,

00:35:41.548 --> 00:35:44.425
and if it's not there,
one of you had to have taken it.

00:35:44.426 --> 00:35:47.970
l'm not going into your fucking pants
to get your goddamn map, man.

00:35:47.971 --> 00:35:49.638
l just checked my pocket,
it's not in my pants.

00:35:49.639 --> 00:35:51.307
Look, would I go in and get your map?

00:35:51.308 --> 00:35:53.809
All I want to do is get out of here, man.
l'm not fucking around.

00:35:53.810 --> 00:35:55.936
-That's all I want, too, man.
-Let's go.

00:35:55.937 --> 00:35:57.980
No, you want to stay here,
you want to film rocks,

00:35:57.981 --> 00:35:59.899
you want to look around,
you want to fucking, like,

00:35:59.900 --> 00:36:01.484
-get this, you want to get that.
-Let's go.

00:36:01.485 --> 00:36:03.152
-Which way are we walking?
-That way.

00:36:03.153 --> 00:36:06.405
Dude, we're in the middle
of the fucking woods!

00:36:06.406 --> 00:36:08.657
We're in the middle of the goddamn woods.
We can walk anyway...

00:36:08.658 --> 00:36:11.494
We're going this way 'cause that's the way
we've been going for a fucking day.

00:36:11.495 --> 00:36:13.746
We're going this way, and that's it.
We gotta come across something.

00:36:13.747 --> 00:36:15.080
l gave you the map, Josh.

00:36:15.081 --> 00:36:17.625
-l gave you back the map, Heather.
-l gave you the map.

00:36:17.626 --> 00:36:21.003
l gave you back the map.

00:36:21.004 --> 00:36:22.379
-Let's just go.
-All l'm saying is, we can move

00:36:22.380 --> 00:36:25.382
as fast as we want, but if we have
no fucking clue where we're moving to,

00:36:25.383 --> 00:36:26.592
then it really doesn't matter, does it?

00:36:26.593 --> 00:36:29.136
We're following the creek
and Mike seems satisfied with that.

00:36:29.137 --> 00:36:32.313
Would you guys stop it?

00:36:38.396 --> 00:36:43.783
We are gone. We are fucked, we are done,
we are dead, we're fucked.

00:36:47.113 --> 00:36:49.365
l'm just going to stay here.

00:36:49.366 --> 00:36:54.703
When you guys find somebody, tell them
l'm under this tree with the vine.

00:36:54.704 --> 00:36:57.672
All blame aside...

00:36:59.376 --> 00:37:01.460
-This is really fucked up.
-l know.

00:37:01.461 --> 00:37:03.587
-Yeah.
-l know.

00:37:03.588 --> 00:37:06.507
We really, really, really need
to work together.

00:37:06.508 --> 00:37:08.843
-Exactly. Exactly.
-l realize this.

00:37:08.844 --> 00:37:11.846
Okay, so we deal with the fact
that my camera's not going to be back,

00:37:11.847 --> 00:37:13.931
your DAT's not going to be back.

00:37:13.932 --> 00:37:16.725
No blame from now on about that shit.

00:37:16.726 --> 00:37:21.146
Look, serious,
the area's not that fucking big.

00:37:21.147 --> 00:37:22.773
Exactly.

00:37:22.774 --> 00:37:25.067
lt's very hard to get lost
in America these days,

00:37:25.068 --> 00:37:26.569
and it's even harder to stay lost.

00:37:26.570 --> 00:37:30.281
So, we have that on our side. What?

00:37:30.282 --> 00:37:32.783
We're doing a pretty goddamn good job
of being lost.

00:37:32.784 --> 00:37:35.661
Because at this point,
when you're not home today,

00:37:35.662 --> 00:37:38.330
when l'm not home today,
people are going to start noticing.

00:37:38.331 --> 00:37:40.583
Like, my girlfriend
is definitely going to notice

00:37:40.584 --> 00:37:43.210
that l'm not back today,
and that I haven't fucking called.

00:37:43.211 --> 00:37:44.879
l mean, if I called, it would be one thing.

00:37:44.880 --> 00:37:48.215
But, you know, if I just get back,
like, don't get back, period,

00:37:48.216 --> 00:37:49.717
and I don't call, she's going to notice.

00:37:49.718 --> 00:37:53.012
Which means that by tonight,
if we haven't found shit,

00:37:53.013 --> 00:37:54.680
someone's going to be looking for us.

00:37:54.681 --> 00:37:55.806
Oh, no.

00:37:55.807 --> 00:37:57.516
Don't come this way. Go another way.

00:37:57.517 --> 00:38:02.195
Go down there. I just
got my whole shit wet.

00:38:03.607 --> 00:38:07.443
Oh, shit. Well, let's try it this way.

00:38:07.444 --> 00:38:12.914
l don't think you want to try this way.
l think you want to try the other way.

00:38:14.701 --> 00:38:18.203
lf we didn't have these fucking packs,
it would be so much easier.

00:38:18.204 --> 00:38:19.705
-l don't mean to laugh.
-Dude, my feet are wet.

00:38:19.706 --> 00:38:23.591
Are you... ls that Michael laughing?

00:38:25.295 --> 00:38:29.798
-Shut the fuck up and cross the stream.
-He's laughing.

00:38:29.799 --> 00:38:33.851
Michael, that is the first time
l've heard you laugh in days.

00:38:36.973 --> 00:38:38.974
l'm really happy you find it very amusing

00:38:38.975 --> 00:38:40.768
that l'm going to be
incredibly uncomfortable

00:38:40.769 --> 00:38:43.145
for the rest of the day.

00:38:43.146 --> 00:38:46.315
Dude, uncomfortable just does not even...

00:38:46.316 --> 00:38:48.609
Can we keep going, please?

00:38:48.610 --> 00:38:51.695
No, we're going to chill out.

00:38:51.696 --> 00:38:52.863
l thought you wanted to get to the car.

00:38:52.864 --> 00:38:55.366
Oh, boy!

00:38:55.367 --> 00:38:59.328
-Okay, come on. Let's get up here.
-Oh, shit.

00:38:59.329 --> 00:39:02.206
You guys weren't lying to me
about the map, were you?

00:39:02.207 --> 00:39:03.874
'Cause this just seems like
you guys are having

00:39:03.875 --> 00:39:05.668
just a little bit too
much fun for my taste.

00:39:05.669 --> 00:39:08.170
-Heather.
-No, we're just going a little stir-crazy.

00:39:08.171 --> 00:39:11.674
Heather, Heather,
if you make me yell at this point,

00:39:11.675 --> 00:39:13.509
l'm going to have to yell at you, man.

00:39:13.510 --> 00:39:18.138
Come on, seriously, if you have the map,
l just want to know that you have it.

00:39:18.139 --> 00:39:20.391
That would just make me happy,
just to know that you have it.

00:39:20.392 --> 00:39:22.059
Heather...

00:39:22.060 --> 00:39:24.436
lf I know that you have it,
and I can at least see it,

00:39:24.437 --> 00:39:27.697
l will feel much better.

00:39:29.943 --> 00:39:31.986
Like, all we're trying to do
is be cool with you.

00:39:31.987 --> 00:39:33.612
l find it very cool that I get laughed at

00:39:33.613 --> 00:39:35.197
because my shoes are wet
for the rest of the day.

00:39:35.198 --> 00:39:38.624
l find it fucking hilarious.

00:39:41.329 --> 00:39:46.208
Heather, dude, all our shoes are wet.
We were laughing at the situation.

00:39:46.209 --> 00:39:48.335
-Fine.
-We're fucking hungry, we're fucking tired.

00:39:48.336 --> 00:39:49.670
What the hell else are we supposed

00:39:49.671 --> 00:39:51.380
-to do at this point?
-You know what?

00:39:51.381 --> 00:39:55.551
l kicked the...
l'm sorry, it's fucked up, it's fucked up.

00:39:55.552 --> 00:40:00.347
But I kicked that fucking map
into the creek yesterday.

00:40:00.348 --> 00:40:02.057
lt was useless.

00:40:02.058 --> 00:40:05.735
l kicked that fucker into the creek.

00:40:08.940 --> 00:40:12.276
l fucking hope he's kidding.

00:40:12.277 --> 00:40:14.611
-Mike?
-Holy shit.

00:40:14.612 --> 00:40:16.989
-l really fucking hope he's kidding.
-Mike, are you kidding?

00:40:16.990 --> 00:40:19.450
-l really fucking hope he's kidding.
-Mike, are you fucking kidding?

00:40:19.451 --> 00:40:21.368
l'm sorry, man. l'm sorry.

00:40:21.369 --> 00:40:22.828
You've got to be kidding me.

00:40:22.829 --> 00:40:25.998
-You have got to fucking be kidding me!
-You think this is a fucking game?

00:40:25.999 --> 00:40:27.624
-Get the fuck off me, man.
-What the fuck?

00:40:27.625 --> 00:40:29.376
Are you out of your fucking mind?

00:40:29.377 --> 00:40:31.587
No, l'm not out of my mind!
That map wasn't doing shit for us.

00:40:31.588 --> 00:40:33.088
Do you realize... Not to you,

00:40:33.089 --> 00:40:36.425
-but I knew what the fuck that map said!
-l'm sorry!

00:40:36.426 --> 00:40:39.261
-You are a fucking asshole!
-l'm sorry.

00:40:39.262 --> 00:40:43.223
-You're a fucking asshole! And if we...
-That map wasn't doing shit all day!

00:40:43.224 --> 00:40:46.602
lf we get hurt or we die out here,
it's your fucking fault!

00:40:46.603 --> 00:40:51.197
lt is your fucking fault!
Do you understand?

00:40:51.274 --> 00:40:55.152
l can't believe
you could be such an asshole!

00:40:55.153 --> 00:40:58.280
-What the fuck were you thinking?
-You're just fucking with my shit here!

00:40:58.281 --> 00:41:00.115
Okay, no... l'm not, l'm not...

00:41:00.116 --> 00:41:02.451
-That map was useless!
-lf this was your own...

00:41:02.452 --> 00:41:04.787
-That map was useless!
-lt was useless to you!

00:41:04.788 --> 00:41:07.623
Okay... Okay.

00:41:07.624 --> 00:41:09.958
This is not
why I brought you out here, man.

00:41:09.959 --> 00:41:12.961
-Okay. Okay.
-l'm sorry about the map, man.

00:41:12.962 --> 00:41:14.171
-What can I say?
-"Sorry"?

00:41:14.172 --> 00:41:16.215
-The map wasn't doing shit.
-Please, just don't say "sorry."

00:41:16.216 --> 00:41:18.509
The map was not worth shit to you.
l knew exactly

00:41:18.510 --> 00:41:20.636
-where we were on that map.
-lt wasn't worth shit to both of you.

00:41:20.637 --> 00:41:22.137
-l asked you...
-l knew exactly where we were

00:41:22.138 --> 00:41:23.388
-on that map!
-Listen to me!

00:41:23.389 --> 00:41:25.349
Yesterday, I asked you
what fucking river we were on...

00:41:25.350 --> 00:41:26.975
You shut up
or l'm going to fucking stick your head...

00:41:26.976 --> 00:41:29.394
Turn this fucking camera off!

00:41:29.395 --> 00:41:32.397
Give me the compass.

00:41:32.398 --> 00:41:35.651
You've betrayed us all beyond...
Way fucking beyond...

00:41:35.652 --> 00:41:37.820
-Bullshit, man.
-Give me the compass.

00:41:37.821 --> 00:41:40.155
You betrayed us when you couldn't
get us out of the woods last night.

00:41:40.156 --> 00:41:42.908
Yeah, thanks.

00:41:42.909 --> 00:41:44.493
-Can I hold the fucking compass now?
-No!

00:41:44.494 --> 00:41:47.621
-Can I hold the fucking compass?
-No.

00:41:47.622 --> 00:41:48.664
l bought the compass.

00:41:48.665 --> 00:41:50.457
-lf you wanted a compass...
-l don't give a shit.

00:41:50.458 --> 00:41:51.667
You should have bought
your own fucking compass.

00:41:51.668 --> 00:41:53.168
You fucked us up. He fucked us up.

00:41:53.169 --> 00:41:55.462
-l don't know why you can't admit...
-Let's just keep walking south.

00:41:55.463 --> 00:41:57.631
...that you've been screwed from
the moment we got out here, man.

00:41:57.632 --> 00:41:59.883
Because I haven't! Because I haven't.

00:41:59.884 --> 00:42:08.684
Why are we stopped?

00:42:09.602 --> 00:42:11.812
-Does... Does anybody have a...
-Just don't. Just don't.

00:42:11.813 --> 00:42:13.522
Does anybody have a reason
why we're stopped?

00:42:13.523 --> 00:42:16.866
That's all l'm asking you.

00:42:17.235 --> 00:42:21.572
What about the plan to keep going south?
We all seemed very happy with that plan.

00:42:21.573 --> 00:42:25.332
Why is that not a thing anymore?

00:42:28.413 --> 00:42:31.172
Jesus Christ.

00:42:34.043 --> 00:42:37.212
-What?
-There's all sorts of stuff down here!

00:42:37.213 --> 00:42:41.348
-What kind of stuff?
-Like, voodoo shit.

00:42:42.302 --> 00:42:44.386
-What?
-Like, voodoo stuff.

00:42:44.387 --> 00:42:47.855
-lt's hanging all over. Look around you.
-No way.

00:42:48.099 --> 00:42:51.942
-They're all over the place.
-Holy shit.

00:42:53.104 --> 00:42:55.355
Come up here, quick! I need to use the CP.

00:42:55.356 --> 00:42:58.567
Yeah, there's all sorts
of shit up here, man.

00:42:58.568 --> 00:43:01.952
This is fucking crazy shit.

00:43:04.157 --> 00:43:08.167
-Please, I got to get this on 16.
-Take the fucking camera.

00:43:11.247 --> 00:43:15.216
-What the fuck is this?
-l have no idea.

00:43:56.626 --> 00:44:01.428
Jesus Christ, that's fucking creepy.

00:44:04.092 --> 00:44:08.477
This is no redneck.
No redneck is this creative.

00:44:09.472 --> 00:44:13.141
-Can we get out of here now?
-Yeah, please?

00:44:13.142 --> 00:44:15.352
Okay, l've got everything on video, man.

00:44:15.353 --> 00:44:18.981
Jesus Christ, I didn't even
fucking see these, man.

00:44:18.982 --> 00:44:20.065
That's it, Heather.

00:44:20.066 --> 00:44:21.984
Heather, you've got enough, man. Let's go.

00:44:21.985 --> 00:44:24.444
-That's enough!
-Stop taping! Please, stop taping!

00:44:24.445 --> 00:44:25.862
-We've got it! lt's enough!
-Okay.

00:44:25.863 --> 00:44:28.824
Okay, okay, okay, we're leaving right now.

00:44:28.825 --> 00:44:33.912
Okay. Okay, we're out of here.
We're out of here. l'm leaving.

00:44:33.913 --> 00:44:35.205
Come on! Turn it off!

00:44:35.206 --> 00:44:40.593
Help! Help!

00:44:40.670 --> 00:44:43.554
Please, help us!

00:44:43.673 --> 00:44:45.215
Help us!

00:44:45.216 --> 00:44:47.301
This is not the way to get out of here.

00:44:47.302 --> 00:44:51.013
Fuck!

00:44:51.014 --> 00:44:55.559
l think it's safe to say at this point
that we're lost,

00:44:55.560 --> 00:44:58.478
and I don't know what to do.

00:44:58.479 --> 00:45:01.106
l think we should all get inside the tent.

00:45:01.107 --> 00:45:02.190
All right.

00:45:02.191 --> 00:45:04.735
Let's not light a fire tonight.

00:45:04.736 --> 00:45:07.821
-Yeah. -Because two nights
in a row we've lit a fire.

00:45:07.822 --> 00:45:09.364
We didn't light one the first night...

00:45:09.365 --> 00:45:10.741
-And nothing happened.
-...and nothing happened.

00:45:10.742 --> 00:45:13.869
We light fires, they know.
l haven't heard anything follow us.

00:45:13.870 --> 00:45:15.954
-We should even turn that light off, too.
-All right. All right.

00:45:15.955 --> 00:45:19.374
Seriously, man. Anything that's going
to attract attention to us at this point.

00:45:19.375 --> 00:45:23.344
Okay. Let's just go to sleep.

00:45:26.966 --> 00:45:29.475
What's going on?

00:45:36.476 --> 00:45:39.026
Oh, God.

00:45:42.732 --> 00:45:45.699
What's that sound?

00:46:03.169 --> 00:46:05.636
Jesus!

00:46:06.297 --> 00:46:09.299
-Jesus Christ, what if it's...
-What was that?

00:46:09.300 --> 00:46:10.801
-Jesus Christ.
-l'm going to put jeans on.

00:46:10.802 --> 00:46:12.177
Jesus! Jesus!

00:46:12.178 --> 00:46:13.929
Take the video camera.
No, get the DAT ready.

00:46:13.930 --> 00:46:19.149
l'm going to take the video camera.
l'm gonna record this shit.

00:46:22.897 --> 00:46:26.490
Oh, dear God! Oh, dear God!

00:46:31.697 --> 00:46:33.865
Go! Fucking go!

00:46:33.866 --> 00:46:36.243
Oh, God!

00:46:36.244 --> 00:46:39.586
God! Fucking God!

00:46:40.373 --> 00:46:42.791
-Hurry up!
-l'm coming!

00:46:42.792 --> 00:46:45.252
My boots aren't laced.

00:46:45.253 --> 00:46:47.963
Oh, my God! What the fuck is that?

00:46:47.964 --> 00:46:51.098
What the fuck is that?

00:46:57.640 --> 00:47:00.065
Shit!

00:47:00.351 --> 00:47:03.026
Oh, my God!

00:47:05.982 --> 00:47:08.400
Mike, where are you going?

00:47:08.401 --> 00:47:10.909
Holy shit.

00:47:17.285 --> 00:47:19.953
Turn the lights off. Turn the lights off.

00:47:19.954 --> 00:47:23.964
Turn that light off. Turn it off, Josh.

00:47:25.084 --> 00:47:33.140
All lights off. All lights off.

00:47:35.678 --> 00:47:38.638
-l'm soaking.
-lt's okay.

00:47:38.639 --> 00:47:42.267
What's that? What the fuck is going on?

00:47:42.268 --> 00:47:45.611
What the fuck is going on?

00:47:49.108 --> 00:47:51.568
Did you hear that baby screaming?

00:47:51.569 --> 00:47:53.904
Shut the fuck up.
There's no fucking baby out there.

00:47:53.905 --> 00:47:56.156
-Yes, there was.
-There's no fucking baby out there.

00:47:56.157 --> 00:47:59.625
Okay. Okay. Okay.

00:48:00.828 --> 00:48:05.005
l haven't heard anything since we ran away.

00:48:05.875 --> 00:48:08.710
Oh, my God, it's cold.

00:48:08.711 --> 00:48:11.379
-We should be quiet, okay?
-Okay, okay.

00:48:11.380 --> 00:48:14.389
We should be quiet.

00:48:20.181 --> 00:48:24.650
l don't hear anything anymore.
Maybe we should go back.

00:48:25.978 --> 00:48:27.938
How long have we been here?

00:48:27.939 --> 00:48:31.448
l don't know. A fucking hour.

00:48:31.859 --> 00:48:35.369
The sun's up. We're okay now.

00:48:35.738 --> 00:48:37.531
Let's just get back. Let's pack shit up.

00:48:37.532 --> 00:48:40.624
-Let's get out.
-Okay.

00:48:42.245 --> 00:48:44.746
What the fuck, man?

00:48:44.747 --> 00:48:48.542
-Where's my pack?
-Your pack is right there. Where's my pack?

00:48:48.543 --> 00:48:51.552
What the fuck, man?

00:48:57.593 --> 00:49:00.470
How come we're getting
fucked with like this?

00:49:00.471 --> 00:49:02.597
They just opened it up.

00:49:02.598 --> 00:49:06.977
-They spilled all my fucking water.
-That looks like slime, man.

00:49:06.978 --> 00:49:08.979
lt's just water, man.

00:49:08.980 --> 00:49:11.606
-lt is slime. What the fuck is that?
-lt's slime, dude.

00:49:11.607 --> 00:49:12.941
Let's get this shit packed up
and get out of here.

00:49:12.942 --> 00:49:15.777
-Come on, Heather. Turn that thing off.
-Heather, come on, let's go.

00:49:15.778 --> 00:49:17.153
Heather, let's move it.

00:49:17.154 --> 00:49:18.488
l'm not interested in anything anymore.
Let's go.

00:49:18.489 --> 00:49:21.283
-l know! I know!
-So, turn it off.

00:49:21.284 --> 00:49:24.869
Just relax for just a second.
Have we gotten everything here?

00:49:24.870 --> 00:49:26.871
-Like I give a shit.
-Whose shit was thrown around?

00:49:26.872 --> 00:49:30.507
-Who specifically?
-lt's my shit!

00:49:31.544 --> 00:49:32.627
-My shit.
-Why you?

00:49:32.628 --> 00:49:35.171
Let's go! Let's go.
Are you not scared enough?

00:49:35.172 --> 00:49:36.423
No, but why you?

00:49:36.424 --> 00:49:38.967
-Put the camera down. This is not funny.
-l'm coming.

00:49:38.968 --> 00:49:41.303
Do I look like l'm laughing at all?

00:49:41.304 --> 00:49:44.347
No, but you're going around
doing your documentary thing, man.

00:49:44.348 --> 00:49:46.683
-You're still doing your fucking thing.
-Don't fucking...

00:49:46.684 --> 00:49:48.977
Then turn the goddamn thing off!

00:49:48.978 --> 00:49:52.981
lf you bite me one more time,
l will throw you in the fucking woods.

00:49:52.982 --> 00:49:54.149
You touch my camera one more time,

00:49:54.150 --> 00:49:55.317
-l'll bite you again.
-Turn that thing off!

00:49:55.318 --> 00:49:57.986
-Sorry.
-l didn't mean it, okay?

00:49:57.987 --> 00:50:00.739
-Are you all right?
-l'm fine. I just...

00:50:00.740 --> 00:50:03.992
l want to go home, but it's important...
l just want to get what we can.

00:50:03.993 --> 00:50:06.793
What the fuck?

00:50:07.330 --> 00:50:09.497
ls this possible?

00:50:09.498 --> 00:50:12.167
Okay, all right.

00:50:12.168 --> 00:50:13.627
Here I go.

00:50:13.628 --> 00:50:16.588
l hate crossing streams on logs.

00:50:16.589 --> 00:50:20.175
lf I never cross another stream
on a log for the rest of my life,

00:50:20.176 --> 00:50:23.226
l will die a happy girl.

00:50:23.846 --> 00:50:28.106
l see why you like
this video camera so much.

00:50:28.184 --> 00:50:32.194
-You do?
-lt's not quite reality.

00:50:34.065 --> 00:50:36.900
Reality says we got to move.

00:50:36.901 --> 00:50:41.411
No, but it's totally like
a filtered reality, man.

00:50:41.739 --> 00:50:46.959
lt's like you can pretend
everything's not quite the way it is.

00:50:48.537 --> 00:50:50.372
Just leave him alone for now.

00:50:50.373 --> 00:50:53.375
-We need to go.
-Just leave him alone for five minutes.

00:50:53.376 --> 00:50:56.002
-Mike...
-Just leave him alone.

00:50:56.003 --> 00:51:00.013
Five minutes. Come on. He's lost it.

00:51:00.132 --> 00:51:01.716
l know that, but we're all on the brink

00:51:01.717 --> 00:51:04.010
-of losing it.
-l know we are.

00:51:04.011 --> 00:51:05.970
-We got to take care of each other.
-l know.

00:51:05.971 --> 00:51:07.389
And there's no way we're taking care of him

00:51:07.390 --> 00:51:10.225
if we're going to throw the camera
in his face if he's crying.

00:51:10.226 --> 00:51:12.352
-l know that.
-l know you know.

00:51:12.353 --> 00:51:14.062
l know we're both about to lose it,

00:51:14.063 --> 00:51:16.940
-but let's try and keep the last
wits we have. -We have to...

00:51:16.941 --> 00:51:18.817
l understand we have to go.
Believe me, I know.

00:51:18.818 --> 00:51:21.653
lt's hard for all of us to hold it together.
We need to get out of here

00:51:21.654 --> 00:51:23.405
-in one piece, and this is not helping.
-l know this.

00:51:23.406 --> 00:51:25.990
You're not telling me
anything I don't know.

00:51:25.991 --> 00:51:29.786
-Just let him have his...
-Does anybody have a cigarette?

00:51:29.787 --> 00:51:33.248
-No, man.
-No, there's none left.

00:51:33.249 --> 00:51:35.333
Nobody has any cigarettes?

00:51:35.334 --> 00:51:37.968
We're out.

00:51:39.422 --> 00:51:44.426
What the fuck was this blue jelly shit
all over my shit?

00:51:44.427 --> 00:51:47.971
Let's go. Let's go.

00:51:47.972 --> 00:51:51.725
lf we keep going south, we will get out.

00:51:51.726 --> 00:51:54.102
Please.

00:51:54.103 --> 00:51:57.939
l don't want to set up camp
another fucking night, man.

00:51:57.940 --> 00:52:00.734
-Josh, none of us do.
-l know. I know you don't.

00:52:00.735 --> 00:52:04.195
Whatever it is, is going to come back.
We know that for a fact.

00:52:04.196 --> 00:52:05.488
We don't know that for a fact.

00:52:05.489 --> 00:52:08.408
lt came three nights in a row,
and it's getting worse every night.

00:52:08.409 --> 00:52:11.035
l would love to hear this right now.
l really would.

00:52:11.036 --> 00:52:14.456
l'm just trying to say that,
you know, we have to

00:52:14.457 --> 00:52:16.374
-rationally say...
-l know.

00:52:16.375 --> 00:52:20.503
They might very well go on forever
compared to our footsteps.

00:52:20.504 --> 00:52:22.505
Not possible.

00:52:22.506 --> 00:52:25.675
-Not possible in this country.
-Why is it not possible?

00:52:25.676 --> 00:52:27.802
Because this is America
and it's not possible.

00:52:27.803 --> 00:52:29.804
We've destroyed
most of our natural resources.

00:52:29.805 --> 00:52:32.105
Let's just keep going.

00:52:50.451 --> 00:52:56.088
No, that's the tree we crossed.
That tree is down. That's the same one.

00:52:57.041 --> 00:53:00.043
-Oh, God!
-No. Oh, no.

00:53:00.044 --> 00:53:03.671
You've got to be kidding me!
This is a joke!

00:53:03.672 --> 00:53:07.300
-No...
-This is not funny!

00:53:07.301 --> 00:53:09.344
Mike, just please stop.

00:53:09.345 --> 00:53:11.346
Please... Please stop.

00:53:11.347 --> 00:53:14.064
Please stop.

00:53:14.099 --> 00:53:15.850
-Please stop.
-Oh, no!

00:53:15.851 --> 00:53:19.736
No. No, Mike, it's not the same log.

00:53:20.022 --> 00:53:22.190
-lt's not the same log, Mike.
-lt's the same one!

00:53:22.191 --> 00:53:25.527
-Look, it's not.
-lt is! Open your eyes!

00:53:25.528 --> 00:53:28.703
lt's not the same log.

00:53:30.074 --> 00:53:31.866
lt's not...

00:53:31.867 --> 00:53:34.702
lt's not the same log.

00:53:34.703 --> 00:53:37.129
Fuck.

00:53:41.794 --> 00:53:43.795
-Fuck!
-lt's the same log.

00:53:43.796 --> 00:53:45.964
-Fuck!
-Fuck!

00:53:45.965 --> 00:53:48.633
lt's the same log.

00:53:48.634 --> 00:53:51.386
Fuck you, God!

00:53:51.387 --> 00:53:54.354
lt's the same log.

00:54:00.646 --> 00:54:02.063
Okay.

00:54:02.064 --> 00:54:08.577
lt's okay. lt's okay.

00:54:09.029 --> 00:54:12.907
Where do you want to go to camp?
l guess today south didn't work out,

00:54:12.908 --> 00:54:17.537
so tomorrow we'll go east.
l don't know what to say, Josh.

00:54:17.538 --> 00:54:19.956
How the fuck did we walk south
all day and wind up...

00:54:19.957 --> 00:54:24.252
We've walked south all day, okay?
We walked south all fucking day.

00:54:24.253 --> 00:54:27.387
l don't know how we ended up here.

00:54:33.554 --> 00:54:38.064
Do you expect me to do something
or say something?

00:54:45.107 --> 00:54:48.575
What do you want to do, Josh?

00:54:53.115 --> 00:54:55.540
Josh?

00:54:59.246 --> 00:55:02.839
l want to make movies, Heather.

00:55:04.084 --> 00:55:07.761
lsn't that what we're here to do?

00:55:08.005 --> 00:55:11.723
-Let's make some movies.
-Fuck you.

00:55:12.760 --> 00:55:15.303
Fuck you. Really. Fuck you.

00:55:15.304 --> 00:55:17.639
Please, let's not fight. Please.

00:55:17.640 --> 00:55:21.601
Come on, I can't. I can't listen to fighting.
l can't fight.

00:55:21.602 --> 00:55:24.812
We're screwed and that's it.
Please stop fighting.

00:55:24.813 --> 00:55:27.489
Both of you.

00:55:27.566 --> 00:55:30.818
l'll do the first watch.

00:55:30.819 --> 00:55:33.787
l got first watch.

00:55:40.537 --> 00:55:43.498
-Come on, you can do better than that.
-This is not the place or the time, guys.

00:55:43.499 --> 00:55:46.042
-We have things to prepare for here.
-Okay, here's your motivation.

00:55:46.043 --> 00:55:49.879
You're lost, you're angry in the woods,
and no one here is here to help you.

00:55:49.880 --> 00:55:52.048
There's a fucking witch
and she keeps leaving shit

00:55:52.049 --> 00:55:53.383
-outside your door.
-Josh.

00:55:53.384 --> 00:55:56.260
There's no one here to help you.
She left little trinkets.

00:55:56.261 --> 00:55:57.845
-Josh.
-You fucking took one of them.

00:55:57.846 --> 00:55:59.931
She ran after us.
There's no one here to help you.

00:55:59.932 --> 00:56:02.934
-Josh!
-We walked for 15 hours today.

00:56:02.935 --> 00:56:04.852
We ended up in the same place.

00:56:04.853 --> 00:56:06.270
-There's no one here to help you.
-Just stop.

00:56:06.271 --> 00:56:07.522
-Josh!
-That's your motivation!

00:56:07.523 --> 00:56:09.524
Would you please stop?

00:56:09.525 --> 00:56:12.318
That's your motivation.

00:56:12.319 --> 00:56:16.406
-Please stop.
-Josh. Just quit it.

00:56:16.407 --> 00:56:18.574
-She's had enough.
-Please stop.

00:56:18.575 --> 00:56:20.618
Come on, man, you got her back. Good one.

00:56:20.619 --> 00:56:23.162
No, she's still making movies, man.
That's my point.

00:56:23.163 --> 00:56:24.872
-Please stop.
-This is my point here.

00:56:24.873 --> 00:56:28.626
lt's all I fucking have left, okay?
Just please stop.

00:56:28.627 --> 00:56:31.004
Please stop.

00:56:31.005 --> 00:56:35.015
Just please stop yelling at me, please.

00:56:38.971 --> 00:56:42.515
Come on, l'm fucking tired
of crying all day here.

00:56:42.516 --> 00:56:45.309
We got to think like human beings.
We have things to prepare for.

00:56:45.310 --> 00:56:49.404
We got to make shifts. We got lots to do.

00:56:54.570 --> 00:56:58.872
You going to write us
a happy ending, Heather?

00:57:06.206 --> 00:57:08.875
Come on, man, turn it off.

00:57:08.876 --> 00:57:13.386
You're getting like she was.
Come on, turn it off.

00:57:15.924 --> 00:57:19.469
Dude, I can't believe we're even
stitching those pants at this point, man.

00:57:19.470 --> 00:57:21.929
Well, l'm cold, man.

00:57:21.930 --> 00:57:23.765
-l know.
-l hear you.

00:57:23.766 --> 00:57:26.809
-l know.
-The smallest comforts we can get are good.

00:57:26.810 --> 00:57:29.604
Doesn't it just seem absurd, though,
at this point?

00:57:29.605 --> 00:57:31.105
Yes, it does.

00:57:31.106 --> 00:57:33.441
A lot of things seem absurd.

00:57:33.442 --> 00:57:36.736
Like sleeping right where we were
pretty much sleeping last night.

00:57:36.737 --> 00:57:40.573
That's just fucking me up, period.

00:57:40.574 --> 00:57:44.709
That's just fucked up, man. That's just...

00:57:47.873 --> 00:57:51.459
-l'm sorry, man.
-You chill. lt's all right.

00:57:51.460 --> 00:57:55.004
-l'm sorry, Heather.
-lt's okay.

00:57:55.005 --> 00:57:57.757
Who wants a cheeseburger?

00:57:57.758 --> 00:57:59.967
l do. I do.

00:57:59.968 --> 00:58:04.646
-l got a cheeseburger in my back pocket.
-Do you?

00:58:04.681 --> 00:58:06.849
Can I have a light to cut this?

00:58:06.850 --> 00:58:09.685
-You know what I fucking love?
-What?

00:58:09.686 --> 00:58:12.396
Mashed potatoes.

00:58:12.397 --> 00:58:14.948
Me, too.

00:58:16.068 --> 00:58:19.661
My mom's mashed potatoes.

00:58:23.075 --> 00:58:26.793
You'll have them again very soon.

00:58:26.870 --> 00:58:31.089
My mom's mashed potatoes
and a piece of ass.

00:58:31.917 --> 00:58:34.300
Josh!

00:58:36.797 --> 00:58:39.590
Fuck, Mike, we never go out of earshot.

00:58:39.591 --> 00:58:43.226
-Josh!
-Hold on, calm down.

00:58:43.971 --> 00:58:45.680
How could l...

00:58:45.681 --> 00:58:54.481
Josh!

00:58:54.565 --> 00:58:56.524
He's probably at the river or something.

00:58:56.525 --> 00:58:59.026
lf he was at the river,
he could hear me from here.

00:58:59.027 --> 00:59:02.078
-Josh!
-Josh!

00:59:04.032 --> 00:59:06.659
Got to wait for him to respond.

00:59:06.660 --> 00:59:11.004
-Do you remember what he said yesterday?
-What?

00:59:11.623 --> 00:59:15.758
About the shit on his bag, about how...

00:59:16.962 --> 00:59:18.796
Josh!

00:59:18.797 --> 00:59:22.049
Let's go. We got to find him.

00:59:22.050 --> 00:59:24.385
-Come on.
-We can't even find the car!

00:59:24.386 --> 00:59:26.637
How the fuck are we going to find Josh?

00:59:26.638 --> 00:59:27.972
Heather, come on.

00:59:27.973 --> 00:59:29.891
-No. No.
-Come on, come on.

00:59:29.892 --> 00:59:31.100
-l'm fine.
-Come here, come on.

00:59:31.101 --> 00:59:32.894
Relax, relax.

00:59:32.895 --> 00:59:34.729
All right, we'll relax.
We'll break down the tent.

00:59:34.730 --> 00:59:38.274
When he's back, we'll be ready to go, okay?

00:59:38.275 --> 00:59:39.650
l'm losing my mind, Mike.

00:59:39.651 --> 00:59:43.369
-Josh hasn't come back.
-Heather!

00:59:43.530 --> 00:59:47.207
-l'm over here, Mike.
-Okay.

00:59:48.493 --> 00:59:52.545
l don't know if Josh ran off. I don't...

00:59:52.581 --> 00:59:55.673
All his shit's here.

00:59:55.918 --> 00:59:58.377
l've got the camera.

00:59:58.378 --> 01:00:01.589
l don't know how the fuck
l'm going to hike with that camera, but...

01:00:01.590 --> 01:00:03.424
You sure you want to
take the fucking camera?

01:00:03.425 --> 01:00:06.761
We've got to take the camera.

01:00:06.762 --> 01:00:13.858
How do you feel about east?

01:00:14.436 --> 01:00:17.737
Well, south didn't work.

01:00:18.023 --> 01:00:19.232
Which wicked witch was worse,

01:00:19.233 --> 01:00:23.653
The Wicked Witch of the East
or The Wicked Witch of the West?

01:00:23.654 --> 01:00:26.614
The Wicked Witch of the West
was the bad one.

01:00:26.615 --> 01:00:29.958
Well, let's go east.

01:00:31.828 --> 01:00:34.622
What the hell's that?

01:00:34.623 --> 01:00:37.006
Josh?

01:00:37.584 --> 01:00:39.968
Josh!

01:00:40.963 --> 01:00:44.764
We're going to put up the tent now.

01:00:54.559 --> 01:00:56.769
l'm going to have a meatball.

01:00:56.770 --> 01:01:00.564
-Just one meatball?
-And a long, red glass of wine.

01:01:00.565 --> 01:01:03.776
Yeah, I would definitely
have a whole fucking bottle of Bordeaux.

01:01:03.777 --> 01:01:05.987
And a fresh pack of smokes.

01:01:05.988 --> 01:01:09.573
Smokes would be good,
and a long, hot bath.

01:01:09.574 --> 01:01:10.992
And a big pumpkin pie.

01:01:10.993 --> 01:01:14.711
A big pumpkin pie. With ice cream?

01:01:15.080 --> 01:01:19.000
-Warm, with melty ice cream.
-Yeah, that sounds good.

01:01:19.001 --> 01:01:23.261
What's your favorite thing
to do on a Sunday?

01:01:23.797 --> 01:01:27.508
lt used to be drive to the woods
and go hiking.

01:01:27.509 --> 01:01:31.178
But I think that...

01:01:31.179 --> 01:01:36.149
-That might change now.
-l think you can scratch that off.

01:01:44.526 --> 01:01:47.035
Oh, God.

01:01:49.281 --> 01:01:52.074
Should we go for him?

01:01:52.075 --> 01:01:54.876
ls it a trick?

01:02:03.295 --> 01:02:05.678
Josh?

01:02:06.256 --> 01:02:08.681
Josh!

01:02:12.679 --> 01:02:15.730
-lt's stopped.
-Josh!

01:02:19.686 --> 01:02:22.862
Where's it coming from?

01:02:31.531 --> 01:02:33.915
Josh!

01:02:35.577 --> 01:02:39.712
Josh, where are you?
Tell me where you are!

01:02:41.833 --> 01:02:44.509
Oh, my God!

01:02:45.003 --> 01:02:47.345
No.

01:02:48.173 --> 01:02:51.349
Fuck. Oh, God.

01:02:51.593 --> 01:02:54.261
Do you think that it's
them fucking with us?

01:02:54.262 --> 01:02:56.305
l don't know.

01:02:56.306 --> 01:02:58.731
Josh!

01:03:00.602 --> 01:03:04.529
-ls it over here?
-No, it's over here.

01:03:04.773 --> 01:03:08.157
Josh!

01:03:14.282 --> 01:03:17.333
We'll look for him.

01:03:28.588 --> 01:03:32.133
l don't know if it's really him.
l don't know if it's really him.

01:03:32.134 --> 01:03:34.559
Josh!

01:03:44.396 --> 01:03:47.523
l don't even know where to look.

01:03:47.524 --> 01:03:49.991
Josh!

01:03:51.486 --> 01:03:54.996
Tell me where you are, Josh!

01:03:57.200 --> 01:03:58.909
Mike?

01:03:58.910 --> 01:04:03.296
-Please don't fall asleep.
-l can't fall asleep.

01:04:05.959 --> 01:04:10.219
Whatever it is, knows that Josh is gone.

01:04:14.759 --> 01:04:19.228
lf that was Josh,
he would have said where he was.

01:04:22.184 --> 01:04:25.985
Whatever it was, sounded like Josh.

01:04:26.646 --> 01:04:28.988
See.

01:04:29.024 --> 01:04:32.902
l just want to show that Mike is here.

01:04:32.903 --> 01:04:35.703
He's sleeping.

01:04:41.703 --> 01:04:44.253
Oh, shit.

01:04:46.708 --> 01:04:49.884
What the hell is that?

01:04:51.713 --> 01:04:54.430
-Mike?
-What?

01:04:55.050 --> 01:04:58.184
There's something out here.

01:05:03.391 --> 01:05:07.693
Okay. Okay. Okay.

01:05:07.812 --> 01:05:10.564
Okay, l'm just going to move it
from the front of the tent.

01:05:10.565 --> 01:05:14.527
-Get rid of it.
-Okay. l'm taking it away.

01:05:14.528 --> 01:05:18.656
l'm taking it away from
the front of the tent.

01:05:18.657 --> 01:05:21.874
l'm just throwing it.

01:05:23.745 --> 01:05:26.045
Okay.

01:05:26.331 --> 01:05:28.541
We'll just keep walking.

01:05:28.542 --> 01:05:31.300
-Okay?
-Okay.

01:05:32.170 --> 01:05:34.338
-Just keep walking.
-Okay.

01:05:34.339 --> 01:05:36.173
l found some cigarettes.

01:05:36.174 --> 01:05:38.676
l found them all the way
at the bottom of my pack.

01:05:38.677 --> 01:05:41.053
Which means we're still alive,
'cause we're smoking.

01:05:41.054 --> 01:05:43.396
Okay.

01:06:17.966 --> 01:06:22.226
l'm just going to undo this very quietly
and see what's in here.

01:06:31.563 --> 01:06:34.780
lt's all full of blood.

01:06:47.954 --> 01:06:50.379
No.

01:07:13.355 --> 01:07:16.231
Shit. Shit.

01:07:16.232 --> 01:07:17.532
Shit.

01:07:23.365 --> 01:07:32.165
Oh, my God.

01:07:36.252 --> 01:07:38.128
Okay.

01:07:38.129 --> 01:07:41.090
Okay, see? Okay...

01:07:41.091 --> 01:07:43.516
Yeah?

01:07:43.677 --> 01:07:47.096
-What are you doing?
-l'm okay. l'm just washing my hands off.

01:07:47.097 --> 01:07:50.557
-What?
-l'm just washing my hands off.

01:07:50.558 --> 01:07:53.852
l'm fine. l'm going to put my gloves on...

01:07:53.853 --> 01:07:58.399
l'm going to put my gloves on my hands.
l'm going to put my gloves on my hands.

01:07:58.400 --> 01:08:02.368
l'm going to put my gloves on my hands.

01:08:03.571 --> 01:08:06.490
-You all right?
-l'm okay. l'm okay.

01:08:06.491 --> 01:08:08.874
Okay.

01:08:09.411 --> 01:08:12.162
l'm okay. l'm okay.

01:08:12.163 --> 01:08:16.583
-You need help?
-No, no. No, I don't need any help.

01:08:16.584 --> 01:08:17.710
l'm okay.

01:08:17.711 --> 01:08:19.753
-What happened?
-Nothing. Nothing happened.

01:08:19.754 --> 01:08:23.590
l'm just very hungry and l'm very tired
and l'm very scared

01:08:23.591 --> 01:08:25.676
-and I just want to go home, okay?
-Okay.

01:08:25.677 --> 01:08:29.395
But l'm fine, and we're both okay.

01:08:32.058 --> 01:08:34.442
Okay.

01:08:35.770 --> 01:08:38.738
My hair's caught.

01:08:40.150 --> 01:08:43.242
Thank you. Thank you.

01:08:45.572 --> 01:08:49.582
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

01:09:31.993 --> 01:09:35.329
2, 130 games,

01:09:35.330 --> 01:09:39.298
one more season and Cal Ripken is king!

01:09:40.001 --> 01:09:43.052
Cal Ripken is king!

01:09:43.254 --> 01:09:46.006
And I won't get to see it

01:09:46.007 --> 01:09:49.433
'cause I'll be in the woods!

01:10:03.399 --> 01:10:07.326
Tell me you're not eating a dry leaf.

01:10:17.705 --> 01:10:21.006
l just want to apologize

01:10:21.292 --> 01:10:28.764
to Mike's mom and Josh's mom
and my mom...

01:10:31.427 --> 01:10:34.770
And l'm sorry to everyone.

01:10:36.099 --> 01:10:39.024
l was very naive.

01:10:42.397 --> 01:10:49.869
l am so, so sorry
for everything that has happened

01:10:50.572 --> 01:10:55.708
because in spite of what Mike says now,
it is my fault

01:10:56.411 --> 01:10:59.204
because it was my project

01:10:59.205 --> 01:11:02.131
and I insisted.

01:11:02.542 --> 01:11:05.252
l insisted on everything.

01:11:05.253 --> 01:11:08.888
l insisted that we weren't lost.

01:11:09.424 --> 01:11:12.933
l insisted that we keep going.

01:11:13.011 --> 01:11:16.562
l insisted that we walk south.

01:11:17.140 --> 01:11:20.183
Everything had to be my way

01:11:20.184 --> 01:11:23.770
and this is where we've ended up.

01:11:23.771 --> 01:11:27.399
And it's all because of me
that we're here now,

01:11:27.400 --> 01:11:31.202
hungry and cold

01:11:32.030 --> 01:11:34.705
and hunted.

01:11:38.995 --> 01:11:43.589
l love you, Mom and Dad.

01:11:45.793 --> 01:11:48.594
l am so sorry.

01:11:53.760 --> 01:11:56.518
What is that?

01:12:08.149 --> 01:12:11.234
l'm scared to close my eyes.

01:12:11.235 --> 01:12:14.495
l'm scared to open them.

01:12:20.411 --> 01:12:22.663
Oh, God.

01:12:22.664 --> 01:12:26.006
l'm going to die out here.

01:12:28.795 --> 01:12:31.546
-You got it?
-You ready?

01:12:31.547 --> 01:12:33.006
Somebody!

01:12:33.007 --> 01:12:37.101
-Jesus Christ.
-Please don't go out there.

01:12:45.269 --> 01:12:47.145
-Okay.
-You ready?

01:12:47.146 --> 01:12:48.647
Here, take this light.

01:12:48.648 --> 01:12:51.191
Please!

01:12:51.192 --> 01:12:54.994
lt's okay. lt can't be him.

01:13:31.357 --> 01:13:34.026
Please, follow my voice!

01:13:34.027 --> 01:13:37.578
Holy shit. lt's a house.

01:13:37.780 --> 01:13:39.573
-Holy shit.
-Watch your step.

01:13:39.574 --> 01:13:42.708
Holy shit. Holy shit.

01:14:02.805 --> 01:14:05.230
Josh?

01:14:18.196 --> 01:14:21.990
Mike. Mike. Mike.

01:14:21.991 --> 01:14:24.576
-Mike?
-Come on.

01:14:24.577 --> 01:14:26.286
Mike, where the fuck are you?

01:14:26.287 --> 01:14:28.789
Come on. ln the house.

01:14:28.790 --> 01:14:32.508
Mike, do not go in there, please.

01:14:39.300 --> 01:14:41.725
Mike.

01:14:44.097 --> 01:14:45.472
Mike?

01:14:45.473 --> 01:14:47.898
Mike!

01:14:49.936 --> 01:14:52.395
Mike, please.

01:14:52.396 --> 01:14:56.031
-Mike, where are you?
-l'm right here!

01:15:02.240 --> 01:15:06.041
-Where is he?
-Mike, please don't do this.

01:15:14.836 --> 01:15:17.845
-ls he in here?
-No.

01:15:31.686 --> 01:15:33.228
Jesus.

01:15:33.229 --> 01:15:35.612
Where is he?

01:15:35.690 --> 01:15:38.699
Do we go upstairs?

01:15:39.318 --> 01:15:41.736
l hear him. I hear him.

01:15:41.737 --> 01:15:44.955
l hear you! Josh?

01:15:52.331 --> 01:15:55.340
l'm going upstairs!

01:16:03.176 --> 01:16:05.468
Oh, God.

01:16:05.469 --> 01:16:08.270
You hear that?

01:16:08.764 --> 01:16:12.274
Where is he? Where are you?

01:16:13.895 --> 01:16:17.029
Come on. Josh?

01:16:19.233 --> 01:16:22.027
l hear him downstairs.

01:16:22.028 --> 01:16:25.662
Come on! I hear him downstairs!

01:16:25.698 --> 01:16:27.824
-Mike!
-Come on!

01:16:27.825 --> 01:16:29.576
-Mike!
-Josh!

01:16:29.577 --> 01:16:32.002
Wait!

01:16:33.915 --> 01:16:36.458
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

01:16:36.459 --> 01:16:37.626
-Josh?
-Mike!

01:16:37.627 --> 01:16:41.421
-Josh, is that you down there?
-Mike!

01:16:41.422 --> 01:16:43.889
Mike!

01:16:44.550 --> 01:16:46.934
Josh.

01:16:48.012 --> 01:16:56.812
Mike!

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