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High school is like the
training wheels...

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for the bicycle of real life.

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It is a time when young people can
explore different fields of interests

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and hopefully learn
from their experiences.

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In coming to terms with my
own personal setback...

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I have been able to learn...

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that I don't need to rely
on drugs and alcohol...

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and that I'm very lucky...

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that more people besides
myself and Kerry...

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weren't injured in the accident.

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And I have learned...

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that to overcome
life's obstacles...

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you need faith, hope...

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and above all, a sense of humor.

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No more education

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It's time for celebration

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'Cause this is the day of
our high school graduation

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We've stayed for the duration

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Achieved matriculation

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Now we're the newest members
of the general population

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God, what a bunch of retards.

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God, I know. I thought that chipmunk
face was never going to shut up.

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I know. I liked her so much better when
she was an alcoholic crack addict.

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She gets in one car wreck...

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and all of the sudden she's Little
Miss Perfect and everyone loves her.

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Let's see if they gave
me the right diploma.

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- What?
- What?

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These assholes are saying I
have to go to summer school...

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- and take some stupid art class.
- Why?

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God, I didn't think that just
because you get an "F"...

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you have to take the
whole class over again.

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Loser.

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Wow. This is so bad,
it's almost good.

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This is so bad, it's gone past
good and back to bad again.

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At least we'll never have to see...

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any of these creepy
faces ever again.

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Unless they're in your
summer school class.

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Shut up.

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- Don't turn around.
- What? Why?

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- Don't turn around.
- Damn it.

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Oh, my God. You guys,
I can't believe we made it.

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Yeah. We graduated high school.

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How totally amazing.

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So, what are you guys
doing this summer?

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Nothing.

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Well, I'm going to this
actor's workshop...

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and I'm hoping to
start auditions soon.

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Oh, we have to get
together this summer.

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Yeah. That'll definitely happen.

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Well, bye, you guys.

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Congratulations!

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- Hey, Rebecca.
- Oh, hi.

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So, we finally...

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What about me?
Am I not even here?

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Hey, Enid.

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- So, we finally made it, huh?
- Yeah.

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So, where are you going
to go to college?

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We're not.

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Really?

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Both of you? Why not?

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Just because.

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Yeah, we made other plans.

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I guess I should have figured...

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that you two would do
something different.

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So, Todd, what are you going
to be when you grow up?

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Well, I'm majoring in
Business Administration...

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and thinking of minoring
in Communications, so...

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See, that's exactly the type of
thing we're trying to avoid.

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Look at this.

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Is Stacy Himmler going
out with Rod Harbaugh?

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Oh, God. How perfect.

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He better watch out, or he'll get
AIDS when he date-rapes her.

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Where is the love

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You said you'd give to me

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As soon as you were free?

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Will it ever be?

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God, just think.
We'll never see Dennis again.

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Good.

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No, really.
Think about that.

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It's actually totally depressing.

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Is it crazy for an oil company
to care about the environment?

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We don't think so.

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I already told you I'm
not going to college.

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I think it's a good idea to
keep all your options open.

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You can even enroll in
the winter quarter.

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Actually, you could live here...

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and go to the city
college part time...

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and still get a job if you want.

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Look at me.
I'm not even listening...

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to a word you're saying.

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Did I tell you who I ran
into at the bagel place?

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Who?

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- Guess.
- How should I know?

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Well, someone from the past.

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- Who?
- You give up?

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- Yes.
- Maxine.

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- Not the Maxine?
- Yeah.

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Oh, God. How horrifying.

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It's very good.

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Jesus.

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Check out these people behind you.

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I'm totally convinced
they're Satanists.

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So when are we gonna start
looking for our apartment?

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Soon.

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I have to wait and see how
this summer class goes first.

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God, it's so weird that we're
finally out of high school.

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We've been waiting for
this our whole lives.

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It's such a weird feeling.

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Yeah.
It hasn't really hit me yet.

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Well, well, well.

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If it isn't Enid and Rebecca...

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the little Jewish girl
and her Aryan friend.

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- You're late, asshole.
- Fine, and how are you?

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Did you bring the tape?

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You never paid me for that tape
of the Indian dance routine.

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Yes, I did.

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You Jews are so clever with money.

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Fuck you! You stupid redneck hick.

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Oh, my God.
Look, the Satanists are leaving.

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Hey, we should follow them.

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Oh, we totally have to.

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Oh, my God!

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So, what do you do if
you're a Satanist, anyway?

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Sacrifice virgins and stuff.

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Well, that lets us off the hook.

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How the hell did we get
so far behind them?

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I don't know.
That's just great.

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- Jesus!
- Oh, yay.

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Oh, my God. Look at this.

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"Wowsville"?
Authentic Fifties diner?

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Since when were there
mini-malls in the 1950s?

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Who could forget this great
hit from the Fifties, huh?

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I feel as though I've
stepped into a time warp.

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Hey, check out the awesome
Fifties hairdo on our waiter.

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Hi. My name is Allen...

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and I'll be your
waiter this afternoon.

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- Hi, Al.
- Can we call you "Weird Al"?

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I'd imagine so.

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You should check out the personals.

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Maybe our future husbands
are trying to contact us.

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Here we go.

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"Windsurfing doctor, Mensan
IQ, maverick Sagittarius."

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"Let's hit the clubs,
make each other laugh."

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You can have that one.

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Jesus, listen to this one.

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"Do you remember me,
airport shuttle, June 7?"

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"You, striking blond
with yellow dress..."

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"pearl necklace, brown shoes."

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"I was the bookish fellow
in the green cardigan..."

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"who helped you find
your contact lens."

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"Am I crazy, or did
we have a moment?"

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God, that's so pathetic.

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I mean, she probably
didn't even notice him.

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And he's psychotically obsessing
over every little detail.

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We should call him and
pretend to be the blond.

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Oh, we totally have to.

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It's his machine.

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Hi, it's me.

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Your striking blond.

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Of course I remember you.

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Let's get together
for lunch sometime.

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How about Friday at 1:00?

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Meet me at my favorite restaurant...
Wowsville.

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It's in the mall on
Century Parkway.

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See you there, darling.

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Oh, yeah, and be sure to wear
that sexy green cardigan.

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Oh, it's that comedian
I was telling you about.

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- I still live with my mother.
- He's the absolute worst.

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So what if she's been
dead for fifteen years?

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See?
That's barely even a joke.

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Well, it's like I always say...

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take my life... please.

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Joey McCobb, the weirdest
man in show business.

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If he's so weird, how
come he's wearing Nikes?

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Joey McCobb is our god.

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- I want to do him.
- I bet.

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Actually, he kind of reminds me...

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of that one guy you went
out with... Larry.

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God, what look was he going for...

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a gay tennis player
from the Forties?

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- Fuck you.
- You dated him.

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Why do you have this?

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I don't know. You lent it to
me in, like, tenth grade.

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Oh, look at how cute I am.

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What a little hose bag.

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Look, there's my dad with Maxine.

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God, look at her.
What a fucking monster.

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If he starts dating her
again, I'll kill myself.

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Listen, lady, you tell me you
want to relax your hair.

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Sing it a lullaby or use this.
It's all I've got.

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Hey, what you doing?

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You have five minutes
left on your shift.

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Well, hello there, young
employee of the Sidewinder.

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Look, I already told you guys,
I'm not giving you a ride.

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What can you tell me, young man...

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about the various flavors
of frozen yogurt?

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I'll be done in a minute.
Can you guys just wait outside?

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I don't understand.
I simply wish to know...

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Josh, what are you doing?

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In addition to our favorites,
chocolate and vanilla...

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this week we are featuring
six-gun strawberry...

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wild cherry roundup, and
ten-gallon tangerine.

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I don't believe I care
for any of those.

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What's up, Josh? Give me two
packs of cigarettes today.

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Working overtime. Sixteen hours.

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And nature's nectar, wake-up Juice.

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And give me six of
these beef jerkys.

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I'm hungry enough to chew the
crotch out of a rag doll.

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Hey! Hey, you!

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How many times I tell you?
No shirt, no service.

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Get the hell out of my store.

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What do you think
this is, Club Med?

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It's America, dude.
Learn the rules.

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No, you learn the rules.
We Greeks invented democracy.

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- You also invented homos.
- Fuck you.

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You wish.
You got to buy me dinner first.

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So...

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Can we talk about this in a minute?

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Seriously, I'm, like,
this close to being done.

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Son of a bitch.

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What do you think you're doing?

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Turn off that goddamn noise.

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Rock 'n' roll, baby.
Freedom of speech.

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What do you think
this is, Woodstock?

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- That guy rules!
- Who, Doug?

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That guy spends more
time in here than I do.

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It's my parking lot!

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So, Josh, will you
please give us a ride?

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- Please, Josh?
- No.

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- Please? It'll be super fun.
- Please, Josh?

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Look, I don't see why you
guys even need a ride.

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You could walk there
in two minutes.

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It's just an excuse for us to
spend time with you, Josh.

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If this guy freaks out,
will you protect us?

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This guy has every
reason to freak out.

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This is a pretty fucked up
thing to do to somebody.

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I think Josh is becoming
too mature for us.

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Oh, look, maybe that's him.

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No. It's still twenty-five
minutes too early.

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Aren't there a million
places like this?

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No. This is the ultimate.

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It's, like, the Taj Mahal
of fake Fifties diners.

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So, where's the Weird AI guy?

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There he is back there.

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I can see his hair
bobbing up and down.

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I want to make love to him.

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I'm gonna tell him you said that.

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So nice to see you again, ladies.

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Hi, Weird Al.
My friend here has...

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Shut up!

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- She says she wants to...
- Shut up!

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Oh, my God.

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God, that is obviously him.

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Oh, my God. He just ordered
a giant glass of milk.

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That's a vanilla milkshake.

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Oh, God, this is
totally unbearable.

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Fucking asshole!
What's wrong with you?

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Oh, my God. It's him.

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- Can anybody drive?
- He's insane.

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- We should follow him home.
- Forget it.

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Come on, Josh. Don't you want
to see where this guy lives?

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God, he lives right
in our neighborhood.

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He doesn't even look all
that bummed out really.

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I know.

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Wouldn't he be, like,
totally pissed off?

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This type of thing must
happen to him all the time.

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Mirror, father, mirror.

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That piece is entitled
"Mirror, Father, Mirror."

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I like to show it...

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to people that I'm meeting
for the first time...

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because I think it says
so much about who I am...

00:20:17.413 --> 00:20:23.511
and what it feels like to
inhabit my specific skin.

00:20:26.548 --> 00:20:30.426
And this is exactly what
I'm hoping to get...

00:20:30.427 --> 00:20:33.429
from each of you over the
course of this summer...

00:20:33.430 --> 00:20:38.768
a picture of your own
self-exploration.

00:20:38.769 --> 00:20:45.108
Now, my own background is in
video and performance art...

00:20:45.109 --> 00:20:48.653
but I'm hoping that doesn't
influence you too much...

00:20:48.654 --> 00:20:53.576
and you'll find your own ways
of externalizing the internal.

00:20:53.577 --> 00:20:57.079
And at the end of the summer,
this class has been invited...

00:20:57.080 --> 00:21:01.167
to participate in a show
of high school art...

00:21:01.168 --> 00:21:04.045
at the neighborhood
activity center.

00:21:04.046 --> 00:21:07.758
The title of the show will be...

00:21:07.759 --> 00:21:14.306
"Brotherhood and Community:
Art as Dialogue."

00:21:14.307 --> 00:21:16.442
Are there any questions so far?

00:21:22.942 --> 00:21:24.525
Great!

00:21:24.526 --> 00:21:27.195
This is really creepy.

00:21:27.196 --> 00:21:29.030
We just need to find out
what apartment he's in...

00:21:29.031 --> 00:21:30.823
and we'll stalk him
from a distance.

00:21:30.824 --> 00:21:33.878
I'm afraid if I see him,
I'll feel really bad again.

00:21:41.419 --> 00:21:43.680
This is girl mail.

00:21:46.591 --> 00:21:48.843
This is computer
catalogs and stuff.

00:21:48.844 --> 00:21:51.355
"The W.C. Fields Fan
Club Newsletter"?

00:21:53.474 --> 00:21:56.018
Oh, my God. The National
Psoriasis Foundation?

00:21:56.019 --> 00:21:59.238
- Bingo.
- Did you hear something?

00:22:04.278 --> 00:22:06.028
Come on.

00:22:06.029 --> 00:22:08.582
What if he recognizes us?

00:22:16.416 --> 00:22:18.834
Eww, look at this.

00:22:18.835 --> 00:22:20.502
Eww. Gross.

00:22:20.503 --> 00:22:22.004
Kinda cute.

00:22:22.005 --> 00:22:23.506
It looks like a gross rat.

00:22:23.507 --> 00:22:25.350
That's a mongoose.

00:22:26.843 --> 00:22:28.311
How much is it?

00:22:31.015 --> 00:22:33.141
That's not officially for sale.

00:22:33.142 --> 00:22:37.529
I might have to hang on to
that for the time being.

00:22:41.525 --> 00:22:44.537
So, you looking for
anything in particular?

00:22:46.072 --> 00:22:48.115
Do you have any other old
records besides these?

00:22:48.116 --> 00:22:50.492
Seymour does.

00:22:50.493 --> 00:22:51.660
Who does?

00:22:51.661 --> 00:22:53.537
Oh, him. Seymour.

00:22:53.538 --> 00:22:56.841
He's the man with the records.

00:23:03.341 --> 00:23:05.843
Do you have any old Indian records?

00:23:05.844 --> 00:23:07.010
Indian records?

00:23:07.011 --> 00:23:11.306
Yeah. You know, like, old Indian
1960s rock 'n' roll music.

00:23:11.307 --> 00:23:14.268
I may have one Hindu 78...

00:23:14.269 --> 00:23:16.145
in my collection
from the Twenties...

00:23:16.146 --> 00:23:18.522
but it's not really for sale.

00:23:18.523 --> 00:23:21.785
I don't really collect foreign.

00:23:26.573 --> 00:23:30.661
Those are all 78s.
You play 78s?

00:23:30.662 --> 00:23:35.123
Maybe not 78s, but I can
play regular records.

00:23:35.124 --> 00:23:37.543
Well, there's some
good stuff in here.

00:23:37.545 --> 00:23:40.545
- You like old music?
- Yeah, it's good.

00:23:40.546 --> 00:23:42.215
There's some choice LPs in here...

00:23:42.216 --> 00:23:44.759
that reissue some really
great old blues stuff.

00:23:44.760 --> 00:23:47.136
How about this one?
Is it any good?

00:23:47.137 --> 00:23:49.607
No, that one's not so great.

00:23:49.640 --> 00:23:51.275
Excuse me.

00:23:53.269 --> 00:23:54.394
This is the one I'd recommend.

00:23:54.395 --> 00:23:56.355
It's...

00:23:56.356 --> 00:23:58.107
This track alone by
Memphis Minnie...

00:23:58.108 --> 00:24:01.485
is worth about $500 if
you own the original 78.

00:24:01.486 --> 00:24:03.737
I know the guy who
owns the original...

00:24:03.738 --> 00:24:05.781
and lent it for use
on this reissue.

00:24:05.782 --> 00:24:07.626
Wow.

00:24:09.160 --> 00:24:11.923
- How much is it?
- $1.75.

00:24:14.667 --> 00:24:18.638
If you don't like it, you can
bring it back for a refund.

00:24:20.840 --> 00:24:22.475
We're here every Saturday.

00:24:24.385 --> 00:24:26.104
I'm sure it's OK.

00:24:32.686 --> 00:24:34.321
Enjoy.

00:24:35.814 --> 00:24:37.772
It was so cute how he had
his own little bags.

00:24:37.773 --> 00:24:39.776
I thought
I was going to start crying.

00:24:39.777 --> 00:24:42.237
Yeah, he should totally
just kill himself.

00:24:42.238 --> 00:24:44.290
Oh, here's one.

00:24:45.617 --> 00:24:47.409
But you have to share with a...

00:24:47.410 --> 00:24:50.245
"nonsmoking feminist
and her two cats."

00:24:50.246 --> 00:24:52.039
I don't know.
I kind of like him.

00:24:52.040 --> 00:24:56.210
He's the exact opposite of
everything I really hate.

00:24:56.211 --> 00:24:58.546
In a way, he's such
a clueless dork...

00:24:58.547 --> 00:25:00.005
he's almost kind of cool.

00:25:00.006 --> 00:25:03.102
That guy is many things, but
he's definitely not cool.

00:25:05.346 --> 00:25:08.223
This would be good, but
there's no kitchen.

00:25:08.224 --> 00:25:11.310
Yeah, but... you know what I mean.

00:25:11.311 --> 00:25:12.821
Not really.

00:25:14.481 --> 00:25:16.700
Forget it. I can't explain it.

00:25:18.652 --> 00:25:21.988
Oh, my God.
What are you guys doing here?

00:25:21.989 --> 00:25:23.782
What are you doing here, Melorra?

00:25:23.783 --> 00:25:25.742
My acting workshop is across
the street from here.

00:25:25.743 --> 00:25:27.327
I'm just on my break.

00:25:27.328 --> 00:25:30.121
Well, we won't keep you.

00:25:30.122 --> 00:25:33.208
I love this place.

00:25:33.209 --> 00:25:38.098
It's so, I don't know...
You know, funky.

00:25:41.134 --> 00:25:43.886
So, what are you guys up to?

00:25:43.887 --> 00:25:45.178
We're looking for apartments.

00:25:45.179 --> 00:25:47.515
God, how cool.
Where are you moving?

00:25:47.516 --> 00:25:50.686
We don't know yet.
That's why we're looking.

00:25:50.687 --> 00:25:52.354
Somewhere downtown.

00:25:52.355 --> 00:25:54.240
God, that's so exciting.

00:25:56.150 --> 00:25:58.568
Oops, I should go.

00:25:58.570 --> 00:26:02.081
Bye, you guys. Call me.
Bye.

00:26:07.454 --> 00:26:09.205
Funky.

00:26:09.206 --> 00:26:11.091
What, is she black now?

00:26:13.168 --> 00:26:15.586
So, I was thinking that when
we look for our apartment...

00:26:15.588 --> 00:26:19.643
we have to convince these people
that we're totally rich yuppies.

00:26:21.261 --> 00:26:22.553
What are you talking about?

00:26:22.554 --> 00:26:25.431
That's who people want to rent to.

00:26:25.432 --> 00:26:29.935
So all we have to do is buy
semi-expensive outfits...

00:26:29.936 --> 00:26:32.146
and I think it's no big deal.

00:26:32.147 --> 00:26:34.325
It'll be really fun.

00:26:54.254 --> 00:26:56.505
Honey, have you seen
my blue spatula?

00:26:56.506 --> 00:26:58.716
What, are you making pancakes?

00:26:58.717 --> 00:27:02.313
Not if I can't find
that goddamn spatula.

00:27:14.442 --> 00:27:17.987
That's just great.
When did you do that?

00:27:17.988 --> 00:27:22.001
God, how long have you
been standing there?

00:27:22.952 --> 00:27:25.119
Hey, look. There's the pants.

00:27:25.120 --> 00:27:26.913
Where are we going?

00:27:26.914 --> 00:27:29.040
Let's go hassle Josh.

00:27:29.041 --> 00:27:30.302
Hassle?

00:27:32.045 --> 00:27:34.129
- Oh, look, there he is.
- As always.

00:27:34.130 --> 00:27:35.673
Waiting for the bus
that never comes.

00:27:35.674 --> 00:27:37.299
I wonder if he's just
totally insane...

00:27:37.300 --> 00:27:38.467
or he really thinks
the bus is coming?

00:27:38.468 --> 00:27:39.894
Why don't you just ask him?

00:27:45.518 --> 00:27:47.737
Hi. What's your name?

00:27:49.021 --> 00:27:50.239
Norman.

00:27:52.233 --> 00:27:55.244
- Are you waiting for a bus?
- Yes.

00:27:57.154 --> 00:27:58.613
I hate to tell you this...

00:27:58.614 --> 00:28:01.867
but they canceled this
bus line two years ago.

00:28:01.868 --> 00:28:05.037
There are no more
buses on this street.

00:28:05.038 --> 00:28:08.216
You don't know what
you're talking about.

00:28:13.047 --> 00:28:14.849
Josh!

00:28:27.103 --> 00:28:29.731
I bet he's in there jerking off.

00:28:29.732 --> 00:28:31.691
I'll bet he never jerks off.

00:28:31.692 --> 00:28:34.328
Yeah, he's beyond human
stuff like that.

00:28:36.530 --> 00:28:39.157
Should we leave a note?

00:28:39.158 --> 00:28:42.796
- Yeah. You got a pen?
- Yeah.

00:28:50.962 --> 00:28:56.217
"Dear Josh, we came
by to fuck you..."

00:28:56.218 --> 00:29:01.681
"but you were not home.
Therefore, you are gay."

00:29:01.682 --> 00:29:04.944
"Signed Tiffany and Amber."

00:29:07.772 --> 00:29:10.650
- You're going to leave that?
- Why not?

00:29:10.651 --> 00:29:13.486
Why do we have to go in here?
I hate this place.

00:29:13.487 --> 00:29:15.905
Don't worry.
It'll only take a second.

00:29:15.906 --> 00:29:17.406
Whoever told you that
bullshit about boiling...

00:29:17.407 --> 00:29:18.908
is out of his mind.

00:29:18.909 --> 00:29:22.203
Carpet beetles are the only way
to get flesh off a corpse.

00:29:22.204 --> 00:29:23.839
I'm just telling you what he said.

00:29:25.416 --> 00:29:27.793
Don't you creeps ever
talk about anything nice?

00:29:27.794 --> 00:29:32.089
Don't you ever talk about fluffy
kittens or the Easter Bunny?

00:29:32.090 --> 00:29:33.840
Look who's talking,
Little Miss Badass.

00:29:33.841 --> 00:29:35.968
Yeah, nice outfit.

00:29:35.969 --> 00:29:38.931
Who are you supposed
to be, Cyndi Lauper?

00:29:38.932 --> 00:29:40.848
Blow me, doofus.

00:29:40.849 --> 00:29:42.725
Oh, my God.
Didn't they tell you?

00:29:42.726 --> 00:29:45.061
- Tell me what?
- Punk rock is over.

00:29:45.062 --> 00:29:46.521
I know it's over, asshole.

00:29:46.522 --> 00:29:50.149
Want to fuck up the system?
Go to business school.

00:29:50.150 --> 00:29:51.484
That's what I'm going to do.

00:29:51.485 --> 00:29:53.362
Get a job at some
big corporation...

00:29:53.363 --> 00:29:55.656
and, like, fuck things
up from the inside.

00:29:55.657 --> 00:29:59.451
- You know, I'm not even trying...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:29:59.452 --> 00:30:00.670
Hey, do you have my money?

00:30:06.835 --> 00:30:08.628
Oh, how punk.

00:30:08.629 --> 00:30:10.088
You know that tape
sucked, by the way?

00:30:10.089 --> 00:30:13.091
- So sorry if it offended Jew.
- Go die, asshole.

00:30:13.092 --> 00:30:15.510
- Get a job.
- God, fuck you.

00:30:15.511 --> 00:30:17.971
Can we go now?

00:30:17.972 --> 00:30:21.016
You know, it's not like I'm
some modern punk, dickhead.

00:30:21.017 --> 00:30:25.146
It's obviously a 1977
original punk rock look.

00:30:25.147 --> 00:30:28.357
Johnny Fuckface over there
is too stupid to realize it.

00:30:28.358 --> 00:30:30.526
I didn't really get it, either.

00:30:30.527 --> 00:30:32.537
Everyone's too stupid.

00:32:59.354 --> 00:33:03.523
It took me a while before I got
a chance to actually play it...

00:33:03.524 --> 00:33:05.359
but once I heard that
song, it was like...

00:33:05.360 --> 00:33:06.610
You liked it, huh?

00:33:06.611 --> 00:33:11.406
There's some really
rare performances.

00:33:11.407 --> 00:33:13.493
What about... Did you
like the Memphis Minnie?

00:33:13.494 --> 00:33:16.371
That was good, too.
The whole record was good...

00:33:16.372 --> 00:33:18.663
but that one song,
"Devil Got My Woman..."

00:33:18.665 --> 00:33:21.876
I mostly just keep playing
that over and over.

00:33:21.877 --> 00:33:23.252
Do you have any other
records like that?

00:33:23.253 --> 00:33:25.472
There are no other
records like that.

00:33:26.715 --> 00:33:30.511
Actually, I have the original
78 in my collection.

00:33:30.512 --> 00:33:33.514
It's one of maybe
five known copies.

00:33:33.515 --> 00:33:35.766
Wow.

00:33:35.767 --> 00:33:38.268
Yeah. Do you want to see it?

00:33:38.270 --> 00:33:40.270
I can run upstairs and get it.

00:33:40.272 --> 00:33:43.566
Sure, yeah.

00:33:43.567 --> 00:33:45.953
Watch my stuff.

00:33:47.863 --> 00:33:51.116
Here we go. It's...

00:33:51.117 --> 00:33:53.034
It's only about a B-minus.

00:33:53.035 --> 00:33:54.995
It's got an incipient lam crack...

00:33:54.996 --> 00:33:57.007
but it plays decent as I recall.

00:34:00.669 --> 00:34:03.546
- Oops, I dropped it!
- Jeez!

00:34:03.547 --> 00:34:07.049
I was only kidding.

00:34:07.050 --> 00:34:08.884
Jesus, Seymour, are you all right?

00:34:08.885 --> 00:34:11.388
Yeah, it's just...

00:34:11.389 --> 00:34:14.683
it's very valuable.

00:34:14.684 --> 00:34:17.310
Now, last week, I asked you...

00:34:17.312 --> 00:34:19.104
to try to create a
piece of artwork...

00:34:19.105 --> 00:34:24.318
that responds to something you
have strong feelings about.

00:34:24.319 --> 00:34:27.697
I merely want to help you find...

00:34:27.698 --> 00:34:31.200
the best way to look
within yourselves...

00:34:31.201 --> 00:34:35.330
the best key to your
particular lock.

00:34:35.331 --> 00:34:39.793
And it looks like we have some
really interesting work up here.

00:34:39.794 --> 00:34:41.054
Thanks.

00:34:43.214 --> 00:34:46.842
What can you tell us
about your piece...

00:34:46.843 --> 00:34:48.436
Phillip?

00:34:50.764 --> 00:34:54.601
It's about The Mutilator.

00:34:54.602 --> 00:34:57.395
My goodness.

00:34:57.396 --> 00:34:59.439
It's a really great video game...

00:34:59.440 --> 00:35:02.025
about a guy who kills
people with a big hammer.

00:35:02.026 --> 00:35:06.664
Oh. I thought maybe this was
supposed to be your father.

00:35:09.660 --> 00:35:13.037
What can you tell us
about this piece..

00:35:13.038 --> 00:35:14.997
- Enid.
- Enid.

00:35:14.998 --> 00:35:19.720
Well, it's kind of
a diary, I guess.

00:35:20.879 --> 00:35:22.390
Colorful.

00:35:33.351 --> 00:35:38.064
I think that Phillip and Enid
can help us to see that...

00:35:38.065 --> 00:35:41.025
there are many different ways
we can express ourselves.

00:35:41.026 --> 00:35:45.488
We can do things like these
cartoons that are amusing...

00:35:45.489 --> 00:35:47.824
as a sort of a light
entertainment...

00:35:47.825 --> 00:35:51.036
or we can do work that
is more serious...

00:35:51.037 --> 00:35:53.914
in scope, in feeling, and
that deals with issues...

00:35:53.915 --> 00:35:57.710
emotional, spiritual, political...

00:35:57.711 --> 00:36:00.254
of great importance.

00:36:00.255 --> 00:36:02.965
Who is responsible for this?

00:36:02.966 --> 00:36:04.467
I am.

00:36:04.468 --> 00:36:06.312
Talk to us about it.

00:36:07.388 --> 00:36:10.765
It's my response to the issue
of a woman's right to choose.

00:36:10.766 --> 00:36:13.694
It's something I feel
super strongly about.

00:36:16.147 --> 00:36:17.981
Isn't this a wonderful
piece, class?

00:36:17.982 --> 00:36:23.696
This definitely falls into
that higher category of art...

00:36:23.697 --> 00:36:25.165
I was speaking of earlier.

00:36:28.118 --> 00:36:31.704
In a world where nothing
is what it seems...

00:36:31.705 --> 00:36:34.833
in a time of uncertainty...

00:36:34.834 --> 00:36:37.002
the future is about to be placed...

00:36:37.003 --> 00:36:38.920
Hello. Welcome to
Masterpiece Video.

00:36:38.921 --> 00:36:40.547
How may I help you
this afternoon, sir?

00:36:40.548 --> 00:36:42.758
I'm looking for a copy of "81/2."

00:36:42.759 --> 00:36:44.718
Is that a new release, sir?

00:36:44.719 --> 00:36:47.054
No. It's the classic Italian film.

00:36:47.055 --> 00:36:48.556
Yes, sir.

00:36:48.557 --> 00:36:50.859
I'll just check that on the
computer for you, sir.

00:36:55.064 --> 00:36:57.065
Hello! How are you young
ladies this afternoon?

00:36:57.066 --> 00:36:59.901
May I help you find a
particular Masterpiece movie?

00:36:59.902 --> 00:37:01.235
No.

00:37:01.236 --> 00:37:02.488
Yes, here it is.

00:37:02.489 --> 00:37:05.115
"91/2 Weeks" with Mickey Rourke.

00:37:05.116 --> 00:37:08.369
That would be in the
erotic drama section.

00:37:08.370 --> 00:37:13.248
No, not "91/2," "81/2."
The Fellini film.

00:37:13.249 --> 00:37:15.167
How about this one?

00:37:15.168 --> 00:37:16.753
Forget it.
I'm sure it sucks.

00:37:16.754 --> 00:37:18.014
All these movies suck.

00:37:20.591 --> 00:37:22.759
America's top critics agree...

00:37:22.760 --> 00:37:24.803
"The Flower That
Drank The Moon..."

00:37:24.804 --> 00:37:27.013
Let's get out of here.
This place makes me sick.

00:37:27.014 --> 00:37:29.140
We have to do something
fun tonight.

00:37:29.141 --> 00:37:32.321
It's my last weekend of freedom
before I start my stupid job.

00:37:33.522 --> 00:37:35.073
I know a party we
could go to later.

00:37:36.441 --> 00:37:39.110
Really? Where?

00:37:39.111 --> 00:37:41.330
It's a surprise.

00:37:44.575 --> 00:37:46.576
Some records I will pay
serious money for...

00:37:46.577 --> 00:37:49.538
provided that they're
a sincere V-plus.

00:37:49.539 --> 00:37:51.999
Other than that, I just
prefer to have them on CD.

00:37:52.000 --> 00:37:55.919
But CDs will never have the
presence of an original 78.

00:37:55.920 --> 00:37:58.463
Wrong. A digital transfer,
adequately mastered...

00:37:58.464 --> 00:38:00.008
will sound identical
to the original.

00:38:00.009 --> 00:38:02.093
Do you have a decent equalizer?

00:38:02.094 --> 00:38:05.388
- I have a Klipsch 2B3.
- Obviously the problem.

00:38:05.389 --> 00:38:07.306
You expect a ten-band equalizer...

00:38:07.308 --> 00:38:09.142
to impart state-of-the-art sound?

00:38:09.143 --> 00:38:11.987
Dream a little dream.
It's never gonna happen.

00:38:13.815 --> 00:38:16.692
I totally, totally hate you.

00:38:16.693 --> 00:38:19.079
Come on. This is a fun party.

00:38:23.783 --> 00:38:25.993
Erskine Hawkins and his
orchestra, do you have that?

00:38:25.994 --> 00:38:27.880
That's nice, but no.

00:38:29.665 --> 00:38:32.167
- "Golden Wedding"?
- Oh, I know that.

00:38:32.168 --> 00:38:34.303
That's excellent.

00:38:34.337 --> 00:38:37.547
What's the story with the two
cheerleaders over there?

00:38:37.548 --> 00:38:39.424
They're Seymour's.

00:38:39.425 --> 00:38:42.720
Seymour? No.
You got to be kidding me.

00:38:42.721 --> 00:38:45.222
Don't worry about it. I've lived
with the guy for five years.

00:38:45.223 --> 00:38:48.851
He's not getting any.
Neither are you.

00:38:48.852 --> 00:38:51.186
Hey, you know what?
Listen to me, Joe, all right?

00:38:51.187 --> 00:38:53.564
Let me tell you something, Joe, OK?

00:38:53.565 --> 00:38:56.485
You can't score a home run
without swinging the bat.

00:38:56.486 --> 00:38:59.696
All right?
Physically impossible.

00:38:59.697 --> 00:39:01.499
Watch and learn, padre.

00:39:05.078 --> 00:39:06.754
How's it going, Adam?

00:39:08.539 --> 00:39:10.541
There's a seat right there.

00:39:10.542 --> 00:39:13.711
- Mind if I sit down?
- Yes.

00:39:13.712 --> 00:39:16.255
Oh, man. That was cold.

00:39:16.256 --> 00:39:18.049
You're all right.

00:39:18.050 --> 00:39:19.467
You're pretty sharp.

00:39:19.468 --> 00:39:22.887
You're wearing a green dress.
What are you, Irish?

00:39:22.888 --> 00:39:25.057
I bet you're Irish.
What's your name?

00:39:25.058 --> 00:39:28.227
- Melorra.
- Ah, Melorra.

00:39:28.228 --> 00:39:30.604
So listen to me, Melorra.

00:39:30.605 --> 00:39:32.898
Let me tell you something.

00:39:32.899 --> 00:39:34.733
You seem like an interesting chick.

00:39:34.734 --> 00:39:37.986
What are you doing hanging
here with all these losers?

00:39:37.988 --> 00:39:42.075
What do you say you and me
go hit some night spots?

00:39:42.076 --> 00:39:46.287
Well, Melorra, I'll be right back.

00:39:46.288 --> 00:39:47.539
I'm gonna get a beer.

00:39:47.540 --> 00:39:50.250
No, Enid, wait.

00:39:50.251 --> 00:39:52.178
Hey, that's all right.

00:39:56.383 --> 00:39:59.635
It has a large center
hole and a hair crack.

00:39:59.636 --> 00:40:03.014
But the crack is so tight,
it's completely inaudible.

00:40:03.015 --> 00:40:06.892
But a tight hair crack is
just that... a crack.

00:40:06.893 --> 00:40:09.271
I don't collect cracked records.

00:40:09.272 --> 00:40:12.941
I only pay premium on mint records.

00:40:12.942 --> 00:40:16.079
Seymour, you know that.
Please.

00:40:20.116 --> 00:40:23.963
So, what was all that about
enlarged holes and tight cracks?

00:40:25.914 --> 00:40:28.499
I didn't think you would
have any interest...

00:40:28.500 --> 00:40:29.667
in this get-together.

00:40:29.668 --> 00:40:30.877
If you would have told me
you were coming...

00:40:30.878 --> 00:40:34.589
I would have warned you it's not
like a real party or anything.

00:40:34.590 --> 00:40:36.800
You're right about that.

00:40:36.801 --> 00:40:39.470
So, is this your record collection?

00:40:39.471 --> 00:40:42.307
God, no. This is just
junk I have for sale.

00:40:42.308 --> 00:40:45.652
- The record room is off limits.
- Really?

00:40:49.147 --> 00:40:50.783
Here.

00:40:56.489 --> 00:40:58.490
Are all these records?

00:40:58.491 --> 00:41:02.160
I've got about 1,50078s
at this point.

00:41:02.161 --> 00:41:03.828
I've tried to pare
down my collection...

00:41:03.829 --> 00:41:05.257
to just the essential.

00:41:11.004 --> 00:41:12.597
Look at this room.

00:41:14.883 --> 00:41:17.060
This is, like, my dream room.

00:41:19.347 --> 00:41:21.190
Look at all this stuff.

00:41:24.727 --> 00:41:26.946
You are, like, the
luckiest guy in the world.

00:41:28.022 --> 00:41:30.065
I would kill to have
stuff like this.

00:41:30.066 --> 00:41:32.567
Please.
Go ahead and kill me.

00:41:32.568 --> 00:41:35.321
Oh, come on. What are
you talking about?

00:41:35.322 --> 00:41:38.449
You think it's healthy to
obsessively collect things?

00:41:38.450 --> 00:41:40.660
You can't connect
with other people...

00:41:40.661 --> 00:41:42.745
so you fill your life with stuff.

00:41:42.746 --> 00:41:46.457
I'm just like all the rest of
these pathetic collector losers.

00:41:46.458 --> 00:41:49.878
No, you're not.
You're a cool guy, Seymour.

00:41:49.879 --> 00:41:55.050
Then how come I haven't had
a girlfriend in four years?

00:41:55.051 --> 00:41:57.052
I can't even remember the last
time a girl talked to me.

00:41:57.053 --> 00:41:58.762
I'm talking to you.

00:41:58.763 --> 00:42:00.305
You know, I bet there
are tons of women...

00:42:00.307 --> 00:42:01.891
who'd go out with you in a minute.

00:42:01.892 --> 00:42:03.977
I know I could get you a
date in, like, two seconds.

00:42:03.978 --> 00:42:05.228
Good luck.

00:42:05.229 --> 00:42:07.188
I mean it. You leave
everything to me...

00:42:07.189 --> 00:42:09.441
I'm going to be your own
personal dating service.

00:42:09.442 --> 00:42:11.109
Yeah, well, we should get back.

00:42:11.110 --> 00:42:12.360
By the end of this summer...

00:42:12.361 --> 00:42:14.070
you're going to be up
to your neck in pussy.

00:42:14.071 --> 00:42:16.073
Jesus.

00:42:16.074 --> 00:42:19.660
What about her?
Would you go out with her?

00:42:19.661 --> 00:42:21.328
What kind of a question is that?

00:42:21.330 --> 00:42:24.582
It's totally irrelevant,
because a girl like that...

00:42:24.583 --> 00:42:26.083
would never be caught dead with me.

00:42:26.084 --> 00:42:27.626
Yeah, but put that aside for now.

00:42:27.627 --> 00:42:29.420
Would you go out with her?

00:42:29.421 --> 00:42:30.630
I really didn't get
a good look at her.

00:42:30.631 --> 00:42:33.592
Yes, you did. Whoa.

00:42:33.593 --> 00:42:36.094
What about her? Are you
into girls with big tits?

00:42:36.095 --> 00:42:37.981
Jesus.

00:42:39.307 --> 00:42:42.225
I mean, as long as she's
not a complete imbecile...

00:42:42.226 --> 00:42:45.897
and she's even
remotely attractive...

00:42:45.898 --> 00:42:48.784
Hey, look, there's Norman.
Hi, Norman.

00:42:51.320 --> 00:42:53.112
We need to find a place
where you can go...

00:42:53.113 --> 00:42:55.615
to meet women who
share your interests.

00:42:55.616 --> 00:42:58.076
Maybe I don't want to meet
someone who shares my interests.

00:42:58.077 --> 00:42:59.912
I hate my interests.

00:42:59.913 --> 00:43:03.791
List your five main interests
in order of importance.

00:43:03.792 --> 00:43:07.753
I'd have to put traditional
jazz, blues...

00:43:07.754 --> 00:43:09.505
and then ragtime at
the top of the list.

00:43:09.506 --> 00:43:11.757
Right, so let's just say music.

00:43:11.758 --> 00:43:14.135
That way, we only use up one.

00:43:14.136 --> 00:43:16.137
All right.

00:43:16.138 --> 00:43:19.233
Can we go in here for a second?
Just for a second.

00:43:25.606 --> 00:43:27.659
Just stopping by to say hi.

00:43:29.736 --> 00:43:32.247
This is my friend Seymour.

00:43:36.702 --> 00:43:39.203
OK. Well, we'll see
you later, Josh.

00:43:39.204 --> 00:43:40.579
Josh, what you goddamn doing?

00:43:40.580 --> 00:43:44.543
Clean up that fucking mess!
Jesus.

00:43:44.544 --> 00:43:47.254
So, was that your boyfriend?

00:43:47.255 --> 00:43:49.297
Josh? He's nobody's boyfriend.

00:43:49.298 --> 00:43:52.050
He's just this guy that Becky
and I like to torture.

00:43:52.051 --> 00:43:54.261
But do you... Are you going out...

00:43:54.262 --> 00:43:57.765
Oh, my God.
We have to go in here. Come on.

00:43:57.766 --> 00:43:59.142
Yeah, sure. Very funny.

00:43:59.143 --> 00:44:00.810
Come on. Please?

00:44:00.811 --> 00:44:02.645
Becky and I have been
dying to go in here...

00:44:02.646 --> 00:44:04.272
but we can never find
any boys to take us.

00:44:04.273 --> 00:44:06.899
- I would really rather not.
- Come on. Please?

00:44:06.900 --> 00:44:08.484
Just for a minute.
It'll be a riot.

00:44:08.485 --> 00:44:11.623
- I don't think so.
- Please. Please.

00:44:25.379 --> 00:44:29.225
Oh, my God.
Look at all these creeps.

00:44:31.135 --> 00:44:33.312
OK. Can we go?

00:44:34.597 --> 00:44:37.274
This place is a total riot.

00:44:44.775 --> 00:44:47.193
What are you doing?

00:44:47.194 --> 00:44:49.487
Oh, my God.

00:44:49.488 --> 00:44:53.084
Who would actually have
sex with this thing?

00:44:56.120 --> 00:44:59.998
"Corporate Slut."
Sophisticated.

00:44:59.999 --> 00:45:01.509
Come on. Can we go?

00:45:02.960 --> 00:45:06.222
Seymour, you have to lend
me the money to buy this.

00:45:08.926 --> 00:45:10.760
I don't really have a lot
of money on me right now.

00:45:10.761 --> 00:45:12.720
Come on, Seymour. Please?

00:45:12.721 --> 00:45:14.722
I don't want this showing up
on a credit card statement.

00:45:14.723 --> 00:45:16.057
I'll get put on some
weird mailing list.

00:45:16.058 --> 00:45:18.976
- It's not that much.
- That's not the point.

00:45:18.977 --> 00:45:21.363
Gimme all your money, bitch.

00:45:21.438 --> 00:45:22.815
Where did you get that?

00:45:22.816 --> 00:45:25.567
You'll never believe it.
Guess.

00:45:25.568 --> 00:45:28.112
Where?

00:45:28.113 --> 00:45:30.364
Anthony's.

00:45:30.365 --> 00:45:31.615
No way. When?

00:45:31.616 --> 00:45:33.200
Just now.
I went with Seymour.

00:45:33.201 --> 00:45:34.910
You cunt.

00:45:34.911 --> 00:45:37.122
Excuse me.

00:45:37.123 --> 00:45:39.717
I can't read the trivia question.

00:45:43.295 --> 00:45:46.265
"Where on the human body is
the Douglas pouch located?"

00:45:51.138 --> 00:45:52.731
Oh, God.

00:45:58.854 --> 00:46:04.242
Slightly below the
uterus on a female.

00:46:12.035 --> 00:46:13.410
Wow.

00:46:13.411 --> 00:46:15.338
He does that every single day.

00:46:16.289 --> 00:46:18.833
I'll have a decaf-mocha to go.

00:46:18.834 --> 00:46:21.335
One decaf-mocha.

00:46:21.337 --> 00:46:22.545
Can I get you...

00:46:22.546 --> 00:46:24.348
No, I do not want a
biscotti with that.

00:46:27.634 --> 00:46:31.345
God. How can you stand
all these assholes?

00:46:31.347 --> 00:46:33.182
Some people are OK...

00:46:33.183 --> 00:46:35.434
but mostly I just feel
like poisoning everybody.

00:46:35.435 --> 00:46:38.228
At least the wheelchair
guy is entertaining.

00:46:38.229 --> 00:46:39.772
He doesn't even need
that wheelchair.

00:46:39.773 --> 00:46:41.398
He's just totally lazy.

00:46:41.399 --> 00:46:43.108
That rules.

00:46:43.109 --> 00:46:46.904
No, it really doesn't.
You'll see.

00:46:46.905 --> 00:46:48.199
You'll get totally sick
of all the creeps...

00:46:48.200 --> 00:46:50.700
and losers and weirdos.

00:46:50.701 --> 00:46:52.452
But those are our people.

00:46:52.453 --> 00:46:54.463
Yeah, well.

00:46:57.500 --> 00:46:59.051
So, when are you
going to get a job?

00:47:01.838 --> 00:47:05.299
I'm working on it.
Got a few leads.

00:47:05.300 --> 00:47:07.968
Don't worry about it.
I'll get a job next week.

00:47:07.969 --> 00:47:10.939
God, I can't believe you went
to Anthony's without me.

00:47:15.769 --> 00:47:17.104
Oh, sweetie.

00:47:17.105 --> 00:47:19.657
Honey, would you come
in here for a minute?

00:47:22.735 --> 00:47:25.163
Sweetie, you remember Maxine?

00:47:33.622 --> 00:47:35.164
I'm going to go to bed.
I'm really tired.

00:47:35.165 --> 00:47:38.584
Honey, I made spaghetti.
You don't want some?

00:47:38.585 --> 00:47:40.919
No. I have to get up early
for class tomorrow.

00:47:40.920 --> 00:47:44.141
It's really quite something to
see you all grown up, Enid.

00:47:47.595 --> 00:47:48.846
I'd love to know what
you're doing now.

00:47:48.847 --> 00:47:50.973
I can't help but feel...

00:47:50.974 --> 00:47:53.526
I had some small part
in how you turned out.

00:47:55.854 --> 00:47:58.522
What are you studying?

00:47:58.523 --> 00:48:00.576
You were always such
a smart little girl.

00:48:02.361 --> 00:48:05.071
I'm taking a remedial
high school art class...

00:48:05.072 --> 00:48:06.540
for fuck-ups and retards.

00:48:09.994 --> 00:48:13.289
Who is this, Enid?

00:48:13.290 --> 00:48:14.832
It's supposed to be Don Knotts.

00:48:14.833 --> 00:48:19.513
And what was your reason for
choosing him as your subject?

00:48:21.048 --> 00:48:23.767
I don't know.
I just like Don Knotts.

00:48:25.093 --> 00:48:26.802
Interesting.

00:48:26.803 --> 00:48:30.015
What do we have here, Margaret?

00:48:30.016 --> 00:48:32.309
It's a tampon in a teacup.

00:48:32.310 --> 00:48:34.853
I can see that.

00:48:34.854 --> 00:48:36.145
What can you tell us about it?

00:48:36.146 --> 00:48:39.191
First of all, what kind
of sculpture is this?

00:48:39.192 --> 00:48:41.318
It's a found object.

00:48:41.319 --> 00:48:43.654
That's where an artist takes
an ordinary object...

00:48:43.655 --> 00:48:45.490
and places it in an
artistic context...

00:48:45.491 --> 00:48:46.657
and thus, it becomes art.

00:48:46.658 --> 00:48:48.743
But what can you
tell us about it...

00:48:48.744 --> 00:48:51.412
in regard to your artistic intent?

00:48:51.413 --> 00:48:57.628
Well, I guess I see the teacup
as a symbol for womanhood.

00:48:57.629 --> 00:49:00.005
Such as tea parties
in the olden days...

00:49:00.006 --> 00:49:01.340
but instead of tea...

00:49:01.341 --> 00:49:04.510
I was trying to kind of
confront people with this...

00:49:04.511 --> 00:49:08.347
This shocking image of
repressed femininity.

00:49:08.348 --> 00:49:10.392
Right. Exactly.

00:49:10.393 --> 00:49:13.395
Well, I think it's a
really wonderful piece...

00:49:13.396 --> 00:49:16.314
and it illustrates perfectly
what I was saying...

00:49:16.315 --> 00:49:22.237
about not being afraid to
use controversial imagery.

00:49:22.238 --> 00:49:26.626
Oh. Well, this looks like
the work of Phillip.

00:49:32.666 --> 00:49:34.135
Hey, you see that guy over there?

00:49:35.252 --> 00:49:38.848
- Which one?
- The blond guy over there.

00:49:41.384 --> 00:49:43.719
He gives me, like, a total boner.

00:49:43.720 --> 00:49:46.722
He's, like, the biggest
idiot of all time.

00:49:46.723 --> 00:49:48.274
You guys up for some
reggae tonight?

00:49:49.726 --> 00:49:51.486
OK, you're right.

00:49:53.897 --> 00:49:55.273
Sometimes I think
I'm going crazy...

00:49:55.274 --> 00:49:57.066
from sexual frustration.

00:49:57.067 --> 00:50:00.371
And you haven't heard of the
miracle of masturbation?

00:50:05.159 --> 00:50:06.794
Heads up.

00:50:10.165 --> 00:50:11.498
My band's playing here
on Friday night...

00:50:11.499 --> 00:50:15.586
and there's going to be a bunch
of cool bands playing...

00:50:15.587 --> 00:50:18.130
and you don't have to pay...

00:50:18.131 --> 00:50:19.850
if you show them this
flier at the door.

00:50:20.592 --> 00:50:22.311
You should come check it out.

00:50:25.765 --> 00:50:26.973
Which band is yours?

00:50:26.974 --> 00:50:29.267
It's Alien Autopsy.

00:50:29.268 --> 00:50:31.603
Oh. Bitchin'.

00:50:31.604 --> 00:50:34.355
Yeah, well...

00:50:34.357 --> 00:50:35.523
maybe I'll see you there.

00:50:35.524 --> 00:50:37.828
Yeah. Thanks.

00:50:40.989 --> 00:50:42.448
God, what a dork.

00:50:42.449 --> 00:50:44.200
You're just jealous.

00:50:44.201 --> 00:50:46.117
Trust me, at this point,
I'm past the fact...

00:50:46.118 --> 00:50:48.453
that every single guy
likes you better than me.

00:50:48.454 --> 00:50:50.164
Oh, face it. You just
hate every single guy...

00:50:50.165 --> 00:50:51.458
on the face of the earth.

00:50:51.459 --> 00:50:53.543
That's not true.

00:50:53.544 --> 00:50:56.963
I just hate all these
extroverted, obnoxious...

00:50:56.964 --> 00:50:59.383
pseudo-bohemian losers.

00:50:59.384 --> 00:51:02.636
The Donnie G show.
Donnie G!

00:51:02.637 --> 00:51:05.014
Nothing but classic rock...

00:51:05.015 --> 00:51:06.432
coming at you this
beautiful evening.

00:51:06.433 --> 00:51:08.518
You're listening to KFTO...

00:51:08.519 --> 00:51:11.437
God, that asshole's
voice is so hateful.

00:51:11.438 --> 00:51:13.147
No wonder I never
listen to the radio.

00:51:13.148 --> 00:51:15.316
Relax, Seymour. Relax.

00:51:15.317 --> 00:51:18.778
He's just so shrill and
loud and piercing.

00:51:18.779 --> 00:51:21.407
I feel like I'm being
jabbed in the face.

00:51:21.408 --> 00:51:24.618
"KTO coming at you on
this beautiful evening."

00:51:24.619 --> 00:51:26.171
- So...
- Thank you.

00:51:29.499 --> 00:51:31.208
Why'd you bring the record?

00:51:31.209 --> 00:51:33.503
I brought it so he
can autograph it.

00:51:33.504 --> 00:51:34.839
He's going to be amazed to see it.

00:51:34.840 --> 00:51:38.007
It's one of only two known copies.

00:51:38.008 --> 00:51:39.843
I can't believe they have
him as the opening act...

00:51:39.844 --> 00:51:41.094
and not the headliner.

00:51:41.095 --> 00:51:43.763
It's... What an insult.

00:51:43.764 --> 00:51:47.026
There's gonna be lots of girls
to pick from at this bar.

00:51:48.061 --> 00:51:50.864
I'm not holding my breath
in that department.

00:52:02.201 --> 00:52:04.202
What, are we in slow motion here?

00:52:04.203 --> 00:52:05.996
What are you, hypnotized?

00:52:05.997 --> 00:52:07.873
Have some more kids, why don't you?

00:52:07.874 --> 00:52:10.041
Jesus Christ, move it!

00:52:10.043 --> 00:52:12.136
Seymour! God.

00:52:15.923 --> 00:52:17.800
I can't believe these people.

00:52:17.801 --> 00:52:19.844
They could at least turn off
their stupid sports game...

00:52:19.845 --> 00:52:21.313
until he's done playing.

00:52:32.901 --> 00:52:34.902
Thank you.

00:52:34.903 --> 00:52:36.153
Don't go away.

00:52:36.154 --> 00:52:38.530
We got Blues Hammer coming
up in just a minute.

00:52:38.531 --> 00:52:40.458
Hey, check that out.

00:52:43.912 --> 00:52:46.748
She's nice, but, you know...

00:52:46.749 --> 00:52:49.084
Offer her a seat.

00:52:49.085 --> 00:52:50.418
- I'll do it.
- No, no, no, no.

00:52:50.419 --> 00:52:53.973
Wait. Let me think of
something to say to her first.

00:53:14.654 --> 00:53:16.321
That was great music, huh?

00:53:16.322 --> 00:53:18.448
Yeah, I just love blues.

00:53:18.449 --> 00:53:24.287
Actually, technically, what
he was mostly playing...

00:53:24.288 --> 00:53:27.792
would more accurately be
classified in the ragtime idiom.

00:53:27.793 --> 00:53:30.503
Although, of course, not
in the strictest sense...

00:53:30.504 --> 00:53:35.758
of the classical
ragtime piano music...

00:53:35.759 --> 00:53:40.346
like that of Scott
Joplin or Joseph Lamb.

00:53:40.347 --> 00:53:43.809
Authentic blues has a
more conventional...

00:53:43.810 --> 00:53:46.729
twelve-bar structure
in its stanzas.

00:53:46.730 --> 00:53:49.773
Oh. If you like authentic blues...

00:53:49.774 --> 00:53:52.151
you really gotta check
out Blues Hammer.

00:53:52.152 --> 00:53:53.787
They're so great.

00:54:46.377 --> 00:54:49.587
All right, people, are
you ready to boogie?

00:54:49.588 --> 00:54:51.589
'Cause we gonna play
some authentic...

00:54:51.590 --> 00:54:54.051
way-down-in-the-delta blues.

00:54:54.052 --> 00:54:56.813
So get ready to rock your world!

00:55:04.604 --> 00:55:07.774
Well, I been plowin'
behind the mule, son

00:55:07.775 --> 00:55:09.952
Picking cotton all day long

00:55:12.697 --> 00:55:16.157
Yes, I been plowin'

00:55:16.158 --> 00:55:18.753
Picking cotton all day long

00:55:20.871 --> 00:55:24.041
I said, Lordy, baby

00:55:24.042 --> 00:55:26.762
But my woman she be gone

00:55:33.468 --> 00:55:37.055
Now I remember why I haven't
been anywhere in months.

00:55:37.056 --> 00:55:38.515
It's simple for everybody else.

00:55:38.516 --> 00:55:41.226
You give them a Big Mac
and a pair of Nikes...

00:55:41.227 --> 00:55:42.394
and they're happy.

00:55:42.395 --> 00:55:45.689
I can't relate to ninety-nine
percent of humanity.

00:55:45.690 --> 00:55:47.774
I can't relate to
humanity, either...

00:55:47.775 --> 00:55:49.610
but I don't think it's
completely hopeless.

00:55:49.611 --> 00:55:52.905
Well, it's not completely
hopeless for you.

00:55:52.906 --> 00:55:54.449
I'm not even in the
same universe...

00:55:54.450 --> 00:55:56.242
as those creatures back there.

00:55:56.243 --> 00:55:57.410
We just need to find you a place...

00:55:57.411 --> 00:55:58.578
where you can meet someone...

00:55:58.579 --> 00:56:00.798
who isn't a complete
idiot, that's all.

00:56:02.875 --> 00:56:05.252
Why do you care so much
if I get a date or not?

00:56:05.253 --> 00:56:07.713
I don't know.

00:56:07.714 --> 00:56:09.465
I guess I just can't stand
the idea of a world...

00:56:09.466 --> 00:56:11.393
where a guy like you
can't get a date.

00:56:18.349 --> 00:56:20.111
What is this, Seymour?

00:56:22.188 --> 00:56:24.481
Oh, that.

00:56:24.482 --> 00:56:26.357
I borrowed that from work
about fifteen years ago.

00:56:26.358 --> 00:56:28.234
I guess it's mine now.

00:56:28.235 --> 00:56:30.162
What are you, a
Klansman or something?

00:56:31.489 --> 00:56:33.709
Yeah, I'm a Klansman.

00:56:34.993 --> 00:56:37.045
You know the Cook's
Chicken franchise?

00:56:38.455 --> 00:56:39.830
"Four-piece Cook's special..."

00:56:39.831 --> 00:56:43.709
"deep-fried with side and slaw.
It's outrageous!"

00:56:43.710 --> 00:56:47.264
Yeah, well, Cook's is
just a made up name.

00:56:48.758 --> 00:56:50.258
Back in 1922...

00:56:50.259 --> 00:56:52.469
they were originally
called Coon Chicken Inn.

00:56:52.470 --> 00:56:54.731
That's an early painting
of their first logo.

00:57:18.540 --> 00:57:20.999
How come everybody
doesn't know this?

00:57:21.000 --> 00:57:22.626
It's ancient history.

00:57:22.627 --> 00:57:25.754
Same reason nobody knows about
this Lionel Belasco record.

00:57:25.755 --> 00:57:29.216
I was more interested in the
whole Cook's phenomenon...

00:57:29.217 --> 00:57:31.678
when I was about your age.

00:57:31.679 --> 00:57:34.023
Sort of lost interest when I
started working for them.

00:57:35.391 --> 00:57:37.401
You work for Cook's Chicken?

00:57:38.936 --> 00:57:40.395
For nineteen years.

00:57:40.396 --> 00:57:42.939
Were you a fry cook or something?

00:57:42.940 --> 00:57:46.026
Nothing so glamorous, actually.

00:57:46.027 --> 00:57:49.530
I'm an assistant manager at
their corporate headquarters.

00:57:49.531 --> 00:57:52.626
Jesus. I'd go nuts if I had
to work in an office all day.

00:57:56.288 --> 00:57:57.830
So I don't really get it.

00:57:57.831 --> 00:57:59.916
Are you saying that things
were better back then...

00:57:59.917 --> 00:58:01.418
even though there was
stuff like this?

00:58:01.419 --> 00:58:04.921
I suppose things are
better now, but...

00:58:04.922 --> 00:58:06.381
I don't know, it's complicated.

00:58:06.382 --> 00:58:07.549
People still hate each other...

00:58:07.550 --> 00:58:10.228
but they just know how
to hide it better.

00:58:11.763 --> 00:58:13.816
Can I borrow this?

00:58:14.933 --> 00:58:16.100
For what?

00:58:16.101 --> 00:58:17.560
I promise I'll take
good care of it.

00:58:17.561 --> 00:58:20.114
They're very sensitive about
that kind of stuff at work.

00:58:21.607 --> 00:58:24.493
Don't you trust me, Seymour?

00:58:25.402 --> 00:58:28.998
Let's address discussion
to this piece.

00:58:30.950 --> 00:58:32.326
I don't like it.

00:58:32.327 --> 00:58:34.620
Can you tell us why?

00:58:34.621 --> 00:58:37.331
I don't know.

00:58:37.332 --> 00:58:39.291
I think it's totally weird.

00:58:39.292 --> 00:58:41.126
It's totally offensive.

00:58:41.127 --> 00:58:42.420
Yeah. I agree.

00:58:42.421 --> 00:58:43.630
It's not right.

00:58:43.631 --> 00:58:46.800
Well, these are all
valid comments, but...

00:58:46.801 --> 00:58:48.426
I think we should see
if the artist...

00:58:48.427 --> 00:58:50.354
has anything to bring to this.

00:58:52.223 --> 00:58:55.558
Well, I found this when I
was doing some research...

00:58:55.559 --> 00:58:58.687
and I discovered that
Cook's Chicken...

00:58:58.688 --> 00:59:01.107
used to be called Coon Chicken.

00:59:01.108 --> 00:59:04.860
So I decided to do my project
based on this discovery...

00:59:04.861 --> 00:59:08.906
as kind of a comment on racism...

00:59:08.907 --> 00:59:11.326
and how it's whitewashed
over in our culture.

00:59:11.327 --> 00:59:13.620
Did you actually do this painting?

00:59:13.621 --> 00:59:18.750
Well, no, it's more of
a found art object.

00:59:18.751 --> 00:59:22.171
How do you think this addresses
the subject of racism?

00:59:22.172 --> 00:59:24.464
It's complicated.

00:59:24.465 --> 00:59:26.050
I guess I'm trying to show...

00:59:26.051 --> 00:59:28.719
how racism used to be
more out in the open...

00:59:28.721 --> 00:59:31.722
and now it's hidden or something.

00:59:31.724 --> 00:59:34.058
And how do you think
an image like this...

00:59:34.059 --> 00:59:35.685
helps us to see that?

00:59:35.686 --> 00:59:39.574
I'm not sure.

00:59:41.025 --> 00:59:44.820
I guess because when we see
something like this...

00:59:44.821 --> 00:59:46.613
it seems really shocking.

00:59:46.614 --> 00:59:51.586
And we have to wonder
why it's so shocking.

00:59:55.458 --> 00:59:57.676
I don't really know
what to say, Enid.

01:00:01.797 --> 01:00:03.766
I think it's a
remarkable achievement.

01:00:07.929 --> 01:00:10.556
I'm going to let you handle
the 4:30 crowd by yourself.

01:00:10.557 --> 01:00:13.225
That way, I can evaluate your
performance while it's slow.

01:00:13.226 --> 01:00:15.144
Then we'll ease you into
the big crowds, all right?

01:00:15.145 --> 01:00:17.406
- You can count on me, sir.
- Cool.

01:00:21.193 --> 01:00:25.489
Do you serve beer or any alcohol?

01:00:25.490 --> 01:00:27.282
I wish.

01:00:27.283 --> 01:00:29.075
Actually, you wish.

01:00:29.077 --> 01:00:30.910
After about five minutes
of this movie...

01:00:30.911 --> 01:00:32.964
you're going to wish
you had ten beers.

01:00:40.297 --> 01:00:43.841
What are you doing? You don't
ever criticize the feature.

01:00:43.842 --> 01:00:45.176
Why?
What's the difference?

01:00:45.177 --> 01:00:48.137
I mean, we already got his money.

01:00:48.138 --> 01:00:50.223
Look, that's the policy, OK?

01:00:50.224 --> 01:00:51.934
If you want to make
up your own rules...

01:00:51.935 --> 01:00:54.320
open up your own theater.

01:00:56.773 --> 01:00:59.325
And let me have lots
of butter on it.

01:01:11.580 --> 01:01:12.747
Here you go.

01:01:12.748 --> 01:01:15.551
Smothered in delicious
yellow chemical sludge.

01:01:20.090 --> 01:01:22.100
What the hell is wrong with you?

01:01:23.135 --> 01:01:24.552
What?

01:01:24.553 --> 01:01:26.470
I was just joking around
with the customers.

01:01:26.471 --> 01:01:28.973
- It's my shtick.
- Well, lose it.

01:01:28.974 --> 01:01:31.350
And why aren't you pushing
the larger sizes?

01:01:31.351 --> 01:01:33.562
Didn't you get training
about up-sizing?

01:01:33.563 --> 01:01:36.565
Yeah, but I feel really weird.

01:01:36.566 --> 01:01:38.201
It's pretty sleazy.

01:01:40.278 --> 01:01:42.663
It's not optional!

01:01:46.117 --> 01:01:48.327
Jesus.

01:01:48.328 --> 01:01:51.381
Hi. Can I get a medium 7 Up?

01:01:52.541 --> 01:01:54.667
Medium?

01:01:54.668 --> 01:01:58.379
Why, sir, do you not know that
for a mere 25 cents more...

01:01:58.380 --> 01:02:00.423
you could purchase
a large beverage?

01:02:00.424 --> 01:02:03.385
And you know, I'm only
telling you this...

01:02:03.386 --> 01:02:05.304
because we're such good friends.

01:02:05.305 --> 01:02:06.764
Medium is really
only for suckers...

01:02:06.765 --> 01:02:08.974
who don't know the
concept of value.

01:02:08.975 --> 01:02:11.810
What are you talking about?

01:02:11.811 --> 01:02:14.271
What kind of loser gets
fired after one day?

01:02:14.272 --> 01:02:17.317
Look, I told you.
The manager was a total asshole.

01:02:17.318 --> 01:02:19.444
I'll get another job.

01:02:19.445 --> 01:02:22.498
Besides, I have some ideas to
make money in the meantime.

01:02:26.952 --> 01:02:29.621
I can't believe you're
selling some of this stuff.

01:02:29.622 --> 01:02:32.634
Fuck it.
Everything must go.

01:02:37.839 --> 01:02:40.424
I remember this hat.

01:02:40.425 --> 01:02:43.019
This was during your
little old lady phase.

01:02:44.346 --> 01:02:45.898
How much is this?

01:02:50.061 --> 01:02:53.146
That's not for sale.

01:02:53.147 --> 01:02:55.065
Wait a minute.
It says five dollars.

01:02:55.066 --> 01:02:58.068
I know, it's...

01:02:58.069 --> 01:02:59.237
That's a mistake.

01:02:59.238 --> 01:03:01.248
I'm not selling it.

01:03:08.497 --> 01:03:10.081
What was that all about?

01:03:10.082 --> 01:03:11.499
I thought "everything must go."

01:03:11.500 --> 01:03:13.000
Yeah, right.

01:03:13.001 --> 01:03:17.348
Like I'd let some asshole with
a soul patch own Goofy Gus.

01:03:18.758 --> 01:03:20.050
How much for this dress?

01:03:20.051 --> 01:03:22.812
God, I can't believe
you're selling that.

01:03:26.975 --> 01:03:28.936
That's five hundred dollars.

01:03:28.937 --> 01:03:31.896
- What?
- Five hundred.

01:03:31.897 --> 01:03:34.941
You're crazy.
It should be, like, two dollars.

01:03:34.942 --> 01:03:37.485
I was wearing that when
I lost my virginity.

01:03:37.486 --> 01:03:39.779
Why do I care about that?

01:03:39.780 --> 01:03:41.489
Why do you want it?

01:03:41.490 --> 01:03:43.242
It would look stupid on you anyway.

01:03:43.243 --> 01:03:46.254
God! Fuck you!

01:03:49.207 --> 01:03:51.468
So, now are you going
to get a regular job?

01:03:55.964 --> 01:03:57.757
Do you want to do
something tonight?

01:03:57.759 --> 01:03:59.676
I can't. It's Seymour's
birthday tonight.

01:03:59.677 --> 01:04:01.636
Oh, shit. What time is it?

01:04:01.637 --> 01:04:05.140
I'm supposed to go to the store.
I was going to make him a cake.

01:04:05.141 --> 01:04:07.184
Do you still want to
go shopping tomorrow?

01:04:07.185 --> 01:04:09.445
Yeah, I guess. Call me.

01:04:17.404 --> 01:04:19.540
Since when can you make a cake?

01:04:29.542 --> 01:04:31.594
OK, you can open your eyes now.

01:04:34.005 --> 01:04:37.841
Oh, hey. Thanks, Enid.
I really appreciate it.

01:04:37.842 --> 01:04:40.020
No, blow it out, doofus.

01:04:46.519 --> 01:04:49.479
- Are you OK?
- Yeah.

01:04:49.480 --> 01:04:52.950
Oh, it's just my stupid back.
I'll be all right in a minute.

01:04:57.155 --> 01:04:59.207
What is that?

01:05:00.367 --> 01:05:02.451
It's...

01:05:02.452 --> 01:05:04.578
It's just this elastic thing
I have to wear sometimes...

01:05:04.579 --> 01:05:06.288
for lumbar support.

01:05:06.289 --> 01:05:07.925
What, like a girdle?

01:05:10.795 --> 01:05:13.672
Maybe now you can understand
why I can't get a date.

01:05:13.673 --> 01:05:16.049
Well, at least you're
not the only one.

01:05:16.050 --> 01:05:18.394
I think only stupid people
have good relationships.

01:05:19.720 --> 01:05:22.390
That's the spirit.

01:05:22.391 --> 01:05:25.394
Actually, there is this one guy
I have a crush on right now...

01:05:25.395 --> 01:05:28.947
but... totally
fucked-up situation.

01:05:30.482 --> 01:05:32.066
Oh, yeah?

01:05:32.067 --> 01:05:34.026
Yeah. You met him, remember?
That guy Josh.

01:05:34.027 --> 01:05:35.528
But I can't do anything about it...

01:05:35.529 --> 01:05:37.791
because Becky would
totally freak out.

01:05:39.909 --> 01:05:41.201
Why?

01:05:41.202 --> 01:05:43.296
Just forget it.
It's complicated.

01:05:48.251 --> 01:05:49.835
Aren't you going to get that?

01:05:49.836 --> 01:05:51.421
Let the machine get it.

01:05:51.422 --> 01:05:54.016
I have no desire to talk to
anyone who might be calling me.

01:05:58.262 --> 01:05:59.980
I knew it. It's my mother.

01:06:01.766 --> 01:06:05.019
Hi, I'm calling for...

01:06:05.020 --> 01:06:08.272
You placed an ad in "The Weekly"
over a month ago, and...

01:06:08.273 --> 01:06:11.109
well, I'm the blonde
in the yellow dress.

01:06:11.110 --> 01:06:12.943
At least, I think I am.

01:06:12.944 --> 01:06:14.904
I saw the ad when you
first placed it...

01:06:14.905 --> 01:06:16.655
but I was in this
relationship at the time...

01:06:16.656 --> 01:06:18.699
so I cut the ad out, and...

01:06:18.700 --> 01:06:21.286
and I'm not in a
relationship anymore.

01:06:21.287 --> 01:06:23.038
God, this is really confusing.

01:06:23.039 --> 01:06:24.164
Don't!

01:06:24.165 --> 01:06:25.874
Anyway, if you still
want to talk to me...

01:06:25.875 --> 01:06:29.544
I can be reached at 555-2673.

01:06:29.545 --> 01:06:32.255
That's my work number...

01:06:32.256 --> 01:06:35.384
and my name is Dana.

01:06:35.385 --> 01:06:37.855
OK! Bye.

01:06:40.140 --> 01:06:41.692
Wow.

01:06:43.560 --> 01:06:44.769
What was all that about?

01:06:44.770 --> 01:06:47.145
It's just somebody's
idea of a joke.

01:06:47.146 --> 01:06:49.409
That didn't sound
like a joke to me.

01:06:50.443 --> 01:06:54.706
What, did you place an ad in
the personals or something?

01:06:54.739 --> 01:06:57.991
Yeah, a long time ago.

01:06:57.992 --> 01:07:01.788
She called before. It's just
somebody trying to humiliate me.

01:07:01.789 --> 01:07:04.258
I think you should call her back.

01:07:13.092 --> 01:07:15.478
Oh, look. We have to get these.

01:07:20.684 --> 01:07:24.018
You know, I can't afford
stuff like this right now.

01:07:24.019 --> 01:07:25.187
Look, I'm sick of waiting.

01:07:25.188 --> 01:07:27.617
I mean, we have to get stuff
if we're ever going to move.

01:07:30.528 --> 01:07:32.538
Aren't these the greatest?

01:07:35.867 --> 01:07:37.126
What? They're nice.

01:07:38.911 --> 01:07:41.204
I can't imagine spending
money on plastic cups.

01:07:41.205 --> 01:07:43.915
You don't have to.
I'll pay for everything now...

01:07:43.916 --> 01:07:46.210
and you can pay me back
when you finally get a job.

01:07:46.211 --> 01:07:47.545
You're insane.

01:07:47.546 --> 01:07:50.506
So, are we still going
to that thing tonight?

01:07:50.507 --> 01:07:51.966
What thing?

01:07:51.967 --> 01:07:55.052
You know, that guy's
band is playing tonight.

01:07:55.053 --> 01:07:56.512
Alien Autopsy.

01:07:56.513 --> 01:07:59.224
Actually, Seymour's
big date is tonight.

01:07:59.225 --> 01:08:01.018
And I kind of want to be
around when he calls...

01:08:01.019 --> 01:08:02.811
you know, so I can hear
how badly it went.

01:08:02.812 --> 01:08:04.989
God, I'm so sick of Seymour.

01:08:10.069 --> 01:08:12.571
That was great.

01:08:12.572 --> 01:08:14.657
Jeez, thanks a lot for cooking.

01:08:14.658 --> 01:08:17.118
I love to cook.

01:08:17.119 --> 01:08:21.998
Most women wouldn't invite a guy
over on the first date, but...

01:08:21.999 --> 01:08:24.250
I think you should
trust your instincts.

01:08:24.251 --> 01:08:25.460
When I talked to you
on the phone...

01:08:25.461 --> 01:08:29.673
you just seemed so... I
don't know, so harmless.

01:08:29.674 --> 01:08:31.268
Thanks.

01:08:52.365 --> 01:08:53.958
I love this song.

01:08:57.454 --> 01:08:58.714
Isn't it great?

01:09:00.874 --> 01:09:03.000
Doesn't it make you want to dance?

01:09:03.001 --> 01:09:05.461
- Come on.
- No, I don't really dance.

01:09:05.462 --> 01:09:07.839
Come on, Seymour.
Don't be silly.

01:09:07.840 --> 01:09:09.632
Anybody can dance.

01:09:09.633 --> 01:09:11.561
Here, follow me. Watch my feet.

01:09:12.679 --> 01:09:13.971
No, really.

01:09:13.972 --> 01:09:15.931
Come on, Seymour.

01:09:15.932 --> 01:09:18.142
Just feel the music.

01:09:18.143 --> 01:09:21.019
Loosen up.
It's all in your head.

01:09:21.020 --> 01:09:24.064
Here, let's put down
your bowl of ice cream.

01:09:24.065 --> 01:09:26.442
Wow, it's 9:00 already.

01:09:26.444 --> 01:09:28.736
If we're gonna make that movie,
don't you think we should go?

01:09:28.737 --> 01:09:32.124
OK. Party pooper.

01:09:46.631 --> 01:09:49.216
I'm so excited to see this film.

01:09:49.217 --> 01:09:52.011
Dustoff Varnya is such
a brilliant director.

01:09:52.012 --> 01:09:53.472
Did you see his last film...

01:09:53.473 --> 01:09:55.265
"The Flower That Drank The Moon"?

01:09:55.266 --> 01:09:57.809
It was glorious.

01:09:57.810 --> 01:10:00.103
Must have missed that one.

01:10:00.104 --> 01:10:02.814
Then again, what do I know?
I like Laurel and Hardy movies.

01:10:02.815 --> 01:10:06.526
Really?
I never really cared for those.

01:10:06.527 --> 01:10:09.581
Why does the fat one always have
to be so mean to the skinny one?

01:10:27.300 --> 01:10:30.219
- Hello?
- Hey. It's me.

01:10:30.220 --> 01:10:33.722
- Oh, hi.
- So, what happened?

01:10:33.723 --> 01:10:36.309
Actually, it's still
kind of happening.

01:10:36.310 --> 01:10:40.063
She's over here right now.
I think it's going pretty well.

01:10:40.064 --> 01:10:43.233
- What? You're joking.
- Yeah, so I better go.

01:10:43.234 --> 01:10:45.026
It's not really the
best time to talk, OK?

01:10:45.027 --> 01:10:47.904
What, are you going to have sex
with her on your first date?

01:10:47.905 --> 01:10:52.618
Jesus! I'll talk to you
later, OK? Bye.

01:10:52.619 --> 01:10:54.838
That was my mother.

01:11:17.728 --> 01:11:20.565
Do you still want to
do something tonight?

01:11:20.566 --> 01:11:22.066
What happened to Seymour?

01:11:22.067 --> 01:11:25.153
I can't believe this.
He actually scored.

01:11:25.154 --> 01:11:27.530
God, how repulsive.

01:11:27.531 --> 01:11:29.532
So, should I come over?

01:11:29.533 --> 01:11:33.662
Actually, I was just about
to go out with some friends.

01:11:33.663 --> 01:11:37.040
What are you talking about?
Who?

01:11:37.041 --> 01:11:39.260
Just some people from work.

01:11:41.671 --> 01:11:43.172
I don't believe you.

01:11:43.173 --> 01:11:46.383
You said you were busy, so...

01:11:46.384 --> 01:11:49.637
Look, I better get going.

01:11:49.638 --> 01:11:52.483
I guess I'll call you tomorrow.

01:12:34.520 --> 01:12:36.312
Boo!

01:12:36.313 --> 01:12:37.573
Please.

01:12:39.525 --> 01:12:40.951
Boy.

01:12:42.319 --> 01:12:44.655
So, where have you been?

01:12:44.656 --> 01:12:46.365
I've been looking all over for you.

01:12:46.366 --> 01:12:48.659
I've been wandering the
streets day and night...

01:12:48.660 --> 01:12:50.285
trying to find you.

01:12:50.286 --> 01:12:51.453
Really?

01:12:51.454 --> 01:12:54.340
No. Joe told me where you are.

01:12:56.459 --> 01:12:59.587
But how come you never
call me anymore?

01:12:59.588 --> 01:13:04.518
I'm sorry. I've just
been really busy.

01:13:06.387 --> 01:13:10.515
So, how are things going with...

01:13:10.516 --> 01:13:13.017
What's her name? Dana?

01:13:13.018 --> 01:13:16.689
Pretty well.
Surprisingly, you know.

01:13:16.690 --> 01:13:19.868
It's good.

01:13:21.403 --> 01:13:25.281
What do you do together? ls she
into your old records and stuff?

01:13:25.282 --> 01:13:30.120
Yeah, sort of. I mean, she
doesn't dislike that stuff.

01:13:30.121 --> 01:13:31.413
Anyway, she's trying.

01:13:31.414 --> 01:13:33.665
Actually, we're supposed
to go antique shopping...

01:13:33.666 --> 01:13:36.543
for her apartment this afternoon.

01:13:36.544 --> 01:13:38.920
Sounds good.

01:13:38.921 --> 01:13:41.631
So, we should get together.

01:13:41.632 --> 01:13:47.138
I'll definitely give you a
call this week or something.

01:13:47.139 --> 01:13:49.223
Are you trying to get rid of me?

01:13:49.224 --> 01:13:51.934
No, no, no.
It's just that I...

01:13:51.935 --> 01:13:54.321
I should be going in a
few minutes, and...

01:13:57.108 --> 01:14:00.537
Aren't you even going
to ask how I'm doing?

01:14:02.030 --> 01:14:03.197
Sorry.

01:14:03.198 --> 01:14:06.126
So, how are you?

01:14:07.952 --> 01:14:10.714
I don't know.
Good, I guess.

01:14:13.334 --> 01:14:16.679
Oh, hello.
Guess I'm a little early.

01:14:20.758 --> 01:14:24.970
- This is Enid.
- Hello.

01:14:24.971 --> 01:14:28.140
It's great to finally meet you.

01:14:28.141 --> 01:14:32.061
So, how do you two know each other?

01:14:32.062 --> 01:14:34.314
I'm kind of surprised
he hasn't mentioned me.

01:14:34.315 --> 01:14:37.107
- We're old friends.
- Really?

01:14:37.109 --> 01:14:39.110
Yeah. Very close.

01:14:39.112 --> 01:14:42.030
In fact, I was standing
right next to him...

01:14:42.031 --> 01:14:43.490
the first day you called.

01:14:43.491 --> 01:14:45.324
You know, if it wasn't for me...

01:14:45.325 --> 01:14:47.702
he would have never
called you back.

01:14:47.703 --> 01:14:50.330
- Is that right?
- I would have...

01:14:50.331 --> 01:14:52.207
Well, I've really
got to get going...

01:14:52.208 --> 01:14:55.929
but I'll stop by and see
you sometime, Seymour.

01:14:58.006 --> 01:15:00.809
It really was great to meet you.

01:15:03.887 --> 01:15:06.180
Now remember, the art
show is this Saturday...

01:15:06.181 --> 01:15:07.776
7:30 p.m., sharp.

01:15:11.563 --> 01:15:13.740
Oh, and Justin.

01:15:15.692 --> 01:15:17.535
I'm sorry.

01:15:19.654 --> 01:15:21.865
I'm gonna really miss
all of you people.

01:15:21.866 --> 01:15:24.701
I hope that each of you
feels as if you'll be...

01:15:24.702 --> 01:15:28.088
taking away something
from this experience.

01:15:30.624 --> 01:15:32.968
Thanks.
So long, everyone.

01:15:37.674 --> 01:15:40.259
Enid, can I speak to
you for a moment?

01:15:40.260 --> 01:15:42.803
- Uh-oh.
- Don't worry, it's nothing bad.

01:15:42.804 --> 01:15:44.847
I got a call from a
close friend of mine...

01:15:44.848 --> 01:15:46.807
at the Academy of Art and Design...

01:15:46.808 --> 01:15:49.977
and she tells me I'm allowed
to place one student...

01:15:49.978 --> 01:15:53.398
from your graduating class for
a full one-year scholarship...

01:15:53.399 --> 01:15:56.610
and I took the liberty
of submitting your name.

01:15:56.611 --> 01:15:58.320
As far as I know it
includes housing...

01:15:58.321 --> 01:16:01.374
and meals and everything.
It's really quite an offer.

01:16:02.617 --> 01:16:06.204
Let me know as soon
as you can, Enid.

01:16:06.205 --> 01:16:08.799
This could be a really
great thing for you.

01:16:15.881 --> 01:16:19.009
Pumpkin? Honey?

01:16:19.010 --> 01:16:20.645
I'm coming in.

01:16:21.805 --> 01:16:24.097
Well, I have some good news.

01:16:24.098 --> 01:16:25.349
What is it now?

01:16:25.350 --> 01:16:26.975
Are you still looking for a job?

01:16:26.976 --> 01:16:28.477
I guess.

01:16:28.478 --> 01:16:31.480
Maxine thinks she can get you
a job at Computer Station.

01:16:31.481 --> 01:16:35.109
Normally, you have to have
a lot of references....

01:16:35.110 --> 01:16:37.237
and at least two years
of experience...

01:16:37.238 --> 01:16:40.082
but she thinks she
can convince them.

01:16:41.200 --> 01:16:43.586
Tell her to forget it.
I don't need her help.

01:16:46.205 --> 01:16:49.083
OK, that's...

01:16:49.084 --> 01:16:52.211
You know, if that's...

01:16:52.212 --> 01:16:53.472
If... Mm-hmm.

01:17:10.815 --> 01:17:12.649
Awful! Just awful!

01:17:12.650 --> 01:17:14.609
I will take care of it,
I promise you.

01:17:14.610 --> 01:17:17.613
I will handle it.
Thank you.

01:17:17.614 --> 01:17:20.491
Excuse me.

01:17:20.492 --> 01:17:23.035
I'm sorry, I need to speak
with her for a second.

01:17:23.036 --> 01:17:24.995
- Well, enjoy the show.
- Thank you.

01:17:24.996 --> 01:17:26.164
Yes, what is it, Phyllis?

01:17:26.165 --> 01:17:27.331
I am sorry...

01:17:27.332 --> 01:17:29.584
but you are simply going to
have to remove that painting.

01:17:29.585 --> 01:17:31.504
Several of the parents have
complained about it already.

01:17:31.505 --> 01:17:34.047
Well, I will do no such thing.

01:17:34.048 --> 01:17:36.592
Then I'm going to go over there
and take it down myself.

01:17:36.593 --> 01:17:39.261
I think we should give
the artist a chance...

01:17:39.262 --> 01:17:42.598
to talk with the parents about
her intentions with this piece.

01:17:42.599 --> 01:17:45.643
We should be promoting
discussion as a solution...

01:17:45.644 --> 01:17:46.978
instead of censorship.

01:17:46.979 --> 01:17:48.605
- Censorship?
- Yes.

01:17:48.606 --> 01:17:51.232
Oh, that is such a big
word for you, Roberta.

01:17:51.233 --> 01:17:53.276
Excuse me.

01:17:53.277 --> 01:17:56.029
- Do not touch that...
- OK, I have a solution.

01:17:56.030 --> 01:17:57.706
Thank you, everyone,
for your patience.

01:17:59.701 --> 01:18:02.620
Margaret, have you seen Enid?

01:18:02.621 --> 01:18:05.590
- I don't think she's even here.
- You're kidding.

01:18:07.375 --> 01:18:10.762
- All right. There we go.
- Thank you very much.

01:18:22.141 --> 01:18:24.809
So... Excuse me.

01:18:24.811 --> 01:18:26.978
So there's this stupid art
show I'm going to tonight...

01:18:26.979 --> 01:18:28.481
and I want you to be my date.

01:18:28.482 --> 01:18:29.691
There's something I
want to show you.

01:18:29.692 --> 01:18:32.818
Yeah, I...
I don't think I should.

01:18:32.820 --> 01:18:33.986
Of course you should.

01:18:33.987 --> 01:18:36.240
I'm already a million
hours late. Come on.

01:18:36.241 --> 01:18:37.833
I better not.

01:18:39.576 --> 01:18:43.205
OK, well, forget the art show.
Let's do something else, then.

01:18:43.206 --> 01:18:46.625
I really wish I could, Enid, but...

01:18:46.626 --> 01:18:50.671
Dana just got out of a
really bad relationship...

01:18:50.672 --> 01:18:53.382
and I don't want her to have
the wrong idea, you know?

01:18:53.383 --> 01:18:55.018
Hey, what's happening?

01:18:58.806 --> 01:19:00.858
Where'd you get those pants?

01:19:03.269 --> 01:19:04.811
They were a present from Dana.

01:19:04.812 --> 01:19:07.198
You like them? They a good fit?

01:19:09.567 --> 01:19:12.152
Yeah, whatever. I mean, what
do I know about clothes?

01:19:12.154 --> 01:19:14.664
It's nice to have somebody
do all the work for me.

01:19:20.120 --> 01:19:21.838
I'll just be in my room.

01:19:24.040 --> 01:19:25.625
What's her deal, anyway?

01:19:25.626 --> 01:19:28.211
Did she actually tell you that
you can't see me anymore?

01:19:28.212 --> 01:19:30.932
No. No, I mean...

01:19:32.925 --> 01:19:35.228
Not exactly. She just...

01:19:38.139 --> 01:19:41.517
She just doesn't understand how
I would know someone like you.

01:19:41.518 --> 01:19:43.811
What does that mean,
"someone like me"?

01:19:43.812 --> 01:19:47.032
Just someone so young.

01:19:52.613 --> 01:19:54.707
Don't worry.
I won't bother you anymore.

01:20:49.465 --> 01:20:51.185
Do you remember me?

01:20:53.220 --> 01:20:55.522
Sure. Sure.

01:21:01.019 --> 01:21:05.732
You're, like, the only person
in this world I can count on...

01:21:05.733 --> 01:21:10.163
because, no matter what, I
know you'll always be here.

01:21:12.615 --> 01:21:16.169
Well, that's what you think.

01:21:17.787 --> 01:21:20.341
I'm leaving town.

01:21:25.212 --> 01:21:27.588
Where are we? This is such
a weird neighborhood.

01:21:27.589 --> 01:21:30.216
This is a totally normal,
average neighborhood.

01:21:30.217 --> 01:21:33.262
3128.

01:21:33.263 --> 01:21:35.315
- That must be it.
- Great.

01:21:37.058 --> 01:21:40.436
What? What's wrong with it?
It looks totally normal.

01:21:40.437 --> 01:21:42.104
What? I said great.

01:21:42.105 --> 01:21:43.606
Yeah, I can tell you
really love it.

01:21:43.607 --> 01:21:45.733
What am I supposed to say?

01:21:45.734 --> 01:21:47.611
"Gee, I can't wait to live in
some depressing shit-hole...

01:21:47.612 --> 01:21:48.778
"out in the middle of nowhere"?

01:21:48.779 --> 01:21:51.448
You know, you hate every
single place that we look at.

01:21:51.449 --> 01:21:55.711
Why don't you just tell me you
don't want to live with me?

01:21:57.788 --> 01:22:01.666
Because you'll totally freak out
and act like a psycho about it.

01:22:01.667 --> 01:22:03.711
What?

01:22:03.712 --> 01:22:04.962
You're the psycho.

01:22:04.963 --> 01:22:08.132
You've totally ignored me
ever since high school ended.

01:22:08.133 --> 01:22:11.928
You're still living out some
stupid seventh-grade fantasy!

01:22:11.929 --> 01:22:13.262
"Your own apartment."

01:22:13.263 --> 01:22:14.972
Fuck you.

01:22:14.973 --> 01:22:18.153
Have fun living with your dad
for the rest of your life.

01:22:23.942 --> 01:22:27.412
God. Fuck you, too.

01:22:29.572 --> 01:22:31.616
Pumpkin?

01:22:31.617 --> 01:22:34.086
Pumpkin?

01:22:36.831 --> 01:22:38.540
Honey?

01:22:38.541 --> 01:22:40.217
What's wrong?

01:22:44.296 --> 01:22:45.464
Nothing.

01:22:45.465 --> 01:22:46.966
Because, honey, if
something's wrong...

01:22:46.967 --> 01:22:49.561
I'd love it if we
could talk about it.

01:22:51.179 --> 01:22:53.764
It's nothing. It's just
some hormonal thing.

01:22:53.765 --> 01:22:55.391
Don't worry about it.

01:22:55.392 --> 01:22:59.187
OK, because I have some very,
very important news...

01:22:59.188 --> 01:23:01.231
to talk about...

01:23:01.232 --> 01:23:05.703
and if you're not feeling well,
we can do this some other time.

01:23:07.822 --> 01:23:09.415
What?

01:23:11.033 --> 01:23:14.954
Well, Maxine and I have been
seeing a lot of each other.

01:23:14.955 --> 01:23:16.914
And we were thinking it
might be really best...

01:23:16.915 --> 01:23:20.334
for all of us if at the
end of the summer...

01:23:20.335 --> 01:23:22.128
she came here to live with us.

01:23:22.129 --> 01:23:24.881
We could really just see how
we got along together...

01:23:24.882 --> 01:23:27.644
and see if this is...

01:23:40.899 --> 01:23:44.485
Is this your first death mask?

01:23:44.487 --> 01:23:46.914
All artists have to suffer.

01:23:48.073 --> 01:23:50.408
Just a minute.

01:23:50.409 --> 01:23:55.163
I brought the application
for the art academy.

01:23:55.164 --> 01:23:57.467
I just hope it's not too late.

01:23:58.752 --> 01:24:01.712
I am so sorry about
what happened, Enid.

01:24:01.713 --> 01:24:03.964
What do you mean?

01:24:03.965 --> 01:24:06.050
Well, the whole business
with the art show...

01:24:06.051 --> 01:24:09.929
and the newspaper...
it's just absolutely...

01:24:09.930 --> 01:24:12.057
They're forcing me to give you...

01:24:12.058 --> 01:24:15.027
a non-passing grade in the class.

01:24:16.395 --> 01:24:19.397
Can't I still get a scholarship
to the art academy?

01:24:19.398 --> 01:24:21.942
- Well, I'm sorry, Enid...
- Can you help me out here?

01:24:21.943 --> 01:24:25.071
- I can't breath under this mask.
- Excuse me.

01:24:25.072 --> 01:24:28.542
That's fine. Just breathe.
Don't worry about it.

01:24:46.886 --> 01:24:49.555
Hey, what are you doing here?

01:24:49.556 --> 01:24:51.682
I needed to see you.

01:24:51.683 --> 01:24:54.018
What's up?

01:24:54.019 --> 01:24:56.437
Can you at least let me in?

01:24:56.438 --> 01:24:58.115
Yeah, sure. Come on in.

01:25:00.067 --> 01:25:02.360
Look, I just need someone to be
nice to me for five minutes...

01:25:02.361 --> 01:25:04.747
and then I swear I'll
leave you alone, OK?

01:25:05.948 --> 01:25:07.208
What's the matter?

01:25:09.077 --> 01:25:10.703
Do you have anything to drink?

01:25:10.704 --> 01:25:13.465
There might be some root beer.

01:25:15.000 --> 01:25:17.167
- What's this?
- That's Dana's.

01:25:17.169 --> 01:25:19.545
We're supposed to be saving it
for our two-month anniversary.

01:25:19.546 --> 01:25:20.805
You better not...

01:25:28.723 --> 01:25:32.976
I mean, you like me,
right, Seymour?

01:25:32.977 --> 01:25:34.477
We're good friends, right?

01:25:34.478 --> 01:25:37.157
Yeah, sure. Of course.

01:25:49.661 --> 01:25:51.538
What is this?

01:25:51.539 --> 01:25:56.668
Dana got it when we went
shopping for antiques.

01:25:56.669 --> 01:25:58.253
She said it didn't
go with her stuff...

01:25:58.254 --> 01:26:00.714
so she gave it to me.

01:26:00.715 --> 01:26:04.812
Said it would go better with
my old-time thingamajigs.

01:26:07.598 --> 01:26:10.651
Jesus, how can you stand her?

01:26:13.604 --> 01:26:15.647
How come all that time I was
trying to get you a date...

01:26:15.648 --> 01:26:17.283
you never asked me out?

01:26:19.528 --> 01:26:21.070
You're a beautiful young girl.

01:26:21.071 --> 01:26:23.239
I couldn't imagine you'd
have any interest in me...

01:26:23.240 --> 01:26:27.284
except as an amusingly
cranky eccentric curiosity.

01:26:27.285 --> 01:26:30.246
At least you're not like every
other stupid guy in the world.

01:26:30.247 --> 01:26:33.375
All they care about
is guitars or sports.

01:26:33.376 --> 01:26:35.803
I hate sports.

01:26:41.592 --> 01:26:43.927
Maybe I should just
move in with you.

01:26:43.928 --> 01:26:47.472
I could do the cooking and
dust your old records...

01:26:47.473 --> 01:26:49.484
until I get a job.

01:26:55.315 --> 01:26:57.576
You know what my number
one fantasy used to be?

01:26:59.528 --> 01:27:00.736
What?

01:27:00.737 --> 01:27:03.824
I used to think about one day...

01:27:03.825 --> 01:27:08.087
just not telling anyone and
going off to some random place.

01:27:09.164 --> 01:27:15.127
And I'd just disappear...

01:27:15.128 --> 01:27:17.505
and they'd never see me again.

01:27:17.506 --> 01:27:20.059
Do you ever think about
stuff like that?

01:27:21.302 --> 01:27:23.854
I guess I probably did
when I was your age.

01:27:25.848 --> 01:27:28.516
You know what we should do?

01:27:28.517 --> 01:27:31.937
We should just get in your car
right now and just drive off.

01:27:31.938 --> 01:27:34.315
Just find some totally new place...

01:27:34.316 --> 01:27:35.900
and start a whole new life.

01:27:35.901 --> 01:27:38.036
Fuck everybody.

01:27:39.279 --> 01:27:43.449
I'm not in any good
condition to drive.

01:27:43.450 --> 01:27:46.369
I'm serious.

01:27:46.370 --> 01:27:48.538
I'm just so sick of everybody.

01:27:48.539 --> 01:27:51.333
Why can't I just do what I want?

01:27:51.334 --> 01:27:53.845
What do you want?

01:27:55.922 --> 01:27:57.723
What do you want?

01:28:01.678 --> 01:28:03.397
Don't you like me?

01:28:21.866 --> 01:28:25.170
Boy, I never expected
anything like this to happen.

01:28:28.082 --> 01:28:30.750
Yeah, well, me, neither.

01:28:30.751 --> 01:28:33.721
You must know I always...

01:28:35.714 --> 01:28:39.435
Did you mean all that stuff
about moving in with me?

01:28:43.014 --> 01:28:45.901
I was just thinking out loud.

01:28:47.519 --> 01:28:52.523
I mean, you've got this
thing with Dana, and...

01:28:52.524 --> 01:28:54.233
I'm not gonna let you fuck that up.

01:28:54.234 --> 01:28:57.955
Yeah, but I don't know, I just...

01:29:01.450 --> 01:29:03.669
I really need to get some sleep.

01:29:07.373 --> 01:29:09.050
Good night.

01:29:41.410 --> 01:29:44.004
Right. One second.

01:29:45.456 --> 01:29:48.958
- Sorry. Go ahead.
- We're almost done.

01:29:48.959 --> 01:29:51.669
Hi. Yeah.
No, it's excluded.

01:29:51.670 --> 01:29:54.590
They've already paid
the earnest money.

01:29:54.591 --> 01:29:55.799
Well, let's see if
they bring it up...

01:29:55.800 --> 01:29:59.053
if they notice it on
the final walkthrough.

01:29:59.054 --> 01:30:00.272
Right.

01:30:01.431 --> 01:30:03.483
Great. Sounds good.

01:30:05.602 --> 01:30:07.394
- Yes!
- We did it!

01:30:07.395 --> 01:30:09.105
- Great job.
- Thank you.

01:30:09.106 --> 01:30:12.442
I'm proud of you.
I'll catch you guys later.

01:30:12.443 --> 01:30:14.495
I'm going to start the paperwork.

01:30:18.658 --> 01:30:21.002
- Congratulations.
- Thank you. Have a seat.

01:30:24.248 --> 01:30:28.302
So, what brings you down here?

01:30:30.671 --> 01:30:37.187
I just really feel like I
need to say something to you.

01:30:39.472 --> 01:30:41.723
I've never said this
to anyone before.

01:30:41.724 --> 01:30:44.184
Believe me, I've...

01:30:44.185 --> 01:30:47.271
I've stayed in horrible
relationships for years...

01:30:47.272 --> 01:30:49.606
just so I wouldn't have to do this.

01:30:49.607 --> 01:30:52.661
What are you trying to say?

01:30:55.239 --> 01:30:59.585
Maybe it's not such a good
idea that we keep going out.

01:31:09.713 --> 01:31:11.640
It's Enid. Leave a message.

01:31:13.341 --> 01:31:14.717
Seymour, here.

01:31:14.718 --> 01:31:18.262
I really want to talk to you.

01:31:18.263 --> 01:31:20.390
I've been thinking
about what you said...

01:31:20.391 --> 01:31:23.143
about moving in here, and...

01:31:23.144 --> 01:31:27.898
Yeah, so just...

01:31:27.899 --> 01:31:29.649
give me a call when
you get a chance.

01:31:29.650 --> 01:31:31.077
OK. Thanks. Bye.

01:31:41.205 --> 01:31:43.915
Look, I'm really sorry
about the other day.

01:31:43.916 --> 01:31:46.042
I don't know what's wrong with me.

01:31:46.043 --> 01:31:47.711
I really do want to
move in with you.

01:31:47.712 --> 01:31:49.973
Look, I don't know.

01:31:51.758 --> 01:31:55.093
I was thinking maybe I should
just live alone, you know?

01:31:55.094 --> 01:31:59.181
I've decided to rent that
place that we looked at...

01:31:59.182 --> 01:32:02.894
and I start moving in next week.

01:32:02.895 --> 01:32:06.522
Please let me come with you.
Please.

01:32:06.524 --> 01:32:09.525
Look, I don't know. I don't
think it's such a good idea.

01:32:09.527 --> 01:32:12.111
Of course it's a good idea.
It's our plan.

01:32:12.112 --> 01:32:14.155
Yeah, but how are you going
to pay rent and everything?

01:32:14.156 --> 01:32:15.907
You don't even have a job.

01:32:15.908 --> 01:32:19.119
I'll get a job tomorrow. I promise.

01:32:19.120 --> 01:32:22.164
Maxine said she could get me
a job at Computer Station.

01:32:22.165 --> 01:32:26.011
Please, Becca.

01:32:27.254 --> 01:32:29.797
Tonight, I have a very
special partner...

01:32:29.798 --> 01:32:33.218
one who is a performance artist...

01:32:33.219 --> 01:32:35.428
in sign language for the deaf.

01:32:35.429 --> 01:32:37.940
Please welcome to the stage...

01:32:41.644 --> 01:32:43.270
Well, here's where
the fun never stops.

01:32:43.271 --> 01:32:45.815
She could at least have the
decency to call me back.

01:32:45.816 --> 01:32:50.319
Wasted time, trying to logically
figure out the female brain.

01:32:50.320 --> 01:32:52.613
That's for sure.

01:32:52.614 --> 01:32:54.333
Maybe she got another boyfriend.

01:32:58.036 --> 01:32:59.714
Yeah, well, thanks
for cheering me up.

01:33:13.136 --> 01:33:14.688
Oh, God.

01:33:25.482 --> 01:33:26.867
It's Enid. Leave a message.

01:33:29.154 --> 01:33:32.624
Oh, come on.

01:33:34.201 --> 01:33:35.919
Hey, look at it this way...

01:33:36.995 --> 01:33:38.838
at least things can't
get any worse.

01:33:47.048 --> 01:33:50.383
Seymour!
Just the man I want to see.

01:33:50.384 --> 01:33:52.687
Step in here for a minute.

01:33:55.473 --> 01:33:57.150
Have a seat.

01:33:58.852 --> 01:34:02.239
What can you tell me
about this, Seymour?

01:34:12.075 --> 01:34:13.626
So, what do you think?

01:34:15.203 --> 01:34:17.130
It's fine.

01:34:19.707 --> 01:34:22.260
- Where's all your stuff?
- There.

01:34:26.799 --> 01:34:29.008
That's all you're bringing?

01:34:29.009 --> 01:34:30.593
No. I'm gonna pack
up the rest tonight.

01:34:30.594 --> 01:34:32.804
I'll bring it over
sometime tomorrow.

01:34:32.805 --> 01:34:35.181
What time?

01:34:35.182 --> 01:34:37.934
I don't know. Noon?

01:34:37.935 --> 01:34:40.604
All right, cool. Just make
sure you're here by then...

01:34:40.605 --> 01:34:43.148
because we got a lot
of stuff to do.

01:34:43.149 --> 01:34:45.025
Oh, wait.

01:34:45.026 --> 01:34:47.621
I got to show you this.
It's really cool.

01:34:52.826 --> 01:34:54.962
Isn't it great?

01:35:28.239 --> 01:35:30.824
A smile is something special

01:35:30.825 --> 01:35:33.952
A ribbon is something rare

01:35:33.953 --> 01:35:36.581
So I'll be special,
and I'll be rare

01:35:36.582 --> 01:35:41.095
With a smile and a
ribbon in my hair

01:35:42.379 --> 01:35:44.964
To be a girl they notice

01:35:44.965 --> 01:35:47.592
Takes more than a fancy dress

01:35:47.593 --> 01:35:50.763
So I'll be special,
and I'll be rare

01:35:50.764 --> 01:35:53.933
I'll be something beyond compare

01:35:53.934 --> 01:35:56.352
I'll be noticed because I'll wear

01:35:56.353 --> 01:36:02.200
A smile and a ribbon in my hair

01:36:32.057 --> 01:36:34.726
What's wrong with you, retard?
It's 3:30.

01:36:34.727 --> 01:36:39.356
Oh, hi. Enid's stepmother
told me that she'd be here.

01:36:39.357 --> 01:36:40.941
She's not at home?

01:36:40.942 --> 01:36:43.193
No, they told me
that she'd be here.

01:36:43.194 --> 01:36:45.362
Well, where the fuck is she?

01:36:45.363 --> 01:36:47.531
She was supposed to be
here three hours ago.

01:36:47.532 --> 01:36:51.378
Do you mind if I wait?
I really need to talk to her.

01:36:57.334 --> 01:36:58.585
Are you sure she wasn't there?

01:36:58.586 --> 01:37:01.088
I mean, maybe she was just
hiding from you or something.

01:37:01.089 --> 01:37:03.549
Why would she be hiding from me?

01:37:03.550 --> 01:37:05.509
I don't know.

01:37:05.510 --> 01:37:07.604
Where is she, then?

01:37:09.306 --> 01:37:10.598
Maybe she's with Josh?

01:37:10.599 --> 01:37:14.101
Josh? Why would she be with Josh?

01:37:14.102 --> 01:37:18.074
I really don't know
enough about it to...

01:37:19.191 --> 01:37:21.651
But why did you say that
she was hiding from me?

01:37:21.652 --> 01:37:23.412
Did she say anything
to you about me?

01:37:25.114 --> 01:37:26.823
Yeah.
She thinks you're a dork.

01:37:26.824 --> 01:37:29.043
She said that?

01:37:30.286 --> 01:37:34.749
What do you expect? I mean,
considering how we met you...

01:37:34.750 --> 01:37:36.751
What do you mean?

01:37:36.752 --> 01:37:38.887
She didn't tell you about that?

01:37:41.131 --> 01:37:42.599
What are you talking about?

01:37:43.800 --> 01:37:46.094
On that pathetic fake blind date?

01:37:46.095 --> 01:37:49.190
What fake blind date?
What are you talking about?

01:37:53.978 --> 01:37:55.238
Here.

01:38:00.236 --> 01:38:01.579
Look.

01:38:31.894 --> 01:38:33.614
Did you have a good
laugh at my expense?

01:38:34.522 --> 01:38:35.897
What do you mean?

01:38:35.898 --> 01:38:38.576
Do you think that's funny?

01:38:39.777 --> 01:38:42.029
Here, is that funny?

01:38:42.030 --> 01:38:44.208
I'll show you something funny.

01:38:48.203 --> 01:38:50.881
- Hey. Damn it. Come on.
- Get...

01:38:56.671 --> 01:39:00.173
Not so cool now, are
you, good-looking boy?

01:39:00.174 --> 01:39:02.175
- What's going on?
- Call the cops, man.

01:39:02.176 --> 01:39:03.343
- Citizen's arrest.
- You!

01:39:03.344 --> 01:39:04.845
Call the cops!

01:39:04.846 --> 01:39:06.054
Get the hell out of my store!

01:39:06.055 --> 01:39:08.599
All right.
Hey, no need to get violent.

01:39:08.600 --> 01:39:09.817
I'm outta here.

01:39:36.171 --> 01:39:38.723
Are you OK?

01:39:45.723 --> 01:39:48.609
You seem a little stoned.
What are you on?

01:39:49.769 --> 01:39:51.603
High on life.

01:39:51.604 --> 01:39:54.607
Look, Seymour, I came
by to tell you...

01:39:54.608 --> 01:39:58.194
how really, really sorry
I am about everything.

01:39:58.195 --> 01:39:59.779
I know you probably
totally hate me.

01:39:59.780 --> 01:40:01.073
You don't have to say...

01:40:01.074 --> 01:40:03.991
Please. Don't say anything.

01:40:03.992 --> 01:40:06.837
I know I'm a total
disappointment to everyone.

01:40:09.249 --> 01:40:11.708
I just quit my job this morning...

01:40:11.709 --> 01:40:13.794
and then I had a
fight with Becky...

01:40:13.795 --> 01:40:15.671
because I told her I wasn't
going to move in with her...

01:40:15.672 --> 01:40:19.800
and she really just
wants to kill me.

01:40:19.801 --> 01:40:24.806
And there is just no way
to explain how I feel.

01:40:24.807 --> 01:40:26.066
I don't...

01:40:28.477 --> 01:40:31.980
I guess I'll just have
to figure myself out.

01:40:31.981 --> 01:40:34.148
Enid, I'm not mad at you.

01:40:34.149 --> 01:40:35.775
I know I'm just a dork.

01:40:35.776 --> 01:40:38.330
Seymour, you are not a dork.

01:40:39.990 --> 01:40:41.583
Sure I am.

01:40:55.631 --> 01:40:57.632
You are such a stupid idiot.

01:40:57.633 --> 01:41:00.061
Did you even look through
the rest of the book?

01:41:03.764 --> 01:41:05.859
See?

01:41:16.194 --> 01:41:19.415
You're like... my hero.

01:41:32.545 --> 01:41:34.431
Thanks for waiting.

01:41:39.553 --> 01:41:41.638
Is he going to be OK?

01:41:41.639 --> 01:41:43.941
I think he'll be fine.

01:41:53.568 --> 01:41:55.662
What are you going to do now?

01:41:58.490 --> 01:42:00.000
I'm not sure.

01:42:01.034 --> 01:42:05.089
I'd better get going.
I'm going to be late for work.

01:42:08.376 --> 01:42:10.303
Call me, OK?

01:44:22.060 --> 01:44:25.313
I have to admit things are
starting to look up for me...

01:44:25.314 --> 01:44:27.899
since my life turned to shit.

01:44:27.900 --> 01:44:30.485
Remember what I said
when we first started?

01:44:30.486 --> 01:44:32.153
This little break-up might be...

01:44:32.154 --> 01:44:34.364
the very best thing that
ever happened to you.

01:44:34.365 --> 01:44:39.161
I think I'm ready to get
back to my old life.

01:44:39.162 --> 01:44:41.423
You think that's too soon?

01:44:43.166 --> 01:44:45.802
Why don't we start
with that next week?

01:44:47.504 --> 01:44:48.671
Thank you.

01:44:48.672 --> 01:44:50.172
Don't thank me.

01:44:50.173 --> 01:44:52.351
You're doing all the work.

01:45:13.949 --> 01:45:16.409
- Is he done?
- Yes.

01:45:16.410 --> 01:45:17.744
Seymour, did you have a chance...

01:45:17.745 --> 01:45:20.413
to think about what you might want
for dinner while you were in here?

01:45:20.414 --> 01:45:22.583
No, I haven't.

01:45:22.584 --> 01:45:25.377
Maybe we could discuss
it in the car.

01:45:25.378 --> 01:45:26.629
Did you want mashed potatoes?

01:45:26.630 --> 01:45:28.556
See you next week.

01:50:56.482 --> 01:50:59.285
Not so funny now, tough
guy, are you, huh?

01:51:11.040 --> 01:51:12.967
Motherfuckers!

01:51:12.991 --> 01:51:32.991
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