WEBVTT 00:00:00.093 --> 00:00:20.093 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. .:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:49.417 --> 00:00:52.833 An Old Egyptian poem goes as follows: "Nile, 00:00:53.083 --> 00:00:57.750 Nile, Nile, impetuous and turbulent river 00:00:58.042 --> 00:01:01.625 you're like our queen, the source of life. 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:09.417 ASTERIX AND CLEOPATRA 00:02:01.208 --> 00:02:05.667 Our story begins in a distant past, in Alexandria, 00:02:06.000 --> 00:02:08.500 or at Alexandria, both are possible... 00:02:08.750 --> 00:02:12.917 ...in Egypt, at the palace of the queen of queens. 00:02:13.167 --> 00:02:16.375 The legendary and elegant Cleopatra. 00:02:16.625 --> 00:02:17.625 Enough! 00:02:20.750 --> 00:02:25.250 I'm saying Egypt's culture isn't all that great... 00:02:25.625 --> 00:02:28.792 There were good times of course. 00:02:29.042 --> 00:02:31.750 I'm just saying the current people are decadent. 00:02:32.917 --> 00:02:35.167 And that Egypt is merely a Roman province. 00:02:35.417 --> 00:02:38.000 A "province"! - Yes... 00:02:38.792 --> 00:02:41.500 Until further notice, o Caesar... 00:02:41.750 --> 00:02:44.417 ...it's not the Romans that build the great pyramids. 00:02:46.042 --> 00:02:48.542 Those pointy things? - And the sphinx? 00:02:48.958 --> 00:02:51.625 And the tower of Pharos? What do you think of that? 00:02:52.042 --> 00:02:54.417 That's old news. - Yesterday... 00:02:54.833 --> 00:02:58.833 ...or today, my people are superior. - In fact your people are... 00:02:59.083 --> 00:03:02.375 ...Greek, and I know better true Egyptians. 00:03:02.625 --> 00:03:03.875 Enough! 00:03:06.500 --> 00:03:09.708 I can prove to you, o Caesar... 00:03:09.958 --> 00:03:12.958 ...that my people are still brilliant. 00:03:13.208 --> 00:03:15.917 Yes? How? Painting portraits? 00:03:16.750 --> 00:03:19.750 No, by building a palace. 00:03:20.167 --> 00:03:21.917 I already have a palace in Rome. 00:03:22.333 --> 00:03:26.583 You'll get one in Alexandria too. So when you visit the "province"... 00:03:26.833 --> 00:03:31.500 ...you'll have somewhere to sleep. But it will be bigger... 00:03:31.750 --> 00:03:35.208 ...and more luxurious than all other palaces. 00:03:36.250 --> 00:03:39.875 Bigger than "Caesar's Palace"? I'd like to see that... 00:03:40.125 --> 00:03:41.417 You will see. 00:03:42.375 --> 00:03:45.750 Rome wasn't built in one day. When will it be finished? 00:03:46.625 --> 00:03:47.667 Three centuries from now? 00:03:48.083 --> 00:03:49.042 Three months. 00:03:51.250 --> 00:03:53.042 Three months? - Three months? 00:03:53.458 --> 00:03:54.542 Three... - ...months? 00:03:55.042 --> 00:03:57.625 Within 3 months you'll have your palace. 00:03:57.875 --> 00:04:00.375 It'll never be finished in time. 00:04:01.375 --> 00:04:03.167 But fine, I accept the challenge. 00:04:03.542 --> 00:04:05.958 If you make it, I'll publicly admit... 00:04:06.208 --> 00:04:10.458 ...that your people is still brilliant. But I have my doubts. 00:04:18.625 --> 00:04:20.625 See you in three months... 00:04:21.042 --> 00:04:23.375 He really gets the most of me. 00:04:34.875 --> 00:04:38.000 Oh no...why is the floor already finished? 00:04:38.250 --> 00:04:42.375 First the water pipes. Now we have to break up the floor. 00:04:42.625 --> 00:04:47.042 Malococsis, I'm not an architect. I'm a tiler. 00:04:47.292 --> 00:04:50.000 What's that door doing there? - No idea. 00:04:50.250 --> 00:04:53.958 Ask Edifis, the architect. - Architects... 00:04:54.208 --> 00:04:57.458 Along with cart wrights they're the most incompentent. 00:04:57.708 --> 00:04:59.208 Malococsis! 00:04:59.625 --> 00:05:02.583 Edifis... - I'm happy to see you. 00:05:03.750 --> 00:05:05.542 How are you? - Terrible! 00:05:06.042 --> 00:05:07.667 W...w...What's the problem? 00:05:08.083 --> 00:05:10.125 The door in the ceiling? - That? 00:05:10.542 --> 00:05:15.083 I anticipate. Should you want a second floor, no problem. 00:05:15.583 --> 00:05:18.708 And the tiles. Beautiful, huh? Feudartifis, come see. 00:05:19.417 --> 00:05:22.292 Are they beautiful or what? - Beautiful. 00:05:27.750 --> 00:05:29.458 Malococsis...trust me... 00:05:29.708 --> 00:05:31.875 ...I'm not a cart wright. - You're worse. 00:05:32.583 --> 00:05:36.208 You're running two months behind. Watch it, I have connections. 00:05:36.458 --> 00:05:39.458 People in high places who could cause you a great deal of problems. 00:05:40.708 --> 00:05:42.625 Preferably from Alexandria... 00:05:44.208 --> 00:05:45.750 Architect Edifis? 00:05:47.917 --> 00:05:50.417 No, that's...What's it about? 00:05:50.792 --> 00:05:53.333 I had to laugh because of the Alexandria joke... 00:05:53.583 --> 00:05:58.167 ...because people in high places makes me think about monkeys in a tree... 00:05:58.417 --> 00:06:00.542 You don't have to get angry. 00:06:03.917 --> 00:06:06.667 My little one...Wake up. Breakfast. 00:06:09.833 --> 00:06:11.500 Kinepolis... 00:06:11.875 --> 00:06:12.958 What's that? 00:06:14.500 --> 00:06:15.292 Lovendpis... 00:06:18.208 --> 00:06:20.375 Serge... 00:06:25.042 --> 00:06:28.458 Artifis... clean the water. It stinks. 00:06:30.667 --> 00:06:32.208 I don't smell anything... 00:06:32.583 --> 00:06:35.500 I was just doing what I always do. 00:06:35.875 --> 00:06:38.542 That's your problem. 00:06:38.875 --> 00:06:40.333 You always do like you always do. 00:06:40.583 --> 00:06:42.583 Yes, I always do. 00:06:43.458 --> 00:06:47.042 The floor is weird. I don't feel it. 00:06:47.417 --> 00:06:48.792 Where is it? 00:06:51.500 --> 00:06:52.625 Good day. 00:06:55.458 --> 00:06:59.167 Edifis, is Egypt the most powerful empire in the world? 00:06:59.542 --> 00:07:02.958 Yes. No one in the world has more power. 00:07:03.333 --> 00:07:06.750 Of course I don't know everyone. 00:07:07.125 --> 00:07:10.375 The Romans and Caesar have their doubts. 00:07:10.750 --> 00:07:14.375 I'm going to show him what we can do. - Ok. 00:07:14.750 --> 00:07:18.500 I'm building him the most magnificent palace. - Ok. 00:07:18.875 --> 00:07:21.458 And you, Edifis, will be the architect. 00:07:21.833 --> 00:07:23.333 Ok. 00:07:23.708 --> 00:07:26.042 I'll be the architect. Meaning? 00:07:27.292 --> 00:07:28.583 I'll have to... 00:07:30.500 --> 00:07:32.542 Al my other architects are busy. 00:07:32.917 --> 00:07:35.375 No, I'm not busy. 00:07:35.750 --> 00:07:37.417 He's not busy. 00:07:40.958 --> 00:07:43.542 Edifis, you're the only one available. 00:07:44.958 --> 00:07:48.625 I have no time. I have to finish my work for Malococsis. 00:07:49.000 --> 00:07:50.917 Only the tiles, but anyway... 00:07:51.292 --> 00:07:54.833 My Queen, as your architect I offer you my services. 00:07:56.583 --> 00:07:58.750 When the crocodiles have fresh water, I could... 00:07:59.000 --> 00:08:01.875 No, you're good, but too conservative. 00:08:02.833 --> 00:08:05.417 Conservative... What does that mean? 00:08:05.792 --> 00:08:08.750 I want something new, something refreshing. 00:08:09.125 --> 00:08:13.125 But... help Edifis. Find some land. 00:08:13.500 --> 00:08:15.125 Land? 00:08:15.833 --> 00:08:17.042 As you wish. 00:08:17.417 --> 00:08:21.333 Go, Edifis, you've got three months. 00:08:22.750 --> 00:08:25.458 Three months? What margin? 00:08:25.708 --> 00:08:30.083 Because three months, that's merely enough for the plans... 00:08:30.333 --> 00:08:33.875 ...and with the foundations, that's three times four, nine... 00:08:34.250 --> 00:08:35.750 Three months, that's... 00:08:36.125 --> 00:08:38.208 I don't think that's enough. 00:08:38.583 --> 00:08:43.083 Edifis! You've got three months. Exactly! 00:08:55.458 --> 00:08:57.917 If you succeed, I'll cover you with gold. 00:08:59.708 --> 00:09:02.958 If you fail, I'll feed you to the crocodiles. 00:09:32.250 --> 00:09:33.958 Where's the sweet little lamb? 00:09:35.542 --> 00:09:37.500 They ate the little lamb? 00:09:42.833 --> 00:09:45.625 I should build that palace. 00:09:45.875 --> 00:09:48.208 Then I, neither Cleopatra, the rain... 00:09:48.458 --> 00:09:50.208 ...the hail nor the locusts... 00:09:50.458 --> 00:09:55.458 ...would be Egypt's worst nightmare. 00:09:58.792 --> 00:10:02.417 17, 18, 19, 20, 21... 00:10:12.250 --> 00:10:16.125 474, 475, 476, 477... - Boss! 00:10:20.208 --> 00:10:23.250 Boss! I rushed myself... 00:10:23.500 --> 00:10:26.042 I was thinking about some sort of machine... 00:10:26.417 --> 00:10:29.333 ...that would enable us to reach the top of the pyramid. 00:10:29.583 --> 00:10:33.167 Otis... can't this wait? 00:10:34.625 --> 00:10:37.875 What are you counting, boss? - I'm measuring. 00:10:40.917 --> 00:10:43.333 Cleopatra wants a palace for Caesar. 00:10:43.583 --> 00:10:46.042 Here. On this stroke of land. 00:10:46.292 --> 00:10:49.833 From there... to there. 00:10:51.500 --> 00:10:53.042 That would be a big palace. 00:10:53.292 --> 00:10:55.208 It has to be modern and daring. 00:10:55.583 --> 00:10:58.542 That's great. You can stop now... 00:10:58.792 --> 00:11:00.500 ...leave it to the experts. 00:11:00.750 --> 00:11:03.042 No time, we've got 3 months. 00:11:03.292 --> 00:11:05.250 Fine. And how much extra time? 00:11:05.500 --> 00:11:08.667 None. We've got 3 months, not a day more. 00:11:09.458 --> 00:11:12.125 Impossible. - That's obvious. 00:11:12.375 --> 00:11:14.583 However urgent jobs can be interesting. 00:11:14.833 --> 00:11:16.750 It's not urgent, it's suicide. 00:11:17.000 --> 00:11:20.542 If I fail, I'll be fed to the crocodiles. And I saw them... 00:11:20.792 --> 00:11:22.958 A crocodile is fast. 00:11:23.208 --> 00:11:25.875 Not good. I can't finish my machine. 00:11:26.125 --> 00:11:29.708 Did you hear me did you hear me? 00:11:30.292 --> 00:11:33.917 Yes, no, but... - Sorry, but I can be eaten. 00:11:34.292 --> 00:11:35.708 Three months starting when? 00:11:39.042 --> 00:11:41.500 The clock is ticking. - They've been working on the gardens for years. 00:11:41.750 --> 00:11:44.792 And there's nothing. Completely nothing. 00:11:45.042 --> 00:11:46.500 We need magic. 00:11:46.875 --> 00:11:50.875 We need to be magicians. Gods. 00:11:52.583 --> 00:11:56.000 Exactly... We need magical powers. 00:11:56.375 --> 00:11:59.125 Yes, it's not good news, but that's it. 00:12:03.625 --> 00:12:05.375 When I was little... 00:12:06.083 --> 00:12:10.250 ...my dad told me about this druid. Geta-Getabemix. 00:12:12.667 --> 00:12:14.083 Getasonixme... 00:12:15.458 --> 00:12:16.958 Something ending in ix? 00:12:17.708 --> 00:12:19.375 Helmutlottix? 00:12:19.750 --> 00:12:22.083 It starts with Geta... and ends in ininekix. 00:12:22.333 --> 00:12:24.583 How about Pommederainettepommedapix. 00:12:25.917 --> 00:12:27.542 A druid. 00:12:27.917 --> 00:12:30.833 A Gallic druid with a magic potion. 00:12:31.083 --> 00:12:33.000 It gives people enormous strength. 00:12:33.250 --> 00:12:37.458 Using that potion I'll finish in no time and stay alive. 00:12:37.708 --> 00:12:41.458 Imhotep, I didn't expect it, but suddenly I'm freed. 00:12:41.708 --> 00:12:43.125 Boss... 00:12:43.500 --> 00:12:45.000 ...magic potions don't exist. 00:12:45.375 --> 00:12:49.167 Only on children's papyrus drawings. 00:12:49.792 --> 00:12:52.125 Get us some workers. Let them start the foundations. 00:12:52.375 --> 00:12:56.583 There will be a lane with big statues. Called "Big Statue Lane". 00:12:56.833 --> 00:13:01.083 And there gardens with olive and orange trees, willows, .... 00:13:01.333 --> 00:13:04.333 Yes, and there the palace, luxurious and magnificent. 00:13:04.708 --> 00:13:08.292 With a huge court yard and lots of dancers. 00:13:08.750 --> 00:13:13.500 And there a small geranium, yes, that will be beautiful. 00:13:13.750 --> 00:13:15.625 That will be really beautiful. 00:13:15.875 --> 00:13:18.333 You have to picture it. - Yes. 00:13:18.708 --> 00:13:22.292 I'm leaving. See you in a month. - A month? 00:13:22.667 --> 00:13:25.625 Max. The time to find Getabemix and come back. 00:13:26.000 --> 00:13:27.583 Go, Cannabis. 00:13:28.833 --> 00:13:30.542 Go, Cannabis! 00:13:31.042 --> 00:13:32.792 Let's go! 00:13:35.292 --> 00:13:37.875 You're not moving, Cannabis. 00:13:38.250 --> 00:13:39.750 Move it! Go, Cannabis! 00:13:40.000 --> 00:13:41.333 Where does that Mix live? 00:13:41.583 --> 00:13:45.417 Up north. He lives up north. 00:13:45.667 --> 00:13:49.417 Go, go Cannabis. 00:13:54.125 --> 00:13:57.083 The year is 50 B.C. 00:13:57.333 --> 00:14:01.875 Gaul is entirely occupied by the Romans. Well, not entirely... 00:14:02.125 --> 00:14:07.458 One small village of invincible Gauls still holds out against the invaders. 00:14:07.667 --> 00:14:12.292 And life is not easy for the Roman legionaries who garrison the fortified camps of 00:14:12.542 --> 00:14:17.000 Totorum, Aquarium, Laudanum and Compendium... 00:14:17.250 --> 00:14:19.542 En garde, Gaul. Defend yourself! 00:14:20.458 --> 00:14:22.333 One moment please. 00:14:27.208 --> 00:14:29.375 What was that? - Are you new here? 00:14:29.750 --> 00:14:31.292 Yes, we've just been transferred. 00:14:31.667 --> 00:14:36.167 I understand. This potion is a magic potion... 00:14:36.542 --> 00:14:40.708 ...made by our druid and it makes us stronger. 00:14:45.083 --> 00:14:46.500 Look. 00:14:50.375 --> 00:14:54.292 Getamanix! Getamenixme! 00:14:55.167 --> 00:14:57.250 What kind of country is this? 00:14:58.250 --> 00:15:02.125 Incredible, it's minus 8000 degrees here. 00:15:10.833 --> 00:15:14.583 I don't have to drink it, I fell in when I was a little boy. 00:15:14.833 --> 00:15:18.125 It gives me extraordinary power. 00:15:18.375 --> 00:15:19.917 Look. 00:15:23.917 --> 00:15:25.750 Nice, huh? 00:15:26.875 --> 00:15:29.042 Good day. Where's the Gallic village. 00:15:29.875 --> 00:15:34.833 If you follow them you'll get there 00:15:35.208 --> 00:15:38.792 I'm not going with you, ok? I'm staying here. 00:15:39.042 --> 00:15:40.917 I'm going to think a little. 00:15:42.458 --> 00:15:46.125 Those Romans are good, they fly better than the others. 00:15:46.375 --> 00:15:49.958 It's because of their new helmets. They're more aerodynamic. 00:15:51.625 --> 00:15:53.375 Listen... 00:15:54.625 --> 00:15:57.292 Landing could be better. 00:15:58.208 --> 00:16:00.875 Excuse me? Are you Asterixme? 00:16:01.083 --> 00:16:04.125 Rix. Asterix. And this is Obelix. 00:16:04.375 --> 00:16:06.708 And the dog is Dogmatix. 00:16:07.083 --> 00:16:11.708 Do you know Getabamenix? A druid. 00:16:18.375 --> 00:16:23.042 Getafix, excuse me for disturbing, but you have a visitor. 00:16:25.250 --> 00:16:28.125 Sir? - It's me! 00:16:30.125 --> 00:16:32.208 He obviously doesn't know you. 00:16:32.458 --> 00:16:36.333 I, I, I'm Edifis. I'm Tumeris' son, your old friend. 00:16:37.958 --> 00:16:41.125 What a pleasant surprise. 00:16:41.958 --> 00:16:43.958 You must be frozen. 00:16:44.333 --> 00:16:46.292 I'm very happy to see you. 00:16:47.208 --> 00:16:50.625 He's from Alexandria. Come warm yourself. 00:16:52.917 --> 00:16:56.458 That's the magic potion? - No, chestnut soup. 00:17:02.083 --> 00:17:03.250 No. 00:17:03.625 --> 00:17:06.792 I can't sell you any potion. 00:17:09.500 --> 00:17:13.208 Not all of it. One cauldron. 00:17:13.875 --> 00:17:14.667 No. 00:17:16.250 --> 00:17:18.792 He won't budge, it's the principle. 00:17:19.167 --> 00:17:20.333 A small cauldron. 00:17:20.667 --> 00:17:21.917 No. 00:17:23.875 --> 00:17:25.833 A flask. - No. 00:17:28.667 --> 00:17:30.833 A small flask. - Nee. 00:17:31.208 --> 00:17:35.292 A cup. A small cup. A small cup, that's all. 00:17:36.583 --> 00:17:40.875 It's a secret among druids and not for sale. 00:17:44.792 --> 00:17:46.667 A little cup is not much. 00:17:47.583 --> 00:17:48.958 I'm sorry, Edifis. 00:17:54.667 --> 00:17:56.417 Ok then. 00:17:58.167 --> 00:18:00.333 You were my only hope. 00:18:01.292 --> 00:18:04.250 The small chance of survival. 00:18:05.292 --> 00:18:06.958 But I understand. 00:18:08.042 --> 00:18:09.250 You have other things to worry about. 00:18:10.500 --> 00:18:14.125 Caesar, the Romans. Who I'm not fond of. 00:18:15.958 --> 00:18:17.708 Maybe I'm going to die... 00:18:17.958 --> 00:18:19.708 But it was nice knowing you. 00:18:20.875 --> 00:18:22.000 Gentlemen... 00:18:23.167 --> 00:18:23.958 Midifix... 00:18:30.833 --> 00:18:32.042 But what's wrong? 00:18:35.083 --> 00:18:38.917 Edifis, wait. I've been planning to consult some manuscripts... 00:18:39.292 --> 00:18:41.458 ...in Alexandria's library. I can't promise anything... 00:18:42.708 --> 00:18:45.000 ...but I'll join you. 00:18:46.500 --> 00:18:49.583 Thanks. Thanks a lot, Getamanix. 00:18:49.958 --> 00:18:52.625 My ship is waiting, there's enough room for everyone. 00:18:52.958 --> 00:18:55.625 There's no time to loose. - Let's go, Dogmatix. 00:18:55.833 --> 00:18:58.875 You're not going to take him are you? - Why not? 00:18:59.125 --> 00:19:03.417 He's too small for such a big trip. And Egypt is the land of cats. 00:19:03.667 --> 00:19:06.917 Pack your bags and don't talk about any longer. 00:19:07.917 --> 00:19:11.667 "Don't talk about it..." 00:19:21.875 --> 00:19:25.583 Accompanied by the arctic wind, on board of the Napadelis... 00:19:25.833 --> 00:19:30.000 ...a long journey to Egypt begins, the land of Ra, the Sun God. 00:19:30.250 --> 00:19:33.708 Cleopatra's kingdom would soon welcome... 00:19:33.958 --> 00:19:36.208 ...Asterix, Obelix and Getafix 00:19:36.583 --> 00:19:38.833 And Dogmatix? 00:19:39.833 --> 00:19:41.042 What? 00:19:42.417 --> 00:19:46.208 I bark. I'm not allowed to talk anymore, so I bark. 00:19:46.583 --> 00:19:49.625 Fine. Take him out, before he suffocates. 00:19:49.875 --> 00:19:53.375 But it's empty. - "It's empty". 00:19:55.750 --> 00:19:59.333 Such a smart dog. My baby. 00:19:59.583 --> 00:20:02.083 How nice. He wanted to be with me. 00:20:02.333 --> 00:20:04.583 He got in there himself. - We were just saying... 00:20:04.958 --> 00:20:07.083 ...three months is a little short. 00:20:07.458 --> 00:20:09.167 Artifis is a real hyena. 00:20:09.542 --> 00:20:12.500 Do you know hyenas? Just the same. 00:20:12.875 --> 00:20:14.208 He wants me dead and he has many talents. 00:20:14.583 --> 00:20:17.167 Like what? - No, he's rich. 00:20:17.417 --> 00:20:20.500 He's got many golden talents. The Egyptian coin. 00:20:20.750 --> 00:20:23.417 In Gaul not the ones with most talents are the richest. 00:20:23.792 --> 00:20:27.458 Do we have to fear anything else? - No, nothing. 00:20:27.833 --> 00:20:29.708 Red Beard! Red Beard! 00:20:45.417 --> 00:20:49.583 Men, last time we weren't very lucky meeting those Gauls... 00:20:50.917 --> 00:20:53.583 ...with their magic potion, and that big dog. 00:20:55.542 --> 00:20:59.292 Completely outnumbered we had no other option than to... 00:20:59.667 --> 00:21:00.458 Run away. 00:21:01.500 --> 00:21:03.458 No, not really. 00:21:03.708 --> 00:21:06.375 We had to abandon ship as soon as possible. 00:21:06.750 --> 00:21:09.083 Swimming in that ice-cold water. - No, it was nice. 00:21:09.458 --> 00:21:11.375 It was ice cold. - Fine. 00:21:12.250 --> 00:21:17.000 To prevent further trouble, we'll avoid the Gauls. 00:21:17.250 --> 00:21:20.083 But for any others, no pity! 00:21:26.583 --> 00:21:29.542 Ship at starboard! 00:21:33.542 --> 00:21:35.958 Ready to board, daddy. Raise the oars. 00:21:36.333 --> 00:21:37.875 Calm down, my girl. 00:21:38.250 --> 00:21:40.083 Besides you're not making any sense. 00:21:40.750 --> 00:21:42.708 That's what I thought. 00:21:43.083 --> 00:21:45.500 How many ships, Boy? 00:21:45.750 --> 00:21:48.917 Just one, Captain, a small one. 00:21:50.083 --> 00:21:51.542 Egyptian, Captain. 00:21:51.917 --> 00:21:55.458 Egyptian. - Egyptian. Sounds good. 00:21:55.708 --> 00:22:00.042 This will get us back on track. - "Ipso facto et manu militari". 00:22:00.417 --> 00:22:01.208 Triplepod. 00:22:02.583 --> 00:22:06.792 Man your posts. Bosco, Gambler, Mullet, hoist the sails! 00:22:07.167 --> 00:22:10.167 Rackham, Worley, Husk, blow the horns. 00:22:13.125 --> 00:22:14.500 Get ready to board. 00:22:23.958 --> 00:22:27.125 I'm king of the world! 00:22:29.417 --> 00:22:30.833 Pirates! 00:22:34.583 --> 00:22:36.917 Help, pirates! 00:22:40.208 --> 00:22:43.000 Look, pirates. Quick, we have to have to get out of here. 00:22:44.542 --> 00:22:45.667 The pirates. 00:22:50.042 --> 00:22:51.208 It's us! 00:22:54.500 --> 00:22:57.667 The G... The Ga... The Gau... 00:22:58.042 --> 00:22:59.125 The Gauls! 00:23:00.375 --> 00:23:01.458 This can't be happening. 00:23:04.375 --> 00:23:08.583 Is there an axe here? Watch out. Pardon me. 00:23:12.708 --> 00:23:15.417 Calm down there. - What are they doing? 00:23:25.500 --> 00:23:28.542 Cheater! - It's not fair. 00:23:34.792 --> 00:23:37.042 Good. Sink it yourselves. 00:23:37.292 --> 00:23:38.875 They know who we are. 00:23:39.125 --> 00:23:43.375 They're old friends. We've met them many times at sea before. 00:23:46.833 --> 00:23:50.125 You see, "Abyssus abyssum invocat." 00:23:52.875 --> 00:23:56.917 Enough of those Latin proverbs. 00:24:05.792 --> 00:24:08.208 What's that at the horizon? 00:24:08.458 --> 00:24:09.833 The lights of Alexandria. 00:24:10.083 --> 00:24:12.625 Let the butterflies of my youth strand. 00:24:14.625 --> 00:24:16.208 I don't know why I just said that. 00:24:16.583 --> 00:24:18.875 I'm hungry. - We'll be there in the morning. 00:24:19.250 --> 00:24:22.917 That's the tower of Pharos, a beacon for ships. 00:24:23.292 --> 00:24:26.833 A beacon for ships. Egyptians are mad. 00:24:27.083 --> 00:24:32.000 It's one of the seven wonders of the world. The biggest construction ever made by man. 00:24:32.375 --> 00:24:34.042 I'm hungrier than a barracuda. 00:24:34.292 --> 00:24:37.208 Bar-ra-cu-da. 00:25:09.542 --> 00:25:11.125 You wanted to see me, Edifis. 00:25:11.500 --> 00:25:15.667 My Queen, the palace is getting along nicely but there is not enough time . 00:25:16.042 --> 00:25:19.542 That's why I asked some Gallic friends, a druid and 2 warriors... 00:25:19.917 --> 00:25:21.792 ...to help me with my task. 00:25:22.167 --> 00:25:24.750 I'm here to ask your approval... 00:25:25.000 --> 00:25:27.167 ...for their help. 00:25:27.542 --> 00:25:31.167 If it's ok with you. 00:25:32.417 --> 00:25:34.208 I wasn't sure. 00:25:34.458 --> 00:25:36.042 You can ask anyone for help. 00:25:36.417 --> 00:25:39.833 Finish the palace in time. That's all I ask. 00:25:41.000 --> 00:25:45.875 Caesar mocks me every day. I can't afford to loose this bet. 00:25:46.250 --> 00:25:48.125 He's completely full of himself. 00:25:48.500 --> 00:25:49.583 Completely. 00:25:49.958 --> 00:25:51.125 Completely. 00:26:10.917 --> 00:26:12.667 Listen... 00:26:13.042 --> 00:26:14.625 ...make sure you finish in time and everyone shall receive gold. 00:26:15.000 --> 00:26:16.667 I would like that. 00:26:17.042 --> 00:26:19.542 Else... the crocodiles. - I wouldn't like that. 00:26:24.833 --> 00:26:26.167 Now go. 00:26:35.333 --> 00:26:38.000 He's cute with that moustache. 00:26:38.458 --> 00:26:39.833 A little old. 00:26:40.083 --> 00:26:43.458 No, the other one. - No, too fat. 00:26:43.708 --> 00:26:44.792 You do it on purpose? 00:26:47.625 --> 00:26:52.333 She's probably got an evil personality, but a lovely nose. 00:26:52.958 --> 00:26:55.625 She'll feed me to the crocodiles. - Very lovely. 00:26:55.875 --> 00:26:57.750 Lovely nose, 00:26:58.000 --> 00:27:00.667 and with a little braid on the side. 00:27:01.542 --> 00:27:04.292 I'm going to be crocodile food and he's dreaming about her nose. 00:27:04.542 --> 00:27:06.958 Do crocodiles taste nice? 00:27:07.708 --> 00:27:10.375 Could you show a little more interest in me? 00:27:13.708 --> 00:27:15.917 A big ant. 00:28:11.708 --> 00:28:12.875 What a crowd! 00:28:13.250 --> 00:28:17.792 Looks like the biannual cattle market of Lutetia. 00:28:18.167 --> 00:28:21.792 All new breeds of cows are presented there. 00:28:22.042 --> 00:28:23.708 A great show. 00:28:24.083 --> 00:28:26.333 Which kind of cows do you have? 00:28:27.292 --> 00:28:30.708 Yes, continue. There's nothing going on. 00:28:30.958 --> 00:28:33.750 Yes, still a lot of work to be done. 00:28:34.000 --> 00:28:35.458 And only 2 months left. 00:28:35.708 --> 00:28:40.500 About that magic potion, when I visited you in Gaul... 00:28:40.750 --> 00:28:44.208 ...you told me you would take care of things. Now I would like to know... 00:28:44.458 --> 00:28:46.750 I said I would see if I could help. - How do you mean? 00:28:47.000 --> 00:28:50.292 Where did all that sand come from? - That was already here. 00:28:51.333 --> 00:28:54.833 All those stones were delivered by the Nile Express. 00:28:55.208 --> 00:28:57.208 Hitting those slaves is very violent. 00:28:57.583 --> 00:29:00.375 They're not slaves. They're construction workers... 00:29:00.625 --> 00:29:03.292 ...they do this voluntarily and they get paid. 00:29:03.625 --> 00:29:06.333 And those whiplashes are for fun? - No. 00:29:06.583 --> 00:29:09.750 Yes... I don't know. We haven't had any complaints so far. 00:29:10.167 --> 00:29:13.625 "Istou"? - Maybe it means "continue". 00:29:15.875 --> 00:29:18.292 The signal that the soup has arrived. 00:29:18.542 --> 00:29:21.667 No. They're relieved. 00:29:22.042 --> 00:29:24.833 Tradition calls for them to exchange hair. 00:29:25.208 --> 00:29:29.083 Now they're bonded by hair. 00:29:29.458 --> 00:29:31.625 It's a different culture. 00:29:31.875 --> 00:29:34.792 Do you remember that menhir I threw at Caius Bonus? 00:29:35.042 --> 00:29:37.583 I bet it weighed just as much as that bunch of stones. 00:29:37.833 --> 00:29:41.542 You should ask him. He's best positioned to answer. 00:29:49.583 --> 00:29:50.750 It's a different culture. 00:29:57.000 --> 00:30:00.292 Another bill. I hate paperwork. 00:30:00.542 --> 00:30:03.958 Otis, my writer. 00:30:05.708 --> 00:30:07.375 Writer, that's a comfortable position... 00:30:07.750 --> 00:30:11.792 I don't think there are any good or bad positions. 00:30:12.167 --> 00:30:16.417 If I have to summarize my life, I'll start with my encounters. 00:30:16.667 --> 00:30:21.458 The people that stood up for me, when I was all alone. 00:30:21.833 --> 00:30:25.167 It's strange that coincidence determines your faith... 00:30:25.417 --> 00:30:29.083 ...because once you've had a taste of the good life... 00:30:29.458 --> 00:30:33.250 ...it's sometimes hard to find someone to speak to. 00:30:33.500 --> 00:30:35.917 The mirror that helps you forward. 00:30:36.167 --> 00:30:40.333 But not in my case, cause I succeeded. I thank life... 00:30:40.583 --> 00:30:43.792 ...I sing, I dance. I'm love... 00:30:44.167 --> 00:30:48.708 ...and when people ask me why I'm so humane... 00:30:49.083 --> 00:30:52.667 ...I tell them it's the taste of love. 00:30:53.042 --> 00:30:55.542 Which today leads me to this kind of mechanical construction. 00:30:55.792 --> 00:30:59.375 But tomorrow might lead me to be of service to the whole community... 00:30:59.625 --> 00:31:02.875 ...and I'll give myself. 00:31:07.208 --> 00:31:10.417 What's for dinner this afternoon? - Lentils. 00:31:15.083 --> 00:31:17.000 I'll be back. 00:31:22.583 --> 00:31:25.917 This is the place where soon Caesar's Palace will be. 00:31:26.167 --> 00:31:28.333 To be finished in 58 days. 00:31:33.042 --> 00:31:34.333 What are you looking for? 00:31:34.583 --> 00:31:36.917 I've lost my lentil. 00:31:38.417 --> 00:31:39.500 Workers 00:31:40.542 --> 00:31:42.167 Workers. 00:31:42.917 --> 00:31:44.917 Friends. 00:31:45.458 --> 00:31:48.250 Have we gone back to the days of the pharaoh's? 00:31:50.625 --> 00:31:53.417 Slaving away and getting whipped? 00:31:55.417 --> 00:31:56.417 And for whom? 00:31:57.417 --> 00:31:59.542 For Caesar... 00:32:05.333 --> 00:32:08.375 Let him build his palace in Rome. 00:32:08.750 --> 00:32:11.625 Everyone at his place and the hippos will be fine. 00:32:12.000 --> 00:32:13.667 That's true... 00:32:24.292 --> 00:32:28.583 Friends, you are being exploited. 00:32:29.208 --> 00:32:33.708 You're being exhausted and... 00:32:35.333 --> 00:32:36.625 ...to be honest... 00:32:39.917 --> 00:32:41.417 There. 00:32:41.792 --> 00:32:43.208 He's right. 00:32:44.708 --> 00:32:47.667 And there two huge statues. 00:32:47.917 --> 00:32:50.250 But not too huge. 15 meters high is enough. 00:32:50.500 --> 00:32:53.833 And at the edge of the sphinxes, a big kitchen. 00:32:54.083 --> 00:32:57.958 Next to the bedrooms, that's maybe not ideal. 00:32:58.208 --> 00:33:02.042 Because of the noise and odour? - Could become annoying. 00:33:02.292 --> 00:33:03.750 Didn't think about that. 00:33:04.667 --> 00:33:06.958 Why are those grapes so big? 00:33:07.208 --> 00:33:10.875 They're dates, Obelix. They grow on those trees. 00:33:15.083 --> 00:33:17.083 Crunchy on the inside. - That's the stone. 00:33:17.333 --> 00:33:19.000 Not bad. 00:33:23.625 --> 00:33:28.000 Lunch break is over. Get to work! 00:33:29.250 --> 00:33:31.917 I hardly said anything. Only that lunch break was over. 00:33:32.250 --> 00:33:34.917 We're not satisfied! We're not satisfied! 00:33:38.125 --> 00:33:40.042 Please? - Yes... 00:33:40.417 --> 00:33:41.833 We're not satisfied! We're not satisfied! 00:33:46.875 --> 00:33:50.042 We refuse to work any longer under these conditions. 00:33:50.417 --> 00:33:53.708 It's unbearable. - We're not satisfied! 00:33:54.083 --> 00:33:56.250 Calm down, calm down. 00:33:57.583 --> 00:33:59.333 We're not satisfied! 00:33:59.708 --> 00:34:02.042 Who's in charge? 00:34:02.417 --> 00:34:03.958 Ok fine. 00:34:04.208 --> 00:34:06.500 I'll speak for all of us. 00:34:07.625 --> 00:34:10.000 I'm Itineris. - I'm listening. 00:34:10.375 --> 00:34:13.250 You have two new messages. 00:34:13.958 --> 00:34:18.417 First of all: we're working more than 18 hours a day or 36 hours in 2 days. 00:34:18.667 --> 00:34:21.042 We want it lowered to 35 hours. 00:34:21.292 --> 00:34:23.208 That'll never work. It'll cause problems. 00:34:23.583 --> 00:34:26.542 Secondly, and sorry for interrupting you... 00:34:26.792 --> 00:34:29.125 ...we want a decrease of at least 50%. 00:34:29.375 --> 00:34:31.375 An increase you mean. - No. 00:34:31.750 --> 00:34:33.958 A decrease of the number of whiplashes. 00:34:34.333 --> 00:34:36.083 We get too many whiplashes. 00:34:36.458 --> 00:34:39.375 Some people get headaches from the noise. 00:34:39.750 --> 00:34:42.042 Their head is ready to burst. - Yes... 00:34:42.292 --> 00:34:46.667 ...and concerning the food... Some wild boar alongside the lentils would be nice. 00:34:47.417 --> 00:34:50.250 The less whiplashes, the slower you work. 00:34:50.625 --> 00:34:53.542 Then the palace doesn't get finished in time, and I'll be fed to the crocodiles. 00:34:53.792 --> 00:34:56.042 Enough, Edifis. Itineris is right... 00:34:56.417 --> 00:34:59.083 ...to not allow that. 00:35:04.208 --> 00:35:07.750 I'm sure they would be happy with some wild boar. 00:35:15.250 --> 00:35:16.417 It's Ready. 00:35:22.833 --> 00:35:26.542 No, you fell in when you were little. 00:35:26.792 --> 00:35:29.458 Come on, Dogmatix. 00:35:29.792 --> 00:35:31.833 Give them a demonstration, Asterix. 00:35:32.917 --> 00:35:35.375 Be careful, it might be a bit too strong. 00:35:42.042 --> 00:35:44.917 It's a little too strong. - No, it's very good. 00:35:55.958 --> 00:35:57.583 Dogmatix, do a trick. 00:36:00.000 --> 00:36:01.125 Do a trick. 00:36:26.625 --> 00:36:28.042 Sit! 00:36:29.083 --> 00:36:31.208 It's a miracle... 00:36:39.833 --> 00:36:41.625 Is there enough for everyone? 00:36:41.875 --> 00:36:43.375 I'll make some more. 00:36:44.167 --> 00:36:47.250 No, Obelix, you... - Fell in when I was little.... 00:36:47.500 --> 00:36:49.208 Yes, alright. 00:37:50.250 --> 00:37:53.042 No! Obelix, no. 00:38:30.167 --> 00:38:33.125 Hohis. That's his name. 00:38:34.250 --> 00:38:35.750 Nobis? 00:38:36.000 --> 00:38:39.250 No, Hohis. With an h. 00:39:04.750 --> 00:39:07.083 Nexusis. 00:39:09.583 --> 00:39:11.042 Can I help you? 00:39:11.292 --> 00:39:14.083 An Imhotep. - Two. 00:39:16.375 --> 00:39:18.958 I have a job for you. 00:39:19.208 --> 00:39:20.583 No problem. Who do you want me to kill? 00:39:20.958 --> 00:39:22.500 No, we're not killing anyone. 00:39:24.917 --> 00:39:26.500 Here you go, two Imhoteps. 00:39:28.583 --> 00:39:31.500 The construction of the palace has to stop. 00:39:32.917 --> 00:39:36.458 They're waiting for stones from the south. 00:39:36.833 --> 00:39:39.500 Make sure they don't arrive. 00:39:39.833 --> 00:39:42.250 No stones, no construction. 00:39:43.417 --> 00:39:46.208 No construction, no palace. 00:39:46.708 --> 00:39:47.750 No palace... 00:39:49.917 --> 00:39:51.750 ...no palace. 00:39:53.667 --> 00:39:57.000 Here's some gold to cover your expenses. 00:39:58.042 --> 00:39:59.625 You give back whatever's left. 00:40:12.042 --> 00:40:14.000 Nice tunic. 00:40:36.667 --> 00:40:40.917 I came, I saw, I conquered. Veni, vidi, vici. 00:40:41.167 --> 00:40:44.208 The usual stuff. And sign with: 00:40:44.750 --> 00:40:45.917 "Cesare". 00:40:46.500 --> 00:40:49.542 "Cesare" or "Caesar"? 00:40:51.667 --> 00:40:55.042 Caesar. It sounded cool, but... 00:40:55.292 --> 00:40:56.542 Engrave 4 plates. 00:40:58.667 --> 00:41:00.583 Ave Caesar. Power and prosperity... 00:41:00.833 --> 00:41:03.500 Power and prosperity, Caius C+. Good news? 00:41:03.708 --> 00:41:06.500 I came, I saw, I conquered. As usual 00:41:06.750 --> 00:41:10.083 Veni, vidi, ok. Vici is a little premature. 00:41:10.333 --> 00:41:11.750 What do you mean? 00:41:12.292 --> 00:41:14.500 Gaul for example... 00:41:14.750 --> 00:41:16.250 What about Gaul? 00:41:17.792 --> 00:41:20.625 Gaul is vici. It's completely occupied. 00:41:20.875 --> 00:41:24.083 No it isn't. One small village of invincible Gauls still holds out... 00:41:24.333 --> 00:41:26.250 ...against the invaders, yes I know. 00:41:26.625 --> 00:41:28.833 I've heard it over and over. 00:41:29.542 --> 00:41:31.583 And Cleopatra, they stopped construction? 00:41:31.833 --> 00:41:34.708 No, it's going fine. 00:41:35.083 --> 00:41:39.250 It's beautiful. They even... on the inside... 00:41:40.250 --> 00:41:42.167 No. - Excuse me. 00:41:42.542 --> 00:41:46.125 Don't touch me... - They'll finish in time. 00:41:46.708 --> 00:41:49.375 Impossible. - The Gauls don't know the meaning of the word. 00:41:49.708 --> 00:41:54.292 Edifis got 3 of them to help him. One of them is the druid Teachix. 00:41:54.542 --> 00:41:55.500 Getafix? 00:41:55.875 --> 00:41:58.292 Yes, I knew it sounded like that. 00:41:58.542 --> 00:42:03.000 Also a little clever one and a big brute: Aikix and Journalduhix. 00:42:05.542 --> 00:42:07.208 Or Malcomix. 00:42:08.000 --> 00:42:10.708 Keep an eye on them for now. I'll decide later what to do. 00:42:10.958 --> 00:42:15.333 Si vis pacem, para bellum. If you want peace, prepare for war. 00:42:16.083 --> 00:42:20.708 The little Gaul has the name of a hero: Brucewillix. 00:42:27.750 --> 00:42:30.667 In the mean time, the ruthless Nexusis... 00:42:30.917 --> 00:42:34.750 ...sent by Artifis, was completing his mission. 00:42:35.167 --> 00:42:37.875 Cut off the supply of stones... 00:42:38.250 --> 00:42:42.333 ...by bribing the foul convoy supervisor. 00:43:13.167 --> 00:43:17.167 There the buildings can form a "C", from Cleopatra. 00:43:18.125 --> 00:43:19.583 It's Caesar's palace. 00:43:19.833 --> 00:43:21.875 That's possible too. - What do you mean? 00:43:22.458 --> 00:43:24.917 The stones have arrived. 00:43:32.417 --> 00:43:37.250 The supervisor says there are no more stones in the quarries. 00:43:38.208 --> 00:43:41.250 Funny language. - He wants to be paid. 00:43:41.667 --> 00:43:44.833 He's lying. - No, he really wants to be paid. 00:43:45.208 --> 00:43:48.125 No, about the quarries. There have to be more stones. 00:43:48.375 --> 00:43:50.542 I could make him talk. Can I? 00:43:50.792 --> 00:43:53.458 Ok. But don't overdo it, he needs to be able to talk. 00:43:56.875 --> 00:43:58.458 How do you say "talk"? 00:43:58.833 --> 00:44:02.500 In the sense of "I don't speak Egyptian very well"... 00:44:02.750 --> 00:44:06.083 ...it's "medou ene ere comete". 00:44:06.333 --> 00:44:10.250 If it's "talk a little slower", then it's "medou ere keteb". 00:44:10.500 --> 00:44:12.417 "Medou ere keteb". - No, "ketebece". 00:44:12.667 --> 00:44:15.250 "Ketebece". - "Keteb". "Ketebece", when they're 8 of them. 00:44:15.625 --> 00:44:17.875 "Ketebece". - No, not "ketebece". 00:44:18.125 --> 00:44:20.208 No, sorry. - No one understands you. 00:44:20.458 --> 00:44:22.250 "Keteb" open, "keteb" generious. 00:44:22.625 --> 00:44:24.042 Say... 00:44:25.250 --> 00:44:26.542 "Ouchebe". 00:44:30.833 --> 00:44:32.333 "Ouchebe". 00:44:32.958 --> 00:44:34.833 No? Not "ouchebe"? 00:44:37.625 --> 00:44:40.625 No, Obelix, not so furious. 00:44:41.083 --> 00:44:45.875 He says Artifis paid him to throw the stones into the Nile. 00:44:51.167 --> 00:44:53.958 There are enough stones in the quarry. 00:44:57.375 --> 00:45:02.250 Ai... Ai... He says... - Yes, ai, I understand that part. 00:45:02.500 --> 00:45:06.292 He says "ai" because he's in pain. I'm in pain. 00:45:06.542 --> 00:45:09.417 Not the moustache. Not the moustache. 00:45:11.708 --> 00:45:12.625 He's finished. 00:45:13.000 --> 00:45:15.333 We'll go with him. 00:45:15.583 --> 00:45:19.875 I'll stay here to keep an eye on things. Otis will accompany you to... 00:45:22.000 --> 00:45:24.042 Yes, to... 00:45:24.292 --> 00:45:26.833 Here. Amulets. 00:45:27.750 --> 00:45:30.083 Lucky charms to protect you. 00:45:31.375 --> 00:45:32.667 Thanks. 00:45:34.750 --> 00:45:36.792 Amsterisque. - Rix. 00:45:37.042 --> 00:45:38.875 Risque. - Yes, rix... 00:45:39.125 --> 00:45:41.250 Risque. 00:45:42.167 --> 00:45:45.083 The faith of Egypt is in your hands. 00:45:45.333 --> 00:45:48.083 Isn't that a little exaggerated? 00:45:49.042 --> 00:45:52.500 My faith is in your hands. - That's better. 00:45:56.500 --> 00:45:59.417 Go, Amsterisque! - Rix. 00:45:59.667 --> 00:46:00.750 Risque. 00:46:06.042 --> 00:46:08.708 So our Gallic friends and Otis went on their way... 00:46:08.917 --> 00:46:12.125 ...to the quarries to get the stones. 00:46:14.708 --> 00:46:17.083 What's wrong with your dromedary? 00:46:17.333 --> 00:46:19.250 It's my stomach. 00:46:19.500 --> 00:46:22.333 While I pack up the boat, you can visit the sphinx. 00:46:22.583 --> 00:46:26.042 There will be many restaurants. 00:46:26.292 --> 00:46:29.750 You can stuff yourself with all kinds of things... 00:46:30.000 --> 00:46:31.875 ...steamed fish, meat in sauce. 00:46:34.333 --> 00:46:36.250 I knew it, nothing to eat. 00:46:36.500 --> 00:46:38.250 Nice, those little sphinxes. 00:46:39.000 --> 00:46:41.750 I could make little menhirs. 00:46:42.000 --> 00:46:43.375 Sphinx! - Never mind. 00:46:43.750 --> 00:46:45.417 Sphinx! - No, thanks. 00:46:51.500 --> 00:46:54.500 Stranger, a portrait with the sphinx as souvenir? 00:46:54.875 --> 00:46:56.708 A statue in 30 minutes? 00:46:57.458 --> 00:47:00.333 Yes why not? It would look nice at my place. 00:47:00.708 --> 00:47:04.750 Do you accept sestertius? - Sure. Stand in profile please... 00:47:05.125 --> 00:47:06.500 ...shoulders up front. 00:47:07.750 --> 00:47:08.875 Not to far. 00:47:09.292 --> 00:47:13.958 We have to be more alert. Artifis is a snake. 00:47:14.333 --> 00:47:16.917 Besides the transport he could attack the construction site. 00:47:17.167 --> 00:47:19.417 We must organise a guard. 00:47:19.667 --> 00:47:22.583 What do you think, Obelix? 00:47:23.667 --> 00:47:27.125 Now where did he go? Obe? 00:47:27.375 --> 00:47:29.083 Obe. Obelix! 00:47:32.333 --> 00:47:34.333 Not to short? - No no. 00:47:37.417 --> 00:47:40.417 So you're from Gaul? - Yes. 00:47:40.958 --> 00:47:44.250 Been pretty hefty there lately... 00:47:44.625 --> 00:47:46.042 Obe... 00:47:49.917 --> 00:47:53.333 Obelix... - Hé! Hé! Asterix! 00:47:55.708 --> 00:47:58.208 Obelix, I'm sure that's forbidden. 00:48:00.583 --> 00:48:02.542 Come down at once. 00:48:16.542 --> 00:48:18.667 How nice... 00:48:19.042 --> 00:48:21.375 Come down. You're being childish. 00:48:21.667 --> 00:48:23.583 You look so small down there. 00:48:23.958 --> 00:48:26.708 Don't be stupid. Get off that sphinx. 00:48:28.667 --> 00:48:31.083 I'm going to take a walk on his head. 00:48:32.625 --> 00:48:34.792 Wise guy. 00:48:57.333 --> 00:48:59.208 Broken nose. 00:49:02.958 --> 00:49:05.792 Great. Remarkable. 00:49:08.708 --> 00:49:10.292 Congratulations, Obelix. 00:49:13.833 --> 00:49:15.667 You've outdone yourself this time. 00:49:15.917 --> 00:49:17.708 We could attach it again. 00:49:17.958 --> 00:49:20.458 Really? That's a great idea. 00:49:20.708 --> 00:49:23.125 With what? Did you see the size of that thing? 00:49:23.375 --> 00:49:26.042 Yes, it's a rock. A cliff. 00:49:26.250 --> 00:49:30.083 What am I saying? A peninsula. 00:49:30.333 --> 00:49:34.458 Stop making everything so complicated and find a solution. 00:49:34.708 --> 00:49:37.292 You're so clumsy, Obelix. 00:49:38.958 --> 00:49:40.458 Luckily no one saw us. 00:49:40.708 --> 00:49:43.417 He said: "Let the Greek balm you." 00:49:43.667 --> 00:49:45.333 Imhotep. - Tep. 00:50:06.625 --> 00:50:08.417 Help me, I only have two arms. 00:50:15.292 --> 00:50:17.750 Was that lightning? 00:50:27.833 --> 00:50:30.375 I told you I saw lightning. I'm not crazy. 00:50:35.792 --> 00:50:37.042 Done. 00:50:37.583 --> 00:50:40.875 No one will find it there. 00:50:41.917 --> 00:50:43.667 Fine, let's get out of here. 00:50:44.042 --> 00:50:45.458 Come on, Dogmatix. 00:50:46.708 --> 00:50:49.292 Not a word about this to Getafix. 00:50:49.542 --> 00:50:51.333 Nothing happened. - No. 00:50:51.583 --> 00:50:52.583 Nothing. 00:50:58.083 --> 00:51:00.250 Hey, my pyramids... 00:51:05.792 --> 00:51:09.542 Seeing the palace is progressing faster than planned... 00:51:09.792 --> 00:51:12.833 ...we demand, which is perfectly normal... 00:51:13.083 --> 00:51:16.542 ...an extra day off. 00:51:16.792 --> 00:51:19.333 You understand me, put yourself in my place Adis. 00:51:19.583 --> 00:51:20.917 My name's Edifis. 00:51:21.167 --> 00:51:23.458 What did I say? 00:51:29.000 --> 00:51:31.333 Itineris, I don't understand anything. 00:51:31.792 --> 00:51:33.417 Try to move a little. 00:51:33.667 --> 00:51:35.792 Now? - No. How about now? 00:51:36.042 --> 00:51:38.000 And now? - Try it. 00:51:38.250 --> 00:51:41.500 Do you understand me now? Because... 00:51:41.750 --> 00:51:45.417 ...I've been having that problem a lot lately. 00:51:48.958 --> 00:51:50.792 Are you alright, Obe? - I'm hungry. 00:51:53.583 --> 00:51:55.708 How could the build such a thing? 00:51:56.083 --> 00:51:58.167 Stone upon stone. - Indeed. 00:51:58.417 --> 00:51:59.750 Gauls... 00:52:00.000 --> 00:52:03.625 Feel like visiting the pyramid? 00:52:03.875 --> 00:52:05.417 For free. 00:52:05.792 --> 00:52:08.333 Not sure if we can learn anything. 00:52:08.583 --> 00:52:12.417 They say it's extraordinary. We're not in a hurry. 00:52:12.792 --> 00:52:15.458 Stay here, Dogmatix. Guard Getafix. 00:52:15.833 --> 00:52:17.667 If you're good, I'll give you a bone. 00:52:30.792 --> 00:52:35.583 Don't loose track of me. You won't get out of this labyrinth alive. 00:52:36.125 --> 00:52:39.125 Watch it, the corridors are very narrow. 00:52:39.375 --> 00:52:42.875 You can't be too fat. - No one is fat. 00:52:44.833 --> 00:52:47.250 On your right, Anubis. 00:52:47.500 --> 00:52:50.833 Touching. - The god of the dead. 00:52:54.583 --> 00:52:56.083 Through here. 00:52:57.167 --> 00:53:00.000 Come, distinguished guests, go in here. 00:53:00.417 --> 00:53:04.875 These hieroglyphs are beautiful. 00:53:06.000 --> 00:53:09.250 After you. Enter. 00:53:10.000 --> 00:53:11.250 Indeed. 00:53:14.875 --> 00:53:16.292 No! No! 00:53:19.833 --> 00:53:22.167 You'll never get out of here. 00:53:24.792 --> 00:53:29.292 This tomb will be your tomb! 00:53:32.333 --> 00:53:34.917 No way out. We are stuck. 00:53:35.292 --> 00:53:37.875 "This tomb will be your tomb!" Nice one. 00:53:38.125 --> 00:53:41.375 I'm too good. - I knew it. A free visit. 00:53:43.000 --> 00:53:45.708 Anyway, enough things to read. 00:53:45.958 --> 00:53:48.750 Hieroglyphs all look alike. - No. 00:53:49.000 --> 00:53:53.208 Look, Obelix, the colours... are beautiful. 00:53:53.583 --> 00:53:55.625 That's all really nice, but... 00:53:55.875 --> 00:53:58.417 ...if we don't find a way out soon... 00:53:58.667 --> 00:54:01.208 ...we'll have all eternity to figure them out. 00:54:02.917 --> 00:54:05.625 That's that. 00:54:05.875 --> 00:54:08.000 If they get out of here... 00:54:08.250 --> 00:54:12.125 ...I swear I'll never shave my head again. 00:54:12.500 --> 00:54:16.167 First of all we have to get that door open. 00:54:16.417 --> 00:54:17.542 But considering the size... 00:54:18.250 --> 00:54:19.625 Here, Obelix... 00:54:21.125 --> 00:54:24.667 ...for the first time you can have some magic potion.. 00:54:25.042 --> 00:54:27.167 Really? - That's what we said didn't we. 00:54:31.167 --> 00:54:33.292 One, two, three drops. 00:54:33.667 --> 00:54:36.000 That's enough. 00:54:56.833 --> 00:54:58.625 Well... 00:54:59.042 --> 00:55:01.708 That didn't seem to do anything. 00:55:15.208 --> 00:55:16.333 No, it's Geta. 00:55:20.000 --> 00:55:21.583 Yes, I'm here. 00:55:23.042 --> 00:55:24.292 Here. 00:55:30.042 --> 00:55:32.458 We're running in circles. 00:55:33.000 --> 00:55:35.583 The pharaoh's had splendid architects. 00:55:36.000 --> 00:55:39.167 We're in a serious situation here. - Very serious. 00:55:39.542 --> 00:55:41.125 I'm starting to get hungry. 00:55:42.125 --> 00:55:44.500 What do those hieroglyphs mean? 00:55:45.958 --> 00:55:49.542 There's no time to find out, we have to get out of here. 00:55:49.917 --> 00:55:53.458 We must set our priorities straight. 00:55:53.708 --> 00:55:57.083 I'm reporting to mister Asterix that's I'm hungry. 00:55:57.333 --> 00:56:01.250 I keep myself busy to forget I'm hungry. 00:56:01.625 --> 00:56:05.708 I forgot mister Obelix's stomach was more important. 00:56:05.958 --> 00:56:09.083 Wild boars and fights, that's all he needs. 00:56:09.458 --> 00:56:12.542 Mister Asterix knows everything better. 00:56:12.917 --> 00:56:15.583 Yes, maybe. - I'm reporting to mister Asterix... 00:56:15.958 --> 00:56:20.125 ...who wanted to visit the pyramid that this wouldn't have happened in a menhir. 00:56:22.542 --> 00:56:24.875 2 Sestertius for that logic. 00:56:29.417 --> 00:56:30.875 What's keeping them? 00:56:32.125 --> 00:56:36.042 The stones are loaded. We have to leave. 00:56:39.625 --> 00:56:43.042 I was excited. I was just saying something. Mea culpa. 00:56:43.292 --> 00:56:46.250 No, I said mea culpa. 00:56:46.708 --> 00:56:49.375 It also could have happened in a menhir. 00:56:49.583 --> 00:56:53.250 In any case, I can't get us out of this place. 00:56:53.917 --> 00:56:58.417 My friends, I fear this is the end of our adventures. 00:57:04.625 --> 00:57:06.417 Could someone light a torch? 00:57:06.667 --> 00:57:10.667 No, I have the amulets, but that's not going to help. 00:57:10.917 --> 00:57:13.000 I'm sorry for Edifis. 00:57:13.250 --> 00:57:16.167 I'm sorry for Dogmatix. 00:57:16.417 --> 00:57:18.917 Or not, Dogmatix? - Dogmatix? 00:57:19.167 --> 00:57:23.125 Yes, so? Don't blame me for bringing him! 00:57:23.375 --> 00:57:25.667 His sense of smell lead him to us. 00:57:25.917 --> 00:57:28.500 So he can get us out of here. 00:57:28.750 --> 00:57:31.208 That's true! Dogmatix, listen very carefully. 00:57:31.458 --> 00:57:36.333 If you get us out of here, I'll give you a pile full of bones. 00:57:53.958 --> 00:57:57.125 Yes! That's good... Dogmatix! 00:57:57.500 --> 00:57:59.875 Excuse me, we're fortunate you brought him. 00:58:00.125 --> 00:58:04.167 Sometimes I think he understands everything I say. 00:58:08.792 --> 00:58:11.125 And they returned to the construction site... 00:58:11.375 --> 00:58:14.583 ...aboard ships loaded with stones. 00:58:15.250 --> 00:58:17.750 We're going slowly. - Very slow. 00:58:18.125 --> 00:58:19.458 Too slow. 00:58:19.875 --> 00:58:23.250 At this speed we won't be back in time for the wild board banquet... 00:58:23.500 --> 00:58:25.042 ...lentils aren't that great... 00:58:25.292 --> 00:58:28.708 The Nile is an unpredictable river... 00:58:28.958 --> 00:58:31.750 ...sometimes impetuous, sometimes quiet. 00:58:32.000 --> 00:58:35.917 I wonder if you know this nice Egyptian poem. 00:58:36.167 --> 00:58:39.750 It goes like this: "Nile, Nile, Nile..." 00:58:47.167 --> 00:58:48.875 What's he doing? 00:58:59.042 --> 00:59:00.417 Men! 00:59:01.875 --> 00:59:03.917 We're seaworthy again. 00:59:04.292 --> 00:59:05.708 Hip hip hip... - Hurrah. 00:59:06.083 --> 00:59:07.750 Hip hip hip... - Hurrah. 00:59:23.000 --> 00:59:24.500 Watch out! 00:59:38.292 --> 00:59:42.083 By Toutatis, I know he fell... 00:59:42.458 --> 00:59:44.875 ...in a cauldron of magic potion... 00:59:45.125 --> 00:59:47.792 ...but he'll never cease to amaze me. 00:59:50.208 --> 00:59:53.708 Hip hip hip... hurrah... - Stop it. 00:59:54.375 --> 00:59:56.958 And construction was ready to start again. 00:59:57.208 --> 01:00:00.875 Edifis knew he would be finished in time... 01:00:01.125 --> 01:00:03.542 ...which, in the field of construction, was rare in those days. 01:00:04.125 --> 01:00:08.500 One sip a person. Just one sip a person. 01:00:08.875 --> 01:00:11.792 Fake potion is being spread. 01:00:12.167 --> 01:00:16.792 Same consistency, same colour, but it's pumpkin soup. 01:00:17.167 --> 01:00:20.667 The only real potion, is the one you get from the druid... 01:00:20.917 --> 01:00:22.125 ...around the cauldron. 01:00:22.708 --> 01:00:25.875 Thirty minutes from here. 01:00:27.917 --> 01:00:29.833 I closed the door and yelled: 01:00:30.083 --> 01:00:33.000 "This tomb will be your tomb." 01:00:33.250 --> 01:00:34.750 Not bad. 01:00:35.000 --> 01:00:38.417 I was also thinking: "Jackals, die like jackals". 01:00:38.667 --> 01:00:40.417 But that's jackals twice. 01:00:42.750 --> 01:00:45.833 What? They say hyenas? 01:00:46.083 --> 01:00:48.000 Locked up in the pyramid? 01:00:48.375 --> 01:00:49.625 I don't understand. 01:00:50.000 --> 01:00:54.292 They're magicians. You need supernatural powers to get out of there. 01:00:54.542 --> 01:00:56.250 They're tuff, those barbarians. 01:00:56.500 --> 01:00:59.708 I need an idea. 01:01:01.458 --> 01:01:05.208 Got one. I have a terrible idea. Two. Even three. 01:01:05.458 --> 01:01:09.542 I've got a whole bunch of ideas. I'm so good. 01:01:13.167 --> 01:01:16.583 I don't like that laugh. It frightens me. 01:01:16.833 --> 01:01:18.417 Get to work! 01:01:23.833 --> 01:01:27.583 That's not even close to the luxurious garden we need. 01:01:29.458 --> 01:01:33.792 Getamanix, you don't have any potion to speed things up? 01:01:34.167 --> 01:01:37.667 Like seeds for example... 01:01:37.917 --> 01:01:40.792 ...that grow into palm trees within no time? 01:01:41.042 --> 01:01:44.042 No, potions aren't the solution to everything. 01:01:44.417 --> 01:01:46.458 Some things can't be changed. 01:01:46.833 --> 01:01:51.000 Nature needs time to turn the seed... 01:01:51.375 --> 01:01:54.833 ...with sun and water, into a bud... 01:01:56.542 --> 01:01:58.500 ...and then... 01:02:00.917 --> 01:02:03.833 ...that bud... - Please. 01:02:05.125 --> 01:02:06.708 Please. 01:02:26.500 --> 01:02:28.667 It can't go any faster. 01:02:40.083 --> 01:02:42.000 Yes, fantastic! 01:02:50.792 --> 01:02:52.875 Can someone get me down from this tree? 01:03:01.000 --> 01:03:02.708 They started again? 01:03:03.083 --> 01:03:06.083 I'm not happy either. 01:03:06.458 --> 01:03:10.625 I also want Edifis to fail, for personal reasons. 01:03:10.875 --> 01:03:14.792 I was thinking I could be of some assistance maybe. 01:03:15.042 --> 01:03:19.375 After we've struck a fair deal... 01:03:20.542 --> 01:03:23.458 Not here. In my tent. 01:03:28.833 --> 01:03:30.458 I'm listening. 01:03:30.708 --> 01:03:35.667 Honourable Caesar, if I see to it the construction of the palace fails.. 01:03:35.917 --> 01:03:39.833 ...you'll appoint me and I'll finish the job in 2 months. 01:03:40.083 --> 01:03:44.000 That way you win the bet and Cleopatra is humiliated. 01:03:45.833 --> 01:03:48.083 Alright, if you finish it after 4 months. 01:03:48.333 --> 01:03:49.792 Three, I can't work any slower. 01:03:50.042 --> 01:03:53.708 Fine, but not any sooner, or you'll have to pay a compensation. 01:03:55.625 --> 01:03:58.833 That's a deal, honourable Caesar. 01:04:03.333 --> 01:04:06.750 How were you planning to sabotage the construction. 01:04:08.333 --> 01:04:10.167 With this. 01:04:21.250 --> 01:04:24.125 What shall I wear tonight? 01:04:24.500 --> 01:04:27.042 Careful, it's very, very tepid. 01:04:37.958 --> 01:04:39.750 A gift for the queen of queens. 01:04:42.042 --> 01:04:45.875 "As a token of honour to the queen of queens. The 3 Gauls: 01:04:46.125 --> 01:04:50.375 Getafix, Obelix and Asterix." How sweet. 01:04:52.167 --> 01:04:54.042 Can I open it? 01:04:56.375 --> 01:04:57.917 Oh, that's tepid. 01:05:00.333 --> 01:05:01.583 A cake. 01:05:01.958 --> 01:05:03.542 Tonight's desert. 01:05:03.917 --> 01:05:06.750 Modest meal, 40 dancers... 01:05:07.125 --> 01:05:09.667 ...80 musicians and 300 simple dishes. 01:05:10.042 --> 01:05:12.292 I don't like crowds either. 01:05:14.000 --> 01:05:15.042 Dinnertime! 01:05:15.417 --> 01:05:18.375 Ah wild boar... - Finally some normal food. 01:05:18.625 --> 01:05:21.292 Yes. - With lentils. 01:05:21.542 --> 01:05:25.542 That's not really allowed. It's pork more or less. 01:05:25.917 --> 01:05:28.958 We'll pretend we don't know. - Nobody moves. 01:05:29.333 --> 01:05:31.125 We're here to arrest the Gauls. 01:05:31.500 --> 01:05:33.917 Come on, for three wild boars. 01:05:34.292 --> 01:05:37.083 I'll beat them up and then we'll eat. 01:05:37.458 --> 01:05:41.958 No, wait. Wait! You're going to fight the whole garrison? 01:05:42.208 --> 01:05:46.500 Why not? That's illegal too? You can't do anything around here. 01:05:46.875 --> 01:05:48.958 Edifis is right. We're going to see Cleopatra. 01:05:49.208 --> 01:05:52.083 Yes, nice opportunity to see the palace. 01:05:52.333 --> 01:05:56.417 I'll stay here to keep an eye on the fire. It tends to go out. 01:05:56.667 --> 01:05:59.500 That's why I want to stay. 01:06:12.250 --> 01:06:15.625 Everything is tasted beforehand. 01:06:16.000 --> 01:06:18.000 Your scheme failed, Gauls. 01:06:18.375 --> 01:06:21.542 My taster was poisoned by your cake. 01:06:22.083 --> 01:06:24.292 We didn't send any cake. What cake? 01:06:24.667 --> 01:06:27.333 That cake. I don't see fifty others. 01:06:27.708 --> 01:06:30.208 The wild boars, ok, but for that... 01:06:30.583 --> 01:06:33.042 Silence! You tried to kill me. 01:06:33.417 --> 01:06:36.583 You will die. - By Toutatis! We are innocent. 01:06:36.958 --> 01:06:39.833 You have some nerve. - Ridiculous. We work... 01:06:40.208 --> 01:06:42.500 ...all day, breath dust... 01:06:42.750 --> 01:06:44.750 Eat lentils... - Yes, no... 01:06:45.000 --> 01:06:46.583 Yes we do, lentils. - Yes, but... 01:06:46.958 --> 01:06:50.000 We didn't send you any poisonous cake. 01:06:50.375 --> 01:06:54.083 A cake like that we would have eaten ourselves. 01:06:55.208 --> 01:06:56.792 Silence! 01:06:57.542 --> 01:07:00.458 This is ridiculous. - If she doesn't want to hear it... 01:07:00.708 --> 01:07:02.708 ...you don't say anything. For now. 01:07:02.958 --> 01:07:04.333 Take them away. 01:07:04.708 --> 01:07:07.583 And give the crocodiles an appetizer. 01:07:15.542 --> 01:07:17.333 I'm hungry. 01:07:21.208 --> 01:07:23.917 I'm hungry. Hungry! 01:07:25.625 --> 01:07:28.500 When I said hello, she turned her head. 01:07:29.708 --> 01:07:33.083 We used to laugh, said cuckoo... and now... 01:07:33.333 --> 01:07:34.667 ...all of a sudden... 01:07:35.042 --> 01:07:38.792 ...she won't look at me anymore. I'm a stranger to her. 01:07:39.042 --> 01:07:40.958 Cleopatra and you said cuckoo? 01:07:41.333 --> 01:07:45.958 He's not talking about Cleopatra, but about a courtesan. 01:07:46.542 --> 01:07:48.417 The one with the nice braid. 01:07:49.875 --> 01:07:52.708 Wouldn't surprise me if he were in love. 01:07:53.083 --> 01:07:54.500 I'm not in love. 01:07:55.333 --> 01:07:58.125 I want to tell her I had nothing to do with it. 01:07:58.500 --> 01:08:01.375 It's a juridical thing. 01:08:01.750 --> 01:08:03.667 Juridical, yes. 01:08:03.917 --> 01:08:05.083 Of course. 01:08:06.625 --> 01:08:08.167 Stop. - Cuckoo, I love you. 01:08:09.917 --> 01:08:13.333 It's great to look so stupid... 01:08:15.750 --> 01:08:17.167 Subtle... 01:08:17.542 --> 01:08:22.208 Sometimes you can be really nice, and sometimes we think you're... 01:08:22.583 --> 01:08:25.167 ...a fat idiot... - Who's an idiot? 01:08:25.542 --> 01:08:28.500 No idea. - Drink. A sip of antidote. 01:08:29.917 --> 01:08:32.250 Obelix, not everything. A sip. 01:08:32.500 --> 01:08:33.750 Yes, a sip. 01:08:34.125 --> 01:08:36.708 Now... Obelix, open the door. 01:08:36.958 --> 01:08:40.958 I didn't drink it all. Get out of my way. 01:08:41.208 --> 01:08:44.792 Yes, and when you come back you'll bring me a suit... 01:08:45.625 --> 01:08:50.167 Egyptians are mad. We ask them to get out of the way but they don't move. 01:08:55.708 --> 01:08:58.250 And? - I'm ready. 01:09:00.292 --> 01:09:02.958 I'm sick of standing in profile all the time. 01:09:03.208 --> 01:09:06.167 Can't you sketch my front for a change? Like this... 01:09:08.167 --> 01:09:09.833 Modern art... 01:09:10.208 --> 01:09:11.250 Please? 01:09:15.458 --> 01:09:16.375 Can we? 01:09:17.833 --> 01:09:19.417 I'd better leave. 01:09:19.792 --> 01:09:23.125 Gauls, since you want to see my demise... 01:09:23.375 --> 01:09:26.500 ...I'll, by Osiris, show you how a queen dies. 01:09:26.875 --> 01:09:29.542 No, by Toutatis, listen to us first. 01:09:29.875 --> 01:09:31.792 Where are your courtesans? - Why? 01:09:32.042 --> 01:09:35.583 No reason. I'm sure the cake wasn't poisoned. 01:09:35.833 --> 01:09:37.542 I think it's very tasty even. 01:09:39.625 --> 01:09:42.500 Obelix, cut 3 pieces of cake. 01:09:47.625 --> 01:09:48.792 We said three piece. 01:09:49.167 --> 01:09:50.500 One... 01:09:52.250 --> 01:09:54.833 Go on. - Two. 01:09:56.667 --> 01:09:58.125 And three. 01:09:58.917 --> 01:09:59.958 Obviously. 01:10:08.917 --> 01:10:11.708 And? You can see it's not poisoned. 01:10:12.250 --> 01:10:15.375 Tell your courtesans. Especially the one with the braid. 01:10:15.750 --> 01:10:18.500 Her name is Guimieukis. - Guimieukis. 01:10:29.042 --> 01:10:31.500 I had a dream last night. 01:10:32.875 --> 01:10:35.417 I'd won a million sestertius. 01:10:35.667 --> 01:10:39.875 I bought, shoes. Too big, and ugly too. 01:10:40.125 --> 01:10:43.625 Unbelievable. And weird, because... 01:10:44.000 --> 01:10:46.750 That Egyptian architect and his proposition... 01:10:47.125 --> 01:10:48.667 Ilemauris? - Artifis. 01:10:49.042 --> 01:10:51.792 Yes. - Incompetent. He hasn't achieved anything. 01:10:52.750 --> 01:10:56.250 Send one of ours, to spy and snoop around. 01:10:57.333 --> 01:11:00.333 Thinking of someone in particular, o Caesar? 01:11:00.583 --> 01:11:03.042 Someone sneaky... 01:11:03.417 --> 01:11:06.208 Cartapus! - Yes. 01:11:07.167 --> 01:11:09.458 Caesar, meet Cartapus. 01:11:09.833 --> 01:11:11.417 Our best spy. 01:11:11.792 --> 01:11:14.458 Ave Caesar. Power and prosperity. 01:11:15.125 --> 01:11:18.833 Cartapus is a professional. The queen of camouflage. 01:11:19.917 --> 01:11:22.417 If I look that way, you can see me. 01:11:23.125 --> 01:11:24.500 When I look this way, you don't. 01:11:25.333 --> 01:11:28.583 You can. You can't. You can. 01:11:28.958 --> 01:11:31.417 Can't. Can't. Can. - Incredible. 01:11:31.667 --> 01:11:34.000 You can't. Can't. Can. 01:11:34.250 --> 01:11:37.375 You can. Can't. You can a little. 01:11:44.833 --> 01:11:47.583 Amazing. - Yes. 01:11:48.458 --> 01:11:49.625 She wasn't even trying hard. 01:11:56.083 --> 01:11:57.958 They mock me. 01:12:03.292 --> 01:12:05.042 Four months... - Don't rush me. 01:12:05.417 --> 01:12:08.667 I've been waiting four months. - My mother will kill me. 01:12:08.917 --> 01:12:12.042 I have connections. - Come one, stay calm. 01:12:12.292 --> 01:12:14.667 Don't touch me! Impossible to stay calm. 01:12:14.917 --> 01:12:17.750 Malococsis, tomorrow I'll finish everything. 01:12:18.000 --> 01:12:21.542 I'll even give you a discount. I'd like that. 01:12:21.792 --> 01:12:23.333 He'd like that. 01:12:23.583 --> 01:12:27.917 If you're not there tomorrow, I'd rather not be in your place. 01:12:35.375 --> 01:12:36.333 And? 01:12:36.708 --> 01:12:38.750 The magic potion gives them incredible strength. 01:12:39.000 --> 01:12:43.000 I drank it and now I'm superman. Superwoman. 01:12:46.167 --> 01:12:47.833 You don't believe me, o Caesar? 01:12:48.083 --> 01:12:50.167 We shall see. 01:12:50.542 --> 01:12:54.458 Malivestus! Slap her. 01:13:32.333 --> 01:13:35.000 Caesar will personally deal with this matter. 01:13:35.208 --> 01:13:38.917 The dice is cast. Alea jacta est. Excuse me. 01:13:45.833 --> 01:13:51.167 In the name of Caesar! We know the Gauls are hiding here. 01:13:51.542 --> 01:13:55.292 I demand that Appendix, Olympix and Mannekepix... 01:13:55.667 --> 01:13:57.917 No, their names are Asterix... 01:13:58.292 --> 01:14:00.125 Their names don't matter! 01:14:00.750 --> 01:14:04.250 If they don't surrender immediately we'll attack. 01:14:04.625 --> 01:14:07.292 We're here to help Cleopatra. 01:14:07.667 --> 01:14:09.792 By Toutatis, we're not leaving until the work is finished. 01:14:10.167 --> 01:14:13.750 Don't be so aggressive. Maybe we can talk! 01:14:14.125 --> 01:14:16.167 We'll kill you all. 01:14:16.542 --> 01:14:17.958 I knew it. 01:14:18.208 --> 01:14:22.542 Jeanclaudus. Prepare the troops. And show no mercy. 01:14:22.792 --> 01:14:24.500 Antivirus. 01:14:25.042 --> 01:14:27.000 My name is Antivirus. 01:14:36.417 --> 01:14:39.625 Arm yourself. One, two, three... 01:14:39.875 --> 01:14:42.208 ...four, six...five... 01:14:42.792 --> 01:14:44.333 Come on. 01:14:49.708 --> 01:14:50.583 Get in line. 01:15:08.667 --> 01:15:12.375 Here. Put him in some shade. 01:15:13.250 --> 01:15:16.833 So, amateurs, coming to see the professionals at work? 01:15:17.083 --> 01:15:19.167 Yes, alright. 01:15:25.000 --> 01:15:29.708 Yes, if you're not used to it, it's rather impressive. 01:15:30.667 --> 01:15:34.292 Getamanix, magic potion for the workers. - It's their day off. 01:15:37.417 --> 01:15:39.583 So... 01:15:39.833 --> 01:15:44.958 This is the palace, there are the gardens. 01:15:45.333 --> 01:15:48.042 And there is the temple with the sphinxes. 01:15:48.292 --> 01:15:50.708 That's not a good drawing. 01:15:50.958 --> 01:15:53.125 No, I'm merely sketching. 01:15:53.375 --> 01:15:56.458 In perspective it's more like... 01:15:56.708 --> 01:15:59.125 I would have drawn it more in profile. 01:15:59.375 --> 01:16:01.542 Yes, you do it all the time... 01:16:13.458 --> 01:16:16.000 Those Romans are mad. 01:16:19.708 --> 01:16:21.375 Because of the violence in the next scene... 01:16:21.625 --> 01:16:25.375 ...we prefer to broadcast this documentary. 01:16:27.042 --> 01:16:28.958 In contrary to common belief... 01:16:29.208 --> 01:16:32.417 ...the langoustine feeds exclusively on shellfish. 01:16:33.083 --> 01:16:36.667 Which doesn't bother his humanity. 01:16:44.167 --> 01:16:46.208 Careful... 01:16:50.000 --> 01:16:52.875 One got through. Dogmatix, attack! 01:17:05.583 --> 01:17:08.875 Leave me alone. I've been beaten already. 01:17:11.750 --> 01:17:13.042 Alright. 01:17:15.125 --> 01:17:18.958 Sir, we don't allow such speeding here. 01:17:19.208 --> 01:17:21.458 We're not in Rome. 01:17:26.458 --> 01:17:29.500 Ave Caius C+, they withstood the attack... 01:17:29.875 --> 01:17:32.208 ...but some managed to get very close to the enemy. 01:17:32.458 --> 01:17:35.042 Bravo, brave soldiers. 01:17:35.542 --> 01:17:37.500 They shouldn't have challenged me. 01:17:37.750 --> 01:17:38.792 And what's that? 01:17:40.375 --> 01:17:43.250 We got right up to them... 01:17:43.500 --> 01:17:45.000 ...but they were nice. 01:17:45.375 --> 01:17:48.500 They let us go without beating us too much. 01:17:49.083 --> 01:17:52.917 What will we do now? I'm asking, as an amateur. 01:17:53.167 --> 01:17:54.458 Attack again! 01:17:54.708 --> 01:17:59.125 Caius C+, I'm not sure that's a good idea. 01:17:59.375 --> 01:18:02.292 The Gauls are invincible... 01:18:02.542 --> 01:18:05.208 ...I think we better give up... 01:18:05.417 --> 01:18:09.875 I'm very disappointed by your attitude, centurion Antiquarus. 01:18:10.125 --> 01:18:13.250 Antivirus. My name is Antivirus. 01:18:14.333 --> 01:18:18.708 No one humiliates the Roman empire. If it's attacked... 01:18:19.875 --> 01:18:22.542 ...the empire counterattacks. 01:18:23.125 --> 01:18:26.792 He's mad. He hurt my throat. 01:18:43.500 --> 01:18:45.708 It's too quiet. 01:18:46.875 --> 01:18:49.667 I don't like that. 01:18:50.667 --> 01:18:55.417 I prefer a little commotion. 01:19:06.583 --> 01:19:08.000 Stop! 01:19:09.000 --> 01:19:10.125 War machines... 01:19:10.500 --> 01:19:12.333 Take your positions. 01:19:13.833 --> 01:19:15.458 How low can you go. 01:19:20.708 --> 01:19:22.750 Beautiful landscape. 01:19:23.625 --> 01:19:25.583 Not good, not bad either. 01:19:25.958 --> 01:19:27.750 Fire! Destroy the palace! 01:19:29.458 --> 01:19:31.208 Ready? - Ready. 01:19:31.958 --> 01:19:34.333 When I lower my arm... 01:19:36.917 --> 01:19:37.833 ...you fire. 01:19:38.208 --> 01:19:39.667 Easy. 01:19:45.083 --> 01:19:47.000 There... bingo. 01:19:47.375 --> 01:19:48.292 My palace! 01:20:14.583 --> 01:20:18.375 I wonder why all this violence is necessary. 01:20:19.792 --> 01:20:20.792 No, it's fine. 01:20:25.375 --> 01:20:26.542 Come! 01:20:37.958 --> 01:20:40.042 Fine. Excellent. 01:20:49.250 --> 01:20:52.333 With such equipment it's easy. 01:20:52.958 --> 01:20:56.458 It's not about the equipment. - Oh yes it is. 01:20:56.708 --> 01:20:58.250 No. - Yes. 01:20:58.750 --> 01:21:01.000 No. - Yes. 01:21:01.958 --> 01:21:03.333 No. 01:21:04.250 --> 01:21:05.208 Yes. 01:21:07.083 --> 01:21:10.208 My palace is turned into a ruin. 01:21:11.917 --> 01:21:16.208 Go on, Romans, fire. We no longer care. 01:21:26.125 --> 01:21:29.125 You missed. You shoot like girls. 01:21:35.708 --> 01:21:37.333 We're still here. 01:21:37.875 --> 01:21:41.167 We must inform Cleopatra. She could force... 01:21:41.417 --> 01:21:43.833 ...Caesar to stop. 01:21:47.167 --> 01:21:49.292 No. No. 01:21:49.833 --> 01:21:50.958 No. 01:21:51.875 --> 01:21:53.083 No. - Yes. 01:21:55.750 --> 01:21:59.042 Yours sincerely... 01:22:04.042 --> 01:22:08.042 I have an idea. Dogmatix will bring the message. 01:22:08.417 --> 01:22:10.875 Dogmatix will bring the message. 01:22:11.167 --> 01:22:13.833 That dog? You want me to die? 01:22:14.167 --> 01:22:18.167 Edifis is right. I mean... it's a dog. 01:22:18.542 --> 01:22:19.875 He got us out of the pyramid. 01:22:20.625 --> 01:22:21.375 Go on, Dogmatix. 01:22:22.083 --> 01:22:24.750 Take this message to Cleopatra. 01:22:25.542 --> 01:22:28.542 He's too young to understand. 01:22:38.000 --> 01:22:40.083 I'm hit. 01:22:40.583 --> 01:22:42.000 Never mind, I'm fine. 01:22:47.500 --> 01:22:51.042 Men! We're seaworthy yet again. 01:22:51.292 --> 01:22:54.125 Aboard our trusty old dragon boat. 01:22:54.375 --> 01:22:59.542 It's an extraordinary mast, subtle as a bird. Hoist the sail. 01:23:03.000 --> 01:23:04.333 Yes. 01:23:05.042 --> 01:23:06.500 No. 01:23:27.833 --> 01:23:28.833 No. 01:23:30.625 --> 01:23:32.208 Too far. 01:23:39.208 --> 01:23:40.375 I'm amazed. 01:23:42.958 --> 01:23:44.625 It should hold. 01:23:47.958 --> 01:23:49.917 A big sip. I'm leaving but I'll be back. 01:23:50.167 --> 01:23:53.458 Hurry and be careful. 01:23:58.750 --> 01:24:00.583 Hold on, Dogmatix. 01:24:02.958 --> 01:24:06.167 Run, Asterisque, run! 01:24:07.000 --> 01:24:07.792 Alarm! 01:24:08.542 --> 01:24:11.417 I know that one. He's a grumpy man. 01:24:12.542 --> 01:24:13.750 Shields! 01:24:16.792 --> 01:24:17.792 Javelin! 01:24:21.125 --> 01:24:22.917 Why isn't he stopping? 01:24:31.500 --> 01:24:32.792 The magic potion! 01:24:37.042 --> 01:24:40.042 Citebus, Trolleybus, get him! Quickly! 01:24:40.292 --> 01:24:42.833 Go on! - But that's not my name. 01:24:46.125 --> 01:24:48.542 Obelix is alone. Go help him. 01:24:52.667 --> 01:24:54.458 I'm strong now? 01:25:37.708 --> 01:25:39.375 Edifis... 01:25:41.750 --> 01:25:43.750 ...prepare your sarcophagus. 01:26:02.833 --> 01:26:04.792 Double evasion. 01:26:16.000 --> 01:26:17.833 Pryadonis, violence... 01:26:18.375 --> 01:26:20.500 ...never solved anything. 01:26:20.875 --> 01:26:21.833 Stop talking. 01:26:25.958 --> 01:26:28.792 Wait, I didn't drink any magic potion. 01:26:53.583 --> 01:26:56.125 You lost. - Are you sure? 01:26:56.500 --> 01:26:57.417 Very sure. - Ok. 01:27:16.542 --> 01:27:19.208 No, no! I beg you, no! 01:27:28.208 --> 01:27:31.917 I'm Artifis, and I beat Edifis... 01:27:43.917 --> 01:27:46.417 The magic potion has worn off. 01:27:46.667 --> 01:27:49.417 Cleopatra will never get the message. 01:27:58.500 --> 01:28:01.583 Your family is fine? - Yes. Imhotep. 01:28:01.958 --> 01:28:05.375 And your father? - Fine, Imhotep. And your sister. 01:28:05.625 --> 01:28:06.833 Everything's ok. Imhotep. 01:28:07.208 --> 01:28:09.583 What has become of your nephew? 01:28:09.833 --> 01:28:11.125 He's doing fine, Imhotep. 01:28:11.500 --> 01:28:13.917 And how's business? 01:28:14.292 --> 01:28:16.083 Sorry, I'm borrowing this cart for a moment. 01:28:27.542 --> 01:28:30.208 Many customers? - Enough, Imhotep. 01:28:41.167 --> 01:28:42.583 How useful. 01:28:42.958 --> 01:28:46.458 We can't catch him. - He's got one with 2 horses. 01:28:46.708 --> 01:28:48.333 I can't go any faster. 01:28:55.333 --> 01:28:57.667 Why does everyone always shout " ja, ja"? 01:28:59.250 --> 01:29:01.125 Catch me if you can. 01:29:20.583 --> 01:29:22.250 How will you get up? 01:29:23.875 --> 01:29:25.583 Like this. 01:29:27.542 --> 01:29:31.583 Fighting is ridiculous. Let's work together. 01:29:31.958 --> 01:29:34.667 A lion doesn't cooperate with a cockroach. 01:29:35.708 --> 01:29:36.958 What? 01:29:37.333 --> 01:29:40.667 A lion, you know, doesn't cooperate... 01:29:41.042 --> 01:29:42.250 ...with a cockroach. 01:29:42.625 --> 01:29:44.958 I understood: "an ion... 01:29:45.333 --> 01:29:48.000 ...doesn't calculate. 01:29:48.375 --> 01:29:50.208 That means nothing to me. - No. 01:29:51.667 --> 01:29:53.000 Attack! 01:30:03.208 --> 01:30:05.542 When I said lion I meant myself! 01:30:05.792 --> 01:30:07.583 I knew that. 01:30:13.167 --> 01:30:14.250 What's going on? 01:30:28.917 --> 01:30:30.792 The lion doesn't cooperate with the cockroach. 01:30:42.792 --> 01:30:45.042 Who's the lion now? 01:30:46.083 --> 01:30:49.000 Say it to my face, if you're a man. 01:31:19.542 --> 01:31:20.542 Everything ok? 01:31:29.375 --> 01:31:31.583 By Jupiter, a moment ago he was still here. 01:31:31.833 --> 01:31:35.917 We're going home. Gone is gone. 01:31:38.125 --> 01:31:40.583 I've had it with Edifis. 01:31:40.833 --> 01:31:42.250 Where are we going? - To Cleopatra. 01:31:42.500 --> 01:31:44.333 I'm scared. - Yes, play it smart. 01:31:44.708 --> 01:31:48.792 I know Cleopatra very well. Watch me. 01:31:49.042 --> 01:31:51.333 I'm afraid I have no choice. 01:31:52.167 --> 01:31:55.958 One, two, three, four, five. 01:31:56.208 --> 01:31:57.917 Antelope and lion. 01:31:58.167 --> 01:31:59.958 What does the prediction say? 01:32:00.208 --> 01:32:02.500 A message and a loved one. 01:32:02.750 --> 01:32:04.083 Whatever. 01:32:04.458 --> 01:32:06.500 My queen... - Malococsis. 01:32:06.875 --> 01:32:10.708 Come on in. - Go, Dogmatix. Give her the message. 01:32:14.542 --> 01:32:17.375 That's the message. - And there's the loved one. 01:32:20.833 --> 01:32:24.167 My queen, as you may know I'm building. 01:32:25.042 --> 01:32:29.125 In fact, it should have been easily finished four months ago. 01:32:29.500 --> 01:32:30.792 What? - Easily. 01:32:32.042 --> 01:32:33.750 He can't get away with that! 01:32:34.125 --> 01:32:37.375 Thank you, my queen, that you care so much. 01:32:37.750 --> 01:32:40.292 By Isis, he's a sore looser. 01:32:40.667 --> 01:32:42.750 This is typical of Caesar. But this time... 01:32:43.125 --> 01:32:47.667 ...he'll have to accept his defeat. We will finish in time. 01:32:48.042 --> 01:32:50.917 No, the construction isn't finished. That's exactly the problem. 01:32:51.167 --> 01:32:52.917 I'll see to it. You can go now, Gaul. 01:32:54.542 --> 01:32:57.833 Guimieukis, show him the way. I'll be right there. 01:32:59.958 --> 01:33:01.875 Pardon me, old man. 01:33:03.375 --> 01:33:06.792 Come, my Dogmatix. - Come, my Gaul. 01:33:07.542 --> 01:33:10.208 I believe you don't understand my problem. 01:33:13.917 --> 01:33:15.792 It's that way. Straight ahead. 01:33:16.042 --> 01:33:18.292 Be careful. - Yes. 01:33:31.792 --> 01:33:33.708 Everything will be destroyed. 01:33:34.083 --> 01:33:37.875 Everything will be fine Tranquilum. 01:33:38.208 --> 01:33:40.167 That attack was a good idea, wasn't it? 01:33:40.417 --> 01:33:43.375 Yes, not bad. 01:33:50.458 --> 01:33:52.042 Asterix is coming back. 01:33:57.167 --> 01:33:58.917 When I lower my arm... 01:34:05.542 --> 01:34:06.708 Well? 01:34:07.083 --> 01:34:09.208 Don't know. A reflex. 01:34:26.250 --> 01:34:27.708 How did it go? 01:34:28.083 --> 01:34:30.125 Cleopatra got the message. - Great. 01:34:30.375 --> 01:34:32.750 The magic potion took this long to wear off? 01:34:33.000 --> 01:34:34.875 Well, it's like this... 01:34:36.375 --> 01:34:40.792 You had a taste of the best magic potion there is. 01:34:42.667 --> 01:34:45.042 Good. Come, my dog. 01:34:47.917 --> 01:34:50.792 Dogmatix just came back and he succeeded. 01:34:51.167 --> 01:34:52.958 I was sure he could do it. 01:34:56.500 --> 01:34:58.208 There's a little pink... 01:35:00.708 --> 01:35:02.708 Ave Caesar. 01:35:03.083 --> 01:35:05.333 Somebody wishes to see Caesar. 01:35:05.583 --> 01:35:07.958 Who? - Someone. 01:35:09.708 --> 01:35:11.458 I understand. 01:35:16.292 --> 01:35:19.125 My queen, what a pleasant surprise. 01:35:19.500 --> 01:35:22.542 Enough! I rushed over here... 01:35:22.792 --> 01:35:26.292 ... without changing, when I heard about what's going on here. 01:35:26.958 --> 01:35:28.125 What happened? 01:35:29.208 --> 01:35:32.125 When you accept a bet you have to play fair. 01:35:34.667 --> 01:35:37.083 The Gauls may help me. - I never said... 01:35:37.958 --> 01:35:39.083 If I may say something... 01:35:39.458 --> 01:35:41.625 Just one... - This is not conquered territory. 01:35:45.625 --> 01:35:50.208 I demand the Romans leave the construction alone... 01:35:50.458 --> 01:35:52.917 ...and repair all damages. 01:35:53.292 --> 01:35:56.167 But... - Silence! Immediately! 01:36:06.125 --> 01:36:08.792 So what do we do now? 01:36:09.000 --> 01:36:12.500 What she said. We leave and repair the damages. 01:36:12.750 --> 01:36:14.958 Of course, naturally. 01:36:15.875 --> 01:36:18.833 I wouldn't want her to sniff her nose at me. 01:36:19.917 --> 01:36:22.042 No matter how lovely it is. 01:36:29.542 --> 01:36:32.208 The Romans are leaving. 01:36:34.333 --> 01:36:37.292 That's good news. - They're leaving already? 01:36:37.542 --> 01:36:42.375 Incredible that each of those Romans leaves his footprint in the sand... 01:36:44.417 --> 01:36:46.417 Excuse me, I couldn't help myself. 01:36:46.667 --> 01:36:48.458 That's alright. 01:36:49.250 --> 01:36:53.625 For the first time Romans and Egyptians were working together... 01:36:53.875 --> 01:36:57.708 ...on the construction of the palace. And just in time... 01:36:57.958 --> 01:36:59.708 ...when the last grain of sand fell... 01:37:37.792 --> 01:37:39.667 What are you going to do now, Edifis? 01:37:39.917 --> 01:37:43.708 I still have to finish my work for Malococsis... 01:37:43.958 --> 01:37:46.333 You don't have to worry about the crocodiles any longer. 01:37:46.583 --> 01:37:47.958 That's why it could take a bit longer. 01:37:48.208 --> 01:37:51.333 Not too lang. Can't become a habit in this line of business. 01:38:02.958 --> 01:38:05.708 Caesar admitted his defeat... 01:38:06.083 --> 01:38:08.542 I bow to the most beautiful queen of all... 01:38:08.917 --> 01:38:12.708 ...and to the Egyptian people that after the Ro... 01:38:15.458 --> 01:38:19.625 And I bow to the Egyptians who are the greatest people of all. 01:38:24.500 --> 01:38:27.000 Cleopatra kept her promise to Edifis. 01:38:27.375 --> 01:38:29.083 Let him be covered with gold! 01:38:29.458 --> 01:38:32.375 That was the deal. Cover me with gold. 01:38:35.083 --> 01:38:36.583 The queen gave Getafix... 01:38:36.958 --> 01:38:40.875 ...valuable manuscripts from her library in Alexandria. 01:38:41.250 --> 01:38:43.208 Your nose... 01:38:43.833 --> 01:38:47.250 Your Majesty is too good, by Belenos... 01:38:55.792 --> 01:38:59.042 Otis also gave the palace a modern touch. 01:38:59.292 --> 01:39:00.458 What's this little chamber for? 01:39:11.625 --> 01:39:13.375 It's Otis' invention. 01:39:15.792 --> 01:39:17.875 It's the "no-effort". 01:39:18.125 --> 01:39:20.542 We chose that name when we noticed... 01:39:20.792 --> 01:39:23.750 ...that people can go up and down with no effort. 01:39:24.125 --> 01:39:25.792 Speak for yourself. 01:39:36.792 --> 01:39:40.042 Oh it tickles when it stops. 01:39:45.917 --> 01:39:48.125 By Jupiter. 01:39:48.458 --> 01:39:51.667 I want to explore every room of this miracle with you. 01:39:51.917 --> 01:39:53.750 The palace is huge, Caesar. 01:39:54.000 --> 01:39:56.583 It consists of 162 rooms. 01:39:57.167 --> 01:40:00.417 It could take a while. 01:40:02.125 --> 01:40:04.667 What do you think Cleopatra and Sesam are doing? 01:40:04.917 --> 01:40:07.667 Caesar. - Cae-sar. 01:40:08.875 --> 01:40:10.083 Nothing unpleasant. 01:40:47.625 --> 01:40:50.000 As an exception to the rule... 01:40:50.375 --> 01:40:53.833 ...the banquet, that concludes all of Asterix's adventures... 01:40:54.208 --> 01:40:57.125 ...didn't take place in Gaul but in Egypt. 01:41:03.292 --> 01:41:04.625 Those big shrimps are nice. 01:41:04.875 --> 01:41:07.042 Homarus. - Obelix. 01:41:09.542 --> 01:41:12.083 And the guy says: "That's the pha-ra-o." 01:41:15.792 --> 01:41:18.208 Because his name is O. 01:41:22.125 --> 01:41:26.333 His name is O and comes from Phara. 01:41:26.583 --> 01:41:30.417 It's O from Phara. 01:41:31.750 --> 01:41:33.500 The guy's name is O. 01:41:33.750 --> 01:41:36.542 He says he's from Phara. 01:41:36.917 --> 01:41:40.250 from Phara. Like the pharaoh. 01:41:40.500 --> 01:41:42.375 The boss... our boss. 01:41:48.167 --> 01:41:49.583 You have a lovely moustache. 01:41:49.833 --> 01:41:51.833 Is it real? - Yes. 01:41:52.083 --> 01:41:54.208 It's nothing. 01:41:54.458 --> 01:41:57.292 You just let it grow. 01:41:57.708 --> 01:41:59.500 Like your braids... 01:42:00.042 --> 01:42:03.917 ...which are nicer then Obelix's. 01:42:04.167 --> 01:42:07.458 Thanks. You know how to please a woman. 01:42:07.708 --> 01:42:10.958 That's a local custom. 01:42:11.500 --> 01:42:13.125 In Gaul. 01:42:58.083 --> 01:43:00.667 Good evening. Your name, please. 01:43:01.042 --> 01:43:02.375 What for? 01:43:02.625 --> 01:43:05.292 It's a private party. I've got a list. 01:43:05.500 --> 01:43:06.917 I'm Julius Caesar. 01:43:09.583 --> 01:43:11.917 Sorry, impossible. 01:43:13.292 --> 01:43:15.958 There must be a problem, because... 01:43:16.167 --> 01:43:18.333 Excuse me. Make some room. 01:43:20.875 --> 01:43:22.875 A warm evening? - Are you alone? 01:43:23.125 --> 01:43:26.708 We're with two, four, six, eight. It's crazy. 01:43:26.958 --> 01:43:29.000 Good evening. - There's a problem... 01:43:29.250 --> 01:43:30.750 ...I have to be on that list. 01:43:31.167 --> 01:43:34.708 How do you spell your name? - C, A, E, S, A, R. Julius. 01:43:36.083 --> 01:43:40.250 Cetaparis, Seinesaindenis, C+, but I can't find any... 01:43:40.500 --> 01:43:43.042 C+, that's me. - Are you C+? 01:43:43.292 --> 01:43:45.208 Why didn't you say so? 01:43:45.458 --> 01:43:47.250 Nice harness. - Thanks. 01:43:47.500 --> 01:43:50.625 I'll see you inside. - Are you ok? Have a good time. 01:43:50.875 --> 01:43:53.375 Can you look for Julius? 01:43:53.750 --> 01:43:56.250 J, U, L, I, U, S. - Sir, I'm not... 01:43:56.500 --> 01:43:57.875 I work here. 01:43:58.125 --> 01:44:01.542 I don't know, but I know... There's one of my amphorae inside. 01:44:01.917 --> 01:44:03.333 With a J? - U, L, I, U, S. 01:44:04.125 --> 01:44:08.250 Yes, that's right. Julius Caesar. At the queen's table. 01:44:11.708 --> 01:44:13.250 Good evening. 01:45:03.417 --> 01:45:07.042 Is it in Alexandria or at Alexandria? 01:45:07.292 --> 01:45:10.917 Because in the south of Gaul there's a city called Avignon. 01:45:11.167 --> 01:45:14.833 There's a beautiful bridge. And people say "at Avignon". 01:45:19.042 --> 01:45:20.625 Are you a courtesan? 01:45:20.875 --> 01:45:23.583 Yes, and I used to do other things too. 01:45:23.833 --> 01:45:25.792 I can talk without moving my lips. 01:45:26.042 --> 01:45:28.125 It's funny, the way... 01:45:28.375 --> 01:45:31.667 I have another one... here. 01:45:34.542 --> 01:45:38.167 Every part of your face hides something beautiful. 01:45:41.000 --> 01:45:43.375 A rose out of your ear... 01:45:45.542 --> 01:45:48.083 A sphinx from your nose. 01:46:07.083 --> 01:46:12.125 The guy says: "That's the pharaoh." 01:46:13.167 --> 01:46:15.667 O is his name. 01:46:15.917 --> 01:46:18.000 And he's from Phara. 01:46:18.250 --> 01:46:22.750 That's where he comes from. Where he was born. 01:46:23.000 --> 01:46:25.542 The pharaoh, because his name is O. 01:47:56.292 --> 01:47:57.542 Help! 01:47:57.566 --> 01:48:17.566 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.