WEBVTT 00:00:00.476 --> 00:00:20.476 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. .:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:01:40.500 --> 00:01:42.024 You've heard of the tunnel. 00:01:45.605 --> 00:01:49.041 The one we all go through sooner or later. 00:01:50.843 --> 00:01:53.437 At the end, there's a door. 00:01:56.549 --> 00:02:00.246 And waiting for you on the other side of that door... 00:02:00.319 --> 00:02:03.015 is either heaven... 00:02:03.122 --> 00:02:05.113 or hell. 00:02:11.664 --> 00:02:13.256 This is that door. 00:03:03.616 --> 00:03:05.447 Why is this patient in lockdown? 00:03:05.518 --> 00:03:07.247 They didn't tell you about Laurie Strode? 00:03:07.320 --> 00:03:08.446 No. 00:03:08.521 --> 00:03:11.922 You must have heard of her. Sister of Michael Myers? 00:03:11.991 --> 00:03:14.221 Michael Myers, the serial killer? 00:03:14.293 --> 00:03:17.057 Well, you'll hear all the gossip soon enough. 00:03:17.129 --> 00:03:18.153 For now, let's just get... 00:03:18.197 --> 00:03:19.858 No, no, no, wait. Tell me about her. 00:03:20.700 --> 00:03:22.463 She decapitated a man. 00:03:22.501 --> 00:03:23.729 Aah! 00:03:26.973 --> 00:03:30.704 Oh, my God. Why? 00:03:30.776 --> 00:03:35.008 Halloween. Three years ago. 00:03:35.081 --> 00:03:37.072 Twenty years after the first murders... 00:03:37.116 --> 00:03:39.209 her brother finally found her. 00:03:39.285 --> 00:03:43.585 Tracked her down to the school where she was working. 00:03:43.689 --> 00:03:45.623 There were several murders. 00:03:45.725 --> 00:03:47.659 Lots of confusion. 00:04:05.378 --> 00:04:06.811 Guys, over here! 00:04:19.959 --> 00:04:22.519 Oh, my God. She killed the wrong person. 00:04:24.530 --> 00:04:26.122 Unh! 00:04:28.834 --> 00:04:31.098 Father of three. 00:04:34.273 --> 00:04:36.764 Why didn't the paramedic say something? 00:04:44.183 --> 00:04:47.914 His larynx had been crushed. 00:04:47.987 --> 00:04:50.478 Don't let on you know. 00:04:57.463 --> 00:05:01.160 Hello, Miss Strode. Did you enjoy your dinner? 00:05:01.233 --> 00:05:03.292 She hasn't said a word in years. 00:05:03.369 --> 00:05:07.203 Extreme disassociative disorder. 00:05:07.273 --> 00:05:10.834 The doctors think she's a suicide threat. 00:05:10.910 --> 00:05:14.107 They found her up on the roof more than once. 00:05:17.149 --> 00:05:19.515 Must be the guilt. 00:05:19.585 --> 00:05:23.146 Now all she does is stare out that window. 00:05:23.255 --> 00:05:26.019 God knows what she sees out there. 00:06:34.393 --> 00:06:36.224 Hello? 00:06:40.499 --> 00:06:42.729 Anyone out there? 00:06:59.418 --> 00:07:00.578 Boooo! 00:07:00.653 --> 00:07:03.349 - Holy shit! - Ha ha ha! 00:07:03.456 --> 00:07:05.924 Harold, are you trying to give me a heart attack? 00:07:06.025 --> 00:07:07.515 No. 00:07:07.626 --> 00:07:10.424 How the hell did you get out again? 00:07:10.496 --> 00:07:12.930 And who are you supposed to be today? 00:07:13.032 --> 00:07:16.729 Oh. John Wayne Gacy. 00:07:16.802 --> 00:07:18.997 Born in Chicago, Illinois, on March 17, 1942. 00:07:19.071 --> 00:07:21.005 Come on, big guy. 00:07:21.073 --> 00:07:23.507 Killed 33 people. Buried them under his house. 00:07:23.576 --> 00:07:24.838 I know, Harold. 00:07:24.910 --> 00:07:27.504 - He was executed on May 7... - I know, Harold. 00:07:30.349 --> 00:07:33.876 Willie, I'm not trying to criticize your work... 00:07:33.953 --> 00:07:36.183 but if you put Harold in his room... 00:07:36.255 --> 00:07:38.246 how come I see him in the basement? 00:07:38.357 --> 00:07:42.259 L... But just two seconds ago, he was... 00:07:42.361 --> 00:07:44.556 Come on. Let's go get him. 00:07:44.630 --> 00:07:46.427 How many times do I have to tell you? 00:07:46.499 --> 00:07:48.592 You gotta be sure what you're doing. 00:08:09.555 --> 00:08:12.217 Willie? What are you doing? 00:08:12.324 --> 00:08:14.258 I skipped dinner. 00:08:14.360 --> 00:08:16.851 - Hurry up. - OK. 00:08:20.699 --> 00:08:22.360 Harold? 00:08:26.238 --> 00:08:28.069 Harold, what are you doing down here? 00:08:32.945 --> 00:08:34.173 What's gotten into you? 00:09:43.983 --> 00:09:45.917 Aah! Aah! 00:09:45.985 --> 00:09:48.852 Aah! Unh! 00:09:58.163 --> 00:10:00.324 Aah! 00:10:16.882 --> 00:10:19.510 Hmm. Ted Bundy. 00:10:19.585 --> 00:10:23.043 Born November 24, 19... 00:12:11.530 --> 00:12:14.294 Hello, Michael. 00:12:35.954 --> 00:12:40.391 I knew you'd come for me sooner or later. 00:12:40.492 --> 00:12:43.757 What took you so long? 00:12:58.277 --> 00:13:00.302 You failed, Michael. 00:13:02.047 --> 00:13:03.708 You want to know why? 00:13:05.551 --> 00:13:07.917 Because I'm not afraid of you. 00:13:09.421 --> 00:13:10.888 But what about you? 00:13:13.759 --> 00:13:15.659 Are you afraid of me? 00:13:19.398 --> 00:13:21.263 Are you afraid to die, Michael? 00:14:04.476 --> 00:14:06.967 I just have to be sure. 00:14:19.925 --> 00:14:22.826 Unh! Unh! 00:14:22.895 --> 00:14:24.886 Aah! 00:14:24.997 --> 00:14:27.522 Aah! 00:14:27.599 --> 00:14:29.726 Aah! 00:14:29.801 --> 00:14:32.929 Aah! 00:14:49.855 --> 00:14:52.085 I'll see you in hell. 00:15:42.240 --> 00:15:45.573 Michael Myers. 00:15:45.644 --> 00:15:50.138 Born October 19, 1957. 00:15:50.182 --> 00:15:54.846 Killed his older sister, October 31, 1963. 00:15:54.920 --> 00:15:59.789 Killed 3 high school students, October 31, 1978. 00:15:59.858 --> 00:16:04.295 Also killed three nurses and a paramedic, same night. 00:16:07.065 --> 00:16:09.625 Was believed to be dead, then killed four students... 00:16:09.668 --> 00:16:10.760 Was believed to be dead, then killed four students... 00:16:10.836 --> 00:16:13.304 Hillcrest Academy, 1998. 00:16:13.372 --> 00:16:17.809 Has been missing, unheard of, last three years. 00:16:17.876 --> 00:16:22.142 Now he's back. 00:16:45.971 --> 00:16:47.939 Carl Jung tells us... 00:16:48.006 --> 00:16:50.839 that the human psyche contains... 00:16:50.909 --> 00:16:52.274 a figment of ourselves... 00:16:52.344 --> 00:16:56.713 that even the collective unconscious denies. 00:16:56.748 --> 00:16:58.773 Good morning, Paul. It's nice to see you in class. 00:16:58.850 --> 00:17:00.545 Am I keeping you up? 00:17:00.619 --> 00:17:03.417 What do I mean by all this, people? 00:17:03.488 --> 00:17:06.821 I mean that inside all of us... 00:17:06.925 --> 00:17:12.261 there lurks a dark, malevolent figure. 00:17:12.330 --> 00:17:15.925 A kind of boogeyman, if you will... 00:17:16.001 --> 00:17:18.663 that Jung called what? 00:17:18.737 --> 00:17:20.466 Stick with me, people. 00:17:20.539 --> 00:17:23.269 Take that Kierkegaardian leap of faith. 00:17:26.378 --> 00:17:29.347 Jung said we must face down our fears... 00:17:29.381 --> 00:17:33.477 and face up to the figure he called... what? 00:17:35.921 --> 00:17:37.616 - The shadow. - The shadow. 00:17:37.689 --> 00:17:39.919 Yes, Sara, very good. Thank you. 00:17:40.025 --> 00:17:42.892 I'm glad somebody was awake. Wow, what a class. 00:17:46.898 --> 00:17:49.594 Hey, Sara! 00:17:49.668 --> 00:17:51.260 Sara, wait up! 00:17:52.971 --> 00:17:55.201 I've been looking for you everywhere. 00:17:55.273 --> 00:17:56.604 Guess what? 00:17:56.675 --> 00:17:59.371 Uh-uh. What did you sign us up for this time? 00:17:59.444 --> 00:18:02.413 Eee, ha ha! We gotta find Rudy. Come on. 00:18:16.628 --> 00:18:19.290 Hey, Rudy. 00:18:19.364 --> 00:18:21.059 Don't distract me. 00:18:21.133 --> 00:18:23.294 I can't help myself. 00:18:23.368 --> 00:18:27.099 I am distracting. 00:18:27.172 --> 00:18:28.764 Have you checked your email? 00:18:28.840 --> 00:18:31.138 No. 00:18:31.209 --> 00:18:32.904 Why? Did you send me something? 00:18:32.978 --> 00:18:35.811 We're in! They picked all three of us! 00:18:35.847 --> 00:18:38.782 - What? Are you serious? - Uh-huh! 00:18:38.850 --> 00:18:42.650 Oh, God! Yes! 00:18:42.721 --> 00:18:44.086 All right. That is all good. 00:18:44.156 --> 00:18:46.624 This isn't one of your little jokes, is it? 00:18:46.691 --> 00:18:49.990 No, but Sara doesn't want to go. 00:18:50.061 --> 00:18:51.961 I might go. I just haven't decided yet. 00:18:52.030 --> 00:18:54.794 No, no, no. That is unacceptable. 00:18:54.866 --> 00:18:56.925 It is unacceptable. 00:18:57.002 --> 00:18:59.095 We're gonna be bigger than "The Osbournes." 00:18:59.171 --> 00:19:00.968 We're gonna be large. 00:19:01.039 --> 00:19:03.132 Every time I let you two talk me into something... 00:19:03.208 --> 00:19:04.539 I live to regret it. 00:19:04.609 --> 00:19:07.373 Listen, without me, you would die of boredom. 00:19:07.445 --> 00:19:11.142 Us! Without us, you would die of boredom. 00:19:11.183 --> 00:19:13.083 Whatever. 00:19:16.421 --> 00:19:17.888 Are you sure they're not just putting us in some house... 00:19:17.956 --> 00:19:20.015 with hidden cameras in the shower? 00:19:20.125 --> 00:19:22.093 No. 00:19:22.194 --> 00:19:24.389 It's like we're investigative reporters... 00:19:24.462 --> 00:19:26.896 searching a crime scene. 00:19:26.998 --> 00:19:28.522 And look at the scholarship. 00:19:28.633 --> 00:19:30.464 Yeah. 00:19:30.535 --> 00:19:33.129 Besides that, thousands of people... 00:19:33.205 --> 00:19:35.673 are going to see my face... 00:19:35.740 --> 00:19:38.368 our face. 00:19:39.644 --> 00:19:41.134 Don't do it. 00:19:41.213 --> 00:19:43.443 That's the house where it all started. 00:19:43.481 --> 00:19:47.542 He walked its hallways, hid in its closets... 00:19:47.619 --> 00:19:48.881 dreamed in its bedrooms... 00:19:48.954 --> 00:19:50.148 helped his mother in the kitchen... 00:19:50.222 --> 00:19:52.952 watched TV in the living room with his dad... 00:19:54.759 --> 00:19:56.522 played in his sister's bedroom. 00:19:58.830 --> 00:20:02.391 Then one day, he picked up a knife... 00:20:04.002 --> 00:20:07.096 and he never put it down again. 00:20:20.085 --> 00:20:22.144 That guy's fucking weird. 00:20:22.220 --> 00:20:25.883 Don't pay attention to him. He's trying to scare us. 00:20:25.991 --> 00:20:28.482 I just need to send a quick email. 00:20:33.932 --> 00:20:35.297 "Deckard... 00:20:35.367 --> 00:20:37.927 "you'll never believe what I got myself into." 00:20:40.572 --> 00:20:42.836 Deckard? Who's Deckard? 00:20:42.908 --> 00:20:44.535 Oh, it's my screen name. 00:20:44.609 --> 00:20:47.442 Sara needed some tech support setting up her offline reader... 00:20:47.512 --> 00:20:48.706 so I, uh... 00:20:48.780 --> 00:20:52.011 You told her you're a graduate student? 00:20:52.050 --> 00:20:55.110 - Graduate of what, junior high? - Shut up, all right? 00:20:55.186 --> 00:20:59.179 We talk every day. It's kind of like we're dating. 00:20:59.291 --> 00:21:00.724 She's never even seen you... 00:21:00.792 --> 00:21:02.726 and Yahoo chat rooms do not count. 00:21:02.794 --> 00:21:05.695 Yes, they do count. Did you know in the old days... 00:21:05.764 --> 00:21:07.459 knights used to spend their entire lives... 00:21:07.532 --> 00:21:09.397 courting ladies that they would never even touch? 00:21:09.467 --> 00:21:12.834 They would just send each other sonnets and stuff. 00:21:12.904 --> 00:21:15.873 That's before internet porn, man. 00:21:15.941 --> 00:21:18.239 Whatever. 00:21:18.310 --> 00:21:20.005 Now what are you doing? 00:21:20.078 --> 00:21:21.670 Just give me a second, all right? 00:21:37.262 --> 00:21:38.695 I hope Sara shows up. 00:21:38.763 --> 00:21:40.924 And wearing something acceptable. 00:21:40.999 --> 00:21:44.366 She can't still be mad at us for the last time. 00:21:44.436 --> 00:21:47.803 Here she is. Hey! 00:21:47.872 --> 00:21:49.772 OK, everybody listen up! 00:21:49.841 --> 00:21:52.503 Sara, are you gonna wear this? 00:21:52.577 --> 00:21:55.876 I thought I told you we were gonna be on camera. 00:21:55.914 --> 00:22:00.317 I'd like to start this off by saying the search is over. 00:22:00.385 --> 00:22:02.683 You six have been selected... 00:22:02.754 --> 00:22:05.484 to explore America's worst nightmare... 00:22:05.557 --> 00:22:07.650 tomorrow night, Halloween... 00:22:07.759 --> 00:22:10.751 live, in front of the whole entire internet universe. 00:22:10.862 --> 00:22:14.093 You six will enter the birthplace of evil... 00:22:14.165 --> 00:22:15.530 in its purest form... 00:22:15.600 --> 00:22:19.161 the childhood home of our most brutal mass murderer... 00:22:19.237 --> 00:22:22.729 Michael Myers. 00:22:24.409 --> 00:22:28.140 Thank you. Thank you. 00:22:28.213 --> 00:22:30.875 So, what do you hope to find in the house tomorrow night? 00:22:30.915 --> 00:22:33.110 My way into network broadcasting. 00:22:33.184 --> 00:22:34.344 Pfft! 00:22:34.419 --> 00:22:36.353 I just want to say that Michael Myers... 00:22:36.421 --> 00:22:39.049 is not just a man behind a mask... 00:22:39.157 --> 00:22:40.283 he's a legend. 00:22:40.392 --> 00:22:42.758 I'm interested in how Michael Myers... 00:22:42.827 --> 00:22:45.057 embodies the politics of violence... 00:22:45.130 --> 00:22:46.825 embedded in pop mythology. 00:22:46.898 --> 00:22:50.664 Never underestimate the effect of a poor diet. 00:22:50.735 --> 00:22:52.828 Too much protein, not enough zinc, next thing you know... 00:22:52.904 --> 00:22:54.030 you're cutting up bodies in your bathtub. 00:22:54.105 --> 00:22:56.699 Look at Hitler. He was a vegetarian. 00:22:56.775 --> 00:22:58.834 The brother was seriously malnourished. 00:22:58.910 --> 00:23:01.879 You don't have to go far to find Michael Myers. 00:23:01.946 --> 00:23:05.609 He is the great white shark of our unconscious. 00:23:05.650 --> 00:23:08.517 He is the dark-eyed child of our spirits. 00:23:08.586 --> 00:23:11.180 He's every murderous impulse we've ever had. 00:23:11.256 --> 00:23:13.724 He's the little voice that whispers to us... 00:23:13.792 --> 00:23:15.123 to strangle the old lady... 00:23:15.193 --> 00:23:16.922 taking too long at the checkout counter. 00:23:17.028 --> 00:23:19.360 Get to know him, baby. 00:23:19.431 --> 00:23:22.059 He's you. 00:23:22.133 --> 00:23:25.864 Tell us, Sara, why do ordinary people turn to murder? 00:23:25.937 --> 00:23:29.134 Well, I, um... 00:23:29.207 --> 00:23:32.870 I think it has something to do with upbringing. 00:23:32.944 --> 00:23:35.344 Aah! 00:23:35.413 --> 00:23:38.041 Damn! That girl can sing. 00:23:39.851 --> 00:23:45.187 That's what I'm looking for. Ooh. 00:23:45.256 --> 00:23:48.248 Ha! Hunh! 00:23:48.359 --> 00:23:50.452 Hyah! 00:23:50.562 --> 00:23:52.792 Get his ass! Get his ass! Get his ass! 00:23:55.166 --> 00:23:57.134 Who's better than Wat Chun Lee? 00:23:57.202 --> 00:23:59.602 Whoopin' everybody ass while he's smokin' a cigarette. 00:24:01.439 --> 00:24:04.931 Oh, shit. Who's knockin' on my door this late? 00:24:05.009 --> 00:24:06.340 Whoever this is is distracting me... 00:24:06.411 --> 00:24:09.346 from seeing Wat Chun Lee whoop some ass. 00:24:09.380 --> 00:24:11.974 Sara? Ooh. 00:24:13.485 --> 00:24:15.715 Sara, what are you doing here? It's late. 00:24:15.787 --> 00:24:17.414 I'm dropping out. 00:24:17.489 --> 00:24:18.956 What? 00:24:19.057 --> 00:24:20.388 I'm sorry. 00:24:20.492 --> 00:24:23.086 It's just I'm so freaked out I can't even sleep. 00:24:23.194 --> 00:24:26.129 Slow down, slow down. What's the problem? 00:24:26.197 --> 00:24:29.530 Can't you see I'm not like the others? 00:24:29.601 --> 00:24:31.660 I know you're not like the others. 00:24:31.736 --> 00:24:33.499 You know you're not like the others. 00:24:33.571 --> 00:24:35.436 The others ain't nothin' but a bunch... 00:24:35.507 --> 00:24:38.271 of smart-ass, wise-crackin', posin' wannabes. 00:24:38.343 --> 00:24:40.675 You are the real deal. 00:24:40.745 --> 00:24:42.975 Every existing element about you... 00:24:43.014 --> 00:24:46.142 is what the internet audience really wants. 00:24:46.217 --> 00:24:47.912 I don't want to be famous. 00:24:47.986 --> 00:24:49.920 What do you mean you don't want to be famous? 00:24:49.988 --> 00:24:52.684 That's the American dream. 00:24:52.757 --> 00:24:54.918 I think I'm just scared. 00:24:55.026 --> 00:24:57.324 It's OK to be scared. 00:24:57.395 --> 00:24:59.488 Being scared is good. Fear is good. 00:24:59.597 --> 00:25:01.861 Fear motivates. 00:25:01.933 --> 00:25:04.527 Fear gives you the feeling of being alive. 00:25:04.602 --> 00:25:05.864 Fear makes me want to throw up. 00:25:05.937 --> 00:25:07.837 Trust me, please. 00:25:07.906 --> 00:25:09.737 When it's all said and done, at the end of the day... 00:25:09.807 --> 00:25:12.298 you'd be surprised of how much you surprise yourself. 00:25:12.377 --> 00:25:15.039 I'm sorry to bother you. I just... 00:25:15.113 --> 00:25:17.673 It's OK. Do me a favor. Sleep on it. 00:25:17.715 --> 00:25:20.650 We'll talk about it tomorrow. You can sweat it tonight, man. 00:25:20.718 --> 00:25:23.278 Now take your tail on outta here and go to bed. 00:25:25.290 --> 00:25:28.623 Ol' Freddie boy, damn, you good. 00:25:28.726 --> 00:25:31.490 Shit you come up with off the top of your head, boy. 00:25:31.563 --> 00:25:35.329 Why don't you just pat yourself on your back? 00:25:35.400 --> 00:25:37.664 Oh, Wat Chun Lee! Oh! 00:25:48.680 --> 00:25:50.011 Now, are you coming out soon... 00:25:50.081 --> 00:25:51.639 or are you planning on subletting? 00:25:53.251 --> 00:25:57.551 Mmm! Sexy girl! Ha ha! 00:25:57.622 --> 00:25:59.647 Don't you think it's a bit too revealing? 00:25:59.757 --> 00:26:02.885 I think it's perfectly revealing. 00:26:02.994 --> 00:26:04.120 Aah! 00:26:05.597 --> 00:26:06.757 What? 00:26:07.999 --> 00:26:09.864 Are you OK? 00:26:09.934 --> 00:26:12.266 Did you see the boogeyman or something? 00:26:12.337 --> 00:26:16.103 The boogeyman? How very Jungian. 00:26:16.174 --> 00:26:19.735 Dr. Mixter's class? I'm taking that course, too. 00:26:19.811 --> 00:26:21.836 I hope they have this in black. 00:26:21.913 --> 00:26:25.144 - Thrift stores. - Oh, how marvelous, darling. 00:26:25.183 --> 00:26:28.380 Ahh, there she is. 00:26:28.453 --> 00:26:30.717 Oh, my God, you've been pussy-whipped. 00:26:30.788 --> 00:26:34.087 What's worse, you've been cyber-whipped. 00:26:34.192 --> 00:26:35.716 By the way, where's your costume? 00:26:35.827 --> 00:26:38.318 I can't go out tonight. 00:26:38.429 --> 00:26:40.329 I promised Sara I would watch her first episode. 00:26:40.398 --> 00:26:42.059 She's really nervous about it. 00:26:42.133 --> 00:26:46.570 No, Mickey Stern's party is tonight, and you know that. 00:26:46.638 --> 00:26:49.766 Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, man. I guess I forgot. 00:26:49.841 --> 00:26:52.537 Forgot? Do you have any idea... 00:26:52.610 --> 00:26:54.475 what it means for two freshmen to get invited? 00:26:54.545 --> 00:26:56.069 It's never happened before! 00:26:56.114 --> 00:26:57.240 Your sister invited us... 00:26:57.315 --> 00:26:59.374 so you wouldn't tell your mother about her tattoo. 00:26:59.450 --> 00:27:01.941 That's besides the point, Myles Barton. 00:27:02.020 --> 00:27:04.784 You can sit here in your little dream fantasy world... 00:27:04.856 --> 00:27:07.791 or you can come with me to this party... 00:27:07.859 --> 00:27:09.622 and learn to walk like a man. 00:27:09.727 --> 00:27:11.661 What's it gonna be? 00:27:14.299 --> 00:27:15.766 All right, let's go. 00:27:15.867 --> 00:27:19.030 Ahh, chat room romance? 00:27:19.103 --> 00:27:20.934 He's just a friend. 00:27:21.005 --> 00:27:23.667 He's probably fifty and bald, with a bad toupee. 00:27:23.741 --> 00:27:28.838 - Jen. - Probably collects human skin. 00:27:28.913 --> 00:27:30.608 Give me a break, Jen. 00:27:30.648 --> 00:27:32.240 OK, everybody listen up. 00:27:32.317 --> 00:27:34.114 I'd like to start off by saying... 00:27:34.185 --> 00:27:35.914 the home that you will be entering tonight... 00:27:35.987 --> 00:27:37.511 has been rigged up with several cameras... 00:27:37.588 --> 00:27:38.816 but for the most part... 00:27:38.890 --> 00:27:43.156 the audience will see only what you see. 00:27:43.261 --> 00:27:44.353 See these cameras right here? 00:27:44.462 --> 00:27:46.953 I kinda like these cameras. 00:27:47.065 --> 00:27:50.466 They can pretty much be clipped on to anything. 00:27:50.568 --> 00:27:53.662 A hat, shirt collar, your coat collar. 00:27:55.373 --> 00:27:57.398 The viewers can pretty much control... 00:27:57.475 --> 00:27:58.669 what they want to watch... 00:27:58.743 --> 00:28:01.109 switch around from camera to camera... 00:28:01.179 --> 00:28:03.909 depending on what seems to be the most intriguing to them. 00:28:03.948 --> 00:28:07.145 So if you guys want to be stars for the night... 00:28:07.218 --> 00:28:10.187 I suggest you do something that is very interesting... 00:28:10.254 --> 00:28:12.347 so that it's worth the while of the viewers... 00:28:12.457 --> 00:28:15.984 to want to keep their cameras on you. 00:28:16.094 --> 00:28:18.494 Cameras are so phallic. 00:28:18.563 --> 00:28:20.758 Is that good or bad? 00:28:20.832 --> 00:28:22.322 Depends who's watching. 00:28:41.919 --> 00:28:46.151 Hey, Orson Welles, pick a placement and move on. 00:28:48.359 --> 00:28:52.386 Look, low angles... scary. 00:28:52.497 --> 00:28:55.193 High angles... scary. 00:28:55.266 --> 00:28:58.963 Medium angles... boring. 00:28:59.036 --> 00:29:00.298 I bet you learned that shooting... 00:29:00.371 --> 00:29:01.929 all those weddings and bar mitzvahs. 00:29:02.006 --> 00:29:03.405 Hey, hey! 00:29:03.474 --> 00:29:07.376 I went to Long Beach State. Same as Spielberg. 00:29:07.445 --> 00:29:09.538 Charley, we're on a schedule here. 00:29:09.614 --> 00:29:11.912 Tell Max to rig a camera in the sister's room. 00:29:11.949 --> 00:29:15.043 Max is back at the hotel helping Freddie. 00:29:15.119 --> 00:29:17.144 OK. 00:30:44.809 --> 00:30:46.674 Freddie! 00:30:46.744 --> 00:30:49.008 Baby, calm down. It's all good. Just relax. 00:30:49.046 --> 00:30:51.173 I got it all under control. 00:30:52.717 --> 00:30:55.345 There was this Firebird parked in front of the house. 00:30:55.419 --> 00:30:57.785 Totally about to ruin the establishing shot... 00:30:57.855 --> 00:31:00.085 but I called a tow truck. 00:31:00.191 --> 00:31:01.783 Yep, it's on its way. 00:31:01.893 --> 00:31:04.327 All righty. Bye. 00:31:08.165 --> 00:31:11.999 Look at you, Charley. That's a nice angle, boy. 00:31:15.540 --> 00:31:17.269 Look, there he is now. 00:31:17.341 --> 00:31:19.502 All right, here we go. 00:31:19.577 --> 00:31:20.908 Mr. Harris! 00:31:20.978 --> 00:31:22.946 Can we ask you a few questions, Mr. Harris? 00:31:22.980 --> 00:31:25.346 - Right over here. - I got one word for you. 00:31:25.416 --> 00:31:26.849 - What's that? - Product placement. 00:31:26.918 --> 00:31:28.044 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 00:31:28.119 --> 00:31:30.178 Product placement, I like the sound of that. 00:31:30.254 --> 00:31:32.085 While we're going around the house... 00:31:32.156 --> 00:31:33.851 discovering the secrets of Michael Myers... 00:31:33.958 --> 00:31:39.225 we could be drinking Pepsi or sporting The Gap, right? 00:31:39.297 --> 00:31:44.200 Nice sexy thinking. I kind of like that. 00:31:44.268 --> 00:31:45.792 How's everyone doing this evening? 00:31:45.870 --> 00:31:47.895 We'll get it started like this, see? 00:31:47.972 --> 00:31:49.462 In the next ten minutes... 00:31:49.540 --> 00:31:50.802 we are going to enter a mystery... 00:31:50.875 --> 00:31:53.105 wrapped up inside of a riddle inside of an enigma. 00:31:53.177 --> 00:31:56.442 Now, remember this. Everything you see... 00:31:56.480 --> 00:31:59.381 absolutely everything you see is real. 00:31:59.450 --> 00:32:01.247 There's no actors... 00:32:01.319 --> 00:32:03.378 none of the components or contents in the house... 00:32:03.454 --> 00:32:05.388 have been messed with, mixed up, diluted... 00:32:05.456 --> 00:32:09.415 or tampered with in any shape, form, or fashion whatsoever. 00:32:09.527 --> 00:32:12.223 Now, I'm not exactly sure what's gonna happen... 00:32:12.296 --> 00:32:15.231 but what I do know is that no one will be allowed... 00:32:15.299 --> 00:32:17.290 to leave until the show is over. 00:32:17.368 --> 00:32:20.235 Our state-of-the-art camera surveillance system... 00:32:20.304 --> 00:32:22.568 will pick up anyone who tries to sneak out. 00:32:27.345 --> 00:32:32.840 Let the Dangertainment begin out this motherfucker. 00:32:32.883 --> 00:32:36.182 Well, people, let's do it. 00:32:59.110 --> 00:33:01.101 Rudy! 00:33:04.048 --> 00:33:08.417 Way to go. This is gonna be fun. 00:33:30.841 --> 00:33:32.274 I read that after the murders... 00:33:32.343 --> 00:33:33.605 the family just sealed it up... 00:33:33.678 --> 00:33:36.169 and left without taking anything with them. 00:33:36.213 --> 00:33:40.206 It's not exactly a house you put on the market. 00:33:40.284 --> 00:33:41.876 Yeah, but I'll bet it has... 00:33:41.952 --> 00:33:44.853 one of those big nice old kitchens, you know? 00:33:46.857 --> 00:33:47.949 Where are you going? 00:33:48.059 --> 00:33:49.549 I'm gonna check it out. 00:33:49.660 --> 00:33:52.561 What are we gonna do? 00:33:52.630 --> 00:33:54.564 We don't have to do anything. 00:33:54.665 --> 00:33:57.031 Technically, we just have to be in the house. 00:33:57.101 --> 00:33:59.365 Aren't we supposed to be looking for answers? 00:33:59.437 --> 00:34:02.201 The devil made him do it. I'm done. 00:34:03.607 --> 00:34:05.541 We owe it to the people watching... 00:34:05.609 --> 00:34:08.976 to at least take a look around. 00:34:09.046 --> 00:34:10.377 Oh, that's cute. 00:34:10.414 --> 00:34:13.178 You're already worried about your fan base? 00:34:16.053 --> 00:34:20.387 You are this close to getting voted off the island. 00:34:24.395 --> 00:34:26.795 Hey, check this out. 00:34:26.864 --> 00:34:29.025 You want something tasty and delicious? 00:34:31.001 --> 00:34:32.901 You ever tasted forty-year-old fennel? 00:34:32.970 --> 00:34:36.167 Eww, don't. It's got to be rotten. 00:34:36.240 --> 00:34:38.231 - That's strange. - What? 00:34:38.309 --> 00:34:41.972 - It smells fresh. - Yeah, it does. 00:34:45.249 --> 00:34:48.241 You know, Donna, you got great legs. 00:34:48.319 --> 00:34:49.946 What time do they open? 00:34:51.288 --> 00:34:52.755 That'd be 1:00? 00:34:54.558 --> 00:34:56.423 God damn. 00:34:59.563 --> 00:35:01.588 Sara. 00:35:04.668 --> 00:35:07.330 You think this is the one that he used to do his thing? 00:35:07.404 --> 00:35:10.601 No. They'd keep that in an evidence locker somewhere. 00:35:10.674 --> 00:35:12.039 Whew. 00:35:19.850 --> 00:35:22.546 - Boo. - Aah! 00:35:22.620 --> 00:35:25.953 - What, are you scared? - No. 00:35:26.023 --> 00:35:27.422 What's in here? 00:35:33.197 --> 00:35:34.425 What is that? 00:35:39.503 --> 00:35:41.869 OK, so I admit... 00:35:41.939 --> 00:35:45.170 that this place is a little creepy, OK? 00:35:45.242 --> 00:35:48.473 No, no, no. You have no idea. 00:35:48.546 --> 00:35:52.038 - Look at this. - Wow, a chair. 00:35:52.082 --> 00:35:53.344 My God. 00:35:53.417 --> 00:35:56.409 Do you think they actually kept him in this? 00:35:58.222 --> 00:35:59.382 What is that? 00:35:59.456 --> 00:36:02.323 Looks like the medieval key to Sara's chastity belt. 00:36:02.393 --> 00:36:04.657 - Rudy! - OK, yeah. 00:36:04.728 --> 00:36:07.629 Maybe we should poke around a bit... 00:36:07.698 --> 00:36:09.131 see what else we can find. 00:36:09.200 --> 00:36:12.397 Ha! Aye-aye, captain. 00:36:13.737 --> 00:36:16.900 Why are you touching me? 00:36:16.974 --> 00:36:18.566 Don't. 00:36:20.344 --> 00:36:22.141 Go poke. 00:36:53.344 --> 00:36:55.972 Hey, what's going on? 00:36:56.013 --> 00:36:57.742 Sexy. 00:36:59.216 --> 00:37:01.480 Look at you! 00:37:06.390 --> 00:37:07.880 Scott, what are we doing here? 00:37:07.992 --> 00:37:10.620 Hey, come on, man, be cool, all right? 00:37:10.728 --> 00:37:13.561 Relax. Have fun. Shit. 00:37:14.965 --> 00:37:16.432 Hey, Myles, do you think anyone will know... 00:37:16.533 --> 00:37:18.797 we're supposed to be from "Pulp Fiction"? 00:37:43.594 --> 00:37:44.720 - Huhh! - Huhh! 00:38:23.434 --> 00:38:25.368 Today, you're scared of the boogeyman. 00:38:25.436 --> 00:38:27.301 Ha ha ha! 00:38:27.371 --> 00:38:30.829 He's gonna get you. He's coming behind you. 00:38:30.908 --> 00:38:32.273 Boogeyman! 00:39:28.832 --> 00:39:30.823 Ohh! Shit! 00:39:30.901 --> 00:39:32.835 Careful, Jen. 00:39:32.903 --> 00:39:35.667 Ahem. Hands off, bud. 00:39:54.992 --> 00:39:58.086 Bet this is Judith's room. 00:39:58.195 --> 00:40:01.653 You know, the older sister. 00:40:01.765 --> 00:40:05.098 The one he killed when he was six years old. 00:40:05.169 --> 00:40:09.071 Hey! Keep the camera on the money here. 00:40:09.139 --> 00:40:11.937 I think it happened when she was right there. 00:40:13.844 --> 00:40:16.108 Poor little Judith... 00:40:16.146 --> 00:40:18.114 helpless... 00:40:18.182 --> 00:40:21.447 brushing her hair... 00:40:21.518 --> 00:40:25.215 young... and naked. 00:40:26.957 --> 00:40:28.891 Yeah, because that's gonna happen, right? 00:40:28.992 --> 00:40:30.926 Come on, Jen. 00:40:30.994 --> 00:40:32.723 One flash, and you could light up... 00:40:32.796 --> 00:40:35.663 a thousand computer screens. 00:40:35.732 --> 00:40:37.427 Launch your whole career. 00:40:44.675 --> 00:40:46.142 You think? 00:41:14.271 --> 00:41:17.172 You crack me up. 00:41:22.012 --> 00:41:24.173 It's a good wardrobe for you, Jen. 00:41:35.459 --> 00:41:38.121 Wait! No! There was somebody else in the hall! 00:41:40.998 --> 00:41:43.296 Come on. 00:41:52.442 --> 00:41:55.309 Come on, lover boy. 00:41:55.379 --> 00:41:56.971 - Whoa! - Aah! 00:41:57.014 --> 00:42:00.211 What are you doing, you big perv? 00:42:00.284 --> 00:42:03.685 They're exploring the house of a mass murderer... live. 00:42:03.754 --> 00:42:04.880 You want to watch? 00:42:04.955 --> 00:42:06.855 - No way. - Sure. 00:42:06.957 --> 00:42:08.549 Oh, OK. 00:42:08.659 --> 00:42:10.251 Impulse control disorder. 00:42:10.360 --> 00:42:12.055 Huh? 00:42:12.162 --> 00:42:14.926 That's my theory. 00:42:14.998 --> 00:42:18.798 I think Michael Myers had fits of rage... 00:42:18.869 --> 00:42:21.394 that he could not control. 00:42:21.471 --> 00:42:27.376 Kind of like a klepto or a nympho or a pyro. 00:42:29.613 --> 00:42:32.707 So, instead of stealing silverware... 00:42:32.783 --> 00:42:36.150 he slashes the necks of teenage girls, huh? 00:42:36.220 --> 00:42:38.745 Oh, come on... 00:42:38.822 --> 00:42:42.258 haven't you ever had an impulse that you could not control? 00:42:42.359 --> 00:42:45.760 - Continuously. - You mean continually. 00:42:45.862 --> 00:42:49.263 "Continuous" means continuing uninterrupted... 00:42:49.366 --> 00:42:52.358 while "continual" means reoccurring periodically. 00:42:52.436 --> 00:42:55.269 Donna, when are you gonna get out of your head... 00:42:55.339 --> 00:42:56.738 and start thinking with your body? 00:42:56.807 --> 00:42:58.832 Please. 00:42:58.909 --> 00:43:00.433 Does that line ever actually work... 00:43:00.510 --> 00:43:02.205 on the chicks in the music department? 00:43:02.279 --> 00:43:05.942 Art history, too. Sometimes even poli sci. 00:43:05.983 --> 00:43:08.611 Well, it doesn't cut it with critical studies. 00:43:08.685 --> 00:43:09.845 Bummer. 00:43:13.023 --> 00:43:15.821 Besides, screwing a music major... 00:43:15.926 --> 00:43:19.157 would be tantamount to lesbianism. 00:43:19.229 --> 00:43:20.753 I could get into that. 00:43:28.205 --> 00:43:30.503 Sara, I'm telling you, it's in the food. 00:43:30.574 --> 00:43:32.269 Remember that guy who was on trial... 00:43:32.342 --> 00:43:33.741 for murder in San Francisco? 00:43:33.810 --> 00:43:35.277 All he ate was Twinkies. 00:43:35.345 --> 00:43:38.678 Rudy, do you ever think about anything other than food? 00:43:38.715 --> 00:43:40.444 Wouldn't you like to know? 00:43:42.986 --> 00:43:44.647 Jen? 00:43:50.060 --> 00:43:52.028 Jen? 00:43:52.129 --> 00:43:53.221 What's going on? 00:43:53.330 --> 00:43:54.661 - What happened? - I don't know. 00:43:54.731 --> 00:43:56.392 I turned my back for a second and she was gone. 00:43:56.466 --> 00:43:57.660 Jen! 00:43:57.734 --> 00:43:59.326 Jen? 00:44:05.509 --> 00:44:06.669 Jen? 00:44:08.178 --> 00:44:09.338 Jen. 00:44:11.348 --> 00:44:13.009 Jen? 00:44:19.423 --> 00:44:20.720 Jen? 00:44:24.094 --> 00:44:25.186 Jen? 00:44:30.067 --> 00:44:31.796 Turn it down! 00:44:31.868 --> 00:44:34.962 - Gotcha! - God, you bitch. 00:44:35.038 --> 00:44:36.198 Slut! 00:44:36.273 --> 00:44:39.800 That's not right, OK? You're foul. 00:44:39.876 --> 00:44:41.844 Uhh, so foul. 00:44:41.912 --> 00:44:46.611 This is to us, for successfully... 00:44:46.650 --> 00:44:48.345 let me give you a little more... 00:44:48.418 --> 00:44:50.352 puttin' together something collectively... 00:44:50.420 --> 00:44:53.446 so ingenious as a team and a duo... 00:44:53.557 --> 00:44:55.787 that we should definitely be able to secure... 00:44:55.892 --> 00:44:57.826 a lot of food on the table for ourselves... 00:44:57.928 --> 00:45:00.158 as long as everything goes as nicely... 00:45:00.230 --> 00:45:01.663 as it's goin' right now. 00:45:08.939 --> 00:45:11.737 I'm gonna get her back for that. 00:45:11.808 --> 00:45:12.968 Watch me. 00:45:15.512 --> 00:45:17.673 Oh, my God! 00:45:17.714 --> 00:45:19.306 Cheers. 00:45:24.287 --> 00:45:26.983 Oh, no! No! 00:45:28.191 --> 00:45:31.354 Mm. Mm. 00:45:31.461 --> 00:45:32.860 Wait, what just happened? 00:45:32.929 --> 00:45:36.330 - We just lost Bill's camera. - Oh, shit. 00:45:36.433 --> 00:45:39.266 He must've dropped it. Fucking idiot. 00:45:39.336 --> 00:45:40.928 Find another view quickly, please. 00:45:41.004 --> 00:45:42.835 Freddie, relax. 00:45:42.906 --> 00:45:44.806 I think this is going really well. 00:45:44.875 --> 00:45:46.809 - Really, baby? - Yes. 00:45:46.877 --> 00:45:48.469 We are doing our thing. 00:45:48.545 --> 00:45:49.705 OK. 00:45:49.746 --> 00:45:52.078 To Dangertainment. 00:45:52.149 --> 00:45:55.084 Salute. Heh heh heh. 00:45:55.152 --> 00:45:59.418 And this must be the bed where he was conceived. 00:45:59.489 --> 00:46:01.719 Stop showing off, Jen. 00:46:28.218 --> 00:46:29.583 Aaaah! 00:46:29.653 --> 00:46:31.120 Aaaah! 00:46:31.188 --> 00:46:32.985 Rudy! 00:46:33.056 --> 00:46:34.887 - Sara! - Jen, help me! 00:46:34.991 --> 00:46:36.151 Are you OK? 00:46:37.727 --> 00:46:42.130 Rudy, help. Sara! 00:46:42.199 --> 00:46:45.430 Ewww. 00:46:45.502 --> 00:46:47.766 - God. - What happened? 00:46:47.838 --> 00:46:50.170 What is that thing? 00:46:56.012 --> 00:46:59.914 Hey, is this that Michael Myers thing? 00:46:59.983 --> 00:47:01.314 Yeah. 00:47:01.384 --> 00:47:03.716 A'ight, cool. 00:47:04.988 --> 00:47:07.218 Yeah, OK. 00:47:17.701 --> 00:47:19.032 What is this? 00:47:24.941 --> 00:47:28.240 Oh. Sorry. 00:47:28.311 --> 00:47:30.176 Are you? 00:47:30.213 --> 00:47:32.545 You're such a Lothario. 00:47:32.616 --> 00:47:34.413 Um... 00:47:34.484 --> 00:47:37.385 I don't know what that means exactly, but... 00:47:37.454 --> 00:47:38.978 Just go with it. 00:47:40.657 --> 00:47:42.921 Hold on. I just thought of something. 00:47:44.127 --> 00:47:47.062 Hold on? 00:47:47.163 --> 00:47:49.131 You've got to be kidding me. 00:47:49.232 --> 00:47:52.395 What, are you looking for "Playboys"? 00:48:00.443 --> 00:48:02.104 This ain't right. 00:48:02.178 --> 00:48:05.739 Well, it's obvious that the boy was subject... 00:48:05.782 --> 00:48:09.343 to emotional and physical abuse. 00:48:09.419 --> 00:48:12.149 No, all of this. It's not right. 00:48:12.222 --> 00:48:14.156 It's too easy. 00:48:14.257 --> 00:48:17.226 Why is all this stuff still here? 00:48:17.327 --> 00:48:19.693 Answer that, Nancy Drew. 00:48:19.763 --> 00:48:22.732 Where's Bill? 00:48:22.832 --> 00:48:25.198 He's probably still mad at me. 00:48:25.268 --> 00:48:29.728 He's gonna jump out of somewhere and scare me. 00:48:29.806 --> 00:48:31.273 You watch. 00:48:34.177 --> 00:48:36.008 You watch. 00:49:00.537 --> 00:49:04.473 Jim? Uh. 00:49:16.686 --> 00:49:20.850 You know, if I'm keeping you from something... 00:49:20.957 --> 00:49:22.185 just let me know. 00:49:22.292 --> 00:49:23.554 Look. 00:49:30.367 --> 00:49:33.336 - Voilą. - Clever boy. 00:49:44.014 --> 00:49:45.982 See, they're looking for clues. 00:49:46.049 --> 00:49:49.177 Something that might explain why Michael Myers went bad. 00:49:49.252 --> 00:49:51.413 - Oh. - Jeez. 00:49:51.488 --> 00:49:52.978 Hey, Scott. What's up? 00:49:53.056 --> 00:49:55.422 God, nice costume. 00:50:25.055 --> 00:50:26.352 Whoa. 00:50:29.559 --> 00:50:33.325 Hey, you think they kept him down here? 00:50:33.396 --> 00:50:36.695 Maybe. Look at this. 00:50:36.766 --> 00:50:40.725 What? What is it? 00:50:40.804 --> 00:50:43.272 It's some sort of weird harness. 00:50:43.339 --> 00:50:48.572 This whole place looks like some sadistic playpen. 00:50:52.248 --> 00:50:54.182 Ah ha ha. 00:50:54.250 --> 00:50:57.310 And you know what that makes me think? 00:50:57.387 --> 00:50:58.718 What? 00:50:58.788 --> 00:51:02.383 There's definitely no cameras down here. 00:51:30.487 --> 00:51:32.079 I could be a camera. 00:51:38.027 --> 00:51:39.551 Say something smart. 00:51:41.464 --> 00:51:43.398 Existence precedes essence. 00:51:50.640 --> 00:51:52.267 God, you are sexy. 00:52:13.830 --> 00:52:18.392 Whoa! Oh, shit! 00:52:25.642 --> 00:52:27.075 That worked perfectly! 00:52:27.143 --> 00:52:30.010 Whoa! That is what I'm talking about. 00:52:31.281 --> 00:52:34.250 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! All his victims! 00:52:34.317 --> 00:52:37.115 It's a mass grave! 00:52:37.187 --> 00:52:38.552 Oh, my God! 00:52:43.459 --> 00:52:45.484 Oh, God. 00:52:45.595 --> 00:52:48.655 All of his victims. Oh! 00:52:50.300 --> 00:52:52.860 Shit. Look at this. 00:52:52.936 --> 00:52:54.995 I don't fucking believe this. 00:52:55.071 --> 00:52:56.470 What? 00:52:56.539 --> 00:52:59.337 Made in fucking Taiwan. 00:54:07.677 --> 00:54:09.838 Oh, shit, man! 00:54:09.879 --> 00:54:11.938 Charley, where the fuck you been? 00:54:12.015 --> 00:54:14.677 We've been lookin' all over this motherfucker for you! 00:54:14.751 --> 00:54:16.946 And why the hell are you dressed like me anyway? 00:54:17.020 --> 00:54:18.920 I ain't payin' you to be Michael Myers. 00:54:18.988 --> 00:54:20.717 I'm playin' Michael Myers! 00:54:20.790 --> 00:54:22.314 If them kids come around... 00:54:22.425 --> 00:54:24.290 and see us dressed up in the same shit... 00:54:24.360 --> 00:54:27.761 you'll ruin the whole effect, God damn it. 00:54:27.830 --> 00:54:30.128 What the hell is wrong with you? 00:54:30.199 --> 00:54:33.100 What you lookin' at me like that for? 00:54:33.169 --> 00:54:35.729 Huh? You don't get it? 00:54:35.805 --> 00:54:37.932 Your shit ain't workin' up there? 00:54:38.007 --> 00:54:41.170 Take your ass in the back of the garage with Nora. 00:54:41.244 --> 00:54:42.506 That's your job. 00:54:42.578 --> 00:54:45.308 Go back there with Nora and help her ass out. 00:54:45.348 --> 00:54:46.576 Go do your job. 00:54:46.649 --> 00:54:50.176 I left the back door unlocked for your ass... 00:54:50.253 --> 00:54:53.188 to go out the back into the garage. 00:54:53.256 --> 00:54:54.450 That's what I did. 00:54:54.557 --> 00:54:57.253 You need to get the hell outta here. 00:54:57.360 --> 00:54:59.294 Go on, scoot! Skedaddle! 00:54:59.362 --> 00:55:01.455 Get the fuck out of Dodge! 00:55:08.571 --> 00:55:11.699 God damn. What the hell's somebody gotta do... 00:55:11.774 --> 00:55:14.140 to get a little decent help up in this motherfucker? 00:55:14.210 --> 00:55:16.405 God damn it. Come on. 00:55:16.446 --> 00:55:18.812 Let's go find Freddie. 00:55:22.719 --> 00:55:24.687 This is bullshit. 00:55:41.471 --> 00:55:42.961 Hey, Jim? 00:55:46.209 --> 00:55:48.268 You gotta see this. 00:56:36.125 --> 00:56:38.559 Gross. 00:56:42.765 --> 00:56:44.528 Hey, Freddie. 00:56:44.600 --> 00:56:47.068 Is this all part of the setup? 00:57:03.019 --> 00:57:06.352 "Laurie Strode, sister of Michael Myers... 00:57:06.422 --> 00:57:09.084 "survives Halloween night massacre." 00:57:20.703 --> 00:57:23.501 Heh. Nice prop. 00:57:25.041 --> 00:57:26.303 Aah! 00:57:27.910 --> 00:57:29.070 Oh, my God! 00:57:31.314 --> 00:57:34.477 Oh, my God! 00:57:34.550 --> 00:57:36.780 Is anybody else seeing this? 00:57:39.655 --> 00:57:41.088 Jim? 00:57:45.862 --> 00:57:47.295 Aaah! 00:57:48.764 --> 00:57:50.061 Aaah! 00:57:52.735 --> 00:57:54.293 Aah! Oh, my God! 00:57:54.370 --> 00:57:55.962 No! 00:58:01.744 --> 00:58:04.269 Help! Somebody! 00:58:04.313 --> 00:58:06.941 Someone help! Oh, my God! 00:58:07.016 --> 00:58:10.281 This isn't funny anymore! 00:58:11.988 --> 00:58:15.446 Help me! Somebody help! 00:58:15.558 --> 00:58:16.650 This is not funny! 00:58:21.964 --> 00:58:23.864 Oh, my God! 00:58:23.933 --> 00:58:26.493 Stay away from me! Aah! 00:58:27.570 --> 00:58:31.267 Aah! Aah! 00:58:31.340 --> 00:58:33.365 Aah! 00:58:37.547 --> 00:58:39.014 Aah! 00:59:05.308 --> 00:59:07.003 That was so fake. 00:59:07.076 --> 00:59:08.737 No, no, wait. Wait, you guys. 00:59:08.811 --> 00:59:12.076 That really happened. She was just killed. 00:59:14.550 --> 00:59:16.575 Man, you're gullible. 00:59:16.652 --> 00:59:18.119 Get outta here. 00:59:26.862 --> 00:59:28.796 It's a good thing there's no cameras in here. 00:59:31.334 --> 00:59:33.302 We're wearing cameras. 00:59:37.406 --> 00:59:38.566 Whoosh. 01:00:09.805 --> 01:00:11.272 Aaaah! 01:00:11.340 --> 01:00:13.570 Michael's here! 01:00:13.643 --> 01:00:15.736 I saw him! He's in the house! 01:00:15.778 --> 01:00:17.336 He's here! 01:00:18.614 --> 01:00:19.808 Oh, my God. 01:00:19.882 --> 01:00:22.316 What's going on? What you talking about? 01:00:22.385 --> 01:00:23.647 Don't do this, girl. 01:00:23.719 --> 01:00:25.619 You're bringing me down on this beautiful evening. 01:00:25.688 --> 01:00:28.179 There's nobody here. You're just bugging out. 01:00:28.291 --> 01:00:29.485 It's not funny, OK? 01:00:29.592 --> 01:00:32.083 - Stop it, OK? - He's down in that room. 01:00:32.194 --> 01:00:36.062 There is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 people in the house. 01:00:36.132 --> 01:00:38.293 There's no Michael Myers here. There's nobody. 01:00:38.367 --> 01:00:40.927 Listen, I saw him right over there. 01:00:41.003 --> 01:00:43.233 He's in here? Ooh. Michael Myers. 01:00:43.306 --> 01:00:44.432 Where's Michael Myers? 01:00:44.507 --> 01:00:46.372 Michael Myers! I don't see nothing. 01:00:46.442 --> 01:00:49.070 - He was in here. - You're bringing me down. 01:00:49.111 --> 01:00:51.272 Rudy, I saw... Aaaah! 01:00:51.347 --> 01:00:53.076 Rudy! 01:00:53.149 --> 01:00:56.175 Uhh! Uhh! 01:00:56.252 --> 01:00:58.015 - Fucker! - Whoa, whoa! 01:00:58.087 --> 01:01:00.578 Turn off the cameras! 01:01:00.656 --> 01:01:03.022 - Get it back online. - What's wrong? 01:01:03.125 --> 01:01:04.683 Cut to a different camera angle. 01:01:04.794 --> 01:01:08.457 It's me. Freddie. 01:01:08.531 --> 01:01:10.965 Freddie. What the fuck are you doing? 01:01:11.067 --> 01:01:12.659 Damn, man, you hit me... 01:01:12.735 --> 01:01:15.431 like I murdered your fuckin' mother. 01:01:15.504 --> 01:01:17.062 Relax, man. 01:01:17.139 --> 01:01:19.505 I'm only tryin' to give America a good show. 01:01:19.575 --> 01:01:22.339 So none of this shit is real, right? 01:01:22.411 --> 01:01:23.708 Like the furniture... 01:01:23.746 --> 01:01:25.976 the photos, all the fucked up toys? 01:01:26.048 --> 01:01:27.845 It's all fake. We've been set up. 01:01:27.917 --> 01:01:30.044 You knew you didn't have a show anyone would watch... 01:01:30.119 --> 01:01:32.553 so you set us all up at our fucking expense, huh? 01:01:32.621 --> 01:01:34.589 What expense are you talkin' about? 01:01:34.657 --> 01:01:37.387 You ain't contributed a dime to settin' up this shit. 01:01:37.493 --> 01:01:40.018 Besides, don't nobody want to see any of y'all... 01:01:40.129 --> 01:01:41.824 runnin' around no empty house... 01:01:41.897 --> 01:01:44.331 possibly comin' up with nothing any-damn-way. 01:01:44.433 --> 01:01:46.731 America don't like reality, first of all. 01:01:46.802 --> 01:01:49.965 Second of all, they think the shit is boring. 01:01:50.039 --> 01:01:52.303 They want a little razzle-dazzle... 01:01:52.375 --> 01:01:55.242 a little pizazz, a little thrill in their life. 01:01:55.311 --> 01:01:57.108 And us being the ones that give it to 'em... 01:01:57.146 --> 01:01:59.171 I don't see nothin' wrong with that. 01:01:59.248 --> 01:02:01.307 I did not sign up for this. 01:02:01.384 --> 01:02:03.648 Y'all need to do me a favor, all right? 01:02:03.719 --> 01:02:07.120 Go along with this shit. Don't blow it. Not now. 01:02:07.189 --> 01:02:09.248 You really have no idea... 01:02:09.358 --> 01:02:11.155 of how nicely I worked things out... 01:02:11.260 --> 01:02:12.818 so that we all can receive... 01:02:12.928 --> 01:02:16.056 somewhat of a robust back end when this shit is all over. 01:02:16.132 --> 01:02:18.692 I don't know what you want to do about your share... 01:02:18.768 --> 01:02:20.633 but please don't fuck it up for me. 01:02:20.703 --> 01:02:22.830 I want my money, a'ight? 01:02:22.905 --> 01:02:25.772 Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to go... 01:02:25.841 --> 01:02:28.105 scare the shit out of some more of these motherfuckers... 01:02:28.177 --> 01:02:31.010 so, I'm gonna get it crackin'. 01:02:31.046 --> 01:02:33.412 Y'all do what the fuck y'all gotta do. 01:02:33.482 --> 01:02:36.007 See y'all. Ha ha ha ha! 01:02:36.085 --> 01:02:38.610 - All right. - We have it. 01:02:38.687 --> 01:02:40.951 - Turn up the sound. - Where'd everybody go? 01:03:03.012 --> 01:03:04.309 Ohh. 01:03:05.881 --> 01:03:07.371 There you are, Bill. 01:03:07.450 --> 01:03:10.112 So what do you guys want to do? 01:03:10.186 --> 01:03:13.280 I don't know. I could use the money. 01:03:13.355 --> 01:03:16.654 No. Fuck that. I'm out. 01:03:16.759 --> 01:03:18.158 Me too. I quit. 01:03:22.932 --> 01:03:24.160 Boo! 01:03:28.671 --> 01:03:30.764 She must be going for the first internet Emmy. 01:03:33.409 --> 01:03:34.774 You can't scare us, Jen. 01:03:34.844 --> 01:03:36.175 You're gonna have to do better than that. 01:03:43.385 --> 01:03:44.682 You too, Freddie. 01:03:47.990 --> 01:03:51.983 Aaaaaaah! 01:04:02.238 --> 01:04:04.399 - Eww! - How'd they do that? 01:04:04.473 --> 01:04:07.408 - Digital effects. - No, it isn't! 01:04:08.978 --> 01:04:10.138 Hello. 911? 01:04:12.915 --> 01:04:15.076 Oh, my God. 01:04:19.121 --> 01:04:21.749 - It's locked! - Fuck. 01:04:21.857 --> 01:04:24.485 Go in there! Go in there now! 01:04:44.079 --> 01:04:46.479 Jim, run! Run! 01:04:46.549 --> 01:04:48.244 Ah! 01:04:48.317 --> 01:04:51.309 Oh! Aah! 01:05:00.329 --> 01:05:02.354 Uhh. 01:05:22.284 --> 01:05:25.845 Hey, Michael! Yeah, I'm talking to you. 01:05:25.921 --> 01:05:27.889 You want a piece of me? 01:05:45.174 --> 01:05:48.007 You should try a little less protein in your diet. 01:05:48.077 --> 01:05:50.238 Control some of that aggression, huh? 01:06:09.231 --> 01:06:10.357 Want some of this, huh? 01:06:11.867 --> 01:06:14.028 I know what 911 is for! 01:06:14.103 --> 01:06:16.162 This is an emergency. It's not a hoax. 01:06:19.208 --> 01:06:21.699 Motherfucker, come on. Trying to fucking kill me? 01:06:21.777 --> 01:06:24.337 Come on! You like sushi, motherfucker?! 01:06:24.380 --> 01:06:27.508 You gonna fucking kill me? 01:06:27.583 --> 01:06:28.845 Oh, shit. 01:07:25.274 --> 01:07:27.003 Somebody... 01:07:27.076 --> 01:07:28.907 somebody out there, please help us. 01:07:28.977 --> 01:07:31.605 Somebody, please help us. 01:07:31.647 --> 01:07:34.673 She really is a very talented actress. 01:07:48.363 --> 01:07:50.194 Deckard. 01:07:50.265 --> 01:07:52.631 Deckard, if you're there, please let me know. 01:07:53.936 --> 01:07:56.496 Who's Deckard? Myles is Deckard. 01:07:56.572 --> 01:07:57.698 What do you mean? 01:08:03.412 --> 01:08:07.940 Deckard, he's killing all of us. 01:08:08.016 --> 01:08:09.313 He's killing us. 01:08:09.384 --> 01:08:10.544 There he is! Upper right! 01:08:10.619 --> 01:08:12.849 - Zoom in! - Go to the other camera. 01:08:12.921 --> 01:08:14.411 Tell her he's coming up the stairs. 01:08:14.490 --> 01:08:17.323 This isn't funny anymore! Do something! 01:08:36.545 --> 01:08:37.739 Aah! 01:08:40.215 --> 01:08:43.207 - He heard her! - Oh, my God. 01:08:45.621 --> 01:08:47.486 He's at the door! 01:08:47.556 --> 01:08:49.148 Get her out! 01:09:21.390 --> 01:09:23.483 Oh, my God. 01:09:23.592 --> 01:09:25.617 - No! - It's too high! 01:09:38.473 --> 01:09:39.599 No! 01:09:47.549 --> 01:09:48.675 Aaah! 01:09:59.995 --> 01:10:01.860 I can't see you! 01:10:13.575 --> 01:10:16.635 Deckard, where is he? 01:10:40.102 --> 01:10:41.228 Tell her to go! 01:10:41.303 --> 01:10:43.328 - Now's her chance. - Come on, go! 01:11:28.784 --> 01:11:32.413 My God. Everybody's dead. 01:11:32.487 --> 01:11:34.955 Where is he? 01:11:35.057 --> 01:11:36.991 I don't know. 01:11:37.059 --> 01:11:41.018 We got to get the fuck outta here now. 01:11:41.129 --> 01:11:42.721 Come on. Let's go. 01:12:02.484 --> 01:12:04.475 Oh, shit. 01:12:04.553 --> 01:12:06.384 Aaah! 01:12:20.702 --> 01:12:23.296 So, you want to be on Dangertainment? 01:12:24.873 --> 01:12:27.307 Let's see what you got. 01:12:27.376 --> 01:12:29.071 Waa... hyah! 01:12:35.517 --> 01:12:36.916 Hyah! 01:12:49.297 --> 01:12:51.288 Aah! 01:12:53.235 --> 01:12:54.634 Yo, Mike, come see me. 01:12:54.703 --> 01:12:58.070 Michael, come and see me! Look at me! 01:13:02.644 --> 01:13:05.238 You wanna fuck with me, huh? 01:13:05.280 --> 01:13:07.248 You motherfucker. 01:13:07.315 --> 01:13:08.907 Haaa-yah! 01:13:42.117 --> 01:13:45.678 Let's get outta here. Come on. 01:13:45.754 --> 01:13:47.551 You all right? 01:13:47.622 --> 01:13:50.455 I saw his room. 01:13:50.559 --> 01:13:53.255 He's been living underneath this fucking house... 01:13:53.361 --> 01:13:54.919 for who knows how long. 01:13:55.030 --> 01:13:56.930 Probably the last 20 years. 01:13:56.998 --> 01:13:58.295 Come on. 01:14:01.770 --> 01:14:05.365 I swear on my soul... 01:14:05.440 --> 01:14:07.874 I had no idea. 01:14:07.943 --> 01:14:09.843 I swear. 01:14:15.150 --> 01:14:18.449 Aw, shit. 01:14:18.520 --> 01:14:20.488 Come on. Let's go. 01:14:23.692 --> 01:14:26.286 Oh, my God. He cut the cable. 01:14:26.394 --> 01:14:28.988 Where the fuck is he? 01:14:30.799 --> 01:14:32.426 This is bad. 01:14:34.136 --> 01:14:38.368 Deckard, where is he? 01:14:47.883 --> 01:14:50.681 - No! - Run! Oh! 01:15:04.199 --> 01:15:06.463 Aah! 01:15:09.971 --> 01:15:11.302 No. 01:15:57.085 --> 01:15:59.053 Uhh. 01:16:01.957 --> 01:16:03.925 Oh, no. 01:16:29.517 --> 01:16:31.382 Aaaah! 01:16:32.454 --> 01:16:34.251 Uhh! 01:16:56.011 --> 01:16:57.808 Aah! 01:16:57.879 --> 01:16:59.710 Aah! 01:17:12.260 --> 01:17:14.421 Uhh. 01:18:06.448 --> 01:18:08.006 You bastard! 01:18:08.083 --> 01:18:10.381 This is for Jen! 01:18:12.354 --> 01:18:13.480 This is for Rudy! 01:18:16.891 --> 01:18:18.984 For all of them! 01:18:31.106 --> 01:18:32.403 Oh, shit. 01:18:37.879 --> 01:18:39.039 Aah! 01:18:44.152 --> 01:18:46.416 Aah! 01:19:53.354 --> 01:19:56.619 Trick or treat, motherfucker. 01:19:59.661 --> 01:20:01.253 Aaaah! 01:20:13.274 --> 01:20:14.434 No! 01:20:15.577 --> 01:20:17.135 No! 01:20:17.178 --> 01:20:18.338 Aah! 01:20:35.063 --> 01:20:36.690 Uhh! 01:20:36.764 --> 01:20:37.890 Aaah! 01:20:37.966 --> 01:20:39.558 Ohh! 01:20:52.780 --> 01:20:56.511 Burn, motherfucker! Burn! 01:20:58.253 --> 01:21:00.221 Sara! 01:21:02.524 --> 01:21:04.185 Come on, come on! 01:21:04.292 --> 01:21:05.452 Uhh! 01:21:05.560 --> 01:21:08.961 Hey, Mikey! Happy fucking Halloween! 01:21:58.846 --> 01:22:01.610 Sara? Sara Moyer? 01:22:01.683 --> 01:22:04.618 - Sara? - Can we get a statement? 01:22:04.686 --> 01:22:06.210 Hey, we can go live now. 01:22:06.287 --> 01:22:08.448 What happened with Michael Myers? 01:22:08.523 --> 01:22:12.015 Thank you, Deckard. You saved my life. 01:22:20.468 --> 01:22:22.333 What's it feel like to be a hero, Sara? 01:22:22.403 --> 01:22:24.132 How does it feel now that it's all over? 01:22:24.205 --> 01:22:26.139 What makes you so sure it's over? 01:22:26.207 --> 01:22:27.435 Excuse me. 01:22:27.508 --> 01:22:29.738 - Watch the camera! - No more cameras! 01:22:29.777 --> 01:22:32.302 Dangertainment is off the air. 01:22:32.380 --> 01:22:34.211 Why don't y'all show some respect? 01:22:34.282 --> 01:22:36.147 Mr. Harris, would you like to make a statement? 01:22:36.217 --> 01:22:37.980 What can you tell us about Michael Myers? 01:22:38.052 --> 01:22:40.646 Michael Myers is not a sound bite... 01:22:40.722 --> 01:22:45.284 a spin-off, a tie-in, some celebrity scandal. 01:22:45.393 --> 01:22:50.592 Michael Myers is a killer shark in baggy-ass overalls... 01:22:50.665 --> 01:22:52.428 that gets his kicks off of killing... 01:22:52.500 --> 01:22:54.968 everything and everyone that he comes across. 01:22:55.036 --> 01:22:56.970 That's all. 01:22:57.038 --> 01:22:59.404 We're done dancing for these cameras. 01:22:59.474 --> 01:23:00.941 Let's get outta here, Sara. 01:23:01.009 --> 01:23:03.876 But how are you feeling right now? 01:23:03.911 --> 01:23:05.742 Heh. 01:23:05.813 --> 01:23:07.007 How am I feelin' now? 01:23:07.081 --> 01:23:09.845 You wanna know how I'm feelin' right now? 01:23:09.917 --> 01:23:11.179 Feel this! 01:23:11.252 --> 01:23:13.447 My camera! 01:23:23.631 --> 01:23:25.064 That's him, isn't it? 01:23:25.133 --> 01:23:27.192 I want to see his face. 01:23:27.268 --> 01:23:32.228 I want to warn you, ma'am, it's not a pretty sight. 01:23:35.076 --> 01:23:37.510 All right. 01:23:46.521 --> 01:23:47.818 Come on, back it off. Let's go. 01:23:47.889 --> 01:23:49.186 Wow. 01:23:49.257 --> 01:23:51.817 You're lookin' a little crispy over there, Mikey. 01:23:51.926 --> 01:23:54.622 Like some chicken-fried motherfucker. 01:23:54.729 --> 01:23:59.393 Well, may he never, ever rest in peace. 01:24:09.377 --> 01:24:11.402 Hey, how's it going? 01:24:11.479 --> 01:24:13.310 You've gotta be kidding me. 01:24:13.381 --> 01:24:14.780 Another one? 01:24:14.849 --> 01:24:16.282 It's your lucky night. 01:24:16.350 --> 01:24:17.715 You got a celebrity. 01:24:17.785 --> 01:24:20.811 Ooh, let me get my autograph book. 01:24:20.888 --> 01:24:24.051 I'm not kidding. It's Michael Myers. 01:24:24.158 --> 01:24:25.352 What? 01:24:28.963 --> 01:24:31.397 Get me a copy of that autograph. 01:24:31.466 --> 01:24:32.899 - Yeah, sure. - Ha ha! 01:24:32.967 --> 01:24:34.457 It's cracking me up. 01:24:34.481 --> 01:24:54.481 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.