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Never thought that
l'd be fighting you
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But you stole my heart
You cheated and lied
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You weren't in my corner
You weren't on my side
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The gloves are off
You hit below the belt
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Now it's time-out, baby
And they've rung the bell
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l'm not a fighter
l'm a lover
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But if you run
Then run for cover
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Fight for your love
Yeah
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- When it's round two, girl
- Turn this up! Now!
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- Good.
- l get a knockout punch
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With this heartfelt song
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l know when l count you
Down from ten
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l'll find you
ln my loving arms again
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The gloves are off
You hit below the belt
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Now it's time-out, baby
And they've rung the bell
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l'm not a fighter
l'm a lover
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But if you run
Then run for cover
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Fight for your love
Yeah
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l'm not a fighter
l'm a lover
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But if you run
Then run for cover
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Fight for your love
Yeah
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Whoa, nobody caught me.
That was lame.
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l don't think he's moving.
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He is a lazy freeloader,
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and it's time for all this
dysfunction to stop.
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Can't we just do this later?
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l mean, you know how
he gets in the morning.
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Ned, aren't you tired of letting people
push you around?
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Yes.
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Then get in there and do it.
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What?
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What is it?
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Dewey, hey,
it's the first of the month, and...
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...l'd like your share
of the rent now.
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Man, you know l don't have it.
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You wake me up for that?
Come on, man!
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Sorry.
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Dewey, l mean, you owe me
a lot of money as it is.
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Yeah, try $2,200.
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OK, you guys,
the band is about to hit it bigtime.
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We'll win Battle of the Bands.
When l'm rolling in Benjamins,
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l will throw you and your dog a bone.
Good night.
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- Your band has never made 2 cents.
- Patty, come on, l'm on this.
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Oh, you're on this?
You're on this?
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He's walking all over you.
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Mommy, could we please
talk about this later?
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No, we can't talk about it later,
because we have to go to work.
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We have jobs.
We contribute to society. All right?
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l am an assistant to
the mayor of the city, ''hello''!
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What? Can you get her out of here,
please? Why? Why her?
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And Ned has the most
important job there is.
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Temping?
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Dewey, a substitute teacher
is not a temp.
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- He's a babysitter.
- Think it's so easy?
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l'd like to see you try.
You wouldn't last a day.
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Dude, l service society
by rocking.
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l'm out there liberating people
with my music.
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Rocking ain't no
walk in the park, lady.
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All right, this is useless,
all right?
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Tell him if he doesn't come up
with the rent by the end of the week,
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he's out of here.
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Dewey, l'm not paying
your share of the rent, so...
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...maybe you should sell
one of your guitars or something.
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What?
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Would you tell Picasso
to sell his guitars?
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Oh, my God. He's an idiot.
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Dude, l've been mooching off you
for years,
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and it was never a problem until
she showed up. Dump her.
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lf you don't come up with
some money, she'll dump me.
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Really? That would be good.
She's a nightmare.
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Come on. l may never have
another girlfriend.
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l mean, just come on.
Come up with some money, please.
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Please.
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OK. For you. Not for her, man.
For you.
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Thank you.
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Heal me
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l'm heartsick
D minor.
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l'm hungry
And A minor, G, on you
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- Heal my heart
- Hey! What's up?
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ls that a new song?
Who's this guy?
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We're taking the Battle of the Bands
seriously this year.
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Good, because l need
the money. Now, listen.
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lf we're gonna win this thing, we gotta
actually start playing some music.
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l agree. You're fired.
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Your lyrics, now don't take this
the wrong way, Theo, are lame.
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But l've been sitting on some
awesome material, so...
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Did you hear what l said?
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We voted.
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You're out.
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This is Spider. He's replacing you.
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What's up, dog?
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l was gonna tell you last night,
but you passed out, man.
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You're gonna kick me out of the band?
You're gonna fire me?
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- lt's my band. l brought us together.
- Theo wanted you out.
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- There's nothing l could do.
- Shut up, man. You voted him out too.
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Dewey, listen to me.
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You're a good guitar player,
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but it's the 20-minute solos.
lt's the stage dives.
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We're trying to land a record deal here,
man, and you're an embarrassment.
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Read between the lines, Theo.
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Read between the lines!
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Dewey, man, l hope
this doesn't come between us.
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Like, l care about you, man.
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You guys, you know what?
You're nuts. You're all nuts.
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You've been focused
so hard on making it,
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you forgot about one thing.
lt's called the music.
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And l don't even care.
You know what? So what.
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l don't wanna hang out with
wannabe corporate sellouts.
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l'm gonna form my own band.
We're gonna start a revolution.
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And you're gonna be a funny
little footnote on my epic ass.
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l feel sorry for you guys.
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Yes.
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Yeah, it's a 1 968 Gibson SG,
mint condish.
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No.
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That's all?
Well, that's a mistake.
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No, Hendrix played this guitar.
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Hello?
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- Yeah?
- ls this Mr. Schneebly?
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No, he's not here.
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- Could you take a message for me?
- Yeah.
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Hi. My name's Rosalie Mullins.
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l'm the principal at Horace Green Prep.
We're having a little emergency.
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One of our teachers broke
her leg this morning,
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and all of our subs
are already working.
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Pat Wickam at Milton Prep
recommended l call Mr. Schneebly.
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Do you know if he's available?
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- How long is the gig?
- Excuse me?
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How long is the job?
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As much as a few weeks,
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but we need somebody
to start immediately.
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So how much are we talking here?
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We pay our substitutes
650 a week.
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Now, do you know when
Mr. Schneebly will be back?
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Hold on a sec.
Oh, you know what?
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l think he's just coming in right...
Ned, phone!
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Hello, this is Ned Schneebly.
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Pat faxed me your résumé.
lt's very impressive.
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We've never been in a bind like this
before, so thank you so much.
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So how's this gonna work?
Are you gonna pay me upfront?
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l don't understand.
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lt'd be really great
if l could get paid in cash.
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Oh, well, we don't do that.
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When you cut my check, make it
payable to Dewey Finn, for tax reasons.
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You can discuss all of that
with Candace at the end of the day.
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When's the end of the day?
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We commence at 8:1 5,
school lets out at 3.
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You know what?
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Do you think l could cut out a little
early today? l got some stuff l gotta do.
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lt's cool. l can stay.
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Mr. Schneebly...
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...this is considered the best
elementary school in the state,
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and we maintain that by adhering
to a strict code of conduct,
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faculty included.
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Don't worry about me.
l'm a hard-ass.
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lf a kid gets out of line, l got
no problem smacking him.
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No, no. We don't use
corporal punishment here.
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OK, so just verbal abuse?
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lf you have any problems with
any students, send them to me.
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- l will do the disciplining.
- Check.
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Children.
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Please take your seats.
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l'd like to introduce
Miss Dunham's substitute.
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This is Mr. Schneebly.
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Why don't you write
your name on the board.
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Yes, l will.
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You know what?
Why don't you all just call me ''Mr. S''.
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Mr. S has never taught here
at Horace Green,
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so l want you all to be
on your best behavior.
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So the curriculum
is on the desk.
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- And do you have any questions?
- Yeah, when's lunch?
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The children just had their lunch.
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ls there anything else you need?
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l'm a teacher.
All l need are minds for molding.
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All right, then. Well, thanks again.
You saved the day.
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OK, who's got food in here?
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You're not gonna get in trouble.
l'm hungry.
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You. What do you got?
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That's what l'm talking about.
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OK. Teach. Teach. Teach.
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All right, look, here's the deal.
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l've got a hangover.
Who knows what that means?
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- Doesn't that mean you're drunk?
- No. lt means l was drunk yesterday.
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- lt means you're an alcoholic.
- Wrong.
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You wouldn't come to work
hung-over unless you were.
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Dude, you got a disease.
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- What's your name?
- Freddy Jones.
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Freddy Jones, shut up.
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Shut up.
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The point is,
you all can just chill today.
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We'll start on
this crapola tomorrow.
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- Yes, Tinkerbell?
- Summer.
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As class factotum, first l'd like to
just say, welcome to Horace Green.
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- Thank you.
- Any questions about our schedule?
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Because usually now
Miss Dunham teaches vocabulary,
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then gives us a pop quiz, then
splits us up into reading groups.
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- Track B is...
- OK, hey, hey, hey.
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Miss ''Dumbum''
ain't your teacher today, l am.
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And l got a headache
and the runs.
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So l say, time for recess.
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But Mr. S, that poster charts
everyone's performance.
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We get stars when we master
the material covered.
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How do we get gold stars
if we just have recess?
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- What are these black dots here?
- Demerits.
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What kind of a sick school is this?
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As long as l'm here, there will be
no grades or gold stars or demerits.
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We're gonna have recess
all the time.
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But Miss Dunham only gives us
recess for 1 5 minutes...
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You're not hearing me, girl.
l'm in charge now, OK?
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And l say recess.
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Go. Play and have fun, now.
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Nice.
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Now, you don't want me to have
to call your parents, do you?
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lt's all right, Emily, don't cry.
Just try to be a bit more conscientious.
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Would you like a hug?
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l'll be good, l swear!
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All right, well, that's fine, Emily.
You're excused.
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Yes, we did it.
We did it, come on.
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Give me some. Give me some.
Give me some. Give me some of that.
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l will see you cats
on the flip-flop. Later!
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l heard she slipped
in the bathroom.
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Yes, but we've got
a wonderful new substitute
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who comes very
highly recommended.
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- Mr. Schneebly? Mr. Schneebly?
- Yeah!
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Hold on, buddy!
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Oh, my God.
You've gotta be kidding me.
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Oh, man, this guy sucks, man.
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- Here, call him.
- Call him? Yeah, right.
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OK. Yes, you can be in my band.
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But, Ned, no power plays, man.
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l've got vision up the butt,
so just go with it.
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No, thanks.
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You're not a teacher, Ned.
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You're the cross-dressing,
blood-sucking incubus
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from Maggot Death.
That's the real you.
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Dewey, l'm not a satanic
sex god anymore.
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l'm a working stiff.
And that's cool.
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- She's got you brainwashed.
- l'm working.
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That's terrific.
But who are you, babe?
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This is my apartment, babe.
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Not if you don't pay your rent,
it's not. Get a job.
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l got a job. l'll have rent by the end
of the week. Go tell the mayor.
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- You got a job. Doing what?
- l do what Ned does, temping.
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l'm not a temp. l'm a sub.
And soon l'll be a certified teacher.
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Come on, man!
One show, $20,000 prize,
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we split it 60/40. Grab your bass
and come back to the garage.
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l mean, don't you miss rocking out?
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lf you think anyone is gonna
be in a band with you,
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you're more delusional
than l thought.
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Dewey, you know, maybe it's time
to give up those dreams.
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l did, and things are going
really great for me.
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Are you gonna teach us anything
or are we just gonna sit here?
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Just do whatever you want.
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- l want to learn from my teacher.
- Besides that.
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Freddy, what do you
like to do?
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l don't know, burn stuff?
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Just go out and have recess.
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My parents don't spend $1 5,000
a year for recess.
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- You want to learn something?
- Yes, l do.
00:17:48.165 --> 00:17:50.133
You want me to teach
you something?
00:17:50.334 --> 00:17:52.666
All right, here's a useful lesson
for you.
00:17:52.870 --> 00:17:55.532
Give up. Just quit.
00:17:55.740 --> 00:17:59.073
Because in this life, you can't win.
00:17:59.277 --> 00:18:03.373
Yeah, you can try, but in the end,
you're just gonna lose, bigtime,
00:18:03.581 --> 00:18:05.776
because the world is run
by The Man.
00:18:05.983 --> 00:18:07.382
- Who?
- The Man.
00:18:07.585 --> 00:18:09.177
Oh, you don't know The Man?
00:18:09.387 --> 00:18:10.752
Well, he's everywhere.
00:18:10.955 --> 00:18:14.721
ln the White House, down the hall.
Miss Mullins, she's The Man.
00:18:14.925 --> 00:18:19.191
And The Man ruined the ozone,
and he's burning down the Amazon,
00:18:19.397 --> 00:18:22.525
and he kidnapped Shamu
and put her in a chlorine tank.
00:18:22.733 --> 00:18:27.033
There used to be a way to stick it
to The Man. lt was called rock 'n' roll.
00:18:27.238 --> 00:18:29.001
But guess what. Oh, no.
00:18:29.206 --> 00:18:32.539
The Man ruined that too
with a little thing called MTV!
00:18:33.411 --> 00:18:34.810
So don't waste your time
00:18:35.012 --> 00:18:37.708
trying to make anything cool
or pure or awesome.
00:18:37.915 --> 00:18:42.079
The Man's just gonna call you a fat,
washed-up loser and crush your soul.
00:18:42.286 --> 00:18:45.380
So do yourselves a favor
and just give up!
00:18:50.361 --> 00:18:52.454
Mr. Schneebly, it's after 1 0.
00:18:52.663 --> 00:18:56.064
On Tuesdays, the children
have music class now.
00:18:56.267 --> 00:18:58.735
Right. OK. Good work, people.
00:18:58.936 --> 00:19:03.339
We will continue with our lecture
on The Man when we return.
00:19:03.541 --> 00:19:05.907
Have a good music class.
00:20:43.941 --> 00:20:46.501
Mr. S, what's going on?
00:20:48.245 --> 00:20:50.543
l heard you in music class.
00:20:50.748 --> 00:20:53.012
You guys can really play.
00:20:53.217 --> 00:20:55.777
Why didn't anyone tell me?
You.
00:20:55.986 --> 00:20:57.977
- What's your name?
- Zack.
00:20:58.189 --> 00:20:59.850
- You play the guitar?
- Yeah.
00:21:00.057 --> 00:21:01.718
OK, come here.
00:21:04.161 --> 00:21:07.096
- Ever play electric guitar?
- My dad won't let me.
00:21:07.298 --> 00:21:10.199
- He thinks it's a waste of time.
- A waste of...?
00:21:11.669 --> 00:21:13.330
Try this one.
00:21:14.972 --> 00:21:17.270
OK, here's a guitar pick.
00:21:17.475 --> 00:21:20.638
You pluck along with me, OK?
lf you can.
00:21:48.706 --> 00:21:50.037
Yes.
00:22:04.588 --> 00:22:06.283
Yes!
00:22:08.592 --> 00:22:10.958
OK, you stay right there.
Don't move.
00:22:11.161 --> 00:22:13.857
Piano man, front and center.
00:22:14.665 --> 00:22:16.360
- What's your name?
- Lawrence.
00:22:16.567 --> 00:22:19.798
Lawrence, you ever
played keyboards? Any techno?
00:22:20.004 --> 00:22:23.201
- No, l only play piano.
- OK. All right, fair enough.
00:22:23.407 --> 00:22:27.173
Try this out for me, OK?
Just give this a try on my count.
00:22:27.378 --> 00:22:29.869
One, two, three, four.
00:22:31.916 --> 00:22:33.611
Yes.
00:22:36.754 --> 00:22:38.585
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
00:22:38.789 --> 00:22:40.814
Now touch me, babe
00:22:41.025 --> 00:22:43.619
Can't you see
That l am not afraid
00:22:45.663 --> 00:22:49.030
Lawrence is good at piano
00:22:49.233 --> 00:22:52.293
He shall be rocking
ln my show
00:22:52.503 --> 00:22:56.200
Stop. That's perfect. You're perfect.
Stay right there, OK?
00:22:56.407 --> 00:22:59.376
You. Could you come up here,
please?
00:22:59.577 --> 00:23:01.238
- What was your name?
- Katie.
00:23:01.445 --> 00:23:04.141
What was that big thing
you were playing today?
00:23:04.348 --> 00:23:05.576
Cello.
00:23:05.783 --> 00:23:08.308
This is a bass guitar.
lt's exactly the same,
00:23:08.519 --> 00:23:13.456
but instead of playing like this, you tip it
on the side, ''chello'', you've got a bass.
00:23:13.657 --> 00:23:15.124
Try it on.
00:23:15.859 --> 00:23:19.295
OK, now play this note
right here. That's a G.
00:23:20.030 --> 00:23:22.294
OK, but let your fingers
do the rocking.
00:23:22.499 --> 00:23:24.660
Keep that G coming all day long.
00:23:24.868 --> 00:23:26.165
G, G, G, G, G, G
00:23:26.370 --> 00:23:29.828
Good. Stop. Are there any drummers
in the house?
00:23:30.774 --> 00:23:33.868
- l play percussion.
- You couldn't play anything else.
00:23:34.078 --> 00:23:36.171
- Shut up!
- Come here, dude.
00:23:40.317 --> 00:23:43.514
Just see if you can do what l do.
Just give it a try.
00:23:46.924 --> 00:23:49.358
OK? Give that a try.
00:23:55.132 --> 00:23:56.360
OK!
00:23:56.567 --> 00:23:59.297
That's really good.
Just stay right here.
00:23:59.970 --> 00:24:04.066
All right, OK.
Lawrence, give me a G note.
00:24:05.476 --> 00:24:07.239
With the fifth above it.
00:24:07.444 --> 00:24:10.641
And the middle one.
No middle one, l changed my mind.
00:24:10.848 --> 00:24:12.281
Now go an octave below.
00:24:12.483 --> 00:24:14.508
Now give me some rhythm.
00:24:15.352 --> 00:24:17.445
And keep that same rhythm. Go.
00:24:17.655 --> 00:24:19.850
Katie, remember that note, the G?
00:24:20.057 --> 00:24:23.925
Play it, but also keep it rocking. Good.
00:24:24.128 --> 00:24:26.153
OK, give me like a...
Like a:
00:24:29.433 --> 00:24:31.958
That's bad. That's like
George of the Jungle.
00:24:32.169 --> 00:24:35.036
Play it up here on the cymbal,
but really light.
00:24:35.639 --> 00:24:38.403
Oh, that's it!
OK, keep going with that.
00:24:38.609 --> 00:24:41.976
You remember this thing
l taught you a minute ago?
00:24:43.914 --> 00:24:46.212
Yes! Yes!
00:24:47.251 --> 00:24:50.243
All right, let's go!
00:24:56.794 --> 00:25:01.788
Stop. You guys, stop messing around.
We've got a lot of work to do.
00:25:02.299 --> 00:25:06.668
OK, people, pay attention, because
l do not want to have to fail you.
00:25:06.870 --> 00:25:09.202
l thought you didn't
believe in grades.
00:25:10.107 --> 00:25:13.565
Of course l believe in grades.
l was testing you. You passed.
00:25:13.777 --> 00:25:16.541
Good work, Summer.
Four-and-a-half stars for you.
00:25:16.747 --> 00:25:21.081
Now, listen, normal kids
would have been stoked to slack off,
00:25:21.285 --> 00:25:24.686
but not you guys, because you're
not normal. You're special.
00:25:24.888 --> 00:25:27.152
Because you guys have
the right attitude,
00:25:27.357 --> 00:25:30.451
l think it's time we started
our new class project.
00:25:30.661 --> 00:25:32.151
- A science project?
- No.
00:25:32.362 --> 00:25:36.128
lt's called...''Rock Band''.
00:25:36.667 --> 00:25:39.101
- ls this a school project?
- Yes.
00:25:39.303 --> 00:25:40.600
And it's a requirement.
00:25:40.804 --> 00:25:43.773
lt may sound easy,
but nothing could be harder.
00:25:43.974 --> 00:25:49.378
lt will test your head and your mind
and your brain too.
00:25:49.580 --> 00:25:52.140
Will other schools be competing?
00:25:52.349 --> 00:25:54.249
You could say that.
00:25:54.451 --> 00:25:56.919
You could say that every school
in the state
00:25:57.121 --> 00:25:59.316
will be competing for the top prize.
00:25:59.523 --> 00:26:00.990
What's the prize?
00:26:01.191 --> 00:26:06.458
A win will go on your permanent
record. Hello, Harvard, yo.
00:26:07.364 --> 00:26:10.356
We're not supposed
to get started until next quarter,
00:26:10.567 --> 00:26:14.264
but l think we should get a leg up
on the competition, don't you?
00:26:14.471 --> 00:26:15.733
l do.
00:26:15.939 --> 00:26:18.806
- Who else wants to go for the gold?
- l do.
00:26:19.009 --> 00:26:22.570
All right. But if anyone finds out,
we'll be disqualified.
00:26:22.780 --> 00:26:25.772
So let's just keep it
on the down-low, shall we?
00:26:25.983 --> 00:26:28.474
- Can we tell our parents?
- No! Trust me.
00:26:28.685 --> 00:26:30.915
They don't want to know.
Keep it zipped.
00:26:31.121 --> 00:26:34.648
All right, you guys,
let's kick it into overdrive.
00:26:34.858 --> 00:26:37.224
What are the rest of us
supposed to do?
00:26:37.427 --> 00:26:40.328
You just sit back
and enjoy the magic of rock.
00:26:40.531 --> 00:26:43.694
You mean we're not in the band?
00:26:45.002 --> 00:26:46.731
Now, hold up now.
00:26:46.937 --> 00:26:51.203
Just because you're not in the band
doesn't mean you're not in the band.
00:26:51.408 --> 00:26:53.774
We need backup singers.
Who can sing?
00:26:55.913 --> 00:26:57.175
You, sing.
00:26:57.381 --> 00:27:00.509
- The sun'll come out tomorrow
- Yes.
00:27:00.717 --> 00:27:04.209
Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow
00:27:04.421 --> 00:27:08.824
Stop. You've got it, and l don't
even know what it is, but you've got it.
00:27:09.026 --> 00:27:12.393
And that's why you're in the band.
You, sing.
00:27:12.596 --> 00:27:17.363
Amazing grace
00:27:17.568 --> 00:27:22.096
How sweet the sound
00:27:22.306 --> 00:27:24.900
- That saved...
- Stop, before l start crying.
00:27:25.108 --> 00:27:28.305
l found the missing ingredient.
You're in the band.
00:27:28.512 --> 00:27:30.946
- l can sing.
- You can?
00:27:31.148 --> 00:27:33.116
All right, Summer, belt it.
00:27:33.317 --> 00:27:37.151
Memory
All alone in the moonlight...
00:27:37.354 --> 00:27:38.981
Stop. Stop. OK.
00:27:39.189 --> 00:27:41.419
Good. That's pretty good.
All right.
00:27:41.625 --> 00:27:44.924
- l can also play clarinet.
- l'll find something for you.
00:27:45.128 --> 00:27:49.531
When we get back from lunch, l'll
assign the rest of you killer positions.
00:27:54.338 --> 00:27:56.806
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
00:27:57.040 --> 00:27:58.530
- There you go.
- Thank you.
00:27:58.742 --> 00:28:00.232
You're welcome.
00:28:08.952 --> 00:28:11.420
- Mr. Schneebly?
- Yeah?
00:28:11.622 --> 00:28:12.850
Hey, what's up?
00:28:13.657 --> 00:28:16.592
- l don't think l should be in the band.
- Why not?
00:28:16.793 --> 00:28:20.229
l'm not cool enough.
People in bands are cool. l'm not cool.
00:28:20.430 --> 00:28:25.094
Dude, you are cool. The way you play.
Why do you say you're not cool?
00:28:26.403 --> 00:28:28.394
Nobody ever talks to me.
00:28:29.106 --> 00:28:30.971
Well, those days are over, buddy.
00:28:31.174 --> 00:28:33.870
You could be the ugliest sad sack
on the planet,
00:28:34.077 --> 00:28:37.444
but if you're in a rocking band,
you're the cat's pajamas.
00:28:37.648 --> 00:28:40.412
- You're the bee's knees.
- Bee's knees?
00:28:40.617 --> 00:28:42.244
Yeah, the bee's knees.
00:28:42.452 --> 00:28:44.852
You'll be the most popular guy
in school.
00:28:45.055 --> 00:28:46.647
OK. l'll do it.
00:28:47.357 --> 00:28:52.385
Now, listen, this is a big commitment.
Don't say yes if you're gonna flake out.
00:28:52.863 --> 00:28:54.888
- l won't.
- Larry...
00:28:55.699 --> 00:28:58.259
...welcome to my world.
00:28:59.569 --> 00:29:01.059
Boom.
00:29:02.572 --> 00:29:05.040
Boom, a couple of these.
Now, here.
00:29:05.242 --> 00:29:09.008
Now give me a platform.
Let's rock, let's rock today.
00:29:09.212 --> 00:29:10.440
Now do it to me.
00:29:10.647 --> 00:29:13.309
- Let's rock, let's rock today.
- That's good.
00:29:13.517 --> 00:29:15.178
Slap it.
00:29:15.385 --> 00:29:17.046
Shoot it.
00:29:17.254 --> 00:29:18.983
Kaboot it.
00:29:19.189 --> 00:29:22.283
We'll work on that later.
lt's a long shake. Get going.
00:29:22.492 --> 00:29:24.357
Good knuckle crack.
00:29:33.403 --> 00:29:35.769
Lead guitar...
00:29:36.340 --> 00:29:38.501
...Zack Attack. Take a seat.
00:29:39.910 --> 00:29:43.141
On bass, Posh Spice.
00:29:43.347 --> 00:29:46.612
On keyboards, Mr. Cool.
00:29:46.817 --> 00:29:49.479
And on drums, Spazzy McGee.
00:29:49.686 --> 00:29:52.246
OK, Blondie, Brace Face,
00:29:52.456 --> 00:29:54.686
you're singing backup.
00:29:55.392 --> 00:30:01.024
All right, Tough Guy, Shortstop,
Fancy Pants, get over here.
00:30:01.231 --> 00:30:02.721
You're on security detail.
00:30:02.933 --> 00:30:05.959
Make sure no one outside
knows what we're doing.
00:30:06.169 --> 00:30:08.034
The band's future depends on you.
00:30:08.238 --> 00:30:12.072
OK, your first mission:
soundproofing this room.
00:30:12.275 --> 00:30:14.038
Get on it.
00:30:14.244 --> 00:30:16.405
Can l be the band stylist instead?
00:30:16.613 --> 00:30:18.410
Of course you can, Fancy Pants.
00:30:18.615 --> 00:30:22.381
OK. Carrot Top, Roadrunner,
Turkey Sub,
00:30:22.586 --> 00:30:24.577
we're gonna have
a lot of equipment.
00:30:24.788 --> 00:30:27.086
We're talking amps, electric guitars,
00:30:27.290 --> 00:30:30.123
maybe even lasers
and smoke machines.
00:30:30.327 --> 00:30:32.921
Now, your job is to master
the transportation
00:30:33.130 --> 00:30:35.325
and operation of this technology.
00:30:35.532 --> 00:30:39.491
Without a first-rate roadie crew,
we'll never have a psychedelic show,
00:30:39.703 --> 00:30:44.436
and l can't live with that, OK?
l'm counting on you. Get going. Go.
00:30:44.641 --> 00:30:46.575
All right.
00:30:46.777 --> 00:30:48.768
You three...
00:30:50.313 --> 00:30:52.804
...groupies.
And your job is simple.
00:30:53.250 --> 00:30:54.683
Just worship the band.
00:30:54.885 --> 00:30:58.343
You're gonna be making hats,
you're gonna be making T-shirts,
00:30:58.555 --> 00:31:02.286
all kinds of merchandise, which
leads me to your first assignment:
00:31:02.492 --> 00:31:04.790
- Naming the band.
- Yes.
00:31:04.995 --> 00:31:07.463
All right. Sit down.
00:31:07.664 --> 00:31:13.728
As for me, l will be singing lead vocal
and shredding guitar.
00:31:13.937 --> 00:31:16.929
Wait. lsn't this a student project?
00:31:17.674 --> 00:31:20.973
- What's your point?
- Are you supposed to be in the band?
00:31:22.079 --> 00:31:25.310
What, you want to get rid of me?
Why, because l'm old?
00:31:25.515 --> 00:31:28.416
You hate teachers,
is that what you're about?
00:31:28.618 --> 00:31:30.643
OK, well, teachers like to play too.
00:31:30.854 --> 00:31:33.789
And not only am l gonna play,
l'm el capitáno,
00:31:33.990 --> 00:31:37.153
and what l say goes.
So put your hands over your hearts.
00:31:39.996 --> 00:31:43.329
- l pledge allegiance...
- l pledge allegiance...
00:31:43.533 --> 00:31:45.933
- ...to the band...
- ...to the band...
00:31:46.136 --> 00:31:48.696
- ...of Mr. Schneebly.
- ...of Mr. Schneebly.
00:31:48.905 --> 00:31:51.897
- And will not fight...
- And will not fight...
00:31:52.109 --> 00:31:55.442
- ...for creative control.
- ...for creative control.
00:31:55.645 --> 00:31:57.704
And will defer to him
on all issues
00:31:57.914 --> 00:32:00.439
related to the musical direction
of the band.
00:32:00.884 --> 00:32:04.251
- And will defer to him...
- Direction...
00:32:07.557 --> 00:32:09.787
Let's get rocking!
00:32:25.675 --> 00:32:28.371
- Morning, Summer.
- Groupie?
00:32:28.578 --> 00:32:31.741
- What's the matter?
- You want me to be a groupie?
00:32:31.948 --> 00:32:36.009
- Groupie is an important job.
- l researched groupies on the lnternet.
00:32:36.219 --> 00:32:38.449
They're sluts. They sleep
with the band.
00:32:38.655 --> 00:32:41.556
No. That's not true.
They're like cheerleaders.
00:32:41.758 --> 00:32:45.592
l don't want to be a cheerleader.
Look, my mother is a room parent,
00:32:45.795 --> 00:32:49.094
and she's not gonna be happy
when she hears about this.
00:32:49.299 --> 00:32:52.666
OK, l didn't want to say this
in front of the other kids,
00:32:52.869 --> 00:32:55.360
but l made a special
position just for you.
00:32:55.572 --> 00:32:57.506
lt's the most important job
of all.
00:32:57.974 --> 00:32:59.202
Band manager.
00:32:59.843 --> 00:33:01.708
- Band manager?
- Oh, yeah.
00:33:01.912 --> 00:33:03.140
What's that?
00:33:03.346 --> 00:33:06.042
l'm gonna be busy rocking out,
so it's up to you
00:33:06.249 --> 00:33:08.513
to make sure everyone
is doing their job.
00:33:08.718 --> 00:33:11.050
Summer, you're in charge
of everything.
00:33:12.622 --> 00:33:14.988
- OK.
- OK.
00:33:16.426 --> 00:33:20.157
All right, look alive. Listen up.
00:33:20.363 --> 00:33:22.888
First thing you do
when you start a band...
00:33:23.099 --> 00:33:27.365
Mr. Schneebly, before we start,
shouldn't l first take attendance?
00:33:28.205 --> 00:33:29.968
OK, fine.
00:33:33.543 --> 00:33:35.909
OK. Now.
00:33:36.112 --> 00:33:37.773
- Michelle?
- Here.
00:33:37.981 --> 00:33:40.643
- OK. And Marco?
- Here.
00:33:40.850 --> 00:33:44.251
OK. Summer. Here.
00:33:44.454 --> 00:33:46.615
- Let's see. Tomika?
- We're all here.
00:33:46.823 --> 00:33:52.887
The first thing you do when you start
a band is talk about your influences.
00:33:53.096 --> 00:33:57.157
That's how you figure out what kind
of band to be. So who do you like?
00:33:57.901 --> 00:34:00.267
- Blondie?
- Christina Aguilera.
00:34:00.470 --> 00:34:03.268
Who? No. Come on. What?
00:34:03.473 --> 00:34:06.135
- You, Shortstop.
- Puff Daddy.
00:34:06.343 --> 00:34:09.642
- Wrong. Billy?
- Liza Minnelli?
00:34:10.380 --> 00:34:12.109
What are you...? You guys!
00:34:12.315 --> 00:34:14.545
This project is called ''Rock Band''.
00:34:14.751 --> 00:34:17.345
l'm talking about bands that rock.
00:34:17.554 --> 00:34:19.749
Led Zeppelin.
00:34:24.894 --> 00:34:27.419
Don't tell me you guys
never got the Led out.
00:34:27.631 --> 00:34:29.861
Jimmy Page, Robert Plant?
00:34:30.066 --> 00:34:32.227
Ring any bells?
00:34:32.435 --> 00:34:34.164
What about Sabbath?
00:34:35.005 --> 00:34:36.233
AC/DC?
00:34:36.640 --> 00:34:38.198
Mötorhead?
00:34:38.408 --> 00:34:41.002
Oh, what do they teach
in this place?!
00:34:42.245 --> 00:34:45.681
Summer, you're the class whatever,
go to the board.
00:34:45.882 --> 00:34:47.144
Factotum.
00:34:48.118 --> 00:34:49.676
''Factotor''.
00:34:49.886 --> 00:34:51.547
New schedule.
00:34:51.755 --> 00:34:55.418
8:1 5 to 1 0, Rock History.
00:34:55.625 --> 00:35:00.085
Ten to 1 1 ,
Rock Appreciation and Theory.
00:35:00.297 --> 00:35:02.697
Then band practice
till the end of the day.
00:35:02.899 --> 00:35:05.197
- What about math?
- No. Not important.
00:35:05.402 --> 00:35:07.302
- World cultures?
- Not important.
00:35:07.504 --> 00:35:10.439
We need to focus.
Don't you wanna win this contest?
00:35:10.640 --> 00:35:12.130
lt's prestigious.
00:35:13.243 --> 00:35:14.733
Question:
00:35:14.944 --> 00:35:16.969
How are we being graded
in all this?
00:35:17.447 --> 00:35:21.577
Since l'm band manager, and l have
the most responsibility, wouldn't...?
00:35:21.785 --> 00:35:26.347
Summer, if you grade-grub, l will send
you back to the first grade. You got it?
00:35:26.556 --> 00:35:30.219
- Back to your seat now.
- Fine.
00:35:30.427 --> 00:35:34.193
- What are we gonna play?
- You don't have to worry about that.
00:35:34.397 --> 00:35:37.127
We have awesome material,
which l wrote.
00:35:37.434 --> 00:35:39.026
Let's hear it.
00:35:40.103 --> 00:35:43.072
- What?
- Let's hear your song.
00:35:43.473 --> 00:35:45.270
You wanna hear my song?
00:35:45.608 --> 00:35:47.633
l'll play you my song,
if you want.
00:35:48.411 --> 00:35:51.209
The thing is,
l just want you to keep in mind,
00:35:51.414 --> 00:35:53.541
l wrote it in, like, 1 5 minutes.
00:35:54.084 --> 00:35:58.316
- lt's not done. You might not like...
- Just play the song, Schneebly.
00:35:58.521 --> 00:36:02.787
OK, l will sing it for you,
but let me just get in the zone.
00:36:02.992 --> 00:36:05.392
l was not planning on unveiling it,
00:36:05.929 --> 00:36:08.261
but l will sing it.
00:36:09.666 --> 00:36:12.794
Tip of the tongue,
teeth and the lips.
00:36:17.173 --> 00:36:18.401
OK.
00:36:18.608 --> 00:36:20.007
lt starts off...
00:36:20.210 --> 00:36:22.201
...a dark stage,
00:36:22.412 --> 00:36:24.073
and then a beam of light,
00:36:24.280 --> 00:36:27.340
and you can see me
and my guitar.
00:36:31.421 --> 00:36:33.981
ln the end of time
00:36:34.190 --> 00:36:37.455
There was a man
Who knew the road
00:36:37.660 --> 00:36:42.620
And the writing
Was written on the stone
00:36:42.832 --> 00:36:45.960
And then a thin layer of fog
comes in around my ankles.
00:36:46.169 --> 00:36:49.730
Roadies, that means dry ice.
We're gonna talk about this later.
00:36:49.939 --> 00:36:52.635
ln the ancient time
00:36:52.842 --> 00:36:55.310
An artist led the way
00:36:55.512 --> 00:37:01.041
But no one
Seemed to understand
00:37:01.251 --> 00:37:03.048
Chimes, Freddy.
00:37:03.253 --> 00:37:06.017
ln his heart he knew
00:37:06.222 --> 00:37:09.214
The artist must be true
00:37:09.426 --> 00:37:14.193
But the legend of the rent
Was way past due
00:37:14.397 --> 00:37:17.491
And then, Katie, you come in
with the bass.
00:37:21.838 --> 00:37:26.969
Well, you think you'll be just fine
Without me, but you're mine
00:37:27.177 --> 00:37:30.010
You think you can
Kick me out of the band
00:37:30.213 --> 00:37:33.580
And then, Zack, you come in
with a face-melter.
00:37:35.852 --> 00:37:39.583
OK?
Well, there's just one problem there
00:37:39.789 --> 00:37:42.155
The band is mine
00:37:42.358 --> 00:37:47.193
How can you kick me out
Of what is mine?
00:37:47.397 --> 00:37:48.625
And then...
00:37:48.832 --> 00:37:51.300
Hawaii Five-O.
You ever see that show?
00:37:51.501 --> 00:37:54.402
OK, well,
there's a drum solo in it that goes:
00:37:54.871 --> 00:37:56.896
You're not hardcore
00:37:57.106 --> 00:37:58.903
Unless you live hardcore
00:37:59.108 --> 00:38:01.372
And l want the backup singers
to be like:
00:38:01.578 --> 00:38:04.376
Well, you're not hardcore
No, you're not hardcore
00:38:04.581 --> 00:38:07.414
Unless you live hardc--
Unless you live hardcore
00:38:07.617 --> 00:38:11.986
But the legend of the rent
Was way hardcore
00:38:12.188 --> 00:38:14.748
Boom! Big old explosion.
00:38:14.958 --> 00:38:17.449
Some, like, confetti comes down.
00:38:17.660 --> 00:38:20.527
That's all l got so far.
lt's a work in progress.
00:38:20.730 --> 00:38:24.029
l liked it, Mr. Schneebly.
l thought it was really catchy.
00:38:25.635 --> 00:38:27.330
Thank you.
00:38:28.037 --> 00:38:30.733
Mr. S? We came up
with some names for the band.
00:38:30.940 --> 00:38:33.374
- Yeah? Hit me.
- The Bumblebees?
00:38:33.576 --> 00:38:35.635
- No, it's sissy.
- The Koala Bears?
00:38:35.845 --> 00:38:38.075
What are you talking about?
lt's sissy.
00:38:38.281 --> 00:38:40.579
l need to speak
with Principal Mullins.
00:38:40.783 --> 00:38:43.411
Hey, Miss Mullins. Hello.
How's it going?
00:38:43.620 --> 00:38:46.054
- How about ''Pig Rectum''?
- Michelle!
00:38:46.256 --> 00:38:47.848
lt's a science project.
00:38:48.057 --> 00:38:52.391
Listen, Ros, l was thinking
about organizing a field trip.
00:38:52.595 --> 00:38:54.927
- What do you think about that?
- Well...
00:38:55.131 --> 00:38:58.225
...substitutes, as a rule,
do not organize field trips.
00:38:58.434 --> 00:39:00.994
But l figure l'm gonna be here
for a while.
00:39:01.204 --> 00:39:04.105
Well, that remains to be seen.
00:39:04.307 --> 00:39:06.707
- Have you met our other teachers?
- No.
00:39:06.910 --> 00:39:10.346
But the kids could learn
by getting out of the classroom.
00:39:10.547 --> 00:39:13.778
lt's more complicated than that.
There's safety issues.
00:39:13.983 --> 00:39:17.384
Parents need to be notified.
lt's against school policy.
00:39:17.587 --> 00:39:20.488
Mr. S, l have a lot of ideas.
00:39:20.690 --> 00:39:23.887
How about everyone in magenta
with beads and sequins?
00:39:24.093 --> 00:39:26.721
Billy, l'm talking to Principal Mullins.
00:39:26.930 --> 00:39:28.955
- Oh, hi.
- William.
00:39:29.265 --> 00:39:30.755
l'll make up some samples.
00:39:31.434 --> 00:39:35.336
Everyone, this is Ned Schneebly.
He's covering for Gail.
00:39:35.538 --> 00:39:38.473
Gabe Green. He teaches second.
Jane Lemmons, fourth.
00:39:38.675 --> 00:39:39.972
Bob's our P.E. teacher.
00:39:40.176 --> 00:39:42.576
- Roberta's our librarian.
- How do you do?
00:39:42.779 --> 00:39:45.407
- Care to join us, Mr. Schneebly?
- Yeah.
00:39:45.615 --> 00:39:50.245
- Did l say that correctly? ''Schneebly''?
- Actually, it's ''Schnayblay''.
00:39:50.453 --> 00:39:52.353
We were just discussing testing.
00:39:52.555 --> 00:39:56.423
Which test do you find most effective,
the TASS or the Wilson-Binet?
00:39:56.826 --> 00:39:59.818
l say no testing,
and l will tell you why, Joe.
00:40:00.029 --> 00:40:03.021
- Gabe.
- Gabe. l believe...
00:40:03.232 --> 00:40:06.065
...that the children are the future.
00:40:06.269 --> 00:40:07.964
Now, you can teach them well,
00:40:08.171 --> 00:40:10.503
but you have gotta let them
lead the way.
00:40:11.040 --> 00:40:13.474
Let the children's laughter...
00:40:13.676 --> 00:40:15.667
...just remind us
how we used to be.
00:40:16.079 --> 00:40:18.741
That's what l decided long ago.
00:40:19.749 --> 00:40:21.341
lsn't that a song?
00:40:22.452 --> 00:40:25.683
No. l don't think so. No.
00:40:25.888 --> 00:40:27.185
- No?
- No, it isn't.
00:40:27.390 --> 00:40:28.948
You sure?
00:40:31.661 --> 00:40:37.998
So you think you'll be just fine
Without me, but you're mine
00:40:38.201 --> 00:40:43.070
You think you can
Kick me out of the band
00:40:44.240 --> 00:40:47.573
Well, there's just one problem there
00:40:47.777 --> 00:40:50.644
The band is mine
00:40:50.847 --> 00:40:54.908
How can you kick me out
Of what is mine?
00:40:55.118 --> 00:40:56.346
Everybody.
00:40:56.552 --> 00:40:59.646
- Because you're not hardcore
- No, you're not hardcore
00:40:59.856 --> 00:41:02.825
- Unless you live hardcore
- Unless you live hardcore
00:41:03.026 --> 00:41:08.089
But the legend of the rent
Was way hardcore
00:41:08.297 --> 00:41:10.265
All right. Good. Stop.
00:41:10.466 --> 00:41:12.161
OK, Freddy, that was awesome.
00:41:12.368 --> 00:41:14.893
You're rocking,
but it's a little sloppy-joe.
00:41:15.104 --> 00:41:17.470
Tighten up the screws, OK?
00:41:17.674 --> 00:41:20.837
Zack, dude, what's up
with the stiffness, man?
00:41:21.044 --> 00:41:24.536
You're looking a little robotronic.
OK?
00:41:24.747 --> 00:41:27.716
Let's grease up the hinges,
and listen,
00:41:27.917 --> 00:41:30.750
loosey-goosey, baby,
loosey-goosey.
00:41:30.953 --> 00:41:34.582
- l'm playing it the way you told me.
- l know, it's perfect.
00:41:34.791 --> 00:41:38.727
But rock is about the passion, man.
Where's the joy?
00:41:38.928 --> 00:41:42.694
You're lead guitarist. We are
counting on you for style, brother.
00:41:42.899 --> 00:41:46.630
So try out this ancient technique.
lt's called ''power stance''.
00:41:46.836 --> 00:41:49.202
That's it. You own the universe.
00:41:49.405 --> 00:41:51.873
Now give me an E chord.
Just go:
00:41:52.642 --> 00:41:54.769
But let me hear:
00:41:55.545 --> 00:41:59.879
Yeah, now raise your goblet of rock.
lt's a toast to those who rock.
00:42:00.083 --> 00:42:03.541
Now smile and nod your head
and let me see your eyeballs wide
00:42:03.753 --> 00:42:05.914
like there's something wrong.
Yeah!
00:42:06.122 --> 00:42:08.022
Do it again. Give me that:
00:42:09.792 --> 00:42:12.852
That's what l'm talking about.
OK, let's do it again,
00:42:13.062 --> 00:42:15.530
from ''You're not hardcore''.
One, two, three.
00:42:15.732 --> 00:42:18.530
- You're not hardcore
- No, you're not hardcore
00:42:18.735 --> 00:42:21.727
- Unless you live hardcore
- Unless you live hardcore
00:42:21.938 --> 00:42:26.432
And the legend of the rent
Was way hardcore
00:42:26.642 --> 00:42:29.133
Yeah! Now we're rocking.
00:42:29.345 --> 00:42:32.906
Your homework is to listen
to some real music. Get inspired.
00:42:33.116 --> 00:42:35.346
For Blondie, Blondie.
00:42:35.551 --> 00:42:38.679
For Lawrence, Yes.
That's the name of the band.
00:42:38.888 --> 00:42:41.516
Listen to the keyboard solo
on ''Roundabout''.
00:42:41.724 --> 00:42:45.592
lt will blow the classical music
out your butt.
00:42:45.795 --> 00:42:49.231
OK, for you, Rush, 2 1 1 2.
Neil Peart,
00:42:49.432 --> 00:42:52.595
one of the great drummers
of all time. Study up.
00:42:53.436 --> 00:42:56.928
- Are we gonna goof off every day?
- We're not goofing off.
00:42:57.140 --> 00:42:58.903
We're creating musical fusion.
00:42:59.108 --> 00:43:01.235
Are we gonna do that every day?
00:43:01.444 --> 00:43:03.810
Yeah. Get used to it.
00:43:04.547 --> 00:43:08.574
OK, and for you, Jimi Hendrix,
Axis: Bold As Love.
00:43:08.785 --> 00:43:12.152
- Are you psyched about the project?
- Sure.
00:43:12.355 --> 00:43:14.789
''Sure''? Hey. Wait. What's up?
Are you...?
00:43:14.991 --> 00:43:18.085
You're the lead guitarist
of an unbelievable rock band.
00:43:18.394 --> 00:43:20.954
- This is a dream come true for you.
- OK.
00:43:21.831 --> 00:43:24.823
All right. l'll see you.
00:43:25.034 --> 00:43:28.367
- Mr. S?
- Hey, Tomika, what's up?
00:43:28.771 --> 00:43:32.707
- l don't want to be a roadie.
- Why not? lt's an important job.
00:43:33.876 --> 00:43:35.343
All right. Well...
00:43:35.545 --> 00:43:37.809
You wanna be security?
00:43:38.414 --> 00:43:39.711
l wanna be a singer.
00:43:40.616 --> 00:43:42.277
A singer?
00:43:42.752 --> 00:43:44.982
OK. Sing me something.
00:43:47.657 --> 00:43:50.251
l can't let you be a singer
if you can't sing.
00:43:50.459 --> 00:43:54.725
You told me
To leave you alone
00:43:54.931 --> 00:43:59.061
My papa said,
''Come on home''
00:43:59.268 --> 00:44:03.364
My doctor said,
''Take it easy''
00:44:03.573 --> 00:44:06.474
But your loving
ls much too strong
00:44:06.676 --> 00:44:11.545
l'm welded to your
Chain, chain, chain
00:44:11.914 --> 00:44:15.281
Oh, my goodness.
Nice pipes, Tomika.
00:44:15.484 --> 00:44:19.011
Why didn't you raise your hand
when l was looking for singers?
00:44:19.555 --> 00:44:20.920
You're in.
00:44:21.123 --> 00:44:25.219
Welcome aboard. OK, perfect.
Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon.
00:44:25.428 --> 00:44:28.625
Listen to the vocal solo
on ''The Great Gig in the Sky''.
00:44:28.831 --> 00:44:31.891
All right? All right.
00:44:41.310 --> 00:44:42.971
Off to work.
00:44:43.179 --> 00:44:44.976
Goodbye.
00:44:55.324 --> 00:44:57.519
You can play music
after your homework,
00:44:57.727 --> 00:44:59.854
after your chores,
but not until then.
00:45:00.062 --> 00:45:03.862
Zack! Zack, do not walk away from me
when l'm talking to you.
00:45:04.066 --> 00:45:05.966
lt's very rude. All right?
00:45:06.168 --> 00:45:08.830
Last thing...
Guitar after homework and chores,
00:45:09.038 --> 00:45:11.199
and only what Miss Sheinkopf
gives you.
00:45:11.407 --> 00:45:13.341
- No more rock music. OK?
- OK.
00:45:13.542 --> 00:45:15.567
All right, get to class.
00:45:16.012 --> 00:45:17.240
Watch that attitude.
00:45:18.047 --> 00:45:20.174
Do you have another blanket?
00:45:22.418 --> 00:45:24.181
That's good.
00:45:31.560 --> 00:45:34.654
All right. Everybody,
class has begun.
00:45:35.197 --> 00:45:36.425
And you know what?
00:45:36.632 --> 00:45:39.032
You guys have been doing
real good in here.
00:45:39.235 --> 00:45:41.829
lf l was gonna give you a grade,
l'd give you an A.
00:45:42.038 --> 00:45:43.437
But that's the problem.
00:45:43.639 --> 00:45:45.732
Rock ain't about doing things
perfect.
00:45:45.942 --> 00:45:48.137
Who can tell me
what it's really about?
00:45:49.512 --> 00:45:51.139
Frankie?
00:45:52.014 --> 00:45:55.347
- Scoring chicks?
- No. See? No.
00:45:55.551 --> 00:45:57.576
- Eleni?
- Getting wasted.
00:45:57.787 --> 00:45:59.812
No. Come on. No.
00:46:00.022 --> 00:46:02.149
- Leonard.
- Sticking it to The Man?
00:46:02.358 --> 00:46:04.826
Yes! But you can't just say it, man.
00:46:05.027 --> 00:46:07.393
You gotta feel it
in your blood and guts.
00:46:07.596 --> 00:46:10.121
lf you wanna rock,
you gotta break the rules.
00:46:10.333 --> 00:46:13.791
You gotta get mad at The Man,
and right now l'm The Man.
00:46:14.003 --> 00:46:17.871
That's right, l'm The Man,
and who's got the guts to tell me off?
00:46:18.074 --> 00:46:21.475
- Who's gonna tell me off?
- Shut the hell up, Schneebly!
00:46:22.111 --> 00:46:24.477
That's it, Freddy. That's it.
00:46:24.680 --> 00:46:27.808
- Who can top him?
- Get out of here, stupid ass.
00:46:28.017 --> 00:46:29.985
Yes, Alicia.
00:46:30.252 --> 00:46:33.278
You're a joke. You're the worst teacher
l've ever had.
00:46:33.489 --> 00:46:35.218
Summer, that is great.
00:46:35.424 --> 00:46:38.882
- l like the delivery. l felt your anger.
- Thank you.
00:46:39.095 --> 00:46:41.563
You're a fat loser,
and you have body odor.
00:46:42.064 --> 00:46:44.624
All right. All right.
00:46:44.834 --> 00:46:47.462
- Now is everyone nice and pissed off?
- Yeah!
00:46:47.670 --> 00:46:49.604
Good. Time to write a rock song.
00:46:49.805 --> 00:46:53.571
Now, what makes you mad
more than anything in the world?
00:46:56.579 --> 00:46:58.240
- Billy?
- You.
00:46:58.647 --> 00:47:01.013
We've already told me off.
Let's move on.
00:47:01.217 --> 00:47:05.176
- You're tacky, and l hate you.
- OK, you see me after class.
00:47:05.388 --> 00:47:08.323
- You. Gordon.
- No allowance.
00:47:09.959 --> 00:47:14.419
l didn't get no allowance today
So now l'm really ticked off
00:47:14.730 --> 00:47:17.324
You know what l mean?
What else makes you mad?
00:47:17.533 --> 00:47:19.160
- Michelle?
- Chores.
00:47:19.835 --> 00:47:24.602
l had to do my chores today
So l am really ticked off
00:47:24.807 --> 00:47:27.674
- What else?
- Bullies.
00:47:27.877 --> 00:47:32.871
All you bullies get out of my way
Because l am really ticked off
00:47:35.951 --> 00:47:37.885
So, what would you say to a bully?
00:47:38.087 --> 00:47:39.987
- Zack?
- l don't know.
00:47:40.189 --> 00:47:42.919
Now, come on.
lf someone was in your grill,
00:47:43.125 --> 00:47:45.184
- what would you say?
- l don't know.
00:47:45.394 --> 00:47:47.419
lf someone was pushing you around,
00:47:47.630 --> 00:47:49.689
- what would you say?
- ''Step off''?
00:47:50.766 --> 00:47:54.964
Step off! Step off!
Step off! Step off!
00:47:55.171 --> 00:47:56.399
Everybody!
00:47:56.605 --> 00:48:01.702
Step off! Step off!
Step off! Step off!
00:48:02.445 --> 00:48:07.883
lf l do what you say
l might turn into a robot
00:48:08.117 --> 00:48:12.019
Do my chore day after day
And they don't want any lip
00:48:12.221 --> 00:48:18.456
No! So step off! Step off!
Step off! Step off! Step off!
00:48:18.661 --> 00:48:19.889
Step off, everybody.
00:48:20.096 --> 00:48:25.261
Step off! Step off!
Step off! Step off!
00:48:33.476 --> 00:48:39.005
All right, now that was
a perfectly decent rock song.
00:48:46.388 --> 00:48:50.586
Oh, yeah. l was this close to getting
a chair on the Polish Philharmonic,
00:48:50.793 --> 00:48:54.661
and l nailed the audish,
but l didn't get it. Guess who did.
00:48:54.864 --> 00:48:58.322
Yo-Yo Ma's cousin, little ''nepotis''.
00:48:58.534 --> 00:49:01.628
Anyway, l just decided to give up
and become a teacher,
00:49:01.837 --> 00:49:05.000
because those that can't do, teach.
00:49:05.207 --> 00:49:09.303
And those that can't teach,
teach gym. Am l right?
00:49:14.416 --> 00:49:17.613
- l'm just joshing.
- Cute.
00:49:17.820 --> 00:49:19.879
- Hey, Mr. Schneebly.
- Hey, Zack.
00:49:20.089 --> 00:49:22.557
That was a really cool lesson today.
00:49:22.758 --> 00:49:24.020
Well, thanks, dude.
00:49:24.326 --> 00:49:26.317
- l'll see you back in class.
- OK.
00:49:55.791 --> 00:49:59.386
Flip it, flip it, flip it, flip it!
No, no, no.
00:51:42.531 --> 00:51:45.864
l'm just saying, name two
great chick drummers.
00:51:46.068 --> 00:51:48.730
Sheila E? Meg White
from the White Stripes?
00:51:48.937 --> 00:51:51.633
- She can't drum.
- She's better than you.
00:51:51.840 --> 00:51:53.364
At least she has rhythm.
00:51:53.575 --> 00:51:57.602
Freddy, where are your sleeves?
And what have you done to your hair?
00:51:57.813 --> 00:52:01.943
- lt's called punk.
- Well, it's not school uniform.
00:52:04.253 --> 00:52:08.383
- Miss Mullins, you're The Man.
- Thank you, Frankie.
00:52:16.465 --> 00:52:18.228
Good morning.
Just a reminder:
00:52:18.434 --> 00:52:20.026
Parents' Night is coming up,
00:52:20.235 --> 00:52:22.829
and l expect everyone
to have a presentation.
00:52:23.038 --> 00:52:24.972
What? Hot!
00:52:28.077 --> 00:52:30.011
- You OK?
- lt's all right.
00:52:31.080 --> 00:52:34.447
As you know, it is the most
important event of the year.
00:52:34.650 --> 00:52:36.743
The parents scrutinize
our every move,
00:52:36.952 --> 00:52:41.548
so l find it's best to over-prepare.
Right?
00:52:41.757 --> 00:52:44.021
The best defense
is a good offense.
00:52:44.893 --> 00:52:47.487
And, Roberta, now that l see you...
00:52:48.464 --> 00:52:52.560
Hey, is she always like that?
00:52:53.001 --> 00:52:54.969
Oh, yeah.
00:52:55.771 --> 00:53:00.640
Except for the time she got drunk
at the alumni dinner.
00:53:00.843 --> 00:53:02.504
You should have seen that.
00:53:02.711 --> 00:53:07.171
She got up on the table and did
a Stevie Nicks impersonation.
00:53:07.383 --> 00:53:09.442
And she wasn't bad.
00:53:09.651 --> 00:53:13.553
Remember, she took up the tablecloth
and whirled around with it?
00:53:13.756 --> 00:53:15.883
...that had been
on the turkey tray
00:53:16.091 --> 00:53:19.720
that were touched over onto
the peanut-butter-and-jelly tray.
00:53:19.928 --> 00:53:24.024
Now, l know that you know
that this is a severe problem.
00:53:30.105 --> 00:53:31.595
Clear.
00:53:32.040 --> 00:53:34.167
Come on. Go, go, go!
00:53:49.124 --> 00:53:51.524
All right, you guys.
ls everybody ready?
00:53:51.727 --> 00:53:54.161
- Yeah.
- Strap in. Let's do this.
00:54:02.237 --> 00:54:03.465
Oh, dude, cool.
00:54:14.516 --> 00:54:17.383
Three horns.
That's very clever.
00:54:19.855 --> 00:54:24.815
ln 1 492, Columbus
sailed the ocean... ?
00:54:25.027 --> 00:54:28.690
- Blue.
- Blue. That's right.
00:54:28.897 --> 00:54:34.392
OK. Now, Columbus had three boats.
The Niña, the... ?
00:54:35.437 --> 00:54:36.904
- Gordon?
- The Pinta.
00:54:37.105 --> 00:54:39.903
Pinta, that's right. And... ?
00:54:40.108 --> 00:54:42.167
- Marco?
- Santa Marina?
00:54:42.377 --> 00:54:44.242
The Santa Marina.
00:54:44.446 --> 00:54:47.381
That's good.
Actually, it's Santa María.
00:54:47.583 --> 00:54:49.642
OK. Now, you got...
00:54:49.852 --> 00:54:52.446
- Listen. Pay attention, kids.
- She's gone.
00:54:52.654 --> 00:54:54.519
l'm not afraid to flunk you.
00:54:54.857 --> 00:54:56.085
What's up, dude?
00:54:56.291 --> 00:54:58.259
Check out these little kids, man.
00:54:58.460 --> 00:55:00.621
- Hey, shut up.
- Oh, sorry.
00:55:00.829 --> 00:55:04.788
Thought this was Battle of the Bands,
not the Mickey Mouse Club.
00:55:05.000 --> 00:55:07.127
- Want a piece of me?
- Look at this.
00:55:07.336 --> 00:55:09.600
Freddy! Come on, man.
We gotta focus up.
00:55:09.805 --> 00:55:11.534
We gotta nail this audition.
00:55:11.740 --> 00:55:13.537
Mr. S?
00:55:14.576 --> 00:55:17.568
- What's up?
- l don't think l can sing.
00:55:18.947 --> 00:55:21.780
What are you talking about?
Come here.
00:55:26.221 --> 00:55:30.282
So, Tomika, what's going on?
What do you mean, you can't sing?
00:55:30.492 --> 00:55:32.824
l don't feel good. l feel sick.
00:55:33.262 --> 00:55:35.822
- Just let Alicia and Marta do it.
- No.
00:55:36.031 --> 00:55:38.591
They can't sing like you can.
l need you.
00:55:38.800 --> 00:55:40.791
What is it? Are you nervous?
00:55:41.537 --> 00:55:44.062
Yeah? Why?
What are you afraid of?
00:55:45.040 --> 00:55:48.567
- They're gonna laugh at me.
- Why would they laugh at you?
00:55:48.777 --> 00:55:51.712
l don't know. Because l'm fat.
00:55:52.648 --> 00:55:54.343
Tomika...
00:55:55.317 --> 00:55:57.683
Hey, you've got something
everybody wants.
00:55:57.886 --> 00:55:59.581
You've got talent, girl.
00:55:59.788 --> 00:56:02.951
You have an incredible voice.
l'm not just saying that.
00:56:03.225 --> 00:56:07.184
You heard of Aretha Franklin, right?
OK, she's a big lady.
00:56:07.396 --> 00:56:09.990
But when she sings,
she blows people's minds.
00:56:10.198 --> 00:56:12.393
Everybody wants to party
with Aretha!
00:56:12.768 --> 00:56:15.566
And you know who else
has a weight issue?
00:56:15.938 --> 00:56:18.907
- Who?
- Me.
00:56:19.107 --> 00:56:24.135
But once l get up on-stage, start doing
my thing, people worship me.
00:56:24.346 --> 00:56:27.440
Because l'm sexy and chubby, man.
00:56:27.649 --> 00:56:31.244
- Why aren't you on a diet?
- Because l like to eat.
00:56:31.453 --> 00:56:32.681
ls that such a crime?
00:56:32.888 --> 00:56:35.254
You know what?
That's not even the point.
00:56:35.457 --> 00:56:37.823
The thing is,
you're a rock star now.
00:56:38.026 --> 00:56:40.392
All you gotta do
is rock your heart out.
00:56:40.596 --> 00:56:42.530
People are gonna dig you, l swear.
00:56:42.731 --> 00:56:46.030
Let's just show them what we got.
What do you say?
00:56:46.401 --> 00:56:48.028
OK.
00:56:49.137 --> 00:56:50.695
Thank you.
00:56:51.206 --> 00:56:52.764
Let's rock.
00:56:53.942 --> 00:56:58.504
- OK. We are good to go.
- No, we're not. Freddy took off.
00:56:58.714 --> 00:57:01.376
- Where?
- Some guys invited him to their van.
00:57:01.583 --> 00:57:04.984
What?! Come on, you guys!
00:57:07.289 --> 00:57:08.813
Freddy?
00:57:09.024 --> 00:57:11.788
Hey, have you seen a little kid,
like, yay high?
00:57:13.028 --> 00:57:17.089
Dang it. Freddy,
this is your teacher talking!
00:57:17.299 --> 00:57:21.167
- Hey, Mr. S.
- Oh, man.
00:57:22.938 --> 00:57:25.805
- What's going on here?
- Nothing. Just chilling.
00:57:26.008 --> 00:57:28.374
Freddy, get out of that van
this instant.
00:57:30.312 --> 00:57:32.143
See you guys.
00:57:32.948 --> 00:57:36.816
You think you're pretty funny,
partying with an innocent little kid?
00:57:37.586 --> 00:57:39.213
Dude, we're just chilling.
00:57:39.421 --> 00:57:42.015
That kid's 1 0 years old.
He looks up to you.
00:57:42.224 --> 00:57:47.628
You are setting an example for him,
so start acting like a responsible adult!
00:57:47.829 --> 00:57:51.287
That goes for all of you guys.
Don't make me come back here.
00:57:53.435 --> 00:57:55.198
Come on. Let's go.
00:57:55.537 --> 00:57:58.165
What's the big deal?
You're acting like my mom.
00:57:58.373 --> 00:58:01.035
What's the big deal?
You had me worried sick.
00:58:01.243 --> 00:58:03.211
l was hanging with real rockers.
00:58:03.412 --> 00:58:05.744
They aren't real rockers.
They're posers.
00:58:05.947 --> 00:58:08.711
Rock ain't about getting loaded
and being a jerk.
00:58:08.917 --> 00:58:12.819
Now, this is serious business here.
We've got a mission.
00:58:13.021 --> 00:58:15.956
Putting on a great show
is the most important thing.
00:58:16.158 --> 00:58:19.025
One great rock show
can change the world.
00:58:19.227 --> 00:58:22.253
- Do you understand me?
- Yeah.
00:58:22.464 --> 00:58:25.365
lf you ever scare me like that again,
so help me,
00:58:25.567 --> 00:58:28.365
l will send a note home
to your parents. Let's go.
00:58:29.104 --> 00:58:31.937
All right, you guys.
Just wait here for a minute.
00:58:33.542 --> 00:58:36.670
- Hey, man, check this place out.
- Yeah. lt's cool.
00:58:36.878 --> 00:58:39.108
Hey, what's going on?
Where is everyone?
00:58:39.314 --> 00:58:43.011
- Auditions are over.
- What? Who's in charge?
00:58:43.218 --> 00:58:46.346
Listen...you can't leave.
You haven't heard our band.
00:58:46.555 --> 00:58:50.252
- The bill is full. We're overbooked.
- Let us play one song.
00:58:50.459 --> 00:58:51.790
We're here. We're ready.
00:58:51.993 --> 00:58:53.392
- Who are they?
- My band.
00:58:53.729 --> 00:58:55.890
Kids? ls this some kind
of gimmick?
00:58:56.098 --> 00:58:59.124
lt's not a gimmick.
They're kids, but they're awesome.
00:58:59.334 --> 00:59:03.270
Thanks for coming down, but you're
really not what we're looking for.
00:59:03.472 --> 00:59:06.168
These kids have worked
their fingers to the bone
00:59:06.374 --> 00:59:10.140
just to play one song for you,
so sit down, shut up and listen!
00:59:10.479 --> 00:59:13.710
Sheila, call security.
00:59:16.251 --> 00:59:18.344
Oh, God.
00:59:19.654 --> 00:59:21.121
lt was just a warm-up.
00:59:21.323 --> 00:59:23.917
We'll still compete
against the other schools.
00:59:24.126 --> 00:59:27.584
What? This is the gig, Summer.
This was our Woodstock.
00:59:27.796 --> 00:59:30.026
Then we shouldn't take no
for an answer.
00:59:30.232 --> 00:59:33.429
Don't take no for an answer?
He was gonna call the fuzz.
00:59:33.635 --> 00:59:35.626
Would you just listen to me?
00:59:36.138 --> 00:59:38.003
l have an idea.
00:59:41.243 --> 00:59:45.509
Hi there. Hi. lt's OK. lt's cool.
l just wanted to say, l'm really sorry.
00:59:45.714 --> 00:59:47.875
l shouldn't have barged in here.
00:59:48.083 --> 00:59:50.017
lt wasn't fair to you or the kids,
00:59:50.218 --> 00:59:52.618
especially after what
they've been through.
00:59:52.821 --> 00:59:56.723
God, l feel like a jerk. God.
l'm taking them back to the hospital.
00:59:56.925 --> 00:59:59.587
- Just wanted to say l'm sorry.
- That's fine.
00:59:59.795 --> 01:00:03.822
See, l volunteer down at
St. Margarita's, in the children's wing,
01:00:04.032 --> 01:00:06.262
- teaching music.
- Really? That's nice.
01:00:06.468 --> 01:00:08.902
- That's very nice.
- Actually, it isn't,
01:00:09.104 --> 01:00:12.835
because l totally screwed up.
l told the kids if they practiced,
01:00:13.041 --> 01:00:15.942
they'd get into
Battle of the Bands.
01:00:16.244 --> 01:00:19.645
- What did you tell them that for?
- l don't know. l just...
01:00:19.848 --> 01:00:24.512
l wanted to give them something to
look forward to, to keep their spirits up.
01:00:25.120 --> 01:00:26.849
Look at them.
01:00:27.255 --> 01:00:29.223
They're terminal.
01:00:29.858 --> 01:00:31.223
Every last one of them.
01:00:35.230 --> 01:00:37.596
- Jeez.
- Yeah, and all they wanted to do
01:00:37.799 --> 01:00:40.962
before they bit the dust
was play Battle of the Bands.
01:00:41.436 --> 01:00:42.903
What do they all have?
01:00:44.139 --> 01:00:46.437
lt's a...
01:00:46.641 --> 01:00:51.510
lt's a rare blood disease.
''Stick-it-to-da-man-niosis''.
01:00:52.714 --> 01:00:55.012
What's that?
l've never heard of it.
01:00:55.217 --> 01:00:58.209
You're lucky. Because it's hell.
01:00:58.787 --> 01:01:00.482
Wow.
01:01:11.600 --> 01:01:13.625
- We're on the bill.
- Yes!
01:01:14.269 --> 01:01:17.102
Cut it out! You're dying, remember?
01:01:19.274 --> 01:01:20.901
Get in the van.
01:01:37.225 --> 01:01:39.386
We come from the land
Of the ice and snow
01:01:39.594 --> 01:01:42.392
From the midnight sun
Where the hot springs blow
01:01:42.597 --> 01:01:44.861
The hammer of the gods
01:01:45.133 --> 01:01:48.466
Summer, you get an A-plus
and 50 gold stars.
01:01:49.037 --> 01:01:52.131
- l didn't do it for the grade.
- Give me some of that.
01:01:52.340 --> 01:01:54.706
Yeah! Yeah!
01:02:03.752 --> 01:02:06.118
And it was so scary.
01:02:19.334 --> 01:02:21.393
Hey, Mr. S?
01:02:21.636 --> 01:02:23.729
We have a name for the band.
01:02:23.939 --> 01:02:25.497
Hit me.
01:02:29.544 --> 01:02:31.739
The School of Rock.
01:02:33.949 --> 01:02:37.885
The School of Rock.
01:02:40.455 --> 01:02:46.155
And we shall teach
rock 'n' roll to the world.
01:02:46.361 --> 01:02:52.027
There's no way you can stop
01:02:52.434 --> 01:02:57.030
The School of Rock
Yeah
01:02:57.605 --> 01:03:00.039
Stop. We have a red alert.
lt's Mullins.
01:03:00.241 --> 01:03:02.266
Let's go. Come on.
01:03:02.610 --> 01:03:05.807
To your positions.
To your positions!
01:03:09.117 --> 01:03:11.176
Come on, come on.
01:03:18.760 --> 01:03:24.164
And therefore, E=MC².
01:03:24.366 --> 01:03:26.129
Oh, Miss Mullins. Come in.
01:03:26.334 --> 01:03:30.532
l'm sorry to interrupt, but Miss
Lemmons said she heard music
01:03:30.739 --> 01:03:34.505
- coming from the classroom.
- Music?
01:03:35.710 --> 01:03:38.577
Music. l haven't heard any music.
01:03:38.780 --> 01:03:42.546
You know what? Miss Lemmons
must be on crack, right, kids?
01:03:44.285 --> 01:03:48.085
Well... Well, what's that?
01:03:52.694 --> 01:03:55.026
Oh, that. Yeah.
01:03:55.230 --> 01:03:58.097
We were singing. We were singing
and learning.
01:03:59.367 --> 01:04:02.097
We were learning in sing-song.
01:04:03.605 --> 01:04:06.267
- One of your methods?
- Yeah.
01:04:06.474 --> 01:04:09.534
l find it's helpful when
you're teaching the subjects
01:04:09.744 --> 01:04:12.076
that are the boring subjects.
01:04:14.649 --> 01:04:21.077
Well, you don't mind if l just sit in
on your class this afternoon, do you?
01:04:21.289 --> 01:04:23.951
No. No. Come on back
this afternoon.
01:04:24.159 --> 01:04:26.286
lt is the afternoon. l meant now.
01:04:28.229 --> 01:04:32.859
So please just continue
with your method.
01:04:33.435 --> 01:04:36.336
Yeah. OK.
01:04:52.287 --> 01:04:56.417
Math is a wonderful thing
01:04:57.725 --> 01:05:01.559
Math is a really cool thing
01:05:02.130 --> 01:05:04.462
So get off your ''ath''
Let's do some math
01:05:04.666 --> 01:05:08.033
Math, math, math, math, math
01:05:10.138 --> 01:05:14.666
- Three minus four is...
- Negative one.
01:05:14.876 --> 01:05:16.343
That's right.
01:05:16.811 --> 01:05:21.805
And six times a billion is...
01:05:23.618 --> 01:05:26.143
- Six billion?
- Nailed it.
01:05:26.354 --> 01:05:31.348
And 54 is 45 more than...
What is the answer, Marta?
01:05:31.559 --> 01:05:34.960
- Nine.
- No, it's eight
01:05:36.998 --> 01:05:39.432
No, it's nine
01:05:40.768 --> 01:05:46.365
Yes, l was testing you
lt's nine
01:05:46.574 --> 01:05:50.169
And that's a magic number
01:05:53.114 --> 01:05:56.345
l'm very happy that you're able
to extend your stay,
01:05:56.551 --> 01:06:02.421
but l must say, l find your methods
of teaching very unusual.
01:06:02.624 --> 01:06:07.220
Well, l did study with
Dr. Errol Von Straussenburgerbecken.
01:06:07.695 --> 01:06:10.095
- Who?
- Oh, you don't know him?
01:06:10.298 --> 01:06:16.567
Oh, he's, like, one of the leading
leaders in...unusual methods.
01:06:16.771 --> 01:06:20.901
Actually, he's how l was appointed
to the Presidential Council
01:06:21.176 --> 01:06:23.838
for Experimental Educationers.
01:06:24.045 --> 01:06:25.672
That sounds very impressive,
01:06:25.880 --> 01:06:30.180
but we're not interested
in experimental education here.
01:06:30.718 --> 01:06:35.746
So if from now on you could just stick
to the curriculum, that would be great.
01:06:35.957 --> 01:06:38.391
- Yes. Right.
- Thank you.
01:06:38.860 --> 01:06:40.555
Ros?
01:06:41.062 --> 01:06:42.757
- Yes?
- Do you know,
01:06:42.964 --> 01:06:47.901
l would really love to talk some more
about your philosophy on teaching.
01:06:48.102 --> 01:06:50.900
Do you think maybe we could
grab some coffee?
01:06:51.172 --> 01:06:53.367
You want to go
get some coffee with me?
01:06:53.908 --> 01:06:55.398
Yeah. l really would.
01:07:02.050 --> 01:07:06.919
- You're sure you don't have coffee?
- l'm quite sure.
01:07:09.424 --> 01:07:13.121
Well, l've never been here before.
01:07:15.296 --> 01:07:19.062
l've never been to this side
of town before, in fact.
01:07:20.001 --> 01:07:22.401
So l have been...
01:07:22.604 --> 01:07:28.008
Well, l've been... l've been dying
to ask you something, Mr. Schneebly.
01:07:28.209 --> 01:07:31.975
- Please, call me ''Dewey''.
- Dewey?
01:07:32.814 --> 01:07:35.783
Ned. Call me ''Ned''.
01:07:35.984 --> 01:07:39.750
l was thinking of my other name.
My middle name.
01:07:41.356 --> 01:07:43.790
- Yeah.
- Well, Ned...
01:07:46.861 --> 01:07:49.921
...in your experience,
how does Horace Green compare
01:07:50.131 --> 01:07:52.565
to the other schools
that you've taught at?
01:07:52.767 --> 01:07:54.792
Oh, your school is the best.
01:07:55.536 --> 01:07:57.595
- You're just saying that.
- l'm not.
01:07:57.805 --> 01:08:01.366
You know that kids at other schools
just have fun all the time?
01:08:01.576 --> 01:08:05.603
They run around. There's no discipline.
They're happy. lt's anarchy.
01:08:05.813 --> 01:08:09.613
This is the best school
l have ever teached at. l swear.
01:08:10.518 --> 01:08:12.486
l'll drink to that.
01:08:18.826 --> 01:08:21.158
Stay there. l'm gonna put on
some music.
01:08:58.566 --> 01:09:01.126
- l love this song.
- Really?
01:09:01.336 --> 01:09:03.827
- Yes. Stevie Nicks.
- Yeah.
01:09:04.305 --> 01:09:05.567
Stevie!
01:09:05.773 --> 01:09:08.936
You know, she came to town,
and she did a concert,
01:09:09.143 --> 01:09:13.807
- and she was just so...wild.
- l know. Oh, man.
01:09:14.015 --> 01:09:16.916
- Oh, my gosh.
- She put on the best show ever.
01:09:18.853 --> 01:09:21.253
She's better live
than she is on the album.
01:09:21.456 --> 01:09:23.515
- You know what l mean?
- Yes, yes.
01:09:23.725 --> 01:09:27.024
- Oh, my gosh, no comparison.
- Yeah.
01:09:27.495 --> 01:09:28.928
You know what?
01:09:29.297 --> 01:09:32.357
Oh, man, l would love
to take the kids to a concert.
01:09:32.567 --> 01:09:33.898
- Concert?
- Yeah.
01:09:34.635 --> 01:09:36.967
There's one at the end
of the month.
01:09:37.171 --> 01:09:41.699
The Philharmonic. They do classics.
They do Beethoven, Mozart...
01:09:42.377 --> 01:09:44.675
...Enya, that kind of stuff.
01:09:47.315 --> 01:09:49.840
But you have a policy
about field trips.
01:09:50.985 --> 01:09:54.284
- Would it be educational?
- Would it be educational?
01:09:54.489 --> 01:09:56.980
lt could be very educational.
01:09:59.994 --> 01:10:02.224
- Maybe we can make an exception.
- Yes!
01:10:02.430 --> 01:10:04.455
Sings a song
Sounds like she's singing
01:10:05.133 --> 01:10:08.034
Ooh, baby, ooh, ooh
01:10:08.569 --> 01:10:10.764
l'm holding you to that.
01:10:11.005 --> 01:10:12.734
Make an exception.
01:10:13.941 --> 01:10:17.775
Ooh, baby, ooh, said ooh
01:10:22.083 --> 01:10:23.311
Tomorrow
01:10:23.951 --> 01:10:30.220
Keeping your head over water
Making a wave when you can
01:10:30.425 --> 01:10:33.588
Temporary layoff
Good time
01:10:33.795 --> 01:10:36.992
Easy credit rip-off
Good time
01:10:37.465 --> 01:10:41.492
Scratching and surviving
Good time
01:10:41.702 --> 01:10:43.727
Would you stop that, please?
01:10:43.938 --> 01:10:45.371
Yeah.
01:10:46.808 --> 01:10:51.370
- l had a really nice time.
- Yeah, ditto.
01:10:51.879 --> 01:10:54.439
This is the first time
a teacher has asked me
01:10:54.649 --> 01:10:57.982
- to do anything outside of school.
- No way.
01:10:58.252 --> 01:11:00.345
lt's... lt's true.
01:11:00.621 --> 01:11:03.419
ln six years.
01:11:05.393 --> 01:11:07.327
Well, you know,
01:11:07.528 --> 01:11:11.521
l think it might be one of those things
where people are intimidated.
01:11:11.732 --> 01:11:14.462
lntimidated?
01:11:14.669 --> 01:11:16.500
- They hate me.
- No. They don't.
01:11:16.704 --> 01:11:19.502
Yes, they do. They sure do.
l can see.
01:11:19.707 --> 01:11:21.607
l wasn't always like this.
01:11:21.809 --> 01:11:25.711
l wasn't always wound this tight.
There was a time when l was fun.
01:11:26.047 --> 01:11:29.141
l was funny. l was.
01:11:29.350 --> 01:11:35.687
But you can't be funny and be
the principal of a prep school.
01:11:35.890 --> 01:11:39.087
No, you cannot, because
when it comes to their kids,
01:11:39.293 --> 01:11:42.387
these parents,
they have no sense of humor.
01:11:43.097 --> 01:11:47.830
lf anything goes wrong, it's my head.
lt's my head in the smasher.
01:11:48.035 --> 01:11:52.335
These parents will come down
on me like a nuclear bomb.
01:11:52.540 --> 01:11:55.703
l can't make a mistake.
l gotta be perfect.
01:11:55.910 --> 01:12:02.179
And that pressure has turned me into
one thing that l never wanted to be.
01:12:02.617 --> 01:12:04.448
A bitch.
01:12:04.652 --> 01:12:08.588
- No. You're not.
- Yes, l am. l am a big one.
01:12:09.323 --> 01:12:13.657
Well, l don't think so.
l think you're pretty cool.
01:12:14.996 --> 01:12:16.224
Really?
01:12:16.764 --> 01:12:20.427
- No.
- Yeah. You're way cool.
01:12:20.735 --> 01:12:22.464
Really?
01:12:26.374 --> 01:12:28.569
- OK, drums?
- House.
01:12:28.776 --> 01:12:30.835
- Keyboards?
- House.
01:12:31.045 --> 01:12:34.242
- Amps? All right. Cable?
- Got them.
01:12:34.448 --> 01:12:35.915
- All right. Guitar?
- Yes.
01:12:36.117 --> 01:12:37.482
- Mr. S.
- Yeah?
01:12:37.685 --> 01:12:39.482
What do you think?
01:12:47.161 --> 01:12:48.651
l don't know. l...
01:12:48.863 --> 01:12:51.354
They might be a little distracting.
01:12:51.566 --> 01:12:55.229
lt's glitter rock and it's glam
and it's fabulous.
01:12:56.804 --> 01:12:59.170
Billy, it's just not the right style.
01:12:59.373 --> 01:13:01.534
You're gonna talk to me
about style?
01:13:01.742 --> 01:13:04.404
You can't dress yourself.
Look at that bow tie.
01:13:04.612 --> 01:13:06.409
Don't talk about my bow tie.
01:13:06.614 --> 01:13:10.345
You know what, l give up.
They can just wear their uniforms.
01:13:10.985 --> 01:13:15.115
- That's not a bad idea.
- Not a bad idea?
01:13:15.323 --> 01:13:17.883
- l was kidding.
- Excuse me.
01:13:19.060 --> 01:13:22.996
- Hey, hey. What is that?
- What's what?
01:13:23.197 --> 01:13:26.428
- What are you playing?
- Just something l wrote.
01:13:26.667 --> 01:13:27.964
You wrote a song?
01:13:29.604 --> 01:13:33.005
- Well, let's hear it.
- No, it's not that good.
01:13:33.374 --> 01:13:36.434
Come on, l want to hear it,
Kurt Cobain.
01:13:37.311 --> 01:13:40.280
- OK, but l'm not much of a singer.
- lt's all right.
01:13:42.883 --> 01:13:45.943
Baby, we were making straight A's
01:13:46.153 --> 01:13:49.145
But we were stuck in a dumb daze
01:13:49.790 --> 01:13:53.248
Don't take much
To memorize your lies
01:13:53.461 --> 01:13:55.520
Feel like l've been hypnotized
01:13:55.730 --> 01:14:00.394
Wait. You wrote that?
You wrote that?
01:14:01.002 --> 01:14:03.436
That's it.
Guys, rock 'n' roll positions.
01:14:03.638 --> 01:14:06.505
- What are you doing?
- We're gonna learn your song.
01:14:06.707 --> 01:14:09.107
- But why?
- That's what bands do, man.
01:14:09.343 --> 01:14:11.868
Play each other's songs.
You got lyrics?
01:14:12.513 --> 01:14:14.208
Hook me up.
01:14:16.050 --> 01:14:18.951
No more secret songs.
All right, Lawrence,
01:14:19.153 --> 01:14:21.917
no more reading. Time for rock.
01:14:22.256 --> 01:14:24.724
Get on the drum. Bass it up.
01:14:24.925 --> 01:14:26.415
- What was that chord?
- D.
01:14:26.627 --> 01:14:28.424
- Play it.
- D...
01:14:28.629 --> 01:14:33.293
...C, G, C.
01:14:33.501 --> 01:14:37.198
- Baby, we were making straight A's
- Yeah. Yeah.
01:14:37.405 --> 01:14:40.397
But we were stuck in a dumb daze
01:14:40.608 --> 01:14:43.099
Don't take much
To memorize your lies
01:14:43.310 --> 01:14:46.837
And if you wanna be
The teacher's pet
01:14:47.048 --> 01:14:50.074
Baby, you just better forget it
01:14:50.284 --> 01:14:53.117
Rock is the reason
Rock is the rhyme
01:14:53.320 --> 01:14:55.618
Know what would be better?
01:14:55.823 --> 01:14:58.417
''Rock got no reason,
Rock got no rhyme.''
01:14:58.626 --> 01:15:03.689
Can we try that? Also, we need
some ''ooh la-la's'', so like:
01:15:03.898 --> 01:15:06.389
Try that. Can we take
it from the chorus?
01:15:06.600 --> 01:15:09.228
One, two, three, four.
One, two, three.
01:15:09.437 --> 01:15:12.873
And if you wanna be
The teacher's pet
01:15:13.074 --> 01:15:16.134
Baby, you just better forget it
01:15:16.343 --> 01:15:19.437
Rock got no reason
Rock got no rhyme
01:15:20.147 --> 01:15:26.143
You'd better get me to school on time
And if you wanna be the teacher's pet
01:15:26.353 --> 01:15:29.379
Baby, you just better forget it
01:15:29.590 --> 01:15:33.390
Rock got no reason
Rock got no rhyme
01:15:33.594 --> 01:15:37.291
You better get me to school on time
01:15:45.339 --> 01:15:48.069
l'm gonna solo there
if it's cool with you.
01:15:48.275 --> 01:15:50.243
- All right.
- You can solo later.
01:15:50.444 --> 01:15:53.641
- OK.
- Let me rock a solo there, l can feel it.
01:16:04.619 --> 01:16:06.951
Tomorrow is the big day,
so get your rest.
01:16:07.155 --> 01:16:10.556
No late parties, drinking tequila
and trying to get lucky.
01:16:11.926 --> 01:16:14.918
Chances like this do not
come around every day.
01:16:15.463 --> 01:16:17.090
You've played hard in here,
01:16:17.298 --> 01:16:20.961
and l am proud of every
last stinking one of you.
01:16:21.903 --> 01:16:25.669
Let's just give this everything we got.
We may fall on our faces,
01:16:25.873 --> 01:16:28.899
but if we do,
we will fall with dignity!
01:16:29.310 --> 01:16:32.108
With a guitar in our hands
and rock in our hearts!
01:16:32.313 --> 01:16:34.304
And in the words of AC/DC:
01:16:34.515 --> 01:16:38.212
''We roll tonight to the guitar bite,
01:16:38.419 --> 01:16:41.820
''and for those about to rock...
01:16:42.023 --> 01:16:43.957
''...l salute you.''
01:16:58.139 --> 01:17:02.041
Ros, excuse me, wanted to remind
you about our field trip tomorrow.
01:17:02.243 --> 01:17:05.872
- What field trip?
- The educational concert.
01:17:06.080 --> 01:17:08.412
Oh, l forgot about that.
01:17:08.616 --> 01:17:12.575
l don't know, school policy
is very difficult to get around.
01:17:12.787 --> 01:17:15.347
But you said
we could make an exception,
01:17:15.556 --> 01:17:18.457
and the kids are excited
about hearing some Mozart.
01:17:18.660 --> 01:17:22.892
l know, but the preparations,
there's not enough time.
01:17:23.097 --> 01:17:25.565
l don't know anything about it.
Where is it?
01:17:25.967 --> 01:17:30.597
l've got it all covered.
What's going on, are you mad at me?
01:17:30.805 --> 01:17:34.002
No, no, Ned. l'm sorry,
l'm just a little stressed out
01:17:34.208 --> 01:17:36.233
because it's Parents' Night tonight.
01:17:36.444 --> 01:17:41.177
Hey, it's all gonna be fine.
01:17:44.352 --> 01:17:49.722
Ned, would you mind coming
with me tonight to Parents' Night?
01:17:50.358 --> 01:17:54.624
lt wouldn't be a date or anything.
l get nervous around the parents,
01:17:54.829 --> 01:17:58.492
and there's something about you
that makes me feel more relaxed.
01:17:58.700 --> 01:18:01.430
You know what,
that sounds so great, Ros, but...
01:18:02.770 --> 01:18:07.230
- But what?
- l wasn't planning on going tonight.
01:18:07.508 --> 01:18:11.774
You have to. You're their teacher.
You have to give the presentation.
01:18:11.979 --> 01:18:15.608
Oh, yeah, yeah. No, l got you.
l'm ready for that.
01:18:16.017 --> 01:18:17.678
So we'll go together?
01:18:17.885 --> 01:18:22.618
OK. Why don't you pick me up at,
say, 6:40.
01:18:22.824 --> 01:18:25.384
- Done. All right.
- OK.
01:18:31.833 --> 01:18:36.998
- What are you all dressed up for?
- l got a hot date.
01:18:37.538 --> 01:18:39.028
That's weird.
01:18:39.240 --> 01:18:42.698
l got a check from Horace
Green Prep for $1 ,200.
01:18:43.311 --> 01:18:44.869
l've never worked there.
01:18:47.782 --> 01:18:51.240
- What are you doing?
- Calling the school.
01:18:52.653 --> 01:18:55.053
Hi, this is Ned Schneebly...
01:18:59.060 --> 01:19:00.652
Dewey?
01:19:00.862 --> 01:19:02.227
What's going on?
01:19:02.430 --> 01:19:05.263
l told them 1 5 times,
make it out to cash!
01:19:07.068 --> 01:19:08.467
Dewey?
01:19:09.270 --> 01:19:11.238
l did something bad, Ned.
01:19:11.773 --> 01:19:13.604
- No.
- Yeah.
01:19:13.808 --> 01:19:17.209
They called for a sub. l said
l was you, to make some money.
01:19:17.411 --> 01:19:20.608
But then l got there, and the kids,
they rock, man.
01:19:20.815 --> 01:19:24.774
There's this kid Larry who's like,
''l'm not cool,'' but now he's like:
01:19:26.654 --> 01:19:29.122
There's this other girl
who can sing like:
01:19:29.490 --> 01:19:34.120
She thought she was too fat, so they
were dying, and the principal got drunk.
01:19:34.328 --> 01:19:38.128
Now we're playing Battle of the Bands.
lt's the coolest thing!
01:19:38.332 --> 01:19:40.493
One day.
Then l will come clean.
01:19:40.701 --> 01:19:44.762
l'll tell everyone it was my fault.
You'll be fine. One day!
01:19:44.972 --> 01:19:47.236
- Ned, home.
- Don't say anything to her.
01:19:47.441 --> 01:19:49.966
She'll blow everything. Please?
01:19:53.848 --> 01:19:56.612
Hey. What's going on?
01:19:57.451 --> 01:20:00.943
Nothing. l got a hot date,
that's what's going on.
01:20:03.691 --> 01:20:05.556
See you later.
01:20:11.799 --> 01:20:13.528
What's going on, Ned?
01:20:15.236 --> 01:20:17.898
- Nothing.
- Nothing? Well...
01:20:33.054 --> 01:20:36.854
OK, l don't think l can go in there.
01:20:38.025 --> 01:20:40.585
- What's wrong?
- Ros...
01:20:42.096 --> 01:20:43.654
...l'm not a teacher.
01:20:44.732 --> 01:20:48.293
Oh, Ned. A substitute is a teacher.
01:20:48.502 --> 01:20:52.097
No, no. l'm not a teacher.
l'm a fraud.
01:20:52.306 --> 01:20:54.797
No. You're not.
01:20:55.009 --> 01:20:59.810
You're a dedicated, talented teacher,
and those parents are gonna love you.
01:21:00.014 --> 01:21:04.713
Just get in there and tell those parents
what you've been teaching their kids.
01:21:05.019 --> 01:21:08.455
Yeah, you know, math, English...
01:21:09.991 --> 01:21:14.291
What...? Science... What else?
Geography, history,
01:21:14.495 --> 01:21:18.090
Latin, Spanish, French,
01:21:18.299 --> 01:21:22.497
Latin... Math.
Did l say that already?
01:21:22.703 --> 01:21:28.539
Anyway, all the stuff you want your
kids to know, it's been covered, OK?
01:21:28.743 --> 01:21:30.540
So...
01:21:32.280 --> 01:21:36.046
...it was great to meet you all,
and drive safe.
01:21:36.250 --> 01:21:37.615
Excuse me.
01:21:37.818 --> 01:21:40.753
Since you started,
all my son talks about is music.
01:21:40.955 --> 01:21:45.051
He says he wants to be a musician.
ls this your influence?
01:21:45.259 --> 01:21:48.456
Why has my daughter become
obsessed with David Geffen?
01:21:48.663 --> 01:21:50.460
And how is this homework?
01:21:50.765 --> 01:21:55.259
OK, see, l would like to tell you about
what we've been doing in here,
01:21:55.469 --> 01:21:59.303
but there's such a thing as
teacher-student confidentiality,
01:21:59.507 --> 01:22:02.499
and l don't want to be in breach
of educational law
01:22:02.710 --> 01:22:06.737
because l could be dismembered
by the teacher's union.
01:22:07.014 --> 01:22:08.242
So...
01:22:08.449 --> 01:22:10.883
You expect us to believe
this garbage?
01:22:12.153 --> 01:22:15.816
Mr. S, don't you think you should
tell them about the project?
01:22:16.023 --> 01:22:18.253
- What project?
- Our class project.
01:22:18.459 --> 01:22:20.620
Every school in the state
is competing.
01:22:20.828 --> 01:22:23.353
- Competing?
- lt's not till next quarter,
01:22:23.564 --> 01:22:25.794
but Mr. S wanted us
to get a head start.
01:22:26.000 --> 01:22:29.231
- Well, what's the project, Summer?
- lt's prestigious.
01:22:29.437 --> 01:22:31.667
A win will go on our permanent record.
01:22:33.941 --> 01:22:36.273
You might as well tell them,
Mr. Schneebly.
01:22:36.477 --> 01:22:41.505
OK, look. l've gotten to know your kids
the past few weeks. They're awesome.
01:22:41.716 --> 01:22:45.948
Zack is an insane guitarist.
He's the next Hendrix, and he's 1 0.
01:22:46.153 --> 01:22:48.280
And Gordon here, he's a genius!
01:22:48.489 --> 01:22:53.017
He did a whole professional light show
on his computer in three days. And...
01:22:53.928 --> 01:22:56.226
And Marta here, she's...
01:22:56.430 --> 01:22:59.194
She can hit an A above high C.
Did you know that?
01:22:59.400 --> 01:23:02.836
Because that's tough.
Not many singers can do that. And...
01:23:05.606 --> 01:23:09.838
Summer is gonna be the first woman
president of the United States.
01:23:10.044 --> 01:23:12.672
She could run this year.
l would vote for her.
01:23:12.880 --> 01:23:17.681
Look, they're just really cool kids.
lf they were mine, l would be so proud.
01:23:17.885 --> 01:23:21.878
And l am proud,
just to even know them. And...
01:23:22.323 --> 01:23:25.053
Sir, can l see you in the hall
for a moment?
01:23:25.659 --> 01:23:27.889
Let me just say
a couple more things.
01:23:28.095 --> 01:23:30.427
- What's going on?
- What's happening?
01:23:30.631 --> 01:23:33.566
Apparently, that man
is not Ned Schneebly.
01:23:33.968 --> 01:23:36.061
- What?
- What?
01:23:36.270 --> 01:23:39.364
- This man is Ned Schneebly.
- He's not even a teacher.
01:23:39.573 --> 01:23:43.532
- You called the cops?
- She did. She got it out of me. Sorry.
01:23:43.744 --> 01:23:47.236
- You're apologizing to him?
- Sorry.
01:23:48.816 --> 01:23:50.443
Ned.
01:23:51.986 --> 01:23:54.386
Ned, is this true?
01:23:55.356 --> 01:23:56.618
Who are you?
01:23:58.559 --> 01:24:00.891
My name is Dewey Finn.
01:24:01.095 --> 01:24:06.465
And, no, l'm not a licensed teacher,
but l have been touched by your kids.
01:24:06.667 --> 01:24:09.329
And l'm pretty sure l've touched them.
01:24:16.343 --> 01:24:18.072
- What?
- Oh, my God.
01:24:33.694 --> 01:24:37.186
- l have nothing to say to you.
- Me either.
01:24:38.566 --> 01:24:41.160
OK. l'm going to bed.
01:24:41.402 --> 01:24:43.563
lt's one thing to throw
your life away,
01:24:43.771 --> 01:24:46.262
but to put Ned in jeopardy
is selfish.
01:24:46.474 --> 01:24:48.908
You told me to be like Ned
and get a job.
01:24:49.110 --> 01:24:52.546
l told you to be like Ned,
l didn't tell you to be Ned.
01:24:52.746 --> 01:24:56.580
- You're not gonna apologize?
- You apologize for calling the cops.
01:24:56.784 --> 01:24:59.878
l didn't murder anybody.
l wanted to play a great show.
01:25:00.087 --> 01:25:03.523
- l was this close.
- Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
01:25:03.724 --> 01:25:07.387
Would you both just cut it out
for one second?
01:25:14.168 --> 01:25:17.433
Look, l'm sorry, dude.
l was desperate.
01:25:18.038 --> 01:25:20.472
lt was easy for you to give up music.
01:25:20.674 --> 01:25:24.201
- lt ain't easy for me.
- lt wasn't easy for me.
01:25:24.445 --> 01:25:25.810
l miss it.
01:25:26.013 --> 01:25:28.106
Well, then why'd you give it up?
01:25:28.315 --> 01:25:31.148
Because l couldn't keep
kidding myself anymore.
01:25:31.352 --> 01:25:34.321
You can blame it all on bad luck,
but in the end,
01:25:34.522 --> 01:25:36.888
maybe we just weren't that good.
01:25:37.558 --> 01:25:39.924
Sometimes you gotta know
when to quit.
01:25:40.361 --> 01:25:43.125
- Right, maybe l suck.
- That's not what l said.
01:25:43.330 --> 01:25:47.164
Well, music is my life, man.
What do you want me to do?
01:25:48.068 --> 01:25:51.265
l don't know, but...
01:25:51.472 --> 01:25:53.838
...l think it's time you moved out.
01:25:55.075 --> 01:25:56.599
Sorry.
01:26:05.252 --> 01:26:10.349
- So his name wasn't Mr. Schneebly?
- No, it was, like, Dewey something.
01:26:11.358 --> 01:26:12.825
What about the project?
01:26:13.027 --> 01:26:15.427
Wake up, Marco,
there was no project.
01:26:15.629 --> 01:26:18.689
He wanted us to play a show
so we could make money.
01:26:18.899 --> 01:26:21.094
l can't believe we weren't graded.
01:26:21.302 --> 01:26:24.169
Why are you bummed?
We had a three-week vacation.
01:26:24.538 --> 01:26:27.564
lt was a waste of time,
but it was better than school.
01:26:27.775 --> 01:26:31.905
- lt was not a waste of time.
- Yeah, that's what it was.
01:26:32.112 --> 01:26:33.773
- You're an idiot.
- Shut up.
01:26:33.981 --> 01:26:36.074
- No, you shut up.
- You want to go?
01:26:36.283 --> 01:26:39.218
Touch him, l'll shove those sticks
down your throat.
01:26:39.420 --> 01:26:44.119
Mr. S was cool. We worked too long
and too hard not to play the show.
01:26:44.558 --> 01:26:46.583
OK, so what are
we supposed to do?
01:26:46.794 --> 01:26:49.160
We get out of here
and play the damn show.
01:26:49.363 --> 01:26:52.560
How could you let our kids
be exposed to this impostor?
01:26:52.766 --> 01:26:56.930
- Do you just let anyone teach here?
- l pay $1 5,000...
01:26:57.137 --> 01:27:01.437
Let me assure you that nothing
is more important to us
01:27:01.642 --> 01:27:05.772
than for you to feel your children
are in a safe and secure environment.
01:27:18.459 --> 01:27:21.087
- OK, we're all here.
- Where's Mr. Schneebly?
01:27:21.295 --> 01:27:24.787
He didn't tell you? He's at home.
We need to pick him up.
01:27:24.999 --> 01:27:26.557
Let's go, hurry.
01:27:32.706 --> 01:27:37.268
Excuse me.
Just one second, please.
01:27:37.478 --> 01:27:40.413
- Excuse me.
- Wait a minute. Where are you going?
01:27:40.614 --> 01:27:45.347
- We want some answers, now!
- Just one second!
01:28:00.534 --> 01:28:05.494
Where did they go?
Help! Children?
01:28:08.008 --> 01:28:09.600
Wake up.
01:28:17.685 --> 01:28:21.621
- How'd you guys get in here?
- Front door was open.
01:28:22.556 --> 01:28:24.148
Why aren't you in school?
01:28:24.358 --> 01:28:26.883
We did what you said.
We stuck it to The Man.
01:28:27.094 --> 01:28:30.461
Forget about what l told you.
Look, l'm a loser, OK?
01:28:30.698 --> 01:28:34.498
You listen to my advice,
you'll end up like me, with nothing.
01:28:35.069 --> 01:28:38.505
Come on, man, quit goofing around.
This is serious business.
01:28:38.706 --> 01:28:41.869
We're on a mission. One great show
can change the world.
01:28:44.745 --> 01:28:46.679
Look out the window.
01:28:53.787 --> 01:28:57.188
- Mr. S! Come down!
- Come on!
01:28:57.391 --> 01:29:01.691
No way. That is so punk rock.
01:29:04.798 --> 01:29:09.030
The dining-room table seats 1 4,
with no inserts...
01:29:14.908 --> 01:29:19.038
- What's going on?
- We've got some rocking to do.
01:29:31.091 --> 01:29:32.820
- Yes!
- All right.
01:29:33.026 --> 01:29:36.018
- Hi, Mr. Schneebly.
- How's it going?
01:29:38.065 --> 01:29:43.264
You guys, all l can say is,
let's rock.
01:29:45.472 --> 01:29:50.739
One more thing.
l want to say l'm sorry...
01:29:50.944 --> 01:29:53.208
...that l used you guys.
01:29:55.315 --> 01:29:57.249
l'm sorry l lied.
01:29:57.518 --> 01:30:00.146
- lt's not cool to lie to your band.
- Come on.
01:30:00.354 --> 01:30:03.448
We'll be late. There's no time
for apologies. Let's go!
01:30:03.657 --> 01:30:05.215
All right. Let's go.
01:30:06.360 --> 01:30:09.022
- Where are you going?
- l'm going to the show.
01:30:09.229 --> 01:30:11.459
- You want to go?
- Yeah, l want to go.
01:30:11.665 --> 01:30:14.634
- You're serious?
- l don't want to miss this, Patty.
01:30:14.835 --> 01:30:17.929
Unbelievable. After everything
he's done to you?
01:30:18.138 --> 01:30:21.699
That is so typical Ned. When will you
stop being a pushover?
01:30:21.909 --> 01:30:25.436
When are you finally gonna start
sticking up for yourself?
01:30:30.484 --> 01:30:32.213
Excuse me.
01:30:33.454 --> 01:30:35.752
Excuse me.
01:30:35.956 --> 01:30:40.689
l've just been informed
that all of your children are missing.
01:30:41.295 --> 01:30:43.820
- So...
- What?
01:31:04.418 --> 01:31:05.942
- Hey.
- Can l help you?
01:31:06.153 --> 01:31:08.485
We're competing.
We're the School of Rock.
01:31:08.689 --> 01:31:11.283
- You and the kids?
- We're the band and crew.
01:31:11.492 --> 01:31:13.585
- You'd better get in here.
- Come on.
01:31:13.794 --> 01:31:16.262
- We're here.
- You're late. You're up next.
01:31:16.463 --> 01:31:19.955
- OK, we'll be ready. Come on.
- Zack, check this out.
01:31:20.167 --> 01:31:25.696
- Whoa, it's awesome.
- Tears l can find on my own
01:31:27.341 --> 01:31:31.937
l'll take you there
01:31:32.145 --> 01:31:34.045
l'll never...
01:31:34.348 --> 01:31:38.910
Don't listen to those hacks. Come on.
Band meeting. Now. Gather round.
01:31:39.119 --> 01:31:41.883
All right. Frankie, how's security?
01:31:42.089 --> 01:31:44.114
- We're set.
- What about the lights?
01:31:44.324 --> 01:31:46.884
Light board's up in the balcony.
l'll patch it up.
01:31:47.094 --> 01:31:48.686
Billy, how's beautification?
01:31:48.896 --> 01:31:51.626
- Are you kidding?
- OK, listen up, you guys,
01:31:51.832 --> 01:31:55.165
we only have one song to let
these guys know who we are.
01:31:55.369 --> 01:31:58.338
- So l think we should play Zack's.
- But why?
01:31:58.539 --> 01:32:00.700
- l mean, really?
- Yes.
01:32:01.008 --> 01:32:03.408
The thing is, you guys,
l ain't that good.
01:32:03.610 --> 01:32:07.569
l'm not. l can admit it. But you're 1 0,
and you're better than me.
01:32:07.781 --> 01:32:10.306
Your song rocks harder,
so let's play it.
01:32:10.517 --> 01:32:13.281
But you know what?
That's just one guy's opinion.
01:32:13.487 --> 01:32:16.615
This ain't my band, it's our band.
We all have a say.
01:32:16.823 --> 01:32:20.759
We haven't practiced that one
as much. l mean, we might not win.
01:32:20.961 --> 01:32:25.091
Hey, we didn't come here to win.
We came here to play one great show.
01:32:25.299 --> 01:32:28.427
And on Zack's song,
you guys really rock.
01:32:29.236 --> 01:32:32.205
You know my vote,
who else is with me?
01:32:32.606 --> 01:32:34.597
All right, let's pray.
01:32:34.808 --> 01:32:39.711
God of rock, thank you
for this chance to kick ass.
01:32:39.913 --> 01:32:43.076
We are your humble servants.
Please give us the power
01:32:43.283 --> 01:32:45.911
to blow minds with
our high-voltage rock.
01:32:46.119 --> 01:32:49.486
- ln your name, we pray. Amen.
- Amen.
01:32:49.690 --> 01:32:52.284
Now let's get out there
and melt some faces!
01:32:52.492 --> 01:32:54.653
- Yeah!
- Go get ready.
01:32:54.861 --> 01:32:58.058
- You gotta sing it.
- Are you sure? lt's your song.
01:32:58.398 --> 01:33:01.629
- Yeah, it's cool, l'm no singer.
- OK, l'll sing it.
01:33:02.069 --> 01:33:03.934
- Yeah?
- What about the lights?
01:33:04.137 --> 01:33:06.162
All the cues are to the other song.
01:33:06.373 --> 01:33:09.809
You're just gonna have to feel it.
You gotta improvise.
01:33:10.010 --> 01:33:13.173
You know this song,
l know you can do it.
01:33:13.580 --> 01:33:16.014
- OK.
- Go. Run like the wind!
01:33:16.216 --> 01:33:18.548
- Hey.
- What's this?
01:33:18.752 --> 01:33:22.916
You wanted to go with the uniform,
so put it on. Quick.
01:33:25.826 --> 01:33:31.423
Hear my heartsick, hungry cry
01:33:33.066 --> 01:33:35.398
l'm heartsick
01:33:35.602 --> 01:33:37.866
So heal me
01:33:38.071 --> 01:33:40.403
l'm heartsick
01:33:40.607 --> 01:33:46.102
l'm hungry
Thought l could survive on you
01:33:46.313 --> 01:33:51.307
Hear my heartsick, hungry cry
01:33:53.820 --> 01:33:55.310
- Slow down.
- My son is...
01:33:55.522 --> 01:33:58.457
- Where's your ticket?
- My son's in there, he's 1 0.
01:33:58.659 --> 01:34:01.355
You're not going in without a ticket.
01:34:01.561 --> 01:34:04.724
- We're not here for the show.
- We have a situation.
01:34:04.931 --> 01:34:07.798
l'm Rosalie Mullins.
l'm principal of Horace Green.
01:34:08.001 --> 01:34:09.992
We had a field trip that went awry.
01:34:10.203 --> 01:34:13.297
Some lunatic kidnapped our kids.
Our kids are in there.
01:34:13.507 --> 01:34:16.442
You're breaking my heart.
There's the ticket table.
01:34:16.643 --> 01:34:19.874
- Maybe we should just get tickets.
- Let's get tickets!
01:34:20.247 --> 01:34:22.181
- Excuse me.
- My child's up there.
01:34:22.382 --> 01:34:24.748
Excuse me, please,
our kids are in here.
01:34:24.951 --> 01:34:27.385
Excuse me, please.
Excuse me.
01:34:27.587 --> 01:34:29.145
- Quit pushing!
- Excuse me.
01:34:29.356 --> 01:34:32.120
- Excuse me.
- Hey, stop it.
01:34:35.462 --> 01:34:38.454
Hey. What's up?
01:34:39.433 --> 01:34:40.661
Come on!
01:34:40.867 --> 01:34:42.391
We're the School of Rock.
01:34:42.602 --> 01:34:46.936
And this song was written
by our own Zack Mooneyham.
01:35:23.810 --> 01:35:26.745
Baby, we was making straight A's
01:35:27.914 --> 01:35:31.315
But we were stuck in a dumb daze
01:35:31.518 --> 01:35:35.318
Don't take much
To memorize your lies
01:35:35.522 --> 01:35:37.854
l feel like l've been hypnoticized
01:35:38.058 --> 01:35:41.858
And then that magic man
He come to town
01:35:42.329 --> 01:35:44.797
He done spun my head around
01:35:44.998 --> 01:35:48.593
He said, ''Recess is in session
Two and two make five''
01:35:49.402 --> 01:35:51.632
And now, baby, oh, l'm alive
01:35:52.339 --> 01:35:55.433
Oh, yeah
l am alive
01:35:55.642 --> 01:35:59.408
And if you wanna be
The teacher's pet
01:35:59.613 --> 01:36:02.776
Well, baby, you just better forget it
01:36:03.350 --> 01:36:06.877
Rock got no reason
Rock got no rhyme
01:36:07.087 --> 01:36:10.545
You better get me
To school on time
01:36:10.757 --> 01:36:11.985
Oh, yeah
01:36:12.192 --> 01:36:13.921
Yeah
01:36:27.340 --> 01:36:31.834
Oh, you know l was on the honor roll
01:36:32.045 --> 01:36:35.037
Got good grades
Ain't got no soul
01:36:35.615 --> 01:36:39.073
Raise my hand before
l can speak my mind
01:36:39.286 --> 01:36:41.754
l've been biting my tongue
Too many times
01:36:41.955 --> 01:36:45.447
And then that magic man
Took you away
01:36:45.659 --> 01:36:46.990
Do what magic man do
01:36:47.194 --> 01:36:49.424
- Not what magic man say
- Say what?
01:36:49.629 --> 01:36:52.826
Now, can l please have
the attention of the class?
01:36:54.000 --> 01:36:56.969
Today's assignment:
01:36:58.572 --> 01:36:59.800
Kick some ass!
01:37:00.006 --> 01:37:03.100
And if you wanna be
The teacher's pet
01:37:03.310 --> 01:37:06.677
Well, baby, you just better forget it
01:37:07.013 --> 01:37:10.141
Rock got no reason
Rock got no rhyme
01:37:10.817 --> 01:37:13.411
You better get me
To school on time
01:37:13.620 --> 01:37:17.112
And if you wanna be
The teacher's pet
01:37:17.324 --> 01:37:20.782
Well, baby, you just better forget it
01:37:20.994 --> 01:37:24.521
Rock got no reason
Rock got no rhyme
01:37:24.731 --> 01:37:28.633
You better get me
To school on time
01:37:29.202 --> 01:37:30.430
Oh, yeah
01:37:38.144 --> 01:37:40.271
Oh, yeah
01:37:54.361 --> 01:37:56.625
This is my final exam
01:37:57.898 --> 01:37:59.889
Now y'all know who l am
01:38:00.333 --> 01:38:03.234
l might not be that perfect son
01:38:03.703 --> 01:38:06.194
But y'all be rocking when l'm done
01:38:19.786 --> 01:38:22.152
Your son is very skilled.
01:38:22.355 --> 01:38:24.255
Thanks. So's yours.
01:38:45.612 --> 01:38:47.341
Take me back!
01:38:50.450 --> 01:38:53.715
All right. Yeah!
01:38:55.755 --> 01:38:56.983
Yeah!
01:39:05.332 --> 01:39:06.993
Let's go!
01:39:12.872 --> 01:39:14.169
School of Rock!
01:39:18.778 --> 01:39:21.713
To get in, you gotta be
in a band or have a pass.
01:39:21.915 --> 01:39:24.247
l am principal of the school's band.
01:39:24.451 --> 01:39:26.078
- Oh, right on.
- All right?
01:39:26.286 --> 01:39:29.380
All right? All right? All right?
01:39:29.723 --> 01:39:33.921
That was incredible!
That was incredible.
01:39:34.127 --> 01:39:38.461
Oh, my gosh, the lights
and the guitar solos...
01:39:38.665 --> 01:39:41.259
- Was it really you playing?
- You're not mad?
01:39:41.468 --> 01:39:43.902
Mad? l'm furious!
01:39:44.104 --> 01:39:47.369
l'm horrified, but it was incredible.
lt was so great.
01:39:47.574 --> 01:39:50.975
You guys were so great,
l can't believe it.
01:39:51.177 --> 01:39:54.669
Dude! You did it, man!
Those lights were awesome!
01:39:54.881 --> 01:39:56.473
They were awesome.
01:39:56.683 --> 01:39:58.514
- They're incredible.
- Amazing.
01:39:58.718 --> 01:40:00.583
- Who's the manager?
- l am.
01:40:00.787 --> 01:40:03.688
Summer Hathaway. Nice to meet you.
01:40:03.957 --> 01:40:05.481
Nice to meet you.
01:40:05.692 --> 01:40:07.421
Hey, wait. Come here, guys.
01:40:07.627 --> 01:40:09.857
- You guys rock. How old are you?
- Ten.
01:40:10.063 --> 01:40:12.588
Ten? No way, dude.
How long you been playing?
01:40:12.799 --> 01:40:15.893
Three years. l used to play classical,
now l play rock.
01:40:16.102 --> 01:40:18.036
Hey, you in a band?
01:40:19.139 --> 01:40:21.664
No. No.
01:40:21.908 --> 01:40:27.107
No, l am the principal of a school.
01:40:27.480 --> 01:40:30.711
Yeah? Wow, that's cool.
01:40:30.917 --> 01:40:33.317
- That's cool.
- Yes, yes, it is.
01:40:33.520 --> 01:40:35.750
lt's very... lt's very cool.
01:40:35.955 --> 01:40:38.617
- Yeah. lt is cool.
- Yes. lt is very cool.
01:40:38.825 --> 01:40:40.417
- l like that.
- Do you? Yes.
01:40:40.627 --> 01:40:42.618
- You're hot. You're so hot.
- What?
01:40:42.829 --> 01:40:44.194
- l'm sorry.
- What?
01:40:44.397 --> 01:40:45.796
Are you warm?
01:40:49.736 --> 01:40:52.705
All right, guys, this is it,
the moment of truth.
01:40:53.306 --> 01:40:56.833
The winner of this year's
Battle of the Bands competition...
01:40:58.645 --> 01:41:01.478
...is No Vacancy!
01:41:06.453 --> 01:41:08.944
No! Boo!
01:41:09.155 --> 01:41:13.558
lt was a beauty contest. They didn't
listen to the music. Boo! No!
01:41:13.760 --> 01:41:15.159
What?
01:41:16.963 --> 01:41:18.328
Oh, no.
01:41:18.531 --> 01:41:20.556
On behalf of
the Battle of the Bands,
01:41:20.767 --> 01:41:25.795
l'd like to present this check
for $20,000 to No Vacancy.
01:41:26.106 --> 01:41:29.166
Yeah! No Vacancy!
01:41:29.375 --> 01:41:31.536
- No, School of Rock.
- School of Rock!
01:41:31.744 --> 01:41:33.336
School of Rock!
01:41:33.947 --> 01:41:35.175
School of Rock!
01:41:35.682 --> 01:41:36.979
What's wrong?
01:41:37.183 --> 01:41:40.016
What's wrong, Summer?
Didn't you hear? We lost.
01:41:40.220 --> 01:41:42.984
Chill out, dude.
Rock isn't about getting an A.
01:41:43.189 --> 01:41:47.148
- Sex Pistols never won anything.
- Don't let The Man get you down.
01:41:47.360 --> 01:41:50.523
Dude, you gotta cheer up.
We played a kick-ass show.
01:41:51.531 --> 01:41:53.089
We did, didn't we?
01:41:53.299 --> 01:41:56.666
- lt was unbelievable, wasn't it?
- Yeah.
01:41:56.870 --> 01:42:01.102
School of Rock! School of Rock!
School of Rock!
01:42:01.407 --> 01:42:04.467
School of Rock!
School of Rock!
01:42:04.677 --> 01:42:07.339
School of Rock!
School of Rock!
01:42:07.547 --> 01:42:11.643
School of Rock! School of Rock!
School of Rock!
01:42:11.851 --> 01:42:13.682
- What is that?
- School of Rock!
01:42:13.887 --> 01:42:16.583
- School of Rock!
- lt's an encore.
01:42:16.789 --> 01:42:20.316
They want us to go play another song.
lt's good! Go, you guys!
01:42:20.527 --> 01:42:23.155
Wait, no. Just the band.
OK, everybody, go!
01:42:35.775 --> 01:42:38.801
Thank you. Yes, we will play one more.
01:43:02.468 --> 01:43:06.063
- Riding down the highway
- Riding down the highway
01:43:06.272 --> 01:43:09.764
- Going to a show
- Going to a show
01:43:09.976 --> 01:43:13.537
- Stopping on the byway
- Stopping on the byway
01:43:13.746 --> 01:43:18.342
- Playing rock 'n' roll
- Playing rock 'n' roll
01:43:23.389 --> 01:43:25.789
Bye, Mom. See you later.
01:43:26.459 --> 01:43:30.691
l told you, as soon as l talk
to the band, l'll get back to you.
01:43:30.897 --> 01:43:34.389
lf you're so desperate,
then quit low-balling us.
01:43:41.808 --> 01:43:43.943
l tell you, people
lt's harder than it looks
01:43:43.943 --> 01:43:44.375
l tell you, people
lt's harder than it looks
01:43:44.577 --> 01:43:50.311
Because it's a long way to the top
lf you wanna rock 'n' roll
01:43:51.651 --> 01:43:58.181
Yes, it's a long way to the top
lf you wanna rock 'n' roll
01:43:59.826 --> 01:44:03.091
You think it's easy playing
One-night stands?
01:44:03.296 --> 01:44:05.992
Well, try playing in
A rock 'n' roll band
01:44:06.199 --> 01:44:11.796
lt's a long way to the top
lf you wanna rock 'n' roll
01:44:13.306 --> 01:44:16.605
And that's a C.
All right? You got that?
01:44:16.809 --> 01:44:19.403
Let's see. OK, Paola, let's see you.
01:44:19.612 --> 01:44:23.139
Yeah, your fingers are...basically right.
01:44:23.349 --> 01:44:25.681
DeShawn, what do you got?
All right, play.
01:44:25.885 --> 01:44:29.286
Toby, you got it? Let's see.
Very good, you guys.
01:44:29.789 --> 01:44:31.450
- Getting gray
- Getting gray
01:44:31.658 --> 01:44:33.455
Getting ripped off
01:44:33.660 --> 01:44:35.150
- Underpaid
- Underpaid
01:44:35.361 --> 01:44:37.056
- Getting had
- Getting had
01:44:37.263 --> 01:44:39.788
- Getting took
- Getting took
01:44:39.999 --> 01:44:42.695
l tell you, people
lt's harder than it looks
01:44:42.902 --> 01:44:48.738
Because it's a long way to the top
lf you wanna rock 'n' roll
01:44:50.209 --> 01:44:53.269
All right, now take it down
nice and quiet.
01:44:54.447 --> 01:44:57.280
The next thing l wanna hear...
01:44:57.817 --> 01:45:02.652
...is a face-melting solo by
our own Zack Mooneyham. Go!
01:45:02.855 --> 01:45:04.482
Here we go!
01:45:18.171 --> 01:45:22.870
Dude, is my face OK?
l think you melted it off.
01:45:23.643 --> 01:45:26.612
All right, now the next thing
l wanna hear...
01:45:26.813 --> 01:45:31.512
The very next thing... l don't wanna
hear anything unless l hear...
01:45:32.285 --> 01:45:38.485
...a gut-busting drum solo from Freddy.
Take it away!
01:45:48.968 --> 01:45:54.270
lt's a long way to the top
lf you wanna rock 'n' roll
01:45:55.608 --> 01:46:00.739
Yes, it's a long way to the top
lf you wanna rock 'n' roll
01:46:00.947 --> 01:46:03.643
My gut got busted!
01:46:04.250 --> 01:46:06.548
What did you do, Freddy?
01:46:10.790 --> 01:46:15.921
Now l think it's time we heard
from a little somebody.
01:46:17.997 --> 01:46:21.899
Lawrence on lead solo keyboard, go!
01:46:36.282 --> 01:46:39.979
Long way to the top
lf you wanna rock 'n' roll
01:46:40.186 --> 01:46:43.087
All right, slow it up.
Listen up, you guys.
01:46:43.289 --> 01:46:44.813
Here's what l need.
01:46:45.024 --> 01:46:48.926
l need you girls to repeat after me:
01:47:01.874 --> 01:47:03.273
All right.
01:47:03.476 --> 01:47:05.774
Now the first test is over.
01:47:05.978 --> 01:47:12.213
l'm gonna need Alicia to give me a
two-second vocal solo. Here it comes.
01:47:12.418 --> 01:47:18.050
Because it's a long way to the top
lf you wanna rock 'n' roll
01:47:18.791 --> 01:47:22.727
Don't Bogart the mike, Alicia.
That was beautiful, but now it's time.
01:47:22.929 --> 01:47:25.420
Come on, Tomika, melt it.
01:47:32.305 --> 01:47:34.330
That was tasty.
01:47:34.540 --> 01:47:37.600
Marta, blow my brains out. Go.
01:47:37.810 --> 01:47:41.405
- The movie is over
- Movie's really over
01:47:41.614 --> 01:47:44.947
- But we're still on-screen
- But we're still on-screen
01:47:45.151 --> 01:47:48.348
- Everybody's rocking
- Everybody's rocking
01:47:48.554 --> 01:47:52.888
- And we came from Horace Green?
- We came from Horace Green
01:47:55.695 --> 01:47:58.892
lt's time for my solo
01:48:11.844 --> 01:48:15.371
- Movie's almost over
- Movie's almost over
01:48:15.581 --> 01:48:18.982
- Credits got to roll
- Credits got to roll
01:48:19.185 --> 01:48:22.712
- Look at that name there
- Look at that name there
01:48:22.922 --> 01:48:26.050
- l do not know that guy
- l do not know that guy
01:48:26.259 --> 01:48:27.658
Say, get out now
01:48:27.860 --> 01:48:29.350
- Getting out
- Getting out
01:48:29.562 --> 01:48:31.587
- lt's time to go now
- Time to go
01:48:31.797 --> 01:48:34.061
Other people gotta come
For the next show
01:48:34.267 --> 01:48:35.757
You're getting in the way
01:48:35.968 --> 01:48:40.029
The cleaning guy is coming to
Clean up the sticky stuff on the floor
01:48:40.439 --> 01:48:47.368
lt's a long way to the top
lf you want to rock 'n' roll
01:48:47.580 --> 01:48:52.074
Yes, it's a long way to the top
lf you wanna rock 'n' roll
01:48:52.098 --> 01:49:12.098
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