WEBVTT 00:00:00.102 --> 00:00:20.102 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. .:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:43.126 --> 00:00:47.338 GIRL: Once upon a time, in a faraway kingdom, lived a beautiful little girl... 00:00:47.505 --> 00:00:49.631 ...and her widowed father. 00:00:54.220 --> 00:00:55.637 it's beautiful. 00:00:55.805 --> 00:01:00.476 GIRL: Okay. It wasn't that long ago. And it wasn't really a faraway kingdom. 00:01:01.895 --> 00:01:04.229 It was the San Fernando Valley. It looked faraway... 00:01:04.397 --> 00:01:06.565 ...because you barely see it through the smog. 00:01:06.733 --> 00:01:10.152 But to me, growing up, the Valley was my kingdom. 00:01:15.283 --> 00:01:16.325 [SAM GIGGLES] 00:01:16.493 --> 00:01:20.788 I was my dad's best friend. And he was mine. 00:01:21.664 --> 00:01:25.584 Being raised by a man put me behind in the makeup and fashion departments. 00:01:25.752 --> 00:01:29.088 But I never felt like I missed out on anything. 00:01:29.923 --> 00:01:32.758 I was the luckiest girl in the world. 00:01:36.137 --> 00:01:39.181 My dad owned the coolest diner. I loved hanging out there. 00:01:45.438 --> 00:01:48.107 Diet was a four-letter word here... 00:01:48.274 --> 00:01:51.944 ...and grease came at no additional charge. 00:01:52.320 --> 00:01:55.447 At Hal's, everyone felt like family. 00:01:55.615 --> 00:01:57.908 WOMAN: Oh, yeah, I have drinks. 00:02:02.205 --> 00:02:04.581 Happy birthday! 00:02:04.791 --> 00:02:06.542 Make a wish, princess. 00:02:06.710 --> 00:02:11.505 What did I need a wish for? I had amazing friends and the coolest dad. 00:02:15.969 --> 00:02:17.344 FIONA: Oh! 00:02:17.554 --> 00:02:21.390 But I guess my dad thought I needed one more thing: Fiona. 00:02:21.558 --> 00:02:23.225 I am so sorry. 00:02:26.062 --> 00:02:27.980 WOMAN: You look beautiful, Fiona. 00:02:28.148 --> 00:02:30.065 MAN: Hey, Hal! 00:02:30.567 --> 00:02:32.526 Hi. Hi. 00:02:32.694 --> 00:02:37.740 Along with my new stepmother came her twin daughters, Brianna and Gabriella. 00:02:37.907 --> 00:02:40.868 My out-of-step-sisters. 00:02:41.036 --> 00:02:43.579 But as long as my dad was happy, so was l. 00:02:43.747 --> 00:02:46.248 We were going to be one big, happy family. 00:02:46.416 --> 00:02:47.916 Cheese. 00:02:49.461 --> 00:02:50.711 One's enough. 00:02:50.879 --> 00:02:54.089 Unfortunately, this was no fairy tale. 00:02:54.883 --> 00:02:57.801 DAD: "He took her hand, and he kissed it. 00:02:57.969 --> 00:03:00.054 Then he swooped her up onto his horse. 00:03:00.597 --> 00:03:06.268 And the beautiful princess and the handsome prince rode off to his castle... 00:03:06.436 --> 00:03:11.106 ...where they lived happily ever after." 00:03:11.274 --> 00:03:12.358 [SAM GIGGLING] 00:03:12.525 --> 00:03:15.652 Do fairy tales come true, Dad? 00:03:15.820 --> 00:03:19.615 Well, no. But dreams come true. 00:03:19.783 --> 00:03:22.159 -Do you have a dream? -Yeah. 00:03:22.327 --> 00:03:25.412 My dream is that you'll grow up and go to college... 00:03:25.580 --> 00:03:28.749 ...and then maybe someday you'll build your own castle. 00:03:29.167 --> 00:03:32.252 -Where do princesses go to college? -Uh.... 00:03:33.505 --> 00:03:36.131 They go... 00:03:36.299 --> 00:03:38.467 ...where the princes go. 00:03:38.635 --> 00:03:40.636 They go to Princeton. 00:03:40.804 --> 00:03:44.682 But, Sam, you know, fairy tales aren't just about finding handsome princes. 00:03:45.975 --> 00:03:48.435 They're about fulfilling your dreams... 00:03:48.603 --> 00:03:51.730 ...and about standing up for what you believe in. 00:03:51.898 --> 00:03:54.650 As I always say, never let the fear of striking out-- 00:03:54.818 --> 00:03:57.152 -Keep you from playing the game. -Right. 00:03:58.530 --> 00:04:02.574 Just remember, if you look carefully, this book contains important things... 00:04:02.742 --> 00:04:05.786 ...that you may need to know later in life. 00:04:12.877 --> 00:04:16.296 [RUMBLING] 00:04:17.090 --> 00:04:19.049 -Earthquake. -My kingdom crumbled... 00:04:19.217 --> 00:04:21.176 ...during the Northridge earthquake. 00:04:21.344 --> 00:04:23.512 FIONA: Help! Help! 00:04:23.680 --> 00:04:26.640 -Don't go. -I'll be right back. 00:04:38.528 --> 00:04:41.113 I lost my best friend that day. 00:04:41.281 --> 00:04:43.866 From then on, the only fairy tales in my life... 00:04:44.034 --> 00:04:46.618 ...were the ones I read about in books. 00:04:52.751 --> 00:04:57.171 Since my father didn't leave a will, my stepmother got everything. 00:04:57.339 --> 00:05:03.719 The house, the diner, and to her dismay, me. 00:05:50.517 --> 00:05:52.184 FIONA [OVER SPEAKER]: Sam. 00:05:53.603 --> 00:05:55.312 Sammy. 00:05:57.774 --> 00:05:59.942 Sam! 00:06:00.443 --> 00:06:02.653 It's breakfast time. 00:06:02.821 --> 00:06:06.073 So bring me my breakfast. 00:06:06.241 --> 00:06:07.324 [FIONA WHISTLES] 00:06:09.828 --> 00:06:11.453 FIONA [SCREAMING]: Sam! 00:06:11.621 --> 00:06:13.080 [GRUNTS] 00:06:14.499 --> 00:06:20.129 MAN: Careful, ladies. Look for the eyes. One, two, three, bicycle. 00:06:20.296 --> 00:06:25.968 And feint. Magpie, magpie, magpie. Flap and flap and flap. Mary Lou Retton! 00:06:26.136 --> 00:06:29.763 Palm tree and palm tree. Lady Liberty. Lady Liberty. 00:06:29.931 --> 00:06:32.808 Around the harbor. Around the harbor. Circle Line tour. 00:06:32.976 --> 00:06:35.310 And hurricane. 00:06:35.478 --> 00:06:38.689 Can you believe how extraordinarily gifted my girls are? 00:06:39.858 --> 00:06:41.150 Absolutely unbelievable. 00:06:41.317 --> 00:06:42.359 BRIANNA: Ow! -Really. 00:06:43.528 --> 00:06:45.904 -Sam! BLAINE: Find each other. Look.... 00:06:46.072 --> 00:06:48.323 -I'm coming. BLAINE: One, two, three and four... 00:06:48.491 --> 00:06:50.325 ...and right, left, up and down. 00:06:50.493 --> 00:06:54.163 Is this the Norwegian salmon I asked for? I need my omega-3s. 00:06:54.748 --> 00:06:55.998 Only the best. 00:06:57.709 --> 00:06:59.126 Hmm. Uh-huh. 00:06:59.294 --> 00:07:01.003 I can tell. 00:07:01.171 --> 00:07:05.299 You know, it costs a fortune to fly that stuff in from Norwegian. 00:07:05.467 --> 00:07:08.260 And push it, ladies. Push it, ladies. Push it, ladies. 00:07:08.428 --> 00:07:09.970 BRIANNA: Ready? Okay. BLAINE: And-- 00:07:11.681 --> 00:07:14.350 -Oopsie. -Ew! 00:07:14.517 --> 00:07:19.313 -Gross. Mom! -I have a spastic colon. 00:07:19.481 --> 00:07:21.690 Well, you have a spastic brain. 00:07:22.192 --> 00:07:24.485 -Stop. Stop hitting her. GABRIELLA: You bit me. 00:07:24.861 --> 00:07:27.863 What are you doing just standing there? Get to work. 00:07:28.031 --> 00:07:31.367 I can't go to work now. I've got a big test I have to study for. 00:07:31.534 --> 00:07:37.498 Listen, Sam. People go to school to get smarter... 00:07:37.665 --> 00:07:40.376 ...so that they can get a job. 00:07:40.543 --> 00:07:44.171 You already have a job. So it's like skipping a step. 00:07:44.339 --> 00:07:46.548 Come on, get going. 00:07:46.966 --> 00:07:52.054 -And Flying Karamazov. GABRIELLA: Oh.... 00:07:53.056 --> 00:07:55.265 [SHRIEKING] 00:07:58.019 --> 00:08:00.437 No, honey. Leave those on. 00:08:00.605 --> 00:08:02.231 The lawn looks a little brown. 00:08:02.399 --> 00:08:07.027 Fiona, we're supposed to be conserving water. We're in the middle of a drought. 00:08:07.195 --> 00:08:09.029 Droughts are for poor people. 00:08:09.781 --> 00:08:11.949 Do you think J.Lo has a brown lawn? 00:08:12.117 --> 00:08:13.242 [SHRIEKS] 00:08:13.410 --> 00:08:17.621 People who use extra water have extra class. 00:08:18.540 --> 00:08:20.249 [GABRIELLA SCREAMS] 00:08:48.445 --> 00:08:50.821 [PLAYING FONTELLA BASS' "RESCUE ME"] 00:08:50.989 --> 00:08:52.531 [WHISTLING] 00:08:52.782 --> 00:08:57.494 You call that grade-A beef? Well, that cow must have cheated on his test. 00:09:01.291 --> 00:09:03.500 BOBBY: Pickup. ELEANOR: Oh.... 00:09:04.711 --> 00:09:05.794 Jeez. 00:09:09.341 --> 00:09:11.008 Bobby, enough with the salmon. 00:09:11.176 --> 00:09:14.720 You already made a salmon omelet, salmon soup and salmon pudding. 00:09:14.888 --> 00:09:15.971 Come on. 00:09:16.139 --> 00:09:19.183 -Help me. Fiona wants to eat me. -That's nasty. 00:09:19.351 --> 00:09:22.770 -Bite me, Rhonda. Bite me. RHONDA: That's nasty. 00:09:23.146 --> 00:09:27.316 -Eleanor, your order's up. ELEANOR: Coming. I got it. 00:09:27.484 --> 00:09:29.485 -Safe. -Ooh.... 00:09:29.652 --> 00:09:30.694 ELEANOR: I'm okay. 00:09:30.862 --> 00:09:32.696 -Chuck, how you doing? CHUCK: Super. 00:09:32.864 --> 00:09:38.035 That's good. So cheese omelet, extra bacon, crisp... 00:09:38.203 --> 00:09:41.080 -...blueberry muffin and a Coke. -Make it a Diet Coke. 00:09:41.247 --> 00:09:43.040 I'm trying to watch my weight. 00:09:43.208 --> 00:09:45.709 Oh. It ain't going nowhere. 00:09:45.919 --> 00:09:46.960 [BELL RINGS] 00:09:47.128 --> 00:09:49.505 BOBBY: Pick up these salmon waffles. 00:09:53.510 --> 00:09:56.136 -Sam, why are you still here? -I'm almost done. 00:09:56.304 --> 00:09:58.639 -You'll be late for school. -I'll get there. 00:09:58.807 --> 00:10:01.850 -Fiona goes ballistic if I don't finish. -I don't care. 00:10:02.018 --> 00:10:03.977 -What I care about is your education. -But-- 00:10:04.145 --> 00:10:06.939 She's got you getting up at the crack of dawn. 00:10:07.107 --> 00:10:09.358 -Your dad would want you at school. -But-- 00:10:09.526 --> 00:10:14.196 No more "buts." You just leave Fiona and her big butt to me. 00:10:14.572 --> 00:10:17.241 -Thanks, Rhonda. -Get. 00:10:29.212 --> 00:10:31.046 Hey, looking good, Mr. Farrell. 00:10:31.214 --> 00:10:33.882 A man's best friend is his Mercedes, Sam. 00:10:34.384 --> 00:10:35.676 I'll remember that. 00:10:36.219 --> 00:10:39.930 Any-- Anything is possible if you just believe. 00:10:40.098 --> 00:10:43.600 -Anything is possible if you just-- -Audition today, son? 00:10:43.768 --> 00:10:48.397 -Yeah, 5:00, all right? Tell Mom. -Knock them dead. 00:10:50.859 --> 00:10:55.738 Dad. Now, do you see what I have to go to school in? No offense, Sam. 00:10:55.905 --> 00:10:57.948 Honestly, don't you feel sorry for me? 00:10:58.283 --> 00:11:01.910 No, I feel sorry about the three cars we got you that you totaled. 00:11:02.579 --> 00:11:05.539 Okay. All right. 00:11:08.251 --> 00:11:09.752 [SAM CLEARS THROAT] 00:11:09.919 --> 00:11:12.796 -Carter, what are you wearing? -What--? 00:11:12.964 --> 00:11:14.757 This is my Snoop Dizzle look. 00:11:15.967 --> 00:11:18.469 I cannot drive you to school like that. 00:11:18.636 --> 00:11:23.807 Sam, I am a Method actor, okay? This is part of my training. 00:11:23.975 --> 00:11:27.227 I know, I know, I know. But look at this. 00:11:27.479 --> 00:11:30.773 All right. Take two. 00:11:36.988 --> 00:11:38.655 Buenos dias, Fighting Frogs. 00:11:38.823 --> 00:11:41.700 Here's your daily drought reminder to conserve agua. 00:11:41.868 --> 00:11:43.619 Cut your showers short. 00:11:43.787 --> 00:11:47.956 Brownie points go out to Mr. Rothman, who hasn't had one in weeks. 00:11:48.124 --> 00:11:50.834 Remember, today's your last chance to get tickets... 00:11:51.002 --> 00:11:53.796 ...to the big Halloween homecoming dance. 00:11:53.963 --> 00:11:57.800 You too can dress up like someone you're not, for a change. 00:11:57.967 --> 00:12:00.761 -I mean, I-- -I pledge allegiance to the flag... 00:12:00.929 --> 00:12:04.973 ...of the United States of America, and to the republic... 00:12:05.141 --> 00:12:07.351 ...for which it stands, one nation-- 00:12:07.519 --> 00:12:09.603 CARTER: Primo parking spot dead ahead. 00:12:09.771 --> 00:12:13.482 GIRLS: There's a spot. There's a spot. CARTER: Sam, watch out. Watch out. 00:12:14.609 --> 00:12:17.236 GIRLS: Okay. You snooze, you lose! 00:12:17.404 --> 00:12:21.532 Well, if it isn't Shelby Cummings and her ladies in waiting. 00:12:22.742 --> 00:12:26.453 -Shelby wants me so bad. -You've never even talked to her before. 00:12:26.621 --> 00:12:28.622 Oh, I've talked to her. Okay? 00:12:28.790 --> 00:12:35.170 In my mind. And let me tell you, in my mind, she wants me so bad. 00:12:35.505 --> 00:12:40.009 Carter, you could do so much better than Shelby Cummings. Even in your mind. 00:12:40.176 --> 00:12:42.845 -There's another spot. SAM: Got it. 00:12:44.264 --> 00:12:45.597 [TIRES SCREECHING] 00:12:48.685 --> 00:12:50.436 Come on. 00:12:50.603 --> 00:12:52.688 [LAUGHING] 00:12:52.856 --> 00:12:56.984 [CAR STALLING] 00:13:06.202 --> 00:13:08.037 SHELBY: Austin. 00:13:08.747 --> 00:13:10.456 People like Shelby and Austin... 00:13:10.623 --> 00:13:13.167 ...are genetically programmed to find each other. 00:13:13.335 --> 00:13:15.544 How can so much ego be in one relationship? 00:13:15.837 --> 00:13:20.049 -imagine what they say about you. -They don't even know I exist. 00:13:20.467 --> 00:13:24.845 Ew! Stalkerazzi at 3 o'clock. 00:13:25.013 --> 00:13:29.016 The white zone is for cool people only. No geeks. 00:13:29.559 --> 00:13:34.688 Hey, diner girl, can I get a breakfast burrito to go? Thank you. 00:13:34.856 --> 00:13:37.066 And you thought they didn't know you exist. 00:13:37.233 --> 00:13:39.401 DAVID: That car's as old as that hat. SAM: Right. 00:13:39.778 --> 00:13:40.819 [BELL RINGING] 00:13:40.987 --> 00:13:43.781 Move. Move. Move. 00:13:43.948 --> 00:13:45.407 -Move. -Hi. 00:13:45.575 --> 00:13:50.913 -Move. -Shelby. Hey, sister-friend. 00:13:51.623 --> 00:13:53.248 Remind me why we tolerate them. 00:13:53.416 --> 00:13:55.709 They gave you a Prada bag for your birthday. 00:13:55.877 --> 00:13:58.545 Try "Frada" bag. Totally fake. 00:14:06.846 --> 00:14:11.600 Greetings. Samantha, you look absolutely stunning today, as per usual. 00:14:11.768 --> 00:14:12.810 Thank you, Terry. 00:14:12.977 --> 00:14:14.061 [BEEPING] 00:14:14.229 --> 00:14:17.481 lf you'll excuse me, I must get back to my galaxy now. 00:14:17.941 --> 00:14:21.527 Zion, Lieutenant Terry here. Hello? 00:14:21.695 --> 00:14:24.738 Can you hear me? Captain? You're going in and out. 00:14:24.906 --> 00:14:27.741 -Poor guy. -At least he's happy. 00:14:27.909 --> 00:14:29.326 CARTER: Happy? -I copy. 00:14:29.494 --> 00:14:31.787 CARTER: Guy lives in another world. 00:14:31.955 --> 00:14:34.581 Sometimes fantasy is better than reality, Carter. 00:14:34.749 --> 00:14:35.916 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 00:14:40.296 --> 00:14:44.091 -Speaking of fantasy. -I'll see you later. 00:14:44.259 --> 00:14:48.012 Yes, the secret admirer beckons. 00:14:54.144 --> 00:14:57.479 BOY: Where have you been? We haven't talked in ages. 00:14:58.023 --> 00:15:01.150 We talked this morning. 00:15:02.736 --> 00:15:04.778 I can't stop thinking about you. 00:15:05.155 --> 00:15:07.489 What's on your mind right now? 00:15:09.409 --> 00:15:12.870 You first. 00:15:13.246 --> 00:15:17.666 Well, I'm thinking that Professor Rothman's dissected one too many frogs. 00:15:29.721 --> 00:15:31.305 Ribet, ribet. 00:15:33.350 --> 00:15:34.725 Laugh out loud. 00:15:36.019 --> 00:15:40.439 I wanna hear your laugh. When can we finally meet? 00:15:44.194 --> 00:15:46.695 [BELL RINGING] 00:15:56.956 --> 00:15:58.248 SAM: Soon. 00:16:03.171 --> 00:16:05.673 AUSTIN: How's your day so far? 00:16:05.965 --> 00:16:10.678 Raging stepmom, work and cool kids who can't get over themselves. 00:16:10.845 --> 00:16:13.347 -Ever feel like you don't belong? AUSTIN: Absolutely. 00:16:13.723 --> 00:16:18.185 I can be surrounded by a sea of people and still feel all alone. 00:16:18.353 --> 00:16:20.604 Then I think of you. 00:16:22.190 --> 00:16:25.567 SAM: Hey, Nomad, do you think we've ever met? 00:16:27.070 --> 00:16:30.781 AUSTIN: I don't know. Our school has over 3500 kids. 00:16:30.949 --> 00:16:32.366 SAM: Well, that narrows it down. 00:16:32.534 --> 00:16:33.701 [AUSTIN CHUCKLES] 00:16:33.868 --> 00:16:36.537 AUSTIN: Well, at least I can eliminate the guys. 00:16:36.913 --> 00:16:41.250 You're not a guy, right? Because if you are, I'll kick your butt. 00:16:42.127 --> 00:16:44.586 SAM: I am not a guy. 00:16:45.547 --> 00:16:47.840 Have you told your dad about Princeton yet? 00:16:48.008 --> 00:16:52.261 AUSTIN: If only I could. I haven't even told him I wanna be a writer. 00:16:52.429 --> 00:16:55.180 SAM: My father always encouraged me to pursue my dreams. 00:16:55.348 --> 00:16:59.435 AUSTIN: Not mine. He has another plan for my life. 00:17:00.895 --> 00:17:03.480 It's 2 a.m. We've been at this for five hours. 00:17:05.525 --> 00:17:07.317 Well, I think we broke our record. 00:17:07.485 --> 00:17:08.527 [CHUCKLES] 00:17:08.695 --> 00:17:12.281 SAM: We should turn in. Sweet dreams. -Wait. 00:17:14.159 --> 00:17:16.827 I can't sleep without knowing there's hope. 00:17:17.662 --> 00:17:21.123 Half the night I waste in sighs. 00:17:21.583 --> 00:17:24.293 In a wakeful doze I sorrow. 00:17:24.836 --> 00:17:29.381 For the hand, the lips... 00:17:30.008 --> 00:17:31.842 ...the eyes. 00:17:32.010 --> 00:17:34.386 For the meeting of tomorrow. 00:17:34.971 --> 00:17:37.973 SAM: Quoting Tennyson. Impressive. 00:17:38.224 --> 00:17:40.768 AUSTIN: Please meet me at the homecoming dance. 00:17:40.935 --> 00:17:45.481 I'll be waiting for you at 11:00 in the middle of the dance floor. 00:17:49.235 --> 00:17:51.153 Sweet dreams. 00:17:54.449 --> 00:17:56.784 Oh! That was close. 00:17:56.951 --> 00:18:02.164 -You're finally gonna be able to meet him. -I don't know. He's too good to be true. 00:18:07.170 --> 00:18:08.921 Come on. It's been, like, a month... 00:18:09.089 --> 00:18:11.674 ...since you met him in that Princeton chat room, okay? 00:18:11.841 --> 00:18:14.009 You talk to him all the time. You know him. 00:18:14.177 --> 00:18:16.261 I know, but he doesn't know me. 00:18:16.429 --> 00:18:19.098 What if I meet him and I'm not what he expects? 00:18:19.265 --> 00:18:22.726 Maybe this whole relationship's just better for cyberspace. 00:18:24.354 --> 00:18:26.563 Ow! Ow! Ow! 00:18:26.731 --> 00:18:30.067 Listen, okay? You have to go to that dance, okay? 00:18:30.235 --> 00:18:34.863 This Nomad guy isn't gonna be in one place for long, all right? 00:18:35.031 --> 00:18:37.866 -lf it helps, I'll be your escort. -Really? 00:18:38.159 --> 00:18:41.120 -Yeah. -You rock, Carter. 00:18:41.287 --> 00:18:42.746 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 00:18:45.417 --> 00:18:47.251 -Hello? FIONA [OVER CELL PHONE]: Sam. 00:18:47.419 --> 00:18:51.672 Some little brat got into my salmon and ate it all. 00:18:51.840 --> 00:18:55.676 I need more salmon. And pick up my dry cleaning. 00:18:55.844 --> 00:18:57.386 And wash the Jag. 00:19:00.223 --> 00:19:01.890 Fiona. One more pitch. 00:19:02.058 --> 00:19:03.559 Why do you act like her slave? 00:19:03.852 --> 00:19:06.895 Simple. No Fiona, no money for Princeton. 00:19:07.063 --> 00:19:09.064 -That sucks. -Tell me about it. 00:19:11.568 --> 00:19:13.652 [FIONA TAUNTING] 00:19:13.945 --> 00:19:17.031 [SCREAMING] 00:19:17.198 --> 00:19:19.742 CARTER: Hey, it's out of here. 00:19:24.956 --> 00:19:28.584 Damn, a girl hit that. See, now that's impressive. 00:19:28.752 --> 00:19:32.129 So, what are you and Shelby going to the dance as? 00:19:32.297 --> 00:19:35.966 Uh.... I don't know if I'm going with Shelby. 00:19:36.134 --> 00:19:39.762 You're not gonna go with Shelby? Who else you gonna go with? 00:19:40.305 --> 00:19:42.890 I don't know. It's a mystery to me. 00:19:43.058 --> 00:19:46.268 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 00:19:46.436 --> 00:19:52.483 MAN: Okay, guys. Come on. A little bit further. Right there. 00:19:52.650 --> 00:19:55.944 Thirty percent off for USC alumni. 00:19:59.324 --> 00:20:02.159 Looks good, my friend. Make sure you get these rims. 00:20:02.327 --> 00:20:04.828 -Austin. -What's up? 00:20:04.996 --> 00:20:08.082 What's with all those college brochures in your bedroom? 00:20:08.249 --> 00:20:10.376 What are you doing in my room? 00:20:12.045 --> 00:20:15.339 -I'm trying to keep my options open. -You don't need options. 00:20:15.507 --> 00:20:18.008 It is all taken care of. 00:20:18.176 --> 00:20:23.263 Look, son, we've been working on this program since you were 9 years old. 00:20:23.431 --> 00:20:25.933 You're gonna play USC football, graduate... 00:20:26.101 --> 00:20:29.978 ...and then you'll manage this business with me. Your future's set. 00:20:30.146 --> 00:20:33.148 So don't mess with the plan. All right? 00:20:33.817 --> 00:20:35.484 Wouldn't think of it. 00:20:35.652 --> 00:20:38.821 There's another customer. Go make them happy. 00:20:40.073 --> 00:20:41.240 [MAN WHISTLING] 00:20:41.408 --> 00:20:44.159 MAN: Yes, sir, here's your car. 00:20:44.828 --> 00:20:47.079 Well, you need a wax. 00:20:47.497 --> 00:20:50.791 -Excuse me? -I meant the car. 00:20:51.543 --> 00:20:53.210 Oh, fine. 00:20:53.420 --> 00:20:56.255 [CAR HORN PLAYS "BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLIC"] 00:20:56.423 --> 00:21:03.220 [CAR HORN PLAYS "DIXIE"] 00:21:04.514 --> 00:21:06.015 -Austin. -Hi. 00:21:06.182 --> 00:21:08.225 -We need our cars washed. -Yeah, look. 00:21:08.393 --> 00:21:10.019 Dirt. 00:21:10.186 --> 00:21:12.312 [GABRIELLAAND BRIANNA GIGGLING] 00:21:12.564 --> 00:21:14.481 AUSTIN: One second, ladies. All right. 00:21:14.649 --> 00:21:18.360 Take this inside when you're done. Thank you very much. 00:21:18.528 --> 00:21:21.363 GABRIELLA: Oh, my God, he is an angel. 00:21:21.531 --> 00:21:23.699 -He's so cute. -I know. 00:21:23.867 --> 00:21:27.745 So who'd you guys pay to make your cars so dirty? 00:21:27.912 --> 00:21:32.708 Excuse me? Like, what are you, the dirt police? 00:21:32.876 --> 00:21:34.626 Yeah. The dirt police. 00:21:34.794 --> 00:21:39.214 Like, excuse me, miss, do you know how fast your dirt was going? 00:21:39.382 --> 00:21:42.009 You should have stopped with the dirt police. 00:21:43.803 --> 00:21:46.764 You should get going, because our mom's looking for you. 00:21:46.931 --> 00:21:50.601 -Well, where is she? -She's at home, baking. 00:21:52.812 --> 00:21:55.564 SAM: You wanted to see me? -Yes. 00:21:57.817 --> 00:22:00.444 Oh, my-- Did you finish your errands? 00:22:00.612 --> 00:22:04.239 Because I need you to head to the diner and take the night shift. 00:22:04.491 --> 00:22:08.952 Tonight's my night off and it's the Halloween dance at school, so-- 00:22:09.120 --> 00:22:14.416 I know, but you need to stop being so self-centered and start thinking of others. 00:22:14.584 --> 00:22:18.003 Others need you to go to the diner and mop the floors tonight. 00:22:18.171 --> 00:22:21.632 But I really need to go to this dance, Fiona. I have to. 00:22:21.800 --> 00:22:24.718 You need to earn your tuition money for college. 00:22:24.886 --> 00:22:27.721 You gotta bus a lot of tables. 00:22:27.889 --> 00:22:30.099 I'm a straight-A student. 00:22:30.266 --> 00:22:33.686 I work seven days a week and I'm taking extra AP classes. 00:22:33.853 --> 00:22:38.899 I never asked you for anything. Please let me go to this dance. 00:22:39.984 --> 00:22:43.737 Sweetheart, now that you're old enough... 00:22:43.905 --> 00:22:46.407 ...there's something I've always wanted to tell you... 00:22:46.574 --> 00:22:48.575 ...and I think you're ready to hear it. 00:22:49.452 --> 00:22:52.663 You're not very pretty, and you're not very bright. 00:22:55.083 --> 00:22:56.792 I'm so glad we had that talk. 00:23:00.130 --> 00:23:01.797 [SCREAMS] 00:23:05.719 --> 00:23:07.845 BOY 1 : Man, you-- BOY 2: Scoot over, bro. 00:23:08.013 --> 00:23:10.973 BOY 1 : See if we can get a bigger table. GIRL: Move over. 00:23:11.266 --> 00:23:13.350 Oh.... 00:23:13.810 --> 00:23:15.185 You're in my way. 00:23:16.980 --> 00:23:21.483 It must be Halloween. Look what just flew in. The wicked witch of the Valley. 00:23:21.651 --> 00:23:22.693 [CHUCKLING] 00:23:22.986 --> 00:23:26.780 I知 gonna be picking up Gabriella and Brianna at the Halloween dance. 00:23:26.948 --> 00:23:30.492 -I値l be back by 1 2 sharp. -Okay. 00:23:32.620 --> 00:23:34.997 Ooh. Still got room in there, huh? 00:23:35.165 --> 00:23:39.960 Well, if it isn't little Betty Crocker from the 'hood. 00:23:40.128 --> 00:23:42.796 Don't you have something to do, like cleaning toilets? 00:23:42.964 --> 00:23:47.676 You know, I would, but I知 too busy running this place. But be my guest. 00:23:48.219 --> 00:23:53.140 I知 sorry, I can't, because I just got a $1 50 manicure. Silver palm trees. 00:23:55.060 --> 00:23:59.355 Keep it up, Fiona, and I知 gonna find a place to put my $6 pedicure. 00:23:59.689 --> 00:24:02.483 Where are your skates? That's part of the uniform. 00:24:02.650 --> 00:24:06.320 Fiona, if I wanted to look like a clown, I壇 join the circus. 00:24:06.488 --> 00:24:08.155 lf you were part of my circus... 00:24:08.323 --> 00:24:11.533 ...I壇 have you clean elephant butts with a Wet One. 00:24:11.701 --> 00:24:16.038 -I don't think you realize that I could-- -Fire me? Oh, please, go right ahead. 00:24:16.206 --> 00:24:19.833 And let's see how many customers you have left when you do. 00:24:20.919 --> 00:24:24.171 I am a very appealing person. 00:24:28.343 --> 00:24:30.636 Yeah, in your head. 00:24:34.891 --> 00:24:38.185 -"I知 a very appealing person." -"I知 a very appealing person." 00:24:38.353 --> 00:24:40.145 That woman can make a nun swear. 00:24:40.313 --> 00:24:44.650 I知 graduating a year early so I can be 3000 miles away in Princeton. 00:24:44.818 --> 00:24:50.572 You could go to the University of Mars and it still wouldn't be far enough. 00:24:50.824 --> 00:24:52.116 Honey, I知 desperate. 00:24:52.283 --> 00:24:54.743 -Can you cover that back booth? BOY: We're waiting. 00:24:54.911 --> 00:24:58.205 SHELBY: I can't eat anything here. -But-- 00:25:01.918 --> 00:25:05.087 I have the feeling I won't be able to get a Zone meal here. 00:25:05.255 --> 00:25:09.049 -I already ate. -Laxatives don't qualify as a food group. 00:25:09.676 --> 00:25:12.302 -Surprised you didn't know that. SHELBY: Stop it. 00:25:12.470 --> 00:25:15.180 Well, if it isn't diner girl. 00:25:15.348 --> 00:25:16.390 [LAUGHING] 00:25:16.558 --> 00:25:19.893 -What can I get you guys? -What can I get here that has no sugar... 00:25:20.061 --> 00:25:23.147 -...no carbs and is fat-free? -Water. 00:25:23.314 --> 00:25:26.608 DAVID: Water? Feisty. -Was that supposed to be a joke? 00:25:27.027 --> 00:25:28.402 It was funny. 00:25:28.570 --> 00:25:30.904 -I値l have a Voss. -Excuse me? 00:25:31.197 --> 00:25:34.116 -It's water. From Norway. SHELBY: She's the worst. 00:25:34.826 --> 00:25:37.327 Sorry, we only have water from the Valley. 00:25:37.620 --> 00:25:39.997 Oh, well, then I値l have an iced tea. 00:25:40.165 --> 00:25:42.499 Make that two. And I知 still waiting... 00:25:42.667 --> 00:25:45.753 -...on that breakfast burrito, diner girl. -See you. 00:25:45.920 --> 00:25:49.340 DAVID: Thank you. -She is so not getting a tip. 00:25:49.507 --> 00:25:53.594 Shelby, we really need to talk. Privately. 00:25:53.762 --> 00:25:57.765 Anything you say to me, you can say in front of my peeps. 00:26:00.060 --> 00:26:01.643 Okay. 00:26:02.729 --> 00:26:04.355 I wanna break up. 00:26:04.522 --> 00:26:05.773 -What? DAVID: Ouch. 00:26:05.940 --> 00:26:07.149 That was harsh. 00:26:07.317 --> 00:26:10.152 -Are you in love with somebody else? -I think so. 00:26:10.320 --> 00:26:12.154 MADISON: No way. DAVID: What? Who, bro? 00:26:12.322 --> 00:26:14.073 I don't know. 00:26:14.324 --> 00:26:18.577 -But we can still be-- -Don't say the word "friends." 00:26:18.745 --> 00:26:22.998 Fortunately for you, I知 gonna overlook this mental breakdown of yours. 00:26:23.166 --> 00:26:28.337 Look, just chill out. We're gonna go get ready for the dance, and I値l see you there. 00:26:30.131 --> 00:26:31.924 Later. Late. 00:26:32.092 --> 00:26:33.300 [CHUCKLING] 00:26:33.468 --> 00:26:36.679 -That went well, bro. -No, she took it well. 00:26:36.846 --> 00:26:39.473 Good looking out. 00:26:39.641 --> 00:26:42.518 DAVID: Later, diner girl. RYAN: Too late. 00:26:44.479 --> 00:26:46.563 Oh. Don't worry about it. 00:26:51.820 --> 00:26:55.489 You know, those kids remind me of why I used to fight in school. 00:26:58.576 --> 00:27:00.703 Have no fear. 00:27:01.496 --> 00:27:03.163 Zorro is here. 00:27:04.708 --> 00:27:08.168 And he's got the keys to his dad's Mercedes. 00:27:09.170 --> 00:27:11.171 You're going dressed as a bus girl? 00:27:11.339 --> 00:27:14.550 -Carter, I知 not going. -What do you mean, you're not going? 00:27:14.718 --> 00:27:18.470 Okay, sorry. Sorry. What about cyberdude? 00:27:18.638 --> 00:27:20.097 Cyberdude? 00:27:20.265 --> 00:27:22.599 That the boy that's been sending you love notes? 00:27:22.767 --> 00:27:25.936 -They're not love notes. They're e-mails. -Oh, okay. 00:27:26.104 --> 00:27:30.733 lf a man is taking his time to write down his feelings for you, it's a love note. 00:27:30.900 --> 00:27:33.569 You've got a secret admirer. 00:27:33.737 --> 00:27:37.114 And he wants to meet her tonight at the dance. 00:27:37.282 --> 00:27:40.075 -What are you still doing here? -I知 obeying orders. 00:27:40.243 --> 00:27:44.038 -Sam, this is your true love. -Well, true love is gonna have to wait. 00:27:44.205 --> 00:27:47.166 Oh, girl, please, save all that drama for the soap operas. 00:27:47.334 --> 00:27:48.751 You are going to that dance. 00:27:48.918 --> 00:27:51.253 Go ahead, girlfriend. 00:27:51.421 --> 00:27:56.633 I can't go. Fiona would kill me and then bring me back to clean up the mess. 00:27:56.801 --> 00:27:59.386 She's gonna have to go through me to hurt you. 00:27:59.554 --> 00:28:03.223 -Go, girlfriend. Do your thing. -Call me "girlfriend" one more time. 00:28:03.391 --> 00:28:04.767 Okay, sorry. 00:28:04.934 --> 00:28:08.479 Sam, your dad did not leave this earth wanting you to be unhappy. 00:28:08.646 --> 00:28:12.399 It's time for you to find your own bliss, starting with this dance. 00:28:12.567 --> 00:28:14.985 BOBBY: Sam, you need to listen to Rhonda. 00:28:15.153 --> 00:28:18.739 You're always studying, always working. Take some time for yourself. 00:28:18.907 --> 00:28:21.658 Yeah, why don't you go out and bust a move. 00:28:21.826 --> 00:28:26.163 -Put your freak on. -Whatever it is you kids do these days. 00:28:27.874 --> 00:28:31.335 You know what? You guys are right. I never do anything for myself. 00:28:31.586 --> 00:28:32.836 -No, you don't. BOBBY: True. 00:28:33.171 --> 00:28:34.922 And I deserve to have some fun. 00:28:35.090 --> 00:28:36.632 -That's right. BOBBY: Yeah. 00:28:36.800 --> 00:28:40.219 -I am gonna go to that dance. -Okay, great. 00:28:40.387 --> 00:28:43.389 And I am gonna meet my true love and I知 gonna dance all night. 00:28:43.556 --> 00:28:45.224 [CHEERING] 00:28:49.688 --> 00:28:52.147 -I can't go. -What? 00:28:52.315 --> 00:28:53.982 I don't have a costume. 00:28:55.819 --> 00:28:59.988 -But you will. Are you coming, Zorro? CARTER: Yes, ma'am. 00:29:00.740 --> 00:29:03.409 [KEYS RATTLING] 00:29:07.706 --> 00:29:10.374 Vernon. Sam needs a costume. 00:29:10.542 --> 00:29:13.168 No. No, Rhonda. I am closed. 00:29:13.336 --> 00:29:17.006 Come on, I値l give you free breakfast for a week. 00:29:18.008 --> 00:29:20.300 Make it a month. 00:29:21.553 --> 00:29:23.971 There's gotta be something here. 00:29:25.640 --> 00:29:27.057 There is this one. 00:29:28.810 --> 00:29:30.644 Ew. 00:29:31.021 --> 00:29:33.022 Perfect. 00:29:34.065 --> 00:29:36.567 -Ole! -No way. 00:29:39.154 --> 00:29:41.363 Hey, you're killing me here. 00:29:46.995 --> 00:29:49.038 Aloha. 00:29:49.205 --> 00:29:51.290 No, no. I got something. 00:29:55.045 --> 00:29:56.962 Bless you. 00:29:59.466 --> 00:30:01.884 Rhonda, this is hopeless. Oh. 00:30:08.183 --> 00:30:10.225 RHONDA: Vernon, let me see that mask. 00:30:14.731 --> 00:30:16.982 I don't have an outfit that goes with that. 00:30:17.150 --> 00:30:19.068 Yeah, but I do. 00:30:19.569 --> 00:30:21.987 [CARTER HUMMING] 00:30:29.245 --> 00:30:31.330 Rhonda, you sure do have a knack... 00:30:31.498 --> 00:30:34.917 ...for taking something simple and making it beautiful. 00:30:37.587 --> 00:30:40.881 Well, you ain't seen nothing yet. 00:30:42.842 --> 00:30:45.928 I was saving this dress for my next attempt down the aisle. 00:30:48.098 --> 00:30:50.057 Long story. 00:30:53.269 --> 00:30:55.771 It's beautiful. 00:30:56.481 --> 00:31:02.277 -Rhonda, I can't wear that. -Yes, you can. And you will. 00:31:02.696 --> 00:31:07.574 That dress has been in that box so long, it deserves a night out. 00:31:09.160 --> 00:31:10.452 SAM: Let's go. 00:31:10.620 --> 00:31:13.414 RHONDA: This is gonna look so good on you. 00:31:19.546 --> 00:31:20.713 [MUSIC PLAYING] 00:31:20.880 --> 00:31:23.340 ASTRID [OVER SPEAKER]: Welcome, high school seniors... 00:31:23.550 --> 00:31:25.467 ...to the Halloween homecoming dance. 00:31:25.635 --> 00:31:30.139 Tonight, our panel of esteemed teachers will use their years of higher education... 00:31:30.515 --> 00:31:33.434 ...to choose our homecoming prince and princess. 00:31:34.185 --> 00:31:37.438 In true L.A. fashion, it's not about who you are. 00:31:37.605 --> 00:31:42.776 It's about what you wear. Are you ready to crank it up? Yeah. 00:31:48.533 --> 00:31:51.326 I cannot believe I put you in charge of costumes. 00:31:51.494 --> 00:31:56.165 I told you Siamese cats, not Siamese twins. 00:31:56.332 --> 00:31:59.543 Are we having a catfight? 00:31:59.794 --> 00:32:01.170 [SCREAMING] 00:32:01.338 --> 00:32:06.258 [GROANING] 00:32:06.426 --> 00:32:07.885 [SNEEZES] 00:32:08.136 --> 00:32:09.470 [GROANS] 00:32:09.971 --> 00:32:11.305 CARTER: Welcome. RYAN: What up? 00:32:11.473 --> 00:32:14.266 -Sorry about your costume getting lost. -It's all good. 00:32:14.434 --> 00:32:17.394 No, it's not. We don't get to be the Three Musketeers. 00:32:17.562 --> 00:32:21.231 You get to be Prince Charming and we're the two wimps in wigs. 00:32:26.404 --> 00:32:28.989 Take the cape off already. You look amazing. 00:32:29.157 --> 00:32:32.910 -I知 sorry, I知 just freaking out here. -Listen, it's gonna be okay. 00:32:33.078 --> 00:32:36.205 -Hurry up, it's almost 11 . -Carter, wait. 00:32:36.373 --> 00:32:38.957 Remember, I have to be back in the diner by 1 2, okay? 00:32:39.125 --> 00:32:42.169 Okay, give me your cell phone. Come on, cell phone. 00:32:44.923 --> 00:32:49.468 Okay. All right, I知 going to set the alarm for a quarter to 1 2, okay? 00:32:49.636 --> 00:32:53.430 -Okay. -All right, there. Now, give me the cape. 00:32:53.598 --> 00:32:55.182 Come on, it's time. 00:32:56.101 --> 00:32:57.810 [PALMER & DUFF'S "THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE" PLAYS] 00:32:58.019 --> 00:33:00.104 [CHEERING] 00:33:14.411 --> 00:33:17.287 Sam, what are they all staring at? 00:34:01.750 --> 00:34:04.626 Love her dress. Hate her. 00:34:16.806 --> 00:34:19.475 Sam, don't worry, okay? 00:34:19.642 --> 00:34:25.314 Any guy would have to be completely insane not to like you, all right? 00:34:25.482 --> 00:34:28.359 I知 just gonna be standing right over here. Okay. 00:34:39.079 --> 00:34:41.747 TERRY: Do you know you're standing precisely... 00:34:41.915 --> 00:34:44.541 ...in the middle of the dance floor? 00:34:46.503 --> 00:34:50.923 Fate has brought us together right here at this anointed hour... 00:34:51.091 --> 00:34:53.342 ...under the shimmering disco ball. 00:34:55.178 --> 00:34:56.845 Terry. 00:34:57.263 --> 00:35:00.265 -Are you Nomad? -Nomad? 00:35:01.017 --> 00:35:06.146 Indeed. I have traveled through time and space to find you. 00:35:06.314 --> 00:35:08.524 Now join me in the mating dance of Zion. 00:35:15.198 --> 00:35:16.323 SAM: Terry, that's nice. 00:35:16.491 --> 00:35:19.243 [COOING] 00:35:19.911 --> 00:35:21.912 Hey, I know that girl from somewhere. 00:35:22.580 --> 00:35:24.665 Uh.... Uh.... 00:35:24.833 --> 00:35:29.253 -I知 thirsty. I gotta get some punch-- -Some libations for the fair maiden? 00:35:29.421 --> 00:35:31.588 Your wish is my command. 00:35:37.220 --> 00:35:39.930 I knew this was too good to be true. 00:35:42.475 --> 00:35:44.393 Princeton Girl? 00:35:50.859 --> 00:35:53.318 Austin Ames? 00:35:53.486 --> 00:35:57.322 -You're Nomad? -Yeah, I guess my costume doesn't do... 00:35:57.490 --> 00:36:02.077 -...a very good job at hiding who I am. -No, I know exactly who you are. 00:36:03.246 --> 00:36:06.623 I知 sorry. This was a really big mistake. I致e gotta go. 00:36:09.336 --> 00:36:11.712 Wait. Wait. 00:36:11.880 --> 00:36:13.964 Wait. It's not a mistake. 00:36:14.299 --> 00:36:19.595 -Don't you know who I am? -Of course I do. You're Princeton Girl. 00:36:19.763 --> 00:36:23.140 You're the girl I致e been waiting to meet. I know who you are. 00:36:23.308 --> 00:36:24.892 What's your name? 00:36:25.060 --> 00:36:27.936 Your sweet libations, my lady. 00:36:28.104 --> 00:36:30.356 Mr. Anderson. 00:36:30.982 --> 00:36:37.029 Austin Ames with my lady. A devastating blow. 00:36:37.572 --> 00:36:39.948 Aworthy opponent. 00:36:45.622 --> 00:36:50.000 -What about your girlfriend? -It's over. 00:36:59.219 --> 00:37:02.638 I guess you were expecting some guy who hangs out at Starbucks... 00:37:02.806 --> 00:37:06.642 -...and writes poetry. -Something like that. 00:37:06.935 --> 00:37:09.478 Come on, you're Austin Ames. 00:37:09.646 --> 00:37:12.439 You're football captain and student body president. 00:37:12.774 --> 00:37:17.361 And closet poet? You can't be both guys. 00:37:17.529 --> 00:37:20.989 -I知 not. -Then who are you? 00:37:23.159 --> 00:37:25.828 On September 7th, I wrote you: 00:37:25.995 --> 00:37:30.457 "I live in a world full of people pretending to be something they're not. 00:37:30.625 --> 00:37:34.545 -But when I talk to you--" -"I知 the guy I wanna be." 00:37:35.338 --> 00:37:38.007 Give me a chance to be that guy. 00:37:38.508 --> 00:37:41.051 Do you want to join me for a stroll outside? 00:37:41.219 --> 00:37:44.722 lf you wanna be voted homecoming prince, you'd better stay inside. 00:37:44.889 --> 00:37:47.683 I really don't care about becoming homecoming prince. 00:38:05.368 --> 00:38:06.869 [CHUCKLES] 00:38:08.413 --> 00:38:12.624 AUSTIN: So, Princeton Girl, would you tell me who you are if I guessed it right? 00:38:12.792 --> 00:38:16.003 SAM: Maybe. -Maybe? 00:38:16.171 --> 00:38:18.964 -Well, how about we play 20 questions. SAM: How about 1 0. 00:38:19.132 --> 00:38:20.716 I値l take what I can get. 00:38:23.636 --> 00:38:26.096 Okay, first question. 00:38:26.473 --> 00:38:29.391 You do actually go to North Valley High School, right? 00:38:29.559 --> 00:38:31.727 -Of course. -Look, I知 just checking. 00:38:31.895 --> 00:38:34.313 I mean, you never know with the Internet. 00:38:34.939 --> 00:38:37.149 Okay, next question. 00:38:39.110 --> 00:38:42.279 Were you disappointed when you found out that I was Nomad? 00:38:42.572 --> 00:38:47.409 -Be honest. -Surprisingly, no. 00:38:47.952 --> 00:38:50.704 Did you vote for me for student body president? 00:38:50.872 --> 00:38:54.041 -Surprisingly, yes. -Really? Hmm.... 00:38:55.585 --> 00:38:57.503 Okay, I got it. Given the choice... 00:38:57.671 --> 00:39:00.798 ...would you rather have a rice cake or a Big Mac? 00:39:00.965 --> 00:39:05.761 -A Big Mac. But what does that matter? -Well, I like a girl with a hearty appetite. 00:39:05.929 --> 00:39:09.431 And besides, you just eliminated about 50 percent of the girls in our class. 00:39:09.599 --> 00:39:11.475 [SAM GIGGLING] 00:39:16.606 --> 00:39:19.441 You'd think I壇 remember those eyes. 00:39:20.360 --> 00:39:22.444 You're so beautiful. 00:39:23.530 --> 00:39:24.988 Um.... 00:39:25.156 --> 00:39:27.408 Next question. 00:39:29.911 --> 00:39:31.120 What's up, girl? 00:39:31.287 --> 00:39:34.123 -What are you supposed to be? -A Three Musketeer. 00:39:34.290 --> 00:39:37.459 -You don't look like a candy bar. -Right. 00:39:37.627 --> 00:39:40.129 Look, now that you and Austin are toast... 00:39:40.463 --> 00:39:43.424 ...okay, why don't we have our own little party. 00:39:43.591 --> 00:39:46.635 -Back off, David. -Come on, Shelby. I know you like me. 00:39:46.803 --> 00:39:48.929 -No. Stop it. No. -I know-- I know it. 00:39:49.097 --> 00:39:50.806 -No, stop it. Stop. -Come on. 00:39:50.974 --> 00:39:54.309 The lady said, "Stop." 00:39:54.894 --> 00:39:56.311 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 00:39:56.479 --> 00:39:58.772 DAVID: Give me that! -Oh, God. 00:39:59.190 --> 00:40:01.483 I just saw your life flash before your eyes. 00:40:01.860 --> 00:40:07.156 Oh, yeah? Well, did you see the part where I run away? 00:40:13.288 --> 00:40:14.872 [STUDENTS SHRIEKING] 00:40:15.749 --> 00:40:18.500 -That was awesome. DAVID: Oh, you're dead, taco boy! 00:40:18.668 --> 00:40:20.502 CARTER: Ladies. 00:40:21.212 --> 00:40:26.675 DAVID: You're mine! CARTER: Move over, please. 00:40:27.677 --> 00:40:30.095 [CARTER SHRIEKING] 00:40:33.475 --> 00:40:34.975 [LAUGHS] 00:40:35.643 --> 00:40:37.353 -It's over, dude. -Oh, yeah? 00:40:37.520 --> 00:40:40.147 -Yeah. -Well, I hate to tell you this, dude... 00:40:40.315 --> 00:40:43.067 ...but I starred in Pirates of Penzance three times. 00:40:43.443 --> 00:40:46.320 -Oh, yeah? -Say hello to Act 2, Scene 1 . 00:40:51.618 --> 00:40:52.659 [GROANS] 00:41:03.296 --> 00:41:04.672 SAM: wow. 00:41:04.839 --> 00:41:05.881 [AUSTIN CHUCKLING] 00:41:06.716 --> 00:41:10.010 AUSTIN: lf I ask you to dance, does that count as a question? 00:41:10.220 --> 00:41:12.721 There's no music. 00:41:13.348 --> 00:41:15.057 So? 00:41:17.602 --> 00:41:20.521 [SAM GIGGLING] 00:41:26.111 --> 00:41:29.029 [GUITAR PLAYING EDWIN McCAIN'S "I鱈L BE"] 00:41:35.954 --> 00:41:39.164 [GIGGLING] 00:42:50.695 --> 00:42:53.197 All out of questions? 00:42:53.406 --> 00:42:55.991 Do you believe in love at first sight? 00:42:57.994 --> 00:42:59.370 I値l let you know. 00:43:02.082 --> 00:43:05.876 -But I致e seen you before? -Yes. 00:43:06.336 --> 00:43:10.714 Man. How could I have seen you before... 00:43:11.007 --> 00:43:12.675 ...and not know who you are now? 00:43:13.510 --> 00:43:17.179 Maybe you were looking, but you weren't really seeing. 00:43:18.098 --> 00:43:21.684 -You've got one more question left. -Okay. 00:43:24.813 --> 00:43:27.940 [CHUCKLING] 00:43:28.566 --> 00:43:30.734 Do you, Princeton Girl... 00:43:32.028 --> 00:43:35.531 ...feel like you made the right choice meeting me here tonight? 00:43:37.492 --> 00:43:39.284 I do. 00:43:40.161 --> 00:43:44.915 And do you, Austin Ames, ever wanna see me again after tonight? 00:43:47.210 --> 00:43:48.919 I壇 have to think about that. 00:43:51.715 --> 00:43:53.549 Absolutely. 00:44:01.683 --> 00:44:03.475 [CELL PHONE BEEPING] 00:44:03.852 --> 00:44:05.060 SAM: Not now. 00:44:05.228 --> 00:44:07.563 -What? -I致e gotta go. 00:44:07.772 --> 00:44:10.566 -You have a curfew or something? -Something like that. 00:44:10.734 --> 00:44:14.945 I知 sorry, but thank you. This has been the most amazing night. 00:44:16.239 --> 00:44:17.990 -Where are you going? -I知 late. 00:44:18.158 --> 00:44:21.410 -For what? -Reality. 00:44:32.589 --> 00:44:33.672 [MUSIC STOPS] 00:44:33.840 --> 00:44:36.300 I was right in the middle of a powerjam. 00:44:36.468 --> 00:44:39.678 -You totally harshed my mellow. -You'll get over it and live. 00:44:39.846 --> 00:44:43.891 Hello! It is almost midnight. 00:44:44.059 --> 00:44:47.978 And that means it's time to announce who we have selected.... 00:44:48.355 --> 00:44:50.773 DAVID: What's up? -Have you seen the girl I was with? 00:44:50.940 --> 00:44:53.108 No, I haven't seen her, but you missed it. 00:44:53.276 --> 00:44:55.277 I beat some kid's butt. It was crazy. 00:44:57.155 --> 00:44:59.448 WELLS: Now, the moment you've all been waiting for. 00:44:59.616 --> 00:45:03.118 -Carter? Carter. Carter, come on. -Your new North Valley High... 00:45:03.286 --> 00:45:05.329 ...homecoming prince and princess... 00:45:05.497 --> 00:45:09.291 -I知 gonna be late. -...are Prince Charming and Cinderella! 00:45:09.959 --> 00:45:12.795 It's you, bro. It's you. 00:45:14.631 --> 00:45:17.841 My dear, I must bid you adieu. I知 sorry. 00:45:18.009 --> 00:45:22.346 -A what? -I gotta go. I知 sorry. 00:45:22.889 --> 00:45:24.348 WELLS: Hurry up! 00:45:24.599 --> 00:45:25.641 [CROWD CHEERING] 00:45:25.809 --> 00:45:29.019 WELLS: Bravo! There he is, bravo! 00:45:29.187 --> 00:45:32.147 Looks like Cinderella is playing hard to get. 00:45:58.800 --> 00:46:00.384 SAM: I almost kissed Austin Ames! 00:46:00.552 --> 00:46:03.303 CARTER: I totally, totally kissed Shelby Cummings! 00:46:03.471 --> 00:46:08.183 Wait, so, what--? What did he say when he found out that you were you? 00:46:09.310 --> 00:46:12.104 He didn't say, because he didn't find out. 00:46:12.272 --> 00:46:14.815 You didn't tell him? Why not? 00:46:14.983 --> 00:46:18.152 Carter, I live in an attic, okay? 00:46:18.319 --> 00:46:23.532 I drive a beat-up old car, and he's expecting Malibu Barbie. 00:46:23.700 --> 00:46:26.368 I値l be doing him a favor if I just disappear. 00:46:27.037 --> 00:46:28.912 GABRIELLA: Shotgun. BRIANNA: I知 shotgun. 00:46:29.080 --> 00:46:30.622 GABRIELLA: Get in. -Stop pulling. 00:46:30.790 --> 00:46:33.542 FIONA: Where are your crowns? Where are your prizes? 00:46:33.710 --> 00:46:37.129 -Winners get prizes. -We didn't win, Mom. 00:46:37.297 --> 00:46:39.923 Some girl stole it from us. 00:46:40.383 --> 00:46:44.928 I am very, very, very, very upset about this. 00:46:45.722 --> 00:46:50.184 -You don't look upset. -It's the Botox. 00:46:50.352 --> 00:46:53.062 I can't show emotion for another hour and a half. 00:46:53.229 --> 00:46:56.857 CARTER: I told you she wanted me bad. SAM: Carter, just drive. 00:47:02.197 --> 00:47:03.739 -Spam? -Spam? 00:47:05.075 --> 00:47:06.909 BRIANNA & GABRIELLA: Mom! 00:47:07.077 --> 00:47:10.204 -It's Sam! Over there. -Over there. 00:47:10.538 --> 00:47:14.333 Hi, Mrs. Montgomery. 00:47:18.088 --> 00:47:21.674 -Mom, she was there. She's in the car. BRIANNA: We saw her, Mom. 00:47:21.841 --> 00:47:25.386 That's ridiculous. She's working tonight. 00:47:25.553 --> 00:47:28.305 -She would never disobey me. -She was there. 00:47:28.473 --> 00:47:30.265 GABRIELLA: She was. BRIANNA: In the car. 00:47:30.433 --> 00:47:31.892 -I-- FIONA: Shut your cat face. 00:47:35.230 --> 00:47:37.564 SAM: Did they see me? -No, I don't think so... 00:47:37.732 --> 00:47:41.443 ...but the wannabe Olsen twins might have. 00:47:41.653 --> 00:47:44.405 [HONKING] 00:47:47.033 --> 00:47:50.327 I know you wanna take care of this car, but can you step on it? 00:47:50.829 --> 00:47:54.873 In case you haven't noticed, I知 already going 38 in a 35-mile zone, Sam... 00:47:55.041 --> 00:47:57.251 ...so can you just lay off, please? 00:47:58.169 --> 00:48:00.129 GABRIELLA: Come on, catch up to them. 00:48:00.296 --> 00:48:03.674 Will you speed up? We've got to beat Sam back to the diner. 00:48:03.842 --> 00:48:07.469 Shut up, girls. We'll be back at the diner soon enough. 00:48:07.637 --> 00:48:09.513 Soon enough isn't soon enough! 00:48:10.140 --> 00:48:12.599 What are you doing? Take your paw off the gas! 00:48:12.767 --> 00:48:14.476 I can't. It's stuck! 00:48:14.728 --> 00:48:17.062 [SCREAMING] 00:48:28.366 --> 00:48:30.534 SAM: Go, go. 00:48:30.952 --> 00:48:33.078 Carter, you could've totally made that light. 00:48:33.246 --> 00:48:38.625 FYI, Sam, yellow means slow down, okay? Not speed up. 00:48:38.793 --> 00:48:42.421 I need The Fast and the Furious, not Driving Miss Daisy. 00:48:42.589 --> 00:48:43.881 [TIRES SCREECHING] 00:48:44.090 --> 00:48:45.341 [FIONA SCREAMING] 00:48:45.508 --> 00:48:48.635 BRIANNA: We're gonna die! 00:48:50.138 --> 00:48:52.973 -Was that...? -Uh-huh. 00:48:57.228 --> 00:49:01.148 GABRIELLA: Mother, stop! -We're gonna die! 00:49:01.358 --> 00:49:02.775 [HONKING] 00:49:15.205 --> 00:49:19.041 Uh-oh. I think I need to use the litter box. 00:49:19.209 --> 00:49:23.379 GABRIELLA: Ew. -Oh, my God. My face is back. 00:49:23.713 --> 00:49:25.547 [JUKEBOX PLAYING MUSIC] 00:49:28.551 --> 00:49:31.553 -Ha! I told you she wasn't here. BRIANNA: No dope. 00:49:31.721 --> 00:49:34.348 -Where is Sam? -What do you mean, where is Sam? 00:49:34.516 --> 00:49:37.017 -Where do you think she is? -She better be here. 00:49:37.185 --> 00:49:41.271 Fiona, I was gonna talk to you about something that I really-- Fiona, wait! 00:49:41.523 --> 00:49:45.734 I want my breasts done. Where did you get those? 00:49:45.902 --> 00:49:48.278 San Diego. Excuse me. 00:49:48.446 --> 00:49:52.241 Did you notice how shiny the floors are since we switched to Mr. Clean? 00:49:52.742 --> 00:49:57.871 -What are you, a commercial? Click. ELEANOR: Oh, mommy, oh. 00:49:58.039 --> 00:50:01.000 Fiona, I知 so glad you're here, because.... 00:50:01.167 --> 00:50:04.920 The fish. Nemo is no more. Smell. 00:50:05.088 --> 00:50:08.424 -There is a tear in one of the booths. -We were gonna tell you. 00:50:08.591 --> 00:50:10.759 What am I supposed to do with a dead fish? 00:50:10.969 --> 00:50:12.011 [BABBLING] 00:50:12.178 --> 00:50:14.263 FIONA: Everyone, shut up! 00:50:14.764 --> 00:50:18.183 When I find her, I知 gonna wring her-- 00:50:18.351 --> 00:50:20.144 Order's up. 00:50:21.604 --> 00:50:26.442 -Sam. What are you doing back there? -Just working on my cooking skills. 00:50:27.610 --> 00:50:30.612 Yeah, I was teaching her to make pancakes with salmon. 00:50:30.780 --> 00:50:33.073 How was the dance, girls? 00:50:34.492 --> 00:50:37.786 You know, something stinks around here. 00:50:37.954 --> 00:50:40.456 And it's not the fish. 00:50:43.126 --> 00:50:46.628 You're gonna get it. Come on, girls. 00:50:55.221 --> 00:50:59.975 We made it, and not a scratch. 00:51:05.231 --> 00:51:07.983 FIONA: Girls, come on. GABRIELLA: You bit me, you dumb face. 00:51:08.151 --> 00:51:10.486 FIONA: Car smells like bad cheese. GABRIELLA: Ow! 00:51:16.826 --> 00:51:19.828 BRIANNA: Don't put your dirty paws all over me. 00:51:23.458 --> 00:51:25.334 [GASPING] 00:51:25.543 --> 00:51:27.336 What is he doing here? 00:51:34.761 --> 00:51:38.055 Tonight must be my lucky night. Okay. 00:51:38.223 --> 00:51:40.599 [SCREECHING] 00:51:44.604 --> 00:51:46.480 [SCREAMING] 00:51:57.534 --> 00:51:58.909 Mrs. Montgomery... 00:52:00.912 --> 00:52:03.163 ...your sign hit my... 00:52:03.832 --> 00:52:05.624 ...car. 00:52:07.085 --> 00:52:08.335 [MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKER] 00:52:08.503 --> 00:52:11.380 ASTRID [OVER SPEAKER]: Here's your daily drought reminder: 00:52:11.548 --> 00:52:13.215 Only flush for number two. 00:52:13.383 --> 00:52:17.886 Austin Ames was crowned prince of the homecoming dance. 00:52:18.054 --> 00:52:21.140 Big shocker there. Didn't see that one coming. 00:52:21.307 --> 00:52:25.352 But the real mystery, though, is who was his princess? 00:52:25.520 --> 00:52:29.231 SAM: How long are you grounded for? CARTER: Well, how long is forever? 00:52:29.399 --> 00:52:32.067 -So you're not gonna tell Austin? -Come on, Carter. 00:52:32.235 --> 00:52:37.197 It's not like he'll pine for me. Trust me, he's forgotten all about Cinderella by now. 00:52:49.044 --> 00:52:51.754 CARTER: Yeah, he's obviously forgotten all about you. 00:52:57.093 --> 00:53:00.471 Dude, why are you going through all this trouble for one chick? 00:53:00.638 --> 00:53:04.683 Look, she's not just some chick, all right? She was real. 00:53:04.851 --> 00:53:08.395 -Real. Like, she still had her old nose. -No, real. 00:53:08.563 --> 00:53:11.357 A girl who has more on her mind than what she wears... 00:53:11.524 --> 00:53:13.609 ...or how much weight she wants to lose. 00:53:13.777 --> 00:53:15.778 -She listens to me. DAVID: Listens to you? 00:53:15.945 --> 00:53:19.865 Hey, brother, I listen to you, okay? I feel your pai-- 00:53:20.325 --> 00:53:24.620 -Hello, kitty. -Yeah, you're a great listener. 00:53:24.788 --> 00:53:27.122 -Well-- -Look, man, you found her cell phone. 00:53:27.290 --> 00:53:30.501 -You just gotta get some clue from that. -The phone's locked. 00:53:30.669 --> 00:53:34.171 I keep getting messages like, "I need you," and, "Come see me now." 00:53:34.339 --> 00:53:37.341 -Oh, dude, it's so hot. -See, that's what I thought. 00:53:37.967 --> 00:53:40.594 Until I got one that said, "Come fix fryer." 00:53:40.762 --> 00:53:43.514 Oh, dude, that's hot and kinky, baby. 00:53:43.682 --> 00:53:47.643 You know what I知 saying? Can I get one? Let me get a pound, baby. 00:53:48.812 --> 00:53:51.647 He's looking for you everywhere. Tell him it was you. 00:53:51.815 --> 00:53:54.525 Isn't it better to cling to what might've been... 00:53:54.693 --> 00:53:57.111 ...instead of ruining everything with reality? 00:53:57.278 --> 00:53:59.863 -You can't hide from him forever. -Not forever. 00:54:00.031 --> 00:54:03.784 Just until graduation, when I leave this place and never see him again. 00:54:03.952 --> 00:54:07.788 Okay, so, what about you, Zorro? When are you gonna tell Shelby? 00:54:07.956 --> 00:54:11.542 Well, I致e been thinking about doing just that, as a matter of fact. 00:54:11.710 --> 00:54:16.964 Right. Okay, so the day you tell Shelby it was you, I値l tell Austin it was me. 00:54:17.132 --> 00:54:19.550 -Deal. -Deal. 00:54:19.718 --> 00:54:21.885 Look in the yearbook again. 00:54:22.053 --> 00:54:24.513 Maybe she's foreign exchange. That's hot. 00:54:24.681 --> 00:54:28.183 Totally. That's, like-- That's, like, le hot. 00:54:28.351 --> 00:54:32.479 Look, there's no way I missed her. I mean, we had a connection. 00:54:40.530 --> 00:54:43.532 -Thanks. CARTER: Jeez, are you okay? 00:54:53.376 --> 00:54:56.587 GABRIELLA: Keep your legs straight. Straighter, straighter. 00:54:56.755 --> 00:55:02.176 What are you doing? Brianna! After the flip, it's the butterfly rollover. 00:55:02.344 --> 00:55:04.470 -No, it's not. It's mermaid plunge! -Yes! 00:55:04.637 --> 00:55:08.223 Oh, my God. I cannot wait for my solo career! 00:55:08.391 --> 00:55:10.726 When are we going solo? 00:55:10.894 --> 00:55:15.439 He was so mysterious, but really obvious at the same time. 00:55:15.607 --> 00:55:21.904 I mean, kind of dangerous, but very safe. And wild, but tame. 00:55:22.739 --> 00:55:25.157 GIRL: I知 gonna go change. 00:55:25.450 --> 00:55:28.243 I cannot believe you're gonna tell Shelby it was you. 00:55:28.453 --> 00:55:33.624 Sam, once she realizes that she's found her Zorro, okay, she'll be thrilled. 00:55:33.792 --> 00:55:38.128 -Now, watch and learn. -Good luck. 00:55:38.296 --> 00:55:42.257 -And, oh, my God, when I kissed him, l-- -Enough already. 00:55:43.134 --> 00:55:48.055 Madison, I think somebody's got a green monster on their back called Mr. Jealousy. 00:55:48.223 --> 00:55:53.769 -Shelby, baby, what's up? -And you are? 00:55:53.978 --> 00:55:55.854 [CHUCKLING] 00:55:56.022 --> 00:56:01.235 Yeah. Allow me to refresh your memory. 00:56:02.779 --> 00:56:07.282 -Zorro. -You mean zero. 00:56:07.450 --> 00:56:09.660 -Who is he? -That's Carter Farrell. 00:56:09.828 --> 00:56:12.162 He's the guy you cheat off of in Algebra ll. 00:56:12.622 --> 00:56:14.957 The freak who hums show tunes? 00:56:21.256 --> 00:56:22.673 BRIANNA: I知 in front. -Quit it. 00:56:22.841 --> 00:56:24.091 BRIANNA: Sorry. 00:56:24.259 --> 00:56:26.301 GABRIELLA: Let me in the front. -Listen. 00:56:26.469 --> 00:56:30.806 Last night I had a very bad cold, and I drank a whole bottle of Ny Quil. 00:56:30.974 --> 00:56:36.603 -I just wasn't myself. -But I thought we had, like, a connection. 00:56:37.230 --> 00:56:40.816 Okay. We don't have anything. 00:56:40.984 --> 00:56:44.987 We are from completely different classes of human. 00:56:45.155 --> 00:56:48.115 Let's go back to our usual lives, where we only mingle... 00:56:48.283 --> 00:56:51.660 ...when I copy you in Algebra II, okay? 00:56:53.538 --> 00:56:55.581 -"Okay?" GABRIELLA: We didn't rehearse it! 00:56:55.749 --> 00:56:57.249 [SCREAMING] 00:56:58.418 --> 00:57:00.753 [GIRLS LAUGHING] 00:57:00.920 --> 00:57:03.005 BRIANNA: Was that good? 00:57:04.799 --> 00:57:08.218 [WATER SLOSHING] 00:57:08.386 --> 00:57:09.636 You all right? 00:57:09.804 --> 00:57:13.891 lf she thinks she's still cheating off me, she's crazy. 00:57:14.059 --> 00:57:16.352 AUSTIN: I don't know about this. RYAN: Come on. 00:57:16.770 --> 00:57:19.063 -Just trust us. -We asked every girl... 00:57:19.230 --> 00:57:22.524 ...if they were with you at the dance. These said yes. 00:57:22.692 --> 00:57:27.279 -Oh, no. No, no, no. -Austin! Introduce me on the cell phone. 00:57:27.530 --> 00:57:30.199 -Guys, come on. -Sit down here. 00:57:30.367 --> 00:57:31.408 [GAME SHOW TUNE PLAYING] 00:57:31.576 --> 00:57:34.036 Okay! Austin Ames! 00:57:34.371 --> 00:57:37.956 Let's bring out bachelorette number one! 00:57:38.124 --> 00:57:41.877 She's a transfer from Woodland Hills, enjoys collecting puka shells... 00:57:42.045 --> 00:57:44.755 ...long walks on the beach and getting tubed. 00:57:44.923 --> 00:57:46.590 Pleased to meet you, Missy! 00:57:47.342 --> 00:57:50.344 -What's up, Austin? -Thanks for coming, Missy. 00:57:51.096 --> 00:57:54.098 -See you, dude. -You're dead. 00:57:54.265 --> 00:57:58.560 Okay, okay, let's bring out bachelorette number two! 00:57:58.728 --> 00:58:01.230 This little filly's into barbells... 00:58:01.398 --> 00:58:06.527 ...World War II and protein shakes. Here's Helga. 00:58:06.945 --> 00:58:08.737 Thank you. 00:58:09.572 --> 00:58:11.615 You are so dead. 00:58:11.866 --> 00:58:17.871 -Okay, okay, next up is-- -Enough, enough. Guys, come on. 00:58:19.124 --> 00:58:23.460 Look, you're beautiful, okay? But I知 not your prince. 00:58:23.628 --> 00:58:25.754 You'll meet him someday, but it's not me. 00:58:26.006 --> 00:58:27.589 BACHELORETTE: Thanks, Austin. 00:58:27.757 --> 00:58:31.385 -Uh-oh. Late entry. -David, you stop it right now. 00:58:31.553 --> 00:58:34.555 You're a bad boy, and that is a terrible shirt. 00:58:35.598 --> 00:58:38.058 Everybody, back to your class. 00:58:38.226 --> 00:58:40.019 Hi, Ryan. 00:58:40.270 --> 00:58:42.021 GIRL: That's not fair! 00:58:47.193 --> 00:58:53.032 Don't want that, don't want that, don't want that, don't want that. 00:58:54.325 --> 00:58:55.826 FIONA: Oh.... 00:59:05.337 --> 00:59:09.506 Accepted? Oh, this won't do. 00:59:12.552 --> 00:59:16.430 -Hey. Anything in the mail for me? -Oh, actually... 00:59:16.598 --> 00:59:19.975 ...there's a personalized letter here from Ed McMahon... 00:59:20.143 --> 00:59:23.020 ...saying you just won a million dollars. 00:59:23.188 --> 00:59:24.313 [LAUGHING] 00:59:24.481 --> 00:59:27.232 Don't spend it all in one place. 00:59:32.781 --> 00:59:35.157 Oh.... 00:59:38.161 --> 00:59:42.289 AUSTIN: I need to know who you are. I can't take my mind off you. 00:59:42.832 --> 00:59:44.833 Please tell me who you are. 00:59:50.757 --> 00:59:52.675 SAM: Okay. 00:59:54.094 --> 00:59:58.389 -My name is-- BRIANNA: Sam! 00:59:58.556 --> 01:00:02.810 -You missed the "Do Not Disturb" sign. -No, I saw it. 01:00:02.977 --> 01:00:06.021 So you almost done with my report? It's due Friday. 01:00:06.189 --> 01:00:08.649 -I知 working on it. -Well, hurry up. 01:00:08.983 --> 01:00:11.193 It makes me nervous to have to wait for it. 01:00:11.528 --> 01:00:14.947 imagine how nervous you'd be if you actually had to write it. 01:00:16.199 --> 01:00:18.367 My God, you're right. 01:00:18.535 --> 01:00:22.371 So this time, could you try to make it sound more like me? 01:00:22.539 --> 01:00:25.916 I知 so sick of having to explain why I sound so smart on paper... 01:00:26.084 --> 01:00:29.336 ...and so not smart not on paper. 01:00:29.879 --> 01:00:33.382 FIONA: Sam? Can you come downstairs? -I値l be right there. 01:00:33.675 --> 01:00:35.676 Now! 01:00:39.222 --> 01:00:41.432 I値l be right back. 01:00:41.975 --> 01:00:43.726 Hurry up. 01:00:51.276 --> 01:00:53.527 Huh-huh.... 01:00:57.115 --> 01:01:01.744 Huh.... Who the heck is Nomad? 01:01:05.373 --> 01:01:08.917 "Cinderella, are you not talking to me because you freaked... 01:01:09.085 --> 01:01:11.170 ...when you found out I知... 01:01:11.838 --> 01:01:14.757 ...Austin Ames?" 01:01:15.300 --> 01:01:19.011 Sam is Cinderella? 01:01:24.809 --> 01:01:29.605 AUSTIN: Wow. I got in. AMES: Austin! 01:01:29.773 --> 01:01:32.608 -Austin. -What? 01:01:34.861 --> 01:01:36.820 What's going on? 01:01:37.072 --> 01:01:38.906 Nothing. 01:01:39.866 --> 01:01:44.078 Let me guess. You're thinking, "Is USC really the right choice for me?" 01:01:44.245 --> 01:01:47.498 Well, yeah. I致e been thinking a lot about this and-- 01:01:47.665 --> 01:01:53.087 Don't worry about it. You're making the right choice, all right? 01:01:55.465 --> 01:01:57.132 [CAR BRAKES SQUEAKING] 01:01:57.634 --> 01:01:59.301 Okay. 01:01:59.469 --> 01:02:03.722 It's me, Austin. It's Cinderella, from the dance. 01:02:03.890 --> 01:02:07.267 Oh, you found me. 01:02:07.811 --> 01:02:09.645 Oh, no. 01:02:10.480 --> 01:02:14.274 "You see, Austin, I live in this world--" 01:02:14.442 --> 01:02:18.612 Full of people pretending to be something they're not. 01:02:18.780 --> 01:02:22.533 -Pretending-- -"I miss you. I don't want--" 01:02:22.701 --> 01:02:24.368 AUSTIN: I got it. 01:02:27.122 --> 01:02:29.707 -How are you doing? -Good. 01:02:32.961 --> 01:02:37.006 -Regular wash? -No, more like the royal treatment. 01:02:37.173 --> 01:02:40.634 I mean, that's what Cinderella would want. 01:02:41.177 --> 01:02:43.721 -What did you just say? -I知 her, Austin. 01:02:43.888 --> 01:02:46.890 I知 Cinderella, your dream girl. 01:02:47.058 --> 01:02:51.020 -You see, I live in a world full of-- GABRIELLA: You. 01:02:51.187 --> 01:02:54.106 What are you doing here? 01:02:54.858 --> 01:02:59.069 I知 Cinderella, coming to meet my prince. 01:02:59.571 --> 01:03:02.656 That's a little hard, considering I知 Cinderella. 01:03:02.824 --> 01:03:05.951 I mean, I知 the most "Cinderelly" Cinderella there ever was. 01:03:06.119 --> 01:03:09.204 Ladies, ladies, ladies. Look, I can settle this, all right? 01:03:09.372 --> 01:03:13.709 The girl that I met at the dance, she dropped something on her way out. 01:03:14.502 --> 01:03:17.838 -What was it? -Oh, that's easy. 01:03:18.006 --> 01:03:20.341 -A wallet. -No. 01:03:20.884 --> 01:03:25.596 -I meant a wallet-purse. -No. 01:03:25.764 --> 01:03:28.807 Oh. A fish. 01:03:29.517 --> 01:03:31.560 -A fish? -It was the first thing... 01:03:31.728 --> 01:03:35.230 ...that popped into my head. You said, "wallet-purse." What's that? 01:03:35.398 --> 01:03:38.442 -Austin? AUSTIN: Well. 01:03:40.153 --> 01:03:42.905 Look what you did. See? You always ruin everything. 01:03:43.073 --> 01:03:45.741 I was supposed to be Cinderella. I知 the oldest. 01:03:45.909 --> 01:03:52.081 By a minute and 26 seconds. And you never let me forget it! 01:03:55.669 --> 01:03:58.962 -Well, maybe this will help you remember. BRIANNA: No. 01:03:59.130 --> 01:04:00.756 GABRIELLA: Come here! 01:04:01.007 --> 01:04:02.049 [BRIANNA SCREAMS] 01:04:02.217 --> 01:04:04.134 You're dead. I知 gonna kill you! 01:04:04.302 --> 01:04:05.344 [BRIANNA SCREAMS] 01:04:10.058 --> 01:04:11.767 Bri? 01:04:15.814 --> 01:04:18.774 Oh, I知 gonna kill you! Get off! 01:04:19.943 --> 01:04:25.030 -That's what you get for stealing my idea! GIRL: Hey, Dad, isn't that our car? 01:04:25.198 --> 01:04:26.407 [GIRL GIGGLING] 01:04:26.616 --> 01:04:29.284 GABRIELLA: I hate you! BRIANNA: I hate you! 01:04:30.120 --> 01:04:33.789 [SCREAMING] 01:04:40.130 --> 01:04:42.131 -Oh, no! -Not the-- 01:04:42.298 --> 01:04:44.008 -Hot wax! -Hot wax! 01:04:44.592 --> 01:04:45.884 [SCREAMING] 01:04:46.052 --> 01:04:49.138 [BUZZING] 01:05:02.736 --> 01:05:06.613 [JOSH KELLY'S "TO MAKE YOU FEEL MY LOVE" PLAYING OVER SPEAKER] 01:05:07.282 --> 01:05:09.158 [BELL RINGING] 01:05:11.411 --> 01:05:14.621 [REGISTER CLICKING AND DINGING] 01:05:15.832 --> 01:05:18.042 MAN: Thank you. Have a good night. 01:05:21.338 --> 01:05:24.173 ELEANOR: Bobby, can I get two BLT's? BOBBY: It's coming. 01:05:26.051 --> 01:05:27.801 [MOUTHING] That's him. 01:05:28.011 --> 01:05:31.847 -[MOUTHS] That's good. Go over. -No. 01:05:32.015 --> 01:05:33.766 [ELEANOR CLEARS THROAT] 01:05:44.235 --> 01:05:46.028 Hey. 01:05:46.529 --> 01:05:48.489 Can I get you something? 01:05:49.949 --> 01:05:51.992 Do you know what bugs me? 01:05:53.244 --> 01:05:56.872 -People taking your order? -No. 01:05:57.040 --> 01:05:59.208 Taking people's orders. 01:05:59.376 --> 01:06:03.879 -Why would you do that? -You don't know my dad. 01:06:04.047 --> 01:06:09.051 Ugh. Sushi and doughnuts? Who does that? 01:06:10.136 --> 01:06:14.098 -I値l take a coffee. Thank you. MAN: Excuse me, miss? 01:06:16.768 --> 01:06:20.062 Do you ever feel like if you show someone who you really are... 01:06:20.230 --> 01:06:22.064 ...they won't accept you? 01:06:22.732 --> 01:06:25.401 Yeah. I do. 01:06:25.985 --> 01:06:29.446 Like being yourself isn't good enough. 01:06:30.573 --> 01:06:33.617 -Right. -Like you're wearing a mask. 01:06:35.078 --> 01:06:36.537 That's exactly how I feel. 01:06:38.623 --> 01:06:42.418 You just wanna be honest with this person and tell them, "It's me. 01:06:43.211 --> 01:06:45.629 I知 the one that you've been looking for." 01:06:45.797 --> 01:06:47.756 Yeah. 01:06:48.717 --> 01:06:50.592 Austin... 01:06:52.137 --> 01:06:53.595 -...I知-- FIONA: Sam! 01:06:55.306 --> 01:06:57.307 -One second. -No, now. 01:06:59.769 --> 01:07:02.104 No, it's cool, I gotta bounce. 01:07:06.443 --> 01:07:07.943 Oh, great, thank you so much. 01:07:08.111 --> 01:07:09.153 Oh. 01:07:10.780 --> 01:07:13.073 Thank you very much, Sam. 01:07:16.077 --> 01:07:17.619 You're welcome. 01:07:17.787 --> 01:07:21.123 ASTRID [OVER SPEAKER]: Bonjour, Fighting Frogs. Here's your daily reminder: 01:07:21.291 --> 01:07:25.252 Don't hose your lawn, your car, or anybody else, for that matter. 01:07:25.545 --> 01:07:28.297 And remember, tickets for the big game go on sale.... 01:07:28.465 --> 01:07:34.011 And then she told us that she was going to try to steal... 01:07:34.179 --> 01:07:37.306 ...Austin away from you if that was the last thing she did. 01:07:38.308 --> 01:07:42.102 Our stepsister has always been jealous of you. 01:07:44.481 --> 01:07:45.773 Go on. 01:07:45.940 --> 01:07:49.651 Well, that's when she invented this whole Cinderella plot. 01:07:50.070 --> 01:07:52.321 She got a hold of Austin's e-mail address... 01:07:52.489 --> 01:07:55.324 ...and that's when she started the whole affair. 01:07:55.492 --> 01:07:59.953 We wanted to tell you sooner, but she threatened to kill us. 01:08:00.121 --> 01:08:02.456 She's such a monster. 01:08:03.917 --> 01:08:07.461 Look, if you don't believe us, look at the e-mails. 01:08:07.837 --> 01:08:12.633 She goes by Princeton Girl 81 8, but her real name is Sam Montgomery. 01:08:12.967 --> 01:08:14.677 And we're Brianna and Gabriella. 01:08:15.428 --> 01:08:16.762 Ow. 01:08:18.181 --> 01:08:22.810 So that little boyfriend stealer thinks she can pull a fast one on me? 01:08:23.186 --> 01:08:26.230 Well, we'll just see about that. 01:08:34.114 --> 01:08:38.200 Austin was really late today and asked me if you'd read this announcement. 01:08:42.497 --> 01:08:43.747 "Cinderella... 01:08:44.040 --> 01:08:49.461 ...if you're listening, your prince wants to rendezvous with you after the pep rally." 01:08:50.005 --> 01:08:53.382 Nothing like a pep rally to warm up our prince. 01:08:55.802 --> 01:08:58.303 [BELL RINGING] 01:09:04.144 --> 01:09:07.521 Carter! I talked to him. And not as Cinderella. 01:09:07.689 --> 01:09:10.899 I talked to him as me, Sam, and he didn't hate me. 01:09:11.067 --> 01:09:13.027 So you told him everything? 01:09:13.194 --> 01:09:16.280 No, not everything. Not the part about me being Cinderella. 01:09:16.448 --> 01:09:20.409 But I知 gonna go tell him right after the pep rally. You coming, cowboy? 01:09:21.327 --> 01:09:24.538 -So you think I look like a real cowboy? -Sure. 01:09:25.749 --> 01:09:28.459 [CROWD CHEERING] 01:09:54.110 --> 01:09:56.945 -Who we gonna beat? ALL: The Lancers! 01:09:57.113 --> 01:09:59.281 -And when we gonna beat them? -Friday! 01:09:59.449 --> 01:10:02.117 Good news. I just got off the phone with Hank Cole. 01:10:02.285 --> 01:10:06.246 You play well on Friday, and your future is set at USC football. 01:10:07.624 --> 01:10:09.291 That's great, Dad. 01:10:10.460 --> 01:10:12.753 And who's gonna lead us to victory? 01:10:12.921 --> 01:10:15.339 ALL: Austin! BERG: I can't hear you! 01:10:15.507 --> 01:10:17.841 -Kill the Lancers! ALL: Austin! 01:10:18.343 --> 01:10:19.385 Yay! 01:10:22.180 --> 01:10:26.016 The cheerleaders have put together a skit to help get us in the spirit. 01:10:29.562 --> 01:10:31.230 BOY: I love you, Shelby! 01:10:31.398 --> 01:10:32.731 Thank you. 01:10:33.191 --> 01:10:37.486 "Once upon a time, there was a big, strong Fighting Frog. 01:10:38.279 --> 01:10:43.283 He had a beautiful girlfriend, and his dad owned the biggest pond in all the land. 01:10:44.285 --> 01:10:46.286 But he still wasn't happy. 01:10:46.496 --> 01:10:49.081 ALL: Aw.... 01:10:49.332 --> 01:10:52.501 lf only he can find a princess, then she could kiss him... 01:10:52.669 --> 01:10:56.547 ...turn him into a prince, and they would run away together. 01:10:56.756 --> 01:10:59.008 [LAUGHING] 01:11:00.343 --> 01:11:04.513 One night, after the slimy frog ditches his super-hot... 01:11:04.681 --> 01:11:08.350 ...senior-poll-most-popular girlfriend, he meets his princess." 01:11:08.518 --> 01:11:10.019 BRIANNA: Your highness. 01:11:12.856 --> 01:11:16.692 SHELBY: "Alas, it turned out that our frog not only had a secret identity... 01:11:16.860 --> 01:11:22.531 ...but also had a secret e-mail relationship with a pen pal named Princeton Girl." 01:11:23.366 --> 01:11:24.700 This isn't good. 01:11:24.868 --> 01:11:28.203 Dear Princeton Girl, I can't wait till we finally get to meet. 01:11:28.371 --> 01:11:30.873 You're the only one who understands the real me. 01:11:31.041 --> 01:11:33.417 The man who doesn't want to play USC football. 01:11:33.585 --> 01:11:36.879 But who wants to be at Princeton, with you. 01:11:37.213 --> 01:11:40.674 -What are they talking about? -Nothing. 01:11:40.842 --> 01:11:45.721 Dear Nomad, I want you to know who I am, but I知 scared! 01:11:46.598 --> 01:11:48.807 I知 scared that you'll reject me. 01:11:48.975 --> 01:11:53.187 And I致e never had a real kiss before. 01:11:54.522 --> 01:11:57.399 -I can't believe they're reading my e-mails. CARTER: Let's go. 01:11:57.567 --> 01:11:59.360 But our princess had a secret too. 01:11:59.527 --> 01:12:05.240 She wasn't royalty at all, but a geek, a loser, a servant girl. 01:12:08.620 --> 01:12:10.245 [SCREAMS] 01:12:10.914 --> 01:12:12.414 Yeah! 01:12:12.707 --> 01:12:14.792 Any ideas about this? 01:12:15.210 --> 01:12:16.251 [CHUCKLING] 01:12:17.253 --> 01:12:19.922 SHELBY: And who, may you ask, is this imposter? 01:12:20.090 --> 01:12:25.928 Give it up for the pretend princess, diner girl, Sam Montgomery! 01:12:31.768 --> 01:12:36.772 Diner girl! Diner girl! Diner girl! Diner girl! 01:12:36.981 --> 01:12:43.362 [STUDENTS CHANTING] 01:12:43.530 --> 01:12:45.489 CARTER: Come on. 01:13:06.344 --> 01:13:07.386 [KNOCKING] 01:13:07.554 --> 01:13:10.681 FIONA: Sam! -Go away! 01:13:11.391 --> 01:13:15.477 But, Sam, you've got a letter from Princeton. 01:13:22.819 --> 01:13:24.653 What does it say? 01:13:31.870 --> 01:13:33.162 I didn't get in. 01:13:34.539 --> 01:13:37.499 Oh, no! 01:13:38.501 --> 01:13:41.128 And you studied so hard. 01:13:41.504 --> 01:13:44.089 I can't believe I actually thought I had a chance. 01:13:44.257 --> 01:13:47.176 Sam, I知 heartbroken. 01:13:47.552 --> 01:13:50.637 Life can be so unfair. 01:13:51.639 --> 01:13:53.891 Well, just look at the bright side. 01:13:54.434 --> 01:13:58.020 You have a job at the diner for the rest of your life. 01:14:00.857 --> 01:14:02.858 You want a cookie? 01:14:05.904 --> 01:14:08.697 Mm. They're so moist. 01:15:20.979 --> 01:15:24.273 People like her don't belong in our world, Austin. 01:16:06.983 --> 01:16:08.942 Sam, what are you doing? 01:16:09.819 --> 01:16:12.321 I知 trying to get these floors clean. 01:16:14.199 --> 01:16:16.367 RHONDA: Come on, sweetie, get up. 01:16:17.285 --> 01:16:19.953 What I meant is, what are you doing with your life? 01:16:20.288 --> 01:16:24.333 I知 diner girl. I知 doing what diner girls do, Rhonda. 01:16:24.501 --> 01:16:28.712 Baby, what's gotten into you? You don't even realize how blessed you are. 01:16:28.880 --> 01:16:32.758 Look, you've got a whole family behind you. 01:16:34.344 --> 01:16:36.178 We have faith in you. 01:16:36.346 --> 01:16:38.305 And you gotta have faith in yourself. 01:16:59.911 --> 01:17:01.328 Mother! 01:17:01.496 --> 01:17:04.832 -Sam just ruined your wall. FIONA: What? 01:17:05.000 --> 01:17:09.211 Yes, you did. Well, that's gonna come out of your paycheck. 01:17:11.089 --> 01:17:13.590 And cover up those stupid words. 01:17:14.050 --> 01:17:18.846 "Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game." 01:17:20.056 --> 01:17:23.892 All right. I知 going off to get some more lipo. 01:17:24.060 --> 01:17:27.521 Come on, girls. Sam, I need you to clean the pool tonight. 01:17:27.897 --> 01:17:29.732 No. 01:17:34.863 --> 01:17:36.572 Excuse me? 01:17:36.740 --> 01:17:39.908 You heard me. I quit. 01:17:40.076 --> 01:17:44.747 I quit this job. I quit your family. And I知 moving out. 01:17:47.125 --> 01:17:48.834 [LAUGHING] 01:17:49.002 --> 01:17:52.087 Oh, and where are you gonna live? 01:17:52.422 --> 01:17:54.131 With me. 01:17:56.718 --> 01:17:58.844 You can't just walk out on me. 01:17:59.095 --> 01:18:00.346 You know what, Fiona? 01:18:00.513 --> 01:18:03.390 You can mess with your hair, your nose and your face... 01:18:03.558 --> 01:18:05.893 ...and you can even mess with my dad's diner. 01:18:06.269 --> 01:18:08.437 But you're through messing with me. 01:18:09.939 --> 01:18:11.273 Wait up, Sam. 01:18:11.441 --> 01:18:15.319 You take one more step, and you're fired. 01:18:15.487 --> 01:18:19.281 Oh, no, that won't be necessary, because I quit too. And you know what? 01:18:19.449 --> 01:18:24.620 The only reason why I put up with you all these years is because of that girl. 01:18:24.996 --> 01:18:28.957 Now that she's free of you, nothing is stopping me from kicking your butt. 01:18:29.292 --> 01:18:33.253 Come on, no. Not my face. It's much newer than the girls. Go for the girls! 01:18:33.421 --> 01:18:36.298 GABRIELLA: Mom! -Rhonda? Rhonda! 01:18:36.466 --> 01:18:38.509 She's not even worth it. 01:18:39.552 --> 01:18:40.594 [SCREAMS] 01:18:41.721 --> 01:18:44.306 -You're right. -You know what? I quit too. 01:18:44.557 --> 01:18:48.352 Me too. Hey, Rhonda. Eleanor. Hold up, I need a ride. 01:18:48.812 --> 01:18:50.437 See you. 01:18:52.315 --> 01:18:53.857 Well.... 01:18:54.859 --> 01:18:56.443 See you. 01:18:58.905 --> 01:19:00.781 Send me a bill. 01:19:04.452 --> 01:19:06.954 Fiona actually thought you were gonna slug her. 01:19:07.122 --> 01:19:08.997 I was gonna do more than that. 01:19:09.165 --> 01:19:11.583 I had no idea that you were that tough. 01:19:12.544 --> 01:19:15.045 Yeah, but I always knew that you were. 01:19:16.965 --> 01:19:18.465 Rhonda... 01:19:20.510 --> 01:19:22.678 ...are you sure that this is okay? 01:19:22.846 --> 01:19:25.889 Sam, I wouldn't have it any other way. 01:19:32.063 --> 01:19:35.065 I haven't felt this much at home in such a long time. 01:19:35.483 --> 01:19:37.985 I知 sure, compared to the Addams Family. 01:19:41.656 --> 01:19:44.867 -What's on your mind? -I gotta do something tonight. 01:19:45.035 --> 01:19:47.369 Don't wait up for me, okay? 01:19:49.372 --> 01:19:51.331 ANNOUNCER [OVER SPEAKER]: Welcome to the game... 01:19:51.499 --> 01:19:55.502 ...between the South Bay Lancers and the North Valley Fighting Frogs! 01:19:59.174 --> 01:20:04.636 Big welcome to all returning alumni to tonight's 38th annual homecoming game! 01:20:08.391 --> 01:20:10.893 PLAYER 1 : Check it! PLAYER 2: Chick at 3 o'clock! 01:20:12.187 --> 01:20:15.647 PLAYER 3: Hey, diner girl! PLAYER 1 : What's she doing in here? 01:20:17.734 --> 01:20:19.902 [PLAYER 4 WHISTLING] 01:20:22.405 --> 01:20:24.239 PLAYER 1 : What are you doing in here? 01:20:24.407 --> 01:20:26.075 Sam. 01:20:26.534 --> 01:20:29.411 -Okay, I know you think I知 just some-- -Coward? Phony? 01:20:29.579 --> 01:20:31.914 -Okay, just listen. -No, you listen. 01:20:32.123 --> 01:20:34.917 You turned out to be exactly who I thought you were. 01:20:35.085 --> 01:20:38.462 I never pretended to be somebody else. It's been me all along. 01:20:38.630 --> 01:20:41.632 And it was me who was hurt in front of everybody. 01:20:42.425 --> 01:20:46.428 Look, I didn't come here to yell at you, okay? 01:20:46.596 --> 01:20:50.849 I came to tell you I know what it feels like to be afraid to show who you are. 01:20:51.017 --> 01:20:52.810 I was. But I知 not anymore. 01:20:52.977 --> 01:20:56.105 And the thing is, I don't care what people think about me... 01:20:56.272 --> 01:21:00.317 ...because I believe in myself. And I know that things are gonna be okay. 01:21:00.485 --> 01:21:04.655 But even though I have no family and no job and no money for college... 01:21:04.823 --> 01:21:07.157 ...it's you that I feel sorry for. 01:21:07.742 --> 01:21:11.161 -Heads up. Yo, five minutes. -I知 coming. 01:21:12.539 --> 01:21:16.625 I know that guy that sent those e-mails is somewhere down inside of you. 01:21:16.793 --> 01:21:19.044 But I can't wait for him... 01:21:19.337 --> 01:21:22.965 ...because waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought. 01:21:23.133 --> 01:21:25.592 Useless and disappointing. 01:21:29.431 --> 01:21:31.140 AUSTIN: Sam. 01:21:31.641 --> 01:21:35.352 [PLAYERS SHOUTING] 01:21:43.069 --> 01:21:45.195 CARTER: Sam. SAM: Hey. What are you doing here? 01:21:45.363 --> 01:21:47.197 CARTER: Rhonda told me where you might be. 01:21:47.365 --> 01:21:49.992 I thought you could use a friend. Come here. 01:21:51.828 --> 01:21:55.164 Sam, I知 so proud of you. You did-- 01:21:55.331 --> 01:21:58.917 Your stepmom and Austin, all in one day. How do you feel? 01:21:59.085 --> 01:22:03.005 I値l let you know when I can catch my breath. Let's do something tonight. 01:22:03.173 --> 01:22:07.760 Well, I was actually thinking about going to the game... 01:22:07.927 --> 01:22:10.512 ...but I understand if you don't wanna do that. 01:22:11.348 --> 01:22:12.848 No, I値l go. 01:22:13.475 --> 01:22:15.517 Really? You'll go to the game? 01:22:16.019 --> 01:22:19.396 Yeah. I can handle it now. It'll be our first and last. 01:22:19.564 --> 01:22:22.858 And besides, if I don't go, who else is gonna explain the game to you? 01:22:23.026 --> 01:22:24.651 Yeah. 01:22:25.862 --> 01:22:29.198 SAM: I like what you're wearing. What character are you today? 01:22:29.366 --> 01:22:32.701 CARTER: Myself. -I think it's your best look. 01:22:32.869 --> 01:22:34.244 CARTER: Thank you. 01:22:35.705 --> 01:22:38.999 ANNOUNCER: Come on, everybody. Weren't they great? Let's hear it for them. 01:22:39.167 --> 01:22:41.126 Let's give our cheerleaders a big hand. 01:22:41.294 --> 01:22:42.836 -Make some noise. -Yeah. 01:22:43.004 --> 01:22:48.050 Austin and I are almost back together. It isn't official or anything, but it's on. 01:22:48.218 --> 01:22:49.635 SAM: Sorry, guys. CARTER: Sorry. 01:22:49.803 --> 01:22:54.014 ANNOUNCER: Okay, everybody. Get ready. Here they come! 01:22:54.182 --> 01:22:55.432 I知 glad you came, Sam. 01:22:55.600 --> 01:23:01.230 ANNOUNCER: The defending regional champions, your Fighting Frogs! 01:23:02.273 --> 01:23:03.315 Whoo! 01:23:04.651 --> 01:23:09.822 [MARCHING BAND PLAYING] 01:23:12.283 --> 01:23:14.827 ANNOUNCER: Both the Lancers and the Frogs enter the game... 01:23:14.994 --> 01:23:17.538 ...tied for the lead in the conference standings. 01:23:17.706 --> 01:23:20.499 The winner of tonight's game will advance to the playoffs... 01:23:20.667 --> 01:23:22.918 ...for the state championship. 01:23:24.713 --> 01:23:26.255 Austin. 01:23:27.215 --> 01:23:30.551 Austin. All right, buddy. This is the big one, all right? 01:23:30.719 --> 01:23:32.970 You stay focused and win it. 01:23:33.138 --> 01:23:35.597 -Everyone is counting on you. All right? MAN: Andy! 01:23:35.765 --> 01:23:38.559 Hey, Chuck! How you doing, pal? 01:23:38.768 --> 01:23:40.728 [CHEERLEADERS CHEERING] 01:23:40.895 --> 01:23:43.939 PLAYER 5: Let's do it again! One more time. 01:23:47.944 --> 01:24:05.878 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 01:24:07.547 --> 01:24:11.842 Down, set, 28 guarding, 28 guarding! 01:24:13.136 --> 01:24:14.803 Hike! 01:24:18.975 --> 01:24:20.225 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 01:24:20.393 --> 01:24:23.312 ANNOUNCER: The clock is stopped with nine seconds left in the game. 01:24:23.480 --> 01:24:28.192 -The Frogs need one touchdown to win. -I love football! I love football! 01:24:28.401 --> 01:24:31.737 Whoo! I love football! Whoo! 01:24:33.448 --> 01:24:39.036 CROWD [CHANTING]: Austin! Austin! Austin! Austin! Austin! 01:24:39.204 --> 01:24:43.540 [CHANTING] 01:24:49.923 --> 01:24:55.135 Carter, I thought that I could handle this, but I really can't. I知 gonna go. 01:25:01.267 --> 01:25:04.311 You know what? I値l tell you how it ends, okay? 01:25:04.479 --> 01:25:05.854 Okay. 01:25:06.773 --> 01:25:08.982 -Come on! -Do it, baby! 01:25:21.121 --> 01:25:24.790 This is the one. This is the one, Austin. This is the one. 01:25:33.550 --> 01:25:36.760 -Sorry, boys. AMES: Where are you going? 01:25:37.387 --> 01:25:38.721 What's he--? What is he--? 01:25:43.393 --> 01:25:44.518 What's the problem? 01:25:44.686 --> 01:25:47.062 -Whoa! What are you doing? -I知 out of here. 01:25:47.605 --> 01:25:50.441 What? You're throwing away your dream! 01:25:50.900 --> 01:25:53.402 No, Dad. I知 throwing away yours. 01:25:55.780 --> 01:25:58.198 It's your game now. Go get them. 01:26:02.078 --> 01:26:05.748 ANNOUNCER: Substituting For Ames is number 23, Ryan Henson. 01:26:06.082 --> 01:26:09.084 -Austin! -Austin! Get back here! 01:26:20.597 --> 01:26:22.890 Austin, what are you doing? 01:26:23.558 --> 01:26:25.768 Something I should've done a long time ago. 01:26:30.648 --> 01:26:33.817 [CROWD CHEERING] 01:26:49.167 --> 01:26:51.960 [THUNDER RUMBLES] 01:26:55.173 --> 01:26:57.383 Sorry I waited for the rain. 01:26:57.842 --> 01:26:59.385 It's okay. 01:27:02.722 --> 01:27:03.972 No! 01:27:05.600 --> 01:27:07.476 Oh, my God. 01:27:19.906 --> 01:27:21.782 [SCREAMING] 01:27:22.742 --> 01:27:27.204 ANNOUNCER: Touchdown! The Fighting Frogs won. They've done it. 01:27:27.539 --> 01:27:31.709 Oh, my.... You gotta love high school. 01:27:42.679 --> 01:27:44.388 SAM: So we won the big game that day. 01:27:44.556 --> 01:27:47.141 But what I remember most was I got my prince. 01:27:47.308 --> 01:27:49.309 And a really bad cold. 01:27:51.062 --> 01:27:54.481 After that, it was like everything fell into place. 01:28:09.539 --> 01:28:13.834 My dad was right. The fairy tale book did contain something important. 01:28:19.591 --> 01:28:22.217 RHONDA: Take this one and take the two cars in the front. 01:28:22.385 --> 01:28:25.054 I can pay for those parking tickets! 01:28:26.222 --> 01:28:28.223 Actually, I知 selling your cars, Fiona. 01:28:28.391 --> 01:28:30.642 -For college tuition money. -What? 01:28:30.810 --> 01:28:33.228 What gives you the idea you can sell our cars? 01:28:33.438 --> 01:28:36.857 -She owns them. -Exactly. I own them. 01:28:37.025 --> 01:28:40.903 I知 the county district attorney. Have you ever seen this before? 01:28:41.071 --> 01:28:43.364 I致e never seen that before. 01:28:44.449 --> 01:28:47.159 Isn't this your signature on the witness line? 01:28:48.244 --> 01:28:51.622 I have never seen my husband's hidden will before. 01:28:53.249 --> 01:28:56.460 I知 afraid you're gonna have to come downtown with me, ma'am. 01:28:59.047 --> 01:29:04.468 SAM: That will stated that the house, the diner and everything belonged to me. 01:29:05.887 --> 01:29:10.599 It turned out my stepsisters knew where Fiona had filed my real acceptance letter. 01:29:10.767 --> 01:29:12.267 GABRIELLA: I got it! 01:29:14.646 --> 01:29:17.856 SAM: My dad's diner was restored to its former glory. 01:29:20.735 --> 01:29:22.945 And my stepmother made a deal with the DA. 01:29:23.113 --> 01:29:26.615 She's working off her debt to society at Hal's... 01:29:27.367 --> 01:29:30.285 ...under the watchful eye of my new partner. 01:29:38.253 --> 01:29:41.755 And my stepsisters? They finally put their teamwork to good use. 01:29:41.923 --> 01:29:44.341 [SCREAMING] 01:29:48.513 --> 01:29:53.267 SAM: Austin's dad finally came around and got off his Trojan horse. 01:29:55.353 --> 01:29:57.646 Things even cleared up for Carter. 01:30:00.650 --> 01:30:04.319 Anything is possible if you just believe. 01:30:04.821 --> 01:30:07.197 SAM: He ended up filming a commercial. 01:30:08.324 --> 01:30:11.035 And in addition to landing that commercial... 01:30:12.037 --> 01:30:14.455 ...Carter also landed the girl. 01:30:22.547 --> 01:30:25.549 The San Fernando Valley was clear and beautiful... 01:30:25.717 --> 01:30:28.385 ...the way it only is after a big rainstorm. 01:30:31.056 --> 01:30:34.850 As for Austin and me, well, I finally got my cell phone back. 01:30:35.018 --> 01:30:39.188 We wound up going to Princeton together and lived happily ever after. 01:30:40.565 --> 01:30:44.026 At least for now. 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