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[man]
To the Bank of England! Quickly!

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Surround the building!

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You go that way! You go this way!

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- [whistle blowing]
- There he is!

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- Come on!
- After him, men!

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[shouting]

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[shouting]

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That way!

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- He came this way. I'm sure of it.
- Come on!

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Come on, mates! Keep up!

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Sorry, sir.

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[metal clanging]

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Today is the day I will finally achieve
what has been deemed impossible.

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Man can break
the 50-mile-per-hour speed barrier.

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And you're lucky
to be a part of it, Pierre.

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- It's Jean Michel, sir.
- Yes.

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We will make history.
Or we will die trying.

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- Die?
- This is very exciting.

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That's it!
I refuse to be catapulted,

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electrocuted, or have my internal organs
disrupted any longer!

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I quit!

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He is a very sick man!

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The electrocution was not my fault!

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You refused to wear
the rubber underpants!

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We're looking for a bank robber.

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Is there no man brave enough
to be my valet?

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Oh... Aah!

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[groans]

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I'm your new valet.

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Uh... I must commend
the valet service

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on their impeccable foresight.

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But they know I only
accept French valets.

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Yes. Oh! Oui! Oui!

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I come from a long line
of French valets.

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On my father's side.
Very, very French.

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- But your accent.
- My father French. Never speak.

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My mother Chinese and never shuts up.
All the children pick up her accent.

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[steam hissing]

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- [whistle blowing]
- Very well.

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Will you be willing to risk your life
to challenge the laws of physics?

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- Yes. Uh, and I can sing, too.
- Excellent. Pop this little hat on.

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- He's got to be in here.
- He's this way!

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[rumbling, hissing]

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And the throttle in your
right hand controls the speed.

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- How do I stop?
- Godspeed!

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Uh-uh-uh...

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Twenty-five miles per hour.
Yes, the pressure's stable-ish.

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We need more speed, man.

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Waah! Wee-yoo!

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Forty miles per hour.
Hang on in there, my good man.

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[screaming]

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- Forty-seven.
- [groaning]

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- Forty-eight.
- [whining]

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Forty-nine.

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Eureka! We've done it!

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[screaming]

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[screaming]

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Uh...

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Waaah!

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I say, I say. Uh, good morning.

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- I'm looking for a man with...
- Over here!

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There he is. There's my valet.

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- [screaming]
- [people screaming]

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Sorry! New valet.

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[screaming]

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Whoa!

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- [screaming]
- Whoa!

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- Good morning.
- Good morning.

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- [both screaming]
- You'll be able to let go any second.

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The pack will run out of steam

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in exactly three, two, one.

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- Now.
- [screaming]

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Look out!

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- That was incredible!
- We've broken the human speed barrier.

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[panting] Good-bye, sir.

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It's been very nice valeting for you.

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Let's... do it again soon.

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Please, wait!

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With you as my brave valet,
I can test all my inventions.

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No!

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[bobby] Spread out!

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- Cover that...
- Yes, yes.

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- I take the job.
- Splendid!

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I can't wait to present
my results to the Academy.

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[applause]

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[man] Too kind. Too kind. Thank you.

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And with this grant to develop
new applications for copper wire,

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Dr. Ramsey invented this.

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[gasps]

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Needless to say,
the Royal Academy of Science

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declared this crackpot
mentally incompetent,

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and he was duly dispatched
to a lunatic asylum.

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Sir. I have an urgent
announcement for you. Here.

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Don't just stand there. Read it.

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Oh. Um...

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"It is with great distress"

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that Scotland Yard announces

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"that the Bank of England...
has been robbed."

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[crowd gasps]

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My stolen Jade Buddha stolen?
You blighter!

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You gave me every assurance that
the Bank of England was impenetrable!

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Sir, sir, I said, "impregnable."

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It's the same thing, you idiot!

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- Please, please, not the quills!
- [shrieking]

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Lord Salisbury!

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Please contact General Fang
and inform her, no Buddha, no deal.

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To forgo your obligation would
be dishonorable, Lord Kelvin.

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A woman in the Royal Academy?

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The Jade Buddha was delivered
by us to the Bank of England.

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- What happens while in British hands...
- Is absolutely your concern.

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Colonel Kitchner,
chief of Scotland Yard,

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please inform General Fang

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what other items were stolen
from the bank.

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[whimpering] Nothing else.

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Exactly. It seems
your little land dispute

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has spilled over
onto our noble shore.

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Until the Jade Buddha
is back in my possession,

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you and your cause will receive no
British military assistance whatsoever.

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Kitchner.

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My agents will retrieve the Jade
Buddha once again, Lord Kelvin.

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This time, do not let it
slip through your fingers.

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A female general.

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What sort of pathetic man
takes orders from a woman?

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Cor!

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- Come away from here.
- [boy] Oh, Dad. Can't we stay?

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My wind-powered pulley system

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circulates the house with fresh air.

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Kitchen items are to be placed
on the white boat,

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and the blue is for laundry.

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But most importantly,
this supplies the house

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with a running current of electricity.

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Electricity.

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This is my comprehensive
data schedule and list of regulations.

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It's quite simple. You're never
to divert one iota from my plans.

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I must live my life
with total efficiency...

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to maximize my inventing capacity,

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thus enabling me to do
the most I can for mankind.

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Uh, Mr. Fogg, you are a noble,
precise gentleman.

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Thank you. Uh... Sorry.
What was your name? Ahem.

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Passport. Too.

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Passepartout.

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[whistles]

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[Passepartout] Bottled light.

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A miracle.

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Hardly.

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Just undiscovered science from
an American named Thomas Edison.

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It turns on with a whistle.

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- [whistles]
- [machinery winds down]

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- [Fogg] Please don't do that.
- [Fogg whistles]

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Ah, I see your eye is drawn

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to what I hope will one day
be my crowning achievement.

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A giant moth?

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- It's a flying machine.
- It can fly?

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Yes.

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No. But it will... one day.

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One day it will transport people
through the air.

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Perhaps over entire oceans.

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[whistles]

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Uh-oh.

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I'm going to have
to make a rule for this.

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Dear Father:

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I will find the fastest way
back to China...

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to make our village safe once again.

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[ringing]

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Passepartout?

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Departure for the Royal Academy
of Science in two minutes.

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Prepare my urban transport device.

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Prepare my urban transport device.

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It's the shoes
with little wheels on them.

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It's the shoes
with little wheels on them.

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Clear the way. Clear the way.

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Mr. Fogg coming through.
Watch out! Watch out!

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Excuse me. Out of way.

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- Gangway.
- Fogg's arrived.

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- Gangway. Ooh!
- Hey!

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That makes it exactly
ten minutes before noon.

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That will be all.

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Gentlemen.

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Today I have proved that man

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can break the 50-mile-per-hour
speed barrier

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without disrupting
his internal organs.

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[murmuring]

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Where is your Royal Academy
of Science authorization?

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What am I thinking? What a fool.

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That would mean that you
were a real scientist!

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[laughing]

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By your definition,
a real scientist's objective

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would be to prevent man from progress.

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We live in a golden age, Fogg.

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Everything worth discovering
has been discovered.

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Yet ridiculous dreamers
like you insist

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on a past filled with dinosaurs...

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and evolution.

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- [laughing]
- And on a future filled

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with motorized vehicles,

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radio waves,

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and flying machines!

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Confound it! The bloody
Bank of England is a madhouse!

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Rumor has it the bloke's a foreigner.
An Asian chap.

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Rumor has it the bloke's a foreigner.

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Nothing.

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Yes, I heard it was a Chinese fellow,
and he acted alone.

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[whispering]

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No. Actually,
they say he was Norwegian.

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[murmuring]

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In fact, though, it was a gang
of elderly Norwegians.

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I heard it from a very reliable source

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that it was a gang
of redheaded elderly Norwegians

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with very tiny feet.

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[murmuring]

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It's about time
someone robbed that bank.

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- [gasping]
- Like this very institution,

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the Bank of England is outdated.

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As usual, your contempt
for tradition is appalling.

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You rest on your traditions,
if you prefer,

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but, as with this bank robber,
progress waits for no one.

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So now you're an expert
on the bank thief as well.

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Give us the benefit
of your ineffable wisdom, Fogg.

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Twenty-six minutes ago,
a ship left Dover for Paris.

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From there, the thief
takes the Orient Express,

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where he transfers to a steamer,
from Istanbul to India.

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In little over a month,
that man could be in China.

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If we're to believe Fogg's calculations,
he will have circled the globe

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and returned to England in a fortnight.

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[laughing]

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Actually, by my calculations, it would
be closer to, uh, exactly 80 days.

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Outstanding idea.

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Well, then, Fogg,

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let's see you circumnavigate the world

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in 80 days.

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I... That would be
a fruitless use of my time.

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I'm on the verge of numerous...

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countless... scientific breakthroughs.

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You coward. Admit it.
It cannot be done.

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It can! I could do it.

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A wager.

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- £10,000.
- [clamoring]

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Unlike you and your colleagues,
money does not inspire me.

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I believe every man has his price.

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Even you, o noble Phileas Fogg.

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There must be something I could offer
that would be worthy of your time.

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There is. Your position as head
of the Royal Academy.

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[clamoring]

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I could lead Britain
and the rest of the world

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into a new age of progress
and discovery.

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[laughing]

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- Fair enough.
- What?

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I, Lord Kelvin, hereby vow

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to surrender my position as minister
of science to Phileas Fogg...

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- No!
- No! No!

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If he can circumnavigate
the globe...

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in no more than 80 days.

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But if he cannot,

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he must never set foot
in this academy again,

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he must tear down that abhorrent eyesore
he calls a laboratory,

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and he must swear...

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never to invent again.

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Just as I always suspected, Fogg.

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You promise so much, yet you deliver...

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oh, nothing.

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[laughing]

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- I'll take your wager.
- What did you say?

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I'll take your wager!

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He did it.

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Then it's done.

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A man who has never set foot
out of England circling the globe.

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[laughing]

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This is going to be rather amusing.

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History won't remember your amusement,
but it will be hard-pressed to forget

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the moment I'm standing on the very top
step of the Royal Academy of Science.

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- [bell tolls]
- By the strike of noon,

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after I, Phileas Fogg,
have traveled around the world

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in 80 days!

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[cheering, applause]

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[Fogg] Oh, dear.

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Mr. Fogg, we all pack and ready to go.
Mr. Fogg, are you in here?

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[crowd chanting]
Phileas! Phileas! Phileas!

00:19:13.519 --> 00:19:16.215
- Uh...
- Mr. Fogg, are you well, sir?

00:19:16.322 --> 00:19:18.119
Huh?

00:19:18.191 --> 00:19:20.125
Uh, Passepartout.

00:19:21.227 --> 00:19:24.196
Would you... sit with me a moment?

00:19:29.802 --> 00:19:30.894
Yes, sir.

00:19:36.276 --> 00:19:39.677
I risked everything,
my entire life's work.

00:19:40.980 --> 00:19:44.006
For something you believe in.

00:19:44.083 --> 00:19:47.109
Nothing could make
more sense than that, sir.

00:19:52.525 --> 00:19:54.425
You are honorable, Passepartout.

00:19:55.695 --> 00:19:59.290
But I'm afraid this was
a calamitous lapse of judgment.

00:20:03.569 --> 00:20:05.264
- Mr. Fogg?
- Yes?

00:20:05.972 --> 00:20:08.839
- Let your family...
- There is no one left to tell.

00:20:10.243 --> 00:20:13.508
This house and my inventions
are all I have.

00:20:18.051 --> 00:20:23.148
And a brave French valet that will help
you make it around the world in 80 days.

00:20:27.894 --> 00:20:30.761
- You really believe we can succeed?
- Yes.

00:20:31.397 --> 00:20:34.195
Yes. Yes. Yes!

00:20:34.267 --> 00:20:37.259
You're mad. We'll be sliced to pieces
before we reach India.

00:20:40.206 --> 00:20:41.639
[man] We're with you, sir!

00:20:45.144 --> 00:20:46.839
Good luck!

00:20:51.684 --> 00:20:53.515
Halt!

00:20:56.289 --> 00:20:59.850
- Quite a contraption here, Mr. Fogg.
- Thank you, Inspector.

00:20:59.959 --> 00:21:05.761
But I'm afraid I'm gonna have to detain
you and your valet until further notice.

00:21:05.832 --> 00:21:10.235
This here doohickey is in violation
of the city's new vehicle code.

00:21:10.937 --> 00:21:12.495
Vehicle code?

00:21:12.572 --> 00:21:14.335
Code 431.

00:21:14.407 --> 00:21:18.503
All vehicles
must be powered by horses.

00:21:18.578 --> 00:21:22.412
Or other indigenous
quadruped creatures of the like,

00:21:22.482 --> 00:21:24.347
excluding giraffes and...

00:21:24.417 --> 00:21:26.009
You're driveling. Stand aside.

00:21:26.119 --> 00:21:28.679
I'm about to embark upon
a journey around the world.

00:21:28.788 --> 00:21:31.279
Not in this monstrosity,
you're not. No!

00:21:31.391 --> 00:21:33.325
- Mm-mm.
- That's hot.

00:21:34.160 --> 00:21:36.025
It's... Ow!

00:21:39.065 --> 00:21:42.193
[shrieking, blubbering]

00:21:44.904 --> 00:21:47.395
- [loud crash]
- [crowd moans]

00:21:47.473 --> 00:21:50.271
Time to go.
We have a boat to catch.

00:21:50.343 --> 00:21:53.779
Stealing a police vehicle is not
an acceptable way to begin our journey.

00:21:53.846 --> 00:21:56.041
- Not stealing. Borrowing.
- Excuse us.

00:21:56.115 --> 00:21:59.107
We're borrowing this vehicle
to catch our ship to Paris,

00:21:59.185 --> 00:22:01.949
if someone could inform
the appropriate authorities.

00:22:11.130 --> 00:22:14.293
Bloody hell! Me brain's leakin'!

00:22:15.068 --> 00:22:16.126
[shrieks]

00:22:17.603 --> 00:22:19.195
Ahh! Damn that nincompoop Fix.

00:22:19.272 --> 00:22:21.797
What's the point of hiring
a corrupt police officer

00:22:21.874 --> 00:22:24.342
if he can't abuse the law properly?

00:22:24.410 --> 00:22:25.843
- Kitchner.
- Sir!

00:22:25.912 --> 00:22:27.846
Tell Fix to pack his bags.

00:22:27.914 --> 00:22:29.939
- He's going on a trip.
- Right away, sir.

00:22:30.683 --> 00:22:33.311
[speaking Chinese]

00:23:10.957 --> 00:23:14.449
[ship's whistle blowing]

00:23:20.233 --> 00:23:21.325
Hmm. Smart man.

00:23:21.400 --> 00:23:23.868
Passepartout, tell this
impudent fellow we must

00:23:23.936 --> 00:23:28.339
leave within six and a half hours, or we
miss our connection in Constantinople.

00:23:28.407 --> 00:23:31.308
Yes, sir. Please.
We are in a great hurry.

00:23:31.377 --> 00:23:32.639
- Passepartout?
- Yes?

00:23:32.712 --> 00:23:34.771
In French.

00:23:39.018 --> 00:23:40.383
[sighs]

00:23:40.486 --> 00:23:42.351
Sacre bleu, la champignon,

00:23:42.421 --> 00:23:46.653
chateau, bien, françoise, voilà,
ooh-la-la, foie de gras.

00:23:53.099 --> 00:23:54.794
- What did he say?
- Uh...

00:23:55.801 --> 00:23:56.825
He say...

00:24:04.610 --> 00:24:06.840
- What?
- He says not to worry.

00:24:06.913 --> 00:24:11.009
The next train will leave in five hours.
Good time for sightseeing.

00:24:11.083 --> 00:24:14.678
Passepartout, this is
a scientific expedition, not a holiday!

00:24:14.787 --> 00:24:16.846
I will not miss this train.

00:24:16.956 --> 00:24:18.480
[bell jingles]

00:24:18.591 --> 00:24:20.491
Ah!

00:24:20.560 --> 00:24:22.289
- Very amazing.
- What?

00:24:22.361 --> 00:24:23.953
What does it say?

00:24:24.030 --> 00:24:26.430
Eddie Thomason will be
showing his inventions.

00:24:26.499 --> 00:24:28.729
Thomas Edison? Here in Paris?

00:24:28.801 --> 00:24:31.793
What a chance for you
to meet another great inventor.

00:24:31.871 --> 00:24:35.534
I would quite like to tell him
about my whistle modification.

00:24:35.608 --> 00:24:36.734
Good idea.

00:24:41.814 --> 00:24:44.282
See? Exposition. Science.

00:24:49.956 --> 00:24:51.253
[speaking Chinese]

00:24:57.964 --> 00:25:00.831
I assure you these are not
the works of Thomas Edison.

00:25:00.900 --> 00:25:03.425
Uh, I think he is
somewhere around here.

00:25:03.970 --> 00:25:07.838
Wait a moment. This isn't science.

00:25:08.641 --> 00:25:10.370
This is art.

00:25:10.443 --> 00:25:11.876
- Yeah.
- Hmm.

00:25:11.944 --> 00:25:14.139
That painting is highly inaccurate.

00:25:14.213 --> 00:25:16.977
[woman] It's not
supposed to be accurate.

00:25:18.117 --> 00:25:22.053
The artist views reality
through imagination

00:25:22.121 --> 00:25:25.352
rather than simply recording it.

00:25:25.424 --> 00:25:28.120
It is called "impressionism."

00:25:29.495 --> 00:25:32.692
Well, um, I'm not impressed.

00:25:32.765 --> 00:25:36.326
Trees are not violet,
grass is not charcoal,

00:25:36.402 --> 00:25:38.267
and a man cannot...

00:25:48.981 --> 00:25:50.448
fly.

00:25:50.516 --> 00:25:52.507
You feel something.

00:25:53.052 --> 00:25:54.849
You dream of flying.

00:25:54.954 --> 00:25:57.650
Or of naked men.

00:25:57.723 --> 00:26:00.191
- Sometimes.
- Ah.

00:26:00.259 --> 00:26:03.422
The flying. N-N-Not the men.

00:26:03.496 --> 00:26:06.431
I am glad you like my painting.
Monique La Roche.

00:26:06.499 --> 00:26:10.731
Phileas Fogg. I must say, it's a lot
better than these amateurs.

00:26:10.803 --> 00:26:12.862
What did he say?

00:26:15.508 --> 00:26:18.238
- Oh, no.
- [speaking French]

00:26:18.311 --> 00:26:20.404
[clears throat]

00:26:22.782 --> 00:26:25.444
[speaking French]

00:26:30.156 --> 00:26:31.453
Non.

00:26:47.440 --> 00:26:50.273
Goodness. What was that all about?

00:26:50.343 --> 00:26:54.279
Well, a wealthy gentleman
bought my painting for a lot of money.

00:26:55.014 --> 00:26:56.811
Champagne for everyone!

00:27:04.323 --> 00:27:06.257
[shouting in Chinese]

00:27:10.062 --> 00:27:14.123
I'm still looking for Mr. Eddie.
Nice painting.

00:27:16.836 --> 00:27:19.532
Have you considered
a career in schematic drawing?

00:27:20.239 --> 00:27:22.935
No. It would be far too limiting.

00:27:23.008 --> 00:27:25.306
At least your work
shows genuine promise.

00:27:26.746 --> 00:27:30.682
Thank you. Those I painted
many months ago.

00:27:30.750 --> 00:27:32.684
I was lacking inspiration.

00:27:32.785 --> 00:27:36.380
I found some men
to help me find Mr. "Edimon."

00:27:37.523 --> 00:27:40.458
- This way.
- Thank you. Thank you.

00:27:40.526 --> 00:27:42.221
[shouting in Chinese]

00:27:42.294 --> 00:27:43.625
He's very eager.

00:27:45.798 --> 00:27:47.197
[shouting] Get him!

00:27:54.974 --> 00:27:58.967
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Oh, it's terrible, no?

00:27:59.044 --> 00:28:00.568
No, no, it's...

00:28:00.646 --> 00:28:01.908
- clever.
- Oh.

00:28:01.981 --> 00:28:03.175
Hmm. Yes.

00:28:03.682 --> 00:28:05.172
- He's a clown.
- Mm-hmm.

00:28:05.284 --> 00:28:07.309
And yet...

00:28:07.420 --> 00:28:09.615
he's incredibly angry.

00:28:09.722 --> 00:28:13.158
The irony is, uh, terrifying.

00:28:13.259 --> 00:28:15.227
- Is that good?
- Is it?

00:28:44.690 --> 00:28:46.089
Ah, this is interesting.

00:28:47.526 --> 00:28:50.689
Without opposable thumbs,
a dog could never play poker.

00:28:50.763 --> 00:28:52.993
Yes, they can.

00:28:53.065 --> 00:28:55.056
Where have you seen
a dog playing poker?

00:28:55.935 --> 00:28:57.698
Right there.

00:29:31.036 --> 00:29:33.300
Perhaps I'm not the best judge.

00:29:33.372 --> 00:29:35.567
[screaming]

00:29:35.641 --> 00:29:38.769
Bandits! They come to take away
all the paintings!

00:29:48.787 --> 00:29:52.086
- Quickly! Come this way!
- Passepartout!

00:29:54.693 --> 00:29:55.921
Go, go, go!

00:30:17.550 --> 00:30:21.953
Thank you, Miss La Roche.
You may just have saved our trip.

00:30:22.021 --> 00:30:24.512
- There you are.
- I would, uh...

00:30:24.623 --> 00:30:27.387
- I would like to repay you.
- Take me with you.

00:30:27.459 --> 00:30:31.190
- What?
- I'm stifled here. Pigeonholed.

00:30:31.263 --> 00:30:34.892
They think of me only
as a coat-check girl!

00:30:34.967 --> 00:30:38.459
- Why?
- Because I am the coat-check girl.

00:30:38.904 --> 00:30:40.098
- Ah.
- Look.

00:30:40.172 --> 00:30:42.800
The leading art critic in Paris.

00:30:42.875 --> 00:30:45.366
Look what he wrote
about one of my paintings.

00:30:46.412 --> 00:30:49.381
- I can't read this. It's French.
- I wish I couldn't.

00:30:49.448 --> 00:30:51.143
Why do you carry it?

00:30:51.216 --> 00:30:56.176
When I do succeed,
I can throw it in his face, but for now,

00:30:56.255 --> 00:30:59.224
I need a world journey to inspire me.

00:31:03.195 --> 00:31:06.494
I'm inspired to get us
back on schedule.

00:31:07.933 --> 00:31:12.029
Let's see. Wind velocity
approximately twelve knots,

00:31:12.104 --> 00:31:14.868
factoring in air density...

00:31:14.940 --> 00:31:16.202
Outstanding!

00:31:16.275 --> 00:31:19.540
Passepartout, onward! Ah.

00:31:26.652 --> 00:31:29.712
There we go. Passepartout,
tell him to keep the change.

00:31:29.822 --> 00:31:32.222
Uh... [indistinct French]
fromage, por favor.

00:31:33.692 --> 00:31:35.887
We are going around
the world in 80 days!

00:31:35.961 --> 00:31:39.124
[speaking French]

00:31:41.700 --> 00:31:43.827
The balloon cannot
support all this weight!

00:31:43.936 --> 00:31:46.404
Your hot air should compensate, no?

00:31:46.438 --> 00:31:48.463
- Get off!
- [shouting]

00:31:56.115 --> 00:31:58.948
- What are they doing?
- They're being disorderly.

00:31:59.018 --> 00:32:01.043
Hey! Let go! Let go!

00:32:01.153 --> 00:32:05.954
Hey! Passepartout!
My valise! It has all my money in it.

00:32:09.995 --> 00:32:12.930
- [Monique shrieks]
- [screams]

00:32:17.703 --> 00:32:20.069
Hey, lady, lady, lady! It's my bag.

00:32:20.139 --> 00:32:22.073
No, that is my bag.

00:32:22.141 --> 00:32:24.735
No, that's not your bag. It's my bag!

00:32:24.810 --> 00:32:25.868
- No!
- You crazy.

00:32:25.944 --> 00:32:27.434
Yes.

00:32:27.513 --> 00:32:31.381
[yelling, laughing] That tickles!

00:32:34.520 --> 00:32:36.385
[speaking Chinese]

00:32:38.323 --> 00:32:39.756
You took my bag.

00:32:39.825 --> 00:32:41.656
Mr. Fogg! [Grunts]

00:32:43.062 --> 00:32:44.290
- Good catch!
- Thank you.

00:32:47.266 --> 00:32:51.327
- [yelling]
- [people screaming]

00:32:51.403 --> 00:32:53.098
- [shouting]
- [grunting]

00:32:57.242 --> 00:32:58.470
Ooh!

00:33:02.314 --> 00:33:04.407
Those are the gallery bandits.

00:33:13.025 --> 00:33:15.118
[chuckling] Oh, yes!

00:33:15.728 --> 00:33:17.195
Ah.

00:33:22.167 --> 00:33:25.603
He stole my purse!
This devil stole my purse!

00:33:49.161 --> 00:33:51.652
My bag! He took my... Ah!

00:33:52.931 --> 00:33:56.799
- We've stolen that old lady's purse.
- Huh. Here.

00:33:59.872 --> 00:34:04.104
We must help Passepartout.
How do I make this go lower?

00:34:04.176 --> 00:34:06.906
What are you doing?
Decrease the overall weight...

00:34:06.979 --> 00:34:09.209
- That's not going to work.
- Yes, it is.

00:34:13.352 --> 00:34:15.149
Physics, no?

00:34:15.254 --> 00:34:17.085
Yes.

00:34:27.566 --> 00:34:29.431
[yelling]

00:34:31.403 --> 00:34:33.394
Ahhh...

00:34:33.472 --> 00:34:35.770
Ooh! Ay! Owww.

00:34:45.784 --> 00:34:47.012
Bonjour.

00:34:47.119 --> 00:34:50.179
- [women laughing]
- Bonjour.

00:34:51.156 --> 00:34:53.147
- Eh?
- Bye-bye!

00:35:00.933 --> 00:35:03.163
Wake up, lady! Wake up, lady!

00:35:04.303 --> 00:35:06.237
[onlookers shriek]

00:35:07.639 --> 00:35:10.073
Wake up! Lady, wake up!

00:35:13.378 --> 00:35:14.675
[gasps]

00:35:19.184 --> 00:35:21.015
- Bye, mama.
- Merci.

00:35:21.119 --> 00:35:22.086
Bye, baby.

00:35:24.656 --> 00:35:26.647
- Ohh...
- [screaming]

00:35:33.265 --> 00:35:36.234
Very impressive. I'd have let go by now.

00:35:41.173 --> 00:35:43.664
The statue's grabbing his trousers.

00:35:43.775 --> 00:35:45.902
I don't think it's doing it on purpose.

00:35:59.224 --> 00:36:02.523
- Oh, dear.
- [screaming]

00:36:11.670 --> 00:36:14.503
[Passepartout] Help!

00:36:22.447 --> 00:36:24.074
Well done, Passepartout.

00:36:24.149 --> 00:36:27.118
We're still on schedule
despite those dogged thieves.

00:36:27.185 --> 00:36:29.085
Yes, yes. Thank you.

00:36:33.025 --> 00:36:36.256
Those art thieves
seemed to recognize you.

00:36:37.129 --> 00:36:41.930
- I look like someone they know.
- Some other Frenchman, perhaps?

00:36:44.136 --> 00:36:49.699
- So, where can we drop you off?
- We're not stopping.

00:36:49.775 --> 00:36:52.744
Once we land to board
the Orient Express, you are free to go.

00:36:52.811 --> 00:36:54.244
Thank you so much.

00:36:55.247 --> 00:36:57.772
- For what?
- I'm free to go with you.

00:36:57.849 --> 00:37:00.409
I did not say you were free to come.

00:37:00.519 --> 00:37:02.316
- I said you were free to go.
- Where?

00:37:03.288 --> 00:37:05.722
- Anywhere.
- Thank you. I will go with you.

00:37:07.693 --> 00:37:10.890
- No, you will not, Miss La Roche.
- Monique.

00:37:11.029 --> 00:37:12.155
Miss... Monique!

00:37:12.631 --> 00:37:14.121
There! Now we are getting along.

00:37:17.269 --> 00:37:19.362
[Monique] Comme c'est beau.

00:37:19.438 --> 00:37:21.565
C'est magnifique.

00:37:21.640 --> 00:37:23.232
[gasps]

00:37:23.308 --> 00:37:24.969
Toutes ces couleurs.

00:37:25.043 --> 00:37:28.809
Look at the sunrise.
There is only one word for it.

00:37:28.880 --> 00:37:31.474
- "Magical."
- Miss La Roche!

00:37:31.550 --> 00:37:34.542
I refuse to allow you
to continue traveling with us.

00:37:34.653 --> 00:37:38.646
I'm not traveling with you.
I'm making my own way.

00:37:38.757 --> 00:37:40.691
Maybe you shouldn't travel with me.

00:37:40.759 --> 00:37:43.387
This is what happens
when you leave your home.

00:37:43.495 --> 00:37:46.362
You meet... people!

00:37:46.398 --> 00:37:47.660
[chuckles]

00:37:54.706 --> 00:37:57.937
Why are you keeping up this ruse?

00:38:01.313 --> 00:38:06.717
Perhaps I should inform Mr. Fogg,
and together he and I can speculate.

00:38:16.028 --> 00:38:20.226
A very sacred object
was stolen from my village.

00:38:20.298 --> 00:38:22.289
I have taken it back.

00:38:32.411 --> 00:38:33.708
Incroyable.

00:38:34.646 --> 00:38:38.514
For many centuries, the Jade Buddha
has protected my people.

00:38:38.583 --> 00:38:41.814
It has never left our village until now.

00:38:44.656 --> 00:38:47.716
And those art thieves. Who are they?

00:38:47.826 --> 00:38:52.354
The Black Scorpions.
They work for an evil warlord. Fang.

00:38:52.431 --> 00:38:56.026
She wants the Buddha
so she can take over my village.

00:38:56.101 --> 00:39:00.162
I must return the Jade Buddha
to protect Lanzhou.

00:39:00.238 --> 00:39:03.036
Mr. Fogg is the fastest way.

00:39:04.309 --> 00:39:08.006
Perhaps, then,
we can help one another.

00:39:08.747 --> 00:39:12.478
I will keep your secret,
and you convince Mr. Fogg

00:39:12.551 --> 00:39:15.076
to allow me to travel
the world with you.

00:39:22.194 --> 00:39:26.654
Keep this Dummkopf in his seat,
or we throw him off!

00:39:28.266 --> 00:39:32.430
Merely pointing out if they coordinated
their coal-shoveling technique,

00:39:32.504 --> 00:39:35.871
- they could maximize our speed.
- [chuckling]

00:39:37.876 --> 00:39:42.506
When we reach Constantinople, I suggest
you board a train we are not on.

00:39:43.482 --> 00:39:48.249
- Uh, Mr. Fogg, she must come with us.
- And why is that?

00:39:48.353 --> 00:39:53.154
Uh, we just discovered that we are
related from the same family.

00:39:56.161 --> 00:40:01.497
I'm her father's second cousin's sister
on my mother's side. French.

00:40:03.268 --> 00:40:07.102
Monsieur Fogg. If I make the train
go faster, I can come with you, oui?

00:40:07.172 --> 00:40:09.868
[chuckles] Yes.

00:40:13.245 --> 00:40:15.975
I bid you farewell, Miss La Roche.

00:40:19.050 --> 00:40:22.213
[whistle blowing]

00:40:22.320 --> 00:40:24.550
- [engine chugging faster]
- [chuckles]

00:40:24.656 --> 00:40:30.060
[Monique, engineers laughing]

00:40:30.962 --> 00:40:35.126
If there's anything else you would like,
just let us know, Miss La Roche.

00:40:35.800 --> 00:40:37.563
Ah! Voilà.

00:40:37.636 --> 00:40:41.834
Champagne with your first-class seats,
Mademoiselle La Roche.

00:40:41.907 --> 00:40:43.033
Merci.

00:40:44.342 --> 00:40:46.401
- Champagne?
- No, thank you.

00:40:48.513 --> 00:40:50.242
- Merci.
- Monsieur.

00:40:54.152 --> 00:40:55.244
[sighs]

00:40:57.355 --> 00:40:59.414
[Phileas] A tea?

00:41:21.913 --> 00:41:22.971
Okay.

00:41:25.550 --> 00:41:28.348
How to make English tea.

00:41:29.054 --> 00:41:31.784
Precisely 96 degrees.

00:41:37.495 --> 00:41:38.621
Ooh.

00:41:39.698 --> 00:41:41.325
Excuse me, sir.

00:41:41.399 --> 00:41:44.368
Fogg's valet!

00:41:44.469 --> 00:41:47.461
- A jade Buddha!
- This is not a jade Buddha.

00:41:47.505 --> 00:41:51.737
- Oh, yes, it is!
- You're right. But I'm not a valet.

00:41:51.810 --> 00:41:53.801
Oh. Really?

00:41:55.480 --> 00:41:56.674
Owww!

00:41:57.916 --> 00:41:59.941
Me bloody nose!

00:42:00.051 --> 00:42:03.851
Let me in!
You're gonna pay for scorchin' me willy!

00:42:18.403 --> 00:42:21.031
Heh-heh-heh-heh. Now I gotcha.

00:42:22.207 --> 00:42:25.335
Ow! Oh! Ow!

00:42:25.410 --> 00:42:28.538
Ahhh!

00:42:28.613 --> 00:42:30.604
You're under arrest!

00:42:30.682 --> 00:42:31.979
[screaming]

00:42:32.550 --> 00:42:34.882
- [thudding]
- Ah! Ooh! Ow!

00:42:35.854 --> 00:42:37.253
- Sorry!
- [screaming]

00:42:54.205 --> 00:42:56.196
Why the devil are we stopping?

00:43:03.982 --> 00:43:06.314
Prince Hapi would be honored
to have Fogg

00:43:06.384 --> 00:43:08.682
and his traveling companions
at his banquet.

00:43:08.787 --> 00:43:10.448
[Fogg] How very flattering.

00:43:10.555 --> 00:43:14.616
But please inform Prince "Happy"
that we are on a very tight schedule.

00:43:15.560 --> 00:43:18.427
Prince Hapi demands it.

00:43:19.097 --> 00:43:22.396
Then Prince Hapi
will have to get accustomed

00:43:22.467 --> 00:43:24.697
to not getting everything he wants.

00:43:28.340 --> 00:43:31.207
[speaking Turkish]

00:43:32.210 --> 00:43:34.303
It is magnificent.

00:43:34.379 --> 00:43:37.212
Mr. Fogg, his house
is even bigger than yours.

00:43:37.282 --> 00:43:41.082
His collection, his taste...
It is exquisite.

00:43:41.152 --> 00:43:42.642
Yes, it is.

00:43:43.922 --> 00:43:46.948
Not good.
Very old. Look. Broken.

00:43:47.025 --> 00:43:50.017
And where is His Highness?

00:43:58.570 --> 00:44:02.370
Oh. The prince is also
a talented musician.

00:44:02.440 --> 00:44:05.170
If I did nothing
but lounge about the palace,

00:44:05.243 --> 00:44:07.370
I'd learn to pluck a few notes.

00:44:20.291 --> 00:44:22.919
Let's make this brief.
I'll pose for photographs,

00:44:23.027 --> 00:44:24.995
wearing a turban,
holding an atlas...

00:44:25.096 --> 00:44:26.563
[Hapi] Mademoiselle.

00:44:28.867 --> 00:44:33.930
How magical that our paths should cross.
Do you believe in fate?

00:44:34.005 --> 00:44:35.597
Is that what you call it

00:44:35.673 --> 00:44:38.335
when one stops a train
and kidnaps its passengers?

00:44:38.410 --> 00:44:40.503
Phileas Fogg.

00:44:40.578 --> 00:44:42.102
Please forgive me,

00:44:42.180 --> 00:44:46.776
but I feel like Aphrodite herself
descended to Earth.

00:44:47.619 --> 00:44:49.610
What is a ravishing
woman like you...

00:44:51.589 --> 00:44:56.549
- I never think when I'm naked.
- I do. In the bath.

00:44:56.628 --> 00:44:58.357
- Yes. Well, I mean...
- No!

00:44:58.463 --> 00:45:00.431
Don't touch it!

00:45:00.532 --> 00:45:05.936
- That is my most treasured possession.
- I was only pointing. I was just...

00:45:06.004 --> 00:45:07.869
Don't even point.

00:45:07.939 --> 00:45:09.566
Rodin.

00:45:09.641 --> 00:45:12.769
Yes. A Rodin.

00:45:12.844 --> 00:45:14.243
Oh.

00:45:14.312 --> 00:45:17.804
I have never seen a more beautiful...
muscular form.

00:45:17.882 --> 00:45:21.875
Well, I can assure you,
I'm in much better shape now.

00:45:21.953 --> 00:45:25.218
Incroyable. It is a sculpture of you!

00:45:25.290 --> 00:45:26.484
Yes.

00:45:26.558 --> 00:45:29.652
[Monique] "Hapi Birthday.
Your pal, Rodin."

00:45:29.761 --> 00:45:33.094
- Come, my dear. Let us dine.
- Yes.

00:45:34.966 --> 00:45:37.935
Ah, Mr. Fogg, please join us.

00:45:38.002 --> 00:45:39.993
No, sorry. We are on a tight schedule.

00:45:40.071 --> 00:45:43.006
We will join you, actually.
But just one drink.

00:45:43.107 --> 00:45:47.100
[Hapi, Monique laughing]

00:45:48.947 --> 00:45:52.246
After the duke and the duchess
sat down in the bath,

00:45:52.317 --> 00:45:54.979
I realized I forgot
to put on my bathing suit.

00:46:00.992 --> 00:46:02.323
I'm such a fool.

00:46:02.427 --> 00:46:06.454
Always embarrassing myself
in front of visiting dignitaries.

00:46:06.564 --> 00:46:09.590
But you know how that can be,
right, Phil?

00:46:09.701 --> 00:46:11.669
[chuckles] Uh, yes.

00:46:11.736 --> 00:46:14.466
Uh, it's Phileas, actually.

00:46:14.539 --> 00:46:18.202
So, Foggy, tell me.
I heard you're an inventor.

00:46:18.276 --> 00:46:21.643
Well, I try to apply myself
to thinking of new ways

00:46:21.713 --> 00:46:24.307
to help better mankind,
if that's what you mean.

00:46:24.382 --> 00:46:26.316
Well, I'm not an inventor,

00:46:26.384 --> 00:46:30.013
but I did develop a new way
of irrigating dry land

00:46:30.088 --> 00:46:33.057
so that no one in my kingdom
ever has to be hungry.

00:46:33.124 --> 00:46:34.284
Oh.

00:46:36.294 --> 00:46:38.353
Mr. Fogg invented wheelie shoes.

00:46:41.833 --> 00:46:43.733
Not now, Passepartout.

00:46:45.937 --> 00:46:47.734
Oh.

00:46:47.805 --> 00:46:49.272
[Monique] Mmm.

00:46:49.340 --> 00:46:50.864
- Miss La Roche.
- Hmm?

00:46:50.942 --> 00:46:55.140
It is mesmerizing,
the way your face illuminates.

00:46:55.213 --> 00:46:56.407
Oh...

00:46:56.481 --> 00:46:59.279
Her discoloration could be
an allergic reaction

00:46:59.350 --> 00:47:02.012
or a mild form of hives.

00:47:02.086 --> 00:47:04.145
[scoffs, snorts]

00:47:04.222 --> 00:47:07.521
Although I've noticed a certain

00:47:07.592 --> 00:47:11.289
luminescent glow about her
complexion when she's drawing.

00:47:11.396 --> 00:47:15.924
And sometimes, when she's...
concentrating on her latest work,

00:47:16.034 --> 00:47:18.594
her ears will actually flutter.

00:47:21.339 --> 00:47:25.935
- It's rather fetching.
- Guess who else was in this bath.

00:47:26.010 --> 00:47:29.070
U.S. President Rutherford B. Hayes.

00:47:30.882 --> 00:47:33.578
Shouldn't we be going?
We have a schedule to keep.

00:47:33.651 --> 00:47:35.710
Thank you for your hospitality.

00:47:35.787 --> 00:47:39.484
It's been absolutely fascinating,
but I'm afraid we must push on.

00:47:39.557 --> 00:47:40.581
Yes.

00:47:40.692 --> 00:47:42.660
Very well.
The gentlemen are free to go.

00:47:42.694 --> 00:47:46.186
But Miss La Roche...
stays here with me.

00:47:46.864 --> 00:47:48.855
- To be my wife.
- Hmm?

00:47:48.967 --> 00:47:51.561
Yes. Wife number seven.

00:47:52.303 --> 00:47:55.568
- You have seven wives?
- One for each day of the week.

00:47:58.176 --> 00:48:01.612
- This is absolutely ridiculous!
- No more talk!

00:48:01.679 --> 00:48:03.146
Prince Hapi has spoken!

00:48:05.850 --> 00:48:09.445
Well, we did say one drink.
Passepartout, we're leaving.

00:48:09.520 --> 00:48:11.647
I can tell when we're not wanted.

00:48:15.827 --> 00:48:16.816
Monsieur Fogg!

00:48:18.062 --> 00:48:20.326
- [whimpers]
- Do Tuesdays work for you?

00:48:21.366 --> 00:48:24.130
- Good-bye.
- [Passepartout] Thank you!

00:48:28.106 --> 00:48:30.540
No!

00:48:31.576 --> 00:48:32.634
[Phileas] Halt!

00:48:33.211 --> 00:48:34.803
Or Hapi gets smashed!

00:48:34.879 --> 00:48:39.009
Please! Anything but my statue of me!

00:48:39.083 --> 00:48:42.610
Miss La Roche,
please join us, if you will.

00:48:44.022 --> 00:48:48.482
- All of you, drop your weapons.
- Do as he says!

00:48:49.827 --> 00:48:52.523
- Get in the tent.
- Everybody!

00:48:52.630 --> 00:48:56.031
- Now!
- Let's go. Come on.

00:49:02.507 --> 00:49:06.841
Now, take off your clothes
and throw them... Uh...

00:49:06.911 --> 00:49:10.847
I assure you the statue is not
armed... harmed in any way.

00:49:26.431 --> 00:49:29.332
- Get them!
- [guards shouting]

00:49:32.303 --> 00:49:33.736
His arm!

00:49:35.039 --> 00:49:37.303
Thank you, Phileas.
That was very heroic.

00:49:37.375 --> 00:49:40.037
Yes, and needlessly time-consuming.

00:49:40.111 --> 00:49:43.376
This is exactly why
I should never have let you come along.

00:49:43.448 --> 00:49:44.676
[Hapi] Kill them!

00:49:45.349 --> 00:49:49.046
[yelling] I want my arm!

00:49:49.120 --> 00:49:52.248
[crying] No!

00:49:52.323 --> 00:49:56.054
Sir! I've received a telegram
from Inspector Fix.

00:49:56.160 --> 00:49:58.355
- A-ha!
- According to him,

00:49:58.463 --> 00:50:01.694
the bank thief and Fogg's valet
are the same man.

00:50:01.766 --> 00:50:04.826
Fogg doesn't realize
he's transporting the bank thief!

00:50:04.902 --> 00:50:09.271
Or does he?
He did leave town in quite a hurry.

00:50:09.340 --> 00:50:11.308
Wouldn't you say, Lord Rhodes?

00:50:11.375 --> 00:50:13.309
Indeed, Lord Salisbury.

00:50:13.377 --> 00:50:15.402
Eh, evading arrest,

00:50:15.480 --> 00:50:17.846
stealing a police vehicle,

00:50:17.915 --> 00:50:20.645
sounds rather incriminating to me.

00:50:20.718 --> 00:50:22.618
One can almost deduce

00:50:22.687 --> 00:50:25.451
this entire bet was merely a ruse

00:50:25.523 --> 00:50:27.616
to facilitate his escape.

00:50:28.392 --> 00:50:32.260
- Don't you agree, Lord Kelvin?
- Yes.

00:50:32.330 --> 00:50:33.957
Brilliant, Lord Salisbury.

00:50:34.065 --> 00:50:37.865
I shall name a beef-related entrée
after you in your honor! Kitchner!

00:50:37.935 --> 00:50:40.028
- Sir!
- Inform your men at Scotland Yard

00:50:40.104 --> 00:50:45.508
that Phileas Fogg is without a doubt
the man who robbed the Bank of England!

00:50:45.610 --> 00:50:49.137
- Where are they now?
- They're taking a train across India,

00:50:49.180 --> 00:50:50.738
from Bombay to Calcutta.

00:50:50.815 --> 00:50:53.079
Thank God we own India!

00:50:53.151 --> 00:50:55.517
I want their faces
in every police station,

00:50:55.586 --> 00:50:58.077
army barracks, post office,
railway station and outhouse in India!

00:51:00.324 --> 00:51:02.986
We're going to stop Fogg
and get my Jade Buddha back

00:51:03.094 --> 00:51:05.824
by any means necessary!

00:51:10.868 --> 00:51:13.632
[speaking Indian dialect]

00:51:13.704 --> 00:51:16.298
Agra is where we will capture them!

00:51:24.549 --> 00:51:26.881
Intercept them at Agra!

00:51:26.951 --> 00:51:28.680
Carry on, Cutter!

00:51:28.753 --> 00:51:31.187
Move it! Move it! Fall in!

00:51:36.961 --> 00:51:40.988
[train whistle blowing]

00:51:41.098 --> 00:51:42.156
[children laughing]

00:51:42.266 --> 00:51:45.099
And they were
the greatest kung fu boxers.

00:51:45.203 --> 00:51:47.728
Ten Tigers of Canton.

00:51:47.772 --> 00:51:49.103
Brothers in arms.

00:51:49.173 --> 00:51:51.937
They fought to keep order
and justice in China.

00:51:52.009 --> 00:51:55.467
The most famous of Ten Tigers
is Wong Fei Hung.

00:51:55.546 --> 00:51:59.209
- [children oohing]
- [goats bleating]

00:52:00.318 --> 00:52:02.786
[Passepartout] Armed with
only bamboo sticks...

00:52:02.854 --> 00:52:04.913
It's salivating on... please.

00:52:04.989 --> 00:52:06.479
Is this your goat?

00:52:06.557 --> 00:52:08.718
Did they really fight like tigers?

00:52:08.826 --> 00:52:12.057
Each Tiger have their own
animal fighting style.

00:52:12.163 --> 00:52:14.461
- Like tiger.
- [laughing]

00:52:14.532 --> 00:52:17.592
Snake. Snake head, snake tail,
snake mouth, snake tongue!

00:52:18.636 --> 00:52:20.365
Where are my calculations?

00:52:20.438 --> 00:52:21.837
Monkey!

00:52:22.907 --> 00:52:26.536
The goat! Passepartout, I'm being
attacked by a ferocious animal!

00:52:27.678 --> 00:52:30.704
- It has small horns.
- Sorry, Mr. Fogg.

00:52:30.781 --> 00:52:33.682
Please keep that inconsiderate
beast away from me.

00:52:33.751 --> 00:52:35.810
And refrain from ridiculous anecdotes.

00:52:35.887 --> 00:52:38.788
Why do you not like his story, Mr. Frog?

00:52:39.357 --> 00:52:41.086
It's Fogg. Phileas Fogg.

00:52:41.792 --> 00:52:46.195
How could a man learn to defend himself
by watching animals behave like...

00:52:46.297 --> 00:52:48.697
- animals?
- It is famous legend.

00:52:48.766 --> 00:52:52.725
- A ridiculous legend.
- Most legends are born from truth.

00:52:52.837 --> 00:52:54.600
Yes.

00:52:54.672 --> 00:52:58.130
But all truths are born from facts.

00:52:58.209 --> 00:53:00.905
Solid, tangible facts
that can be calculated

00:53:00.978 --> 00:53:02.707
and written down on paper.

00:53:02.780 --> 00:53:06.614
- And then eaten by a goat.
- [children laughing]

00:53:06.684 --> 00:53:09.744
Mr. Feelsillious,
when I tell the story

00:53:09.820 --> 00:53:13.085
of the man who circled
the entire world in 80 days,

00:53:13.157 --> 00:53:15.489
would that not be a legend?

00:53:18.362 --> 00:53:21.058
Only if the man's name
was Feelsillious Frog.

00:53:25.803 --> 00:53:30.467
- What the blazes is it now?
- Come this way! Come on!

00:53:30.541 --> 00:53:33.408
Look sharp, now. Get 'em!

00:53:33.477 --> 00:53:35.035
Find these men!

00:53:35.112 --> 00:53:40.140
Uh-oh. Time to go. They seem to think
we robbed the Bank of England.

00:53:40.217 --> 00:53:43.345
Preposterous. This is a desperate
attempt by Lord Kelvin

00:53:43.454 --> 00:53:44.614
to impede my journey.

00:53:44.655 --> 00:53:47.146
I am a British citizen.
I have nothing to fear.

00:53:47.224 --> 00:53:49.385
- [gunshots]
- [people screaming]

00:53:49.493 --> 00:53:51.484
Except bullets.

00:53:52.530 --> 00:53:54.828
Listen up!
Have you seen these men?

00:53:56.500 --> 00:53:58.593
Come on!

00:54:10.982 --> 00:54:12.916
Any word on the bank thieves, sir?

00:54:12.984 --> 00:54:15.612
They were on the train.
Keep your rifles ready.

00:54:15.686 --> 00:54:17.210
They won't get past us, sir!

00:54:19.223 --> 00:54:21.885
Ladies, have you seen these two men?

00:54:23.294 --> 00:54:26.661
Look closely. They're very dangerous.

00:54:26.731 --> 00:54:29.757
[Phileas] They're everywhere!
This is not going to work!

00:54:29.867 --> 00:54:33.462
- [Passepartout] Just act like ladies.
- [Monique] Not a problem.

00:54:33.537 --> 00:54:36.370
[in high voice] Hello. Hello! Ah.

00:54:37.708 --> 00:54:40.973
- I feel faint.
- Phileas, women are not that weak!

00:54:41.045 --> 00:54:43.206
- No, but I am.
- [bag hits ground]

00:54:49.687 --> 00:54:52.986
Hello, darling.
What can I do for you, eh?

00:54:53.057 --> 00:54:57.289
[gibberish]

00:54:57.395 --> 00:55:02.389
What nice hand,
nice eye, nice hair...

00:55:03.434 --> 00:55:05.561
- Hang about!
- [screams]

00:55:05.636 --> 00:55:07.297
[groans]

00:55:08.939 --> 00:55:11.931
Mr. Fogg, what are you doing?
This is no time to sleep.

00:55:12.009 --> 00:55:13.704
Stop, stop.

00:55:15.946 --> 00:55:19.882
Go, go, go! Get us out of Agra quickly.

00:55:19.950 --> 00:55:22.248
[Monique] Passepartout, we did it.

00:55:27.558 --> 00:55:29.549
Hey, wrong way.

00:55:29.660 --> 00:55:30.888
Ah!

00:55:30.995 --> 00:55:33.225
- [shouts]
- [screaming]

00:55:33.330 --> 00:55:34.763
[snarling]

00:55:35.533 --> 00:55:37.694
Phileas? No! No!

00:55:40.371 --> 00:55:41.998
[metal creaking]

00:55:42.073 --> 00:55:44.268
Aah! Run! Run, Passepartout!

00:55:44.375 --> 00:55:46.036
Ah! Ah!

00:55:46.077 --> 00:55:47.704
Ahhh!

00:55:47.778 --> 00:55:49.609
Fogg's valet! Heh!

00:55:50.181 --> 00:55:52.411
- What are you doing?
- Now I gotcha!

00:55:52.917 --> 00:55:54.578
Hand over the Jade Buddha!

00:55:55.953 --> 00:55:56.942
[Fix] Oh!

00:55:57.021 --> 00:55:58.852
[snarling]

00:55:58.923 --> 00:56:02.757
You're under arrest! Whoa!
Watch me plums! Ooh!

00:56:07.364 --> 00:56:11.164
Now you get him very mad! Let's go.

00:56:11.235 --> 00:56:13.430
Stop, or I'll arrest you as well!

00:56:13.504 --> 00:56:16.166
- [roaring]
- [shrieking]

00:56:22.446 --> 00:56:24.437
[Passepartout] Run!

00:56:25.783 --> 00:56:27.978
- Which way?
- Down!

00:56:28.052 --> 00:56:30.043
- [Fix screams]
- Again!

00:56:31.422 --> 00:56:32.684
[Passepartout] Down!

00:56:35.326 --> 00:56:36.452
Jump!

00:56:38.095 --> 00:56:39.995
[yowling]

00:56:40.064 --> 00:56:42.965
- Go, go, go!
- [Fix] What's upsetting him?

00:56:43.067 --> 00:56:45.900
- He wants the Jade Buddha!
- Then give it to him!

00:56:49.740 --> 00:56:53.574
- Phileas, wake up!
- Please, please. You must go.

00:56:54.578 --> 00:56:58.514
- My husband will be home soon.
- Phileas!

00:57:08.392 --> 00:57:10.485
[yelling]

00:57:11.195 --> 00:57:13.163
Ow! Ay!

00:57:17.067 --> 00:57:18.728
Phileas, help!

00:57:18.802 --> 00:57:20.702
Leave her alone! I'll protect you!

00:57:20.771 --> 00:57:22.705
[groans] Ah!

00:57:23.707 --> 00:57:25.265
I'm here, my dear.

00:57:25.342 --> 00:57:28.368
Uh, that stumble was
simply to buy me time.

00:57:29.380 --> 00:57:32.679
This cane is not as it appears.

00:57:32.750 --> 00:57:37.551
If I depress this button, it would
deploy a weapon more deadly than yours.

00:57:41.158 --> 00:57:43.649
This... is...

00:57:43.761 --> 00:57:46.423
a strange knife.

00:57:46.530 --> 00:57:47.997
Isn't it a sextant?

00:57:48.899 --> 00:57:50.867
Yes.

00:57:57.575 --> 00:57:59.042
Huh.

00:58:03.113 --> 00:58:07.641
- Are you all right, my dear?
- Phileas, that was so unlike you. Ah!

00:58:07.718 --> 00:58:09.652
[officer] You men, come with me!

00:58:09.720 --> 00:58:12.951
You'd better put this on.

00:58:13.023 --> 00:58:15.787
Perhaps I should wear
women's clothing more often.

00:58:20.431 --> 00:58:22.422
- [groaning]
- Oh.

00:58:22.533 --> 00:58:24.057
We should run.

00:58:24.168 --> 00:58:26.102
- What, now?
- Mm-hmm.

00:58:27.104 --> 00:58:28.662
Yes, we should run.

00:58:28.739 --> 00:58:30.798
[roaring]

00:58:33.010 --> 00:58:35.103
- Break down the door!
- Okay.

00:58:36.513 --> 00:58:37.741
No, not me brains!

00:58:46.056 --> 00:58:48.047
[yelling]

00:58:50.327 --> 00:58:52.795
- Give me the Jade "Bu-ddha"!
- Okay, okay.

00:58:52.896 --> 00:58:54.659
What's "Bu-ddha"?

00:58:57.101 --> 00:58:59.831
Get ready to jump! Now!

00:59:13.684 --> 00:59:16.949
It is him, the Englishman
who robbed the Bank of England!

00:59:17.021 --> 00:59:19.717
He's escaping in that palkee-garry!

00:59:19.790 --> 00:59:22.156
[soldier] Hey, there he is!

00:59:23.594 --> 00:59:26.119
They'll check all trains heading east.

00:59:26.230 --> 00:59:30.599
If we could make it to the coast, we
can't sail into Singapore or Hong Kong.

00:59:30.668 --> 00:59:34.001
- They're both British colonies.
- Does England own everything in Asia?

00:59:34.071 --> 00:59:37.529
Not China. Not yet.

01:00:31.695 --> 01:00:33.094
Passepartout?

01:00:34.431 --> 01:00:39.494
- You look troubled.
- I cannot keep lying to Mr. Fogg.

01:00:39.570 --> 01:00:41.231
You did what you had to.

01:00:41.305 --> 01:00:43.830
The fate of your village
is of far greater importance

01:00:43.941 --> 01:00:46.774
than any bet Phileas has made.

01:00:46.810 --> 01:00:50.075
If he loses, all it will
cost him his money and pride.

01:00:50.147 --> 01:00:53.605
No, Mr. Fogg will lose
much more than that.

01:00:54.551 --> 01:00:57.543
- What do you mean?
- [rooster crowing]

01:01:02.126 --> 01:01:04.253
My village!

01:01:07.431 --> 01:01:11.128
- Your village?
- Uh... I mean,

01:01:11.201 --> 01:01:13.135
my, what a village!

01:01:13.203 --> 01:01:14.670
Oh, it's beautiful!

01:01:16.073 --> 01:01:19.065
[Phileas] We do need to stop and
resupply, but we must be off by morning.

01:01:29.319 --> 01:01:32.447
[shouting]

01:01:39.363 --> 01:01:41.331
- Lau Xing, Lau Xing.
- Lau Xing, Lau Xing.

01:01:41.432 --> 01:01:44.128
- [speaking Chinese]
- Lau Xing.

01:01:44.234 --> 01:01:47.465
- Lau Xing.
- Lau Xing.

01:01:52.376 --> 01:01:55.903
[speaking Chinese]

01:01:56.780 --> 01:02:00.511
Goodness, that's quite a welcome.
Do these people know him?

01:02:00.584 --> 01:02:04.418
It must be their custom,
the way they welcome all strangers.

01:02:04.488 --> 01:02:06.581
- Lau Xing.
- Lau Xing.

01:02:06.657 --> 01:02:10.753
[shouting]

01:02:10.861 --> 01:02:14.058
[speaking Chinese]

01:02:18.268 --> 01:02:20.896
[shouting, laughing]

01:02:21.472 --> 01:02:23.770
Whoo!

01:02:25.242 --> 01:02:26.334
Lau Xing.

01:02:29.213 --> 01:02:31.204
[shouting in Chinese]

01:02:38.388 --> 01:02:39.878
Lau Xing.

01:02:41.758 --> 01:02:43.521
Lau Xing.

01:02:43.627 --> 01:02:44.992
[laughing]

01:02:45.562 --> 01:02:47.189
Ah. Uh...

01:03:05.048 --> 01:03:07.039
[all exclaiming]

01:03:13.957 --> 01:03:15.424
Oh. It's beautiful.

01:03:15.492 --> 01:03:17.460
You are very talented.

01:03:17.528 --> 01:03:18.893
Thank you.

01:03:20.163 --> 01:03:22.154
You need more blue.

01:03:24.501 --> 01:03:26.662
[man speaking Chinese]

01:03:28.972 --> 01:03:31.736
Fascinating. Absolutely fascinating.

01:03:31.808 --> 01:03:34.299
[speaking Chinese]

01:03:34.378 --> 01:03:36.778
- Sorry?
- [Chinese]

01:03:46.156 --> 01:03:47.214
Vile.

01:03:47.291 --> 01:03:50.226
[laughs] Absolutely vile.

01:03:58.669 --> 01:04:00.603
Welcome home, Lau Xing.

01:04:04.308 --> 01:04:06.105
Your brothers will be proud.

01:04:06.176 --> 01:04:09.009
The whole notion of
a lighter-than-air craft cannot work,

01:04:09.079 --> 01:04:11.707
unless you can
harness the power of helium.

01:04:11.782 --> 01:04:13.807
Or hydrogen, which is far better...

01:04:13.884 --> 01:04:15.579
[speaking Chinese]

01:04:16.954 --> 01:04:19.320
Yes, well, couldn't have
put it better myself.

01:04:19.389 --> 01:04:24.452
As for this Englishman, do you think
such an association is wise?

01:04:24.561 --> 01:04:27.724
He is the most disciplined man
I have ever met.

01:04:28.632 --> 01:04:30.600
The crane!

01:04:30.667 --> 01:04:32.794
The monkey. Very frightening.

01:04:33.870 --> 01:04:36.805
Snake. [Hissing]

01:04:36.873 --> 01:04:39.398
And, of course, the eagle.

01:04:42.579 --> 01:04:43.671
[girl] Phileas?

01:04:45.749 --> 01:04:49.048
Phileas, I made this for you.

01:04:49.119 --> 01:04:53.556
Oh, yes.
Oh, that's very, very good. Yes.

01:04:53.624 --> 01:04:54.818
What does this say?

01:04:54.891 --> 01:04:57.883
- Stupid.
- [laughing]

01:05:00.097 --> 01:05:01.530
Lau Xing...

01:05:01.598 --> 01:05:04.761
[in Chinese]

01:05:29.660 --> 01:05:31.685
I've had quite enough.

01:05:31.795 --> 01:05:33.820
I just... I...

01:05:33.930 --> 01:05:35.864
[man continues]

01:05:42.706 --> 01:05:44.901
[mumbling]

01:05:46.476 --> 01:05:48.410
[speaking fast]

01:05:55.852 --> 01:05:57.444
[speaking Chinese]

01:06:00.924 --> 01:06:02.016
Ahhh.

01:06:02.092 --> 01:06:05.425
I am going to be abominably ill.

01:06:09.066 --> 01:06:10.260
[loud thud]

01:06:11.435 --> 01:06:13.960
["Drink" in Chinese]

01:06:17.007 --> 01:06:19.066
[groans]

01:06:19.142 --> 01:06:21.576
I... I want to die.

01:06:22.579 --> 01:06:24.774
Please kill me.

01:06:30.587 --> 01:06:32.851
[exhales]

01:06:58.248 --> 01:07:00.512
"Dear Father:

01:07:00.584 --> 01:07:03.747
I will find the fastest way to China."

01:07:03.820 --> 01:07:05.913
[all laughing]

01:07:07.591 --> 01:07:09.320
It's strong.

01:07:17.701 --> 01:07:20.431
Mr. Fogg, I was going to tell you.

01:07:26.243 --> 01:07:30.270
- This is your family.
- My name is not Passepartout.

01:07:30.347 --> 01:07:32.110
It is Lau Xing.

01:07:32.916 --> 01:07:37.853
- I robbed the Bank of England.
- You robbed the Bank of England?

01:07:37.921 --> 01:07:41.652
Not for gold or money,
but for the Jade Buddha.

01:07:41.725 --> 01:07:44.193
It was stolen from our village.

01:07:44.294 --> 01:07:50.062
Phileas, he had no other choice.
This was his only way to get home.

01:07:53.069 --> 01:07:56.436
- You knew about this?
- Well...

01:07:58.208 --> 01:08:00.870
I have nothing but respect
for you, Mr. Fogg.

01:08:03.113 --> 01:08:05.809
Then respect my deductive reasoning.

01:08:05.882 --> 01:08:09.079
You have both used me.

01:08:09.152 --> 01:08:11.017
You to escape to China,

01:08:11.087 --> 01:08:14.284
and you to travel to further
your impressionistic humbug!

01:08:14.624 --> 01:08:17.889
Your overtures of... comradeship,

01:08:17.994 --> 01:08:20.019
of friendship, of...

01:08:24.367 --> 01:08:27.495
All that was a means to ensure
I would take you along.

01:08:27.571 --> 01:08:31.905
My entire life,
I got along splendidly by myself.

01:08:31.975 --> 01:08:36.036
You've been pebbles in my shoe,
slowing me down, endangering my life,

01:08:37.180 --> 01:08:40.240
risking everything,
all I've ever lived for.

01:08:40.317 --> 01:08:42.182
And you!

01:08:43.587 --> 01:08:45.248
You knew that.

01:08:58.702 --> 01:09:01.933
Don't let him go.
He'll be lost by midnight.

01:09:02.606 --> 01:09:04.267
Go!

01:09:08.178 --> 01:09:11.511
More of your relatives, I suppose.

01:09:16.519 --> 01:09:19.682
You can just forget
about a reference.

01:09:19.756 --> 01:09:23.283
I beg a thousand pardons, Mr. Fogg.

01:09:23.360 --> 01:09:26.295
[shouting in Chinese]

01:09:26.363 --> 01:09:29.457
[screaming]

01:09:29.566 --> 01:09:32.558
[Chinese]

01:09:32.669 --> 01:09:34.660
[Phileas] What's he screaming about?

01:09:34.738 --> 01:09:37.298
He's saying, "Please, let me go.
I'm bored."

01:09:40.710 --> 01:09:42.735
Why is he in prison?

01:09:42.812 --> 01:09:44.211
- [shouting]
- [Chinese]

01:09:44.281 --> 01:09:47.409
[Passepartout speaks Chinese]

01:09:47.484 --> 01:09:49.384
[Chinese]

01:09:49.452 --> 01:09:51.716
Urinating in public.

01:09:51.788 --> 01:09:54.621
- [yelling continues]
- Charming.

01:09:54.691 --> 01:09:57.819
At least he had the decency
to be forthcoming about it.

01:09:57.928 --> 01:10:00.897
Is there anything you've told me
that's even remotely true?

01:10:00.997 --> 01:10:02.692
I really can sing.

01:10:03.500 --> 01:10:06.594
? Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques.

01:10:06.670 --> 01:10:08.501
? Dormez-vous.

01:10:08.571 --> 01:10:10.004
? Dormez-vous.

01:10:10.073 --> 01:10:12.837
? Sonnez les matinee
Sonnez les matinee.

01:10:12.909 --> 01:10:15.309
? Ding, ding, ding
Ding, ding, ding ?

01:10:15.378 --> 01:10:18.438
Ding, dang, dong, Passepartout.
Ding, dang, dong.

01:10:18.515 --> 01:10:20.881
- [man shouts in Chinese]
- Look!

01:10:23.553 --> 01:10:28.422
[Phileas] Oh, good. Here comes
Mr. Grumpy and the Leatherettes.

01:10:34.297 --> 01:10:38.597
- Where is the Jade Buddha?
- You are better off killing me.

01:10:39.803 --> 01:10:44.137
You have nerve.
Are your comrades so brave?

01:10:44.908 --> 01:10:48.309
Your threats don't frighten me.
Nor does your silly bracelet.

01:10:49.980 --> 01:10:52.778
All right. It's not silly.

01:10:52.849 --> 01:10:56.842
I spit on you! France spits on you!

01:10:56.920 --> 01:10:58.353
Vive I'Anjou!

01:10:59.356 --> 01:11:02.223
- Your turn will come soon enough.
- Coward!

01:11:02.292 --> 01:11:05.261
Leave them alone. Fight me.

01:11:05.328 --> 01:11:07.387
Yes, fight him.

01:11:08.298 --> 01:11:10.732
Let's see how ferocious you really are.

01:11:15.372 --> 01:11:16.566
[speaking Chinese]

01:11:58.815 --> 01:12:00.874
Hey, that's cheating!

01:12:02.218 --> 01:12:04.083
- Look out!
- Huh?

01:12:04.154 --> 01:12:06.281
Left!

01:12:10.160 --> 01:12:11.525
Behind you!

01:12:14.798 --> 01:12:16.493
[Monique] No!

01:12:16.566 --> 01:12:19.831
- Hit them!
- Silence!

01:12:25.608 --> 01:12:26.836
You savages!

01:12:28.411 --> 01:12:29.969
Phileas, help him!

01:12:30.046 --> 01:12:32.947
- Watch out on the right.
- Huh?

01:12:33.016 --> 01:12:34.506
No, my right.

01:12:35.652 --> 01:12:37.085
Stop helping me!

01:12:37.153 --> 01:12:39.018
- [mouthing word]
- What's happening?

01:12:39.089 --> 01:12:40.420
Where is Passepartout?

01:12:40.490 --> 01:12:41.980
[Monique] How is he getting on?

01:12:42.058 --> 01:12:46.324
I wouldn't say he's winning,
but, uh, I think he's doing all right.

01:12:50.967 --> 01:12:52.798
[soldiers laughing]

01:12:54.471 --> 01:12:56.632
Go home to mama.

01:13:11.054 --> 01:13:13.318
Huh?

01:13:14.324 --> 01:13:17.851
- What took you so long?
- I had to finish my lunch.

01:13:27.937 --> 01:13:28.961
Wong Fei Hung!

01:13:29.973 --> 01:13:33.841
Surely you're not foolish enough
to take on all of my men by yourself?

01:13:39.449 --> 01:13:40.507
Ten Tigers?

01:13:48.958 --> 01:13:50.721
Kill them!

01:14:01.271 --> 01:14:04.502
Execute the prisoners!
I want their heads on pikes!

01:14:05.909 --> 01:14:07.934
[shouting]

01:14:16.953 --> 01:14:18.853
What's happening?

01:14:19.622 --> 01:14:21.249
Phileas!

01:14:27.797 --> 01:14:29.264
[grunts] Ohhh!

01:14:31.167 --> 01:14:33.067
Passepartout... Knife!

01:14:44.414 --> 01:14:46.575
- Merci.
- You're welcome. [Shrieks]

01:16:09.032 --> 01:16:13.628
You promise me that Black Scorpions
will never come back to Lanzhou.

01:16:26.649 --> 01:16:27.911
[Chinese]

01:16:34.324 --> 01:16:38.021
These are my brothers and sister.
The Ten Tigers.

01:16:38.127 --> 01:16:41.290
- But there are only nine.
- Including me.

01:16:41.397 --> 01:16:42.830
They're real.

01:16:43.933 --> 01:16:45.560
The legend was true.

01:17:19.402 --> 01:17:21.734
[speaking Chinese]

01:17:33.549 --> 01:17:35.847
- Mr. Fogg...
- Passepartout,

01:17:35.918 --> 01:17:38.352
or whatever your name is,
save your apologies.

01:17:38.421 --> 01:17:42.289
Phileas, he risked his life
for what he believes in.

01:17:42.358 --> 01:17:44.451
If anyone understands that, you do.

01:17:44.560 --> 01:17:48.121
Please ensure Miss La Roche
finds safe passage home.

01:17:48.231 --> 01:17:51.098
This should be adequate.

01:17:55.505 --> 01:17:56.972
Oh.

01:17:57.039 --> 01:17:59.872
I, uh, believe this is your veil.

01:18:03.980 --> 01:18:07.143
I will never dress like a woman again.

01:18:08.584 --> 01:18:10.518
Ever.

01:18:10.586 --> 01:18:13.987
Mr. Fogg.
Please let me help you win your bet.

01:18:15.458 --> 01:18:19.360
I have secured the services
of a more reliable gentleman.

01:18:20.463 --> 01:18:22.863
[speaking Chinese]

01:18:22.932 --> 01:18:25.901
[shouting in Chinese]

01:18:28.805 --> 01:18:31.433
[yelling]

01:18:31.507 --> 01:18:33.566
Yes. Well, perhaps I'll just, uh,

01:18:33.643 --> 01:18:35.304
travel alone.

01:18:37.313 --> 01:18:38.974
[Phileas shouts in Chinese]

01:19:27.463 --> 01:19:31.422
[man] Fifi La Belle!
She sings! She dances!

01:19:31.534 --> 01:19:35.163
She does the dance of the...
You, sir, come right in.

01:19:35.238 --> 01:19:37.968
See Miss Fifi La Belle in all her...

01:19:38.040 --> 01:19:42.568
Ah, the most modern city in the world.

01:19:42.645 --> 01:19:45.580
Finally, civilization.

01:19:45.648 --> 01:19:47.206
- [gunshot]
- [woman screams]

01:19:47.283 --> 01:19:49.615
- [glass breaking]
- [gunshot]

01:19:49.685 --> 01:19:52.449
- [woman] Yoo-hoo!
- [woman screaming]

01:19:52.522 --> 01:19:55.150
[Phileas] Excuse me. Pardon me.

01:19:55.224 --> 01:19:59.217
Can anyone direct me
to the Pacific Railroad Station?

01:20:02.131 --> 01:20:04.099
Oh, I'm so sorry, sir.

01:20:04.200 --> 01:20:07.363
I'm such a... rutabaga sometimes.

01:20:07.436 --> 01:20:09.870
No, no, no.
Please, it's my fault entirely.

01:20:09.939 --> 01:20:13.238
- Let me, uh...
- Oh... Ah!

01:20:13.309 --> 01:20:16.210
Oh. Oh, Lord,
I think I sprained my knee.

01:20:16.279 --> 01:20:18.304
Uh! Ooh.

01:20:18.381 --> 01:20:20.576
I should find you a physician.

01:20:20.650 --> 01:20:23.380
There's a doctor who has
an office around the corner.

01:20:23.452 --> 01:20:27.149
Excellent.
Well, uh, I'll get him for you.

01:20:27.223 --> 01:20:28.349
Thank you.

01:20:28.424 --> 01:20:31.860
There should be more people
like you in this world.

01:20:34.063 --> 01:20:36.896
[laughs] Whoo, doggy! Jackpot!

01:20:40.970 --> 01:20:43.632
[laughing] Whoo!

01:20:52.882 --> 01:20:54.543
Mon Die...

01:20:54.617 --> 01:20:58.109
Can you imagine Phileas alone
in a place like this?

01:20:58.187 --> 01:20:59.745
I'm sure he's fine.

01:21:01.290 --> 01:21:03.952
Alms.

01:21:04.026 --> 01:21:05.891
Alms.

01:21:07.229 --> 01:21:09.026
Alms for the poor?

01:21:13.636 --> 01:21:14.796
[groans] Arms?

01:21:15.905 --> 01:21:19.466
You already got arms.
It's money you need.

01:21:20.376 --> 01:21:23.607
I can't even scrounge proficiently.

01:21:23.679 --> 01:21:25.112
Hey.

01:21:25.715 --> 01:21:29.446
Cheer up, pal. You just gotta
figure out what'll work for you.

01:21:29.518 --> 01:21:33.682
Now, what makes you
different from them?

01:21:33.756 --> 01:21:36.122
I'm hungry and miserable.

01:21:36.192 --> 01:21:38.854
No. You stink.

01:21:39.528 --> 01:21:43.897
Your stink is your most powerful weapon
in your begging arsenal.

01:21:44.000 --> 01:21:45.695
Watch this.

01:21:48.270 --> 01:21:50.067
- Hey.
- [gasps]

01:21:50.139 --> 01:21:52.733
- Give me money.
- Sure. Don't touch me. You stink.

01:21:54.310 --> 01:21:57.279
- That guy smells like a dead horse!
- I'm not proud of it.

01:21:57.346 --> 01:22:00.110
Simple, yet effective.

01:22:00.182 --> 01:22:01.672
- Yeah, I see.
- You try.

01:22:01.751 --> 01:22:04.811
Give it a shot. I got faith in you.

01:22:05.621 --> 01:22:09.717
Excuse me. Now, uh, you...

01:22:09.792 --> 01:22:11.225
[chuckling]

01:22:13.162 --> 01:22:14.151
Ah.

01:22:14.263 --> 01:22:18.131
I'm not gonna lie to you.
That's gonna happen about half the time.

01:22:20.803 --> 01:22:22.794
It's a volume business.

01:22:24.974 --> 01:22:28.137
- Hunk of cheese?
- Oh, yes, I would rather...

01:22:28.210 --> 01:22:29.802
Maybe later.

01:22:31.347 --> 01:22:34.282
What are them drawings?
You some kind of devil worshipper?

01:22:35.151 --> 01:22:37.711
Don't you be putting a hex on me.
I'll cut you.

01:22:39.088 --> 01:22:42.148
- I'm an inventor.
- That's nice.

01:22:42.224 --> 01:22:44.556
Or, rather, I was.

01:22:53.302 --> 01:22:56.738
One day I will build a machine
that will allow man to fly.

01:22:57.406 --> 01:22:59.738
Flying men? Where?

01:23:00.976 --> 01:23:04.673
- Nowhere.
- Where are the flying men?

01:23:04.747 --> 01:23:06.908
- Where are the flying men?
- Over there.

01:23:06.982 --> 01:23:09.280
The bird men are coming! I knew it!

01:23:09.351 --> 01:23:12.411
The bird men are coming!
The bird men are coming!

01:23:12.488 --> 01:23:14.854
The birds! The bird men!

01:23:14.924 --> 01:23:16.892
Bird men! Birds!

01:23:26.102 --> 01:23:29.299
"I traveled the world for inspiration

01:23:29.371 --> 01:23:34.240
and found it in a man...
who lives what he dreams."

01:24:15.117 --> 01:24:18.177
- Phileas?
- No.

01:24:19.088 --> 01:24:21.613
Passepartout! Monique!

01:24:24.160 --> 01:24:25.218
Mr. Fogg.

01:24:27.730 --> 01:24:31.666
You crossed the Pacific Ocean.
For me?

01:24:31.734 --> 01:24:35.830
- We will help you win your bet.
- Mr. Fogg, I would never let you down.

01:24:36.872 --> 01:24:40.364
- But why would you do this?
- Because you are our friend,

01:24:40.442 --> 01:24:43.309
and perhaps... more.

01:24:44.914 --> 01:24:48.543
More with her. You and me?
We just stick with friends.

01:24:50.619 --> 01:24:52.246
- Ooh.
- Oof!

01:24:52.321 --> 01:24:56.519
[General Fang] Lord Kelvin, I can
offer you something much more precious

01:24:56.592 --> 01:24:58.753
than a single Jade Buddha.

01:24:58.828 --> 01:25:02.662
Beneath Lanzhou are a series
of untapped jade reserves.

01:25:02.765 --> 01:25:07.566
If the town were to be overrun,
those reserves would be ours.

01:25:07.636 --> 01:25:08.796
I see.

01:25:08.871 --> 01:25:12.034
However, should Phileas Fogg
win this race,

01:25:12.107 --> 01:25:17.101
I will have neither the power nor
the means to hand over any arsenal.

01:25:17.179 --> 01:25:22.412
Then I will see to it personally
that Mr. Fogg's journey is cut short.

01:25:22.484 --> 01:25:26.682
Very well.
Let us consider our deal to be...

01:25:29.024 --> 01:25:31.993
Still, it's a first-rate idea, sir.

01:25:32.061 --> 01:25:36.395
What's this blocking my jade reserves?
That will have to be demolished.

01:25:36.498 --> 01:25:37.829
But that is
the Great Wall of China, sir.

01:25:37.900 --> 01:25:39.868
But that is
the Great Wall of China, sir.

01:25:40.970 --> 01:25:42.631
It's not that great.

01:25:52.982 --> 01:25:56.315
Passepartout went
to get help hours ago.

01:25:56.385 --> 01:25:58.717
What if he's lost, or...

01:25:58.787 --> 01:26:00.584
Don't fret, my dear.

01:26:00.656 --> 01:26:04.922
Passepartout's a warrior
with impeccable survival instincts.

01:26:04.994 --> 01:26:09.158
No doubt he'll return with help, and we
will board our train with time to spare.

01:26:09.265 --> 01:26:10.732
Agua.

01:26:11.767 --> 01:26:14.565
Perhaps I'm being a little optimistic.

01:26:14.637 --> 01:26:15.899
Help!

01:26:15.971 --> 01:26:17.871
- Help us!
- Help!

01:26:17.940 --> 01:26:20.033
Ah! A rattlesnake!

01:26:20.109 --> 01:26:21.133
Help!

01:26:21.210 --> 01:26:23.474
I don't want to die!

01:26:23.545 --> 01:26:25.775
Ah. Good morning.

01:26:27.716 --> 01:26:29.479
- Howdy.
- Hey.

01:26:29.551 --> 01:26:31.951
Crazy English cowboy wannabe man.

01:26:32.021 --> 01:26:35.957
How's about going someplace else?
You're blocking the path.

01:26:36.025 --> 01:26:38.016
Wilbur, it's him.

01:26:39.962 --> 01:26:41.190
I'll be damned.

01:26:42.831 --> 01:26:46.665
Mr. Fogg, my name is Orville Wright.
This is my brother, Wilbur.

01:26:46.735 --> 01:26:50.171
- We're big fans of yours.
- [Wilbur] Fan's a strong word.

01:26:50.272 --> 01:26:55.039
Better way to say it's we got a lot
of money riding on you to win your bet.

01:26:55.110 --> 01:26:57.442
We're gonna use
our winnings to build this.

01:26:57.980 --> 01:27:00.915
Orville, maybe now is not the time.
Let me explain it to Mr. Fogg.

01:27:00.983 --> 01:27:05.716
Just one second. Forgive my brother.
He's got his head up in the clouds.

01:27:05.788 --> 01:27:10.282
He's one of these dreamers who thinks
man's gonna go swooshing around

01:27:10.359 --> 01:27:13.453
on the planet
like a little hummingbird.

01:27:13.529 --> 01:27:16.293
Yeah, we're all gonna fly.
He thinks so, too.

01:27:16.398 --> 01:27:19.390
It's kind of sad. I'm sorry.
He's kind of a moron.

01:27:19.501 --> 01:27:23.938
He's mastered the cable steering system.
The drag-and-lift ratio.

01:27:24.006 --> 01:27:25.997
- This is brilliant.
- Thank you.

01:27:26.075 --> 01:27:29.067
That's what I've been saying,
but Orville doesn't listen.

01:27:29.144 --> 01:27:32.079
All that stuff about mastering...
That's what I say.

01:27:32.147 --> 01:27:36.049
You gotta have faith in me, no matter
how crazy big brother's dreams sound.

01:27:36.118 --> 01:27:38.882
- But you told me...
- You gotta have confidence.

01:27:38.954 --> 01:27:42.048
- You've got to speak up and support me.
- Excuse me, gentlemen.

01:27:42.124 --> 01:27:44.615
Have you come across our friend
on your way here?

01:27:45.694 --> 01:27:47.719
Who are we looking for?

01:27:47.830 --> 01:27:48.922
Passepartout.

01:27:49.832 --> 01:27:52.027
You mean the crazy,
half-naked Chinese guy

01:27:52.134 --> 01:27:54.193
we saw running around,
where he was like...

01:27:54.303 --> 01:27:57.033
- Singing "Frère Jacques"?
- With a cow skull on his head?

01:27:57.573 --> 01:27:59.063
- Possibly.
- Yes.

01:27:59.141 --> 01:28:02.542
- He's in the back of the wagon.
- Passepartout.

01:28:02.611 --> 01:28:05.136
- You are alive!
- Is that you, Grandma?

01:28:08.784 --> 01:28:11.252
- Bye-bye.
- Good luck. Go win the bet.

01:28:11.320 --> 01:28:15.120
- No pressure, but you gotta win it.
- Bye.

01:28:15.190 --> 01:28:19.183
Now, you see, to get the real
classy dames, you gotta invent stuff.

01:28:19.261 --> 01:28:21.786
I did.

01:28:21.897 --> 01:28:23.865
"I did"? What's with the "I did"?

01:28:23.966 --> 01:28:27.197
We're the Wright Brothers.
We did. Now go.

01:28:27.369 --> 01:28:30.304
- Hyah!
- [horses whinnying]

01:28:31.340 --> 01:28:33.399
[train whistle blowing]

01:28:36.311 --> 01:28:41.442
- They're not going to make it!
- [clucking, squawking]

01:28:51.994 --> 01:28:54.462
[cheering]

01:28:54.563 --> 01:28:57.532
Ah-ha-ha! New York, New York!

01:28:57.633 --> 01:29:00.101
So much to see! So little time!

01:29:00.169 --> 01:29:02.535
Our steamer leaves in ten minutes!

01:29:02.604 --> 01:29:04.572
Go, go, go! Go, go, go!

01:29:07.443 --> 01:29:10.469
[ship's horn blowing]

01:29:14.316 --> 01:29:17.342
- We're never going to make it.
- Phileas Fogg?

01:29:21.023 --> 01:29:23.491
Autograph this for me?
It's for the wife.

01:29:23.559 --> 01:29:27.620
Certainly. This business about me
robbing the Bank of England...

01:29:27.729 --> 01:29:30.095
Ah, I'm from Ireland. Nice goin'.

01:29:32.101 --> 01:29:36.834
The boat. Follow me.
I know a shortcut. Make a lane!

01:29:41.610 --> 01:29:43.544
Make a lane!

01:29:52.387 --> 01:29:54.184
Where are we?

01:29:54.857 --> 01:29:57.451
- Ah!
- Whoa!

01:29:57.526 --> 01:30:01.860
- That's a big man.
- It is a lady. A French lady.

01:30:02.097 --> 01:30:05.533
She looks like an evil
Chinese warlord to me.

01:30:12.841 --> 01:30:14.809
[jingling]

01:30:14.877 --> 01:30:16.674
[policeman laughs]

01:30:16.745 --> 01:30:19.646
Your journey has caused
quite a stir, Mr. Fogg,

01:30:19.715 --> 01:30:21.649
but I'm afraid it ends here.

01:30:21.717 --> 01:30:24.447
Leave them alone.
This has nothing to do with them.

01:30:25.721 --> 01:30:28.121
On the contrary, Lau Xing,

01:30:28.190 --> 01:30:32.593
Lord Kelvin and I have made
new arrangements to conquer Lanzhou.

01:30:32.661 --> 01:30:34.652
Unfortunately for Mr. Fogg,

01:30:34.763 --> 01:30:37.891
they entail his... permanent detour.

01:30:38.000 --> 01:30:39.627
I knew Kelvin was duplicitous,

01:30:39.735 --> 01:30:42.670
but to align himself
with such a little scoundrel!

01:30:43.772 --> 01:30:46.536
You're not a scoundrel,
but you are quite small!

01:30:48.677 --> 01:30:54.115
As in petite, but most definitely lethal
and generally very scary.

01:30:55.784 --> 01:30:58.344
One, two...

01:30:59.154 --> 01:31:01.315
- Go!
- Three!

01:31:03.158 --> 01:31:05.558
[screaming, howling]

01:31:06.862 --> 01:31:09.092
- Go up there.
- Stop them.

01:31:15.571 --> 01:31:18.039
Passepartout, my cane!

01:31:21.343 --> 01:31:22.503
Uh, there.

01:31:46.435 --> 01:31:49.632
[Monique] Passepartout!
Help! We are trapped!

01:31:50.872 --> 01:31:52.464
[screeching]

01:32:06.388 --> 01:32:07.980
Help!

01:32:08.056 --> 01:32:10.149
[screaming]

01:32:11.126 --> 01:32:14.061
[Monique] Passepartout! Help!

01:32:24.940 --> 01:32:26.066
[yelling]

01:32:32.314 --> 01:32:33.645
There you are!

01:32:36.852 --> 01:32:39.320
- [screams]
- You have a knife in your buttock.

01:33:06.315 --> 01:33:08.579
It's the evil Chinese warlord!

01:33:08.650 --> 01:33:10.015
- Ooh!
- Huh?

01:33:10.085 --> 01:33:12.349
She's coming!

01:33:12.421 --> 01:33:14.218
[screaming]

01:33:15.324 --> 01:33:17.121
- [ship's horn blowing]
- The boat!

01:33:17.192 --> 01:33:20.093
Up there! Hurry! Go, go, go!

01:33:21.129 --> 01:33:23.893
Go, Mr. Fogg. There's not much time.

01:33:38.714 --> 01:33:40.705
[horn blowing]

01:33:42.551 --> 01:33:44.883
Wait, wait! What am I thinking?

01:33:44.986 --> 01:33:46.715
Passepartout can't defeat them.

01:33:46.755 --> 01:33:48.950
He's nine Tigers short.

01:33:49.024 --> 01:33:50.082
[horn blowing]

01:33:51.259 --> 01:33:56.094
Phileas, I do believe you are becoming
the man of my dreams.

01:33:56.198 --> 01:33:58.723
When this is over,
let's hope the arms and legs

01:33:58.834 --> 01:34:01.769
of the man of your dreams
are still attached to the torso...

01:34:01.837 --> 01:34:03.805
of the man of your dreams.

01:34:29.798 --> 01:34:30.856
[horn blowing]

01:34:30.966 --> 01:34:35.164
- You have failed to stop him.
- Then your death will have to suffice.

01:34:54.823 --> 01:34:56.290
Let go of me!

01:34:56.358 --> 01:35:00.294
The book! It's going to fall!
How can we save...

01:35:00.362 --> 01:35:02.523
- Phileas?
- I will save him...

01:35:02.631 --> 01:35:05.259
[yelling] Wah!

01:35:09.738 --> 01:35:11.228
[metal creaking]

01:35:13.608 --> 01:35:15.303
Mr. Fogg!

01:35:28.190 --> 01:35:30.055
- [screaming]
- No!

01:35:42.337 --> 01:35:44.430
Oh. Passepartout?

01:35:49.878 --> 01:35:52.312
[grunting]

01:35:54.416 --> 01:35:56.816
- [groaning]
- Passepartout!

01:35:56.885 --> 01:35:58.113
- Huh?
- You're alive!

01:35:59.187 --> 01:36:01.747
- Are you injured?
- [grunting]

01:36:06.194 --> 01:36:09.857
Yes, well, uh...
Rules are made to be broken.

01:36:09.965 --> 01:36:12.798
Or, uh, stabbed by a spiky shoe.

01:36:12.868 --> 01:36:16.861
Mr. Fogg, you missed the ship.
You'll lose your bet.

01:36:16.972 --> 01:36:20.635
Oh. At least I didn't lose a friend.

01:36:23.678 --> 01:36:26.272
[shrieking]

01:36:30.852 --> 01:36:33.980
[sighs] You must be the eleventh Tiger.

01:36:34.389 --> 01:36:36.050
Meow!

01:36:39.060 --> 01:36:44.521
- Let's go. We must catch the next ship.
- It would never reach London in time.

01:36:47.903 --> 01:36:50.371
No. No! No!

01:36:50.472 --> 01:36:54.465
We are not giving up!
I almost died! You almost died!

01:36:54.543 --> 01:36:57.944
We take the next ship
and win that bet!

01:37:00.649 --> 01:37:03.049
Very well.

01:37:03.118 --> 01:37:04.779
- Let's go.
- Yes!

01:37:05.787 --> 01:37:07.448
Thank you.

01:37:42.857 --> 01:37:45.849
[Phileas] Yes. Yes! Yes!

01:37:47.529 --> 01:37:49.588
Oh, it's hopeless.

01:37:49.698 --> 01:37:52.633
By those calculations,
I'm still behind by one day.

01:37:52.701 --> 01:37:57.638
- There must be some way!
- Phileas Fogg on my boat?

01:37:58.506 --> 01:38:01.270
What an honor, sir!

01:38:01.343 --> 01:38:05.109
I've quite a penny wagered on you.
The wife's none too happy about it.

01:38:05.180 --> 01:38:10.015
Then again, she hasn't cracked a smile
since that shark almost devoured me.

01:38:10.685 --> 01:38:13.017
Got 'em both in one bite.

01:38:26.468 --> 01:38:27.799
[clears throat]

01:38:28.570 --> 01:38:31.300
Ah, it's Inspector Fix!

01:38:31.373 --> 01:38:35.036
My goodness! He made it
around the world before Fogg!

01:38:35.710 --> 01:38:39.146
I came back from India
the short way, you ninny!

01:38:40.815 --> 01:38:44.012
I take it you don't have
Phileas Fogg in that valise.

01:38:48.423 --> 01:38:50.254
A little Jade Buddha, perhaps?

01:38:51.693 --> 01:38:53.058
[screaming]

01:38:56.464 --> 01:38:58.523
[screaming]

01:38:58.633 --> 01:39:01.363
[screeching]

01:39:04.039 --> 01:39:06.633
[sailor] That's the last
of the coal, Captain.

01:39:16.918 --> 01:39:19.352
Mr. Fogg.

01:39:19.421 --> 01:39:22.447
I'm sorry to say,
we've burnt the last of the coal.

01:39:22.524 --> 01:39:25.186
- [sighs]
- But I've had a word with the crew,

01:39:25.260 --> 01:39:27.694
and all of them...

01:39:28.363 --> 01:39:30.524
have agreed to burn their shoes.

01:39:31.800 --> 01:39:34.064
The effort is appreciated, Captain.

01:39:34.135 --> 01:39:37.070
Unfortunately,
we've gained a mere six hours.

01:39:37.739 --> 01:39:42.574
- Even shoes cannot help us now.
- Must be something we can do.

01:39:44.245 --> 01:39:46.577
[gulls screeching]

01:39:51.252 --> 01:39:54.653
That's it. I've got it.

01:39:55.924 --> 01:39:56.913
Birds.

01:39:56.991 --> 01:39:59.482
Excellent idea! We'll burn birds!

01:39:59.561 --> 01:40:01.791
No, we'll fly to London.

01:40:01.896 --> 01:40:05.627
We follow the laws of physics
mastered by the birds millennia ago

01:40:05.734 --> 01:40:09.670
and combine it with the Wright
Brothers' steering system.

01:40:10.338 --> 01:40:12.806
Most people would laugh at you.

01:40:12.874 --> 01:40:16.332
But not us. We care about you.

01:40:23.485 --> 01:40:26.977
Captain, I'm afraid
I have to ask permission.

01:40:29.657 --> 01:40:31.818
Dismantle Carmen?

01:40:31.893 --> 01:40:34.828
But she's me livelihood,
me most loyal companion.

01:40:34.929 --> 01:40:36.157
Never, never, ever!

01:40:36.264 --> 01:40:39.700
What if I could direct you
to an impeccable physician

01:40:39.801 --> 01:40:42.929
who could replace both your nipples,
at my expense,

01:40:43.037 --> 01:40:46.404
and I will give you enough money
to buy a brand-new ship?

01:40:47.876 --> 01:40:50.504
You had me at the nipples.

01:40:50.845 --> 01:40:54.975
- Cornelius, fetch me me tools! Now!
- Aye, aye, Captain!

01:40:56.518 --> 01:40:57.985
One, two! One, two!

01:41:04.159 --> 01:41:06.150
[sailor] Timber!

01:41:37.859 --> 01:41:40.453
I'll go sharpen the propeller.

01:41:50.138 --> 01:41:51.935
Wrong way. Not looking.

01:42:28.176 --> 01:42:30.201
[sailor] Just one more.

01:42:30.278 --> 01:42:33.076
That's it! Right, lads, tie it off!

01:42:33.147 --> 01:42:37.675
The Greenwich time zone. The last time
I shall set my watch ahead.

01:42:37.919 --> 01:42:40.114
Well...

01:42:40.188 --> 01:42:43.157
- Shall we fly?
- Let's.

01:42:43.892 --> 01:42:48.090
Mr. Fogg. Hurrah!

01:42:48.196 --> 01:42:50.221
[sailor] Hurrah!

01:42:51.833 --> 01:42:53.801
Inspiring words.

01:42:54.869 --> 01:42:58.430
- Very well. Prepare for takeoff!
- Yes, sir!

01:43:12.020 --> 01:43:15.251
- Mr. Fogg, are you sure?
- No!

01:43:16.991 --> 01:43:19.186
- Whoa!
- [yelling]

01:43:22.196 --> 01:43:24.790
[cheering]

01:43:26.234 --> 01:43:28.725
How the hell are we getting back?

01:43:28.836 --> 01:43:31.703
- [Monique screams]
- [Passepartout] Whoa!

01:43:34.475 --> 01:43:36.841
- Now!
- Ohhh!

01:43:37.879 --> 01:43:41.144
[all yelling]

01:43:41.215 --> 01:43:43.547
[Monique squeals, laughs]

01:43:43.651 --> 01:43:46.984
You did it, Phileas! We are flying!

01:43:47.021 --> 01:43:49.785
My God! It's...

01:43:50.792 --> 01:43:52.054
magical!

01:43:52.727 --> 01:43:55.992
- Better than your dreams?
- Better than my dreams.

01:43:56.097 --> 01:43:57.928
Hey! Don't forget to steer!

01:44:12.680 --> 01:44:16.207
[humming]

01:44:18.920 --> 01:44:21.388
It's a...

01:44:21.456 --> 01:44:23.651
a telegram from...

01:44:23.725 --> 01:44:25.818
General Fang, sir.

01:44:25.893 --> 01:44:29.021
[humming continues]

01:44:30.598 --> 01:44:31.690
[Kelvin yells]

01:44:34.135 --> 01:44:36.103
We're going to make it!

01:44:40.174 --> 01:44:42.369
- This all right?
- Oh, dear.

01:44:42.443 --> 01:44:46.038
- This is exactly like a dream I had.
- You dream of winning the race?

01:44:46.147 --> 01:44:50.982
- No, of crashing to my death.
- Don't worry. I'm gonna get it.

01:44:53.788 --> 01:44:56.154
- Look up there!
- Great Scott!

01:44:56.224 --> 01:44:58.351
[man] Look! A flying machine!

01:44:58.993 --> 01:45:02.520
- Don't step on the wing!
- [man] It's Phileas Fogg!

01:45:03.664 --> 01:45:06.997
Sir, rumor has it a flying machine
is heading for the Royal Academy,

01:45:07.068 --> 01:45:09.263
our bank thief at the pedals.

01:45:09.337 --> 01:45:11.999
Some people will believe anything.

01:45:12.073 --> 01:45:14.598
[all] A flying machine is
heading for the Academy!

01:45:14.675 --> 01:45:18.736
- The bank thief is pedaling!
- See what I mean?

01:45:18.813 --> 01:45:20.747
Help!

01:45:20.815 --> 01:45:23.215
Well done, Passepartout!

01:45:23.684 --> 01:45:25.242
The wing ropes!

01:45:26.521 --> 01:45:30.685
[Phileas] Just a minor setback.
Another minor setback.

01:45:31.692 --> 01:45:35.526
- All right, this is a major setback.
- [Monique screams]

01:45:36.030 --> 01:45:38.590
A flying machine is headed
for the Royal Academy,

01:45:38.699 --> 01:45:41.634
and witnesses swear
that it's Phileas Fogg.

01:45:41.702 --> 01:45:43.135
[Kelvin yells]

01:45:43.237 --> 01:45:46.673
Faster, Passepartout! Faster!

01:45:46.741 --> 01:45:49.403
- We're losing altitude!
- [Monique] Landing gear?

01:45:49.477 --> 01:45:52.037
[Phileas] That would have been
an excellent idea!

01:45:55.283 --> 01:45:57.376
The bird men are here!

01:46:00.388 --> 01:46:03.414
No. I will not lose this wager!

01:46:03.491 --> 01:46:07.860
He is not to reach the top step.
Get the police. Here. Now!

01:46:07.929 --> 01:46:11.194
I want Fogg arrested the moment
his feet touch British soil!

01:46:11.299 --> 01:46:12.561
- [whistling]
- Oh!

01:46:12.667 --> 01:46:14.601
- I'm sorry...
- Right in my ear!

01:46:14.669 --> 01:46:17.661
Passepartout, get back in your seat.

01:46:17.772 --> 01:46:20.673
We're going to return to the ground!

01:46:21.776 --> 01:46:24.438
- [all screaming]
- [screaming]

01:46:26.347 --> 01:46:28.577
Stop! Kitchner! Hold your ground!

01:46:29.283 --> 01:46:31.808
- Why are they fleeing?
- [screaming]

01:46:31.886 --> 01:46:34.047
Cowards!

01:46:38.726 --> 01:46:40.193
Hold on!

01:46:54.342 --> 01:46:57.209
[cheering]

01:47:11.025 --> 01:47:12.993
[Passepartout] Make it to the top step!

01:47:13.060 --> 01:47:15.927
- New Zealand. We didn't go there.
- Top step.

01:47:16.030 --> 01:47:19.158
Arrest them!
They robbed the Bank of England!

01:47:19.901 --> 01:47:23.234
No, no!
Nonsense! Where is your proof?

01:47:23.304 --> 01:47:26.034
This is the Royal Academy of Science!

01:47:26.107 --> 01:47:29.133
We don't need to prove anything!

01:47:29.210 --> 01:47:32.475
Besides which,
by the time you get out of jail,

01:47:32.547 --> 01:47:35.038
you'll have lost the wager.

01:47:35.116 --> 01:47:36.879
[bell tolls]

01:47:39.987 --> 01:47:41.545
Noon.

01:47:41.622 --> 01:47:42.987
We did our best.

01:47:44.492 --> 01:47:48.622
Out of me way! Move it!
I used to be somebody important!

01:47:49.163 --> 01:47:51.461
Should have thrown him
through a higher window.

01:47:51.566 --> 01:47:54.330
- Get off!
- Get rid of this buffoon!

01:47:54.402 --> 01:47:58.998
That's the thanks I get for going
halfway around the world to stop Fogg?

01:47:59.073 --> 01:48:00.062
[murmuring]

01:48:00.141 --> 01:48:04.373
He also sent a Chinese warlord
to kill Phileas Fogg!

01:48:04.445 --> 01:48:06.140
That's right. He did!

01:48:07.582 --> 01:48:09.846
Lies! All of it!

01:48:09.917 --> 01:48:13.011
- [raspberries]
- [crowd protesting]

01:48:13.521 --> 01:48:14.647
- Kitchner!
- Yes?

01:48:15.489 --> 01:48:18.219
- Tell them!
- Oh, well, yes, uh...

01:48:18.292 --> 01:48:21.728
- [stammering] Well, the thing of it...
- You mumbling moron!

01:48:21.829 --> 01:48:24.195
Salisbury, translate Kitchner's blather.

01:48:24.298 --> 01:48:27.267
I... Me... I... Yes. Yes!

01:48:27.335 --> 01:48:30.395
- Rhodes!
- The thing of it is,

01:48:31.038 --> 01:48:33.006
I don't want to make a fuss.

01:48:33.074 --> 01:48:36.908
- You spineless cretins!
- [crowd gasps]

01:48:36.978 --> 01:48:41.779
That man stuck me with quills!
Bunches of them!

01:48:41.849 --> 01:48:45.546
Yes! Lord Kelvin's a bully!

01:48:45.653 --> 01:48:50.955
It's true! I hate to admit it,
but I'm a battered lord.

01:48:50.992 --> 01:48:54.120
- No!
- Oh, boo-hoo!

01:48:54.195 --> 01:48:57.426
So what if I did
try to kill Phileas Fogg?

01:48:57.798 --> 01:49:01.131
What are you gutless peons
going to do about it?

01:49:01.202 --> 01:49:05.070
I hold all the power!
I run everything!

01:49:05.139 --> 01:49:10.475
So which of you half-wits
is going to stop me? You? You? You?

01:49:10.544 --> 01:49:13.707
- The queen!
- The queen?

01:49:13.781 --> 01:49:16.648
Oh, the queen!

01:49:16.717 --> 01:49:20.847
That inbred, antiquated old cow!

01:49:20.921 --> 01:49:25.949
The only way she could stop me
is if she sat on me!

01:49:26.961 --> 01:49:30.556
With her big, fat royal bottom!

01:49:30.665 --> 01:49:33.190
[laughing]

01:49:34.235 --> 01:49:36.760
She's behind me, isn't she?

01:49:37.438 --> 01:49:39.702
Oh, Your Majesty.

01:49:39.774 --> 01:49:44.143
I have just apprehended the culprits
who robbed the Bank of England.

01:49:44.211 --> 01:49:46.645
- No, Majesty!
- [Fix] Rubbish!

01:49:48.249 --> 01:49:50.240
Quiet!

01:49:51.585 --> 01:49:54.053
I love being able to do that.

01:49:54.121 --> 01:49:56.783
So, Lord Kelvin,

01:49:56.857 --> 01:50:00.452
unsportsmanlike conduct,
attempted murder,

01:50:00.528 --> 01:50:03.725
trading my arsenal for Buddhas.

01:50:03.831 --> 01:50:06.322
How do you know about that?
I never said...

01:50:06.434 --> 01:50:10.803
Admit it. You've been
a naughty boy, haven't you?

01:50:11.872 --> 01:50:13.100
[murmuring]

01:50:13.174 --> 01:50:18.339
Your Majesty, I assure you,
there is an explanation for all of this.

01:50:18.412 --> 01:50:20.778
What it was, was, was...

01:50:20.848 --> 01:50:23.976
I was... I... I was simply...

01:50:24.051 --> 01:50:25.712
simply...

01:50:27.555 --> 01:50:29.352
Why do they always run?

01:50:29.423 --> 01:50:30.947
Arrest him.

01:50:31.025 --> 01:50:35.860
Get out of my way, you fools!
Unhand me! Don't you know who I am?

01:50:36.797 --> 01:50:40.426
I'll kill you!
I'll have you for this, Fogg!

01:50:40.534 --> 01:50:45.233
So, is this Phileas Fogg's
miraculous flying invention?

01:50:45.906 --> 01:50:48.670
Your Majesty, we all invented it.

01:50:48.743 --> 01:50:52.440
I'm very impressed,
and that doesn't happen often.

01:50:52.513 --> 01:50:53.844
Thank you.

01:50:53.914 --> 01:50:57.543
But still, we failed
to help Phileas win his bet.

01:50:59.220 --> 01:51:03.179
- I'm sorry, Phileas.
- Don't be, my chéri.

01:51:03.257 --> 01:51:07.489
I saw the world.
I learnt of new cultures.

01:51:07.561 --> 01:51:09.893
I flew across an ocean.

01:51:09.997 --> 01:51:11.658
I wore women's clothing.

01:51:12.566 --> 01:51:14.830
Oh?

01:51:15.836 --> 01:51:18.270
Made a friend.

01:51:19.707 --> 01:51:22.369
Fell in love.

01:51:22.443 --> 01:51:25.742
- Who cares if I lost a wager?
- [Queen] I do.

01:51:25.813 --> 01:51:31.683
- I've got 20 quid riding on you.
- Your Majesty, it has gone 12 noon.

01:51:31.752 --> 01:51:35.313
Correct. Which gives you
24 hours remaining.

01:51:36.056 --> 01:51:38.923
- Could we have miscounted?
- No.

01:51:38.993 --> 01:51:42.895
I moved Mr. Fogg's watch ahead one hour
as we passed each time zone.

01:51:44.298 --> 01:51:46.789
The international date line.

01:51:46.901 --> 01:51:49.870
We set our watches forward
at 20 more time zones, so...

01:51:49.970 --> 01:51:52.962
here it's still day 79.

01:51:53.040 --> 01:51:55.702
- So, we've...
- We've won!

01:52:02.817 --> 01:52:04.341
We won, we won...

01:52:04.418 --> 01:52:07.046
- Thank God. Ah!
- [gasping]

01:52:11.459 --> 01:52:14.519
Your Majesty, I...
I apologize. Do forgive me.

01:52:14.595 --> 01:52:18.691
- I quite forgot myself.
- Go and win your bet, Mr. Fogg.

01:52:18.799 --> 01:52:21.859
I shall need a new minister of science.

01:52:24.338 --> 01:52:28.206
Uh, yes, of course, Your Majesty.

01:52:30.544 --> 01:52:32.910
- Shall we?
- Yeah.

01:52:33.948 --> 01:52:37.509
- Go!
- [cheering]

01:52:42.656 --> 01:52:44.624
- We won, Phileas! We won!
- Yes!

01:52:44.725 --> 01:52:46.386
We won!

01:52:48.829 --> 01:52:50.854
Oh, well done!

01:52:57.771 --> 01:52:59.033
Go ahead.

01:53:04.078 --> 01:53:05.340
- Oh!
- [thudding]

01:53:38.045 --> 01:53:58.570
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