WEBVTT 00:00:00.626 --> 00:00:20.626 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:01:30.650 --> 00:01:31.893 Surprise! 00:01:33.338 --> 00:01:35.988 Thanks for helping this summer. Have a great year at school, Paige. 00:02:28.602 --> 00:02:30.544 Hey, what happened to the Lamborghini? 00:02:30.746 --> 00:02:33.364 I'm quite bored of the Lamborghini. Ready to lose? 00:02:33.914 --> 00:02:35.157 I've won Grand Prix. What have you won? 00:02:35.354 --> 00:02:36.531 Nothing. 00:02:36.730 --> 00:02:37.907 And you're gonna beat me in your mummy's limo? 00:02:38.106 --> 00:02:40.920 To be correct, Mr. Irvine, I'm going to beat you in my mummy's limo, 00:02:41.147 --> 00:02:43.056 to which I've made numerous modifications. 00:02:43.258 --> 00:02:44.883 So you should be afraid, my friend. 00:02:45.083 --> 00:02:48.149 Not half as afraid as you're gonna be when your mummy finds out. 00:03:04.219 --> 00:03:07.699 - Hey, how was it? - Oh, it was great. 00:03:07.898 --> 00:03:09.556 They had a going-away Danish for me. 00:03:09.947 --> 00:03:12.729 And as soon as I blew out the candle, Trey Carlson came in 00:03:12.955 --> 00:03:14.962 with this huge bloody gash on his forehead. 00:03:15.162 --> 00:03:17.551 - He tried to give himself a haircut. - Good going, Trey. 00:03:17.755 --> 00:03:19.893 The cool part was they let me stitch it up for him. 00:03:20.123 --> 00:03:22.489 - Time check? - 9:45. 00:03:37.435 --> 00:03:38.612 Racers ready? 00:03:39.227 --> 00:03:40.753 Go. 00:04:57.884 --> 00:04:58.996 Hi. 00:05:28.828 --> 00:05:30.289 No! 00:05:33.724 --> 00:05:35.316 Look out! 00:05:42.204 --> 00:05:43.730 Hi. 00:05:46.813 --> 00:05:48.569 Great dress. 00:05:57.981 --> 00:05:59.126 Good race, Your Highness. 00:05:59.357 --> 00:06:00.757 Not exactly the way I wanted to win. 00:06:00.925 --> 00:06:03.405 It'd been better if you hadn't lifted your foot off at the end. 00:06:03.421 --> 00:06:06.803 - No, you did great. - Congratulations. 00:06:30.333 --> 00:06:32.918 - And then there were two. - It's not that bad. 00:06:33.149 --> 00:06:36.564 No, they seem really happy. I... 00:06:36.797 --> 00:06:39.830 I just remember how much we used to talk about getting out there 00:06:40.029 --> 00:06:41.305 and following our dreams. 00:06:41.502 --> 00:06:45.909 There's a whole world out there to see. You too. We're the last holdouts. 00:06:49.342 --> 00:06:50.868 Todd and I are engaged. 00:06:53.182 --> 00:06:55.418 - Don't hate me. - That's great. 00:06:55.613 --> 00:06:59.835 - Why would I hate you? No. - Oh, thanks. 00:07:00.702 --> 00:07:02.425 - OK, ladies. - Oh, look. 00:07:02.622 --> 00:07:04.148 Betsy's throwing the bouquet. 00:07:06.333 --> 00:07:07.510 Are you ready, ladies? 00:07:08.349 --> 00:07:13.171 One, two, three. 00:07:13.374 --> 00:07:14.780 I caught it! 00:07:38.238 --> 00:07:42.012 - He is late every time. - Yes. 00:07:42.206 --> 00:07:44.344 It's OK, I've got it. Thank you. 00:07:45.886 --> 00:07:47.227 Thank you. 00:07:47.422 --> 00:07:49.461 - Edvard. - Hi, Ari. 00:07:51.550 --> 00:07:55.063 His Majesty, the king. Her Majesty, the queen. 00:07:56.127 --> 00:07:58.265 His Royal Highness, the crown prince. 00:07:58.463 --> 00:08:00.764 Her Royal Highness, Princess Arabella. 00:08:18.047 --> 00:08:20.021 Here we are, honey. 00:08:21.183 --> 00:08:24.216 - Hope to see you at Thanksgiving. - All right, I love you, Dad. 00:08:24.415 --> 00:08:26.520 - Bye, sweetheart. - Bye. Thanks. 00:08:31.231 --> 00:08:33.565 - Hello? - Paige, hey. 00:08:33.759 --> 00:08:35.002 - How's it going? - Oh, my God. 00:08:35.198 --> 00:08:37.107 Good. How psyched are you to be back? 00:08:37.311 --> 00:08:39.449 Yeah, but this year we do the dishes every three weeks 00:08:39.679 --> 00:08:41.053 whether we need to or not. 00:08:41.247 --> 00:08:43.636 And by "we", I mean you. 00:08:44.223 --> 00:08:46.710 Oh, look what my dad hooked me up with. 00:08:49.983 --> 00:08:52.372 Yeah. He may be totally inaccessible emotionally, 00:08:52.575 --> 00:08:55.258 but he does know how to install some really cool crap. 00:08:55.455 --> 00:08:58.204 Well, enjoy it. I'll be lucky if I'm ever home this year. 00:08:58.399 --> 00:09:01.748 I've got a five-hour chem lab, plus med-school applications and work. 00:09:01.951 --> 00:09:04.154 Hey, hey, classes haven't even started yet. 00:09:04.351 --> 00:09:05.911 Before you start saving the world, 00:09:06.143 --> 00:09:08.314 you could come to the Rat with me, Stacey and Amanda. 00:09:11.007 --> 00:09:14.302 So at this point in the trip, me and the other tour leaders are just... 00:09:14.496 --> 00:09:16.088 - We're fed up with all these - OK, OK. 00:09:16.287 --> 00:09:18.523 Rich, snotty kids and all of their complaining. 00:09:18.719 --> 00:09:23.639 So one night in Rome, we go to this bar, 00:09:23.840 --> 00:09:29.175 and I kind of slept with a 45-year-old cheesy ltalian guy. 00:09:29.375 --> 00:09:30.716 Forty-five? Wow. 00:09:30.912 --> 00:09:34.141 Well, he was cute in a Mussolini kind of way. 00:09:34.912 --> 00:09:38.621 - What are you gals talking about? - Our love for older, virile men like you. 00:09:38.815 --> 00:09:42.524 A few more of these and believe me, I'll be the best-looking guy in here. 00:09:42.720 --> 00:09:45.622 - Then you better take Stacey's away. - Oh, yes, please. 00:09:46.399 --> 00:09:49.660 - You want back on the work rotation? - Yeah, definitely. 00:09:49.983 --> 00:09:51.706 - How's tomorrow? - How's Thursday? 00:09:52.096 --> 00:09:54.234 - How's tomorrow? - Tomorrow it is. 00:09:54.431 --> 00:09:55.925 All right. This round's on me. 00:09:56.128 --> 00:09:57.654 - Thanks. - Thanks. 00:09:57.856 --> 00:09:59.099 - Cheers. - Cheers. 00:10:02.368 --> 00:10:04.888 I can't believe you got to see all of Europe. 00:10:05.088 --> 00:10:07.509 I wish I could fast-forward through the next five years... 00:10:07.711 --> 00:10:09.849 I hate when she starts to talk about her life plan. 00:10:10.080 --> 00:10:12.316 - It makes me feel so unfocused. - Tell me about it. 00:10:12.544 --> 00:10:14.910 I'm a senior, and I've changed my major, like, six times. 00:10:15.136 --> 00:10:16.892 - I don't even have a major. - Oh, please. 00:10:17.056 --> 00:10:19.739 By the time you get one, Paige will be done with Johns Hopkins. 00:10:19.937 --> 00:10:22.140 - That's if I get in. - You'll get in. 00:10:22.336 --> 00:10:25.150 No. Not after this semester. I have to take Shakespeare. 00:10:25.345 --> 00:10:27.025 Some sort of stupid humanities requirement. 00:10:27.200 --> 00:10:29.785 That's it. The next time you talk about classes or work, 00:10:29.985 --> 00:10:31.162 you have to do a shot. 00:10:31.360 --> 00:10:33.148 It's just that Shakespeare is so useless... 00:10:33.344 --> 00:10:34.718 Stop. 00:10:34.912 --> 00:10:37.115 - Hey, guys, I need this. - Hey. 00:10:37.313 --> 00:10:38.905 - Here you go. - No. 00:10:39.104 --> 00:10:42.006 - No, come on. - Oh, yeah, definitely. 00:10:42.240 --> 00:10:44.028 - What is this? - Drink it. Drink it. 00:10:44.256 --> 00:10:45.881 - It's your first night. - Cheers. 00:10:46.112 --> 00:10:49.275 - Cheers. - That's good. 00:10:52.257 --> 00:10:54.558 Oh, I hate you guys. 00:10:55.841 --> 00:10:58.590 Did you read all the prepared research materials? 00:10:58.785 --> 00:10:59.962 Of course. 00:11:00.160 --> 00:11:02.265 Edvard, one day, you will be the 51 st ruler 00:11:02.465 --> 00:11:03.826 of the longest continuous monarchy 00:11:04.000 --> 00:11:06.203 - in the history of the world. - Yes, I'm aware, Father. 00:11:06.401 --> 00:11:09.150 It's a monarchy that still requires the participation of the king 00:11:09.345 --> 00:11:11.614 in the workings and decisions of the government. 00:11:11.809 --> 00:11:16.086 So if I ask you if you're prepared, it's not an insignificant question. 00:11:16.321 --> 00:11:17.847 Father, I'm prepared, OK? 00:11:21.377 --> 00:11:23.766 His Majesty, the king. 00:11:27.745 --> 00:11:31.040 And His Royal Highness, the crown prince. 00:11:31.233 --> 00:11:33.622 - Your Majesty. - I'm all right. 00:11:33.825 --> 00:11:37.753 - Prime minister. - Your Royal Highness. 00:11:37.953 --> 00:11:40.374 OK, ladies and gentlemen, let's get started. 00:11:42.017 --> 00:11:43.959 But a six-percent pay increase is the least 00:11:44.162 --> 00:11:45.688 the national unions will accept. 00:11:45.889 --> 00:11:47.677 - That's unconscionable. - Look. 00:11:47.873 --> 00:11:50.556 If we can't agree, how are we gonna get the two sides together? 00:11:50.753 --> 00:11:51.898 This is blackmail. 00:11:52.129 --> 00:11:54.430 All right, we'll have to make other concessions then. 00:11:55.009 --> 00:11:56.732 Is there no end to the workers' demands? 00:11:57.537 --> 00:12:01.311 Our government must refuse to give in to the unions at all costs. 00:12:01.538 --> 00:12:02.879 I appreciate your ardor, Thomas, 00:12:03.073 --> 00:12:05.593 but I assure you they are very serious about the deadline. 00:12:05.793 --> 00:12:07.680 Without concessions, they will strike. 00:12:07.873 --> 00:12:10.556 A nationwide strike will be disastrous for our economy. 00:12:10.753 --> 00:12:13.022 Edvard, I'm sure we'd all like to know what you think. 00:12:15.201 --> 00:12:16.629 Sorry, what was the question? 00:12:18.529 --> 00:12:20.667 I was... I was busy. 00:12:22.306 --> 00:12:23.582 I see. 00:12:24.578 --> 00:12:26.967 I don't know why my father insists I go with him. 00:12:27.202 --> 00:12:30.497 - I've always detested those meetings. - Yes, sir. 00:12:30.722 --> 00:12:32.893 Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that, 00:12:33.090 --> 00:12:35.064 I don't know, you're going to be king someday. 00:12:35.266 --> 00:12:37.338 Yes, don't remind me, Soren. 00:12:38.370 --> 00:12:40.890 You're very lucky you're not me, let me tell you. 00:12:41.090 --> 00:12:44.799 If you want to change places, sir, call me day or night. 00:12:48.866 --> 00:12:50.294 You know my mother's gonna go crazy 00:12:50.498 --> 00:12:52.352 when she finds out what happened today. 00:12:52.578 --> 00:12:55.196 It's a speech I definitely don't want to hear. 00:12:55.394 --> 00:12:58.241 I need to get out of Denmark, Soren. I need to clear my head. 00:12:58.691 --> 00:13:02.400 Oh, yes, and where would you like to clear your head this time, sir? 00:13:02.594 --> 00:13:05.343 I hear the slopes are opening early in St. Moritz this year. 00:13:05.538 --> 00:13:07.163 Monte Carlo has opened a new casino. 00:13:07.362 --> 00:13:09.500 Dropping a few hundred thousand kroner always seems 00:13:09.699 --> 00:13:12.088 to have worked miracles in the past. 00:13:12.322 --> 00:13:13.848 Warning. The following commercial... 00:13:14.051 --> 00:13:15.676 Wait, no time for that. Watch this! 00:13:15.874 --> 00:13:18.143 For years, Desperate Dan has been talking real women 00:13:18.339 --> 00:13:21.372 into doing the most outrageous things. And he's captured it all on tape. 00:13:21.602 --> 00:13:23.903 And now Desperate Dan takes you to America's heartland 00:13:24.066 --> 00:13:26.302 to bring you Wild College Girls: 00:13:26.498 --> 00:13:28.701 The Girls of Wisconsin. 00:13:30.082 --> 00:13:33.856 Oh, please. Come on, take your top off for us. Come on, Just once. 00:13:34.051 --> 00:13:36.385 - Wisconsin? - Yes. 00:13:36.579 --> 00:13:38.139 Why there, son? 00:13:38.339 --> 00:13:41.600 Because I've never spent much time in America before. 00:13:41.794 --> 00:13:43.801 And I'd rather go to the heart of the country 00:13:44.003 --> 00:13:46.141 where I can meet ordinary Americans. 00:13:46.467 --> 00:13:49.663 Plus, there's a well-respected university with interesting programs 00:13:49.859 --> 00:13:52.761 and a wide variety of extracurricular activities. 00:13:54.371 --> 00:13:55.865 But this is absurd. 00:13:56.098 --> 00:13:58.464 Look, I see this as a real opportunity to find myself. 00:13:58.691 --> 00:14:01.178 Oh, Edvard, please. 00:14:01.411 --> 00:14:06.167 This is just another in a series of escapades. 00:14:07.747 --> 00:14:09.983 Which, by the way, we finance. 00:14:10.179 --> 00:14:14.237 Inevitably ending up with you in some tabloid, embarrassing us 00:14:14.435 --> 00:14:17.053 and forcing you to come back to the palace to hide yourself 00:14:17.251 --> 00:14:19.934 until you convince us you have to go and find yourself yet again. 00:14:20.131 --> 00:14:21.932 If I'm the embarrassment you believe me to be, 00:14:22.115 --> 00:14:23.641 then maybe you should cut me off. 00:14:23.907 --> 00:14:26.809 - Well, what are you saying? - I'm saying I want to go and I'm going. 00:14:27.012 --> 00:14:29.695 And I neither require your money nor your permission. 00:14:32.772 --> 00:14:36.449 - Edvard! - I will do this on my own, Mother! 00:14:40.003 --> 00:14:41.825 Let him go. 00:14:42.339 --> 00:14:45.088 We've tried everything else, and it doesn't work, so... 00:14:45.860 --> 00:14:48.893 Frankly, it's encouraging he even wants to try. 00:14:50.340 --> 00:14:52.795 Soren. You will go with him. 00:14:53.732 --> 00:14:55.488 Me, Your Majesty? 00:14:55.683 --> 00:14:57.024 On my own? 00:14:57.220 --> 00:14:59.521 Surely there's a caretaker better suited than... 00:15:00.996 --> 00:15:03.963 I will arrange for our departure. 00:15:20.612 --> 00:15:23.230 - Hey! - Slow down. 00:15:29.092 --> 00:15:30.302 Just look at them all, Soren. 00:15:30.629 --> 00:15:33.695 Thousands upon thousands of young, crazy college girls getting drunk 00:15:33.892 --> 00:15:36.477 - and taking their tops off. - Yes, sir, what a treat for us 00:15:36.676 --> 00:15:38.596 that it's happening here in America's dairy land. 00:15:39.460 --> 00:15:43.038 Breeding ground of the coronary bypass patients of the world. 00:15:43.236 --> 00:15:44.730 Look at her. 00:15:44.932 --> 00:15:47.201 Your parents are expecting you to attend your classes, 00:15:47.397 --> 00:15:49.633 - Your Royal Highness. - Yes, I know. 00:15:50.021 --> 00:15:51.711 Listen, Soren. 00:15:51.908 --> 00:15:54.329 From this point forward, I do not want you to address me 00:15:54.532 --> 00:15:56.670 as the prince or Your Royal Highness. 00:15:56.868 --> 00:16:00.610 You will address me as... Eddie. 00:16:00.804 --> 00:16:02.691 Yes, Eddie. 00:16:02.884 --> 00:16:05.666 The last thing I need right now is to have the press all over me. 00:16:06.149 --> 00:16:09.793 - I think it's gonna be fun. - I'm having a wonderful time already. 00:16:11.045 --> 00:16:13.183 - Are you unhappy, Soren? - What gave me away, sir? 00:16:14.340 --> 00:16:17.023 I don't know. Your expression never changes. 00:16:17.220 --> 00:16:19.838 - Do you even know how to smile? - Yes. 00:16:43.461 --> 00:16:45.599 Oh, Soren, this is us. 00:16:47.653 --> 00:16:49.627 Good heavens. 00:16:56.005 --> 00:16:57.859 I thought you had to be convicted of a crime 00:16:58.053 --> 00:16:59.907 before you lived somewhere like this. 00:17:03.045 --> 00:17:04.670 It's not that bad. 00:17:08.069 --> 00:17:10.141 Plus, we haven't seen the rest of it yet. 00:17:13.029 --> 00:17:15.581 Apparently, this is the rest of it. 00:17:19.237 --> 00:17:22.303 Well, I like it. And I'll even let you have first choice of the beds. 00:17:22.501 --> 00:17:23.929 Oh, heavens. 00:17:24.454 --> 00:17:26.843 Which stained mattress shall I choose? 00:17:32.582 --> 00:17:34.404 You the new guys? 00:17:35.622 --> 00:17:37.509 I'm Scotty. 00:17:38.886 --> 00:17:42.912 All right, all my food's labeled, so I'll know if you ate anything. 00:17:43.142 --> 00:17:48.379 I'm allergic to dairy, shellfish, red meat, melon, nuts and kiwi. 00:17:48.614 --> 00:17:51.330 So don't bring any of that stuff around here. 00:17:53.894 --> 00:17:58.149 The Xbox is off-limits. If you screw up any of my high scores, 00:17:58.342 --> 00:18:01.189 I'll blind you with my laser pointer. 00:18:03.654 --> 00:18:07.232 Now, this... This is the real university life I was talking about. 00:18:07.430 --> 00:18:10.725 You see, here, we're just two typical college students. 00:18:10.918 --> 00:18:14.714 Absolutely, sir. I, for one, can't wait to raucously cheer on the fellows 00:18:14.950 --> 00:18:18.113 of the tackle football team as they challenge the Gophers, 00:18:18.310 --> 00:18:21.921 our hated rivals, who apparently hail from a place called Minnesota. 00:18:22.118 --> 00:18:25.827 Minnesota sucks! Wisconsin rules! 00:18:51.111 --> 00:18:52.867 No, no. 00:18:55.303 --> 00:18:57.724 Waitress, we'd like to see some menus, please. 00:18:57.927 --> 00:19:00.676 I'm not a waitress, there are no menus, and the kitchen's closed. 00:19:02.023 --> 00:19:04.030 Well, then what can you offer us? 00:19:04.966 --> 00:19:09.952 I can offer you beer and pretzel rods, my fine fellow, at ye old pub yonder. 00:19:15.399 --> 00:19:20.450 - Shall I go to the bar, sir? - Yes. Yes, two of these. Two beers. 00:19:20.647 --> 00:19:21.792 Very good. 00:19:34.183 --> 00:19:36.037 Would you like another, sir? 00:19:40.647 --> 00:19:44.770 - Yes, I'll get these. - Thank you very much, sir. 00:19:54.824 --> 00:19:57.791 - Hello again. - What can I get for you? 00:19:59.207 --> 00:20:01.127 I was hoping you could recommend something better 00:20:01.352 --> 00:20:02.661 than what we've been drinking. 00:20:02.856 --> 00:20:05.125 Well, for the discerning out-of-towner like yourself, 00:20:05.320 --> 00:20:08.549 I recommend Leinenkugel's. You can really taste the extra 10 cents. 00:20:10.055 --> 00:20:11.396 Yes, by all means. Two, please. 00:20:24.712 --> 00:20:27.875 You know, if we were in Germany right now, we'd be underground. 00:20:28.072 --> 00:20:30.919 - What? - Rathskeller, it means basement. 00:20:32.200 --> 00:20:33.628 OK. 00:20:33.832 --> 00:20:37.061 Yes, perhaps I should've known better than to flirt in German. 00:20:37.256 --> 00:20:38.750 Perhaps. 00:20:39.336 --> 00:20:41.223 It's not a very attractive language, is it? 00:20:41.864 --> 00:20:43.325 No. 00:20:47.368 --> 00:20:50.401 - I'm Eddie. - Paige. 00:20:53.992 --> 00:20:57.308 - So will you take your top off for me? - What? 00:20:57.512 --> 00:21:00.359 Take your top off for me like Wild College Girls. 00:21:00.584 --> 00:21:04.129 Just a quick look. No one's watching. Just take it off for me. 00:21:10.088 --> 00:21:11.713 - You, time to go. - Just calm down. 00:21:11.912 --> 00:21:13.472 - No, you calm down. - Get off me. 00:21:13.672 --> 00:21:15.679 - You get out. - Get your hands off me. 00:21:15.880 --> 00:21:16.992 Out. Go on! 00:21:17.704 --> 00:21:21.315 Science is a never-ending quest. 00:21:21.512 --> 00:21:27.207 For anyone planning a future in science, an open mind is a must. 00:21:27.400 --> 00:21:28.806 Grading is as follows: 00:21:29.897 --> 00:21:33.028 Forty percent, procedure. 00:21:33.224 --> 00:21:36.868 Fifty percent, lab work. And ten... 00:21:38.376 --> 00:21:40.383 May I help you? 00:21:43.561 --> 00:21:47.041 Yes. I believe I'm signed up for this class. 00:21:48.585 --> 00:21:53.287 Fine, Mr. Williams. Next time be here by 8:20, or you'll be locked out. 00:21:53.737 --> 00:21:57.184 And what about you? I'm talking to you, sir. 00:21:57.577 --> 00:22:01.286 - I'm auditing. - Not this class, too small. 00:22:01.481 --> 00:22:03.041 Take a seat, Mr. Williams. 00:22:03.273 --> 00:22:07.550 As I was saying, forty percent, procedure. 00:22:07.753 --> 00:22:09.858 - Fifty percent, lab work. - You can wait outside. 00:22:10.057 --> 00:22:12.064 - You'll be all right, sir? - And ten percent... 00:22:12.266 --> 00:22:14.907 - Yes, just wait outside. - You know, if this is a "lovers' thing", 00:22:15.017 --> 00:22:16.511 could you please take it in the hall? 00:22:17.001 --> 00:22:19.553 Soren, just go. Go. 00:22:21.577 --> 00:22:23.616 My sincerest apologies. 00:22:32.778 --> 00:22:33.955 Oh, please proceed. 00:22:36.681 --> 00:22:39.397 And ten percent, attendance. 00:22:40.202 --> 00:22:43.497 You will find a list in front of you of your supplies 00:22:43.690 --> 00:22:46.308 and the experiment you will be conducting. 00:22:46.922 --> 00:22:50.816 Now, I want you to turn to the person next to you and introduce yourself. 00:22:51.722 --> 00:22:55.399 Congratulations, folks, you've just said hello to your permanent lab partner. 00:22:58.890 --> 00:23:01.508 Hey. Hey. 00:23:01.737 --> 00:23:04.192 You forgot your supply list. 00:23:04.810 --> 00:23:06.697 Oh, right, thank you. 00:23:08.201 --> 00:23:11.135 - Listen, what's your name again? - Eddie. 00:23:11.337 --> 00:23:13.508 Eddie. Right. This class is really important to me 00:23:13.706 --> 00:23:15.975 because I need this teacher to get me into med school. 00:23:16.170 --> 00:23:17.795 And if I'm stuck with you as my partner, 00:23:17.994 --> 00:23:20.360 I can't afford to have you screw things up for me, OK? 00:23:20.554 --> 00:23:24.198 It's very important to me, as well. I love organic chemistry. 00:23:25.354 --> 00:23:27.241 I've recently discovered that large amounts 00:23:27.434 --> 00:23:30.336 of alcohol mixed with a carbon-based life form causes the life form 00:23:30.570 --> 00:23:34.879 to blurt out stupid things. So apologies to the other night. 00:23:35.114 --> 00:23:36.804 I was just having some fun. 00:23:37.034 --> 00:23:40.067 Of course you were. And I love being made to feel like a brainless slut 00:23:40.298 --> 00:23:42.850 by some sloppy lush. Thanks. 00:23:43.050 --> 00:23:46.563 I have learned me to repent the sin Of disobedient opposition 00:23:47.338 --> 00:23:50.720 To you and your behest, I am enjoined And beg your pardon 00:23:51.851 --> 00:23:53.312 Is he drunk now? 00:23:54.571 --> 00:23:56.480 It's a play. Romeo and Juliet? 00:23:58.698 --> 00:23:59.941 Shakespeare? 00:24:01.418 --> 00:24:03.490 This is gonna be a fun semester. 00:24:03.690 --> 00:24:05.926 Don't forget your half of the supplies next time. 00:24:16.939 --> 00:24:18.761 You would think that after spraying somebody 00:24:18.955 --> 00:24:22.500 with high-powered soda, he'd get the message to stay away. 00:24:22.699 --> 00:24:25.601 Well, I think he's pretty hot. 00:24:25.803 --> 00:24:27.810 Hot? Oh, my God, Beth, he is so affected. 00:24:28.011 --> 00:24:33.280 He was quoting Shakespeare, like some Shakespearean-duke-lord guy. 00:24:33.483 --> 00:24:35.043 I hate phonies like that. 00:24:35.243 --> 00:24:38.309 So are you saying you wouldn't take him up to the stacks? 00:24:38.539 --> 00:24:42.881 OK. A, going at it in the dusty stacks of the library is fairly disgusting. 00:24:43.115 --> 00:24:46.213 And B, you literally say that about every hot guy. 00:24:46.411 --> 00:24:47.720 Oh, so you admit he's hot. 00:24:47.915 --> 00:24:49.475 OK, I'm done having this conversation. 00:24:49.675 --> 00:24:52.457 I need to concentrate on my applications. 00:24:55.723 --> 00:24:59.617 And what's with his weird friend who's always hanging around? 00:25:00.235 --> 00:25:04.064 One partner is monitoring temperature and flow, 00:25:04.267 --> 00:25:09.983 while the other pours the hydrochloric acid into the separatory funnel. 00:25:10.283 --> 00:25:11.843 Now... 00:25:13.292 --> 00:25:16.008 carefully turn the stopcock 00:25:16.203 --> 00:25:21.538 to allow some of the solution to flow into the round-bottom flask. 00:25:35.468 --> 00:25:37.410 Start over again. 00:25:41.963 --> 00:25:43.140 Where is he? 00:25:46.956 --> 00:25:48.778 - You're still in bed? - Good morning, miss. 00:25:48.972 --> 00:25:50.400 Would you care for some breakfast? 00:25:50.604 --> 00:25:53.189 I spent the last two hours looking like an incompetent idiot 00:25:53.388 --> 00:25:55.144 because my lab partner didn't show up. 00:25:55.340 --> 00:25:56.801 - Was that this morning? - Yes! 00:25:57.004 --> 00:25:58.530 You know, I know exactly who you are. 00:25:58.732 --> 00:25:59.909 - You do? - You do? 00:26:00.108 --> 00:26:02.628 You're a spoiled, little rich kid who sees college as a detour 00:26:02.828 --> 00:26:04.005 on the way to an easy life. 00:26:04.204 --> 00:26:05.484 No character. No accomplishments. 00:26:05.676 --> 00:26:08.937 - Just a royal pain in the ass. - You're completely wrong. 00:26:10.220 --> 00:26:13.416 See, unlike people who are given everything, I have to earn what I get. 00:26:13.644 --> 00:26:15.236 But that is the beauty of a meritocracy. 00:26:15.468 --> 00:26:17.671 People rise and fall based on how hard they work. 00:26:17.869 --> 00:26:19.330 Would you like some more hollandaise? 00:26:19.564 --> 00:26:22.214 - No, that's good. Thank you. - You're making eggs Benedict? 00:26:22.413 --> 00:26:25.479 - On a hot plate in a dorm room? - Yes, just a typical student breakfast. 00:26:25.964 --> 00:26:27.873 Would you care to join us? 00:26:28.077 --> 00:26:29.254 No, thank you. 00:26:30.316 --> 00:26:33.665 - So where's your statue? - What statue? 00:26:33.868 --> 00:26:35.558 Someone as righteous as you must have 00:26:35.757 --> 00:26:37.037 a statue of themselves somewhere. 00:26:37.196 --> 00:26:39.596 There's a difference between being righteous and being right. 00:26:39.789 --> 00:26:42.439 I happen to be right. Could you please put a shirt on or something? 00:26:42.669 --> 00:26:45.702 If you're going to be a doctor, you'll have to get used to naked men. 00:26:45.932 --> 00:26:48.681 Dude! Dude, there's a chick in our room. 00:26:48.877 --> 00:26:51.462 - Just drop the class. - No. 00:26:51.661 --> 00:26:54.181 Well, then you better be there, and you better be prepared. 00:27:03.021 --> 00:27:04.744 She really meant those things, didn't she? 00:27:04.941 --> 00:27:07.013 Yes, she did seem rather upset, sir. 00:27:07.469 --> 00:27:10.851 Though, regardless, I don't see why you would care. 00:27:12.461 --> 00:27:15.494 Do enjoy the eggs, sir. They were purchased with the last of your money. 00:27:15.725 --> 00:27:18.091 - We have some left, don't we? - What you came with is gone. 00:27:18.477 --> 00:27:21.411 Well, you're getting some sort of paycheck, aren't you? 00:27:25.613 --> 00:27:27.620 Hey, you cheap Swede. 00:27:28.621 --> 00:27:32.811 "Skills: polo, fencing, speak French, English, German, Dutch, 00:27:33.006 --> 00:27:34.434 "Danish and Flemish". 00:27:35.309 --> 00:27:37.927 Flemish? Is there a country called Flem? 00:27:40.717 --> 00:27:43.400 Look, that's all great, but it doesn't mean crap to me. 00:27:43.597 --> 00:27:46.052 I need somebody with work experience, and you don't have any. 00:27:46.253 --> 00:27:47.733 I really could do with the employment. 00:27:47.949 --> 00:27:50.185 There are a lot of students who wanna work here. 00:27:50.382 --> 00:27:52.967 Well, I have the highest recommendation. 00:27:53.966 --> 00:27:56.202 - Hey, Paige. - Hi. 00:28:04.526 --> 00:28:06.446 Are you deliberately trying to make me miserable? 00:28:06.765 --> 00:28:08.936 No, I'm simply manning the delicatessen in the event 00:28:09.134 --> 00:28:11.555 that one of my fellow students wants a tasty sandwich. 00:28:12.718 --> 00:28:15.565 - Stu, did you hire this guy? - Yeah. He came highly recommended. 00:28:15.758 --> 00:28:16.968 - By whom? - You. 00:28:17.198 --> 00:28:18.878 - What would you like? - A turkey sandwich. 00:28:19.022 --> 00:28:22.600 Paige, I'm busy. Eddie's your boy. You're in charge of him. 00:28:23.246 --> 00:28:25.612 All right, it seems we're completely out of turkey today. 00:28:25.965 --> 00:28:28.517 Dude, there's like ten turkey things in there. 00:28:31.822 --> 00:28:33.228 Is this some sort of test? 00:28:33.454 --> 00:28:35.909 Did Johns Hopkins send you to see if I can handle pressure? 00:28:36.110 --> 00:28:38.859 - Because I'm starting to crack. - Well, who's in charge of carving? 00:28:39.054 --> 00:28:41.093 - Use the slicer. - What's that? 00:28:45.614 --> 00:28:47.272 You used me as a reference. 00:28:47.470 --> 00:28:49.258 Yes. Look, you were the only one I knew. 00:28:49.455 --> 00:28:51.975 Despite what you think, I do need this job. I have no money. 00:28:52.206 --> 00:28:53.732 But you have a personal egg poacher. 00:28:53.966 --> 00:28:55.940 No, no. He's just another student. 00:28:56.175 --> 00:28:58.596 Really? What's he studying? How to be a 30-year-old junior? 00:28:58.830 --> 00:29:00.684 Try the "on" button. 00:29:04.430 --> 00:29:08.204 Look, Paige. You were right about my parents back in Denmark. 00:29:08.399 --> 00:29:10.221 They are from a certain wealth. 00:29:10.415 --> 00:29:11.789 But I've cut myself off from them. 00:29:12.046 --> 00:29:13.355 Dude. 00:29:13.551 --> 00:29:15.438 Yes, just one minute. 00:29:17.391 --> 00:29:21.733 Listen, Paige. I realize I've taken advantage of you recently, and... 00:29:21.935 --> 00:29:25.284 But just give me a chance today, and if I cause any problems, then I'll quit. 00:29:28.622 --> 00:29:31.753 OK. Your right hand goes on the handle. 00:29:31.951 --> 00:29:33.958 Slowly slide the meat back and forth. 00:29:35.246 --> 00:29:37.068 And unless you want a turkey-thumb sandwich, 00:29:37.262 --> 00:29:39.628 don't put your hand near the blade when it's moving, OK? 00:29:39.823 --> 00:29:41.066 Right. 00:29:41.775 --> 00:29:43.236 OK. 00:29:51.727 --> 00:29:53.417 - Slowly, slowly. - Right. 00:29:53.615 --> 00:29:54.825 Right. 00:29:55.055 --> 00:29:57.127 OK, nice and smooth. 00:30:06.415 --> 00:30:08.302 That's enough. 00:30:18.032 --> 00:30:22.058 - Here, Paige, it's your turn tonight. - OK. 00:31:36.272 --> 00:31:37.897 Hey, kid. 00:31:38.352 --> 00:31:41.166 I need you to go outside and hose down the mats. 00:31:52.721 --> 00:31:54.477 Are you sure you don't want a hand, sir? 00:31:54.673 --> 00:31:56.876 - No, I'm fine. - Good night. 00:32:01.264 --> 00:32:02.758 Hey. 00:32:04.400 --> 00:32:06.254 You did OK in there. 00:32:06.737 --> 00:32:09.355 - You can't be serious, can you? - Well, by "OK", I mean 00:32:09.585 --> 00:32:12.781 spilling a ton of beer and screwing up everyone's order. 00:32:14.545 --> 00:32:17.327 - Yeah. - No, you'll be fine. 00:32:22.609 --> 00:32:27.016 You know, this Saturday evening, there's a dorm party at Brenner Hall. 00:32:27.217 --> 00:32:28.394 A gathering. 00:32:30.129 --> 00:32:32.649 I was wondering if you would like to accompany me. 00:32:33.233 --> 00:32:34.891 Accompany you? 00:32:35.089 --> 00:32:38.318 Oh, right, yes. How do you say it colloquially? 00:32:38.513 --> 00:32:41.262 Yo, dog, there's a mad party kicking at my crib, 00:32:41.457 --> 00:32:44.752 if you want to roll down there with me. 00:32:46.449 --> 00:32:48.521 That was just sad. Don't ever do that again. 00:32:48.721 --> 00:32:50.608 Yes, I really hurt my finger. 00:32:51.537 --> 00:32:52.813 So would you like to come? 00:32:57.681 --> 00:32:58.858 I... 00:32:59.058 --> 00:33:01.479 I'm actually kind of busy. 00:33:04.849 --> 00:33:06.474 Oh, dear. 00:33:08.977 --> 00:33:12.621 - What? - I believe you just got rejected, sir. 00:33:14.354 --> 00:33:16.743 You know, I don't think that's ever happened to me before. 00:33:16.978 --> 00:33:18.472 You've never been attracted to anyone 00:33:18.673 --> 00:33:20.560 who didn't know you were a prince before. 00:33:21.009 --> 00:33:23.464 I wouldn't get too worked up over it, sir. 00:33:23.889 --> 00:33:26.441 The chances of a relationship between yourself and Miss Paige 00:33:26.642 --> 00:33:27.983 are not promising. 00:33:28.177 --> 00:33:31.111 You two are of a completely different caliber. 00:33:31.314 --> 00:33:35.242 Soren, just because she isn't royalty doesn't mean she's not important. 00:33:35.442 --> 00:33:37.449 The higher caliber I was referring to, sir, 00:33:37.682 --> 00:33:39.274 was hers. 00:33:39.954 --> 00:33:41.131 What? 00:33:50.898 --> 00:33:52.326 Miss. 00:33:55.442 --> 00:33:57.514 You really must get some rest, Your Majesty. 00:33:57.746 --> 00:34:00.648 I'm relieved there wasn't more to it than this. 00:34:01.138 --> 00:34:04.269 - There'll be more of these tests, yes? - I can't say for sure. 00:34:04.466 --> 00:34:06.267 - There'll be several tests? - There might be. 00:34:06.450 --> 00:34:08.522 - Will this take many days? - No, I'm pretty sure 00:34:08.722 --> 00:34:10.860 - we can get them out of the way. - Thank you, doctor. 00:34:11.059 --> 00:34:13.514 I don't think you need to go to this. 00:34:13.714 --> 00:34:16.747 - I promised I'd go. - Are you feeling ill, Daddy? 00:34:20.946 --> 00:34:23.564 There's nothing to worry about, my darling. 00:34:24.083 --> 00:34:25.708 Yes, Arabella. 00:34:25.907 --> 00:34:27.946 You shouldn't worry. 00:34:28.627 --> 00:34:30.055 Just a little flu. 00:34:30.291 --> 00:34:33.290 Excuse me, ma'am. It's time for His Majesty to be going. 00:34:33.683 --> 00:34:35.111 Sweetie. 00:34:36.819 --> 00:34:39.371 So, what would you like to do today? 00:34:39.570 --> 00:34:41.642 - Horse riding. - Good idea. 00:34:41.842 --> 00:34:43.598 Duty calls. 00:34:54.355 --> 00:34:55.915 Shit. 00:35:06.451 --> 00:35:08.687 Positive for ketone. 00:35:08.883 --> 00:35:13.258 Mr. Williams, please do something. 00:35:18.931 --> 00:35:21.964 So you know the other day when you quoted Romeo and Juliet? 00:35:22.867 --> 00:35:24.295 - Yes. - Well, it's funny 00:35:24.499 --> 00:35:29.103 because I'm actually taking a Shakespeare class myself and... 00:35:29.299 --> 00:35:31.982 I'm not struggling, I'm actually being graded unfairly. 00:35:32.211 --> 00:35:33.999 But I was wondering, since you seem to be... 00:35:34.195 --> 00:35:35.787 Well-versed. 00:35:36.596 --> 00:35:39.345 Yeah. Well, I was hoping maybe you could... 00:35:39.539 --> 00:35:40.913 Help you. 00:35:41.140 --> 00:35:43.114 - No, I don't need help. - Oh, OK. 00:35:43.316 --> 00:35:45.737 Just sounded like you were asking me for help, that's all. 00:35:46.452 --> 00:35:47.978 Forget it. 00:35:51.571 --> 00:35:52.912 Yeah, OK, I need help. 00:35:53.747 --> 00:35:55.656 Yes, I'll help you. It's not a problem. 00:35:57.075 --> 00:35:58.536 Only... 00:35:59.763 --> 00:36:02.152 I'm going to need some help of my own first. 00:36:02.356 --> 00:36:05.170 Pour the bleach like this: 00:36:05.363 --> 00:36:08.624 And do not spill. 00:36:08.820 --> 00:36:11.089 I bet you can't believe I've never done laundry, can you? 00:36:11.284 --> 00:36:13.869 Yeah, it's a real leap. 00:36:20.756 --> 00:36:21.966 Cold. 00:36:23.572 --> 00:36:25.000 Warm. 00:36:28.692 --> 00:36:30.382 Cold, cold. 00:36:31.252 --> 00:36:34.667 It's just so confusing. I mean, how do you know what goes in which pile? 00:36:34.900 --> 00:36:38.674 It's a gift. I guess you could say I'm the Rain Man of laundry. 00:36:40.244 --> 00:36:42.186 OK, now it's my turn. 00:36:45.940 --> 00:36:48.623 We did King Lear, and now we're on the Sonnets. 00:36:48.820 --> 00:36:52.049 Next, it's Hamlet, which is about a whiny prince from Denmark. 00:36:52.245 --> 00:36:54.994 - What does that have to do with reality? - More than you think. 00:36:55.188 --> 00:36:57.228 Well, you're from Denmark, do you even have princes? 00:36:57.716 --> 00:36:58.893 Yes, I think we do. 00:36:59.092 --> 00:37:01.132 Well, Beth read it, and she said he's a total loser. 00:37:01.333 --> 00:37:04.115 Well, you can tell Beth that the prince was young and scared, 00:37:04.309 --> 00:37:07.058 and he didn't feel ready for the hard choices he had to make. 00:37:07.252 --> 00:37:09.870 It's not easy facing that kind of pressure. 00:37:14.421 --> 00:37:16.941 Right. Sonnets, you say. 00:37:25.077 --> 00:37:26.865 O me! 00:37:27.060 --> 00:37:30.027 What eyes hath love put in my head 00:37:30.452 --> 00:37:33.681 Which have no correspondence With true sight 00:37:35.029 --> 00:37:37.167 Or if they have Where is my Judgment fled 00:37:37.365 --> 00:37:39.983 That censures falsely What they see aright? 00:37:41.333 --> 00:37:42.707 It's beautiful. 00:37:42.901 --> 00:37:45.683 It's gibberish. I have no idea what he's saying. 00:37:46.549 --> 00:37:48.371 Well, he's saying that love is magical, 00:37:48.565 --> 00:37:51.085 and that it makes people look at each other in an unspoiled way, 00:37:51.285 --> 00:37:52.462 without judgment. 00:37:52.661 --> 00:37:53.871 Why doesn't he just say that? 00:37:54.069 --> 00:37:56.589 Why can't people just say what they mean? 00:37:56.789 --> 00:37:59.210 Well, people rarely say what they mean. 00:37:59.765 --> 00:38:02.131 That's the interesting part, is... 00:38:02.326 --> 00:38:04.464 is what's going on underneath the surface. 00:38:06.453 --> 00:38:08.013 See, take line 12. 00:38:09.621 --> 00:38:12.304 The sun itself sees not Till heaven clears 00:38:12.533 --> 00:38:13.809 What does that mean to you? 00:38:15.381 --> 00:38:18.130 That the sun can't shine when it's cloudy. 00:38:18.326 --> 00:38:20.976 No. You're being too literal. See, don't just go for the obvious. 00:38:21.173 --> 00:38:23.409 See, all these words, they have multiple meanings, 00:38:23.830 --> 00:38:26.513 and you have to explore the possibilities 00:38:26.710 --> 00:38:28.684 and then make your choice. 00:38:29.525 --> 00:38:32.208 See, like the word "sun", that could mean the actual sun, 00:38:32.886 --> 00:38:34.511 or it can mean light. 00:38:34.710 --> 00:38:37.557 But then "light" can mean knowledge or reason. 00:38:37.846 --> 00:38:39.023 That could go on forever. 00:38:39.958 --> 00:38:41.135 Yes. Yes, it could. 00:38:41.366 --> 00:38:44.529 But I think in this case it means reason. 00:38:44.725 --> 00:38:48.020 And then "heaven" may refer to the pearly gates, 00:38:48.661 --> 00:38:50.832 or it could mean a state of being, you know, 00:38:51.030 --> 00:38:53.932 Like being happy or in love. 00:38:57.014 --> 00:39:01.170 So now read it again, taking in all the possibilities, 00:39:01.366 --> 00:39:03.635 and tell me what you think it means. 00:39:05.718 --> 00:39:09.580 The sun itself sees not Till heaven clears 00:39:14.390 --> 00:39:18.067 I guess it means that love blinds you. 00:39:18.263 --> 00:39:22.518 And when you're in love, you can't think reasonably. 00:39:25.142 --> 00:39:26.734 Do you agree? 00:39:27.478 --> 00:39:28.819 Yeah. 00:39:32.886 --> 00:39:35.057 I mean, it's just a poem. 00:39:37.078 --> 00:39:38.987 Yeah. Yeah, it's just a poem. 00:39:39.190 --> 00:39:40.848 Are you worried a union work stoppage 00:39:41.047 --> 00:39:43.185 will throw the country into a recession? 00:39:43.382 --> 00:39:45.072 That's something we're striving to avoid. 00:39:45.270 --> 00:39:47.571 - Mr. Prime Minister. - Do you think being part of the EU 00:39:47.767 --> 00:39:48.912 has been good for Denmark? 00:39:49.142 --> 00:39:51.792 The United States of Europe is a question of being strong together. 00:39:51.990 --> 00:39:55.056 It's another boring photo opportunity of an old guy walking down a carpet 00:39:55.254 --> 00:39:57.392 answering the same questions he answered last week. 00:39:57.590 --> 00:39:58.964 - Where's Edvard? - Now, you see, 00:39:59.158 --> 00:40:01.678 he was always good for a big disaster every few months or so. 00:40:02.295 --> 00:40:03.723 I've got to find him. 00:40:08.759 --> 00:40:10.962 Eddie. Hey. 00:40:12.247 --> 00:40:14.450 Look. It's my Shakespeare midterm. 00:40:15.031 --> 00:40:16.689 A-minus. 00:40:17.334 --> 00:40:19.221 That's brilliant. That's really, really good. 00:40:19.415 --> 00:40:20.592 - Well done. - Thank you. 00:40:20.791 --> 00:40:23.758 - Thank you, really, for helping me. - It's OK. 00:40:24.759 --> 00:40:26.930 I did even better on my chemistry. 00:40:28.375 --> 00:40:30.447 It's good. That's really good. 00:40:31.319 --> 00:40:34.221 - How'd you do? - How did I do? 00:40:35.191 --> 00:40:36.751 A minus... 00:40:37.495 --> 00:40:39.534 - ...three grades. - D-minus. 00:40:39.735 --> 00:40:42.451 - Yes, but it doesn't matter. - Sure it does. You can do better. 00:40:42.648 --> 00:40:44.273 I know you can. 00:40:47.735 --> 00:40:50.669 And give up a brilliant career in the food-service industry? 00:41:01.047 --> 00:41:03.916 Hey, Eddie, do you have any plans for Thanksgiving? 00:41:04.439 --> 00:41:06.708 No, no. I'll be here. 00:41:10.936 --> 00:41:12.364 Have a good vacation. 00:41:12.632 --> 00:41:14.388 Yes, you too. 00:41:15.064 --> 00:41:17.235 I can't believe you. I can't believe you, Paige. 00:41:17.463 --> 00:41:19.918 You should've invited him home with you. 00:41:20.151 --> 00:41:23.314 What? No. That would be so weird. 00:41:23.512 --> 00:41:27.374 Well, then you won't mind if I invite him back to Milwaukee with me? 00:41:27.575 --> 00:41:30.641 No. No, of course not. Why would I mind? 00:41:30.840 --> 00:41:32.366 I don't know. 00:41:33.880 --> 00:41:36.432 Hey, Eddie, since you don't have any other plans, 00:41:36.632 --> 00:41:37.809 I was wondering if... 00:41:38.104 --> 00:41:41.300 You wanted to spend Thanksgiving with me and my family? 00:41:44.504 --> 00:41:45.714 Yes, that'd be nice. 00:41:47.256 --> 00:41:49.165 - Thank you. - Sure. 00:41:53.208 --> 00:41:54.968 I think I probably should come with you, sir. 00:41:55.192 --> 00:41:56.369 Oh, no, not this time. 00:41:56.569 --> 00:41:58.608 The thing is, you see, you'll be on your own. 00:41:58.841 --> 00:42:01.907 - Yes, and I'll manage. - All right. Later, dudes. 00:42:02.104 --> 00:42:04.504 Actually, sir, it's my duty to look out for you at all times. 00:42:04.632 --> 00:42:06.312 - Soren, I'll be fine. - With respect, sir, 00:42:06.488 --> 00:42:10.350 - that's not for you to decide. - Soren, yes, it is for me to decide. 00:42:12.952 --> 00:42:15.286 What am I going to do here for five days? 00:42:15.480 --> 00:42:17.781 I don't know. Just sight see, relax. 00:42:17.977 --> 00:42:20.148 Soren, you'll be fine, OK? 00:42:31.929 --> 00:42:34.514 - I'll pick you up Monday. - Thanks again. 00:42:40.409 --> 00:42:41.783 - Thank you. - Hey. 00:42:41.977 --> 00:42:44.343 Hiya, sweetie. Oh, it's good to have you home. 00:42:44.537 --> 00:42:46.293 - Hi, Dad. - Hi, kiddo. 00:42:46.489 --> 00:42:48.910 This is Eddie. Eddie, this is my mom and dad. 00:42:49.241 --> 00:42:51.957 Oh, we're so glad that you could join us. 00:42:52.152 --> 00:42:55.112 The only college friends of Paige's we've ever met, they've all been girls. 00:42:55.257 --> 00:42:57.558 - Thank you. I'm glad to be invited. - Hi, I'm Ben Morgan. 00:42:57.753 --> 00:42:58.898 Ben, hello. 00:42:59.097 --> 00:43:01.398 Hey, hey, Doc Paige. 00:43:01.625 --> 00:43:03.991 Farmer John Sausage. 00:43:04.889 --> 00:43:07.092 - Hey. - Hey. Oh, Mike, you look great. 00:43:07.289 --> 00:43:10.191 Oh, well, you know, Kayla's got me on Slim-Fast, so I lost 15. 00:43:10.393 --> 00:43:12.564 And he put five of it back on today at Rocky Rococo's. 00:43:12.762 --> 00:43:14.256 Boys. 00:43:16.377 --> 00:43:17.620 Who's this guy? 00:43:17.817 --> 00:43:20.206 This is Eddie. Eddie's an exchange student from Denmark. 00:43:20.409 --> 00:43:22.001 - He's just a friend. - Hello. 00:43:23.225 --> 00:43:25.777 - Welcome to our home. - Thank you. 00:43:26.105 --> 00:43:28.243 Mike, he speaks better English than you do. 00:43:28.570 --> 00:43:29.944 Yeah, anyway... 00:43:30.138 --> 00:43:33.934 Pops, we'll see you in the morning. Hey, we're watching you, Frenchy. 00:43:34.201 --> 00:43:36.088 Come on into the house. 00:43:37.402 --> 00:43:40.500 - You can ignore the moron twins. - OK. 00:43:43.737 --> 00:43:45.329 This is it. 00:43:47.066 --> 00:43:49.782 - Oh, you can put them right here. - Right. 00:43:49.978 --> 00:43:51.384 Thanks. 00:44:16.826 --> 00:44:18.680 What are all the pins for? 00:44:18.874 --> 00:44:20.400 The few red ones are where I've been, 00:44:20.602 --> 00:44:22.576 and all the green ones are where I want to go. 00:44:22.778 --> 00:44:25.592 Ecuador, El Salvador. 00:44:27.098 --> 00:44:29.464 They're not exactly tourist destinations, are they? 00:44:29.690 --> 00:44:32.010 No, but they're all the places that Doctors Without Borders 00:44:32.186 --> 00:44:34.552 brings good medical care and vaccinations 00:44:34.746 --> 00:44:36.633 and clean drinking water. What? 00:44:37.466 --> 00:44:38.611 Nothing. 00:44:38.842 --> 00:44:41.908 I just really never met someone who makes me feel so intimidated. 00:44:43.258 --> 00:44:45.876 And believe me, I've met my fair share of intimidating people. 00:44:46.427 --> 00:44:48.336 I'm not intimidating. Look at me. 00:44:49.018 --> 00:44:51.352 Yes, well, you see, that's pretty intimidating, as well. 00:44:53.499 --> 00:44:56.946 Well, I'm not the only one with goals. What do you want to do? 00:44:57.147 --> 00:45:01.489 I don't really have any choice. I have to take over the family business. 00:45:02.522 --> 00:45:04.823 - No choice at all? - No. 00:45:05.498 --> 00:45:07.221 Careful, you're crushing Gus. 00:45:08.571 --> 00:45:09.814 Oh, Gus. 00:45:10.042 --> 00:45:12.343 Yes, Gus. He's a very good watch-moose. 00:45:12.539 --> 00:45:14.513 Not once was I attacked by a monster under my bed 00:45:14.746 --> 00:45:17.779 or something scary in the closet. Isn't that right, Gus? 00:45:17.978 --> 00:45:19.832 Yes, that's right. 00:45:20.027 --> 00:45:21.303 Hello, Gus. Nice to meet you. 00:45:21.818 --> 00:45:23.956 Very pleased to meet you, as well. 00:45:27.707 --> 00:45:30.838 - I like you like this. - Like what? 00:45:32.411 --> 00:45:34.549 Don't know. Just like this. 00:45:34.746 --> 00:45:36.534 Just Paige. 00:45:39.451 --> 00:45:41.687 All right, Eddie, we got John's room made up for you. 00:45:41.883 --> 00:45:44.665 It's just down the hall across from our room. 00:45:44.987 --> 00:45:48.532 - We sleep with the door open. - Thanks, Dad. 00:45:48.731 --> 00:45:50.934 So, Eddie, would you like to see how things work around here? 00:45:51.131 --> 00:45:52.374 Maybe help us out tomorrow? 00:45:52.923 --> 00:45:54.962 No, no, I don't think that's such a good idea. 00:45:55.163 --> 00:45:58.708 - Oh, why not? - Yes, why not? 00:45:59.515 --> 00:46:01.620 OK. You know what? Go ahead and help out. 00:46:01.820 --> 00:46:03.729 I'm gonna enjoy this. 00:46:04.252 --> 00:46:06.291 Come on, let's get you settled in. 00:46:10.779 --> 00:46:13.648 Stop. Stop. 00:46:25.244 --> 00:46:26.705 This one nearly hit me. 00:46:50.204 --> 00:46:52.276 Haven't seen too many tractors, huh? 00:46:52.924 --> 00:46:54.614 Nicely done with the milking. 00:46:54.812 --> 00:46:58.227 Yeah, I think you got a new best friend in Bessy. 00:46:58.908 --> 00:47:01.558 - Hey, should we get some dinner? - What are those? 00:47:02.396 --> 00:47:05.657 - They're lawn mowers. - Lawn mowers. Really? 00:47:05.852 --> 00:47:07.346 Yeah. 00:47:08.476 --> 00:47:09.970 Hey, hey. 00:47:10.172 --> 00:47:13.750 Actually, we race these. It's a huge sport around here. 00:47:13.948 --> 00:47:15.409 Really? 00:47:15.645 --> 00:47:18.011 - Yeah. - Do you mind if I have a look? 00:47:18.269 --> 00:47:19.959 No, be our guest. 00:47:20.156 --> 00:47:22.522 Take a look at this one. This is my baby. 00:47:22.748 --> 00:47:24.209 Right. 00:47:33.148 --> 00:47:35.995 - I just put a new flywheel in there. - Yes, I see. 00:47:36.445 --> 00:47:38.583 You know, no matter how dirty he races, there's no way 00:47:38.781 --> 00:47:41.366 we're letting Keith Kopetsky take the trophy again this year. 00:47:41.597 --> 00:47:44.663 - How fast do these things go? - Well, we clocked it at 52. 00:47:47.421 --> 00:47:48.762 I can make it faster. 00:47:50.237 --> 00:47:51.862 - Yeah. - OK. Come on. Let's go. 00:47:52.092 --> 00:47:53.848 - What? - That's good. 00:47:54.045 --> 00:47:57.241 Oh, you don't believe me? I can. 00:48:00.189 --> 00:48:03.320 - Might be a Thanksgiving pa, huh? - Yeah. 00:48:03.517 --> 00:48:04.760 Are you OK? 00:48:04.957 --> 00:48:07.804 - Oh, you had me going. - Not until after the pie, all right? 00:48:09.053 --> 00:48:10.809 - Milk? - Oh, no. 00:48:11.005 --> 00:48:13.492 I won't be drinking much milk in the near future. 00:48:14.813 --> 00:48:16.984 - Ma, great turkey. - Don't eat too much. 00:48:17.213 --> 00:48:19.798 We got feeding to do, and I don't need you boys in a turkey coma. 00:48:20.157 --> 00:48:22.044 - All right. - You've got more work? 00:48:22.269 --> 00:48:24.374 - Yeah, 24 hours a day. - Really? 00:48:24.573 --> 00:48:26.034 - Have to. - If you don't milk them, 00:48:26.237 --> 00:48:27.480 the cows' udders will explode. 00:48:29.757 --> 00:48:31.895 - No. - It happened at Frank Monahan's. 00:48:32.125 --> 00:48:33.979 And did you actually see it happen, Mikey? 00:48:34.173 --> 00:48:35.547 - No. - You're so bad. 00:48:35.741 --> 00:48:38.293 You see, we gotta work twice as hard as corporate-owned farms 00:48:38.493 --> 00:48:39.670 just to stay afloat. 00:48:39.870 --> 00:48:42.151 At this rate, the family farm will be extinct in 20 years. 00:48:42.333 --> 00:48:45.115 - I don't think he needs to hear it now. - No, I'm interested. 00:48:45.341 --> 00:48:48.340 What the big boys need to understand is that we're all interdependent. 00:48:48.573 --> 00:48:51.223 And if somebody loses, eventually, we'll all lose. 00:48:53.662 --> 00:48:55.222 - What? - Nothing. 00:48:55.422 --> 00:48:58.771 - Thanks, Dad. - So, Eddie, 00:48:58.974 --> 00:49:01.308 - what's up with you and my sister? - Johnny! 00:49:01.501 --> 00:49:03.475 Look, Paige, someone had to ask. 00:49:03.837 --> 00:49:05.462 Yeah, Paige, he's too good-looking. 00:49:05.661 --> 00:49:07.668 - Yeah. - That's right, you're too good-looking. 00:49:07.869 --> 00:49:10.290 - I'm not that good-looking. - He's pretty good-looking. 00:49:10.494 --> 00:49:12.152 - You're pretty good-looking. - Oh, yeah. 00:49:12.350 --> 00:49:14.110 - Guys. - If you combine that with the accent 00:49:14.302 --> 00:49:16.276 and your Euro-charm, you're a lethal combination. 00:49:16.478 --> 00:49:19.739 - Would everyone just stop? Please. - Paige, we don't even know this guy. 00:49:20.030 --> 00:49:23.029 I don't know anyone from Denmark. I've never heard of anyone from there. 00:49:23.262 --> 00:49:25.116 - Have you? - Yeah, sure. 00:49:30.557 --> 00:49:31.985 Eddie? 00:49:32.990 --> 00:49:35.608 Kierkegaard, Niels Bohr, Hans Christian Andersen. 00:49:36.606 --> 00:49:38.034 Wow. 00:49:38.686 --> 00:49:39.741 Hans Christian Andersen? 00:49:39.742 --> 00:49:40.702 Hans Christian Andersen? 00:49:41.950 --> 00:49:43.226 Lars Ulrich. 00:49:43.422 --> 00:49:44.783 - From Metallica? - From Metallica. 00:49:44.958 --> 00:49:46.746 - Get out. - OK. 00:49:46.942 --> 00:49:49.397 - And Helena Christensen. - Whoa, whoa, wait a second. 00:49:49.599 --> 00:49:51.039 - The Victoria's Secret model? - Yes. 00:49:51.230 --> 00:49:52.986 - OK. - That's gotta be the coolest country 00:49:53.214 --> 00:49:55.580 - in the world now. - You should be a superpower. 00:49:56.478 --> 00:49:57.754 Yes. 00:50:01.086 --> 00:50:03.727 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the Manitowoc County Fairgrounds. 00:50:03.806 --> 00:50:05.715 A beautiful day for racing 00:50:05.919 --> 00:50:09.214 and the 10th annual Mad Mower Derby. 00:50:09.407 --> 00:50:11.349 Give them a hand. We got the seniors' class. 00:50:11.550 --> 00:50:14.037 We've got machines up to 15 horsepower. 00:50:14.239 --> 00:50:17.555 They'll be blasting by the grandstand at a good eight to 12 miles an hour. 00:50:17.758 --> 00:50:20.179 So hang on to your hats when they come by, folks. 00:50:20.382 --> 00:50:22.585 Let them hear it when they come past the stands here. 00:50:22.783 --> 00:50:26.874 Peterson's coming out of the pit. Look at him go around that corner. 00:50:27.071 --> 00:50:29.209 - Come on. Come on. - We've got a big deal today. 00:50:29.439 --> 00:50:31.413 Check it out. Kopetsky. 00:50:40.799 --> 00:50:42.522 What's up, Keith? 00:50:43.135 --> 00:50:45.404 What the hell did you do to that thing? 00:50:45.631 --> 00:50:49.013 I bumped up the compression and a few other little modifications. 00:50:57.407 --> 00:51:00.189 All right. One lap to go, folks. Let them hear it now. 00:51:00.383 --> 00:51:03.644 The last of the five laps here in the senior class. 00:51:03.871 --> 00:51:06.587 Osterhouse is pushing. Now Peterson's moving up. 00:51:06.783 --> 00:51:08.888 He's making his move. Here he comes now. 00:51:09.087 --> 00:51:12.316 And here comes Thompson. There goes Peterson! 00:51:12.512 --> 00:51:14.650 Go, Mr. Peterson. 00:51:14.847 --> 00:51:17.236 - That's Mr. Peterson? - He's so damn old. 00:51:17.439 --> 00:51:19.326 What a good, clean race we had for the seniors. 00:51:22.976 --> 00:51:25.245 - Your brothers seem to like him. - Mom. 00:51:25.471 --> 00:51:28.438 - I like him too. - Yeah, I get that. 00:51:29.024 --> 00:51:32.285 I really can't afford any distractions right now. 00:51:32.768 --> 00:51:35.189 Chemistry isn't just in a class, kiddo. 00:51:36.544 --> 00:51:39.293 - And you guys have it. - Right. 00:51:39.488 --> 00:51:42.237 Then what happens? I fool myself into thinking he's Prince Charming? 00:51:42.431 --> 00:51:44.918 We get married and live happily ever after? 00:51:45.119 --> 00:51:46.519 Then all my work goes down the drain 00:51:46.687 --> 00:51:48.858 because I'm too busy shopping for groceries 00:51:49.055 --> 00:51:51.324 and picking my kids up at soccer. 00:51:52.191 --> 00:51:53.783 Sweetie, 00:51:53.984 --> 00:51:56.155 it really wasn't as bad as all that. 00:51:56.576 --> 00:51:59.390 - I didn't mean it that way. - I know. 00:52:00.000 --> 00:52:02.455 But we're not talking about me. 00:52:03.040 --> 00:52:05.145 I made my choice. 00:52:06.431 --> 00:52:08.391 This is about you making the right choice for you. 00:52:08.576 --> 00:52:11.837 OK, we're getting ready for the super-modified class. 00:52:12.032 --> 00:52:14.519 OK, your brothers are getting out there. 00:52:14.720 --> 00:52:16.508 We have a Le Mans-style start. 00:52:17.056 --> 00:52:19.772 The engines will be off. The drivers, on the gun, 00:52:19.968 --> 00:52:21.975 will be running on foot across the track, 00:52:22.176 --> 00:52:23.376 - Go, Eddie. - Onto the mowers, 00:52:23.552 --> 00:52:25.941 start the mowers and start racing. 00:52:26.144 --> 00:52:28.991 All right, this one's for all the marbles. 00:52:29.856 --> 00:52:32.027 And they've set themselves up on the line now. 00:52:32.224 --> 00:52:34.046 Boys, you've been waiting all summer for this. 00:52:34.240 --> 00:52:36.720 They're getting ready here. They're champing at the bit, folks. 00:52:36.928 --> 00:52:41.183 All set. Listen for the gun to start it off. 00:52:42.304 --> 00:52:44.759 - Shut up. - And they're off. There they go. 00:52:44.960 --> 00:52:46.761 - Oh, Williams and Kopetsky collide. - Get up. 00:52:46.945 --> 00:52:49.847 Williams is on the ground. Get out of there before they run you over. 00:52:50.048 --> 00:52:52.414 They're firing the machines up now. Number five is up. 00:52:52.609 --> 00:52:54.878 Number seven's up. Kopetsky pulls right out. 00:52:56.993 --> 00:52:59.513 Looks like Williams is having trouble getting his engine going. 00:53:00.065 --> 00:53:01.559 And as they head into the first turn, 00:53:01.760 --> 00:53:04.126 Kopetsky on number eight is in the lead. 00:53:07.745 --> 00:53:09.501 Look at that. Williams got it running. 00:53:09.952 --> 00:53:12.951 But he's got a long way to go. 00:53:13.184 --> 00:53:14.590 Go, go, go! 00:53:14.785 --> 00:53:17.851 It looks like the Morgan brothers are really challenging Kopetsky there. 00:53:18.049 --> 00:53:19.510 They are chasing him down... 00:53:19.713 --> 00:53:21.818 - Ride my tail. - Mike Morgan, on Moovover, second. 00:53:22.017 --> 00:53:25.246 And his brother, John, on number seven, is right behind him. 00:53:25.441 --> 00:53:27.742 Williams now is on the track, he's catching up. 00:53:27.937 --> 00:53:30.206 At the back of the pack, he's starting to move up nicely. 00:53:30.401 --> 00:53:34.295 And he's putting on some real speed, but he is way behind. 00:53:40.769 --> 00:53:43.867 And it looks like we've got a duel shaping up in the front of the pack. 00:53:44.098 --> 00:53:46.912 Mike Morgan is really going after Kopetsky. 00:53:47.713 --> 00:53:49.207 - Eat it, Morgan! - Watch it! 00:53:49.697 --> 00:53:52.086 He's pushed Morgan towards the hay bale there. 00:53:52.289 --> 00:53:54.492 It looks like he pushed him right off the track. 00:53:54.689 --> 00:53:57.591 - Damn it! God! - Keep it clean there, Kopetsky. 00:53:58.177 --> 00:53:59.354 John Morgan is moving up now 00:53:59.554 --> 00:54:02.172 to see if he can snatch the lead away from Kopetsky. 00:54:04.354 --> 00:54:06.110 - Come on, Eddie! - Go! 00:54:06.305 --> 00:54:08.410 And here comes Williams on number nine. 00:54:08.642 --> 00:54:11.838 He's catching up. This could be a three-way race, folks. 00:54:12.034 --> 00:54:13.757 - Go, go, go! - Get him! 00:54:14.529 --> 00:54:18.489 Kopetsky is trying to hold him off now. Weaving back and forth to the inside. 00:54:18.690 --> 00:54:21.056 Williams trying to go outside, now trying to cut inside. 00:54:21.249 --> 00:54:25.023 Kopetsky will have none of it. He's holding him off. One lap to go. 00:54:25.218 --> 00:54:27.738 Let them hear it, folks. Going around the third corner... 00:54:27.938 --> 00:54:29.563 Go! Go! Go! 00:54:29.762 --> 00:54:32.314 Williams, the rookie, is really out for the gold. 00:54:32.513 --> 00:54:34.585 He's coming after Kopetsky on the inside. 00:54:34.785 --> 00:54:37.599 Kopetsky is trying to hold him off with some quick moves. 00:54:37.794 --> 00:54:39.833 Watch out for him, Williams. He'll mess with you. 00:54:44.034 --> 00:54:45.440 It's Kopetsky and Williams now. 00:54:46.370 --> 00:54:48.312 Oh, my God, they bumped! Did you see that? 00:54:48.546 --> 00:54:50.488 Williams is coming in first! 00:54:50.690 --> 00:54:53.504 Williams, the first-time rookie rider, 00:54:53.698 --> 00:54:57.113 takes the championship of the super-modifieds. 00:54:57.314 --> 00:54:59.834 Skoal! 00:55:00.930 --> 00:55:02.588 That's great. 00:55:03.458 --> 00:55:06.010 - It's stupid. - He said it was for all the marbles. 00:55:06.210 --> 00:55:08.315 - I won them. I'm going to keep them. - Hey, you. 00:55:08.834 --> 00:55:10.208 Fine race, sir. 00:55:10.626 --> 00:55:11.967 Hey! 00:55:14.754 --> 00:55:15.899 Right. 00:55:16.130 --> 00:55:18.268 - I'm gonna kick your ass. - Just try. 00:55:21.122 --> 00:55:22.299 Mike. 00:55:22.498 --> 00:55:25.018 - Hey, you guys. John, stop. - You couldn't get me, Kopetsky. 00:55:25.218 --> 00:55:27.584 - Get off me. - Get off. 00:55:48.419 --> 00:55:50.328 - Are you OK? - Yes. 00:55:50.563 --> 00:55:52.417 Here, come over here. 00:56:03.107 --> 00:56:06.009 I still think we should've stopped at that biker bar, 00:56:06.211 --> 00:56:08.250 shown them your hog. 00:56:08.451 --> 00:56:09.879 Why? 00:56:10.083 --> 00:56:12.043 Are we trying to set some record of how many times 00:56:12.227 --> 00:56:14.714 I can get beaten up in one night? 00:56:16.419 --> 00:56:18.622 If we were fencing, he would've been in serious trouble. 00:56:19.203 --> 00:56:20.991 He still would have punched you. 00:56:24.643 --> 00:56:26.814 Sorry. 00:56:27.011 --> 00:56:29.531 I think that people around here are getting the wrong idea 00:56:29.731 --> 00:56:31.803 about you and me. 00:56:34.179 --> 00:56:35.837 What idea is that? 00:56:37.507 --> 00:56:40.092 That we're involved. 00:56:43.716 --> 00:56:45.276 Which we're not. 00:56:45.699 --> 00:56:47.073 No. 00:56:47.460 --> 00:56:49.183 Definitely not. 00:56:50.307 --> 00:56:52.216 Because you hate me. 00:56:53.220 --> 00:56:55.325 Yes, very much. 00:57:09.252 --> 00:57:11.161 What? What's wrong? 00:57:12.548 --> 00:57:15.297 Nothing. Absolutely nothing. 00:57:19.076 --> 00:57:21.825 Which is why I am going to walk you to your door... 00:57:22.596 --> 00:57:24.024 and bid you good night. 00:57:48.804 --> 00:57:50.778 He's been like this since I got here yesterday. 00:57:53.476 --> 00:57:56.290 - Give it back! - Back off, Clearasil! 00:58:17.573 --> 00:58:20.125 - Stop. - You stop. 00:58:21.061 --> 00:58:22.587 I'm studying. 00:58:48.773 --> 00:58:50.813 Eddie, finals are coming up. You need to be serious. 00:58:51.013 --> 00:58:53.151 I am serious. OK, I will study. 00:58:55.365 --> 00:58:57.601 OK. I am. I am. 00:59:04.037 --> 00:59:05.695 Study. 00:59:13.093 --> 00:59:14.619 No. Stop. 01:00:01.254 --> 01:00:03.774 God, I've read the same sentence 15 times. 01:00:24.934 --> 01:00:26.494 Come with me. 01:01:10.279 --> 01:01:11.839 - Oh, my God! - Your Highness, 01:01:12.070 --> 01:01:13.590 - is she your new girlfriend? - Go! Go! 01:01:13.767 --> 01:01:15.195 - What's her name? - This is great! 01:01:15.399 --> 01:01:17.200 Prince Edvard, is this what you've been doing? 01:01:17.383 --> 01:01:18.844 Here! This way! 01:01:19.046 --> 01:01:20.367 - Come on, hurry! - Prince Edvard! 01:01:20.551 --> 01:01:21.892 - Hurry, hurry! - Over here! 01:01:23.495 --> 01:01:25.382 Stop! Stop! Your Highness! 01:01:25.575 --> 01:01:26.949 Prince Edvard, look over here! 01:01:27.143 --> 01:01:29.314 - Prince Edvard! - What is up? 01:01:29.511 --> 01:01:31.267 - Go down the stairs. - OK, OK. 01:01:31.463 --> 01:01:33.088 - Over here, Prince Edvard! - This way! 01:01:33.287 --> 01:01:35.174 - What's her name? - Hurry! 01:01:35.399 --> 01:01:36.959 I think we have it. 01:01:42.280 --> 01:01:44.800 What the hell was that? Why were they calling you Prince Edvard? 01:01:44.999 --> 01:01:46.308 Because that's my name. 01:01:46.503 --> 01:01:47.680 What? That's crazy! 01:01:47.879 --> 01:01:50.846 You're a prince and that's why they were taking photos of us? 01:01:51.047 --> 01:01:52.257 Yes. 01:01:53.927 --> 01:01:56.993 Are there a lot of princes where you're from, or are you kind of it? 01:01:59.048 --> 01:02:00.738 I'm it. 01:02:02.759 --> 01:02:05.857 - You must be freezing. Let's get you... - You lied to me! 01:02:06.055 --> 01:02:10.178 No, I didn't lie to you. I just didn't want to be Prince Edvard for once in my life. 01:02:11.368 --> 01:02:13.506 I never should have started this. 01:02:13.704 --> 01:02:17.217 You are exactly the kind of distraction I was trying to avoid. 01:02:17.863 --> 01:02:20.415 Are those pictures gonna be in the newspaper? 01:02:20.680 --> 01:02:22.589 - Yes. Lots of them. - Are you sure? 01:02:22.824 --> 01:02:26.140 Yes. This isn't my first indiscretion. 01:02:26.728 --> 01:02:28.931 I'm... I'm sorry. 01:02:29.127 --> 01:02:30.850 - Paige, wait. - Stay away from me. 01:02:31.047 --> 01:02:33.021 - I love you. - You love me? 01:02:33.223 --> 01:02:34.783 Why should I believe that? 01:02:34.984 --> 01:02:37.569 - You were just pretending. - No, I wasn't pretending. 01:02:37.767 --> 01:02:40.133 No, I wasn't pretending! 01:03:29.320 --> 01:03:32.865 Outside! I said, outside! 01:03:35.593 --> 01:03:36.967 - Outside! - Right over here. 01:03:43.241 --> 01:03:45.412 - I will not tell you again! - I'm so sorry. 01:03:53.481 --> 01:03:55.171 Let's go to work. 01:04:26.985 --> 01:04:29.090 Eddie, I think this may be for you. 01:04:29.289 --> 01:04:31.427 - Hello? - Soren, put Edvard on the line. 01:04:31.625 --> 01:04:33.796 One moment, Your Majesty. 01:04:35.530 --> 01:04:36.740 Hello? 01:04:36.938 --> 01:04:39.523 - Edvard. - Hello, Mother. 01:04:39.722 --> 01:04:41.696 Edvard, you have to come home now. 01:04:41.898 --> 01:04:43.807 For your father's sake. 01:04:45.001 --> 01:04:46.310 He's very ill. 01:04:46.538 --> 01:04:48.538 Lady Macbeth may have convinced him to kill Duncan, 01:04:48.745 --> 01:04:50.906 but he knew it was his fate long before she even tried. 01:04:51.113 --> 01:04:53.153 Destiny is not something that you can fight against. 01:04:53.354 --> 01:04:55.939 But what about circumstance? Take Othello, for instance. 01:04:56.138 --> 01:05:00.611 Was Othello fated to kill Desdemona, or did lago create the circumstance? 01:05:01.513 --> 01:05:04.546 I think it's both. On the surface, lago is the bad guy. 01:05:04.746 --> 01:05:07.615 But if we look closer, we see that the crack lago exploited 01:05:07.818 --> 01:05:11.200 - was of Othello's own making. - But still, Othello made choices. 01:05:11.402 --> 01:05:12.962 Bad ones. 01:05:13.162 --> 01:05:16.511 Othello had love, but he chose not to listen to his heart. 01:05:16.873 --> 01:05:18.953 Love doesn't come around every day, and when it does, 01:05:19.178 --> 01:05:20.378 you gotta grab it and hold on. 01:05:22.730 --> 01:05:24.868 I mean, they could've lived happily ever after. 01:05:25.482 --> 01:05:28.132 I know that that's a corny schoolgirl fantasy... 01:05:29.802 --> 01:05:32.485 but what if the fantasy actually became true and... 01:05:35.146 --> 01:05:36.968 What if there really is a handsome prince? 01:05:37.162 --> 01:05:39.911 - Miss Morgan... - But he's a really good kisser. 01:05:40.106 --> 01:05:41.534 And... 01:05:42.730 --> 01:05:44.931 - What if you just know you're in love? - Miss Morgan... 01:05:45.034 --> 01:05:47.675 And all the things you thought were important don't matter anymore, 01:05:47.787 --> 01:05:49.787 because the most important thing is to be with him. 01:05:49.930 --> 01:05:52.385 - Miss Morgan. - Then it's not some silly fantasy. 01:05:52.587 --> 01:05:54.496 It's actually real. 01:05:55.274 --> 01:05:58.176 I mean, don't you think those two people should be together? 01:05:59.626 --> 01:06:01.032 - Yes. - Yes. 01:06:01.227 --> 01:06:02.404 Yes. 01:06:02.602 --> 01:06:03.845 I do too. 01:06:21.579 --> 01:06:23.269 Hi. Where's Eddie? 01:06:23.467 --> 01:06:27.078 Oh, you mean Prince Ate-My- Triscuits-and-Didn't-Replace-Them? 01:06:27.307 --> 01:06:29.412 He left after his last final. 01:06:32.875 --> 01:06:35.689 Someone dropped that off for you. 01:06:53.899 --> 01:06:56.233 - Where are you going? - Denmark. 01:06:56.460 --> 01:06:58.314 - Why? - It's in the note. 01:07:01.739 --> 01:07:05.186 The sun itself sees not Till heaven clears 01:07:05.387 --> 01:07:07.045 Still not really getting it here, Paige. 01:07:07.243 --> 01:07:09.577 You've got to look underneath the surface. 01:07:11.115 --> 01:07:13.384 So you're just gonna show up at some castle in Denmark, 01:07:13.580 --> 01:07:16.613 - knock on the door and ask for Eddie? - I don't know what I'm going to do. 01:07:16.812 --> 01:07:19.681 I've never felt this way before. My stomach is all in knots. 01:07:19.884 --> 01:07:21.225 Sounds like you're in love. 01:07:21.420 --> 01:07:23.221 I'm not thinking like a sane person right now. 01:07:23.403 --> 01:07:27.494 I just know that if I don't see him, I'll spend the rest of my life wondering. 01:07:35.596 --> 01:07:38.857 - So 310 on this one. - Two sixty on this one. 01:07:39.052 --> 01:07:42.434 - One thirty-seven on this one. - And 700 on this one. 01:07:42.636 --> 01:07:44.458 What? 01:07:44.780 --> 01:07:46.634 Daddy. 01:07:49.100 --> 01:07:51.107 Oh, thank you. 01:08:13.420 --> 01:08:15.394 Excuse me, what's that building over there? 01:08:15.596 --> 01:08:17.734 This is the old stock exchange. You see on the roof? 01:08:19.436 --> 01:08:23.462 You know, that's dragons twisting their tails. 01:08:53.036 --> 01:08:55.141 Yeah, we're stuck here until it's over. 01:08:55.341 --> 01:08:57.544 - Until what's over? - The parade. 01:08:57.740 --> 01:09:00.140 Every time the royal family steps out of the house, you know, 01:09:00.333 --> 01:09:02.056 - they close down half the city. - Really? 01:09:02.284 --> 01:09:03.658 - Yeah. - You know, it's OK. 01:09:03.853 --> 01:09:05.030 I'll just get out here. 01:09:09.773 --> 01:09:11.780 Excuse me. Excuse me. 01:09:12.332 --> 01:09:14.306 Excuse me. Excuse me. 01:09:14.541 --> 01:09:17.737 Excuse me. Excuse me. 01:09:18.189 --> 01:09:19.912 Excuse me. 01:09:23.757 --> 01:09:25.513 Long live the queen! 01:09:29.581 --> 01:09:31.719 Eddie! 01:09:31.917 --> 01:09:33.607 Eddie! 01:09:34.958 --> 01:09:36.201 Eddie! 01:09:38.798 --> 01:09:41.099 Eddie! Eddie! 01:09:41.326 --> 01:09:43.016 Eddie! 01:09:46.222 --> 01:09:47.978 Eddie! Eddie! 01:09:48.173 --> 01:09:50.594 - It's Paige Morgan! - Paige Morgan? 01:09:50.797 --> 01:09:52.684 - Paige Morgan? - Paige Morgan. 01:09:52.877 --> 01:09:54.851 Look, there's Paige Morgan from the newspaper! 01:09:55.693 --> 01:09:57.067 Hi. 01:09:58.669 --> 01:10:01.516 - Paige! Paige! Paige! Paige! - Eddie, it's Paige Morgan! 01:10:05.870 --> 01:10:07.430 Paige Morgan! 01:10:07.630 --> 01:10:10.793 Eddie! Eddie! 01:11:20.751 --> 01:11:24.907 His Royal Highness, the crown prince, and a guest. 01:11:31.151 --> 01:11:32.460 - Just wait here. - OK. 01:11:37.391 --> 01:11:39.049 Hi. 01:11:44.143 --> 01:11:47.939 I now proclaim this session of Parliament open. 01:11:50.671 --> 01:11:52.132 Let's go. 01:11:59.823 --> 01:12:01.251 - Oh, no. - What? 01:12:01.455 --> 01:12:04.007 You didn't tell me you lived with your parents. 01:12:21.167 --> 01:12:22.989 - Hi. - My word. 01:12:23.439 --> 01:12:24.965 - Miss Paige. - Soren! 01:12:26.255 --> 01:12:27.880 Oh, hugging the help? 01:12:28.079 --> 01:12:30.217 You're going to fit in very well around here. 01:12:30.415 --> 01:12:32.324 Right. I will see you in a moment. 01:12:32.527 --> 01:12:35.396 And Soren will show you where to go. 01:12:40.655 --> 01:12:43.305 - May I? - Absolutely. 01:12:43.504 --> 01:12:45.030 My pleasure. 01:12:47.183 --> 01:12:49.572 This is the south courtyard. 01:12:50.192 --> 01:12:52.493 You, of course, came through the private gate. 01:12:52.687 --> 01:12:54.825 - Hi. - Miss Paige. 01:12:55.055 --> 01:12:56.877 Right. Hi. 01:12:57.808 --> 01:12:59.236 This is where we keep the mops. 01:12:59.440 --> 01:13:00.006 - Absolutely not! - I love her and she loves me. 01:13:00.048 --> 01:13:01.422 - Absolutely not! - I love her and she loves me. 01:13:01.616 --> 01:13:03.590 - And we will do as we please. - Oh, love. 01:13:03.792 --> 01:13:05.232 And when has it ever been about that? 01:13:05.359 --> 01:13:07.246 It has taken us a lot to get where we are today. 01:13:07.440 --> 01:13:08.716 All we want is to be together. 01:13:08.912 --> 01:13:11.301 It has taken you a lot to get to where you are? 01:13:11.504 --> 01:13:15.432 It has taken us 1200 years to get to where we are. 01:13:15.632 --> 01:13:17.873 In a few weeks' time, you will ascend the throne as king, 01:13:18.032 --> 01:13:20.584 and I will let nothing stand in the way of that. 01:13:20.944 --> 01:13:25.483 Certainly not some tawdry little affair with a gold-digging American girl 01:13:25.712 --> 01:13:27.784 who dreams of becoming the next Princess Di. 01:13:28.016 --> 01:13:30.830 Mother, you cannot tell me whom to love and how to live my life. 01:13:31.025 --> 01:13:35.148 Edvard, I am sure she has outstanding qualities. 01:13:36.368 --> 01:13:39.150 But once the news of your father's illness becomes public, 01:13:39.857 --> 01:13:42.028 the people will require reassurance. 01:13:42.224 --> 01:13:44.973 Yes, and I will proudly and confidently ascend the throne. 01:13:45.169 --> 01:13:46.543 - Good. - As soon as you allow me 01:13:46.737 --> 01:13:48.165 to choose my own bride. 01:13:48.368 --> 01:13:49.578 Out of the question. 01:13:50.161 --> 01:13:52.135 She is a commoner. 01:13:52.368 --> 01:13:55.597 Well, then I hope you think that Arabella is fit to be the queen 01:13:55.792 --> 01:13:57.352 at the age of 12. 01:13:57.553 --> 01:13:59.495 Oh, no, I'm forgetting about Nestor. 01:13:59.728 --> 01:14:00.905 Oh, don't threaten us! 01:14:01.104 --> 01:14:03.493 Cousin Bartholomew's idiot son, Nestor. 01:14:03.697 --> 01:14:07.471 The 47-year-old virgin in diapers. Oh, the people will rejoice. 01:14:07.697 --> 01:14:09.453 Enough! 01:14:09.649 --> 01:14:11.787 Edvard, you will be the next king of Denmark. 01:14:11.985 --> 01:14:13.894 - Do you hear me? - Yes, sir. 01:14:17.201 --> 01:14:18.957 Now, about your young lady. 01:14:19.153 --> 01:14:21.324 If you say you love her as you do, 01:14:21.521 --> 01:14:24.717 and you believe she will make you happy, then marry her. 01:14:26.065 --> 01:14:27.952 Haraald, you can't mean that. 01:14:28.528 --> 01:14:30.284 Maybe this is not a good time to discuss... 01:14:30.481 --> 01:14:32.204 No, it's a perfect time. 01:14:33.329 --> 01:14:36.176 It is at the end of a man's life when he realizes 01:14:36.401 --> 01:14:38.440 how important his decisions were at the beginning. 01:14:42.674 --> 01:14:46.602 And in 1502, King Gustav IV fell, hit his head on a rock, 01:14:46.801 --> 01:14:49.102 had his famous moment of enlightenment. Claimed he saw God 01:14:51.121 --> 01:14:52.582 at the bottom of this lake. 01:14:53.169 --> 01:14:55.819 He went charging off through the castle to tell everyone. 01:14:56.049 --> 01:14:57.871 Unfortunately, he was carrying a torch. 01:14:58.065 --> 01:15:00.301 Curtains caught fire, burnt down half the palace. 01:15:00.498 --> 01:15:03.083 Thus, observe the new wing. 01:15:03.313 --> 01:15:06.891 He takes great pleasure in twisting my ancestors' history. 01:15:15.281 --> 01:15:18.477 Today has been the most incredible day of my life. 01:15:20.562 --> 01:15:21.936 Come with me. 01:15:25.650 --> 01:15:29.228 I have something important to tell you. 01:15:29.682 --> 01:15:31.023 Yeah? 01:15:31.730 --> 01:15:33.868 The reason I had to come back... 01:15:34.354 --> 01:15:37.670 is because my father has decided to pass the crown to me. 01:15:39.026 --> 01:15:40.487 So you're gonna be king. 01:15:41.650 --> 01:15:43.056 Yes. 01:15:47.890 --> 01:15:50.028 I love you so much. 01:15:50.418 --> 01:15:54.127 And I know the sacrifices you would have to make. 01:15:56.562 --> 01:15:58.154 What are you doing? 01:16:06.162 --> 01:16:08.016 Paige Morgan, 01:16:08.211 --> 01:16:09.552 will you marry me? 01:16:15.346 --> 01:16:17.069 Yes. 01:17:18.611 --> 01:17:20.236 Oh, good morning. 01:17:20.435 --> 01:17:22.322 - Good morning, ma'am. - Good morning. 01:17:26.067 --> 01:17:28.205 - Coffee? - Oh, I can get it myself 01:17:28.403 --> 01:17:30.061 if you show me where the kitchen is. 01:17:30.259 --> 01:17:32.015 Or a Starbucks? 01:17:37.492 --> 01:17:41.518 - Grande decaf nonfat latte. - Yes, ma'am. 01:17:43.123 --> 01:17:44.748 Congratulations! 01:17:44.947 --> 01:17:47.281 You and Edvard getting married! It's so romantic! 01:17:47.731 --> 01:17:50.120 - You must be Arabella. - Call me Ari. 01:17:50.324 --> 01:17:52.625 Isn't it wonderful? We're going to be sisters. 01:17:56.116 --> 01:17:57.642 More hugging? 01:17:57.844 --> 01:18:00.015 - Whatever will we do with you? - Thank you. 01:18:00.212 --> 01:18:03.081 Well, then, I thought we might run through your schedule for the day. 01:18:03.283 --> 01:18:04.460 I have a schedule? 01:18:05.203 --> 01:18:06.828 As of this morning you do. 01:18:07.028 --> 01:18:08.337 Come on. 01:18:08.531 --> 01:18:11.465 At 9:00, you have a groundbreaking with Edvard. 01:18:12.244 --> 01:18:14.098 Also attending will be Countess Yungen. 01:18:14.291 --> 01:18:17.160 Remember, if you're facing her, the good eye is the left one. 01:18:17.396 --> 01:18:19.152 At 10:15, there's a photo opportunity. 01:18:19.348 --> 01:18:22.282 Holding hands with Edvard on the royal yacht. 01:18:22.484 --> 01:18:25.200 Opening of a Miro exhibit at the museum at noon. 01:18:25.396 --> 01:18:28.178 12:40 is when you can call your parents. 01:18:28.372 --> 01:18:31.667 Yes, a 1:00 luncheon with the queen. 01:18:33.524 --> 01:18:35.149 Deep breaths. 01:18:35.828 --> 01:18:38.031 You'll get through this in spectacular fashion. 01:18:38.228 --> 01:18:41.577 After all, that's what the people expect of our future queen. 01:18:42.900 --> 01:18:44.361 Oh, my God. 01:18:44.597 --> 01:18:45.774 What? 01:18:46.548 --> 01:18:47.791 Queen. 01:18:47.988 --> 01:18:51.566 I mean, I knew it worked that way, but I hadn't really thought about it like that. 01:18:51.765 --> 01:18:55.180 Do you think that people are gonna mind if I'm gonna be their queen 01:18:55.380 --> 01:18:57.965 - and all I've seen is the airport? - No. 01:19:01.013 --> 01:19:02.419 Anna. 01:19:03.220 --> 01:19:05.870 Do you a have dress for Eddie's coronation ball yet? 01:19:06.709 --> 01:19:09.905 - No. - You may come in now. 01:19:10.101 --> 01:19:13.035 This is Margueritte. She can design anything you like. 01:19:13.268 --> 01:19:16.431 Chanel, Dior, Armani, Prada. 01:19:16.852 --> 01:19:18.859 - It's very nice to meet you. - Turn. 01:19:19.093 --> 01:19:20.499 Excuse me? 01:19:20.692 --> 01:19:22.120 Turn. 01:19:23.156 --> 01:19:24.333 Come, ladies. 01:19:26.517 --> 01:19:27.978 Long torso. 01:19:28.820 --> 01:19:30.248 Good figure. 01:19:30.805 --> 01:19:32.943 Terrible American posture. 01:19:34.997 --> 01:19:36.971 I don't work with hunchbacks. 01:19:37.941 --> 01:19:40.875 - When is the wedding, Miss Morgan? - Good morning. 01:19:41.429 --> 01:19:43.152 When these plants are completed, 01:19:43.349 --> 01:19:45.291 Denmark will lead the European community 01:19:45.525 --> 01:19:49.234 in vegetable oil and specialty fat production. 01:20:07.189 --> 01:20:08.366 Farm girl. 01:20:18.837 --> 01:20:21.684 So where do the future king and queen go on their honeymoon? 01:20:21.910 --> 01:20:23.568 I was thinking Morocco. 01:20:23.766 --> 01:20:25.871 It's really hard to organize security there. 01:20:26.069 --> 01:20:27.279 Oh, right, OK. 01:20:27.477 --> 01:20:29.037 What about Spain? 01:20:29.238 --> 01:20:30.448 Yes, Spain is good. 01:20:30.646 --> 01:20:33.809 I'm sure King Juan Carlos won't mind lending us his private island 01:20:34.005 --> 01:20:35.914 for a few weeks in the summer. 01:20:38.645 --> 01:20:40.171 I swear. 01:20:42.870 --> 01:20:44.560 Well, it's hanging well in the front. 01:20:44.694 --> 01:20:46.581 Is this part supposed to be loose? 01:20:46.773 --> 01:20:48.496 - She doesn't speak. - At all? 01:20:48.726 --> 01:20:50.318 To you. 01:20:50.550 --> 01:20:52.437 Well, is this part supposed to be loose? 01:20:52.630 --> 01:20:55.019 Well, it has been worn that way for the past 200 years. 01:21:21.783 --> 01:21:26.671 The opening of this new wing of the Dangard Pediatric Hospital illustrates... 01:21:26.902 --> 01:21:28.724 - Where's Paige? - I don't know. 01:21:28.918 --> 01:21:31.438 Our country's commitment to improving healthcare 01:21:31.639 --> 01:21:32.980 for all of our people... 01:21:35.958 --> 01:21:37.845 There she is. 01:21:42.614 --> 01:21:44.304 I was just being nice to some kids. 01:21:44.502 --> 01:21:47.185 Which every paper felt compelled to report. 01:21:48.118 --> 01:21:50.027 Well, what's wrong with that? 01:21:50.231 --> 01:21:54.224 That you did it in a new, state-of-the-art, government-funded, 01:21:54.455 --> 01:21:56.342 billion-kroner hospital, 01:21:56.535 --> 01:22:00.179 which suddenly all these newspapers have no interest in mentioning. 01:22:01.687 --> 01:22:04.753 We had an opportunity on the eve of a national strike, 01:22:04.950 --> 01:22:07.699 to show the people what their healthcare system can do for them. 01:22:07.895 --> 01:22:10.316 Instead, all they know is that you are nice to children. 01:22:10.519 --> 01:22:12.307 I'm sorry. I'm trying. 01:22:12.503 --> 01:22:14.892 It's gonna take me a while to get the hang of things. 01:22:15.094 --> 01:22:18.160 Being royal is not like being famous or being rich. 01:22:18.359 --> 01:22:20.780 It is something much, much more. 01:22:21.079 --> 01:22:24.340 It is a way of being that can only be learned from birth. 01:22:25.079 --> 01:22:27.086 It is an embodiment 01:22:27.319 --> 01:22:31.792 which requires you to sacrifice who you are for who you must be. 01:22:32.663 --> 01:22:36.492 Well, I'm Paige Morgan from Manitowoc, Wisconsin. 01:22:36.695 --> 01:22:39.116 Paige Morgan can no longer exist. 01:22:39.319 --> 01:22:40.977 She is gone. 01:22:41.367 --> 01:22:44.465 You are now the future queen of Denmark... 01:22:45.431 --> 01:22:47.089 plain and simple. 01:22:55.831 --> 01:22:56.976 Excuse me, Your Majesty. 01:22:58.040 --> 01:22:59.949 Your Royal Highness, it's time to leave. 01:23:00.152 --> 01:23:02.159 All right. Thank you, Soren. 01:23:14.648 --> 01:23:16.753 His Royal Highness, the crown prince. 01:23:16.951 --> 01:23:18.990 - Royal Highness. - Prime minister. 01:23:19.192 --> 01:23:22.159 Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. In the interest of expedience, 01:23:22.359 --> 01:23:25.173 I've asked the lead negotiator for the national unions 01:23:25.400 --> 01:23:28.247 and the lead negotiator for our nation's corporate interests to join us. 01:23:28.472 --> 01:23:29.813 Good morning. 01:23:30.008 --> 01:23:32.910 - I'm very pleased to meet you. - Nice to meet you again. 01:23:34.552 --> 01:23:35.729 Your Royal Highness. 01:23:35.928 --> 01:23:39.637 I know your exposure to these proceedings has been rather limited... 01:23:39.864 --> 01:23:42.580 Mr. Anderson, I'm well aware of the traditions and the protocols 01:23:42.776 --> 01:23:44.416 of this chamber, and while I respect them, 01:23:44.600 --> 01:23:47.666 we only have six hours before all hell breaks loose. 01:23:48.312 --> 01:23:50.767 So don't you think the time for gamesmanship has passed? 01:23:50.968 --> 01:23:53.073 - Yes, sir. - Then we are in agreement. 01:23:53.752 --> 01:23:55.126 Please be seated. 01:23:56.920 --> 01:23:58.229 And get comfortable 01:23:58.776 --> 01:24:01.165 because we're not leaving here until this is solved. 01:24:04.216 --> 01:24:06.387 And where will this additional money come from? 01:24:06.584 --> 01:24:08.755 Well, perhaps management will tighten their belts. 01:24:08.952 --> 01:24:10.839 - Our belts? - Yes! It might do you some good 01:24:11.032 --> 01:24:13.552 - to go without. - These are businesses, not charities. 01:24:13.752 --> 01:24:15.639 If we can't come to a resolution about wages, 01:24:15.832 --> 01:24:17.774 perhaps we can discuss concessions on benefits. 01:24:17.976 --> 01:24:19.798 - No concessions! - You take and take 01:24:19.993 --> 01:24:22.327 - and will give nothing in return! - You are impossible! 01:24:22.521 --> 01:24:24.887 Gentlemen, please. Let's remember this is not about us. 01:24:30.424 --> 01:24:32.627 You know, when I was in America, 01:24:32.825 --> 01:24:36.567 I spent some time with Paige's family on her farm. 01:24:36.761 --> 01:24:38.321 And they explained something to me. 01:24:38.552 --> 01:24:40.112 That we are all interdependent. 01:24:41.272 --> 01:24:43.159 So we had better start caring for our opposition 01:24:43.352 --> 01:24:45.490 as much as we do for ourselves. 01:24:47.384 --> 01:24:50.995 I wonder if anyone on this table knows what it's like to work for a tiny wage. 01:24:51.737 --> 01:24:55.053 And then to see that wage get sliced up even further by taxes. 01:24:55.257 --> 01:24:58.256 Now, I can tell you from experience, it can be a mighty struggle. 01:24:59.385 --> 01:25:02.254 But then I suspect it would be substantially more difficult 01:25:02.457 --> 01:25:04.017 to see your job... 01:25:04.249 --> 01:25:07.315 and your benefits disappear altogether. 01:25:07.865 --> 01:25:11.542 Now, at the moment, we are six percent apart. Correct? 01:25:12.025 --> 01:25:14.512 Now, if the goal is to let the workers keep more 01:25:14.714 --> 01:25:16.470 without damaging the corporation, 01:25:16.665 --> 01:25:19.031 then perhaps there's a third path to consider. 01:25:20.921 --> 01:25:23.310 He was brilliant. He got the unions to lower their demands, 01:25:23.513 --> 01:25:25.033 the corporations to raise their offer, 01:25:25.209 --> 01:25:27.991 and Parliament to cut the workers' wage tax to make up the difference. 01:25:28.185 --> 01:25:30.705 Now, that's impressive. OK, about the dress. 01:25:30.905 --> 01:25:32.399 Am I supposed to be able to breathe? 01:25:32.602 --> 01:25:35.569 - No. - Oh, well, then it's perfect. 01:25:36.505 --> 01:25:39.319 Miss Paige, the queen would like to see you immediately. 01:25:41.369 --> 01:25:44.238 Don't worry. I'll be by your side the entire time. 01:25:55.705 --> 01:25:58.454 - Soren, get out. - Yes, Your Majesty. 01:25:59.289 --> 01:26:00.663 Thanks. 01:26:02.682 --> 01:26:04.721 These are my new babies. 01:26:05.722 --> 01:26:07.412 My new hopefuls. 01:26:17.114 --> 01:26:18.674 I know you think I don't like you. 01:26:26.266 --> 01:26:28.371 I like traditions. 01:26:29.242 --> 01:26:30.768 I like traditions, 01:26:30.970 --> 01:26:33.719 and I like consistency and continuity, 01:26:34.106 --> 01:26:36.113 and I don't like change. 01:26:38.170 --> 01:26:39.598 But... 01:26:40.155 --> 01:26:42.805 when that change is for the better... 01:26:44.154 --> 01:26:47.415 when it helps turn a boy into a man... 01:26:48.090 --> 01:26:50.064 then I have to reconsider. 01:26:51.802 --> 01:26:55.992 Two weeks ago, I thought you were the end of the monarchy. 01:26:57.371 --> 01:27:00.218 Now I see you may be the best thing that ever happened to us. 01:27:02.427 --> 01:27:03.604 Thank you. 01:27:07.035 --> 01:27:09.401 And now we have that settled... 01:27:10.138 --> 01:27:12.593 we have to make you into the best queen 01:27:12.827 --> 01:27:15.128 that Denmark has ever had. 01:27:15.419 --> 01:27:17.241 Come with me. 01:27:18.266 --> 01:27:23.765 Between you and me, Paige, being queen is not without its charms. 01:27:59.451 --> 01:28:01.338 So, my dear, 01:28:01.531 --> 01:28:05.109 what would you like to wear to the coronation ball? 01:28:20.219 --> 01:28:22.291 Very beautiful. 01:28:23.420 --> 01:28:26.715 Your ears will be killing you by the end of the evening, though. Trust me. 01:28:47.484 --> 01:28:49.272 Harry Winston. 01:28:51.452 --> 01:28:53.491 It's very appropriate. 01:29:25.052 --> 01:29:27.026 - Sorry. Would you excuse me? - Certainly, sir. 01:29:27.260 --> 01:29:28.437 Yes, Your Highness. 01:29:32.156 --> 01:29:33.650 Sorry. Pardon me. 01:29:33.853 --> 01:29:36.635 Paige, may I have this dance? 01:29:36.828 --> 01:29:38.486 Of course. 01:29:44.188 --> 01:29:47.832 I hope you don't mind, but I've requested our song. 01:29:48.028 --> 01:29:49.937 We have a song? 01:29:53.149 --> 01:29:55.352 We have a song. 01:30:41.118 --> 01:30:42.940 Let's go somewhere. 01:31:00.766 --> 01:31:02.969 It kind of bothers me. 01:31:04.029 --> 01:31:05.883 Right. Come with me. 01:31:25.022 --> 01:31:28.153 Excuse me, sir. I know that you and your father wanted to speak privately 01:31:28.350 --> 01:31:29.975 with the king of Norway before he left. 01:31:30.430 --> 01:31:31.804 Right, of course. Thank you, Soren. 01:31:36.670 --> 01:31:40.019 Listen, when I get back, I've got a special treat for you. 01:31:40.222 --> 01:31:43.964 Oh, good. I was wondering when I was going to start being treated well. 01:31:54.814 --> 01:31:56.570 - Good to see you. - Good to see you, sir. 01:31:56.766 --> 01:31:58.140 Edvard. 01:31:58.334 --> 01:32:00.919 - You remember my son, Edvard? - Very nice to meet you. 01:32:01.151 --> 01:32:02.525 - Nice to see you again. - You too. 01:32:02.719 --> 01:32:05.566 Father, I really think you should be sitting down. 01:32:05.791 --> 01:32:08.638 Did those Egyptian photographers make you pose 01:32:08.831 --> 01:32:11.132 for all those photos riding on camels? 01:32:11.326 --> 01:32:13.497 - Yeah. - Interesting creatures. 01:32:14.398 --> 01:32:17.267 They store all that water, but they never seem to bathe in it. 01:32:17.950 --> 01:32:19.356 Oh, yeah. 01:32:19.839 --> 01:32:21.977 So down to business. 01:32:22.303 --> 01:32:24.637 We have to talk about fishing rights. 01:32:24.831 --> 01:32:26.554 We've both signed a treaty. 01:32:26.751 --> 01:32:29.849 The main thing is to maintain stock and to respect... 01:33:30.815 --> 01:33:33.367 Right, I've got something to show you. 01:33:33.823 --> 01:33:35.448 Stay there. 01:33:42.560 --> 01:33:43.901 Now, 01:33:44.095 --> 01:33:46.844 relax, my dear, as I make you... 01:33:47.327 --> 01:33:49.083 the perfect sandwich. 01:33:49.280 --> 01:33:50.938 I think you'll find... 01:33:51.232 --> 01:33:52.606 that the student 01:33:52.800 --> 01:33:55.101 has now become the teacher. 01:33:56.448 --> 01:33:58.684 I can see how proud your father is of you. 01:33:58.880 --> 01:34:00.341 Yes. 01:34:07.584 --> 01:34:11.031 Eddie, this has all been extraordinary. 01:34:11.744 --> 01:34:13.150 A real life fairy tale. 01:34:16.960 --> 01:34:18.454 But I can't do it anymore. 01:34:23.200 --> 01:34:24.694 What? 01:34:26.272 --> 01:34:27.897 What are you saying? 01:34:28.576 --> 01:34:30.485 I'm saying I can't stay. 01:34:33.568 --> 01:34:34.909 Well, what's the matter? 01:34:39.008 --> 01:34:41.179 When I first met you, 01:34:41.408 --> 01:34:44.571 I was so focused because I was scared. 01:34:45.057 --> 01:34:46.202 And you got me out of that, 01:34:46.432 --> 01:34:49.214 which is the greatest thing anyone's ever done for me. 01:34:49.984 --> 01:34:54.326 But I'm still me, and all the things that I want to do are still a part of me, 01:34:54.593 --> 01:34:57.592 and I thought I could make myself forget about that, 01:34:57.889 --> 01:34:59.711 but I can't. 01:35:01.440 --> 01:35:02.617 What about us? 01:35:03.233 --> 01:35:05.142 You belong here, not me. 01:35:06.081 --> 01:35:08.415 And your father needs you to be there... 01:35:09.665 --> 01:35:11.191 for your mother and Arabella. 01:35:19.072 --> 01:35:21.438 I mean, is that it? We never see each other again? 01:35:23.969 --> 01:35:25.823 I don't know. 01:35:29.632 --> 01:35:31.355 I don't know. 01:35:49.953 --> 01:35:52.124 I can't make you stay, can I? 01:35:54.529 --> 01:35:56.285 I can't make you stay. 01:37:03.938 --> 01:37:08.094 Long live His Majesty, King Edvard III. 01:37:31.106 --> 01:37:36.343 Today marks a profound, though bittersweet, milestone for all of us... 01:37:36.962 --> 01:37:41.718 as we bear witness to both an end and a beginning. 01:37:42.978 --> 01:37:45.661 And while we must continue on, 01:37:45.923 --> 01:37:47.581 we must also be grateful 01:37:48.803 --> 01:37:51.169 to have been blessed with someone 01:37:51.362 --> 01:37:54.623 who has so ably guided us to where we are today. 01:37:58.979 --> 01:38:01.629 When there has been so much love... 01:38:03.651 --> 01:38:06.040 and happiness for someone... 01:38:07.203 --> 01:38:09.853 it is natural to be reluctant... 01:38:10.243 --> 01:38:13.690 to close such a wonderful chapter in our lives. 01:38:16.323 --> 01:38:19.389 - Excuse me. - For moving forward 01:38:19.587 --> 01:38:23.842 is rarely accomplished without considerable grief and sadness. 01:38:27.011 --> 01:38:29.913 And while our sorrow may be profound... 01:38:31.299 --> 01:38:33.600 the clouds will clear... 01:38:33.827 --> 01:38:36.543 and the sun will shine on us again. 01:38:40.067 --> 01:38:43.034 And in that warm, bright light... 01:38:44.196 --> 01:38:47.643 we will find ourselves facing a glorious future. 01:38:49.348 --> 01:38:52.162 A future of exciting challenges... 01:38:52.676 --> 01:38:55.228 and infinite possibility... 01:38:56.643 --> 01:38:59.992 in which the horizon will stretch out before us... 01:39:01.187 --> 01:39:03.456 rimmed in the heavenly glow... 01:39:03.748 --> 01:39:06.366 of the sunrise of our tomorrow. 01:40:06.757 --> 01:40:07.934 Can everybody...? 01:40:08.133 --> 01:40:10.075 Can we get the girls together for a group shot? 01:40:10.276 --> 01:40:14.204 Just a quick one. OK. Great. All right. 01:40:14.404 --> 01:40:16.291 OK. Amy, sweetheart. 01:40:16.484 --> 01:40:19.997 All right, Amy. Amy, here. All right, girls? Girls? 01:40:20.197 --> 01:40:22.400 - Say, "Cheese curds". - Cheese curds! 01:40:23.140 --> 01:40:24.568 Excellent. 01:40:24.772 --> 01:40:26.233 Beautiful, girls. 01:40:27.748 --> 01:40:29.951 I'm so proud of you. 01:40:31.397 --> 01:40:33.022 Let me see. 01:40:33.285 --> 01:40:34.430 Oh, sweetheart... 01:40:34.660 --> 01:40:37.147 Thou art as wise as thou art beautiful 01:40:54.693 --> 01:40:56.154 I want you in my life, Paige. 01:40:58.245 --> 01:41:00.187 I want to marry you. 01:41:00.389 --> 01:41:02.844 If that means I have to wait until you finish medical school, 01:41:03.301 --> 01:41:05.602 become a doctor and anything else you want to do, 01:41:05.797 --> 01:41:07.357 then I'll do it. 01:41:09.285 --> 01:41:10.462 I'll wait. 01:41:11.621 --> 01:41:14.435 Denmark isn't ready for a queen like me. 01:41:16.069 --> 01:41:18.240 Well, then they'll have to be... 01:41:20.422 --> 01:41:21.731 because I am. 01:41:21.755 --> 01:41:41.755 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.