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Although your diplomas
are equally specific, remember:

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You are all going out
into the world as individuals.

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I now proudly present

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this year's Woodrow Wilson School
of Public and International Affairs

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graduating class.

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[All cheering]

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[All] Go, go, go. Whoo!

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- Bye. We love you.
- You have to write.

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[Woman] Thank your mom
for all the cookies, OK?

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I'm very proud of you.

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[Woman] Dear diary:

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Well, it's me. Brand-new
college graduate-slash-princess.

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Oh, I can't believe it's been five years

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since Grandma told me
that I was a princess.

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Me? A... A princess? Shut up.

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And right after that,
my mother surprised me

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by marrying my high-school teacher,
Patrick O'Connell.

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It must be going well,
because they are now expecting a baby.

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Lilly's remained the same,
as she continues to cause turmoil,

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but now as a graduate
student at Berkeley.

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Which she calls "Berserkeley."

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"How's Michael?" you may ask.

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We're just friends now, as he went off
to tour the country with his band.

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Princess Mia.

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Look out the window,
and welcome back to Genovia.

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[Mia] Oh, there it is.
My beautiful Genovia.

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Of course, I'm completely excited to be
going back, but I'm also a bit nervous.

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[Man on radio] Genovia One has landed.

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Grandma Clarisse will step down
by the end of this year as queen,

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and I'll be taking over,
since I'm now 21.

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[Woman in foreign language]

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It's the princess from America! Hi.

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[Mia] I know I studied diplomacy
and political science at school, but...

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...there was no course in "Queen,"
or "How To Run A Country 101."

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But Grandma's going to help me,

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and I'll take over
when she thinks I'm ready.

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Of course, I wonder...
will I ever be ready?

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In the meantime,
I'm going to live in a beautiful palace

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like in a fairy tale,
and eventually sit on a throne

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and rule the people of Genovia.

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Is that scary or what?

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Well, maybe Fat Louie
can give me some help.

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Her Royal Highness Princess Amelia
Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi

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- has arrived.
- [Tapping staff]

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Welcome home, Princess.

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- [Meows]
- And her royal pussycat, Sir Fat Louie.

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[Mia] The one downer in my fairy tale
is I've never been in love.

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[Man] Countess Puck of Austria.

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However, this evening
is my 21 st-birthday party,

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and our tradition says
I have to dance

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with all the eligible
bachelors in Genovia.

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So maybe I'll meet
my Prince Charming tonight.

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[Woman] The queen is coming.

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Here she comes. Look alive.

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Places.

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She'll have a double-door entrance.

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The eagle is flying.
Repeat, the eagle is flying.

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She's in the foyer.

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Beautiful.

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But you're late, Your Majesty.

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A queen is never late.
Everyone else is simply early.

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Of course.

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[Man] Her Majesty
Clarisse Renaldi,

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Queen of Genovia.

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- [Chattering]
- [Fanfare plays]

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[Chuckles] Greetings, good friends.

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I am delighted
to welcome you here this evening.

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[Soft music plays]

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- Thank you.
- I hope they have string cheese.

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Ah, good.

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[Chattering quiets]

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Many of you will remember King Rupert's
and my granddaughter, Princess Mia.

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[All] King Rupert. May he rest in peace.

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Will you please
raise your glasses in celebration

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of Princess Mia's 21 st birthday.

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[Man] Presenting Her Royal Highness

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Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi,

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Princess of Genovia.

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[Drumroll]

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[Fanfare plays]

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To Princess Mia.

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[All] To Princess Mia.

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- It happens all the time.
- Oh!

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- And happy birthday.
- Thank you.

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[Speaking Greek]

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Oh, I don't speak Greek.

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And you obviously don't speak English.

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One, two, three.
One, two, three.

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One, two, three. One, two, three.

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- One, two...
- Oh!

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Sorry.

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[Indistinct conversation]

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- Have you met the princess yet?
- Briefly. But she wasn't very friendly.

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I got a hello and a goodbye.
Is this an American custom?

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- I saw that.
- Oh, uh...

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[both squealing]

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I've missed you.

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- Sebastian.
- Majesty.

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- Sheila.
- Majesty.

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- What have you been up to?
- Just partying, girl. You know.

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Oh, your foot. I'm so sorry. Are...

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Are you all right?

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I'll survive, Your Highness.

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The fault was entirely my own.
I apologize.

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Are you sure you don't want to exchange
licenses and proof of insurance?

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No, no. These shoes
were a little big anyway.

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The swelling should help them fit better.

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Oh! Ah, ah!

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Hey, get a load of this guy.

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Shimmy, shimmy.

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Oh, whoa, oh!

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Hey, hey, hey.

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- You are a beautiful dancer.
- Oh, why, thank you so much.

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Like a deer.

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- Or a chipmunk in the forest.
- Oh.

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Looks like he's trying to land a plane.

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Woodland animals
are a lovely thing to be compared to.

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May I?

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- Your timing is impeccable. Thank you.
- You're welcome, Your Highness.

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- Mia. I like to be called Mia.
- Hm.

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And you are?

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Nicholas. Just Nicholas.

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Well, I'm very glad to see that my
clumsiness hasn't affected your dancing.

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I'm sorry I stepped on your foot.

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You can step on my foot any time.

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Aww.

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It is Prince Jacques' turn.

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Your Highness.

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If this were my party,
we'd be kissing by now.

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That's Prince Jacques.
He's about 12 years old.

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He's a very precocious prince.

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He wears aftershave
to make people think that he's older.

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May I blow in your ear?

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Can you reach it?

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Princess, there's someone
from parliament you should meet, hm?

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[Sighs] Charlotte, how many
members of parliament are there?

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- Only two left, Your Highness.
- Oh.

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- Cake, ladies?
- [Screams] Oh, dear.

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Oh, Your Highness, pardon me,
I am so sorry. It was only an accident.

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It's fine, it's fine.
No harm, no foul, no bruise.

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Thank you so much.

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You should be more careful,
Your Royal Highness.

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Somebody might try
to take that away from you.

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Oh, I hope not.
But thank you so much for all your help.

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Someone like me.

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Welcome back to Eggs with Elsie.

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I'm Elsie Kentworthy,
and today's topic is Princess Mia.

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Oh, hi. How's it going?

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- So sorry, I thought I was alone.
- No, Miss.

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I'm Brigitte, if it pleases you.
At your service.

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- And I'm Brigitta, Miss.
- Brigitte and Brigitta, I'm Mia.

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And, please, you don't...
Don't curtsy like that.

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- Not like this? How do you like it, then?
- Like this, maybe?

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No, no, no, I didn't mean,
like, you know...

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No, no, not that way.
I didn't mean it...

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The queen bids you good morning, Princess.
She's in session with parliament.

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- OK.
- I see you've met your lady's maids.

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Yeah, um... [chuckles]

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- How do you turn off the curtsies?
- Oh.

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Enough bowing. Back to your chores.

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Her Majesty will meet you
in one hour at the throne room.

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- OK.
- I'm sorry your suite isn't ready yet.

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But you're welcome
to stay here in Her Majesty's suite...

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No, no, no, no, it's fine. It's...

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Hey, can I explore
the palace a little bit?

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- Of course.
- [Dog barks]

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Well, you've met Maurice.

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[Mia] Hey, Mo.

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The throne room, in an hour.

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The parliament of Genovia is in session.
Prime Minister Motaz presiding.

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Viscount Mabrey, you have the floor.

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[Man speaks in French]

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As we all know, the 21 st birthday
of an heir to the Genovian bloodline

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is indeed a matter

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- [snoring]
- Of great public significance.

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It signifies that this young person
is eligible to assume the crown.

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Indeed, we are well aware
of this, Viscount.

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The queen has already
indicated that Princess Mia

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intends to learn more at her side
before assuming the throne.

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It was not Princess Mia
to whom I was referring.

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Wow.

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King Chevalier

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was the
great-great-great-grandfather of...

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Hello?

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Uh... oh.

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[Clears throat]

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Proceed.

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- [Door creaks]
- [Gasps]

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Nice.

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Hello?

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[Mabrey] So...

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As of the 20th of October last year...

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...on the occasion of his 21 st birthday,

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another Genovian of the royal bloodline
became eligible to assume the throne.

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What?

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My nephew, Lord Devereaux.

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I beg your pardon?

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My nephew's mother was my wife's sister.

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Therefore, Your Majesty,
I am pleased to say

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that my nephew
is ready to take his place

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as Genovia's rightful king.

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[Quiet murmuring]

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- Shut up.
- [All gasp]

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I beg your pardon?

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- I mean...
- "Shut up" doesn't always mean shut up.

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- [Speaking French]
- In America, it's like

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"Oh, my," "Gee whiz," "Wow."

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Yeah, thank you, Mr. Prime Minister.

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But isn't Princess Mia
first in line to ascend the throne?

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Not yet.

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Genovian law states
that a princess must marry

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before she can take the throne.

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[Clarisse] We have never enforced that law.

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A man doesn't have to marry to be king.

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I mean, this is the 21 st century,
for heaven's sake.

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My granddaughter should
be given the same rights as any man.

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Yeah!

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[Man] Genovia shall have no queen

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lest she be bound in matrimony.

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Lord Palimore?

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That is the law of Genovia
for the last 300 years.

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Princess Mia is not qualified to rule
because she is unmarried.

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Forgive me, Your Majesty.

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Not all of us are sure that the princess

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is the most suitable choice
to govern our great nation.

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[All] Ooh!

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Now, now, gentlemen, gentlemen. Please.

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I suggest this honored body

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allow Princess Mia one year,

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during which time she must marry,

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or she forfeits the throne
of Genovia to young Lord Devereaux.

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What? No.

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- I object. I object most strongly.
- One year?

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- Sixty days.
- Two months.

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Sixty days?

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Thirty days.

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How could parliament expect me
to fall in love in 30 days? It's like...

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It's like it's a big trick to get me
to have an arranged marriage, or...

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No.

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No, there's no... That's it,
there's no "or." There's... I...

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An arranged marriage is my only choice.
[Gasps]

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What kind of person
agrees to an arranged marriage?

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Uh...

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You agreed to an arranged marriage.

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- Right.
- Yes, I did.

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And it turned out quite splendidly.

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He was my best friend.
We grew very fond of each other.

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I'm sure, Grandma, but...

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I dream of love, not fondness.

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But you don't have to do this, Mia.
You don't have to become queen.

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This is so unfair.

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[Man] Amelia.

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Courage is not the absence of fear...

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...but rather the judgment
that something else is more important...

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...than fear.

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There are 550 years
of Renaldis on these walls.

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And I will be up there
next to my father.

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I'm sure I want my chance
to make a difference as a ruler.

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Spoken like a true queen.

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You, my boy, a true-born Genovian.

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You should be our king.

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I agree.

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But how can we make it happen?

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Give me one of your arrows.

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I'm going to show you a trick that I
learned from an old Italian philosopher.

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Niccolò Machiavelli.

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I can make this dart
hit the bull's-eye every time.

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Ha!

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Yes, but that is cheating.

00:17:41.102 --> 00:17:43.019
You've got it.

00:17:43.354 --> 00:17:45.981
[Clarisse] Lord Devereaux will be
arriving shortly, Mrs. Kout,

00:17:46.149 --> 00:17:47.983
with his snake of an uncle.

00:17:48.151 --> 00:17:50.068
Yes, Your Majesty.

00:17:50.236 --> 00:17:51.945
- Your Majesty.
- Hm?

00:17:52.113 --> 00:17:55.907
I know Lionel is the prime minister's
nephew and he's interning for the summer

00:17:56.075 --> 00:17:58.744
because he wants to learn about security.

00:17:58.911 --> 00:18:03.206
But he never leaves my side.
He sticks to me like Velcro, madam.

00:18:03.374 --> 00:18:06.460
It won't last very long.
He returns to school in the autumn.

00:18:06.627 --> 00:18:08.837
- He wants an audience with you.
- What, now?

00:18:09.005 --> 00:18:10.922
Now.

00:18:11.090 --> 00:18:12.174
Lionel?

00:18:14.594 --> 00:18:16.428
Short.

00:18:16.596 --> 00:18:19.890
I don't know if you've met
Mrs. Kout, our housekeeper,

00:18:20.057 --> 00:18:23.268
and Priscilla and Olivia,
my lady's maids.

00:18:23.436 --> 00:18:25.145
I'm doing a background check on Olivia.

00:18:25.313 --> 00:18:28.356
[Clarisse] Oh,
that's not necessary, Lionel.

00:18:28.524 --> 00:18:31.359
Everybody in this room
has high-priority clearance.

00:18:31.527 --> 00:18:33.862
[Lionel] Of course, of course.

00:18:34.030 --> 00:18:35.572
- Your Majesty?
- Mm?

00:18:36.574 --> 00:18:39.451
I would gladly take a bullet for you.

00:18:39.619 --> 00:18:41.286
Oh, how brave.

00:18:41.454 --> 00:18:44.414
Most interns don't even
want to fetch me my tea.

00:18:44.582 --> 00:18:46.917
The limousine is at the gates, madam.

00:18:54.675 --> 00:18:57.219
[Clarisse] The viscount
is not staying, just the nephew.

00:18:57.386 --> 00:19:00.722
Joseph, I want you to protect him
and keep your eye on him at all times.

00:19:00.890 --> 00:19:03.225
- Of course. Lionel.
- Oh, hello.

00:19:03.392 --> 00:19:06.144
So is this all right to welcome
the viscount and his nephew?

00:19:06.312 --> 00:19:09.147
Very appropriate. And pretty.

00:19:09.649 --> 00:19:12.067
Oh, I can't believe
parliament invited the guy

00:19:12.235 --> 00:19:15.111
who's trying to steal the throne
to stay here with us at the palace.

00:19:15.279 --> 00:19:17.405
Oh, no, parliament didn't invite him.

00:19:17.573 --> 00:19:19.825
- I did.
- Wha?

00:19:20.785 --> 00:19:24.246
I offered to have him
hung by his toes in our courtyard.

00:19:24.413 --> 00:19:26.915
- Excuse me.
- Yeah, what about Joe's suggestion?

00:19:27.083 --> 00:19:33.088
No. If there's any mischief going on,
I'd prefer it be right under my nose.

00:19:37.885 --> 00:19:39.177
It's not a very difficult job,
you know.

00:19:39.345 --> 00:19:42.556
You just have to open the door
before the passenger dies of old age.

00:19:42.723 --> 00:19:44.224
Hello, I'm here to welcome you.

00:19:44.392 --> 00:19:47.477
Your staff is incompetent
and unreliable.

00:19:47.645 --> 00:19:50.689
I just so don't want
to be nice to this guy, you know?

00:19:50.857 --> 00:19:53.483
I mean, he is rude,
he's arrogant, self-centered, he's...

00:19:53.651 --> 00:19:56.194
- Have you met him?
- [Scoffs]

00:19:56.362 --> 00:19:58.947
- No.
- Neither have I.

00:19:59.115 --> 00:20:01.741
Yeah, but he probably is, Grandma.
I mean...

00:20:01.909 --> 00:20:03.743
Like, now, all of a sudden,
out of nowhere,

00:20:03.911 --> 00:20:06.413
he wants to be the king of Genovia?

00:20:06.581 --> 00:20:09.291
- What is that about?
- Oh, tush.

00:20:09.458 --> 00:20:12.043
Whatever he is, we will be charm itself.

00:20:12.211 --> 00:20:15.630
We will present ourselves
with grace and poise.

00:20:15.798 --> 00:20:20.510
[Man] Announcing Viscount Mabrey
and Lord Devereaux.

00:20:20.678 --> 00:20:22.095
[Tapping staff]

00:20:25.224 --> 00:20:27.100
Your Majesty.

00:20:27.268 --> 00:20:29.644
- Your Highness.
- [Clarisse] Mabrey.

00:20:30.563 --> 00:20:35.317
Ma'am, may I introduce my nephew,
Lord Nicholas Devereaux.

00:20:35.484 --> 00:20:38.778
Nicholas. We are delighted
to make your acquaintance.

00:20:38.946 --> 00:20:41.448
Your Majesty, the pleasure is all mine.

00:20:41.616 --> 00:20:44.409
And thank you so much
for inviting me to stay at the palace.

00:20:44.952 --> 00:20:47.871
May I present my granddaughter Mia.

00:20:48.539 --> 00:20:49.956
Your Highness.

00:20:53.419 --> 00:20:56.671
Mia, would you care to welcome our guest?

00:21:01.636 --> 00:21:04.054
Lord Nicholas.

00:21:05.056 --> 00:21:06.389
[Grunts] Humph!

00:21:06.557 --> 00:21:08.183
[Chuckles]

00:21:08.351 --> 00:21:10.477
[Groaning]

00:21:10.645 --> 00:21:12.145
She always does that.

00:21:12.313 --> 00:21:16.691
[Stammering] I will personally
get some ice for that foot,

00:21:16.859 --> 00:21:20.362
and I'll be with you
as quickly as I possibly can.

00:21:21.364 --> 00:21:23.365
An accident.

00:21:23.532 --> 00:21:24.950
Of course.

00:21:26.410 --> 00:21:29.829
She's training to be a flamenco dancer.

00:21:33.834 --> 00:21:37.170
Would you care to explain
what was going on out there?

00:21:37.338 --> 00:21:38.713
Sorry.

00:21:38.881 --> 00:21:42.968
I, uh, have met Lord Nicholas, actually.

00:21:43.135 --> 00:21:47.222
Yep. At the ball. Didn't know
who he was, so, you know, we...

00:21:47.390 --> 00:21:51.101
We danced, and I flirted.

00:21:51.268 --> 00:21:53.436
I feel so stupid right now.

00:21:53.604 --> 00:21:57.899
I see. Well, as your queen
I absolutely cannot condone it.

00:21:59.068 --> 00:22:02.779
As a grandma, I say, "right on."

00:22:04.573 --> 00:22:07.617
Now, if you'll come with me,
I have something to show you.

00:22:07.785 --> 00:22:09.285
Oh, yeah.

00:22:09.453 --> 00:22:10.829
I think you could
leave that right there.

00:22:10.997 --> 00:22:12.664
[Stammers]

00:22:13.207 --> 00:22:15.250
Thank you, culinary people.

00:22:15.418 --> 00:22:17.085
I'll be back.

00:22:17.628 --> 00:22:20.964
The renovations for your suite
are finally finished.

00:22:21.132 --> 00:22:23.216
Should have been ready for you
when you arrived,

00:22:23.384 --> 00:22:28.763
but unfortunately we asked
Rupert's cousin to do the bathroom.

00:22:28.931 --> 00:22:34.227
It's a good lesson. Nepotism
belongs in the arts, not in plumbing.

00:22:38.232 --> 00:22:41.526
This is your very own suite.

00:22:41.694 --> 00:22:43.987
- Are you serious? This is...
- Mm-hm.

00:22:49.243 --> 00:22:52.829
- This is my room?
- Yes.

00:22:52.997 --> 00:22:55.373
Oh, Grandma.

00:22:55.541 --> 00:22:58.376
This is very nice.

00:22:58.544 --> 00:23:00.545
Good.

00:23:06.010 --> 00:23:07.010
[Laughs]

00:23:07.178 --> 00:23:09.345
We just made the bed.

00:23:09.513 --> 00:23:12.182
This is so cool.

00:23:12.349 --> 00:23:14.142
[Clarisse laughing]

00:23:14.310 --> 00:23:18.897
Fat Louie. I think he rather likes
his new abode as well.

00:23:19.065 --> 00:23:20.273
There's more.

00:23:25.863 --> 00:23:27.906
[Up-tempo music]

00:23:31.243 --> 00:23:34.871
- Is that mine?
- Why don't you go and find out?

00:23:35.039 --> 00:23:36.873
OK.

00:23:37.041 --> 00:23:39.375
I have my own mall.

00:23:41.670 --> 00:23:44.881
Ooh. Very nice shoes.

00:23:45.049 --> 00:23:49.219
[Clarisse] I'm glad you like it.
Try pressing button number three.

00:23:49.386 --> 00:23:50.762
Oh.

00:23:55.684 --> 00:23:59.062
They're charming. I love these.

00:23:59.230 --> 00:24:00.897
What do you think? Grandma?

00:24:01.065 --> 00:24:02.065
[Clarisse] I'm here.

00:24:03.609 --> 00:24:05.902
Hello. Love that.

00:24:06.070 --> 00:24:10.115
- This is...
- Now press combination 656.

00:24:10.282 --> 00:24:12.242
656.

00:24:20.334 --> 00:24:24.546
Um... They're a little... gorgeous.

00:24:24.713 --> 00:24:26.214
Ooh! Oh.

00:24:26.757 --> 00:24:29.425
[Clarisse] I had a selection
of the crown jewels brought out for you.

00:24:29.593 --> 00:24:34.347
They're yours to borrow, with great
discretion, at appropriate times.

00:24:34.515 --> 00:24:38.143
Now for the best surprise of all.

00:24:43.482 --> 00:24:45.024
Wow.

00:24:45.568 --> 00:24:49.737
Gorgeous, Grandma. But kind of a letdown
after the jewels, I'm not gonna lie...

00:24:50.156 --> 00:24:51.281
[shrieks]

00:24:52.825 --> 00:24:54.325
[Both squealing]

00:24:58.414 --> 00:24:59.789
- You're here.
- I know I'm here.

00:24:59.957 --> 00:25:01.708
- You're in Genovia.
- I know.

00:25:01.876 --> 00:25:03.751
- You're in my closet.
- Yeah.

00:25:03.919 --> 00:25:05.670
- You're blonde.
- I'm blonde.

00:25:05.838 --> 00:25:07.589
I'm so glad to see you.

00:25:07.756 --> 00:25:10.258
I think this is as good a moment
as any to bow out.

00:25:10.426 --> 00:25:13.094
I think I'll let you two ladies
catch up with each other.

00:25:13.262 --> 00:25:14.929
[Mia] I can't believe you're here.
When did your flight get in?

00:25:15.097 --> 00:25:16.347
[Lilly] Just a little while ago.

00:25:16.515 --> 00:25:18.892
By the way... I'm getting married.

00:25:19.059 --> 00:25:21.060
- To who?
- I don't know.

00:25:22.855 --> 00:25:24.522
[Charlotte] Baron Johann Klimt.

00:25:24.690 --> 00:25:27.901
[Clarisse] No, not appropriate.
He's a compulsive gambler.

00:25:28.611 --> 00:25:29.903
[Mia gasps]

00:25:30.070 --> 00:25:34.157
Yes. Oh, yes!
I... I absolutely accept.

00:25:35.159 --> 00:25:39.996
Prince William. He's not eligible,
because he's in line for his own crown.

00:25:40.164 --> 00:25:42.665
- Oh.
- If he's not eligible,

00:25:42.833 --> 00:25:44.667
why is he included in these pictures?

00:25:44.835 --> 00:25:48.963
- I just love to look at him.
- Me, too.

00:25:49.131 --> 00:25:51.216
- Your Majesty.
- [Clarisse] Next.

00:25:51.383 --> 00:25:54.219
[Charlotte] Antoine Suisson of Paris.

00:25:54.386 --> 00:25:57.347
Plays the harp. No title, but good family.

00:25:57.514 --> 00:25:59.515
- What about the title "husband"?
- Yeah, he's cute.

00:25:59.683 --> 00:26:02.227
His boyfriend thinks he's handsome also.

00:26:02.394 --> 00:26:03.853
- Right on.
- No matter.

00:26:04.021 --> 00:26:07.565
Put him on all the invitation lists.
He's a divine dancer.

00:26:07.733 --> 00:26:08.775
Next.

00:26:09.485 --> 00:26:11.110
Too old.

00:26:11.570 --> 00:26:15.198
- Too young.
- Does this popcorn taste like pears?

00:26:15.366 --> 00:26:16.366
Genovian specialty.

00:26:17.034 --> 00:26:20.078
- [Joseph] Arrested too many times.
- Wait, no. We need someone titled,

00:26:20.246 --> 00:26:25.166
someone who can help you run a country
without ego getting in the way.

00:26:25.334 --> 00:26:29.671
Someone attractive, smart,
but not arrogant.

00:26:30.589 --> 00:26:33.049
Someone with compassion.

00:26:33.217 --> 00:26:35.260
- Someone like him?
- [Whines]

00:26:35.427 --> 00:26:39.097
[Clarisse] Yes.
Someone very much like him.

00:26:39.265 --> 00:26:42.892
Good choice, Mia.
I wonder I didn't think of him before.

00:26:43.060 --> 00:26:45.520
- Andrew Jacoby.
- Duke of Kenilworth.

00:26:45.688 --> 00:26:49.774
Aww. Well, he looks... decent.

00:26:50.567 --> 00:26:55.446
[Charlotte] He was an Olympic swimmer,
rides motorcycles, loves photography,

00:26:55.614 --> 00:26:58.700
and he's a pilot in the Royal Air Force.

00:27:03.163 --> 00:27:05.581
- Can I do that?
- No.

00:27:05.749 --> 00:27:08.710
- You ever take those shades off?
- No.

00:27:08.877 --> 00:27:12.839
[Elsie] Here we are at the breezy
seashore village of Mertz.

00:27:13.007 --> 00:27:16.968
And our two lovers have perfect weather
for their first public outing.

00:27:17.136 --> 00:27:20.763
Along with Andrew's parents,
Susan and Arnold.

00:27:20.931 --> 00:27:24.559
Must be rather hard
to get to know each other this way.

00:27:25.936 --> 00:27:27.603
Oh, they're waving at us.

00:27:30.691 --> 00:27:32.150
- Oh!
- Wait, wait, wait.

00:27:32.318 --> 00:27:35.153
Wait, Mia. A princess
should not run for a scarf.

00:27:35.654 --> 00:27:36.904
I got it.

00:27:37.072 --> 00:27:39.157
- [Shouts]
- [Both laugh]

00:27:39.783 --> 00:27:41.576
Shall we have some tea?

00:27:42.077 --> 00:27:43.911
- Your scarf, ma'am.
- Why, thank you, sir.

00:27:44.079 --> 00:27:46.497
I think you might be clumsier than me.

00:27:50.544 --> 00:27:52.462
Oh, good shot.

00:28:00.721 --> 00:28:01.971
- [Grunts]
- Oh!

00:28:02.139 --> 00:28:05.391
No, no, let them bond. Let them bond.

00:28:05.559 --> 00:28:07.352
- The glasses. Off.
- [Andrew] I'm coming, Princess.

00:28:07.519 --> 00:28:09.687
- I'm coming, I'm coming, Princess.
- [Exaggerated groan]

00:28:09.855 --> 00:28:11.856
Oh, there you go.

00:28:13.442 --> 00:28:14.984
Ahh.

00:28:20.074 --> 00:28:21.866
♪ They were smitten

00:28:22.034 --> 00:28:24.577
♪ While playing badminton

00:28:25.037 --> 00:28:27.372
♪ Where's my kitten

00:28:27.539 --> 00:28:29.499
[♪ Renee Olstead:
"A Love That Will Last"]

00:28:56.777 --> 00:28:59.362
[Andrew] Every marriage in my family
for the past 200 years

00:28:59.530 --> 00:29:01.030
- has been arranged...
- [Mia] Andrew?

00:29:01.198 --> 00:29:02.323
- Yes?
- Could you try to talk

00:29:02.491 --> 00:29:03.616
without moving your lips?

00:29:03.784 --> 00:29:05.868
The... the readers have binoculars.

00:29:06.036 --> 00:29:08.621
Here we find
our favorite new royal couple,

00:29:08.789 --> 00:29:11.249
nestled under Genovia's famous pear tree.

00:29:11.417 --> 00:29:14.919
- And I have something for you.
- You don't have to get me anything.

00:29:15.087 --> 00:29:18.840
- No, my birthday was last week, and...
- Mia. Here you go.

00:29:19.007 --> 00:29:23.052
Cool. You know, film. That's nice.
It's... What is that? Is that...

00:29:23.220 --> 00:29:24.762
It's a film canister.

00:29:24.930 --> 00:29:28.683
What's in the film canister?
What's in it?

00:29:28.851 --> 00:29:31.769
- Why don't you open it? You'll see.
- OK.

00:29:34.523 --> 00:29:36.107
Oh.

00:29:37.693 --> 00:29:40.236
[Andrew] It was my great-grandmother's
engagement ring.

00:29:40.404 --> 00:29:45.408
She and my great-grandfather
were married for 57 years, so I...

00:29:45.576 --> 00:29:47.910
...I felt it could be lucky for us, maybe.

00:29:51.248 --> 00:29:54.041
- Do I have to put it on myself?
- No, I could do that.

00:29:54.209 --> 00:29:56.210
- OK.
- Yes.

00:29:59.423 --> 00:30:01.966
Oh, my goodness. It was a ring.

00:30:03.385 --> 00:30:06.012
A royal proposal has been made.

00:30:08.557 --> 00:30:11.684
- Fly the lovebirds.
- [Fanfare plays]

00:30:12.895 --> 00:30:14.770
- You ready?
- If you are.

00:30:14.938 --> 00:30:17.482
[Man] Announcing the royal engagement

00:30:17.649 --> 00:30:22.487
of Princess Mia and Andrew Jacoby,
Duke of Kenilworth.

00:30:37.586 --> 00:30:40.171
Here, just like the princess.

00:30:55.562 --> 00:30:57.522
[Nicholas] Uncle, I hate to say this,
but you were wrong.

00:30:57.689 --> 00:31:00.942
Princess Mia has managed
to find a husband within a week.

00:31:01.109 --> 00:31:06.489
Mia cannot possibly be happy
with the idea of an arranged marriage.

00:31:06.657 --> 00:31:09.700
Your task is to romance her.

00:31:10.202 --> 00:31:12.828
Show her what a real relationship
could be like...

00:31:12.996 --> 00:31:16.666
...a relationship filled
with heat and passion.

00:31:18.001 --> 00:31:21.420
- And change her mind about Andrew.
- Exactly.

00:31:21.588 --> 00:31:26.884
And the 30-day deadline expires,
and the throne is ours.

00:31:27.052 --> 00:31:28.928
And you're sure my father wanted this?

00:31:29.096 --> 00:31:31.639
It was his dearest wish.

00:31:31.807 --> 00:31:33.724
His last words to me were:

00:31:33.892 --> 00:31:37.937
"Help him, Arthur.
One day he could be king."

00:31:39.398 --> 00:31:41.524
I don't recall him
ever mentioning that to me.

00:31:41.692 --> 00:31:44.277
Well, you wouldn't. You were
only six years old when he died.

00:31:44.444 --> 00:31:46.779
But you do remember
who he named you after, don't you?

00:31:46.947 --> 00:31:48.239
Yes. Grandfather Nicholas.

00:31:48.407 --> 00:31:50.783
No, no, no, no. Niccolò Machiavelli.

00:31:50.951 --> 00:31:55.621
Power, my boy,
means never having to say you're sorry.

00:31:55.956 --> 00:31:59.250
- [Cat meowing]
- [Dog barking]

00:31:59.418 --> 00:32:01.919
Here, kitty kitty kitty.
Come here, kitty kitty.

00:32:02.713 --> 00:32:05.256
Yes. Thank you.

00:32:05.424 --> 00:32:06.882
Thank you.

00:32:07.050 --> 00:32:09.010
- Ooh, Your Highness.
- Shh!

00:32:09.177 --> 00:32:10.928
Andrew's plane just took off.

00:32:11.096 --> 00:32:13.180
He said he'd call
as soon as he arrives in London.

00:32:13.348 --> 00:32:16.142
He won't be gone long.
Why are we whispering?

00:32:16.893 --> 00:32:18.769
I'm hiding from my lady's maids.

00:32:18.937 --> 00:32:21.230
But I'm fine, I'm fine.

00:32:27.487 --> 00:32:29.864
- [Sighs]
- [Whistling]

00:32:35.871 --> 00:32:38.247
- Are you having second thoughts?
- No.

00:32:38.415 --> 00:32:41.208
Actually, on the contrary.
I was just admiring my ring.

00:32:41.376 --> 00:32:43.252
- Oh. Oh.
- It was Andrew's grandmother's.

00:32:43.420 --> 00:32:46.047
You know, he really is so romantic.

00:32:48.175 --> 00:32:53.471
Well, if you'll excuse me, I really
must go see to some wedding details.

00:32:57.059 --> 00:32:59.185
I'm sorry, is there something
you wanted to say to me?

00:32:59.353 --> 00:33:01.103
No, no.

00:33:01.271 --> 00:33:03.814
You are the one
who stomped on me with your big feet.

00:33:04.566 --> 00:33:06.317
Big feet?

00:33:06.485 --> 00:33:08.277
Brigitte, I found her.

00:33:08.445 --> 00:33:10.404
[Stammering] Brigitta.

00:33:10.572 --> 00:33:12.156
I'm not here.

00:33:12.324 --> 00:33:15.910
It wasn't her. It was a ghost.
Whoo-ooh!

00:33:16.078 --> 00:33:19.080
Well, you know,
you danced with my big feet.

00:33:19.247 --> 00:33:22.875
Fine. I danced with you. Call The Hague,
convene the war-crimes tribunal.

00:33:23.043 --> 00:33:25.878
Mia, I would remind you
that we only danced for about a minute.

00:33:27.172 --> 00:33:29.507
It was more than a minute.

00:33:29.675 --> 00:33:32.635
Well, maybe a minute and a half.

00:33:32.803 --> 00:33:36.681
Fine. It was a minute and a half,
but it was also a lie,

00:33:36.848 --> 00:33:38.224
because you didn't
tell me who you were

00:33:38.392 --> 00:33:40.101
and that you were
trying to steal my crown.

00:33:40.268 --> 00:33:43.062
Please pardon me, I just had
a momentary lapse of good manners.

00:33:43.230 --> 00:33:45.564
You see, usually,
when I ask a woman to dance,

00:33:45.732 --> 00:33:47.149
I always show her my family tree.

00:33:47.317 --> 00:33:48.901
Oh, well, aren't you just...

00:33:49.903 --> 00:33:50.903
...crafty.

00:33:51.071 --> 00:33:53.239
- [Mrs. Kout] Look in the ballroom.
- [Brigitta] The ballroom?

00:33:53.407 --> 00:33:55.074
- I don't think she's in the ballroom.
- Well.

00:33:55.242 --> 00:33:56.575
Do you wanna know
what else you were doing

00:33:56.743 --> 00:33:58.244
while you were
doing your little lie dance?

00:33:58.412 --> 00:34:00.037
- Lie dance?
- [Brigitte] The ballroom?

00:34:00.205 --> 00:34:02.707
- Yeah, that is exactly what you did.
- What is a lie dance?

00:34:02.874 --> 00:34:04.959
[Mrs. Kout] I'll go look
in the ballroom myself.

00:34:05.127 --> 00:34:07.002
[Brigitta] All right.

00:34:09.256 --> 00:34:11.757
- [Clears throat]
- The lie dance is not the point.

00:34:11.925 --> 00:34:14.552
- The point is that I...
- What is the point?

00:34:15.554 --> 00:34:20.641
The point is that I'm onto you. Oh boy,
am I onto what you are trying to do.

00:34:20.809 --> 00:34:21.976
And what am I trying to do?

00:34:22.144 --> 00:34:24.270
I think we both know
exactly what that is.

00:34:24.438 --> 00:34:27.648
Oh! Please forgive the intrusion,
Your Highness, Lord Devereaux.

00:34:27.816 --> 00:34:28.858
No, you don't, uh...

00:34:31.486 --> 00:34:34.488
[Joseph] I'm told this Lord Devereaux
boy is a native Genovian.

00:34:34.656 --> 00:34:37.032
Recently graduated Cambridge,
gourmet cook,

00:34:37.200 --> 00:34:41.036
plays polo and rugby,
and is known as quite a ladies' man.

00:34:42.122 --> 00:34:45.332
- She was in a closet?
- With him. Yes.

00:34:47.043 --> 00:34:48.753
Does she have the makings of a queen?

00:34:48.920 --> 00:34:51.881
Well, she's young,
but I've always believed in her.

00:34:52.048 --> 00:34:54.341
The wedding invitations
have been sent out.

00:34:54.509 --> 00:34:57.178
- She and Andrew make a fine pair, I think.
- Yes, they do.

00:34:57.345 --> 00:34:59.388
She's very set on it, you know.

00:34:59.556 --> 00:35:02.808
Clarisse, my dear.
Forget the wedding for a moment.

00:35:02.976 --> 00:35:05.102
[Clears throat]

00:35:06.438 --> 00:35:08.606
In less than a month,
you will no longer be queen,

00:35:08.774 --> 00:35:11.942
and I will no longer
be your head of security.

00:35:12.944 --> 00:35:16.989
I think it's time we bring
our friendship out of the shadows.

00:35:18.116 --> 00:35:20.618
- Oh, Joseph, I...
- Yes.

00:35:20.786 --> 00:35:25.623
Yes, my dear. I would kneel
if it weren't for my knee replacement.

00:35:25.791 --> 00:35:28.834
Joseph, there's a wedding to be planned.

00:35:29.002 --> 00:35:34.006
Mia needs to win over the people
of Genovia, all in less than 30 days.

00:35:34.174 --> 00:35:37.968
Perhaps it's time to consider
the duty you have to yourself.

00:35:39.721 --> 00:35:40.846
Oh...

00:35:41.014 --> 00:35:42.515
Clarisse...

00:35:43.517 --> 00:35:47.102
My darling, please think about it.
Please.

00:35:50.315 --> 00:35:52.316
I will.

00:35:55.487 --> 00:36:01.158
[Mia] Dear diary: My queen
lessons continue. Surprise, surprise.

00:36:01.326 --> 00:36:05.579
To fulfill one Genovian tradition,
I must learn to shoot a flaming arrow

00:36:05.747 --> 00:36:10.125
through a ceremonial ring, which will
happen on the eve of my coronation.

00:36:10.293 --> 00:36:13.379
It's symbolic for lighting
my own eternal flame.

00:36:13.547 --> 00:36:15.506
[♪ Steve Harwell: "Fun in the Sun"]

00:36:29.729 --> 00:36:30.980
[Grunting]

00:36:34.317 --> 00:36:36.193
- [Grunts]
- [Maids scream]

00:36:54.212 --> 00:36:56.213
Sorry.

00:36:56.381 --> 00:36:58.632
They're here. The sparrow is flying.

00:36:58.800 --> 00:37:01.051
Sorry, I'm sorry.
I am almost in time though.

00:37:01.219 --> 00:37:03.637
[Screams]
OK, sorry, got it, I got it.

00:37:03.805 --> 00:37:05.639
You know what? I'm OK. I'm fine.

00:37:06.683 --> 00:37:08.183
So...

00:37:08.351 --> 00:37:11.979
- What are we learning today?
- We are learning the art of the fan.

00:37:12.147 --> 00:37:13.147
- Fascinating.
- Yes.

00:37:13.315 --> 00:37:16.901
Get up. Get up. We only have about ten
minutes in which to communicate this.

00:37:17.068 --> 00:37:20.487
Now, first of all,
one handles a fan very deliberately.

00:37:20.655 --> 00:37:23.449
It's a tremendous tool of communication.
That's it.

00:37:23.617 --> 00:37:27.328
You can say things like,
"I'm feeling flirtatious. Come hither."

00:37:27.495 --> 00:37:29.496
[♪ "Three Little Maids
From School Are We"]

00:37:29.664 --> 00:37:33.834
You can say, "I never wish
to speak to you again. Go away."

00:37:34.002 --> 00:37:37.046
You can say,
"I'm feeling terribly shy today."

00:37:46.723 --> 00:37:47.765
And you...

00:37:48.767 --> 00:37:50.809
Are you sassing your grandma?

00:37:51.686 --> 00:37:53.854
I would never sass you, Grandma.

00:37:54.022 --> 00:37:57.316
This is also a way
of showing you're annoyed.

00:37:58.902 --> 00:38:01.654
We will have somebody come
and visit your farm in the morning,

00:38:01.821 --> 00:38:05.115
and perhaps we can repair
the well and save your field.

00:38:05.909 --> 00:38:07.660
This is for your table.

00:38:07.827 --> 00:38:09.411
Thank you.

00:38:10.121 --> 00:38:11.914
Thank you, Your Majesty.

00:38:12.082 --> 00:38:15.167
You do this so well. They just adore you.

00:38:15.335 --> 00:38:18.587
It's part of an ancient Genovian tradition.

00:38:19.589 --> 00:38:22.675
One has to be fair and very honest.

00:38:22.842 --> 00:38:27.054
Even if you can't help,
you have to show the people you care.

00:38:27.222 --> 00:38:29.848
[Charlotte] Citizen Jacqueline Grenough.

00:38:30.016 --> 00:38:32.559
We will review your scholarship
application,

00:38:32.727 --> 00:38:36.605
and someone will be in touch
no later than the end of next week.

00:38:36.773 --> 00:38:39.191
Oh, merci, Your Majesty.

00:38:39.359 --> 00:38:41.402
Here is a melon for your table.

00:38:41.569 --> 00:38:43.404
Oh, merci, Jacqueline.

00:38:43.571 --> 00:38:44.780
[Speaking French]

00:38:46.157 --> 00:38:48.283
[Charlotte] Citizen Tiny Duval.

00:38:48.451 --> 00:38:50.744
- Your Majesty.
- Bonjour, Tiny.

00:38:50.912 --> 00:38:53.872
May I present my granddaughter,
Princess Mia.

00:38:54.040 --> 00:38:55.499
- Princess Mia.
- [Mia] Monsieur.

00:38:55.667 --> 00:38:58.919
Thank you for seeing me today.
Something for your table.

00:38:59.087 --> 00:39:00.629
Thank you.

00:39:00.797 --> 00:39:02.172
She's my favorite.

00:39:03.174 --> 00:39:05.384
- I hope you like omelets.
- [Chortles]

00:39:05.552 --> 00:39:07.886
- May I?
- [Tiny] Of course.

00:39:09.514 --> 00:39:11.598
- Be careful.
- Oh!

00:39:11.766 --> 00:39:14.059
- Oh, it's a chicken.
- Careful.

00:39:17.230 --> 00:39:19.440
[People shouting]

00:39:21.860 --> 00:39:23.986
We have a chicken situation
in the throne room.

00:39:30.326 --> 00:39:31.577
Mia.

00:39:31.745 --> 00:39:33.537
Yeah?

00:39:33.705 --> 00:39:37.332
A princess never chases a chicken.

00:39:41.212 --> 00:39:42.421
[Mia] Dear diary:

00:39:42.589 --> 00:39:46.967
Tomorrow my stress level goes to 11,
as I review the royal guard.

00:39:47.135 --> 00:39:49.720
The whole court
will be watching, plus the troops.

00:39:49.888 --> 00:39:53.057
And I'm wearing a floor-length dress.

00:39:53.224 --> 00:39:57.144
I also have to be ladylike
while riding sidesaddle. [laughs]

00:39:57.312 --> 00:39:59.521
- I can't ride sidesaddle.
- No, no, no.

00:39:59.689 --> 00:40:02.024
I couldn't ride sidesaddle either
when I was your age,

00:40:02.192 --> 00:40:04.735
and frankly, dear,
it is acutely uncomfortable.

00:40:04.903 --> 00:40:08.280
Herbie is my riding companion.
Here he is.

00:40:08.448 --> 00:40:10.866
- Oh.
- Herbie.

00:40:15.121 --> 00:40:17.539
- It's a wooden leg.
- Yes.

00:40:17.707 --> 00:40:21.710
That is impressively sneaky, Grandma.
Did you come up with this on your own?

00:40:21.878 --> 00:40:24.213
[Clarisse] Oh, no,
it's a centuries-old idea.

00:40:24.380 --> 00:40:26.256
[Mia] And you put
the riding boot on it...

00:40:26.424 --> 00:40:29.968
[Clarisse] Exactly. Our ancestors
knew a thing or two, right?

00:40:30.136 --> 00:40:34.389
You just drape your skirt over it
and nobody suspects a thing.

00:40:34.557 --> 00:40:36.391
[Man] Hear ye, hear ye.

00:40:36.559 --> 00:40:40.562
Princess Amelia
Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi

00:40:40.730 --> 00:40:43.565
reviews the Royal Guard of Genovia.

00:40:43.733 --> 00:40:48.153
Now, the last time we spoke,
you mentioned that Princess Mia's horse,

00:40:48.321 --> 00:40:52.199
Sandy, gets easily spooked by snakes.

00:40:52.367 --> 00:40:56.036
So let's get it really spooked,
shall we?

00:40:56.204 --> 00:40:57.663
This is a fake snake.

00:40:57.831 --> 00:40:59.957
Oh, you're very observant.
A regular David Attenborough.

00:41:00.125 --> 00:41:02.960
That's rubber, yes.
But it will spook the horse.

00:41:04.003 --> 00:41:06.213
I'm Nick. Viscount Mabrey's nephew.

00:41:06.381 --> 00:41:08.841
Ah, the chap who's trying
to stage the palace coup.

00:41:09.008 --> 00:41:10.968
I'm Andrew Jacoby. Nice to meet you.

00:41:11.136 --> 00:41:16.265
Lilly Moscovitz, official best friend
of future queen. I don't like you.

00:41:16.432 --> 00:41:17.683
Pleasure.

00:41:17.851 --> 00:41:20.144
Atten... [shouts]

00:41:22.147 --> 00:41:24.356
I like all these men wearing helmets.

00:41:24.524 --> 00:41:27.526
Open ranks. [shouts]

00:41:27.694 --> 00:41:29.736
[Fanfare plays]

00:41:50.550 --> 00:41:52.426
Sandy... Oh! Oh!

00:41:52.594 --> 00:41:53.594
My goodness. Oh, my...

00:41:53.761 --> 00:41:56.221
- Easy. Sandy, easy.
- Princess.

00:41:57.265 --> 00:41:59.183
Princess. It's OK, Princess. I'm here.

00:41:59.517 --> 00:42:01.268
- [Mia gasps]
- [Crowd murmuring]

00:42:01.436 --> 00:42:02.853
Joe...

00:42:03.354 --> 00:42:06.732
No wonder she's so clumsy.
She's got a wooden leg.

00:42:09.944 --> 00:42:11.862
[Horse whinnies]

00:42:12.030 --> 00:42:14.156
Talk about getting off on the wrong foot.

00:42:14.908 --> 00:42:18.911
[Man] The ceremony has officially ended.

00:42:19.078 --> 00:42:20.662
[Staff tapping]

00:42:30.840 --> 00:42:32.299
[Mia sobs]

00:42:34.969 --> 00:42:36.929
You shouldn't hide.

00:42:37.096 --> 00:42:39.598
It only makes them gossip more.

00:42:40.892 --> 00:42:43.227
What do you want?

00:42:45.521 --> 00:42:50.734
Just think, Mia. One more leg and
you could've easily outrun your horse.

00:42:50.902 --> 00:42:53.237
I don't need this right now.

00:42:56.241 --> 00:42:57.824
Mia, I'm...

00:42:57.992 --> 00:42:59.743
I'm sorry, I...

00:42:59.911 --> 00:43:03.121
No, you're not. You never
think about anyone but yourself.

00:43:03.289 --> 00:43:07.209
So just this once,
can you please let me be miserable,

00:43:07.377 --> 00:43:09.002
and not make me feel
worse about myself?

00:43:09.170 --> 00:43:12.339
- Just go away. Go away, go away...
- Mia...

00:43:13.424 --> 00:43:17.010
Princess, excuse me.
The queen has arrived.

00:43:19.055 --> 00:43:21.056
Yes.

00:43:26.938 --> 00:43:28.438
Nicholas.

00:43:28.606 --> 00:43:31.525
Am I going to be disappointed in you?

00:43:33.695 --> 00:43:36.530
Unfortunate incident, that.

00:43:36.698 --> 00:43:38.699
I'm just leaving.
You going to come and see me off?

00:43:38.866 --> 00:43:42.452
I'd like to speak with your uncle alone,
Nicholas. Please.

00:43:49.210 --> 00:43:52.004
Viscount. You may not
be aware of what my job entails

00:43:52.171 --> 00:43:54.006
as the royal head of security.

00:43:54.173 --> 00:43:59.052
My job is to protect the crown,
to make sure no harm comes to the crown.

00:43:59.220 --> 00:44:03.140
To step in when someone toys
with the crown's emotions, you see.

00:44:03.308 --> 00:44:05.350
I think the entire country
understands how well

00:44:05.518 --> 00:44:08.437
you cater for the crown's emotions.

00:44:11.899 --> 00:44:16.361
If you hurt my girl,
you will answer directly to me.

00:44:16.529 --> 00:44:19.448
And whatever crimes
I commit against you, remember:

00:44:19.615 --> 00:44:22.993
I have diplomatic immunity
in 46 countries.

00:44:23.161 --> 00:44:24.828
Including Puerto Rico.

00:44:24.996 --> 00:44:28.832
Sir, you will find that the word "fear"
is not in my vocabulary.

00:44:29.000 --> 00:44:30.500
Perhaps.

00:44:30.668 --> 00:44:33.003
But it's in your eyes.

00:44:37.216 --> 00:44:39.551
You forgot something.

00:44:40.970 --> 00:44:44.556
[Man and woman speaking French]

00:44:44.724 --> 00:44:48.727
Nicholas, I...
I want to ask you a question.

00:44:48.895 --> 00:44:50.562
Of course, Your Majesty.

00:44:51.564 --> 00:44:55.859
Why are you so against
Princess Mia being queen?

00:44:56.027 --> 00:44:59.029
Well, my uncle feels that
Princess Mia doesn't know the people.

00:44:59.197 --> 00:45:01.698
And you feel you do know the people?

00:45:01.866 --> 00:45:05.285
Yes. I was born here,
I went to primary school here.

00:45:05.453 --> 00:45:07.454
I am a true Genovian.

00:45:07.622 --> 00:45:09.581
Mia didn't even know
she was Genovian until high school,

00:45:09.749 --> 00:45:13.377
and to be frank,
she's spent little time here since then.

00:45:13.544 --> 00:45:17.047
Well, I happen to feel
that she'll make a great ruler.

00:45:17.548 --> 00:45:20.884
She's terribly bright, sensitive,
caring.

00:45:21.052 --> 00:45:23.220
- I know that.
- You do?

00:45:24.222 --> 00:45:26.264
Yes. Yes, I do. But...

00:45:26.849 --> 00:45:30.268
How can one rule the people
if they do not know the people?

00:45:31.062 --> 00:45:33.688
Touché. That's a very good question.

00:45:34.023 --> 00:45:35.816
[Piano playing]

00:45:35.983 --> 00:45:37.901
[Woman singing opera]

00:46:12.228 --> 00:46:16.648
Opera's new rising star, Anna Netrebko.

00:46:18.734 --> 00:46:21.403
- Looks good enough to eat.
- [Laughter]

00:46:29.162 --> 00:46:31.746
How are your grandchildren,
Lily, Charlotte and Sam?

00:46:31.914 --> 00:46:34.207
They're wonderful.
Thank you for remembering.

00:46:35.168 --> 00:46:37.377
How are you? Good to see you.

00:46:37.545 --> 00:46:39.546
How's your dachshund? Maury, right?

00:46:39.714 --> 00:46:43.633
He is great.
You remember him from last summer?

00:46:44.927 --> 00:46:48.472
[Speaking foreign language]

00:46:48.639 --> 00:46:50.891
Mia's doing well.

00:46:51.058 --> 00:46:53.393
Some major mingling, I see.

00:46:54.562 --> 00:46:56.813
A little higher, Olivia.

00:47:00.151 --> 00:47:01.151
[Woman] Mia.

00:47:01.819 --> 00:47:04.404
- Did you happen to see who's here?
- Who?

00:47:04.572 --> 00:47:07.491
The king wannabe with Lady Elissa.

00:47:08.451 --> 00:47:11.953
Oh. Is she his... girlfriend?

00:47:12.121 --> 00:47:15.415
Nicholas doesn't have girlfriends,
he has dates.

00:47:15.583 --> 00:47:17.375
But attractive ones.

00:47:17.543 --> 00:47:20.378
- You talk to him much?
- Uh...

00:47:20.546 --> 00:47:22.380
We acknowledge each other.

00:47:26.636 --> 00:47:28.970
- Andrew?
- Yes, dear. Coming.

00:47:30.765 --> 00:47:32.724
Yuck.

00:47:33.226 --> 00:47:36.770
- Well, the camera's all ready to go, so...
- All right.

00:47:36.938 --> 00:47:38.396
- Let's go this way.
- OK.

00:47:39.065 --> 00:47:40.482
No more straggling for me.

00:47:40.650 --> 00:47:43.652
- You did very well, Mia. Very charming.
- Thank you.

00:47:43.819 --> 00:47:45.570
- Wait, wait, wait. The light is perfect.
- What?

00:47:45.738 --> 00:47:47.447
- Just one more, please.
- Please, no more pictures.

00:47:47.615 --> 00:47:49.574
- Come on, please. One more.
- It's very flattering, but...

00:47:49.742 --> 00:47:51.660
Mia, one more picture...

00:47:52.828 --> 00:47:54.329
Ah.

00:47:55.873 --> 00:47:57.874
Hello. I'm Andrew Jacoby.

00:47:58.042 --> 00:48:00.377
- Oh, hello. Lady Elissa.
- Pleasure.

00:48:00.545 --> 00:48:03.046
- Lady Elissa.
- Your Highness.

00:48:03.214 --> 00:48:04.506
Hello.

00:48:04.674 --> 00:48:07.884
Elissa and I were just discussing
her latest achievement.

00:48:08.052 --> 00:48:10.345
- She's received a Rhodes Scholarship.
- Nicholas, please.

00:48:10.513 --> 00:48:12.806
Why not brag? You're an amazing woman.

00:48:12.974 --> 00:48:14.808
Elissa, congratulations.

00:48:14.976 --> 00:48:19.145
You know, Andrew has a PhD
in anthropology from Oxford.

00:48:19.313 --> 00:48:20.897
- Oh, really? That's wonderful.
- Fantastic.

00:48:21.065 --> 00:48:23.900
- Elissa was in the Peace Corps.
- Really?

00:48:24.068 --> 00:48:27.904
Andrew spent four months in Papua New
Guinea studying the bark of a yam tree.

00:48:28.072 --> 00:48:29.322
- Elissa single-handedly...
- Andrew...

00:48:29.490 --> 00:48:32.158
Elissa is actually trying to say
something. Yes, Lady Elissa?

00:48:32.326 --> 00:48:34.327
Andrew, would you like to get a drink?

00:48:34.495 --> 00:48:36.121
I have a feeling
they're going to start a

00:48:36.289 --> 00:48:38.999
"My horse is
bigger than your horse" run.

00:48:39.166 --> 00:48:40.792
I would absolutely love to. Excuse us.

00:48:40.960 --> 00:48:42.877
You know, her horse actually is very huge.

00:48:43.045 --> 00:48:44.838
- Oh, really?
- Yes...

00:48:49.635 --> 00:48:51.803
- Fantastic party.
- It is.

00:48:51.971 --> 00:48:54.723
- You two make such a lovely couple.
- We do.

00:48:54.890 --> 00:48:58.560
- It's a shame you're not attracted to him.
- I know, it...

00:48:58.728 --> 00:49:00.937
You... I... Come back here.

00:49:01.105 --> 00:49:02.230
[Clears throat]

00:49:02.398 --> 00:49:06.484
Ladies and gentlemen, a special
treat for our friends from Asia.

00:49:06.652 --> 00:49:08.236
Jonny Blu.

00:49:08.404 --> 00:49:10.322
[♪ Jonny Blu: "Miracles Happen"]

00:49:10.489 --> 00:49:14.784
[Singing in foreign language]

00:49:23.294 --> 00:49:25.920
Come back here. You... you can't just
say something like that and walk away.

00:49:26.088 --> 00:49:29.007
I will have you know
that I am very attracted to Andrew.

00:49:29.175 --> 00:49:31.092
Well, obviously.

00:49:31.260 --> 00:49:34.137
I am. He's...
We are perfect for each other.

00:49:34.305 --> 00:49:37.599
- He understands me...
- Understands you? Wow. What passion.

00:49:37.767 --> 00:49:40.727
- I didn't hear you mention love.
- [Scoffs]

00:49:40.895 --> 00:49:43.229
- You are so jealous.
- Why would I be jealous of Andrew?

00:49:43.397 --> 00:49:46.274
He's got to spend the rest of his life
married to you.

00:49:48.444 --> 00:49:51.237
I loathe you. [gasps]

00:49:51.405 --> 00:49:54.741
- I loathe you.
- I loathed you first.

00:50:01.457 --> 00:50:03.792
Mm! Mm!

00:50:03.959 --> 00:50:05.835
Wait. What are you doing?
What is wrong with you?

00:50:06.003 --> 00:50:07.837
You can't just go around kissing people.

00:50:08.005 --> 00:50:09.881
- Particularly not engaged people.
- You enjoyed it.

00:50:10.049 --> 00:50:11.675
- You want to kiss again?
- Well, I...

00:50:11.842 --> 00:50:13.426
No! Stop trying to confuse me.

00:50:13.594 --> 00:50:15.929
What's confusing about a kiss?

00:50:16.806 --> 00:50:19.766
You're just trying to make me like you
so that I won't want to marry Andrew

00:50:19.934 --> 00:50:21.601
and so that you can have the crown. Ah!

00:50:21.769 --> 00:50:25.397
Well, maybe I am, and...
maybe I just like kissing you.

00:50:25.564 --> 00:50:27.982
You... You stay away from me.

00:50:28.150 --> 00:50:29.651
[Screams]

00:50:32.071 --> 00:50:33.071
Mia...

00:50:33.239 --> 00:50:35.573
You know what?
I have an idea. I have a brilliant idea.

00:50:35.741 --> 00:50:39.619
Why don't you go underwater
and I'll count to a million?

00:50:39.787 --> 00:50:41.746
Mia, careful... Mia.

00:50:49.171 --> 00:50:51.172
Do I want to know?

00:50:51.340 --> 00:50:52.924
I don't think so.

00:50:56.137 --> 00:50:58.054
I'll be two seconds, Mia.

00:50:59.807 --> 00:51:02.016
She's going to be a handful, isn't she?

00:51:02.184 --> 00:51:04.811
You'll never be bored, Andrew.

00:51:04.979 --> 00:51:06.354
Yes.

00:51:08.941 --> 00:51:11.568
- Olivia, enough goodbyes.
- Yes, ma'am.

00:51:11.736 --> 00:51:14.904
- Eagle is leaving! Eagle is leaving!
- In hushed tones, Lionel.

00:51:15.072 --> 00:51:17.240
Hushed tones.

00:51:20.161 --> 00:51:23.955
[Clarisse] When are you going
to start acting responsibly?

00:51:24.915 --> 00:51:29.085
Hiding in a closet
with a man who is not your betrothed?

00:51:29.253 --> 00:51:31.880
Coming out of a fountain
dripping wet

00:51:32.047 --> 00:51:34.340
with the same man,
who is not your betrothed?

00:51:34.508 --> 00:51:37.218
Do you think I plan
for this kind of stuff to happen?

00:51:37.386 --> 00:51:39.721
I lost it. Sometimes you just lose it.

00:51:39.889 --> 00:51:41.556
You can't afford to lose it.

00:51:41.724 --> 00:51:44.893
Other people lose it.
We're supposed to find it.

00:51:45.060 --> 00:51:48.563
People look up to us, and we're
held to higher standards of behavior.

00:51:48.731 --> 00:51:51.399
Can you try to grasp that concept?

00:51:51.567 --> 00:51:53.818
The concept is grasped.

00:51:53.986 --> 00:51:56.738
The execution is a little elusive.

00:51:56.906 --> 00:51:59.240
I would say so.

00:52:02.161 --> 00:52:06.539
Try to get some sleep. You'll want
to look fresh for the parade tomorrow.

00:52:12.588 --> 00:52:15.215
- Good night.
- [Exasperated sigh]

00:52:16.801 --> 00:52:18.968
Good night, Grandmother.

00:52:20.304 --> 00:52:22.889
[Muttering loudly]

00:52:27.311 --> 00:52:30.313
Well, Maurice, it's just you and I.

00:52:31.398 --> 00:52:33.733
Or are you upset with me too?

00:52:34.193 --> 00:52:35.443
[Whimpers]

00:52:41.367 --> 00:52:43.493
Royal Guard of Genovia, fall in.

00:52:43.661 --> 00:52:45.912
Big parade day.

00:52:46.080 --> 00:52:48.748
Identify, Mustang personnel.

00:52:48.916 --> 00:52:50.291
Why do you talk like that?

00:52:50.459 --> 00:52:53.586
I'm Captain Kip Kelly of the Royal Guard.

00:52:53.754 --> 00:52:55.839
What if we all talked like that?

00:52:56.006 --> 00:53:01.469
Lilly Moscovitz, best friend
of Princess Mia, riding in the 'Stang.

00:53:02.388 --> 00:53:04.389
That was very nicely done, Miss Lilly.

00:53:04.557 --> 00:53:06.850
- It's a pleasure to meet you.
- Hi.

00:53:07.560 --> 00:53:11.020
The prettiest girl is riding in the 'Stang.

00:53:12.147 --> 00:53:13.731
- Flag?
- Thank you.

00:53:13.899 --> 00:53:15.191
Flag? Welcome.

00:53:15.359 --> 00:53:17.819
Welcome, Viscount Mabrey.
May I offer you a flag?

00:53:17.987 --> 00:53:20.905
Thank you, I am not a waving aficionado.

00:53:21.073 --> 00:53:24.492
But I will wave our national flag

00:53:24.660 --> 00:53:28.538
when a true Genovian king
once again sits on the throne.

00:53:29.540 --> 00:53:31.082
King Nicholas.

00:53:32.459 --> 00:53:33.459
Flag?

00:53:33.627 --> 00:53:35.712
How do you feel today, my dear?

00:53:35.880 --> 00:53:38.631
Honestly, Joe, not that great.

00:53:38.799 --> 00:53:41.801
Well, would you feel better
if you called me Joey?

00:53:41.969 --> 00:53:43.595
- No, Joe.
- Good.

00:53:43.762 --> 00:53:47.807
- Come on, Joseph. We're already late.
- Her Majesty is ready.

00:53:47.975 --> 00:53:51.144
Can't keep the people
of Genovia waiting any longer.

00:53:52.271 --> 00:53:54.898
Happy Independence Day, Genovia!

00:53:55.065 --> 00:53:58.902
Here we are in Pyrus, capital of
Genovia, for the big annual parade.

00:53:59.069 --> 00:54:00.320
Here they come.

00:54:00.487 --> 00:54:03.364
[All singing national anthem]
♪ Genovia, Genovia

00:54:03.532 --> 00:54:07.452
[Elsie] There's Prime Minister Motaz,
strutting his stuff.

00:54:07.620 --> 00:54:09.662
♪ Genovia, Genovia

00:54:09.830 --> 00:54:13.082
People are coming
from all over Genovia.

00:54:14.919 --> 00:54:19.464
Here's the Mertz Marching Band,
led by Lucy Carmichael.

00:54:20.382 --> 00:54:24.636
And now, of course,
the Libbet's folk dancers.

00:54:24.803 --> 00:54:28.097
Also known as the "Leapers of Libbet."

00:54:29.600 --> 00:54:32.602
And now the queen, with Princess Mia.

00:54:35.898 --> 00:54:38.483
[Boy] I don't like your braids.

00:54:40.653 --> 00:54:42.403
[Boy 2] Hey, thumb-sucker.

00:54:44.281 --> 00:54:46.282
Stop the carriage.

00:54:49.578 --> 00:54:52.330
What... what's going on? Mia?

00:54:52.498 --> 00:54:55.583
- She's stopped the parade.
- How rude.

00:54:55.751 --> 00:54:56.876
[Elsie] Uh-oh.

00:54:57.044 --> 00:54:59.128
What's the princess going to do now?

00:54:59.296 --> 00:55:01.673
She's walking towards
the children's shelter.

00:55:01.840 --> 00:55:05.802
- Hello, everybody.
- [Children] Hello, Princess.

00:55:09.223 --> 00:55:11.182
Hello. What's your name?

00:55:11.350 --> 00:55:12.600
Carolina.

00:55:13.394 --> 00:55:14.644
And what are your names?

00:55:14.812 --> 00:55:15.812
- John.
- Blake.

00:55:15.980 --> 00:55:18.481
Did I see you messing with Carolina?

00:55:18.649 --> 00:55:21.150
They were tugging on my braid.

00:55:23.153 --> 00:55:25.947
Excuse me. These children are?

00:55:26.115 --> 00:55:30.868
Most of them are orphans.
We care for as many as possible.

00:55:33.664 --> 00:55:36.874
Kissing children. Hugging orphans.

00:55:37.042 --> 00:55:41.212
What a vulgar, low,
despicable, political trick.

00:55:42.715 --> 00:55:44.132
Carolina.

00:55:44.299 --> 00:55:46.426
Would you like to be a princess today?

00:55:46.593 --> 00:55:49.554
I can't, I'm too little.
[Speaks foreign language]

00:55:49.722 --> 00:55:54.517
Oh, no. Because I declare
that anyone can be a princess today.

00:55:54.685 --> 00:55:57.353
Well, why don't we get you a tiara,

00:55:57.521 --> 00:55:59.355
and you can wave,
and march in the parade?

00:55:59.523 --> 00:56:01.983
In fact, why don't you all take tiaras?

00:56:02.151 --> 00:56:04.819
All? Give them all free tiaras?

00:56:04.987 --> 00:56:06.821
- I'll take care of it later.
- Thank you.

00:56:07.990 --> 00:56:09.157
[Girl] I want a silver one.

00:56:14.788 --> 00:56:17.290
You won't be able to wave
with your thumb in your mouth.

00:56:17.458 --> 00:56:20.668
- I can wave with this hand.
- Very good.

00:56:21.086 --> 00:56:22.962
- I want the purple one.
- I want a crown.

00:56:23.130 --> 00:56:25.089
- Can we be in the parade?
- Of course, of course.

00:56:25.257 --> 00:56:27.967
We could always use
more princes in the world.

00:56:28.135 --> 00:56:30.261
OK, so...

00:56:31.221 --> 00:56:36.392
To be a princess, you have
to believe that you are a princess.

00:56:36.560 --> 00:56:39.896
You've got to walk
the way you think a princess would walk.

00:56:40.064 --> 00:56:44.609
So think tall, you gotta smile,
and wave, and just have fun.

00:56:44.777 --> 00:56:47.361
- So are you ready?
- Yes!

00:56:47.529 --> 00:56:50.740
She's letting the children join her.
How charming.

00:56:50.908 --> 00:56:52.033
Not for everyone.

00:56:52.576 --> 00:56:53.910
Drumroll, please.

00:56:54.078 --> 00:56:56.454
Give the princess a drumroll!

00:56:56.622 --> 00:56:58.414
[Drumroll begins]

00:56:59.041 --> 00:57:00.541
Forward...

00:57:00.709 --> 00:57:02.085
...march!

00:57:02.252 --> 00:57:04.504
[♪ Kelly Clarkson: "Break Away"]

00:57:06.757 --> 00:57:10.051
Just remember, you are a princess.

00:57:26.902 --> 00:57:28.903
[Mia] There you go.

00:57:29.863 --> 00:57:33.407
- Everybody having fun?
- [Children] Yeah.

00:57:45.879 --> 00:57:50.007
This has been Elsie Kentworthy and
former Miss Genovia, Hildegaard Huffman,

00:57:50.175 --> 00:57:54.011
at the best Independence Day
parade Genovia's seen in years.

00:57:54.179 --> 00:57:56.806
Thanks to Princess Mia's special surprise.

00:57:56.974 --> 00:58:00.476
May the rest of your day be sunny-side up.

00:58:01.395 --> 00:58:04.063
[Mia] And so, gentlemen,
the children from the shelter

00:58:04.231 --> 00:58:07.817
will be housed at the winter castle
in the mountains of Libbet.

00:58:08.735 --> 00:58:11.154
The use of the castle as a resort

00:58:11.321 --> 00:58:14.740
is sort of a perk
for parliament members and dignitaries.

00:58:14.908 --> 00:58:17.076
- Exactly.
- Huh.

00:58:17.244 --> 00:58:20.288
Well, I'm going to de-perk it,
and convert it into a children's shelter

00:58:20.455 --> 00:58:23.124
until money can be raised
for one of their own.

00:58:23.292 --> 00:58:25.918
I feel guilty
having two homes while they have none.

00:58:26.086 --> 00:58:28.629
- We're going to have to do something.
- Lord Crawley,

00:58:28.797 --> 00:58:30.006
how is your brother doing?

00:58:30.174 --> 00:58:32.258
- I don't speak to my brother.
- Oh.

00:58:32.426 --> 00:58:35.928
Well, I've hired him
to be the architect on the project.

00:58:36.096 --> 00:58:38.514
- Mr. Crawley.
- Your Highness.

00:58:39.641 --> 00:58:41.559
Gentlemen.

00:58:41.727 --> 00:58:43.978
- Jerry.
- Dean.

00:58:44.146 --> 00:58:46.606
Well, I look forward
to getting your notes on these plans.

00:58:46.773 --> 00:58:47.773
But no one else's.

00:58:47.941 --> 00:58:49.066
I'll give you notes,
because I'm part...

00:58:49.234 --> 00:58:50.401
No, you won't. I'm an architect.

00:58:50.569 --> 00:58:52.528
- I am part of this parliament.
- You just go skiing...

00:58:52.696 --> 00:58:53.988
- So what?
...and like to be an outdoorsman.

00:58:54.156 --> 00:58:56.490
- You're a couch potato. Couch potato.
- Outdoorsman. Outdoorsman.

00:58:56.658 --> 00:58:59.368
- Couch potato. Couch potato...
- Outdoorsman. Outdoorsman...

00:59:00.913 --> 00:59:03.873
The queen approves of the plan,
and I intend to see it through.

00:59:04.041 --> 00:59:09.795
Now, gentlemen, I don't think it'll take
too long to raise the money. Do you?

00:59:11.465 --> 00:59:12.924
We're setting up
the ramp in the ballroom.

00:59:13.091 --> 00:59:15.051
OK.

00:59:15.219 --> 00:59:16.552
- Hello.
- Hello.

00:59:16.720 --> 00:59:18.679
My hello's insignificant.

00:59:18.847 --> 00:59:22.308
Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, come with me.

00:59:24.478 --> 00:59:26.103
So.

00:59:26.271 --> 00:59:29.899
- Are you crashing my bridal shower?
- Sadly, no.

00:59:30.067 --> 00:59:33.861
I wanted to tell you that I was very
impressed by what you did at the parade.

00:59:34.029 --> 00:59:36.030
Thank you.

00:59:40.535 --> 00:59:42.870
I'm having a slumber party.

00:59:45.958 --> 00:59:48.292
Congratulations on the children's
center.

00:59:48.460 --> 00:59:50.253
- Thank you. Thank you.
- That's wonderful.

00:59:50.420 --> 00:59:53.547
- She needs to get ready for the party.
- She's busy.

00:59:53.715 --> 00:59:55.299
Lenny, Squiggy, zip it.

00:59:55.467 --> 00:59:57.802
Lilly? The princesses are arriving.

00:59:57.970 --> 01:00:00.304
- Well, I should go and read my book.
- I should go and get changed. Yeah.

01:00:00.472 --> 01:00:01.889
- That's it.
- Bye.

01:00:02.891 --> 01:00:05.935
Hello, hello. Elsie Kentworthy here.

01:00:06.103 --> 01:00:10.064
Weeks before her wedding, Princess Mia,
in a stroke of skilled diplomacy,

01:00:10.232 --> 01:00:12.817
has invited royal princesses
from all over the world

01:00:12.985 --> 01:00:16.570
to her bridal shower slumber party.

01:00:16.738 --> 01:00:18.572
Hello, Princess Lorraine.

01:00:18.740 --> 01:00:22.076
- Oh, braces.
- Yeah. I'm getting two diamonds put in.

01:00:22.244 --> 01:00:25.329
Oh. That must make it more comfortable.

01:00:25.497 --> 01:00:26.539
Hi, Charlotte.

01:00:26.707 --> 01:00:29.750
Princess Aimee of Mallorca.

01:00:29.918 --> 01:00:33.170
- Is this my party?
- No, this is Princess Mia's party.

01:00:33.338 --> 01:00:35.381
Oh.

01:00:36.300 --> 01:00:38.342
[Girls squealing]

01:00:39.761 --> 01:00:43.931
[Mia] So I want thank you all very much
for my fabulous bridal shower presents.

01:00:44.099 --> 01:00:46.726
And now, I have a present for you.

01:00:47.561 --> 01:00:49.770
It's time for mattress surfing!

01:00:49.938 --> 01:00:50.688
[All cheering]

01:00:50.856 --> 01:00:52.690
[♪ Christy Carlson Romano:
"Let's Bounce"]

01:01:25.724 --> 01:01:27.433
[Both grunting]

01:01:41.490 --> 01:01:42.531
[Music stops]

01:01:42.699 --> 01:01:46.452
Princess Aimee has to go potty.

01:01:56.713 --> 01:01:58.839
[Music resumes]

01:02:06.556 --> 01:02:08.974
I think I'll just have some milk
and cookies in my room, Olivia.

01:02:09.142 --> 01:02:12.103
- Yes, Your Majesty.
- Perhaps some earplugs.

01:02:12.270 --> 01:02:14.939
- Quite a party, darling.
- Yeah.

01:02:15.107 --> 01:02:16.607
We're just having a little bit of fun.

01:02:16.775 --> 01:02:19.527
Oh, Rupert and the boys
used to love doing that.

01:02:19.694 --> 01:02:23.364
[All] King Rupert. May he rest in peace.

01:02:23.532 --> 01:02:27.660
I did it too, you know.
But a little differently. Felix?

01:02:27.828 --> 01:02:31.080
- I thought you never slide.
- I don't.

01:02:31.248 --> 01:02:34.208
But I've done a lot of flying in my
time.

01:02:35.669 --> 01:02:37.461
[♪ Pink: "Trouble"]

01:02:38.296 --> 01:02:40.131
Is she really going to do this?

01:02:42.050 --> 01:02:43.050
May I?

01:02:44.219 --> 01:02:45.678
Ha!

01:02:57.482 --> 01:02:59.108
Ta-da.

01:02:59.901 --> 01:03:02.653
♪ I've been working at the palace

01:03:02.821 --> 01:03:05.698
♪ Just to pass the time away

01:03:05.866 --> 01:03:09.034
♪ Can't you hear the bells a-ringing?

01:03:09.202 --> 01:03:12.163
♪ Rise up so early in the morn

01:03:12.330 --> 01:03:15.207
♪ Can't you hear the bells a-shouting?

01:03:15.375 --> 01:03:17.960
♪ Maids, go do your chores ♪

01:03:20.755 --> 01:03:22.131
Bravo!

01:03:22.841 --> 01:03:28.053
And now, to end our little show,
if we all give her a shout-out,

01:03:28.221 --> 01:03:30.473
Her Majesty may sing us a song.

01:03:30.640 --> 01:03:33.100
- Thank you, no.
- [Girls pleading]

01:03:33.268 --> 01:03:35.603
Queens rarely do karaoke.

01:03:35.770 --> 01:03:38.772
Grandma, come on. The song
you sang at my 18th-birthday party.

01:03:38.940 --> 01:03:42.693
- Remember that? They loved it.
- Dear, we had music then.

01:03:42.861 --> 01:03:45.237
Mia had a CD made,
so you can sing along.

01:03:45.405 --> 01:03:47.573
Clarisse, Clarisse,

01:03:47.741 --> 01:03:50.451
Clarisse, Clarisse, Clarisse...

01:03:52.329 --> 01:03:56.290
Some girls are fair,
some are jolly and fit.

01:03:57.042 --> 01:03:59.543
- [Music begins]
- Some have a well-bred air,

01:03:59.711 --> 01:04:01.587
or a well-honed wit.

01:04:01.755 --> 01:04:06.175
♪ Each one's a jewel,
with a singular shine

01:04:06.343 --> 01:04:10.971
♪ A work of art with its own rare design

01:04:13.225 --> 01:04:17.228
♪ Dear little girl,
you are terribly blessed

01:04:17.729 --> 01:04:21.899
♪ But it's your heart of gold
I love the best

01:04:22.067 --> 01:04:26.904
♪ And that will be
your crowning glory

01:04:27.072 --> 01:04:30.741
♪ Your whole life through

01:04:30.909 --> 01:04:35.162
♪ It'll always be
your crowning glory

01:04:35.330 --> 01:04:38.874
♪ The most glorious part

01:04:39.459 --> 01:04:41.627
♪ Of you

01:04:41.795 --> 01:04:43.963
- [music tempo increases]
- [Girls cheer]

01:04:44.130 --> 01:04:45.256
What did you do?

01:04:45.423 --> 01:04:48.050
Well, I might have
tweaked it a little bit on my computer.

01:04:48.218 --> 01:04:50.594
But I don't know
how to do this sort of thing.

01:04:50.762 --> 01:04:51.929
Asana, now.

01:04:52.097 --> 01:04:54.848
Grandma, just follow Asana and sing.

01:04:55.016 --> 01:04:57.184
- ♪ Some boys can walk
- ♪ Some guys can groove

01:04:57.352 --> 01:04:59.436
- ♪ Strike an elegant pose
- ♪ Wear the really hip clothes

01:04:59.604 --> 01:05:01.397
♪ Some seem to have no faults

01:05:01.565 --> 01:05:03.816
- ♪ But we never like those
- ♪ No, we don't

01:05:03.984 --> 01:05:08.153
- ♪ He'll praise your eyes
- ♪ Your melodious laugh

01:05:08.321 --> 01:05:11.907
♪ Call you more lovely
than others by half

01:05:12.659 --> 01:05:14.577
- ♪ The one who's right
- ♪ My gorgeous prince

01:05:14.744 --> 01:05:16.870
- ♪ Will be honest and true
- ♪ He'll believe in me too

01:05:17.038 --> 01:05:21.125
♪ And prize your heart of gold
the way I do

01:05:21.293 --> 01:05:25.504
♪ He'll know that
that will be your crowning glory

01:05:25.672 --> 01:05:29.842
♪ Your whole life through

01:05:30.010 --> 01:05:34.305
♪ Your love will see
that it's your crowning glory

01:05:34.472 --> 01:05:38.309
♪ The most glorious part

01:05:38.476 --> 01:05:40.102
♪ Of you

01:05:40.270 --> 01:05:42.396
- ♪ And you
- ♪ And you

01:05:42.564 --> 01:05:43.606
♪ And you

01:05:44.190 --> 01:05:46.108
- Me?
- Go on.

01:05:52.699 --> 01:05:56.035
♪ That will be your crowning glory

01:05:56.202 --> 01:06:00.372
♪ Darling, when they tell your story

01:06:00.540 --> 01:06:04.877
♪ They'll call your heart of gold
your crowning glory

01:06:05.045 --> 01:06:08.922
♪ The most glorious part

01:06:09.090 --> 01:06:12.426
♪ Of you ♪

01:06:19.768 --> 01:06:22.102
[Mabrey] Gretchen, hot water.

01:06:24.356 --> 01:06:26.899
- What are you saying?
- Well, she's smart.

01:06:27.067 --> 01:06:29.443
And she really cares about Genovia.

01:06:29.611 --> 01:06:30.986
Maybe...

01:06:31.154 --> 01:06:33.989
Well, maybe it wouldn't be so bad
if she ran the country.

01:06:34.157 --> 01:06:35.658
Are you mad?

01:06:35.825 --> 01:06:38.369
She believes in Genovia
so much that she's convinced herself

01:06:38.536 --> 01:06:40.829
to marry someone that
she knows she can never love.

01:06:40.997 --> 01:06:45.167
I can't believe that I am hearing this.
You want her to rule?

01:06:45.335 --> 01:06:49.546
After all the effort that we have put
in, to end up with nothing?

01:06:49.714 --> 01:06:54.927
It wouldn't be nothing. Genovia would be
in good hands, and she would be happy.

01:06:55.095 --> 01:06:57.346
Ahh...

01:06:57.514 --> 01:06:59.431
You've fallen in love with her.

01:06:59.599 --> 01:07:00.891
No.

01:07:01.059 --> 01:07:02.726
No, Uncle, all that I'm asking...

01:07:02.894 --> 01:07:06.063
No, no, no, no, no... you listen.

01:07:07.065 --> 01:07:11.694
What do you think will happen, hm? That
she will leave Andrew and marry you?

01:07:11.861 --> 01:07:13.904
I put in the effort to make you a king,

01:07:14.072 --> 01:07:16.699
not to have you marry a queen.
I will not have it, sir.

01:07:16.866 --> 01:07:18.784
Don't worry, Uncle.
That will never happen.

01:07:18.952 --> 01:07:20.369
Mia doesn't care for me that way.

01:07:20.537 --> 01:07:22.830
Oh, but you care for her.

01:07:22.997 --> 01:07:28.043
Uncle, I just want us to stop
trying to sabotage her. That's all.

01:07:31.673 --> 01:07:34.883
All right. If that's what you really want.

01:07:38.555 --> 01:07:41.223
I just want your happiness, my boy.

01:07:42.434 --> 01:07:44.643
Go to her, hm?

01:07:44.811 --> 01:07:45.978
Congratulate her.

01:07:47.939 --> 01:07:50.023
And tell her that we surrender.

01:07:50.191 --> 01:07:52.151
Thank you, Uncle.

01:08:04.706 --> 01:08:07.040
Elsie Kentworthy, please.

01:08:17.385 --> 01:08:19.553
That's enough flaming ones for now.

01:08:19.721 --> 01:08:21.472
Are you sure I didn't burn you?

01:08:21.639 --> 01:08:24.641
- Of course you did. Look at his coat.
- No, no, it's very minor.

01:08:24.809 --> 01:08:27.895
You just sort of seared the sleeve. Look.

01:08:29.355 --> 01:08:30.773
Sorry.

01:08:30.940 --> 01:08:32.691
[Nicholas whistling]

01:08:34.778 --> 01:08:36.779
- Lilly?
- Yes?

01:08:36.946 --> 01:08:40.157
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Uh-huh.

01:08:43.036 --> 01:08:45.496
Look over there.

01:08:48.082 --> 01:08:49.958
Should I shoo him?
Should I shoo him?

01:08:50.126 --> 01:08:52.461
Just tell me who
I should shoo and I'll shoo.

01:08:53.087 --> 01:08:55.589
I just want to talk
to Nicholas for a second.

01:08:56.508 --> 01:08:58.008
OK.

01:08:59.344 --> 01:09:01.386
- Backing off, please. Andrew?
- Yes?

01:09:01.554 --> 01:09:03.972
Why don't you go introduce
Lilly to your parents?

01:09:04.140 --> 01:09:06.016
You know, just tell them
I'll be up for brunch in a second.

01:09:06.184 --> 01:09:07.768
Yeah, I'd love
to meet Susan and Arnold.

01:09:07.936 --> 01:09:10.854
We can have those tasty
finger sandwiches together.

01:09:12.816 --> 01:09:13.816
Would you like some help?

01:09:13.983 --> 01:09:16.235
He's not the one she's marrying, is he?

01:09:16.402 --> 01:09:18.278
Would you please try to keep up, Brigitta?

01:09:18.446 --> 01:09:20.113
He's trying to steal the crown.

01:09:22.033 --> 01:09:23.325
OK.

01:09:23.868 --> 01:09:25.661
- Ready?
- Mm-hm.

01:09:26.621 --> 01:09:29.164
- Take your stance.
- OK.

01:09:32.168 --> 01:09:34.628
Elbow down. Just a bit.

01:09:35.296 --> 01:09:36.505
OK.

01:09:36.673 --> 01:09:39.299
Use your mouth as an anchor.

01:09:39.467 --> 01:09:41.969
- Excuse me?
- Touch your mouth.

01:09:44.222 --> 01:09:45.889
Good.

01:09:46.057 --> 01:09:48.058
Relax this hand.

01:09:52.564 --> 01:09:54.982
And breathe in.

01:09:57.443 --> 01:09:58.902
Release.

01:10:00.947 --> 01:10:02.030
Oh!

01:10:02.198 --> 01:10:03.949
How did that feel?

01:10:05.660 --> 01:10:10.956
Wonderful.

01:10:12.292 --> 01:10:15.878
Turn around.
We should give them some privacy.

01:10:19.591 --> 01:10:23.844
I have to go. I really
only came back to pack my things.

01:10:25.096 --> 01:10:26.513
You're leaving?

01:10:27.849 --> 01:10:30.475
I think it's time I bowed out gracefully.

01:10:30.643 --> 01:10:31.977
Don't you?

01:10:33.980 --> 01:10:36.231
Goodbye. Oh.

01:10:37.233 --> 01:10:38.358
- Bye.
- Goodbye.

01:10:47.410 --> 01:10:49.369
Mia.

01:10:50.788 --> 01:10:52.873
Could I see you one more time before I go?

01:10:55.168 --> 01:10:58.086
Nicholas, I'm watched like a hawk.

01:10:58.254 --> 01:10:59.588
Princess, Princess.

01:11:01.215 --> 01:11:02.382
See?

01:11:02.550 --> 01:11:04.426
I'll find a way.

01:11:04.594 --> 01:11:05.594
Yes?

01:11:05.762 --> 01:11:08.388
Nothing.
I'm just supposed to watch you.

01:11:13.478 --> 01:11:15.312
- [Clattering]
- [Dog barks]

01:11:29.118 --> 01:11:32.829
[Clarisse] With only
two and a half days left, Olivia,

01:11:32.997 --> 01:11:35.207
I'm beginning to feel rather frantic.

01:11:35.375 --> 01:11:37.626
Would you take
Maurice out for me, please?

01:11:37.794 --> 01:11:39.544
I have to check the orchestra selections.

01:11:39.712 --> 01:11:42.673
And they asked you to approve a place
setting for the reception, Your Majesty.

01:11:42.840 --> 01:11:43.924
Very well.

01:11:50.765 --> 01:11:54.351
[Woman on radio] Our selections
for dancing at the royal reception.

01:11:54.519 --> 01:11:56.561
[Classical music plays]

01:12:15.331 --> 01:12:16.915
- [Joseph laughs]
- Oh!

01:12:24.007 --> 01:12:26.591
Have you been thinking about us?

01:12:31.723 --> 01:12:33.473
Yes, I have.

01:12:35.393 --> 01:12:37.561
I see.

01:12:37.729 --> 01:12:39.146
If you'll excuse me.

01:12:39.564 --> 01:12:43.400
No, Joseph.
You had to know what I was going to say.

01:12:43.568 --> 01:12:45.819
Mia needs me now more than ever before.

01:12:45.987 --> 01:12:49.114
It's the monarchy. I mean,
as queen it's my responsibility.

01:12:49.282 --> 01:12:50.282
You know how it is.

01:12:50.450 --> 01:12:52.951
You were never just my queen, Clarisse.

01:12:53.119 --> 01:12:56.163
You were the someone that I wanted
to spend the rest of my life with.

01:12:56.330 --> 01:13:02.335
But, if you prefer that I see you
first and foremost as my queen...

01:13:03.713 --> 01:13:05.172
...I shall oblige.
- No, Joseph...

01:13:05.339 --> 01:13:07.340
Your Majesty.

01:13:22.482 --> 01:13:23.732
[Music stops]

01:13:30.198 --> 01:13:31.615
Your bed is turned down, Your Highness.

01:13:31.783 --> 01:13:34.951
If you don't need anything else,
Princess, we're going to supper.

01:13:35.119 --> 01:13:37.204
Well, enjoy yourselves, ladies.

01:13:37.872 --> 01:13:39.706
Ah-ah-ah. What did we talk about?

01:13:39.874 --> 01:13:41.666
No more curtsy.

01:13:41.834 --> 01:13:43.418
We're going to supper.

01:13:43.586 --> 01:13:44.836
Thank you.

01:13:45.922 --> 01:13:47.589
- Hi, Miss Lilly.
- May we announce you?

01:13:47.757 --> 01:13:49.758
I can announce myself. Lilly Moscovitz!

01:13:49.926 --> 01:13:51.802
- Mia, look out your window.
- Why? What's going on?

01:13:51.969 --> 01:13:55.305
Just look out your window.
Prince Charming is throwing pebbles.

01:13:55.473 --> 01:13:57.182
[Whistling]

01:13:59.185 --> 01:14:01.186
[Whispering] Nicholas.

01:14:02.355 --> 01:14:05.732
- Nicholas, what are you doing?
- [Clears throat]

01:14:05.900 --> 01:14:09.486
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, with hair so fine.

01:14:09.654 --> 01:14:12.781
Come out your window,
climb down the vine.

01:14:15.827 --> 01:14:18.620
The feat you ask, dear sir, isn't easy.

01:14:18.788 --> 01:14:21.832
And I won't respond to that line,
it's far too cheesy.

01:14:21.999 --> 01:14:24.584
- [Lilly] So what does he want?
- [Sighs]

01:14:24.752 --> 01:14:26.211
He wants me to climb down the vine.

01:14:26.379 --> 01:14:28.130
- Well, do you want to?
- Yes.

01:14:28.297 --> 01:14:30.924
- So go.
- It's a recipe for disaster.

01:14:31.092 --> 01:14:34.469
Mia, do something impulsive for once
in your life. You're getting married.

01:14:34.637 --> 01:14:37.889
Do you want a regular bachelorette party
with 12 screaming girls,

01:14:38.057 --> 01:14:43.353
or do you want a stroll in the moonlight
with your almost-Prince Charming?

01:15:04.208 --> 01:15:06.751
I always like a man in shades.

01:15:08.296 --> 01:15:10.213
- [Gasps] Oh, Your Majesty.
- No, no, ladies.

01:15:10.381 --> 01:15:12.799
Come in, come in.
I was just about to leave.

01:15:13.301 --> 01:15:15.260
This really is more romantic in books.

01:15:16.012 --> 01:15:17.554
My foot is stuck.

01:15:20.641 --> 01:15:23.518
Oh! What was that?

01:15:24.562 --> 01:15:26.229
- Help.
- Uh...

01:15:26.397 --> 01:15:27.480
- ♪ Frere...
- [both] ♪... Jacques

01:15:27.648 --> 01:15:28.815
♪ Frere Jacques

01:15:28.983 --> 01:15:31.276
♪ Dormez-vous?
Dormez-vous?

01:15:31.444 --> 01:15:35.030
Your Majesty, we never got to finish
our routine at the slumber party.

01:15:35.198 --> 01:15:36.531
And there's more dancing, too.

01:15:36.699 --> 01:15:39.409
♪ Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques

01:15:39.577 --> 01:15:41.536
- ♪ Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?
- [Window bangs]

01:15:41.704 --> 01:15:44.706
- And there's a big finish.
- Yes, the big finale.

01:15:44.874 --> 01:15:48.501
- [Screams]
- [Both grunt]

01:15:48.669 --> 01:15:52.547
- I'm sorry. Did I hurt you again?
- No, I... I'm used to it.

01:15:52.715 --> 01:15:56.343
[Both] And...
♪ Sonnez les matines, Sonnez les matines

01:15:56.510 --> 01:15:57.594
♪ Ding-dang-dong

01:15:57.762 --> 01:15:59.429
♪ Ding-dang-dong ♪

01:16:04.185 --> 01:16:06.895
What a pity we missed it at the party.

01:16:09.732 --> 01:16:13.026
[Lilly] I'll cover for you.
Go, Rapunzel, go.

01:16:25.039 --> 01:16:26.873
[Nicholas] Tell me
your greatest desires.

01:16:27.041 --> 01:16:28.541
[Mia] Tell me a secret.

01:16:28.709 --> 01:16:30.835
- [Nicholas] Isn't that the same?
- Almost.

01:16:31.003 --> 01:16:33.380
But anyone can see your desires.

01:16:33.547 --> 01:16:36.049
No one knows what's in your heart.

01:16:36.217 --> 01:16:39.177
- Tell me something.
- Um...

01:16:39.345 --> 01:16:43.390
I love I Love Lucy reruns. And
sometimes I dream in black and white.

01:16:43.557 --> 01:16:44.933
Hm.

01:16:45.101 --> 01:16:47.727
I used to pretend I was sick
when I had a test in school.

01:16:47.895 --> 01:16:51.398
- We all did that.
- OK. [chuckles]

01:16:51.565 --> 01:16:54.859
Sometimes, I put chocolate milk
on my cereal.

01:16:55.444 --> 01:16:58.822
I am deathly afraid of jellyfish.

01:16:59.824 --> 01:17:02.575
I haven't danced with you
since your birthday.

01:17:02.743 --> 01:17:05.120
That's a fact. It's not a secret.

01:17:05.288 --> 01:17:07.706
The secret is, is that...

01:17:07.873 --> 01:17:10.208
I still want to.

01:17:10.376 --> 01:17:12.419
[♪ Norah Jones & Adam Levy:
"Love Me Tender"]

01:18:09.727 --> 01:18:11.728
Good morning.

01:18:14.940 --> 01:18:17.609
- Good morning.
- Hello.

01:18:17.777 --> 01:18:20.362
- We stayed out all night.
- Yes, we did.

01:18:20.529 --> 01:18:21.571
[Gasps]

01:18:21.739 --> 01:18:24.074
We stayed out all night.

01:18:28.371 --> 01:18:29.579
Is that...

01:18:29.747 --> 01:18:31.956
- There's a man in that boat.
- What?

01:18:32.124 --> 01:18:34.751
Do you see that?
There's somebody over there.

01:18:34.919 --> 01:18:38.922
He's probably some fisherman, I suppose.

01:18:47.223 --> 01:18:49.307
With a video camera?

01:18:49.475 --> 01:18:51.726
- What?
- You're really low.

01:18:51.894 --> 01:18:54.145
No, Mia.
I have no idea who that man is.

01:18:54.313 --> 01:18:57.148
You know, it's really a shame he didn't
get juicier stuff last night, you jerk.

01:18:57.316 --> 01:18:59.609
Mia, I have nothing
to do with this. I swear.

01:18:59.777 --> 01:19:02.529
Mia, please. Come on.
Will you listen to me?

01:19:02.696 --> 01:19:05.323
- That is not my boat.
- Hey, Nicholas? Have a nice life.

01:19:05.491 --> 01:19:08.284
But that is my horse. Mia...

01:19:09.662 --> 01:19:11.746
Mia? Hello?

01:19:16.585 --> 01:19:18.920
Good morning, my love.

01:19:19.088 --> 01:19:23.425
I know it's a little early,
but I've been thinking.

01:19:23.592 --> 01:19:25.844
Things have been so pressured lately.

01:19:26.011 --> 01:19:29.305
I was wondering
whether we should spend...

01:19:30.850 --> 01:19:31.850
Lilly?

01:19:32.017 --> 01:19:34.227
Good morning, Your Majesty.

01:19:34.395 --> 01:19:37.397
- What... What are you doing here?
- I just wanted...

01:19:39.442 --> 01:19:40.650
Mia.

01:19:41.193 --> 01:19:42.569
Doors.

01:19:42.736 --> 01:19:46.906
- What's going on?
- Princess, I think you should see this.

01:19:47.950 --> 01:19:51.161
[Elsie on TV] And here's the royal
exclusive I promised.

01:19:51.328 --> 01:19:54.706
After generations
of boring royals who never misbehaved,

01:19:54.874 --> 01:19:58.126
Genovia finally has a world-class scandal.

01:19:58.294 --> 01:20:01.212
Proving that we should have
brought in an American long ago.

01:20:01.380 --> 01:20:03.256
Will Andrew Jacoby, Duke of Kenilworth,

01:20:03.424 --> 01:20:06.259
still marry such
a naughty, naughty princess?

01:20:06.427 --> 01:20:08.803
Or will Lord Nicholas Devereaux
be the new king?

01:20:08.971 --> 01:20:12.724
It's out of the frying pan
and into the fire for Princess Mia.

01:20:12.892 --> 01:20:15.351
Keep your eggs sunny-side up.

01:20:15.519 --> 01:20:16.769
I'd like to tell her
what she can do with her eggs.

01:20:16.937 --> 01:20:17.937
Lilly.

01:20:18.105 --> 01:20:20.940
- Could we have a moment alone?
- Yes.

01:20:28.199 --> 01:20:29.824
[Sniffling]

01:20:32.870 --> 01:20:34.162
So?

01:20:37.500 --> 01:20:39.834
I got played.

01:20:42.588 --> 01:20:43.880
Ahh.

01:20:45.049 --> 01:20:47.967
Well, the big question is:

01:20:48.135 --> 01:20:50.637
Do we still have a wedding?

01:20:51.680 --> 01:20:53.848
- Andrew, I am so, so sorry.
- Excuse me.

01:20:54.016 --> 01:20:58.228
[Stammering] Andrew, please wait.
I promise you nothing happened.

01:20:58.395 --> 01:21:00.939
Yes, but Mia, you still went,
didn't you? You went.

01:21:01.106 --> 01:21:04.734
I don't think you understand. I'm an
extremely eligible bachelor in England.

01:21:04.902 --> 01:21:09.030
I really am. I've got plenty of friends,
lots of lovely women friends, and...

01:21:10.574 --> 01:21:13.201
I still think this marriage is a good idea.

01:21:14.787 --> 01:21:16.704
Mia.

01:21:24.880 --> 01:21:27.549
The queen would not approve of spying.

01:21:29.051 --> 01:21:30.343
Ah...

01:21:33.055 --> 01:21:35.932
So? Anything?

01:21:36.100 --> 01:21:40.311
I really want to say yes, but no.
There's just, there's no...

01:21:40.479 --> 01:21:42.480
...spark.

01:21:42.648 --> 01:21:44.816
Me, too.

01:21:44.984 --> 01:21:47.360
- Really?
- Really.

01:21:47.528 --> 01:21:49.445
- I mean, it was pleasurable.
- Very.

01:21:49.613 --> 01:21:51.573
- Very... But no fireworks.
- None.

01:21:51.740 --> 01:21:56.369
[Sighs] What are we gonna do?
Look, we will...

01:21:56.537 --> 01:21:58.955
We will figure something out.

01:22:04.378 --> 01:22:06.129
Mia.

01:22:10.759 --> 01:22:13.094
You chose me.

01:22:18.559 --> 01:22:20.393
No privacy.

01:22:23.814 --> 01:22:26.983
You chose me, and I accepted.

01:22:27.151 --> 01:22:29.944
And a gentleman
never backs out on his word.

01:22:30.112 --> 01:22:31.529
We are going to...

01:22:31.697 --> 01:22:33.865
We're going to stand up in church
and say "I do,"

01:22:34.033 --> 01:22:37.035
and tomorrow we'll be man and wife.

01:22:37.202 --> 01:22:41.414
And you are going to make
an amazing queen of Genovia.

01:22:44.960 --> 01:22:46.961
Thank you.

01:23:01.894 --> 01:23:03.519
I'm getting married today.

01:23:05.064 --> 01:23:07.732
She's getting married today, Maurice.

01:23:07.900 --> 01:23:09.359
[Barking]

01:23:15.783 --> 01:23:19.202
Your Highness, we're running very late.

01:23:19.370 --> 01:23:23.206
Grandma says the queen is never late,
everyone else is simply early.

01:23:23.374 --> 01:23:24.957
Your Highness, a strange woman came in

01:23:25.125 --> 01:23:27.210
and said that she wanted
to hide in your closet.

01:23:27.378 --> 01:23:29.170
So I let her.

01:23:30.214 --> 01:23:33.091
Well, dear, that probably
wasn't the wisest decision in the...

01:23:33.258 --> 01:23:35.927
Now, this is what I call a closet.

01:23:36.095 --> 01:23:38.971
- Mom.
- Oh, my darling.

01:23:39.139 --> 01:23:41.891
- Careful. We're squashing Trevor.
- Hi.

01:23:42.059 --> 01:23:43.893
Hi, Trevor.

01:23:44.061 --> 01:23:46.396
He's sleeping. Shh.

01:23:46.563 --> 01:23:50.441
Oh! He is the most
beautiful baby brother.

01:23:50.609 --> 01:23:52.026
[Cooing]

01:23:52.194 --> 01:23:54.946
We were joking.
We knew it was your mother.

01:23:55.114 --> 01:23:57.031
Your stepfather's here too.

01:23:57.533 --> 01:24:01.160
Now, I'm your mother, it's your
wedding day, I have to say something.

01:24:01.328 --> 01:24:05.832
Being married is about being yourself,
only with someone else.

01:24:07.209 --> 01:24:10.128
- Thanks, Mom.
- [Knocking]

01:24:10.295 --> 01:24:12.422
- How are you feeling? You look beautiful.
- Well, I'm...

01:24:12.589 --> 01:24:13.715
- You look so calm.
- I'm a little...

01:24:13.882 --> 01:24:17.510
Paolo is back to turn
a caterpillar into a butterfly.

01:24:17.678 --> 01:24:19.595
- There she go, butterfly.
- Paolo.

01:24:19.763 --> 01:24:23.224
Coat off. I tell you, when I say
"butterfly," the coat comes off.

01:24:23.392 --> 01:24:24.392
Paolo.

01:24:25.394 --> 01:24:27.395
You remember my mother, Helen.

01:24:27.563 --> 01:24:29.647
- The hairdresser.
- And a new baby.

01:24:29.815 --> 01:24:31.733
All Italian men love baby,
except Paolo.

01:24:31.900 --> 01:24:33.901
You got to get out now,
because we have to go to work.

01:24:35.112 --> 01:24:38.197
Five years ago,
Paolo take you from that to that.

01:24:38.365 --> 01:24:41.701
Today, he give you this.

01:24:41.869 --> 01:24:43.870
A wedding look for the bride.

01:24:48.667 --> 01:24:50.251
I look like a moose.

01:24:51.086 --> 01:24:54.547
Yes, but a very cute moose.
Make all the boy moose go...

01:24:54.715 --> 01:24:56.674
[honking sound, chuckles]

01:24:56.842 --> 01:24:58.092
I have antlers.

01:25:01.472 --> 01:25:02.472
Go.

01:25:04.683 --> 01:25:06.851
Ha-ha!

01:25:07.019 --> 01:25:08.603
I look like a poodle.

01:25:08.771 --> 01:25:11.439
- [Meowing]
- That's just the way I feel.

01:25:11.607 --> 01:25:13.357
Here we go again.

01:25:13.525 --> 01:25:15.026
Good. Sit up.

01:25:15.194 --> 01:25:17.487
She kind of does look like a poodle.

01:25:19.948 --> 01:25:20.948
I like it.

01:25:24.244 --> 01:25:27.246
This time I'm so sure,
I use my own pictures.

01:25:27.414 --> 01:25:30.917
So... [counting in French]

01:25:31.084 --> 01:25:34.504
[Mabrey] Gretchen?
I can't find my gloves.

01:25:35.422 --> 01:25:39.342
You go on. I think it would be better
if I didn't go to the wedding.

01:25:39.510 --> 01:25:41.469
My boy.

01:25:42.554 --> 01:25:46.140
Don't give up so easily.
Come to church. Sweep her off her feet.

01:25:46.308 --> 01:25:48.643
In a week or two, she'll be yours.

01:25:48.811 --> 01:25:51.854
The game is over, Uncle.
She's going to marry Andrew.

01:25:52.022 --> 01:25:54.357
You're so right. Ah, well.

01:25:54.525 --> 01:25:57.777
This is a disaster in the making.
Wouldn't miss a moment of it.

01:25:59.196 --> 01:26:00.363
[Door opens]

01:26:00.531 --> 01:26:03.366
I'll try to catch the garter.
[Hearty laugh]

01:26:03.700 --> 01:26:05.993
[Voice squealing]
The royal carriage approaches.

01:26:06.161 --> 01:26:08.329
- What did he say, Artie?
- The princess is coming.

01:26:08.497 --> 01:26:09.497
Showtime.

01:26:11.875 --> 01:26:14.293
Suki Sanchez here from the USA.

01:26:14.461 --> 01:26:17.296
A long way from home,
but happily following a story

01:26:17.464 --> 01:26:19.632
that started in the streets
of San Francisco,

01:26:19.800 --> 01:26:24.554
and is about to have a happy ending here
in the small, beautiful land of Genovia.

01:26:25.347 --> 01:26:27.723
Prepare for the arrival of Princess Mia.

01:26:34.314 --> 01:26:36.148
Psst! Sir.

01:26:37.192 --> 01:26:40.319
I don't mean to talk out of school,
but there's something you must know.

01:26:43.073 --> 01:26:46.742
Your uncle called Elsie
and set you up with that video.

01:26:47.536 --> 01:26:50.955
Why doesn't that surprise me?
I should have known.

01:26:51.123 --> 01:26:52.331
He's up to something.

01:26:52.499 --> 01:26:55.626
He was much too delighted
that you aren't going to that wedding.

01:26:55.794 --> 01:26:58.379
- I must get to that church.
- Yes, yes, but how?

01:26:58.547 --> 01:27:01.382
Everything on four wheels
is already rented for the wedding.

01:27:01.550 --> 01:27:04.051
- Doesn't matter, I'll run.
- No, no. It's too far.

01:27:04.219 --> 01:27:07.388
No, no. You'll take the bike.

01:27:07.556 --> 01:27:09.599
The bike? Gretchen, what bike?
We don't have a bike.

01:27:09.766 --> 01:27:11.183
Your grandfather's bike.

01:27:11.351 --> 01:27:13.603
[Up-tempo music]

01:27:20.652 --> 01:27:23.779
[Speaking foreign language]

01:27:23.947 --> 01:27:25.865
[Speaking Spanish]

01:27:27.200 --> 01:27:31.913
- Oh, how do you do, señor?
- I do better if you and I get married.

01:27:32.080 --> 01:27:33.706
- [Makes grunting sounds]
- Ooh!

01:27:33.874 --> 01:27:38.002
I'm sorry. My uncle learned his English
watching the old Three Stooges movies.

01:27:38.170 --> 01:27:39.211
Sorry.

01:27:44.843 --> 01:27:46.552
Yes, well...

01:27:48.472 --> 01:27:50.181
You're not going to believe this.

01:27:50.349 --> 01:27:52.725
Lord Devereaux's riding
up the road on a bicycle.

01:27:52.893 --> 01:27:54.226
Sir!

01:27:54.394 --> 01:27:55.978
Sir, may I borrow your horse?

01:27:56.146 --> 01:27:57.730
Oh, he needs my horse.

01:27:58.649 --> 01:28:01.025
My bike is yours.

01:28:01.193 --> 01:28:04.028
How am I supposed
to herd sheep with a bike?

01:28:09.326 --> 01:28:11.452
[Choir vocalizing]

01:28:24.466 --> 01:28:28.010
Outspoken American activist
Lilly Moscovitz, the maid of honor,

01:28:28.178 --> 01:28:31.722
glides forward as a vision in pink.

01:28:31.890 --> 01:28:35.935
I'm a girl who loves black
and is wearing pink.

01:28:36.103 --> 01:28:38.562
[Both sigh]

01:28:38.730 --> 01:28:41.941
[Elsie] And Duke Andrew's
little nephew, Viscount Ludlow,

01:28:42.109 --> 01:28:45.569
affectionately known
as "James of the Cherub Cheeks,"

01:28:45.737 --> 01:28:49.657
comes down the aisle
as the royal ring bearer.

01:28:52.244 --> 01:28:54.704
- Hey, Joe.
- Hm?

01:28:54.871 --> 01:28:57.790
I just wanted to say, before I do this...

01:28:58.792 --> 01:29:01.627
I'm sorry you're retiring.

01:29:01.795 --> 01:29:05.715
- Who told you that?
- The maids know everything.

01:29:05.882 --> 01:29:07.717
Mm.

01:29:07.884 --> 01:29:12.054
Well, the heart does things for
reasons that reason cannot understand.

01:29:13.724 --> 01:29:16.225
You're preaching to the choir.

01:29:18.020 --> 01:29:19.186
[Knocking]

01:29:19.354 --> 01:29:20.604
Princess?

01:29:20.772 --> 01:29:22.481
Yes?

01:29:22.649 --> 01:29:27.653
Then you should know that Nicholas
did not set you up at the lake.

01:29:31.241 --> 01:29:34.535
- Are you sure?
- The maids know everything.

01:29:36.747 --> 01:29:39.040
We're ready when she is.

01:29:41.710 --> 01:29:44.253
[Organ plays]

01:29:47.632 --> 01:29:50.718
[All vocalizing]

01:30:39.810 --> 01:30:42.436
- [Organ, singing ceases]
- [Congregation murmuring]

01:30:42.604 --> 01:30:44.605
- Is this part of the plan?
- No.

01:30:45.440 --> 01:30:47.691
[Stammering] I...

01:30:47.859 --> 01:30:51.320
[clearing throat]
I'm going to need a minute or two.

01:30:53.949 --> 01:30:55.449
Thank you, Your Highness.

01:30:58.078 --> 01:31:00.704
[Elsie] Now the bride is moving
swiftly back up the aisle

01:31:00.872 --> 01:31:01.872
and out the door.

01:31:02.040 --> 01:31:05.292
- Let me.
- [Elsie] Not the traditional route.

01:31:05.794 --> 01:31:07.753
- [Woman] Princess Mia!
- [Screams]

01:31:07.921 --> 01:31:09.421
- Princess Mia!
- Mia!

01:31:10.507 --> 01:31:12.842
[Crowd cheering]

01:31:14.553 --> 01:31:17.138
- Helen.
- Honey, I'll be right back.

01:31:17.305 --> 01:31:19.306
I've gotta change Trevor's diaper.

01:31:19.474 --> 01:31:24.812
Please, be seated. There'll just be
a momentary interlude. Thank you.

01:31:24.980 --> 01:31:29.316
- Do we rush after her?
- No, we never rush. We hasten.

01:31:29.484 --> 01:31:32.194
- You'll take care of this?
- Yes, yes. Yes, just one moment.

01:31:32.362 --> 01:31:34.280
[Clarisse] Out of my way.

01:31:35.323 --> 01:31:37.783
[Crowd applauds, cheers]

01:31:42.205 --> 01:31:47.209
- [Gasping] OK...
- Oh, my dear. Mia.

01:31:47.377 --> 01:31:48.878
Oh, Grandma, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

01:31:49.045 --> 01:31:51.172
- I... I just need a minute.
- No.

01:31:51.339 --> 01:31:52.965
- I can do this.
- No.

01:31:53.133 --> 01:31:55.801
- I can't do this.
- I know.

01:31:56.720 --> 01:31:58.929
Darling, listen to me.

01:32:00.015 --> 01:32:02.224
I made my choice.

01:32:02.392 --> 01:32:05.019
Duty to my country over love.

01:32:05.520 --> 01:32:09.982
It's what I've always done, it seems.
It was drummed into me my whole life.

01:32:10.817 --> 01:32:13.736
Now I've lost
the only man I ever really loved.

01:32:16.156 --> 01:32:17.656
[Man on radio]
Anyone got a 20 on Joseph?

01:32:17.824 --> 01:32:19.450
I'm with the eagle and sparrow.

01:32:20.160 --> 01:32:22.912
Mia, I want you to make
your choices as a woman.

01:32:23.079 --> 01:32:25.122
Don't make the same mistakes I did.

01:32:25.290 --> 01:32:28.083
Make your own mistakes.
There'll be plenty of them, believe me.

01:32:28.251 --> 01:32:31.879
Now, you can go back into that church
and get married, or you can walk away.

01:32:32.047 --> 01:32:34.131
Whatever choice you make...

01:32:35.133 --> 01:32:37.218
...let it come from your heart.

01:32:41.514 --> 01:32:43.140
[Grunting]

01:32:46.353 --> 01:32:48.437
- Excuse me.
- She's back.

01:32:51.524 --> 01:32:52.733
[Organ and choir begin]

01:32:52.901 --> 01:32:55.694
[Elsie] The princess
is reentering the church.

01:32:55.862 --> 01:32:57.947
She's walking down the aisle.

01:32:58.114 --> 01:32:59.782
More like cantering down the aisle.

01:33:10.919 --> 01:33:12.878
Andrew, wait.

01:33:15.215 --> 01:33:17.883
Everyone deserves the chance
to find true love, right?

01:33:18.051 --> 01:33:19.885
Yes.

01:33:20.053 --> 01:33:22.263
Including us?

01:33:22.764 --> 01:33:24.139
Uh...

01:33:26.393 --> 01:33:27.935
Thank you.

01:33:30.313 --> 01:33:32.314
For, for...

01:33:32.482 --> 01:33:35.818
...saving me from doing
the proper thing for once in my life.

01:33:37.821 --> 01:33:40.364
Now all I have to do is tell Mummy.

01:33:41.408 --> 01:33:43.784
I have to tell everyone else.

01:33:43.952 --> 01:33:46.120
[Both] Good luck.

01:33:57.424 --> 01:33:58.424
Helen.

01:33:58.591 --> 01:34:00.509
Welcome.

01:34:01.678 --> 01:34:05.681
A few moments ago, I realized
the only reason I was getting married

01:34:05.849 --> 01:34:09.893
was because of a law, and that
didn't seem like a good enough reason.

01:34:10.061 --> 01:34:11.520
So...

01:34:11.688 --> 01:34:13.522
I won't be getting married today.

01:34:14.816 --> 01:34:16.859
Sit. Sit. There may be a dinner.

01:34:20.447 --> 01:34:25.242
My grandmother has ruled without a man
at her side for quite some time, and...

01:34:25.410 --> 01:34:27.661
...I think she rocks at it.

01:34:29.122 --> 01:34:32.666
So as the granddaughter
of Queen Clarisse and King Rupert...

01:34:32.834 --> 01:34:36.211
King Rupert. May he rest in peace.

01:34:36.379 --> 01:34:41.759
...I ask the members of parliament
to think about your daughters,

01:34:41.926 --> 01:34:45.929
your nieces, and sisters,
and granddaughters,

01:34:46.097 --> 01:34:47.931
and ask yourselves:

01:34:49.184 --> 01:34:52.811
Would you force them to do
what you're trying to make me do?

01:34:56.191 --> 01:34:59.610
I believe I will be a great queen.

01:34:59.778 --> 01:35:04.198
I understand Genovia to be a land
that combines the beauty of the past

01:35:04.366 --> 01:35:07.117
with all the best hope of the future.

01:35:07.285 --> 01:35:09.119
- Not now.
- [All] Shh!

01:35:09.287 --> 01:35:13.374
I feel in my heart and soul
that I can rule Genovia.

01:35:13.541 --> 01:35:15.918
I... I love Genovia.

01:35:16.586 --> 01:35:19.588
Do you think that I would be up
here in a wedding dress if I didn't?

01:35:21.925 --> 01:35:23.967
I stand here...

01:35:25.053 --> 01:35:28.180
...ready to take my place as your queen.

01:35:29.182 --> 01:35:31.642
Without a husband.

01:35:41.986 --> 01:35:43.904
Every time...

01:35:44.823 --> 01:35:49.159
Every time this charming
young lady opens her mouth,

01:35:49.327 --> 01:35:55.124
she demonstrates a contempt
for the customs of Genovia.

01:35:55.291 --> 01:36:01.296
The law clearly states
an unmarried woman cannot be queen.

01:36:02.549 --> 01:36:07.594
Fortunately... there is another heir.

01:36:07.762 --> 01:36:09.179
No, there is not.

01:36:11.683 --> 01:36:14.893
I decline. I refuse to be king.

01:36:16.187 --> 01:36:20.441
Ladies and gentlemen, it is Princess Mia
who should have the crown.

01:36:21.067 --> 01:36:23.569
She's bright, and she is caring.

01:36:24.070 --> 01:36:26.947
But more importantly, she has a vision.

01:36:27.115 --> 01:36:31.535
One that will take Genovia forward,
and if the parliament were astute,

01:36:31.703 --> 01:36:33.454
they would name her queen.

01:36:33.621 --> 01:36:37.541
Listen to her.
She'll lead us into the 21 st century.

01:36:38.543 --> 01:36:43.547
And besides, just think how lovely
she'll look on our postage stamp.

01:36:45.216 --> 01:36:48.260
Lovely on a postage stamp?

01:36:48.428 --> 01:36:50.637
You would look lovely on a postage stamp!

01:36:50.805 --> 01:36:52.639
- Don't you walk away from me, sir!
- [Crowd murmuring]

01:36:52.807 --> 01:36:54.850
You have a duty, sir, to Genovia.

01:36:57.520 --> 01:36:59.771
He's... He is very distressed.

01:36:59.939 --> 01:37:03.275
Your duty, sir, to the country! To me, sir!

01:37:04.527 --> 01:37:08.363
To Genovia! For your father! Nicholas!

01:37:08.531 --> 01:37:11.200
- The door.
- Shut the doors, quickly.

01:37:12.827 --> 01:37:14.495
Nicholas. Nicholas!

01:37:14.662 --> 01:37:17.831
Nicholas, I cannot have you
giving all, all this up just for a girl.

01:37:17.999 --> 01:37:20.584
- Now, look, we can still...
- Enough, Uncle.

01:37:21.628 --> 01:37:23.962
We're finished.

01:37:25.507 --> 01:37:26.882
What is happening here?

01:37:27.050 --> 01:37:29.551
Who's next in line for the throne?
The Von Trokens?

01:37:29.719 --> 01:37:30.928
We accept.

01:37:31.095 --> 01:37:33.347
Sit down.

01:37:36.893 --> 01:37:38.560
[Feigns cough] Make a motion.

01:37:38.728 --> 01:37:41.647
- Are you OK? Do you need a...
- Make a motion.

01:37:41.814 --> 01:37:43.690
Ah. Um...

01:37:43.858 --> 01:37:46.443
- Prime Minister?
- Yes, Princess?

01:37:47.362 --> 01:37:49.738
I move to abolish the marriage law,

01:37:49.906 --> 01:37:54.159
as it applies to present
and future queens of Genovia.

01:37:54.577 --> 01:37:56.870
Will anyone second my motion?

01:37:59.290 --> 01:38:03.460
Just keep eye contact with them.
Stare them down.

01:38:03.628 --> 01:38:06.213
No, not, not... Soften. Soften.

01:38:06.381 --> 01:38:07.422
Good.

01:38:13.096 --> 01:38:15.097
[Clears throat]

01:38:15.265 --> 01:38:17.266
I second the motion.

01:38:19.686 --> 01:38:22.646
It's time we had a new tradition.
I like change.

01:38:22.814 --> 01:38:24.356
I may grow a mustache.

01:38:24.524 --> 01:38:26.149
I think you'd look marvelous
with a mustache.

01:38:26.317 --> 01:38:28.151
You know, my father
always favored a Van Dyke...

01:38:28.319 --> 01:38:30.362
Gentlemen, gentlemen. Please.

01:38:30.530 --> 01:38:36.243
All those in favor of abolishing
the marriage rule, say, "Aye."

01:38:39.581 --> 01:38:43.500
Aye.

01:38:43.668 --> 01:38:45.711
- Aye.
- Aye.

01:38:45.878 --> 01:38:48.547
- You're not in parliament. Sit down.
- Someday.

01:38:48.715 --> 01:38:51.049
[All] Aye.

01:38:51.217 --> 01:38:53.260
The ayes have it.

01:38:53.428 --> 01:38:56.096
Congratulations, Princess.

01:38:56.264 --> 01:38:59.516
If I may say so myself... you rule!

01:38:59.684 --> 01:39:01.810
[All laugh, applaud]

01:39:10.486 --> 01:39:12.279
Lionel.

01:39:13.698 --> 01:39:15.782
Your Majesty?

01:39:16.576 --> 01:39:19.077
The princess would like a word.

01:39:22.081 --> 01:39:24.041
Oh. Um...

01:39:26.044 --> 01:39:27.169
Grandma?

01:39:29.047 --> 01:39:31.673
Just because I didn't
get my fairy-tale ending,

01:39:31.841 --> 01:39:33.884
doesn't mean you shouldn't.

01:39:35.720 --> 01:39:36.970
Oh, uh...

01:39:37.972 --> 01:39:41.850
- Did you hear that?
- Not if you didn't want me to.

01:39:42.018 --> 01:39:44.019
Oh, Charlotte.

01:39:48.733 --> 01:39:50.734
Well.

01:39:56.991 --> 01:39:58.158
Joseph?

01:39:59.202 --> 01:40:01.495
Your Majesty.

01:40:02.538 --> 01:40:04.414
Dear Joseph.

01:40:06.709 --> 01:40:08.377
Am I too late...

01:40:09.545 --> 01:40:13.382
...to ask you to accept
my hand in marriage?

01:40:13.549 --> 01:40:16.134
[Clears throat]

01:40:18.513 --> 01:40:20.430
Well, I thought you'd never ask.

01:40:21.516 --> 01:40:23.141
Shades?

01:40:24.143 --> 01:40:27.396
You're in charge now.
Good luck with Lionel.

01:40:28.398 --> 01:40:29.773
I'm going to a wedding.

01:40:29.941 --> 01:40:32.484
[Mabrey] Open up, I say!
The door is shut.

01:40:32.652 --> 01:40:34.528
Let me in.

01:40:36.447 --> 01:40:38.448
- Put me down. Put me down!
- [Gretchen laughing]

01:40:49.711 --> 01:40:53.839
I know it was short notice,
but you were all dressed.

01:40:59.721 --> 01:41:04.850
My Lord Archbishop, I would like to take
this man as my husband, if you please.

01:41:05.893 --> 01:41:06.977
Finally.

01:41:08.312 --> 01:41:10.564
We have come together
for a different wedding...

01:41:10.732 --> 01:41:12.774
- What did I miss?
- She's not getting married.

01:41:12.942 --> 01:41:13.942
- She's not getting married?
- No.

01:41:14.110 --> 01:41:18.947
With this ring, I thee, finally...

01:41:19.115 --> 01:41:20.449
...wed.

01:41:20.616 --> 01:41:22.826
- Now the queen's getting married.
- The queen's getting married?

01:41:22.994 --> 01:41:24.661
Yeah, to Joe.

01:41:24.829 --> 01:41:27.664
I pronounce you man and wife.

01:41:27.832 --> 01:41:30.167
You may kiss the bride.

01:41:30.334 --> 01:41:32.294
[Organ and choir begin]

01:41:33.546 --> 01:41:35.797
[Applause]

01:41:36.883 --> 01:41:39.217
Whoo-hoo! [laughs]

01:41:47.685 --> 01:41:50.854
[Man] The ceremonial shooting
of the flaming arrow

01:41:51.022 --> 01:41:53.398
through the coronation ring.

01:42:18.382 --> 01:42:22.177
[Elsie] Good morning. It's been
almost a week since the almost wedding,

01:42:22.345 --> 01:42:25.806
and busy workers
are setting up for Genovia's grand day.

01:42:25.973 --> 01:42:28.016
The coronation of a new queen.

01:42:28.184 --> 01:42:31.603
Somewhere in the palace, Princess Mia's
getting ready for the ceremony

01:42:31.771 --> 01:42:34.397
that will change her life forever.

01:42:37.527 --> 01:42:40.111
So what do you say, Fat Louie?

01:42:40.279 --> 01:42:42.280
Think I'll make a good queen?

01:42:44.200 --> 01:42:46.117
Indeed you will.

01:42:47.703 --> 01:42:51.790
If I may be so bold, I would like
an audience with Your Highness?

01:42:51.958 --> 01:42:53.708
Uh...

01:42:58.756 --> 01:43:01.591
What is your dilemma, young man?

01:43:01.759 --> 01:43:04.094
You are, in fact.

01:43:08.808 --> 01:43:11.226
I am in love with the queen-to-be.

01:43:12.228 --> 01:43:15.105
And I am inquiring if she loves me too.

01:43:18.234 --> 01:43:20.694
Do you have a chicken for my table?

01:43:21.571 --> 01:43:25.240
No. No, my kitchen is out of chickens.

01:43:25.408 --> 01:43:26.783
Ah.

01:43:36.794 --> 01:43:38.169
Mia.

01:43:55.521 --> 01:43:58.231
[Kip] Company, atten!

01:43:59.317 --> 01:44:02.027
Forward march.

01:44:02.194 --> 01:44:08.783
Left, right, left.

01:44:08.951 --> 01:44:10.744
Left, left...

01:44:10.912 --> 01:44:12.996
Left, right, left.

01:44:13.164 --> 01:44:15.206
Left, left...

01:44:15.374 --> 01:44:17.584
Left, right, left.

01:44:17.752 --> 01:44:19.711
Left, left...

01:44:19.879 --> 01:44:22.464
Company, halt.

01:44:23.633 --> 01:44:26.217
I heard you're going back to Berkeley
to finish up graduate school.

01:44:26.385 --> 01:44:28.053
You heard right.

01:44:28.220 --> 01:44:30.347
May I call you in California?

01:44:30.514 --> 01:44:34.351
I think I can hear you
without a phone, but, um...

01:44:43.069 --> 01:44:45.320
Sparrow is taking off.

01:44:46.739 --> 01:44:50.116
The eagle is flying for the last time.

01:45:49.051 --> 01:45:52.637
- She looks beautiful.
- They both do.

01:46:00.521 --> 01:46:04.232
[Man] Will you solemnly promise and swear
to govern the people of Genovia,

01:46:04.400 --> 01:46:07.360
according to the statutes
in parliament agreed on,

01:46:07.528 --> 01:46:11.031
and the respective laws
and custom of the same?

01:46:12.033 --> 01:46:15.660
Will you, in your power,
cause law and justice and mercy

01:46:15.828 --> 01:46:18.413
to be executed in all judgments?

01:46:19.749 --> 01:46:22.459
[Mia] I solemnly promise so to do.

01:46:26.047 --> 01:46:29.257
♪ Genovia

01:46:30.092 --> 01:46:33.720
♪ The land I call my own

01:46:35.389 --> 01:46:39.059
- ♪ From the green clear summers
- Present arms.

01:46:39.226 --> 01:46:43.897
♪ From blossoming pear trees

01:46:44.065 --> 01:46:46.691
♪ Magnificent her

01:46:46.859 --> 01:46:50.445
♪ Mountains and seas

01:46:50.613 --> 01:46:55.158
♪ Genovia, Genovia

01:46:55.326 --> 01:46:59.829
♪ You're noble, proud and brave

01:46:59.997 --> 01:47:06.294
♪ Genovia

01:47:06.879 --> 01:47:09.214
♪ Forever

01:47:09.381 --> 01:47:13.301
♪ Will your banner

01:47:13.469 --> 01:47:16.554
♪ Wave ♪

01:47:19.850 --> 01:47:20.850
[staff tapping]

01:47:21.018 --> 01:47:23.853
[Man] Presenting Her Majesty

01:47:24.021 --> 01:47:27.857
Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi,

01:47:28.025 --> 01:47:30.860
Queen of Genovia.

01:47:31.028 --> 01:47:34.280
[♪ Raven-Symoné: "This Is My Time"]

01:48:20.995 --> 01:48:23.079
[Fanfare plays]

01:52:48.053 --> 01:52:51.264
[Joseph] And don't forget, the next time
you're planning a family vacation,

01:52:51.432 --> 01:52:53.599
consider visiting Genovia,

01:52:53.767 --> 01:52:56.811
a country of majestic mountains
and sun-baked beaches,

01:52:56.979 --> 01:52:59.105
filled with friendly, peppy people.

01:52:59.273 --> 01:53:02.942
Come see us. Genovia awaits you.

01:53:02.966 --> 01:53:22.966
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