WEBVTT 00:00:00.227 --> 00:00:20.227 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. .:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:01:57.251 --> 00:01:58.247 What'd the doctor say? 00:01:58.377 --> 00:02:02.422 Nothing. Supposedly it's just a 24-hour bug. He gave me some pills. 00:02:02.548 --> 00:02:04.837 I told you you probably just ate some bad gristle. 00:02:04.967 --> 00:02:06.545 Should we take the short cut or the scenic route? 00:02:06.677 --> 00:02:07.958 Let's take the short cut. 00:02:08.095 --> 00:02:09.673 But the scenic route is so much prettier. 00:02:09.805 --> 00:02:12.094 - Okay, let's take the scenic route. - Great. 00:02:12.224 --> 00:02:13.683 It's actually slightly quicker anyway. 00:02:24.069 --> 00:02:25.398 Thank you. 00:02:34.288 --> 00:02:35.912 What is a squab? 00:02:36.040 --> 00:02:38.827 You know what it is. It's like a pigeon I suppose. 00:02:38.959 --> 00:02:40.537 Should we go through the hole under the horse fence, 00:02:40.669 --> 00:02:42.211 or climb the rail over the bridle path? 00:02:42.338 --> 00:02:44.461 The horse fence is a little safer. 00:02:44.590 --> 00:02:47.710 But the bridle path puts us right next to the squab shack. 00:02:48.093 --> 00:02:50.051 Well, okay. 00:02:50.930 --> 00:02:52.922 What's wrong? You're acting skittish. 00:02:53.599 --> 00:02:56.932 Don't worry. I've been stealing birds for a living since before I could trot. 00:02:57.061 --> 00:03:01.224 You look unbelievably beautiful tonight. You're practically glowing. 00:03:01.357 --> 00:03:02.934 Maybe it's the lighting. 00:03:04.485 --> 00:03:05.564 Come on. 00:03:06.320 --> 00:03:11.741 I've been taken for lost and gone And unknown for a long long time 00:03:13.327 --> 00:03:16.743 Fell in love years ago with an innocent girl 00:03:16.872 --> 00:03:21.748 From the Spanish and Indian home Home of the heroes and villains 00:03:27.091 --> 00:03:32.547 And she was right in the rain of the bullets that eventually brought her down 00:03:34.306 --> 00:03:36.678 But she's still dancing in the night 00:03:36.809 --> 00:03:41.684 Unafraid of what a dude'll do in a town full of heroes and villains 00:03:42.940 --> 00:03:44.220 What's that? 00:03:44.358 --> 00:03:46.765 - I think it's a fox trap. Look at this. Get away from there. 00:03:46.902 --> 00:03:48.017 Is it spring-loaded? 00:03:48.153 --> 00:03:52.649 I guess if you come from over there and stand at this door to the squab shack, 00:03:52.783 --> 00:03:54.407 this little gadget probably triggers... 00:03:54.535 --> 00:03:56.408 Move out of the way, that's where it's going to land. 00:03:56.537 --> 00:03:57.947 Don't... Let's go! 00:04:02.793 --> 00:04:05.082 No, it just falls straight right down. 00:04:06.463 --> 00:04:07.838 It's not spring-loaded. 00:04:07.965 --> 00:04:09.079 I'm pregnant. 00:04:11.677 --> 00:04:14.512 Wow. We're going to have a cub. 00:04:15.848 --> 00:04:16.962 That's great news. 00:04:17.099 --> 00:04:18.723 If we're still alive... 00:04:22.521 --> 00:04:27.230 If we're still alive tomorrow morning, I want you to find another line of work. 00:04:28.694 --> 00:04:29.892 Okay. 00:04:32.197 --> 00:04:33.608 My children were raised 00:04:33.740 --> 00:04:38.118 You know they suddenly rise They started so long ago 00:04:38.328 --> 00:04:42.492 Head to toe healthy, wealthy and wise 00:04:55.971 --> 00:04:59.091 Does anybody actually read my column? Do your friends talk about it? 00:04:59.224 --> 00:05:02.640 Of course. In fact, Rabbit's ex-girlfriend said to me, 00:05:02.769 --> 00:05:05.343 "I should read Foxy's column." But they don't get the Gazette. 00:05:05.480 --> 00:05:06.891 Ash! Let's get cracking. 00:05:07.024 --> 00:05:08.601 Why would they? It's a rag sheet. 00:05:08.734 --> 00:05:09.979 - I'm sick. - You're not. 00:05:10.110 --> 00:05:11.901 - I have a temperature. - You don't. 00:05:12.029 --> 00:05:14.436 - I don't want to go. - Hurry up. You'll be late. 00:05:14.573 --> 00:05:16.530 I love the way you handled that. 00:05:21.413 --> 00:05:23.702 Your cousin Kristofferson's coming on the 6th. 00:05:23.832 --> 00:05:27.664 Be extra nice to him, he's going through a hard time right now. 00:05:27.794 --> 00:05:30.119 - Where will he sleep? - In your room. 00:05:30.255 --> 00:05:32.413 I can't spare the space. Put him in Dad's study. 00:05:32.549 --> 00:05:35.170 Dad's study is occupied by Dad. 00:05:38.013 --> 00:05:41.346 I don't want to live in a hole anymore. It makes me feel poor. 00:05:41.475 --> 00:05:44.179 We are poor. But we're happy. 00:05:44.311 --> 00:05:48.059 Comme ci, comme ça. Anyway, the views are better above ground. 00:05:50.275 --> 00:05:53.726 Honey, I'm 7 non-fox-years old. My father died at 7-1/2. 00:05:53.862 --> 00:05:57.990 I don't want to live in a hole anymore. I'm going to do something about it. 00:06:06.166 --> 00:06:09.333 Well, I'm off. Have a good day, my darlings. 00:06:10.253 --> 00:06:13.669 You know, foxes live in holes for a reason. 00:06:15.383 --> 00:06:16.794 Yes and no. 00:06:20.180 --> 00:06:24.130 What are you wearing? Why a cape with the pants tucked in your socks? 00:06:28.647 --> 00:06:30.438 I guess he's just 00:06:31.816 --> 00:06:32.812 different. 00:06:35.779 --> 00:06:36.941 I'm not the listing agent on it, 00:06:37.072 --> 00:06:39.942 so it doesn't matter to me. I know he's... 00:06:40.241 --> 00:06:43.907 Actually, there he is. Mr. Fox! Here it is! 00:06:44.037 --> 00:06:47.785 This is the tree! Come on over. I'll call you back, Bob. 00:06:49.042 --> 00:06:52.209 Obviously, it's first growth, indigenous, original dirt floor. 00:06:52.337 --> 00:06:55.042 Good bark, skipping stone hearth, as you can see. 00:06:56.299 --> 00:06:57.758 Kylie. Kylie! 00:06:57.884 --> 00:07:00.340 I'm showing the property. You're not supposed to be here. 00:07:00.470 --> 00:07:01.750 What time is it? Sorry. 00:07:01.888 --> 00:07:04.924 This is Kylie, the super. He's a little... 00:07:05.058 --> 00:07:07.134 What's in the bucket, Mr. Kylie? 00:07:07.268 --> 00:07:10.104 See what his eyes look like? Hey, Kylie! 00:07:10.230 --> 00:07:13.100 Huh? Just minnows. Want to try one? 00:07:13.233 --> 00:07:14.810 Certainly. Thank you. 00:07:17.070 --> 00:07:21.483 It's not exactly an evergreen, is it? Are there any pines on the market? 00:07:21.616 --> 00:07:24.403 Pines are hard to come by in your price range. 00:07:24.536 --> 00:07:25.816 What's that? 00:07:36.631 --> 00:07:39.169 What do you do for a living, Mr. Fox? 00:07:39.300 --> 00:07:42.135 I used to steal birds, but now I'm a newspaperman. 00:07:42.262 --> 00:07:44.587 Oh, sure. I've seen your byline. 00:07:46.558 --> 00:07:48.681 - Good afternoon, gentlemen. - You're going? 00:07:48.810 --> 00:07:53.187 Oh, and Kylie, thank you for the minnow. It was superb. 00:08:01.781 --> 00:08:03.441 Don't buy this tree, Foxy. 00:08:03.575 --> 00:08:05.733 You're borrowing at 9.5% with no fixed rate, 00:08:05.869 --> 00:08:08.194 plus moving into the most dangerous neighborhood in the country 00:08:08.329 --> 00:08:09.907 for your species. 00:08:10.039 --> 00:08:11.498 You're exaggerating. 00:08:12.792 --> 00:08:16.126 I'm sugar-coating it. This is Boggis, Bunce and Bean, 00:08:16.254 --> 00:08:20.038 three of the meanest, nastiest, ugliest farmers in the history of this valley. 00:08:20.174 --> 00:08:21.882 Really? Tell me about them. 00:08:23.678 --> 00:08:24.757 All right. 00:08:25.179 --> 00:08:28.631 BADGER.W alt Boggis is a chicken farmer. Probably the most successful in the world. 00:08:28.766 --> 00:08:31.340 He weighs the same as a young rhinoceros. 00:08:31.477 --> 00:08:35.522 He eats three chickens every day for breakfast, lunch, supper and dessert. 00:08:35.648 --> 00:08:37.688 That's twelve in total per diem. 00:08:37.817 --> 00:08:39.857 Nate Bunce is a duck and goose farmer. 00:08:39.986 --> 00:08:42.524 He's approximately the size of a pot-bellied dwarf, 00:08:42.655 --> 00:08:43.900 and his chin would be underwater 00:08:44.032 --> 00:08:46.487 in the shallow end of any swimming pool on the planet. 00:08:46.617 --> 00:08:48.195 His food is homemade donuts 00:08:48.328 --> 00:08:50.997 with smashed-up goose livers injected into them. 00:08:51.247 --> 00:08:53.738 Frank Bean is a turkey and apple farmer. 00:08:53.875 --> 00:08:56.033 He invented his own species of each. 00:08:56.335 --> 00:09:01.294 He lives on a liquid diet of strong alcoholic cider, which he makes from his apples. 00:09:02.759 --> 00:09:04.965 He's skinny as a pencil, smart as a whip, 00:09:05.094 --> 00:09:07.846 and possibly the scariest man currently living. 00:09:10.433 --> 00:09:15.059 The local human children sing a kind of eerie little rhyme about him. 00:09:15.188 --> 00:09:17.014 Here, listen to this. 00:09:17.148 --> 00:09:18.726 Boggis, Bunce and Bean 00:09:18.858 --> 00:09:21.064 One fat, one short, one lean 00:09:21.194 --> 00:09:23.186 These horrible crooks So different in looks 00:09:23.321 --> 00:09:25.397 Were nonetheless equally mean 00:09:26.491 --> 00:09:30.191 In summation, I think you just got to not do it. That's all. 00:09:30.703 --> 00:09:34.154 I understand what you're saying, and your comments are valuable, 00:09:34.290 --> 00:09:36.746 but I'm going to ignore your advice. 00:09:36.959 --> 00:09:38.418 The cuss you are. 00:09:40.254 --> 00:09:43.172 The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me? 00:09:43.299 --> 00:09:45.173 - Are you cussing with me? - Don't cussing point at me. 00:09:45.301 --> 00:09:48.717 Don't cuss with someone you're not going to cuss with. 00:09:57.438 --> 00:09:59.561 - Just buy the tree. - Okay. 00:10:00.024 --> 00:10:03.191 Take a left, then to the right. Set them down. Help that other guy. 00:10:03.319 --> 00:10:06.735 Lift with your legs, not your back. Don't try to be a superman. 00:10:07.031 --> 00:10:10.815 We got two circuits here, yellow and green. Keep them separated. 00:10:10.952 --> 00:10:13.988 We need to bring about 2% more in. 00:10:14.121 --> 00:10:16.659 A little bit more, a little bit more. Looks good. 00:10:16.999 --> 00:10:20.249 Get that bottom structure settled in. Bring in the side unit. 00:10:20.378 --> 00:10:23.960 Be careful of the branches, guys. Don't peel away the bark. 00:10:28.678 --> 00:10:29.709 Wow. 00:10:31.013 --> 00:10:32.211 Hi. 00:10:54.036 --> 00:10:56.195 He's slightly younger, but a cuss of a lot bigger. 00:10:56.330 --> 00:10:59.948 That's just genetics, I guess. Ash has a littler body type. 00:11:06.006 --> 00:11:08.046 Go. 00:11:08.926 --> 00:11:10.124 Watch this, Dad! 00:11:12.471 --> 00:11:13.847 Well, well. 00:11:14.432 --> 00:11:16.638 Good jump, Ash. Remember to keep your tail tucked. 00:11:20.187 --> 00:11:22.429 Still painting thunderstorms, I see. 00:11:22.565 --> 00:11:24.391 Do you still feel poor? 00:11:26.068 --> 00:11:27.266 Less so. 00:11:39.915 --> 00:11:43.000 Look at that! This kid's a natural. I'm speechless, Kristofferson. 00:11:51.677 --> 00:11:53.468 Plus, he knows karate. 00:11:59.226 --> 00:12:01.931 - Do you think I'm an athlete? - What are you talking about? 00:12:02.062 --> 00:12:04.019 Well, I think I'm an athlete. 00:12:04.148 --> 00:12:07.351 Sometimes I feel like you guys don't see me that way. 00:12:07.484 --> 00:12:10.189 What's the subtext here? Is he praying? 00:12:10.571 --> 00:12:12.314 I think that's yoga. 00:12:15.534 --> 00:12:17.823 How long is Kristofferson supposed to stay with us? 00:12:17.953 --> 00:12:19.495 Until your uncle gets better. 00:12:19.622 --> 00:12:22.113 But roughly how long do we plan to give him on that? 00:12:22.249 --> 00:12:25.285 Double pneumonia. It's not that big a deal. 00:12:25.711 --> 00:12:27.289 Lower your voice, Ash. 00:12:36.597 --> 00:12:38.174 Who am I, Kylie? 00:12:38.766 --> 00:12:40.308 Who how? What now? 00:12:40.434 --> 00:12:44.301 Why a fox? Why not a horse, a beetle or a bald eagle? 00:12:44.438 --> 00:12:47.392 I'm saying this more as existentialism. 00:12:47.524 --> 00:12:50.062 Who am I, and how can a fox ever be happy 00:12:50.194 --> 00:12:53.645 without, forgive the expression, a chicken in its teeth? 00:12:54.448 --> 00:12:56.986 I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds illegal. 00:12:57.117 --> 00:12:59.193 Here, put this bandit hat on. 00:13:00.370 --> 00:13:03.241 Maybe you're a medium. Take it off and don't wear it around the house. 00:13:05.042 --> 00:13:06.584 And so it begins. 00:13:09.046 --> 00:13:11.916 Do you mind if I slide my bedroll slightly out from under the train set? 00:13:12.049 --> 00:13:14.504 It's hard to sleep in that corkscrew position. 00:13:14.635 --> 00:13:19.973 There's a lot of attitudes going on around here. Don't let me get one. 00:13:20.098 --> 00:13:21.676 It's just that my spinal cord is... 00:13:21.809 --> 00:13:22.971 Sleep wherever you want. 00:13:23.101 --> 00:13:27.016 Here, take my bed. I'll crawl under the bookcase. 00:13:27.147 --> 00:13:29.354 Who cares if I get splinters in my ears? 00:13:29.483 --> 00:13:31.143 - Never mind. - Are you going to pout about it? 00:13:31.276 --> 00:13:34.776 I've had it up to here with the sad house guest routine. 00:13:42.579 --> 00:13:43.860 Good night. 00:14:41.096 --> 00:14:44.216 I used to do this professionally and I was very successful at it. 00:14:44.349 --> 00:14:45.630 I had to get out of it for personal reasons, 00:14:45.767 --> 00:14:49.682 but I've decided to secretly do one last big job on the sly. 00:14:49.813 --> 00:14:52.648 I'm bringing you in as my secretary and personal assistant. 00:14:52.774 --> 00:14:53.853 Okay. 00:14:54.526 --> 00:14:57.443 This is actually kind of a big deal, so don't just say, "Okay." 00:14:57.571 --> 00:14:58.602 Okay, thank you. 00:14:58.738 --> 00:15:02.154 I'm going to tape this for my records, so don't make a lot of sounds. 00:15:02.284 --> 00:15:04.110 Meaning, stop rocking. 00:15:05.203 --> 00:15:07.112 Master Plan. Phase one. Side A. 00:15:07.706 --> 00:15:09.782 We'll start with Boggis' Chicken House Number One. 00:15:09.916 --> 00:15:13.119 His only security is a few old hunting beagles and a low stone wall. 00:15:13.253 --> 00:15:16.788 A word about beagles, never look a beagle directly in the eye. 00:15:17.048 --> 00:15:19.539 Why not? Beagles aren't so tough. 00:15:20.260 --> 00:15:24.305 One of these beagles has chronic rabies, which he's on medication for. 00:15:24.431 --> 00:15:28.096 If you get bitten by him, you have to get shots in your stomach for six months. 00:15:28.226 --> 00:15:29.471 I'm not going to justify this. 00:15:29.603 --> 00:15:32.272 Just pay attention and stop interrupting. I'm taping this. 00:15:32.397 --> 00:15:34.306 I picked some blueberries and laced each 00:15:34.441 --> 00:15:36.599 with 10 mg of high potency sleeping powder. 00:15:36.735 --> 00:15:37.980 Enough to tranquilize a gorilla. 00:15:38.361 --> 00:15:41.148 - How do we make them eat it? - Beagles love blueberries. 00:15:41.281 --> 00:15:44.448 Remember, they aren't very smart, but they're incredibly paranoid, 00:15:44.576 --> 00:15:46.782 so always kill a chicken in one bite. 00:15:47.495 --> 00:15:49.073 One bite, get it? 00:15:50.874 --> 00:15:52.498 Are you listening to me? I look in your eyes 00:15:52.626 --> 00:15:54.333 and can't tell if you get anything I say. 00:15:59.007 --> 00:16:00.287 Magnesium. 00:16:01.551 --> 00:16:03.176 - Magnesium! - Sorry. 00:16:05.096 --> 00:16:06.128 Pipette. 00:16:06.264 --> 00:16:07.972 - Pipette! - Oh, sorry. 00:16:08.892 --> 00:16:11.264 Potassium... What are you looking at? 00:16:11.394 --> 00:16:12.557 Oh, no. 00:16:14.689 --> 00:16:16.765 Why's your cousin such a wet sandwich? 00:16:16.900 --> 00:16:18.442 - I beg your pardon? - What's that mean? 00:16:18.568 --> 00:16:20.691 That means I didn't understand, a wet sandwich? 00:16:20.820 --> 00:16:24.189 A wet sandwich, he's too short, he dresses like a girl, he's 00:16:24.574 --> 00:16:25.570 different. 00:16:25.700 --> 00:16:28.487 Are you a bully? You're starting to sound like a bully. 00:16:29.037 --> 00:16:30.199 Watch this. 00:16:32.207 --> 00:16:33.831 You just destroyed the whole experiment. 00:16:33.958 --> 00:16:36.580 We better extinguish this magnesium. Stand back. 00:16:43.510 --> 00:16:45.087 I like your ears. 00:16:45.386 --> 00:16:46.466 Mine? 00:16:46.596 --> 00:16:49.383 Mmm-hmm. - Thank you. I like your spots. 00:16:49.516 --> 00:16:52.719 Really? I used to cover them up, but, you know... 00:16:54.187 --> 00:16:57.141 - You're supposed to be my lab partner. - I am. 00:16:57.732 --> 00:17:00.021 No, you're not. You're disloyal. 00:17:21.297 --> 00:17:24.168 A few beagles, as we discussed, but we're ready for that. 00:17:25.385 --> 00:17:29.252 In the old days, didn't we do a thing when somebody saw a wolf... 00:17:29.389 --> 00:17:30.966 Wolf? What wolf? 00:17:33.434 --> 00:17:35.094 Nothing? Never mind. 00:17:36.396 --> 00:17:38.887 Here comes a little stone wall. Not a problem. 00:17:42.986 --> 00:17:45.903 What the cuss? Where did this giant fence come from? We had a master plan. 00:17:46.030 --> 00:17:47.062 What's this lightning bolt? 00:17:48.533 --> 00:17:51.617 It could mean the fence might be electric. 00:17:51.744 --> 00:17:55.030 I hope it doesn't mean thunder, because I have a phobia of that. 00:17:55.164 --> 00:17:56.409 Ah! 00:18:05.258 --> 00:18:06.586 Watch this. 00:18:30.700 --> 00:18:33.985 Beagles love blueberries. Didn't I tell you? The master plan is working again. 00:18:35.163 --> 00:18:36.621 This is the tricky part. 00:18:36.747 --> 00:18:38.491 One of us has to jump the barbed wire, 00:18:38.624 --> 00:18:41.162 slide under the tire spikes and open the fence latch. 00:18:41.294 --> 00:18:43.002 - Who will it be? - Not me. 00:18:43.129 --> 00:18:46.628 Kristofferson could do this easily. He's like an Olympic level... 00:18:46.757 --> 00:18:49.165 Why don't we run that way? There's no obstacles. 00:18:50.678 --> 00:18:51.841 Yeah, that's better. 00:19:02.523 --> 00:19:03.934 - I said, one bite. - I'm trying! 00:19:04.066 --> 00:19:06.854 I have a different kind of teeth from you. I'm an opossum. 00:19:07.320 --> 00:19:08.351 Give me that. 00:19:10.698 --> 00:19:12.358 That's so grisly. There's blood. 00:19:12.491 --> 00:19:13.690 Follow me. 00:19:29.842 --> 00:19:32.048 All right, what's the master escape plan? 00:19:35.264 --> 00:19:36.462 Follow me again. 00:19:42.730 --> 00:19:43.726 Quick! 00:19:45.775 --> 00:19:47.055 Give me that! 00:19:57.953 --> 00:20:00.112 Let's hit the five-and-dime on the way home. 00:20:00.247 --> 00:20:02.738 We'll make fake price tags and wrap the chickens in wax paper, 00:20:02.875 --> 00:20:04.702 so it looks like we bought them! 00:20:11.300 --> 00:20:12.379 Huh! 00:20:14.428 --> 00:20:15.922 Where'd you get this chicken? 00:20:16.055 --> 00:20:18.510 At the five-and-dime last night. 00:20:18.641 --> 00:20:21.428 It has a Boggis Farms tag around its ankle. 00:20:21.560 --> 00:20:24.846 Huh! Must have escaped from there before I bought it. 00:20:31.320 --> 00:20:32.316 Psst! 00:20:32.780 --> 00:20:35.615 Bunce tonight. He has a refrigerated smokehouse with geese... 00:20:35.741 --> 00:20:39.609 I thought you said we were only doing one last big job. 00:20:39.745 --> 00:20:43.196 We are. But it's not done yet. It's a triple-header. 00:21:15.364 --> 00:21:16.479 Shh! Shh! 00:21:20.619 --> 00:21:21.615 Huh. 00:21:22.121 --> 00:21:23.449 Let's see some hustle. 00:21:23.580 --> 00:21:25.906 I've never played whack-bat. What are the rules? 00:21:26.041 --> 00:21:28.081 No whack-bat on the other side of the river? 00:21:28.210 --> 00:21:31.496 No, we mostly just run grass sprints or play acorns. 00:21:32.047 --> 00:21:33.541 It's real simple. 00:21:33.674 --> 00:21:37.339 There's 3 grabbers, 3 taggers, 5 twig-runners and the player at whack-bat. 00:21:37.469 --> 00:21:39.842 The center-tagger lights a pinecone and chucks it over the basket. 00:21:39.972 --> 00:21:42.510 The whack-batter tries to hit the cedar-stick off the cross-rock. 00:21:42.641 --> 00:21:44.135 The twig-runners dash back and forth 00:21:44.268 --> 00:21:46.557 until the pinecone burns out and the umpire calls, "hot box." 00:21:46.937 --> 00:21:49.345 At the end, you count how many score-downs it adds up to 00:21:49.481 --> 00:21:50.477 and divide by nine. 00:21:50.607 --> 00:21:51.983 - Got it. - Go in for Ash. 00:21:52.109 --> 00:21:55.359 Substitution! Ash, come out! You need a breather. 00:21:55.487 --> 00:21:56.946 Come out? 00:21:57.072 --> 00:22:00.157 What? I still feel good, Coach. Let me finish this 8th. 00:22:00.284 --> 00:22:03.201 No, come on. Step out, let's go. 00:22:05.581 --> 00:22:09.413 - Am I getting better, Coach? - You're sure as cuss not getting worse. 00:22:09.543 --> 00:22:13.457 You think I could end up being as good as my dad if I keep practicing? 00:22:13.589 --> 00:22:17.207 Your dad? Your dad was probably the best whack-bat player 00:22:17.342 --> 00:22:19.216 we ever had in this school. 00:22:24.016 --> 00:22:26.388 Don't compare yourself to that. 00:22:26.518 --> 00:22:30.765 But I think I have some of the same raw natural talent, don't you? 00:22:31.148 --> 00:22:33.900 You're improving, let's put it like that. 00:22:59.468 --> 00:23:00.464 Hot box! 00:23:00.594 --> 00:23:02.136 Divide that by nine, please! 00:23:03.722 --> 00:23:06.427 That's the first time this kid's ever swung a whack bat? 00:23:06.558 --> 00:23:08.800 He really is your father's nephew. 00:23:08.936 --> 00:23:10.478 - Not by blood. - No? 00:23:10.604 --> 00:23:13.142 - He's from my mother's side. - Oh, yeah. 00:23:14.566 --> 00:23:16.358 What's that stand for? 00:23:17.319 --> 00:23:19.691 It's for pep. Pep. 00:23:19.821 --> 00:23:20.817 It's a K. 00:23:20.948 --> 00:23:23.403 Come on now, look alive! That-a-boy! 00:23:24.284 --> 00:23:25.447 We're going steady. 00:23:30.332 --> 00:23:31.328 What's that? 00:23:31.458 --> 00:23:33.249 What? What, this? 00:23:33.752 --> 00:23:37.038 Nothing. Just some old trophy I won for being an athlete. 00:23:38.715 --> 00:23:41.123 I have to cover a book party at some animal’s nest 00:23:41.259 --> 00:23:42.718 in a tobacco field down the hill. 00:23:42.844 --> 00:23:46.379 Kylie and I are going to give it a whirl. Don't wait up. 00:23:46.515 --> 00:23:48.057 What's the book? 00:23:48.308 --> 00:23:51.179 Some memoir. I'll get him to sign you a copy. 00:23:51.311 --> 00:23:53.517 The dinner was pitch perfect. 00:24:01.029 --> 00:24:04.979 I saw a couple broken burglar bars under the back door to Bean's secret cider cellar. 00:24:05.117 --> 00:24:06.990 - We're breaking into Bean's house? - Cellar. 00:24:07.119 --> 00:24:08.945 - Where he lives? - Where he keeps the cider. 00:24:09.079 --> 00:24:10.490 Below where he lives. 00:24:10.622 --> 00:24:12.579 Where'd you come from? Go back to the tree and do your homework. 00:24:12.707 --> 00:24:14.083 I want to help steal cider. 00:24:14.209 --> 00:24:16.830 We're going to a book party. And be quiet about any cider, 00:24:16.962 --> 00:24:19.001 because nobody said that. Now, go! 00:24:19.131 --> 00:24:21.503 You're going to get me in a lot of trouble. 00:24:21.633 --> 00:24:23.756 Besides, you're too little and uncoordinated. 00:24:26.429 --> 00:24:27.710 One, two, three! 00:24:29.766 --> 00:24:31.510 Where the cuss does that kid get off? 00:24:31.643 --> 00:24:33.517 Can you believe that? How'd he get tipped off? 00:24:36.982 --> 00:24:38.061 You think he'll tell on us? 00:24:40.026 --> 00:24:42.517 Before we go on, can you give me some kind of signal 00:24:42.654 --> 00:24:44.694 so I know this is getting through to you? 00:24:47.534 --> 00:24:49.028 That's it? All right. 00:24:49.160 --> 00:24:50.536 There's another one. 00:24:50.996 --> 00:24:53.665 - Good, you made it. Anybody see you? - I don't think so. 00:24:53.790 --> 00:24:55.415 Put this bandit hat on. 00:24:57.419 --> 00:25:00.704 I'm pleased to be invited, but I'm not sure I should be doing this. 00:25:00.839 --> 00:25:03.211 - Why not? - I don't like to be dishonest with people. 00:25:03.341 --> 00:25:05.215 Just keep your mouth shut and it won't be a problem. 00:25:05.343 --> 00:25:07.715 - I don't think he should come, either. - We're not taking a vote! 00:25:10.932 --> 00:25:12.177 One time, this wolf I saw... 00:25:12.309 --> 00:25:15.226 What's with all the wolf talk? Give it a rest for once. 00:25:27.991 --> 00:25:29.865 Look at all this apple juice. 00:25:29.993 --> 00:25:33.326 Apple juice? We didn't come here for apple juice. 00:25:33.455 --> 00:25:37.239 This is some of the strongest, finest alcoholic cider money can buy 00:25:37.375 --> 00:25:39.284 or that can even be stolen. 00:25:39.419 --> 00:25:41.910 It burns in your throat, boils in your stomach, 00:25:42.047 --> 00:25:45.166 and tastes almost exactly like pure, melted gold. 00:25:54.768 --> 00:25:58.516 Y'all are trespassing now, illegally. 00:26:04.527 --> 00:26:08.607 'Round these parts, we don't take kindly to cider poachers. 00:26:09.115 --> 00:26:10.491 You've aged badly, Rat. 00:26:11.201 --> 00:26:14.783 You're getting a little long in the tooth yourself, partner. 00:26:18.041 --> 00:26:20.828 Why are you wearing that badge? What is that? 00:26:22.420 --> 00:26:24.128 It's my job. 00:26:39.187 --> 00:26:41.144 How's your old lady doing? 00:26:41.272 --> 00:26:43.146 Do you refer to my wife? 00:26:44.275 --> 00:26:46.647 She was the town tart in her day. 00:26:46.778 --> 00:26:48.651 Wild and footloose and 00:26:49.697 --> 00:26:51.026 pretty as a mink stole. 00:26:51.407 --> 00:26:52.487 Is that true? 00:26:53.326 --> 00:26:56.529 Of course not. I mean, certainly she lived. We all did. 00:26:56.663 --> 00:26:59.663 It was a different time. Let's not use a double standard. 00:26:59.791 --> 00:27:01.451 - But town tart? - Shut up. 00:27:03.878 --> 00:27:05.622 That was close, Rat. Be careful. 00:27:06.214 --> 00:27:08.290 Oh, I'm careful as a... 00:27:34.200 --> 00:27:36.608 How many jars should I bring up, Franklin? 00:27:36.744 --> 00:27:38.488 I don't know. Two, I guess. 00:27:38.621 --> 00:27:40.578 You drank three yesterday. 00:27:40.957 --> 00:27:42.784 All right. Take three. 00:27:54.011 --> 00:27:55.719 Nope. Two is plenty. 00:28:00.351 --> 00:28:03.056 Oh, my cuss. Is she blind? 00:28:03.187 --> 00:28:06.556 She might have astigmatism or possibly a cataract of some form. 00:28:06.691 --> 00:28:08.233 Anyway, her eyes don't see well. 00:28:22.623 --> 00:28:24.949 What'd I tell you? This kid's a natural! Am I right? 00:28:30.631 --> 00:28:33.668 So good of you to come. You both look splendid. 00:28:33.801 --> 00:28:35.877 How have you been, Walter? In good health? 00:28:36.846 --> 00:28:38.423 Nathan? AII's well? 00:28:38.556 --> 00:28:39.801 Wonderful. 00:28:41.434 --> 00:28:43.011 Any fox problems? 00:28:43.644 --> 00:28:44.675 - Are you joking? - Horrible. 00:28:44.812 --> 00:28:45.808 - We're miserable. - He's laughing at us. 00:28:45.938 --> 00:28:46.969 - Humiliating. - We're furious. 00:28:47.106 --> 00:28:48.137 I don't want to talk about it. 00:28:55.990 --> 00:28:57.532 Perhaps we ought to kill him. 00:28:58.909 --> 00:29:01.116 - That seems obvious. - He's too sneaky. 00:29:01.495 --> 00:29:04.864 Right, of course. He's very clever, isn't he? 00:29:04.999 --> 00:29:07.490 Might be a bit difficult, I suppose. 00:29:17.053 --> 00:29:20.422 I've figured out where this fox lives. Tomorrow night, we'll camp in the bushes, 00:29:20.556 --> 00:29:24.055 wait for him to come out and shoot the cuss to smithereens. 00:29:24.185 --> 00:29:25.928 How does that grab you? 00:29:26.645 --> 00:29:28.305 I don't see why not. 00:29:39.909 --> 00:29:41.617 Another book party? 00:29:43.454 --> 00:29:46.538 I didn't see you sitting in the dark over there. 00:29:47.416 --> 00:29:50.334 Actually, there was a fire. I just got the call. 00:29:50.461 --> 00:29:53.378 May be arson. I have to interview the marshal... 00:29:53.506 --> 00:29:56.175 Kylie. Is he telling the truth? 00:29:57.635 --> 00:29:59.010 I don't want to be put in the middle of this. 00:29:59.136 --> 00:30:00.167 Thanks, Kylie. 00:30:00.304 --> 00:30:02.593 Why is he wearing that bandit hat? 00:30:05.768 --> 00:30:08.437 His ears were cold. He's not with us. Go back to bed. 00:30:10.231 --> 00:30:13.018 If what I think is happening is happening, 00:30:13.901 --> 00:30:15.099 it better not be. 00:30:32.920 --> 00:30:34.544 Nice job covering for me. Next time... 00:30:49.770 --> 00:30:50.766 All three! 00:30:51.105 --> 00:30:52.136 Kill him! 00:31:15.587 --> 00:31:17.746 We got the tail, but we missed the fox. 00:31:20.467 --> 00:31:23.919 Petey, sorry to wake you. Can you dash out here right away 00:31:24.054 --> 00:31:28.182 with three shovels, two pickaxes, 500 rounds of ammunition, 00:31:28.809 --> 00:31:30.137 and a bottle of apple cider? 00:31:31.895 --> 00:31:34.600 It'll grow back, won't it? - Tails don't grow back. 00:31:34.731 --> 00:31:36.938 - Tails don't grow back? - Mmm-mmm. Except lizards'. 00:31:37.067 --> 00:31:40.768 Tails don't grow back. I'm gonna be tail-less for the rest of my life. 00:31:40.904 --> 00:31:43.609 Anyway, it's not half as bad as double pneumonia, right? 00:31:43.740 --> 00:31:46.777 I mean, his dad has one foot in the grave and three feet on a banana peel. 00:31:46.910 --> 00:31:48.702 That's a lot worse than... 00:31:51.832 --> 00:31:54.239 Excuse me. I'm going to go meditate for half an hour. 00:31:55.836 --> 00:31:58.837 You have 29 minutes to come up with a proper apology. 00:31:58.964 --> 00:32:01.087 Me? Me have an apology? 00:32:01.633 --> 00:32:04.967 He just got here and got a bandit hat? Where's my bandit hat? 00:32:05.095 --> 00:32:09.389 Why didn't I get shot at? Because you think I'm no good at anything! 00:32:09.516 --> 00:32:11.343 Maybe you're right, thanks. 00:32:14.062 --> 00:32:15.640 I told you not to bring him. 00:32:16.231 --> 00:32:18.307 Why the cuss didn't I listen to my lawyer? 00:32:18.442 --> 00:32:22.605 We'll be lucky to flip this tree for half of what we've sunk into it. 00:32:22.738 --> 00:32:27.115 I can't sleep on my back for 6 weeks and on my stomach, I feel congested. 00:32:27.242 --> 00:32:29.235 Why the cuss didn't I listen to my lawyer? 00:32:29.369 --> 00:32:31.362 Because you don't listen to anybody. 00:32:33.123 --> 00:32:34.154 - What was that? I said... 00:32:35.417 --> 00:32:36.959 Wake up! They're digging us out! 00:32:37.127 --> 00:32:39.618 - They'll kill the children. - Over my dead body. 00:32:39.755 --> 00:32:42.874 - I know. You're dead, too, in that scenario. - I'm arguing against that. 00:32:43.008 --> 00:32:44.336 - What? - Why are you yelling? 00:32:44.468 --> 00:32:48.797 Stop! You say one thing, she says another, and it all changes back again! 00:32:59.483 --> 00:33:02.187 I've got it. No time to lose. Why didn't I think of this sooner? 00:33:02.319 --> 00:33:03.694 Think of what? 00:33:03.820 --> 00:33:05.445 We've been trapped before. 00:33:05.864 --> 00:33:08.153 Dig! 00:33:27.928 --> 00:33:31.676 I think it's time for me to give a pep talk and explain some things. 00:33:32.432 --> 00:33:33.428 A very long time ago... 00:33:33.558 --> 00:33:35.634 May I have a word with you privately? 00:33:35.769 --> 00:33:37.346 Well, we're in a hole here. 00:33:37.479 --> 00:33:40.764 On the other side of this mineral deposit. Follow me. 00:33:43.777 --> 00:33:46.232 I'm going to lose my temper now. 00:33:46.988 --> 00:33:48.317 - When? - Right now. 00:33:49.115 --> 00:33:50.147 Well, when? 00:33:54.329 --> 00:33:57.449 Twelve fox-years ago, you made a promise 00:33:57.582 --> 00:34:00.453 while we were caged in that fox trap that, if we survived, 00:34:00.585 --> 00:34:03.503 you would never steal another chicken, turkey, goose, duck 00:34:03.630 --> 00:34:05.089 or squab, whatever they are. 00:34:05.215 --> 00:34:08.915 Now, I believed you. Why did you lie to me? 00:34:10.720 --> 00:34:12.594 Because I'm a wild animal. 00:34:12.973 --> 00:34:15.642 You are also a husband, and a father! 00:34:16.726 --> 00:34:18.766 I'm trying to tell you the truth about myself. 00:34:19.437 --> 00:34:22.142 I don't care about the truth about yourself. 00:34:22.816 --> 00:34:25.603 This story is too predictable. 00:34:26.319 --> 00:34:29.356 Predictable, really? What happens in the end? 00:34:30.156 --> 00:34:32.694 In the end, we all die. 00:34:33.952 --> 00:34:35.612 Unless you change. 00:34:51.094 --> 00:34:55.092 Petey, run down to the rental department at Malloy Consolidated and place an order 00:34:55.223 --> 00:34:59.137 for one Mighty Max, one Junior Spitfire, 00:34:59.269 --> 00:35:03.136 and a long-range Tornado 375 Turbo. For immediate delivery. 00:35:11.698 --> 00:35:12.729 Huh? 00:35:12.866 --> 00:35:14.324 - Huh? - Huh? 00:35:23.501 --> 00:35:27.001 Everywhere I hear the sound 00:35:27.130 --> 00:35:31.626 of marching charging feet, boy 00:35:32.594 --> 00:35:36.342 Cause summer's here and the time is right 00:35:36.472 --> 00:35:41.051 For fighting in the streets, boy 00:35:42.145 --> 00:35:45.561 Ash, are you mad at me? I understand if you are, and I'm sorry. 00:35:45.690 --> 00:35:48.774 I wouldn't have involved your cousin if I'd realized you'd feel this way. 00:35:48.902 --> 00:35:53.195 It was only ever because he kind of a natural, I mean... Look at him dig! 00:35:56.117 --> 00:35:57.445 Anyway, I'm sorry if... 00:35:57.577 --> 00:35:59.735 I'm going to just put dirt in my ears. 00:35:59.871 --> 00:36:01.745 That's better. I can't hear you now, but keep talking. 00:36:02.749 --> 00:36:03.698 Get down 00:36:24.479 --> 00:36:26.352 I don't have beagle ticks, by the way. 00:36:26.481 --> 00:36:31.107 Well, me, neither. Whoever said we had beagle ticks, by the way? 00:36:31.235 --> 00:36:34.569 Apparently, that's what you've been telling everyone. Beagle ticks and pelt lice. 00:36:34.697 --> 00:36:39.324 I never said that. And you're misquoting me. But I'll get to the bottom of it. 00:36:40.203 --> 00:36:42.445 We may or may not ever see the light of day again, 00:36:42.580 --> 00:36:45.153 but I really like Agnes and I think she likes me. 00:36:45.625 --> 00:36:47.582 Great. She's a free agent. What do I care? 00:36:47.710 --> 00:36:49.039 Then why are you dead set... 00:36:49.170 --> 00:36:51.459 - Can I ask you a question? - You may. 00:36:51.589 --> 00:36:54.294 What's the point of sitting on the floor with your legs twisted into a pretzel 00:36:54.425 --> 00:36:57.212 talking to yourself for an hour and 45 minutes? It's weird. 00:36:57.345 --> 00:37:00.299 My father and I started meditating together when... 00:37:00.431 --> 00:37:03.847 That's great, but I'd worry more about what that does to your reputation 00:37:03.976 --> 00:37:06.265 than whether you have beagle ticks or not. 00:37:07.772 --> 00:37:09.764 I don't. Nor pelt lice. 00:37:13.361 --> 00:37:17.904 One of those slovenly farmers is probably wearing my tail as a necktie by now. 00:37:18.032 --> 00:37:19.230 You're paranoid, Foxy. 00:37:19.659 --> 00:37:22.494 Farmer, correct me if I'm misreading the data. 00:37:22.620 --> 00:37:25.740 You've destroyed the scenery, but the alleged fox remains at large. 00:37:25.873 --> 00:37:27.617 Look at Dad's tie. 00:37:27.750 --> 00:37:29.956 What will you three prominent farmers do now? 00:37:30.086 --> 00:37:32.458 I can tell you what we're not going to do. 00:37:32.588 --> 00:37:34.332 We're not going to let him go. 00:37:46.644 --> 00:37:48.802 Stand clear, please. Stand clear, everyone. 00:37:49.730 --> 00:37:50.762 Contact! 00:38:04.870 --> 00:38:06.744 Boggis, how many men work on your farm? 00:38:06.872 --> 00:38:07.904 - 35. - Bunce? 00:38:08.040 --> 00:38:09.119 - 36. - I've got 37. 00:38:09.250 --> 00:38:12.037 That... Carry the zero, divide by two... 00:38:12.169 --> 00:38:13.877 That's 108 all together. 00:38:15.381 --> 00:38:18.335 Petey, drop everything and assemble all 108 members 00:38:18.467 --> 00:38:20.507 of our three combined work forces. 00:38:20.636 --> 00:38:23.720 We'll starve them out, then kill them. Starting in 00:38:24.432 --> 00:38:26.508 shall we say, 15 minutes? 00:38:28.060 --> 00:38:31.227 An estimated 108 snipers are in position, 00:38:31.355 --> 00:38:33.893 surrounding the demolished fox residence. 00:38:34.025 --> 00:38:36.942 Any local animals appear to be trapped underground 00:38:37.069 --> 00:38:39.145 without provisions of any kind. 00:38:39.280 --> 00:38:43.858 If I had a crystal ball, I'd predict a fairly grisly outcome to this situation. 00:38:43.993 --> 00:38:48.370 We'll stay on the scene, watching closely, as events continue to unfold. 00:38:49.457 --> 00:38:53.537 This is going to be a total cluster-cuss for everybody. 00:39:00.509 --> 00:39:02.716 How long can a fox go without food or water? 00:39:03.554 --> 00:39:07.219 I can only answer as an opossum, but I can't last more than another couple hours 00:39:07.349 --> 00:39:09.638 before I get completely dehydrated and starve to death. 00:39:09.768 --> 00:39:10.931 What's that? 00:39:18.611 --> 00:39:20.235 Dad. Not a sound. 00:39:29.872 --> 00:39:31.615 You scared the cuss out of us! 00:39:34.251 --> 00:39:38.201 A lot of good animals are probably going to die, because of you! 00:39:40.925 --> 00:39:43.047 We've been digging in circles for 3 days. 00:39:43.177 --> 00:39:44.457 Half the woods have been obliterated. 00:39:44.595 --> 00:39:48.011 Nobody can get out. My wife's huddled at the bottom of a flint-mine 00:39:48.140 --> 00:39:51.723 with no food, no water, and 27 starving animal brats! 00:39:52.978 --> 00:39:56.347 I just want to see a little sunshine. 00:39:56.607 --> 00:39:59.940 You're nocturnal, Phil. Your eyes barely even open on a good day. 00:40:00.069 --> 00:40:02.108 I'm sick of your double-talk! We have rights! 00:40:02.821 --> 00:40:04.613 We don't like you and we hate your dad. 00:40:04.740 --> 00:40:07.278 Now grab some mud, chew it and swallow it. 00:40:07.409 --> 00:40:09.900 - I'm not going to eat mud. - Cuss, yeah, you are. 00:40:17.544 --> 00:40:18.955 Don't do that. 00:40:19.797 --> 00:40:20.792 Why'd you take your shoes off? 00:40:20.923 --> 00:40:23.081 So I don't break your nose when I kick it. 00:40:33.268 --> 00:40:35.142 I can fight my own fights. 00:40:36.105 --> 00:40:37.267 No, you can't. 00:40:37.898 --> 00:40:40.982 Those farmers won't quit till they've got you and every member of your family 00:40:41.110 --> 00:40:43.814 nailed upside-down to a bloody stick with your eyes gorged out. 00:40:45.948 --> 00:40:47.940 This is getting a little too personal. 00:40:49.243 --> 00:40:50.653 Give me a minute. 00:41:06.051 --> 00:41:07.332 I've got an idea. 00:41:07.469 --> 00:41:08.584 - What? - It could be good. 00:41:08.720 --> 00:41:10.345 - Lay it on us. - It might save our lives. 00:41:10.472 --> 00:41:11.847 Say the idea! 00:41:12.474 --> 00:41:14.383 All right. Let's try it. 00:41:15.894 --> 00:41:19.429 Go to the flint-mine, tell Mrs. Badger et al that help is on the way. 00:41:19.565 --> 00:41:21.225 Is help on the way? 00:41:21.358 --> 00:41:23.185 I sure as cuss hope so. 00:41:29.241 --> 00:41:32.776 Ash, I know what it's like to feel 00:41:34.246 --> 00:41:35.408 different. 00:41:36.707 --> 00:41:37.987 I'm not different. 00:41:38.750 --> 00:41:40.031 Am I? 00:41:40.419 --> 00:41:42.707 We all are. Him, especially. 00:41:43.422 --> 00:41:46.541 But there's something kind of fantastic about that, isn't there? 00:41:52.639 --> 00:41:55.344 Not to me. I'd prefer to be an athlete. 00:41:57.561 --> 00:41:58.936 Gentlemen, 00:41:59.062 --> 00:42:02.229 this time we must dig in a very special direction. 00:42:07.446 --> 00:42:10.067 We have to kind of feel out the vibe. 00:42:13.326 --> 00:42:14.358 Begin. 00:42:38.810 --> 00:42:42.760 Whoo-hoo! Come on! You guys... You're not... Come on. 00:42:49.321 --> 00:42:52.108 I hit it slap in the middle. Do you get how incredible this is? 00:42:54.951 --> 00:42:59.115 'Bout a handsome little fox Let me sing you folks a yarn 00:42:59.247 --> 00:43:03.708 Hey, diddle-dee, daddle-da, doddle-do, doodle-dum 00:43:03.835 --> 00:43:07.453 'Twas a splendid little fella Full of wit and grace and charm 00:43:07.589 --> 00:43:11.539 Say zippy-zee, zappy-za, yappy-yo, goggle-gum 00:43:11.676 --> 00:43:16.552 Like any little critter needing Vittles for his little-uns 00:43:16.681 --> 00:43:21.972 Well, he stole and he cheated And he lied just to survive 00:43:22.103 --> 00:43:25.270 With a doodle-dum, diddle-di, duddle, doodle-dum 00:43:27.275 --> 00:43:29.268 With a zippy-zo, zippy-zay, zippy-zappy-zoopy-zee 00:43:30.528 --> 00:43:35.107 Oh, doo-dah, doo-dah, day! 00:43:35.241 --> 00:43:37.400 Let me take a little tick To color in the scene 00:43:37.535 --> 00:43:42.162 'Cross the valley lived three yokels Name of Boggis, Bunce and Bean 00:43:42.290 --> 00:43:44.497 These three crazy jackies Had our hero on the run 00:43:44.626 --> 00:43:46.665 Shot the tail off the cuss With a fox-shooting gun 00:43:46.795 --> 00:43:48.752 But that stylish little fox Was clever as a whip 00:43:48.880 --> 00:43:53.127 Dug as quick as a gopher That was hyperactive 00:43:54.469 --> 00:43:56.627 Now those three farmers sit 00:43:56.763 --> 00:43:58.969 'Twhere there a hole 'twas once a hill 00:43:59.099 --> 00:44:02.681 Singing diddle-dee, daddle-da, doddle-do, doodle-dum 00:44:02.811 --> 00:44:07.389 And as far as I can reckon They're sitting up there still 00:44:07.524 --> 00:44:10.975 Singing zippy-zee, zappy-za, yoppy-yo... 00:44:11.111 --> 00:44:13.150 What are you singing, Petey? 00:44:14.239 --> 00:44:17.358 Just making it up as I went along, really. 00:44:17.659 --> 00:44:22.368 That's just weak songwriting. You wrote a bad song, Petey! 00:44:41.766 --> 00:44:43.141 We took everything! 00:44:43.685 --> 00:44:45.309 They took everything? 00:44:46.104 --> 00:44:48.227 Let me call you back, Petey. 00:44:50.441 --> 00:44:52.730 - They could be anywhere. - Digging right under our feet. 00:44:52.861 --> 00:44:54.438 In a sense, we've only made matters worse. 00:44:54.571 --> 00:44:56.896 We should have stayed out of it. 00:45:28.730 --> 00:45:30.307 I've got an idea. 00:45:39.365 --> 00:45:41.690 I still don't have a signal. Is anybody getting reception? 00:45:41.826 --> 00:45:44.531 I don't have any signal, but I've had a problem with that. 00:45:44.662 --> 00:45:47.865 Crisp up those ducks! Drag those chickens! Slow down. We're ahead. 00:45:47.999 --> 00:45:51.534 Where are the apples? Slice them up and get them in the pan. 00:45:51.711 --> 00:45:55.709 I can imagine how painful, even emotionally, that must be for you. 00:45:55.840 --> 00:45:57.548 It's not the end of the world. 00:45:57.675 --> 00:46:01.293 But how humiliating, having your whole tail blown clean off by... 00:46:01.429 --> 00:46:02.971 Can we drop it? 00:46:06.893 --> 00:46:08.601 Yeah, really good, sweet, and nice. 00:46:09.103 --> 00:46:11.641 They say you're a natural. True or false? 00:46:12.315 --> 00:46:13.429 Answer the question. 00:46:13.566 --> 00:46:15.274 - True, I guess. - Correct. 00:46:15.526 --> 00:46:17.815 Get away, Agnes. I need a private word with Kristofferson. 00:46:17.945 --> 00:46:21.195 - Just a minute. She... - I don't mind. 00:46:21.699 --> 00:46:25.993 I just had a brainstorm for something fantastic I've got to do. 00:46:26.120 --> 00:46:27.365 But I can't do it alone. 00:46:27.497 --> 00:46:28.907 - I'm not interested. - Hear me out. 00:46:29.040 --> 00:46:32.788 No, thanks. Foxes from your side of the family take unnecessary risks. 00:46:32.919 --> 00:46:36.667 Only because they've got guts in their blood. So do we. 00:46:37.131 --> 00:46:39.705 - Was I a bit rude to Agnes? - Yeah. 00:46:39.842 --> 00:46:43.176 I should probably say something. I will in a minute. 00:46:44.055 --> 00:46:46.676 - What's the brainstorm? - In a nutshell? 00:46:46.974 --> 00:46:49.346 We're going to steal back my dad's tail. 00:46:49.477 --> 00:46:52.680 Whoa! Whew! Hmm... 00:47:00.988 --> 00:47:03.111 Okay, chief. - Here we go. 00:47:15.670 --> 00:47:19.798 Well, it took a near catastrophe for all of you to finally take me up on my offer 00:47:19.924 --> 00:47:22.296 to have you over to the flint-mine for dinner. 00:47:22.426 --> 00:47:24.917 Maybe my invitation got lost in the mail. 00:47:25.054 --> 00:47:27.627 Does anybody know what he's talking about? 00:47:27.765 --> 00:47:31.348 No, Clive's right. In all seriousness, excuse me, B. 00:47:32.144 --> 00:47:36.189 We do have these three ugly farmers to thank for one thing. 00:47:36.315 --> 00:47:39.482 Reminding us to be thankful and aware of each other. 00:47:39.610 --> 00:47:41.769 I'll say it again, aware. 00:47:55.793 --> 00:47:58.628 - I don't feel safe. - That's because we're not. 00:47:59.463 --> 00:48:01.420 You should put your bandit hat on. 00:48:01.549 --> 00:48:04.799 I don't have one, but I modified this tube sock. 00:48:07.555 --> 00:48:09.678 - We look good. - Yeah, we do. 00:48:09.932 --> 00:48:13.515 Now, where would you keep a prized tail, if you collected them? 00:48:13.644 --> 00:48:16.930 - I'd probably hang it over the mantelpiece. - Right. Good. In fact... 00:48:17.273 --> 00:48:19.182 What's that smell? 00:48:21.986 --> 00:48:25.271 Ever tasted one of Mrs. Bean's famous nutmeg-ginger-apple-snaps? 00:48:25.406 --> 00:48:28.157 Well, how do you do? 00:48:35.249 --> 00:48:36.743 They are so warm. 00:48:40.087 --> 00:48:41.083 Uh-oh. 00:48:41.213 --> 00:48:42.542 We got it wrong. 00:48:42.673 --> 00:48:44.464 It's not over the mantelpiece. 00:48:45.509 --> 00:48:46.790 The necktie. 00:49:13.621 --> 00:49:15.328 - Let's go. - Hang on. 00:49:15.456 --> 00:49:16.570 - Two more. - She's there. 00:49:16.707 --> 00:49:18.201 She can't see. 00:49:24.798 --> 00:49:27.883 Look at each other. Here we are. Wow. 00:49:28.010 --> 00:49:30.465 I've already had too much to drink and I'm feeling sentimental 00:49:30.596 --> 00:49:32.138 but I'll say something anyway, 00:49:32.264 --> 00:49:35.514 which nobody wants to admit, but which is probably true. 00:49:35.642 --> 00:49:38.513 We beat them. We beat those farmers 00:49:38.645 --> 00:49:41.053 and now we're triumphantly eating their roasted chicken, 00:49:41.190 --> 00:49:44.274 their sizzling duck, their succulent turkey, their foie gras... 00:49:46.570 --> 00:49:48.313 Where'd the boys go? 00:49:49.031 --> 00:49:50.940 - Ash! Kristofferson! - Boys! 00:49:52.326 --> 00:49:54.698 That was crazy. I can't believe what just happened. 00:49:54.828 --> 00:49:57.402 Come on, let's get out of here! Let's go! Where are we? 00:50:01.210 --> 00:50:02.490 Kristofferson? 00:50:02.753 --> 00:50:06.881 What am I hearing again, baby? What's happening? Am I still paranoid? 00:50:10.385 --> 00:50:11.666 Cider. 00:50:34.451 --> 00:50:37.950 What happened? Something with cider. That was dangerous. Is anyone hurt? 00:50:38.080 --> 00:50:41.330 We're all hurt! My entire flint-mine got demolished! 00:50:41.458 --> 00:50:43.581 Apple juice. Apple juice flood. 00:50:43.710 --> 00:50:47.044 Do a head count. Everybody pick a buddy. Where'd the boys go? 00:50:47.172 --> 00:50:49.580 Ash! Kristofferson! Ash! 00:50:49.716 --> 00:50:50.914 I'm here! 00:50:51.635 --> 00:50:53.592 - Who's your buddy? - Kristofferson. 00:50:53.720 --> 00:50:54.752 - Where is he? - I don't know. 00:50:54.888 --> 00:50:55.919 - Why not? - I lost him. 00:50:56.056 --> 00:50:57.301 You lost him? 00:50:57.432 --> 00:51:00.766 We were in the kitchen, trying to find the necktie. 00:51:00.894 --> 00:51:02.305 What are you talking about? 00:51:02.437 --> 00:51:03.635 It's my fault. 00:51:03.772 --> 00:51:07.106 Where did you get that nutmeg-ginger-apple-snap, 00:51:07.234 --> 00:51:09.606 and why are you wearing that fake bandit hat? 00:51:09.736 --> 00:51:11.278 We went to steal back your tail. 00:51:14.241 --> 00:51:16.032 Kristofferson! 00:51:23.917 --> 00:51:26.076 Wrap this little mutt in a newspaper 00:51:26.211 --> 00:51:28.880 and put him in a box with some holes punched in the top. 00:51:29.965 --> 00:51:32.634 There's one way out of the sewer, but the manhole cover's closed 00:51:32.759 --> 00:51:34.337 and a station wagon's parked on it. 00:51:34.469 --> 00:51:37.506 Which means, we're permanently stuck down here. 00:51:38.223 --> 00:51:40.796 You still think we beat them, Foxy? 00:51:59.161 --> 00:52:03.205 Badger's right. These farmers aren't going to quit until they catch me. 00:52:03.331 --> 00:52:04.612 I shouldn't have lied to your face 00:52:04.749 --> 00:52:08.913 or fallen off the wagon and started secretly stealing chickens on the sly. 00:52:09.045 --> 00:52:13.458 I shouldn't have tried to embarrass these farmers and cuss with their heads. 00:52:13.592 --> 00:52:17.257 I enjoyed it, but I shouldn't have done it. Now there's only one way out. 00:52:17.762 --> 00:52:19.885 If I hand myself over, let them kill me, 00:52:20.015 --> 00:52:21.842 stuff me and hang me over their mantelpiece... 00:52:21.975 --> 00:52:25.973 - You'll do no such thing. - Maybe they'll let everyone else live. 00:52:27.647 --> 00:52:31.063 Oh, why did you have to get us into this, Foxy? 00:52:32.986 --> 00:52:36.236 I don't know, but I have a possible theory. 00:52:36.364 --> 00:52:39.116 I think I need everyone to think I'm the greatest, 00:52:39.242 --> 00:52:42.160 the "fantastic" Mr. Fox. 00:52:42.287 --> 00:52:46.201 If they aren't completely knocked out and dazzled and intimidated by me 00:52:46.333 --> 00:52:47.957 I don't feel good about myself. 00:52:48.752 --> 00:52:53.129 Foxes traditionally like to court danger, hunt prey and outsmart predators. 00:52:53.256 --> 00:52:55.084 That's what I'm good at. 00:52:56.259 --> 00:52:57.801 At the end of the day, I'm just... 00:52:57.927 --> 00:53:00.715 I know. We're wild animals. 00:53:02.974 --> 00:53:04.931 I guess we always were. 00:53:05.977 --> 00:53:09.761 If I had all this to do over again, I'd have never let you down. 00:53:09.898 --> 00:53:12.567 It was always more fun when we did it together, anyway. 00:53:14.069 --> 00:53:17.438 - I love you, Felicity. - I love you, too. 00:53:19.407 --> 00:53:21.779 But I shouldn't have married you. 00:53:31.586 --> 00:53:34.042 I tell you about finding out we were having a cub? 00:53:34.172 --> 00:53:35.583 - In the fox trap. - Right. 00:53:35.715 --> 00:53:37.791 - We were at gunpoint, and your mother... - Said she's pregnant. 00:53:37.926 --> 00:53:39.586 Let me tell it, okay? 00:53:39.719 --> 00:53:43.254 I had no idea how to get out of this jam. Then it hit me. 00:53:43.389 --> 00:53:45.216 What do foxes do better than any other animal? 00:53:45.350 --> 00:53:46.761 - Dig. - You're stepping on my lines. 00:53:46.893 --> 00:53:48.601 - Keep telling it. - So we dug. 00:53:48.728 --> 00:53:52.062 And the whole time I put paw over paw, scooping dirt and pebble, 00:53:52.190 --> 00:53:53.933 your mother digging like crazy next to me, 00:53:54.067 --> 00:53:56.902 I kept wondering, who is this little boy going to be? 00:53:57.028 --> 00:53:58.143 - Or girl. - Or girl. 00:53:58.279 --> 00:54:00.189 Because at that point, we didn't know. 00:54:00.865 --> 00:54:03.985 Ash, I'm so glad he was you. 00:54:05.703 --> 00:54:07.910 It's not your fault. It's mine. 00:54:30.603 --> 00:54:31.848 Good-bye. 00:54:35.817 --> 00:54:40.942 Well, I guess we should probably split into a certain number of groups 00:54:41.406 --> 00:54:43.813 and start doing something, right? 00:54:51.207 --> 00:54:53.366 Could I have a glass of water? 00:54:56.296 --> 00:54:59.083 Excuse me. Excuse me! 00:54:59.257 --> 00:55:03.005 Kristofferson! Hello! Can you hear us? 00:55:04.637 --> 00:55:05.966 Kristofferson! 00:55:06.097 --> 00:55:07.675 They got the boy. 00:55:12.437 --> 00:55:15.141 They want to trade the son for his poppa. 00:55:20.611 --> 00:55:23.019 Why did they write this in letters cut out of magazines? 00:55:23.156 --> 00:55:27.485 To protect their identities. Oh, but then why'd they sign their names? 00:55:27.618 --> 00:55:29.907 Plus we already knew who they were because they're trying to kill us. 00:55:30.329 --> 00:55:34.327 "Mr. Fox, we have your son. If you ever want to see him alive again..." 00:55:34.459 --> 00:55:36.332 You took the wrong fox! 00:55:39.505 --> 00:55:40.750 I'm his son. 00:55:42.592 --> 00:55:44.549 I can see the resemblance. 00:55:46.762 --> 00:55:47.758 What was that? 00:55:47.889 --> 00:55:49.217 Dad! 00:56:07.491 --> 00:56:09.116 Stop, man, stop! 00:56:16.334 --> 00:56:17.958 Look at you, girl. 00:56:19.003 --> 00:56:21.708 You're still as fine-looking as a crème brûlée. 00:56:22.924 --> 00:56:25.924 Am I being flirted with by a psychotic rat? 00:56:32.975 --> 00:56:34.351 Ash! 00:56:34.477 --> 00:56:35.757 Let me out! 00:56:36.354 --> 00:56:39.141 Excuse me. May I cut in? 00:57:12.264 --> 00:57:14.553 The boy's locked in an apple crate 00:57:14.683 --> 00:57:19.429 on top of a gun locker in the attic of Bean Annex. 00:57:21.440 --> 00:57:23.480 Would you have told me if I didn't kill you first? 00:57:25.069 --> 00:57:26.100 Never. 00:57:27.446 --> 00:57:31.314 All these wasted years. What were you looking for, Rat? 00:57:32.910 --> 00:57:34.819 He's trying to say something, Dad. 00:57:36.288 --> 00:57:37.569 Cider. 00:57:42.920 --> 00:57:48.341 Here you are, Rat. A beaker of Bean's finest secret cider. 00:57:52.721 --> 00:57:55.391 Like melted gold. 00:58:04.233 --> 00:58:08.231 - He redeemed himself. - Redemption, sure. 00:58:09.238 --> 00:58:11.112 But in the end, he's just another dead rat 00:58:11.240 --> 00:58:14.194 in a garbage pail behind a Chinese restaurant. 00:58:28.966 --> 00:58:32.501 - He went bananas. - Yes, he did. 00:58:34.179 --> 00:58:35.674 My suicide mission has been canceled. 00:58:35.806 --> 00:58:38.214 We're replacing it with a go-for-broke rescue mission. 00:58:40.269 --> 00:58:43.021 In a way, I'm almost glad that flood interrupted us, 00:58:43.147 --> 00:58:46.765 because I don't like the toast I was giving. I'm going to start over. 00:58:50.237 --> 00:58:54.069 When I look down this table, with the exquisite feast set before us, 00:58:54.199 --> 00:58:56.275 I see two terrific lawyers, 00:58:56.410 --> 00:58:58.403 a skilled pediatrician, a wonderful chef, 00:58:58.537 --> 00:59:01.704 a savvy real estate agent, an excellent tailor, a crack accountant, 00:59:01.832 --> 00:59:03.990 a gifted musician, a pretty good minnow fisherman, 00:59:04.126 --> 00:59:07.993 and possibly the best landscape painter working on the scene today. 00:59:08.130 --> 00:59:10.799 Maybe a few of you might even read my column from time to time. 00:59:10.924 --> 00:59:12.419 I tend to doubt it. 00:59:13.719 --> 00:59:16.673 I also see a room full of wild animals. 00:59:17.556 --> 00:59:21.007 Wild animals with true natures and pure talents. 00:59:21.518 --> 00:59:25.516 With scientific-sounding Latin names that mean something about our DNA. 00:59:25.981 --> 00:59:30.145 Each with his own strengths and weaknesses due to his or her species. 00:59:31.653 --> 00:59:35.817 Anyway, I think it may very well be all the beautiful differences among us 00:59:35.949 --> 00:59:39.449 that might just give us the tiniest glimmer of a chance of saving my nephew 00:59:39.578 --> 00:59:43.789 and letting me make it up to you for getting us into this crazy whatever-it-is. 00:59:43.916 --> 00:59:48.459 I don't know, it's just a thought. Thank you for listening. Cheers, everyone. 00:59:52.049 --> 00:59:53.424 Let's eat! 00:59:55.427 --> 00:59:57.965 What? I was just playing along with the bit he was doing. 00:59:59.514 --> 01:00:01.139 Will you join me? 01:00:02.392 --> 01:00:03.590 I will. 01:00:06.188 --> 01:00:08.643 Oh, all right, I guess. - Thank you. 01:00:09.900 --> 01:00:12.106 Let's start planning. Who knows shorthand? 01:00:12.235 --> 01:00:15.651 Great. Linda, Lutra lutra. You got some dry paper? Here we go. 01:00:15.781 --> 01:00:18.616 - Mole, Talpa europea. What do you got? - I can see in the dark. 01:00:18.742 --> 01:00:20.818 - Incredible. We can use that. Linda? - Got it. 01:00:21.203 --> 01:00:23.160 - Rabbit, Oryctolagus cuniculus. - I'm fast. 01:00:23.288 --> 01:00:24.866 - You bet you are. Linda? - Got it. 01:00:25.123 --> 01:00:26.867 - Beaver, Castor fiber. - I chew through wood. 01:00:27.000 --> 01:00:28.245 - Amazing! Linda! - Got it. 01:00:28.543 --> 01:00:30.750 - Badger, Meles meles! - Demolitions expert. 01:00:30.879 --> 01:00:33.963 - What? Since when? - Explosions, flames, burning things! 01:00:34.091 --> 01:00:36.000 - Demolitions expert. Okay, Linda? - Got it. 01:00:36.301 --> 01:00:39.551 - Weasel, Mustela nivalis! - Stop yelling! 01:00:41.723 --> 01:00:43.550 Ash, get these little kids organized 01:00:43.684 --> 01:00:46.684 and put together a K.P. unit to keep this sewer clean. 01:00:46.812 --> 01:00:47.807 It's good for morale. 01:00:47.938 --> 01:00:51.520 - Done. What's K.P.? - Um, I think it means janitors. 01:00:54.778 --> 01:00:58.776 Me. Yo, over here, hey. I want to go. I want to fight. 01:01:00.200 --> 01:01:03.284 Good. Fabulous. Microtus pennsylvanicus. 01:01:05.747 --> 01:01:09.412 I didn't get a job yet. Or a Latin name. What's my strength? 01:01:10.043 --> 01:01:12.830 Listen, you're Kylie. You're an unbelievably nice guy. 01:01:12.963 --> 01:01:15.750 Your job is really just to be available, I think. 01:01:15.882 --> 01:01:18.836 I don't know your Latin name. I doubt they had opossums in ancient Rome. 01:01:28.855 --> 01:01:30.847 - It's stupendous! Where's us? - Right here. 01:01:30.982 --> 01:01:32.262 Paint an X. 01:01:34.610 --> 01:01:36.484 Dear Farmers Boggis, Bunce and Bean: 01:01:36.612 --> 01:01:38.984 I have no alternative but to agree to your terms. 01:01:39.115 --> 01:01:41.024 Move the station wagon and open the manhole cover 01:01:41.159 --> 01:01:43.400 below the drainpipe by the cobbler shop 01:01:43.536 --> 01:01:46.703 and meet me there at 10:00 A.M. sharp. I will hand myself over to you 01:01:46.831 --> 01:01:50.330 in exchange for the boy's safe return. Cordially, Mr. Fox. 01:01:51.544 --> 01:01:54.213 Why'd he write this in letters cut out of magazines? 01:01:54.338 --> 01:01:56.378 I don't know, but you did the same thing. 01:01:56.507 --> 01:01:59.674 I don't trust this guy. Anyway, set up the ambush. 01:01:59.927 --> 01:02:03.462 Synchronize your clocks. The time is now 9:45 A.M. 01:02:04.765 --> 01:02:06.758 Put these bandit hats on. 01:03:02.156 --> 01:03:03.615 Did you bring the boy? 01:03:04.241 --> 01:03:07.527 Of course we did. Say something, kid. 01:03:08.746 --> 01:03:11.153 Excuse me. Excuse me! 01:03:11.624 --> 01:03:14.993 That doesn't sound anything like him. It's amateur night in Dixie. 01:03:24.178 --> 01:03:26.254 What the cuss is he burning? 01:03:27.515 --> 01:03:30.219 Boggis, Bunce, Bean 01:03:31.143 --> 01:03:34.061 One fat, one short, one lean 01:03:39.777 --> 01:03:41.686 Is that all you've got, Mr. Fox? 01:03:43.614 --> 01:03:45.405 Boggis, Bunce and Bean 01:03:45.533 --> 01:03:47.276 One fat, one short, one lean 01:03:47.409 --> 01:03:49.153 These horrible crooks So different in looks 01:03:49.286 --> 01:03:51.195 Were nonetheless equally mean... 01:03:51.997 --> 01:03:53.492 It's unclear whether these... 01:03:58.879 --> 01:04:00.671 Boggis, Bunce and Bean 01:04:00.798 --> 01:04:02.625 One fat, one short, one lean 01:04:02.758 --> 01:04:04.501 Horrible crooks Different in looks 01:04:04.635 --> 01:04:06.509 Nonetheless equally mean 01:04:11.517 --> 01:04:13.889 28 pinecones fired, 22 targets hit. 01:04:17.940 --> 01:04:19.315 Decoy phase, go. 01:04:19.858 --> 01:04:22.231 Yes, sir. Domino Santo, one, two, three. 01:04:36.125 --> 01:04:37.204 Dad's on fire! 01:04:40.421 --> 01:04:43.505 - Foxy, you're on. - We're ready. 01:04:44.591 --> 01:04:47.427 - I'm going to find him and bring him back. - I know you will. 01:04:48.804 --> 01:04:50.002 Contact! 01:05:05.028 --> 01:05:06.688 Are you scared of wolves? 01:05:06.822 --> 01:05:08.898 No. I have a phobia of them. 01:05:09.032 --> 01:05:12.069 - I have a thing about thunder. - Why? That's stupid. 01:05:12.202 --> 01:05:14.195 I don't like needles myself. 01:05:14.329 --> 01:05:16.452 Where'd you come from again? How did you get in the sidecar? 01:05:16.582 --> 01:05:17.910 I feel like I'm losing my mind. 01:05:21.462 --> 01:05:24.131 I've got a fox on a motorcycle, with a littler fox 01:05:24.256 --> 01:05:26.747 and what looks like to be an opossum in the sidecar, 01:05:26.884 --> 01:05:28.675 riding north on Farm Lane Seven. 01:05:29.303 --> 01:05:31.295 Does that sound like anything to anybody? 01:05:31.430 --> 01:05:32.841 Red, it's Franklin Bean. 01:05:32.973 --> 01:05:36.805 Turn around, get the cuss back here and pick us up on the ASAP. 01:06:03.670 --> 01:06:05.081 Ah! 01:06:08.467 --> 01:06:10.424 - You got a credit card? - Sure. 01:06:10.552 --> 01:06:13.636 This is what I was saying about how good you are, just being available. 01:06:13.764 --> 01:06:17.298 A titanium card? How the cuss did you qualify for this? 01:06:17.434 --> 01:06:19.890 I pay my bills on time. I've always had good credit. 01:06:28.153 --> 01:06:29.184 Come on. 01:06:29.321 --> 01:06:33.021 What's this thing you do? The whistle with the clicking sound? 01:06:34.076 --> 01:06:35.700 What do you mean? That's my trademark. 01:07:07.651 --> 01:07:09.275 Give me a blueberry. 01:07:11.029 --> 01:07:12.523 - Blueberry. - You didn't say anything... 01:07:12.656 --> 01:07:16.356 You forgot the blueberries? I did say it! I wrote it on your paw! 01:07:16.785 --> 01:07:18.824 Yeah. It's written on the front of your paw. 01:07:22.415 --> 01:07:26.034 - What's that white stuff around his mouth? - I think he eats soap. 01:07:30.840 --> 01:07:33.758 - That's not soap. - Then why does he have that bubbly... 01:07:33.885 --> 01:07:37.550 He's rabid. With rabies. I've heard about this beagle. 01:07:39.975 --> 01:07:42.216 You two go ahead while I distract him. 01:07:58.827 --> 01:07:59.776 Hey. 01:08:02.122 --> 01:08:03.532 I can fit through there. 01:08:05.333 --> 01:08:07.705 - Want to know why? - Why? 01:08:08.545 --> 01:08:10.253 Because I'm little. 01:08:11.047 --> 01:08:12.458 Give me that shoelace. 01:08:21.349 --> 01:08:22.345 Psst! Psst! 01:08:22.475 --> 01:08:24.551 It's me. I'm rescuing you. 01:08:26.479 --> 01:08:30.180 - I have mixed feelings about that. - I don't blame you. 01:08:33.862 --> 01:08:36.779 Can you give me a karate lesson real quick? 01:08:37.824 --> 01:08:40.280 Okay. Stand like this. 01:08:40.785 --> 01:08:42.529 Position yourself on the balls of your feet. 01:08:42.662 --> 01:08:45.746 Close your eyes. You weigh less than a slice of bread. 01:08:48.168 --> 01:08:50.955 I feel there's a tenderness in your eyes, isn't there? 01:08:51.337 --> 01:08:52.618 Yes, I'm right. 01:08:53.173 --> 01:08:57.633 Let's review the principal agility techniques: jumping, flipping, landing. 01:08:57.969 --> 01:09:02.216 You're a good boy. A little lonely, maybe, but terribly sweet. 01:09:02.724 --> 01:09:05.760 Is your name Spitz? That's German, isn't it? 01:09:06.644 --> 01:09:09.266 Now, a rudimentary version of the cyclone chop. 01:09:09.397 --> 01:09:11.970 First, get a running start, which, obviously, I can't do here. 01:09:12.108 --> 01:09:13.935 Then, at the destination of the chop, 01:09:14.068 --> 01:09:16.904 lean and thrust into the point of contact, paw open and straight, 01:09:17.030 --> 01:09:19.651 then withdraw instantaneously. It's the pull-back that matters. 01:09:19.782 --> 01:09:22.452 The pull-back generates the force of the impact. 01:09:23.036 --> 01:09:24.234 Got it. 01:09:25.788 --> 01:09:28.992 Yeah, I'm just going to chop this thing right off. 01:09:38.384 --> 01:09:39.795 He's going to do it. 01:09:42.722 --> 01:09:45.842 Why, you're just as sweet as a... 01:09:47.268 --> 01:09:49.724 I thought he said never look a beagle in the eye. 01:10:00.698 --> 01:10:03.652 - Did you chop it? - Oh, no. Oh, no. 01:10:17.965 --> 01:10:19.460 Kristofferson. 01:10:20.927 --> 01:10:22.551 Uh, I'm okay. 01:10:23.846 --> 01:10:26.468 - I'm okay. - I'm sorry. 01:10:27.266 --> 01:10:30.303 That's all right. You were just trying to unlock the apple crate. 01:10:31.145 --> 01:10:33.767 No. I mean I'm sorry about... 01:10:34.690 --> 01:10:38.439 Oh, you mean from before. The apology you owed me, but never actually said. 01:10:38.569 --> 01:10:43.231 Right. I'm grumpy. I spit. I wake up on the wrong side of the bed. 01:10:43.366 --> 01:10:46.901 I'm just different, apparently. 01:10:47.036 --> 01:10:49.242 But it won't happen again. 01:10:50.623 --> 01:10:52.248 Kristofferson, I'm sorry. 01:10:54.877 --> 01:10:56.917 Well, that's all right, too. 01:10:57.630 --> 01:10:58.875 Throw me the shoelace, please. 01:11:10.685 --> 01:11:12.143 You okay? 01:11:44.385 --> 01:11:45.665 He's wearing it. 01:11:49.849 --> 01:11:54.724 Your tractors uprooted my tree, your posse hunted my family, 01:11:54.854 --> 01:11:59.979 your gunmen kidnapped my nephew, your rat insulted my wife, 01:12:00.192 --> 01:12:02.518 and you shot off my tail. 01:12:02.695 --> 01:12:05.731 I'm not leaving here without that necktie. 01:12:07.116 --> 01:12:08.396 Kill him! 01:12:17.209 --> 01:12:19.581 Actually, we should just go. Where did I park? 01:12:20.212 --> 01:12:22.169 I weigh less than a slice of bread. 01:12:23.132 --> 01:12:25.125 - I'll be right back. - Ash! 01:12:33.934 --> 01:12:37.386 Dodge the grabbers, duck the taggers, jump the twig-basket and 01:12:37.521 --> 01:12:39.181 knock the cedar-stick off the cross-rock! 01:12:58.334 --> 01:12:59.662 Hot box! 01:13:28.989 --> 01:13:33.069 Ash, that was pure wild animal craziness. You're an athlete. 01:13:33.786 --> 01:13:34.781 Mmm-hmm. 01:13:34.912 --> 01:13:37.070 Here, put this bandit hat on. 01:13:40.292 --> 01:13:41.573 Goggles. 01:13:42.461 --> 01:13:43.872 Boggis, Bunce and Bean 01:13:44.004 --> 01:13:45.333 One fat, one short one lean 01:13:51.553 --> 01:13:52.585 Are you going to... 01:13:55.265 --> 01:13:59.844 Holy swearing cuss! 01:14:10.322 --> 01:14:12.030 Petey, bring us a ladder, please. 01:14:13.075 --> 01:14:14.273 Stand by! 01:14:14.410 --> 01:14:17.245 I just intercepted a high-frequency radio signal with the can, 01:14:17.371 --> 01:14:18.830 they're on their way home! 01:14:28.090 --> 01:14:30.545 Don't turn around. 01:14:39.935 --> 01:14:41.762 Where'd he come from? 01:14:43.063 --> 01:14:44.723 Where'd you come from? 01:14:46.108 --> 01:14:48.065 What are you doing here? 01:14:49.528 --> 01:14:51.152 Canis lupus. 01:14:51.947 --> 01:14:53.571 Vulpes vulpes. 01:14:55.367 --> 01:14:57.490 I don't think he speaks English or Latin. 01:15:02.165 --> 01:15:04.870 I'm asking if he thinks we're in for a hard winter. 01:15:08.714 --> 01:15:10.671 He doesn't seem to know. 01:15:12.884 --> 01:15:15.173 I have a phobia of wolves! 01:15:30.694 --> 01:15:34.561 What a beautiful creature. Wish him luck, boys. 01:15:34.990 --> 01:15:37.113 - Good luck, wolf. - Good luck out there. 01:15:59.473 --> 01:16:02.427 These three, in this reporter's opinion, obsessed farmers 01:16:02.559 --> 01:16:07.055 remain convinced the fox in question will eventually reappear. Why? 01:16:07.397 --> 01:16:09.639 - Foxes aren't meant to live in a sewer. - They're refugees. 01:16:09.775 --> 01:16:12.729 - All they have to eat down there is... - Trash! 01:16:13.111 --> 01:16:14.736 And not much of it. 01:16:15.155 --> 01:16:16.151 Uh-huh. 01:16:16.281 --> 01:16:20.528 Thank you, farmers. For Action 12, this is Dan Peabody. 01:16:22.954 --> 01:16:25.196 - What is it? - His tonsils are a little swollen. 01:16:25.332 --> 01:16:27.953 - Is it serious? - No. Hopefully, he won't have to lose them. 01:16:28.084 --> 01:16:29.495 Lose the tonsils? 01:16:30.086 --> 01:16:34.250 - I'm hungry. - Have some water. Here. 01:16:34.382 --> 01:16:36.209 We try to keep things simple. 01:16:36.343 --> 01:16:39.794 This is the first time I've been to a party where no one serves anything. 01:16:53.193 --> 01:16:54.770 My darlings. 01:16:56.154 --> 01:16:57.613 Where are we going? Nobody knows. 01:16:57.739 --> 01:16:59.317 We were in the middle of a meditation practice. 01:16:59.449 --> 01:17:02.403 Watch your step. Let's see, where does this lead? 01:17:02.535 --> 01:17:04.861 Oh, no. Foxy, it's filthy. 01:17:04.996 --> 01:17:07.452 Keep a good grip, everyone. - This better be worth it. 01:17:07.582 --> 01:17:12.493 I think I see a little sliver of light. What's this? Is it a door? 01:17:12.837 --> 01:17:14.629 You're a terrible actor, Foxy. 01:17:14.756 --> 01:17:17.425 Do you smell something? Is that Freon? 01:17:17.550 --> 01:17:21.382 Shh! I'm going to open this trap door and see if something's on the other side. 01:17:21.513 --> 01:17:24.467 I highly doubt it, though. There's probably just more sewer. 01:17:25.266 --> 01:17:27.176 - Wouldn't it be surprising if... Open it. 01:17:34.901 --> 01:17:38.815 Look, there's a whole enormous, glorious, gigantic supermarket up here. 01:17:39.155 --> 01:17:41.481 And they close early on weekends. 01:17:45.537 --> 01:17:49.949 You really are kind of a quote-unquote "fantastic" fox. 01:17:50.083 --> 01:17:52.704 I try. Get enough to share with everybody. 01:17:52.836 --> 01:17:56.370 Remember, the Rabbits are vegetarians and Badger supposedly can't eat walnuts. 01:17:58.842 --> 01:18:02.211 I guess now that Kristofferson's dad is already down to single pneumonia 01:18:02.345 --> 01:18:04.302 he'll be going home soon. 01:18:04.431 --> 01:18:06.388 Actually, when he spoke to me from the hospital 01:18:06.516 --> 01:18:07.631 he said he was already talking to Weasel 01:18:07.767 --> 01:18:10.472 about real estate availability in our sewer system. 01:18:10.603 --> 01:18:12.513 Really? Well, now's the time to buy. 01:18:18.027 --> 01:18:19.023 Ha! 01:18:21.114 --> 01:18:23.320 Okay. I get it. Is that your trademark? 01:18:26.911 --> 01:18:30.078 - I'm pregnant again. - Wow. 01:18:32.250 --> 01:18:34.124 I think we're both glowing. 01:18:37.714 --> 01:18:39.172 Do another toast, Dad. 01:18:41.175 --> 01:18:42.634 Okay, uh... 01:18:50.727 --> 01:18:54.261 They say all foxes are slightly allergic to linoleum. 01:18:54.397 --> 01:18:56.722 But it's cool to the paw. Try it. 01:18:59.777 --> 01:19:02.731 They say my tail needs to be dry-cleaned twice a month. 01:19:03.197 --> 01:19:04.526 But now it's fully detachable. 01:19:04.657 --> 01:19:05.653 See? 01:19:06.701 --> 01:19:11.446 They say our tree may never grow back. But one day something will. 01:19:13.124 --> 01:19:15.580 These crackles are made of synthetic goose 01:19:15.710 --> 01:19:18.035 and these giblets come from artificial squab. 01:19:18.171 --> 01:19:21.871 Even these apples look fake. But at least they've got stars on them. 01:19:23.551 --> 01:19:27.679 My point is, we'll eat tonight, and we'll eat together. 01:19:27.805 --> 01:19:31.091 And even in this not particularly flattering light, 01:19:32.060 --> 01:19:36.768 you are without a doubt the 51/2 most wonderful wild animals 01:19:36.898 --> 01:19:39.104 I've ever met in my life. 01:19:40.401 --> 01:19:42.109 So let's raise our boxes. 01:19:45.281 --> 01:19:48.116 To our survival. 01:19:54.749 --> 01:19:56.160 How was that? 01:19:56.417 --> 01:19:57.448 Mmm. 01:19:57.585 --> 01:19:59.412 That was a good toast. 01:19:59.436 --> 01:20:19.436 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.