WEBVTT 00:00:00.050 --> 00:00:30.050 ..:: Presented by ZarFilm website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:01:45.541 --> 00:01:47.915 Well, what do you think? 00:01:49.041 --> 00:01:50.999 Jesus Christ! 00:01:51.958 --> 00:01:54.957 I fucking told you these movies would be shit, 00:01:55.083 --> 00:01:57.165 and they are pure shit, literally. 00:01:57.291 --> 00:01:58.957 They stink. 00:02:01.458 --> 00:02:06.832 I can tell you why you insisted to show me this trash, you vain dumb-ass. 00:02:06.958 --> 00:02:09.165 Shave offyour stupid brush 00:02:09.291 --> 00:02:11.915 and you'll look precisely like this retarded pervert. 00:02:12.041 --> 00:02:15.540 - (CLIP) - Ouch! Are we fucking done? 00:02:16.291 --> 00:02:19.415 I kinda like these movies. Everyone's talking about them. 00:02:20.500 --> 00:02:23.874 Bill doesn't like when things are more insane than he is. 00:02:28.916 --> 00:02:30.582 Watch it, Tits! 00:02:35.166 --> 00:02:40.540 Having the privilege to fuck and suck me dry 00:02:40.666 --> 00:02:43.124 still doesn't give a woman... 00:02:43.250 --> 00:02:44.415 (SNIFFS) 00:02:44.541 --> 00:02:46.749 ..the right to an opinion. 00:02:46.875 --> 00:02:51.749 - Sir, I'm sorry. It was just a joke. - Shut your pussy mouth. 00:02:52.875 --> 00:02:56.124 And go answer my fucking mail. 00:02:58.000 --> 00:02:59.999 (SNIFFS) 00:03:04.125 --> 00:03:06.124 Why do you look so damn pleased? 00:03:06.250 --> 00:03:10.082 Well, sir, I think I found the solution to all our problems. 00:03:10.208 --> 00:03:12.332 (PHONE RINGS) 00:03:15.500 --> 00:03:17.332 - What? - MAN: 'Mr Boss. 00:03:17.458 --> 00:03:19.874 'We've got a Code 6 in Block 4.' 00:03:23.041 --> 00:03:24.915 Not again. 00:03:25.041 --> 00:03:26.665 Damn it! 00:03:32.666 --> 00:03:35.207 Sir, our prison, relatively, 00:03:35.333 --> 00:03:38.832 has the highest personnel turnover, violence rates, 00:03:38.958 --> 00:03:43.915 legal and medical costs, than any other institution in the US correctional system. 00:03:44.041 --> 00:03:47.665 Things'll have to change fast or Governor Hughes will replace us. 00:03:47.791 --> 00:03:51.124 Huh. Over my dead body. 00:03:51.250 --> 00:03:53.249 (PRINONERS SHOUTING) 00:03:54.583 --> 00:03:56.665 Get a load of Billy Boss. 00:03:56.791 --> 00:04:00.207 You think you're the fucking Lone Ranger? 00:04:01.416 --> 00:04:03.790 I'm no Kemo fucking Sabe, bitch! 00:04:06.708 --> 00:04:09.665 Please, sir? I think I have a solution. 00:04:13.291 --> 00:04:15.207 (BUZZER) 00:04:21.458 --> 00:04:23.499 PRISONERS: Scheiss! Nazi! 00:04:31.333 --> 00:04:33.499 I'm gonna rape you... 00:04:33.625 --> 00:04:35.457 ..to fucking death! 00:04:37.375 --> 00:04:41.124 And it scares you. I can see it. 00:04:42.291 --> 00:04:43.790 You motherfucker. 00:04:45.125 --> 00:04:48.832 - What's his number? - Prisoner 297, sir. 00:04:55.500 --> 00:04:57.499 Make a note. 00:04:58.500 --> 00:05:02.832 I'll treat this walking skin cancer later on. 00:05:02.958 --> 00:05:04.332 (CHUCKLES) 00:05:04.458 --> 00:05:05.499 (BLOWS KISS) 00:05:10.083 --> 00:05:11.249 (BUZZER) 00:05:13.166 --> 00:05:15.457 (SCREAMING) 00:05:20.916 --> 00:05:22.957 MAN: Stop moving! 00:05:24.458 --> 00:05:28.415 - Which cocksucker did this? - Hold his arm down, goddamn it! 00:05:28.541 --> 00:05:30.082 178, sir. 00:05:33.250 --> 00:05:36.124 By the way, doc, I need my physical check-up. 00:05:36.250 --> 00:05:39.290 - See you in an hour at your office. - Sir... 00:05:39.416 --> 00:05:42.957 Did you hear me? 00:05:43.083 --> 00:05:44.415 Yes, sir! 00:05:50.083 --> 00:05:53.415 Fuck you! Fuck you! 00:05:54.291 --> 00:05:55.790 Look. 00:05:59.291 --> 00:06:02.624 Death-rape will be your destiny. 00:06:02.750 --> 00:06:06.832 What's the ape-nigger's masturbation arm? 00:06:08.458 --> 00:06:10.582 He's right-handed, sir. 00:06:10.708 --> 00:06:12.624 PRISONER: Goddamn you! 00:06:17.625 --> 00:06:19.957 Turn him around, belly down. 00:06:32.250 --> 00:06:34.082 (GROANS) 00:06:35.750 --> 00:06:38.415 (SCREAMS) 00:06:38.541 --> 00:06:42.957 - You want more? - Please, sir, no more! 00:06:44.125 --> 00:06:47.124 Think ofthe medical expenses. 00:06:48.208 --> 00:06:51.665 When your little monkey bones are healed, 00:06:51.791 --> 00:06:57.082 I'll come by for a follow-up. 00:06:57.208 --> 00:06:59.374 (SCREAMING) 00:07:01.000 --> 00:07:03.165 (DOOR BUZZER) 00:07:03.291 --> 00:07:05.499 PRISONER: Goddamn! 00:07:11.916 --> 00:07:14.665 Oh, fuck! 00:07:18.000 --> 00:07:21.707 I'm gonna kill you! You wait! 00:07:21.833 --> 00:07:25.665 - (CHANTING) Death-rape! - You want to rape me to death? 00:07:25.791 --> 00:07:30.124 - Death-rape! Death-rape! Death-rape! - Come on! 00:07:30.250 --> 00:07:32.624 Motherfuckers! 00:07:34.041 --> 00:07:38.790 - Death-rape! Death-rape! Death-rape! - On your knees! 00:07:41.291 --> 00:07:43.540 I want respect! 00:07:45.375 --> 00:07:48.665 I deserve respect! 00:07:50.458 --> 00:07:58.124 Respect! 00:07:58.250 --> 00:08:00.540 (GUN CLICKS EMPTY) 00:08:31.416 --> 00:08:33.374 (SIGHS) 00:08:33.500 --> 00:08:35.332 (SOBBING) 00:08:39.916 --> 00:08:42.124 Oh, God! 00:08:51.333 --> 00:08:52.915 (DOOR SLAMS) 00:09:11.375 --> 00:09:12.874 (BEEPING) 00:09:13.000 --> 00:09:14.332 Ow! 00:09:20.000 --> 00:09:24.415 160 to 120! 00:09:26.083 --> 00:09:27.249 Ha! 00:09:27.375 --> 00:09:31.624 - Sweet bleeding Jesus! - Listen, Bill, my plan... 00:09:31.750 --> 00:09:33.582 Shut the fuck up! 00:09:33.708 --> 00:09:38.707 - I need to relax for a few minutes. - How can you relax with such problems? 00:09:38.833 --> 00:09:41.165 - I believe... - I believe... 00:09:42.750 --> 00:09:46.415 ..in bringing back mediaeval torture methods. 00:09:47.875 --> 00:09:50.832 Reverse hanging. 00:09:50.958 --> 00:09:53.374 Spanish boots. 00:09:54.041 --> 00:09:56.707 And the good old rack. 00:09:56.833 --> 00:10:01.332 Statistics show that the system, as it is now, just doesn't function. 00:10:01.458 --> 00:10:03.790 Poisonous spiders... 00:10:05.500 --> 00:10:09.499 ..for prisoners with arachnophobia. 00:10:09.625 --> 00:10:14.665 Massive force-feeding with raw slaughterhouse wastes of pork 00:10:14.791 --> 00:10:16.915 for Muslims and Jews! 00:10:17.041 --> 00:10:22.040 Beat them crippled with their Torahs, Qurans or Bibles! 00:10:22.166 --> 00:10:25.457 More than $50 billion a year are spent on corrections, 00:10:25.583 --> 00:10:27.915 yet more than four in ten offenders, nationwide, 00:10:28.041 --> 00:10:30.290 return to prison within three years oftheir release. 00:10:30.416 --> 00:10:33.207 Eyes for eyes. 00:10:33.333 --> 00:10:34.832 (CACKLES) 00:10:35.833 --> 00:10:36.874 Uh! 00:10:37.000 --> 00:10:39.249 Teeth for teeth! 00:10:39.375 --> 00:10:41.415 Times hundred! 00:10:42.500 --> 00:10:48.207 A prison should be a real deterrent, not a goddamn nursing home. 00:10:48.333 --> 00:10:52.582 I agree, but mediaeval torture ain't gonna be the answer. 00:10:52.708 --> 00:10:55.415 Something else will. 00:10:55.541 --> 00:10:57.665 - That's why... - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 00:10:59.750 --> 00:11:03.040 Mr Boss, I have a special delivery for you. 00:11:03.166 --> 00:11:08.415 Don't bother me, Tits. Goddamn it! I have to think. 00:11:09.541 --> 00:11:11.582 Sorry, sir. 00:11:15.375 --> 00:11:17.665 No! Wait. 00:11:17.791 --> 00:11:19.790 Give it to me. 00:11:19.916 --> 00:11:23.999 Your rolling ass cheeks tell me what it must be. 00:11:24.833 --> 00:11:29.665 By the way, I need my ball sack emptied before lunch! 00:11:47.375 --> 00:11:50.749 - Holy shit! - What is that? 00:11:50.875 --> 00:11:58.457 Tribe leaders in Africa chew them for unbelievable strength. 00:11:58.583 --> 00:12:00.582 Yeah, but what exactly is it? 00:12:06.833 --> 00:12:09.124 - Dried clitorises. - What? 00:12:09.250 --> 00:12:12.624 - Clitorises! - (PHONE RINGS) 00:12:12.750 --> 00:12:15.249 - What? - MAN: 'We are coming.' 00:12:15.375 --> 00:12:18.665 - What? - 'We're coming to your office, bitch.' 00:12:18.791 --> 00:12:21.749 - Who's this? - 'You don't know who I am? 00:12:21.875 --> 00:12:28.707 'Your death squad coming to rape you to pieces, you fucking white trash!' 00:12:28.833 --> 00:12:32.707 - Get me a guard on the line this instant! - Something wrong? 00:12:38.208 --> 00:12:41.040 - They're coming. - Who's coming? 00:12:41.166 --> 00:12:43.249 It's a Code 8. 00:12:43.958 --> 00:12:45.290 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 00:12:45.833 --> 00:12:47.707 What's going on? 00:12:47.833 --> 00:12:49.874 - Fuck off! - Hey! 00:12:55.583 --> 00:12:58.082 This time, 00:12:58.208 --> 00:12:59.999 it's real, jerk! 00:13:01.166 --> 00:13:02.915 Really real! 00:13:04.458 --> 00:13:06.582 Oh, no, not again. 00:13:12.916 --> 00:13:14.540 (RINGING) 00:13:15.500 --> 00:13:17.457 'Yes, sir?' 00:13:17.583 --> 00:13:20.290 - What's going on? - 'Sorry, Mr Butler. 00:13:20.416 --> 00:13:24.665 '346 must've used his monthly family phone call to call Mr Boss. 00:13:24.791 --> 00:13:26.999 'Won't happen again.' 00:13:30.375 --> 00:13:32.207 False alarm. 00:13:36.625 --> 00:13:38.499 (BANGING ON DOOR) 00:13:41.541 --> 00:13:43.457 (FRANTIC KNOCKING) 00:13:48.000 --> 00:13:49.332 (KNOCKING) 00:13:49.458 --> 00:13:52.249 Why didn't you let me in? What's going on? 00:13:55.291 --> 00:14:00.332 This goddamn heat is driving me insane. 00:14:00.458 --> 00:14:03.957 Sir, Dr Jones called about your physical. 00:14:04.083 --> 00:14:06.415 Whoever did this is... 00:14:15.083 --> 00:14:20.665 ..fucked! 00:14:21.500 --> 00:14:23.332 (BUZZER) 00:14:25.416 --> 00:14:28.124 DOCTOR: Your heart is racing. Have you been under a lot of stress? 00:14:28.250 --> 00:14:30.665 Stress for pussies! 00:14:32.250 --> 00:14:34.332 I also hear a heart murmur. 00:14:37.833 --> 00:14:44.165 Listen, I'm not fucking paying you to give me bad news. 00:14:46.625 --> 00:14:51.124 I would like to draw some blood and do an EKG as well. 00:14:54.416 --> 00:14:59.040 I demand some fucking good news. 00:15:02.083 --> 00:15:04.332 Or your ass will be fired. 00:15:04.458 --> 00:15:06.332 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 00:15:11.583 --> 00:15:13.874 There's nothing wrong with me, right? 00:15:14.875 --> 00:15:16.915 You're in perfect health, sir. 00:15:19.500 --> 00:15:21.082 Great. 00:15:21.208 --> 00:15:23.207 I knew that. 00:15:26.041 --> 00:15:27.999 Back to work! 00:15:32.291 --> 00:15:34.082 (MOANING) 00:15:40.208 --> 00:15:43.707 Billy Boss, good thing you joined the party! 00:15:45.916 --> 00:15:50.665 Already regret your little phone action, Tonto? 00:15:55.416 --> 00:15:57.957 I'd scalp you ifyou had any fucking hair! 00:15:59.041 --> 00:16:00.332 Fuck! 00:16:04.083 --> 00:16:05.957 (SPEAKS NATIVE AMERICAN LANGUAGE) 00:16:17.750 --> 00:16:20.582 - What is this? - Water, sir. 00:16:34.625 --> 00:16:39.499 I said boiling water! 00:16:43.041 --> 00:16:46.499 - Fuck-face! - Get some teabags with that! 00:16:46.625 --> 00:16:48.707 Earl Grey! Hahaha! 00:16:49.500 --> 00:16:53.457 Please, sir. Just think ofthe outrageous medical costs. 00:16:53.583 --> 00:16:56.290 It's ourjobs on the line here. 00:16:59.083 --> 00:17:03.957 Sir, Governor Hughes will be arriving in 20 minutes. 00:17:04.833 --> 00:17:07.540 What? Today? 00:17:08.208 --> 00:17:11.790 I thought that lobby-whore was coming on Thursday. 00:17:11.916 --> 00:17:15.957 - Sorry. It's in the agenda for today. - Shit! 00:17:16.083 --> 00:17:19.790 Try to make him touch your ass 00:17:19.916 --> 00:17:25.290 so we can sue his ass for sexual harassment. 00:17:27.458 --> 00:17:29.040 I will, sir. 00:17:29.166 --> 00:17:31.790 Will you be attending the execution tonight? 00:17:32.708 --> 00:17:34.624 You fucking know. 00:17:35.916 --> 00:17:42.790 I never go to these... wellness-executions by injections. 00:17:42.916 --> 00:17:48.707 Sister Dwight will attend the feel-good penalty. 00:17:52.416 --> 00:17:54.457 Get me outta here! 00:17:54.583 --> 00:17:58.624 Shut up, you timber-nigger! 00:18:04.583 --> 00:18:06.207 Ah! 00:18:07.916 --> 00:18:10.374 Guantanamo style! 00:18:10.500 --> 00:18:13.832 XXL. 00:18:15.666 --> 00:18:17.290 Fuck you, you Nazi! 00:18:17.416 --> 00:18:21.624 Boiling waterboarding! 00:18:22.958 --> 00:18:24.290 By Bill Boss. 00:18:32.666 --> 00:18:34.707 Eyes for eyes. 00:18:34.833 --> 00:18:41.707 (SCREAMING) 00:18:45.875 --> 00:18:49.499 Teeth for teeth. 00:18:57.208 --> 00:18:59.082 Yeah! 00:18:59.208 --> 00:19:01.290 (SCREAMING) 00:19:03.125 --> 00:19:04.832 Times... 00:19:06.541 --> 00:19:08.249 ..hundred. 00:19:08.375 --> 00:19:10.124 (SCREAMING) 00:19:29.208 --> 00:19:33.540 You've lost your soul, William Boss. 00:19:33.666 --> 00:19:35.415 (GURGLING) 00:19:56.083 --> 00:19:58.540 Oh, excuse me, sir. 00:19:58.666 --> 00:20:00.124 I was... 00:20:23.291 --> 00:20:28.665 May I offer you a top-of-the-line Dominican cigar, Governor? 00:20:29.375 --> 00:20:30.957 Hm. 00:20:31.083 --> 00:20:34.540 I only smoke Cuban cigars, 00:20:34.666 --> 00:20:36.624 the world's best. 00:20:40.166 --> 00:20:45.082 You are a native-born citizen 00:20:45.208 --> 00:20:49.582 ofthe glorious United States of America. 00:20:51.208 --> 00:20:53.749 The greatest nation on Earth. 00:20:53.875 --> 00:21:02.540 And you're not ashamed to smoke communistic cigars from Cuba? 00:21:02.666 --> 00:21:08.582 I'm only a German American from Schweinfurt, 00:21:08.708 --> 00:21:15.165 but I feel deeply ashamed for you, sir. 00:21:23.708 --> 00:21:25.540 I apologise. 00:21:26.583 --> 00:21:30.624 The heat...is driving me crazy. 00:21:30.750 --> 00:21:32.249 Right. 00:21:32.375 --> 00:21:34.124 The heat. 00:21:35.791 --> 00:21:40.540 I guess it's your...depressing statistics. 00:21:40.666 --> 00:21:45.040 Statistics are Mr Butler's department. 00:21:48.166 --> 00:21:51.332 Er...I know things aren't going so well. 00:21:51.458 --> 00:21:55.915 We are running costs inefficiently. 00:21:56.041 --> 00:21:57.957 That's true. 00:21:59.541 --> 00:22:01.624 I'm afraid... 00:22:02.458 --> 00:22:06.249 ..I have to fire poor Mr Butler. 00:22:06.375 --> 00:22:11.457 Poor Mr Butler, your accountant, has nothing to do with it. 00:22:13.416 --> 00:22:17.749 Answering violence with violence is not the way of a real leader. 00:22:17.875 --> 00:22:20.415 You, Bill, are no boss. 00:22:21.583 --> 00:22:23.999 You have managed one thing, however. 00:22:25.875 --> 00:22:29.832 To damage me in an election year. 00:22:31.750 --> 00:22:34.290 I'll return in two weeks. 00:22:34.416 --> 00:22:38.832 When I return, I want changes. 00:22:38.958 --> 00:22:41.415 And if I don't get them... 00:22:42.916 --> 00:22:46.540 ..I will replace you and your accountant. 00:22:47.583 --> 00:22:49.707 Understood? 00:22:55.875 --> 00:22:58.249 Very well, sir. Sure thing. 00:23:01.708 --> 00:23:03.749 No problem, sir. 00:23:07.375 --> 00:23:11.707 Fuck... 00:23:11.833 --> 00:23:13.999 Fuck you! 00:23:15.958 --> 00:23:19.082 Fuck yourself! 00:23:20.416 --> 00:23:26.374 You imbecile communist zombie cunt! 00:23:27.666 --> 00:23:30.957 Nobody insults me like that! 00:23:31.958 --> 00:23:35.999 I'll stuffyour baggy homosexual shithole 00:23:36.125 --> 00:23:39.665 with Cuban cigars up to your throat! 00:23:40.750 --> 00:23:44.290 Don't mess with Bill Boss! 00:23:44.416 --> 00:23:49.540 - I did everything I could, I swear. - Please, boss, listen to my idea... 00:23:49.666 --> 00:23:52.040 Shut the fuck up! 00:23:53.833 --> 00:23:58.957 Fuck the sissy psychological... 00:23:59.083 --> 00:24:01.999 ..leadership bullshit! 00:24:03.666 --> 00:24:09.165 My leadership balls are atom bombs! 00:24:09.291 --> 00:24:13.832 100 megatons each! 00:24:22.333 --> 00:24:25.207 I'll teach him leadership. 00:24:25.333 --> 00:24:32.082 I'll do what I wanted to do since ages. 00:24:32.208 --> 00:24:35.790 Castrate them all! 00:24:36.625 --> 00:24:39.207 No! It won't work! 00:24:39.791 --> 00:24:41.749 Besides, it's permanent. 00:24:41.875 --> 00:24:45.582 Send the cockroaches to the yard. 00:24:45.708 --> 00:24:50.332 But it's 120 degrees outside. That's irresponsible. 00:24:50.458 --> 00:24:52.624 Great! 00:24:54.125 --> 00:24:59.749 Let the pork roast. 00:25:04.625 --> 00:25:06.499 (SPEAKS ARABIC) 00:25:13.041 --> 00:25:15.624 - BOSS ON TANNOY: 'Good morning, pigs.' - PRISONER: Fuck you! 00:25:15.750 --> 00:25:18.957 'Good to smell your acid stink again. 00:25:19.083 --> 00:25:22.624 'A prison is like a swine farm.' 00:25:22.750 --> 00:25:29.582 - Death-rape! Death-rape! - 'I'm your almighty lord and swineherd. 00:25:29.708 --> 00:25:33.249 'My grandfather owned a big one in Germany. 00:25:33.375 --> 00:25:37.207 'He castrated thousands of pigs. 00:25:37.333 --> 00:25:39.082 'Why? 00:25:39.208 --> 00:25:42.790 'Because they had too much testosterone. 00:25:42.916 --> 00:25:46.457 'That's what makes them so aggressive. 00:25:46.583 --> 00:25:51.707 'You might wonder why I'm telling you this touching little story. 00:25:51.833 --> 00:25:55.749 'One ofyou lucky cocksuckers will have the privilege 00:25:55.875 --> 00:25:58.790 'to experience first as a prototype 00:25:58.916 --> 00:26:04.874 'the transformation into a cissy eunuch. 00:26:06.375 --> 00:26:09.290 - 'Castration... - (CHANTING STOPS) 00:26:09.416 --> 00:26:13.332 ..'will return all ofyou back into society 00:26:13.458 --> 00:26:18.915 'as sweet, harmless, submissive pussy schnitzels. 00:26:20.125 --> 00:26:22.332 'And the winner is... 00:26:24.375 --> 00:26:28.457 ..'our awesome tattoo wasp! 00:26:28.583 --> 00:26:34.124 'Sister prisoner 297. Congrats! 00:26:34.250 --> 00:26:38.457 'Take him to the special cell. 00:26:41.583 --> 00:26:44.165 'Enjoy your sunbath.' 00:26:45.208 --> 00:26:47.832 Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! 00:26:50.041 --> 00:26:51.790 Yeah! Yeah, yeah! 00:26:59.708 --> 00:27:02.582 Hey, Warden. I like my men bald. 00:27:02.708 --> 00:27:05.999 I think it's sexy. Why don't you come over here and suck my dick? 00:27:22.541 --> 00:27:24.415 No worries. 00:27:25.583 --> 00:27:30.207 As a child... I've seen it 100 times. 00:27:30.333 --> 00:27:32.249 Trust me. 00:27:45.125 --> 00:27:47.540 Turn him around. 00:27:49.125 --> 00:27:51.749 Facing the wall. 00:27:56.750 --> 00:27:58.707 (YAWNS) 00:28:04.708 --> 00:28:08.499 Oh, no! Please don't! 00:28:39.708 --> 00:28:41.665 You bitch! 00:28:56.791 --> 00:29:00.957 Bring these little fuckers to the cook. 00:29:01.083 --> 00:29:03.749 I want them medium rare... 00:29:04.625 --> 00:29:06.582 ..for lunch. 00:29:11.416 --> 00:29:14.332 Mmm... 00:29:20.541 --> 00:29:23.332 (ROARS) 00:29:24.875 --> 00:29:27.040 Have him stitched up! 00:29:27.166 --> 00:29:29.415 Ha-ha! 00:29:30.291 --> 00:29:36.124 Yeah! 00:29:42.041 --> 00:29:44.415 (BOSS GROANING) 00:29:44.541 --> 00:29:46.415 (SLURPING) 00:29:48.083 --> 00:29:49.957 (GROANING) 00:29:54.708 --> 00:29:56.624 Ahhh. 00:29:58.833 --> 00:30:00.207 Uh... 00:30:03.416 --> 00:30:05.290 I'm sorry, sir. 00:30:06.250 --> 00:30:08.332 I can't do it with Dwight in the room. 00:30:10.833 --> 00:30:14.332 Go ahead, for Christ's sake! 00:30:17.666 --> 00:30:18.957 Dwight! 00:30:19.833 --> 00:30:21.790 It's my pet! 00:30:26.583 --> 00:30:28.124 Uh! 00:30:28.250 --> 00:30:30.915 Uh! Whoa! 00:30:31.041 --> 00:30:34.082 Good! Oh! Yeah! 00:30:34.208 --> 00:30:35.540 Yeah! 00:30:55.958 --> 00:30:57.707 Ooh! 00:30:57.833 --> 00:31:00.207 (CRIES OUT) 00:31:04.875 --> 00:31:07.332 O-o-oh! 00:31:07.458 --> 00:31:09.415 A-ah! 00:31:15.666 --> 00:31:17.290 C'mon. 00:31:17.416 --> 00:31:19.665 Swallow it! 00:31:19.791 --> 00:31:24.624 I didn't get your asshole of a father out of prison for nothing! 00:31:24.750 --> 00:31:28.957 Swallow it, bitch! Swallow up! Goddamn it! 00:31:39.833 --> 00:31:41.665 (GROANS) 00:31:50.666 --> 00:31:53.207 Sir, could I please have a candy for the taste? 00:31:53.333 --> 00:31:55.665 - Help yourself. - Daisy, don't! 00:31:55.791 --> 00:31:57.707 Shut up! 00:32:02.375 --> 00:32:05.582 Gross! This is salty. 00:32:06.541 --> 00:32:09.124 Back to work, office slut. 00:32:10.708 --> 00:32:13.290 Where's my lunch? I'm fucking hungry. 00:32:16.750 --> 00:32:19.207 Ah! 00:32:29.041 --> 00:32:32.040 Here's your lunch, Mr Boss. 00:32:32.166 --> 00:32:33.540 (SNIFFS) 00:32:33.666 --> 00:32:36.540 Mm. Energy food. 00:32:36.666 --> 00:32:39.082 (SIGHS) 00:32:52.250 --> 00:32:54.249 (WHIRRING) 00:32:54.375 --> 00:32:56.832 Daddy, I promise you nothing's wrong. 00:32:56.958 --> 00:32:59.874 No, I've just been so busy. 00:33:06.375 --> 00:33:09.290 Gesegnete Mahlzeit. 00:33:09.416 --> 00:33:13.249 I did talk to him about the hours. He said that it's going to get better. 00:33:25.708 --> 00:33:27.290 (SPLUTTERS) 00:33:35.333 --> 00:33:37.707 Look... 00:33:37.833 --> 00:33:40.582 We are positively in the papers. 00:33:41.916 --> 00:33:44.957 "Craig Sinner executed 00:33:45.083 --> 00:33:50.249 "in George HW Bush State Prison at 1am." 00:33:50.375 --> 00:33:52.457 Did you get off last night? 00:33:52.583 --> 00:33:56.290 Well, he called for Satan before he died. 00:33:56.416 --> 00:34:03.290 Putting the cockroach gently to sleep with a cissy needle. 00:34:05.750 --> 00:34:10.124 Is that the way he killed the kid? 00:34:12.666 --> 00:34:14.707 No! 00:34:16.208 --> 00:34:22.540 Torture-castration will be the final solution. 00:34:22.666 --> 00:34:25.040 No, it won't! 00:34:28.375 --> 00:34:33.374 Why is this shit on my desk? 00:34:33.500 --> 00:34:38.665 Please, please, please, Bill, will you just listen to my idea? 00:34:39.625 --> 00:34:43.290 - Not when I'm eating my health food. - (PHONE RINGS) 00:34:44.625 --> 00:34:48.874 - What? - 'Sir, prisoner 297's about to wake up.' 00:34:56.333 --> 00:35:00.290 The moment oftruth. 00:35:02.250 --> 00:35:04.415 You white fuck! 00:35:09.583 --> 00:35:12.832 (SCREAMING) 00:35:15.750 --> 00:35:17.957 Crimson red. 00:35:18.083 --> 00:35:20.290 Thoroughbred. 00:35:20.416 --> 00:35:24.415 I'm still a red man, you fucker! You white fuck! 00:35:24.541 --> 00:35:28.374 When I'm walking free, I'm gonna stab in your eyes! 00:35:31.333 --> 00:35:34.415 Time for the follow-up, as I promised. 00:35:36.625 --> 00:35:39.040 - (CRACKS) - Aaaagh! 00:35:39.166 --> 00:35:41.665 (SOBBING) You...! 00:35:49.375 --> 00:35:54.624 (YELLS IN HEBREW) 00:36:08.750 --> 00:36:11.374 Well, he's still a bit weak from the incident, 00:36:11.500 --> 00:36:13.957 but we've given him some morphine to manage the pain. 00:36:14.083 --> 00:36:18.540 - I personally castrated him. - Yes, we all are aware. 00:36:18.666 --> 00:36:24.249 And tomorrow, we'll start a fucking mass castration, doing them all. 00:36:32.791 --> 00:36:35.499 Thanks, doc, for fixing everything. 00:36:35.625 --> 00:36:41.499 I owe Mr Boss. This is the only hospital that'll let me work without my licence. 00:36:41.625 --> 00:36:45.749 You'd better believe it. Glad you appreciate it. 00:36:59.208 --> 00:37:01.249 Hey, man. 00:37:03.500 --> 00:37:09.332 How do you feel? Feel submissive, even thankful, I bet. 00:37:11.958 --> 00:37:13.165 Agh! 00:37:13.291 --> 00:37:18.582 You took them. That's OK. I don't need them. 00:37:20.000 --> 00:37:23.499 When I get loose, I'm gonna find some barbed wire. 00:37:24.541 --> 00:37:27.790 And I'm gonna fuck you in the ass with it. 00:37:27.916 --> 00:37:33.332 And then I'm gonna dig up your German Nazi parents and fucking rape them, too. 00:37:35.625 --> 00:37:37.540 Siegheil, motherfucker! 00:37:40.250 --> 00:37:42.624 See? I told you it wouldn't work. 00:37:42.750 --> 00:37:47.374 Shut your filthy mouth! 00:38:14.333 --> 00:38:15.665 (COUGHS) 00:38:19.916 --> 00:38:21.999 I'm not getting a heartbeat. 00:38:22.125 --> 00:38:25.665 - Resuscitate him, quickly! - Can I have the crash cart over here? 00:38:28.333 --> 00:38:30.082 All right. Charging. 00:38:31.375 --> 00:38:34.707 Everybody clear? Shocking now. 00:38:40.833 --> 00:38:42.374 Charging. 00:38:42.500 --> 00:38:43.707 Shocking now. 00:38:46.083 --> 00:38:47.999 (PRISONER GASPS) 00:38:49.958 --> 00:38:52.749 I'll kill this creature twice! 00:39:34.458 --> 00:39:37.790 I do not accept this heat. 00:39:46.125 --> 00:39:48.249 I want you to watch these. 00:39:50.208 --> 00:39:53.082 Oh, I've seen those. They're really good. 00:40:02.375 --> 00:40:04.415 (SOBBING) 00:40:39.750 --> 00:40:41.582 Where you been? 00:41:05.041 --> 00:41:10.165 I'm gonna shoot all the malignant cocksuckers. 00:41:10.291 --> 00:41:12.290 Then you. 00:41:13.166 --> 00:41:15.165 And then myself. 00:41:15.291 --> 00:41:19.749 What's the goddamn point of living 00:41:19.875 --> 00:41:25.165 when even the castration programme doesn't work 00:41:25.291 --> 00:41:27.790 and I get fired? 00:41:29.916 --> 00:41:31.624 Seriously? 00:41:31.750 --> 00:41:34.499 It's also my job and my life on the line! 00:41:34.625 --> 00:41:41.415 How dare you, you ugly piece of mutant shit? 00:41:41.541 --> 00:41:43.957 Talking to me like that! 00:41:44.083 --> 00:41:47.124 I have been tryin' to tell you for days now. 00:41:47.250 --> 00:41:49.999 I have the answer to all our problems. 00:41:51.291 --> 00:41:54.249 We've got to make a human centipede of our prisoners, 00:41:54.375 --> 00:41:57.999 sewn ass-to-mouth, sharing one digestive system. 00:41:58.833 --> 00:42:04.249 No more prison fights. No more assaults on guards. No more disrespect. 00:42:04.375 --> 00:42:08.540 They will literally be on their knees, begging for your mercy. 00:42:08.666 --> 00:42:13.665 And it's the ultimate deterrent for those considering a career in crime. 00:42:13.791 --> 00:42:15.374 It's brilliant! 00:42:15.500 --> 00:42:18.415 We don't gotta deal with their shit no more. 00:42:18.541 --> 00:42:20.540 They just gotta deal with each other's. 00:42:20.666 --> 00:42:22.082 What? 00:42:24.250 --> 00:42:27.749 That B-movie shit? 00:42:31.375 --> 00:42:34.624 - Impossible! - No. It is possible. 00:42:34.750 --> 00:42:40.374 That's why I let Daisy make an appointment with Mr Tom Six, creator ofthese films. 00:42:40.500 --> 00:42:44.374 He claims that it's 100 percent medically accurate. 00:42:45.375 --> 00:42:52.040 The man is still in his potty stage, a poop-infatuated toddler. 00:42:52.166 --> 00:42:57.874 You call him now and tell him I don't speak with a stupid filmmaker 00:42:58.000 --> 00:43:00.374 about his poop fetish! 00:43:00.500 --> 00:43:03.124 Fine, then! We'll get fired! 00:43:03.250 --> 00:43:07.499 You are fired! 00:43:07.625 --> 00:43:09.790 Right now! 00:43:09.916 --> 00:43:13.499 You know, Bill Boss, I used to look up to you. 00:43:13.625 --> 00:43:16.540 I used to idol-worship you. 00:43:16.666 --> 00:43:18.790 I worked ten years for you 00:43:18.916 --> 00:43:22.457 and I grew this stupid moustache to look like you. 00:43:23.333 --> 00:43:29.415 But I know what you are. You're a sadistic, vile asshole. 00:43:29.541 --> 00:43:32.207 Get out of my face, 00:43:32.333 --> 00:43:37.082 you malignant midget. 00:44:15.375 --> 00:44:21.082 I just saved your fucking life! 00:44:29.208 --> 00:44:40.332 Bleugh! 00:44:43.333 --> 00:44:45.457 (GROANS) 00:44:45.583 --> 00:44:47.290 Aagh. 00:44:48.333 --> 00:44:51.790 I...hate... 00:44:51.916 --> 00:44:56.457 human beings! 00:45:04.625 --> 00:45:06.915 (GLASS SMASHES) 00:45:38.916 --> 00:45:42.540 Black, chicken, slave niggers! 00:45:43.875 --> 00:45:48.832 Mother-fisting, baby-raping Mexican lowlifes! 00:45:49.666 --> 00:45:55.582 Me cago en la madre que te parió. 00:45:56.500 --> 00:46:01.957 Circumcised, ugly, Jewish goat-fuckers! 00:46:02.083 --> 00:46:06.707 Pubic-hair-bearded Islamic halal pigs! 00:46:06.833 --> 00:46:11.790 Jesus-fucking, bleached-assholed, 00:46:11.916 --> 00:46:15.915 impotent, yellow-faced, 00:46:16.041 --> 00:46:19.374 narrow-eyed coons! 00:46:19.500 --> 00:46:21.790 (ELECTRONIC FEEDBACK) 00:47:08.875 --> 00:47:11.082 Guards? 00:47:23.208 --> 00:47:24.999 Dwight! 00:47:26.916 --> 00:47:29.832 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 00:47:29.958 --> 00:47:34.290 How have you all got out ofyour cells? 00:47:34.416 --> 00:47:37.415 Go back to your cells immediately. 00:47:40.166 --> 00:47:43.374 I-I only follow orders. 00:47:44.916 --> 00:47:47.707 I just try and do my job. 00:47:47.833 --> 00:47:51.999 Please forgive me and let me go. 00:47:54.625 --> 00:47:57.624 I'll pardon all ofyou. 00:47:58.500 --> 00:48:00.415 No! 00:48:01.416 --> 00:48:04.374 I just let you go. 00:48:04.500 --> 00:48:07.040 Immediately. You can go. 00:48:08.333 --> 00:48:12.582 Go! 00:48:12.708 --> 00:48:14.665 See your fucking... 00:48:16.833 --> 00:48:19.665 See your loved ones. 00:48:20.333 --> 00:48:23.624 I have a heart problem. 00:48:24.458 --> 00:48:27.457 And diabetes mellitus. 00:48:28.625 --> 00:48:36.915 Under stress, I could get a severe attack that would kill me. 00:48:37.041 --> 00:48:38.332 Aagh! 00:48:40.541 --> 00:48:42.290 My heart! 00:48:44.000 --> 00:48:46.624 (GROANS) 00:48:49.958 --> 00:48:52.540 Today is your day to be fucked, 00:48:52.666 --> 00:48:54.749 like the rest of us. 00:48:54.875 --> 00:48:58.040 I'm not gonna do you in your stinking ass. 00:48:58.833 --> 00:49:02.249 I'm gonna cut you a fresh hole in your soft kidney tissue. 00:49:04.000 --> 00:49:05.874 Belly down! 00:49:06.750 --> 00:49:09.040 (SCREAMS) 00:49:09.166 --> 00:49:10.707 Death-rape. 00:49:10.833 --> 00:49:12.540 (SCREAMS) 00:49:15.375 --> 00:49:17.790 (SOBBING) 00:49:17.916 --> 00:49:21.499 (CHANTING) Death-rape. Death-rape. Death-rape. 00:49:21.625 --> 00:49:24.207 (SCREAMING) 00:49:24.333 --> 00:49:25.957 (SQUELCHING) 00:49:28.500 --> 00:49:30.665 (CHANTING CONTINUES) 00:49:34.125 --> 00:49:38.290 - This shit feels good. - Death-rape! Death-rape! Death-rape! 00:49:40.458 --> 00:49:41.707 (SCREAMING) 00:49:41.833 --> 00:49:43.790 Like that, Daddy? 00:49:43.916 --> 00:49:45.957 Oh, yeah. Ooh! 00:49:46.083 --> 00:49:49.790 Death-rape! Death-rape! Death-rape! Death-rape! Death-rape! 00:49:49.916 --> 00:49:52.040 (SCREAMING) 00:49:52.166 --> 00:49:56.332 Death-rape! Death-rape! Death-rape! 00:49:56.458 --> 00:49:59.124 Don't move. Here it comes. 00:50:03.666 --> 00:50:05.332 Oh, fuck! 00:50:16.000 --> 00:50:18.207 (GROANS) 00:50:22.791 --> 00:50:24.165 Mm! 00:50:50.875 --> 00:50:52.957 (PHONE RINGS) 00:50:54.750 --> 00:50:55.915 What? 00:50:56.041 --> 00:50:58.749 'Sir, Mr Tom Six is at the gate.' 00:50:58.875 --> 00:51:00.749 Send him in. 00:51:14.625 --> 00:51:16.082 Dwight! 00:51:28.250 --> 00:51:30.707 Didn't I fire you? 00:51:30.833 --> 00:51:32.874 I'm gonna give you one last chance. 00:51:33.000 --> 00:51:36.207 Ifyou don't like what you hear, then I'll quit myself. 00:51:39.791 --> 00:51:41.207 Uh-huh? 00:51:44.041 --> 00:51:47.832 Mr Tom Six. It's so great to meet you. My name's Daisy. 00:51:47.958 --> 00:51:50.499 I was wondering ifyou could sign an autograph for me. 00:51:50.625 --> 00:51:52.624 - Sure, babe. - Thank you. 00:51:53.791 --> 00:51:56.707 - You're even more handsome in person. - Thanks. 00:51:58.708 --> 00:52:00.790 Let me show you in. 00:52:01.875 --> 00:52:04.499 Gentlemen, Mr Tom Six. 00:52:06.333 --> 00:52:10.540 - Ah, Mr Six, it's nice to meet you. - Hello, sir. 00:52:10.666 --> 00:52:13.832 My name's Dwight Butler and this is my boss, Mr Bill Boss. 00:52:13.958 --> 00:52:15.415 Sir. 00:52:15.541 --> 00:52:17.665 Please, take a seat. 00:52:20.208 --> 00:52:23.999 First of all, Mr Six, I'd like to say congratulations on your movies. 00:52:24.125 --> 00:52:26.457 They've become a cultural meme. 00:52:26.583 --> 00:52:31.207 I mean there's the South Park episode, the Human Centipad, 00:52:31.333 --> 00:52:36.207 and then there's the LA porn parody and the cat toys... 00:52:36.333 --> 00:52:42.249 I don't have the time for this... fan shit-shat. 00:52:46.541 --> 00:52:49.124 Well, I'm sorry I'm late. 00:52:50.083 --> 00:52:55.749 Prisoner 297 had a heart attack and I had to resuscitate him again. 00:52:57.416 --> 00:53:00.124 But...he's stable now. 00:53:00.250 --> 00:53:04.874 Mr Six, this is a big pleasure cos I'm a big fan. 00:53:05.000 --> 00:53:06.749 Thank you, sir. 00:53:08.791 --> 00:53:10.790 We're gathered here today 00:53:10.916 --> 00:53:15.790 to investigate the possibility of applying Mr Six's human centipede idea 00:53:15.916 --> 00:53:18.082 to our prison. 00:53:18.208 --> 00:53:21.082 I mean, is it 100 percent medically accurate? 00:53:23.208 --> 00:53:26.832 This is...my desk! 00:53:28.083 --> 00:53:30.499 In my headquarters, 00:53:30.625 --> 00:53:32.915 at my penitentiary! 00:53:33.708 --> 00:53:38.582 Wake up! We are not in a movie, playing some idiots. 00:53:38.708 --> 00:53:40.999 It is 100 percent medically accurate. 00:53:41.125 --> 00:53:43.707 I consulted a real surgeon in Amsterdam. 00:53:43.833 --> 00:53:46.332 He made a very detailed operation report for me, 00:53:46.458 --> 00:53:49.540 and he said he could make a human centipede in his hospital. 00:53:49.666 --> 00:53:53.665 I brought the operation report and the drawings. 00:53:55.708 --> 00:53:57.874 Maybe you can have a look at that? 00:54:08.083 --> 00:54:09.582 (EXHALES) 00:54:09.708 --> 00:54:12.290 - OK... - What do you think, doc? 00:54:12.416 --> 00:54:16.249 Well, from what I see here, uh, it looks... 00:54:17.125 --> 00:54:18.874 ..medically accurate. 00:54:19.000 --> 00:54:20.582 Are you sure? 00:54:20.708 --> 00:54:23.582 You would have to give anti-rejection medication 00:54:23.708 --> 00:54:28.665 and there's always the risk of infection during the healing process, but, um... 00:54:30.583 --> 00:54:34.832 - Yeah. I'm sure. - But what about the excreta? 00:54:34.958 --> 00:54:38.832 Well, the faeces wouldn't be contaminated by outside bacteria, 00:54:38.958 --> 00:54:42.207 because it would be going from one digestive tract to another, 00:54:42.333 --> 00:54:46.957 so it wouldn't be harmful, but there wouldn't be much nutritional value. 00:54:47.083 --> 00:54:52.707 On the other hand, ifyou gave a series of injections offluids 00:54:52.833 --> 00:54:55.540 with plenty ofvitamins and minerals, 00:54:55.666 --> 00:54:59.165 I don't see why someone couldn't survive a lifetime in this position. 00:54:59.291 --> 00:55:02.457 Ah, gentlemen. 00:55:07.833 --> 00:55:11.624 This is a historical moment. 00:55:12.708 --> 00:55:17.499 This is beyond mediaeval torture, 00:55:17.625 --> 00:55:20.624 beyond castration! 00:55:20.750 --> 00:55:25.165 The ultimate correction, nationwide. 00:55:28.583 --> 00:55:31.249 We have business on hand, gentlemen. 00:55:31.375 --> 00:55:33.707 - We start immediately. - DWIGHT: No! 00:55:33.833 --> 00:55:37.249 The surgery can't be done like in Tom Six's movies. 00:55:37.375 --> 00:55:41.165 We have to take into account ofthe fact that at the end oftheir sentence, 00:55:41.291 --> 00:55:44.540 the prisoners have to be released without being mutilated. 00:55:45.708 --> 00:55:48.290 So, I've been thinking about this. 00:55:49.208 --> 00:55:52.749 What we have is, instead ofthe pulling ofthe teeth, 00:55:52.875 --> 00:55:57.749 we have a gastrointestinal bite-ring that holds the mouth open, 00:55:57.875 --> 00:56:01.249 so they can't stop the faeces from coming into their system. 00:56:01.375 --> 00:56:05.415 Instead ofthe cutting ofthe knee ligaments, 00:56:05.541 --> 00:56:10.457 we simply inject to induce temporary paralysis in that joint. 00:56:11.833 --> 00:56:16.082 Then to attach the head to the buttocks ofthe person in front, 00:56:16.208 --> 00:56:19.082 we have a system of leather straps 00:56:19.208 --> 00:56:24.332 which can be adjusted, pulled in tight, then undone for when we release. 00:56:24.458 --> 00:56:28.624 At the end oftheir sentence and taken out ofthe centipede, 00:56:28.750 --> 00:56:32.374 there's only a slight scar round their mouth and anus. 00:56:37.541 --> 00:56:41.540 Well, doctor, what do you think? Is it possible? 00:56:41.666 --> 00:56:44.707 Very clever, Mr Butler. 00:56:44.833 --> 00:56:50.582 But this, all ofthis, is beginning to be in serious conflict 00:56:50.708 --> 00:56:53.082 with my Hippocratic oath. 00:56:54.875 --> 00:56:58.499 If I back out ofthis, I'm gonna get fired, aren't I? 00:56:58.625 --> 00:57:02.332 Very clever thinking, Mr Jones. 00:57:02.458 --> 00:57:04.999 My original idea for The Human Centipede films 00:57:05.125 --> 00:57:09.124 was sewing a child molester's mouth to the anus of a fat truck driver, 00:57:09.250 --> 00:57:11.165 as a punishment, so I love this. 00:57:11.291 --> 00:57:17.707 I just got an even better idea for our life-time trash and death-row scum, 00:57:17.833 --> 00:57:22.665 but I'll talk to my loyal doctor first. 00:57:23.416 --> 00:57:27.415 Gentlemen, you may use my human centipede idea, but on one condition. 00:57:27.541 --> 00:57:31.582 I've witnessed all the fake Latex stuff on my movie sets. 00:57:31.708 --> 00:57:36.749 Now, I insist on attending one ofyour real mouth-to-anus operations. 00:57:38.833 --> 00:57:45.749 Deal. I'll put you in charge ofthe whole operation, doctor. 00:57:46.958 --> 00:57:55.249 Soon you'll lead surgical teams all over the States. 00:57:56.666 --> 00:57:58.457 Fantastic. 00:57:59.791 --> 00:58:03.082 We're going to need a much bigger surgical team. 00:58:03.208 --> 00:58:05.957 We have to run blood work on all the prisoners, 00:58:06.083 --> 00:58:08.874 test their stool samples for parasites... 00:58:09.000 --> 00:58:11.207 Whatever you need, doc. 00:58:13.333 --> 00:58:17.624 I've another brilliant idea. 00:58:17.750 --> 00:58:26.165 We show the cockroaches the two Human Centipede films back-to-back 00:58:26.291 --> 00:58:29.665 at their monthly film night. 00:58:30.625 --> 00:58:32.332 And then... 00:58:33.583 --> 00:58:36.790 ..I'll announce them their fate. 00:58:37.583 --> 00:58:40.040 The prisoners will tear this place apart. 00:58:40.916 --> 00:58:44.207 We have to do this without the full knowledge of our clientele. 00:58:46.708 --> 00:58:48.749 Shut up, pooper. 00:58:51.750 --> 00:58:56.374 'How dare you turn your back on me? 00:58:56.500 --> 00:58:59.665 'I'll give you something!' 00:59:05.208 --> 00:59:07.540 (PRISONERS GROANS) 00:59:14.958 --> 00:59:17.165 Yo! What the fuck is this? 00:59:17.291 --> 00:59:24.790 This trash occupies a world where the stars don't shine. 00:59:27.083 --> 00:59:29.874 'Swallow it, bitch! 00:59:30.000 --> 00:59:32.665 - 'Swallow!' - (PRISONERS GROANS) 00:59:32.791 --> 00:59:35.249 (SPEAKS IN ARABIC) 00:59:38.541 --> 00:59:41.874 (LAUGHS) What the fuck? 00:59:42.000 --> 00:59:44.249 (PRISONERS GROANS) 00:59:52.208 --> 00:59:54.165 (GROANS) 00:59:56.791 --> 00:59:58.665 Oh, man! 01:00:02.041 --> 01:00:07.582 These films risk causing harm. They should be banned! 01:00:07.708 --> 01:00:08.874 Ha! 01:00:13.791 --> 01:00:15.624 Turn that shit off! 01:00:15.750 --> 01:00:17.957 (UPROAR) 01:00:34.458 --> 01:00:36.665 Hey, cockroaches. 01:00:36.791 --> 01:00:39.249 Did you like these films? 01:00:40.041 --> 01:00:49.040 I handpicked them for you as an instructional and mental training. 01:00:49.166 --> 01:00:54.915 The world's first human prison-centipede 01:00:55.041 --> 01:00:57.415 will finally teach you... 01:00:59.000 --> 01:01:04.165 ..how to become humans. 01:01:04.291 --> 01:01:06.290 I don't think this is a very good idea. 01:01:06.416 --> 01:01:08.249 Literally, 01:01:08.375 --> 01:01:13.540 on your fucking hands and knees. 01:01:15.416 --> 01:01:23.832 Your ugly pussy mouths sewn to an unwiped asshole, 01:01:23.958 --> 01:01:29.707 feeding offthe diarrhoea from your fellow inmate. 01:01:29.833 --> 01:01:33.499 I can't wait 01:01:33.625 --> 01:01:36.165 to see... 01:01:37.833 --> 01:01:43.540 ..your pure agony! 01:01:50.375 --> 01:01:52.207 - (ALARM BLARES) - Help! 01:01:53.625 --> 01:02:00.290 Help! 01:02:20.791 --> 01:02:22.624 What's going on? 01:02:22.750 --> 01:02:24.499 Fuck off! 01:02:35.416 --> 01:02:37.290 Bill Boss is in there. 01:02:37.416 --> 01:02:41.040 I have nothing to do with it. I swear to God. 01:02:44.958 --> 01:02:47.957 Special forces, immediately! 01:03:11.125 --> 01:03:12.832 Break the fucking door! 01:03:31.041 --> 01:03:32.124 (GUNFIRE) 01:03:35.541 --> 01:03:37.540 Get back. 01:03:44.541 --> 01:03:46.540 (HELICOPTER IN DISTANCE) 01:03:57.416 --> 01:03:58.915 Bill! 01:04:00.375 --> 01:04:02.332 Here. 01:04:02.458 --> 01:04:03.749 I'm here. 01:04:03.875 --> 01:04:06.249 Where are you? 01:04:06.375 --> 01:04:08.540 Here. 01:04:10.375 --> 01:04:13.457 Over here. I need help. 01:04:17.375 --> 01:04:20.249 Thank God! I just couldn't find you. 01:04:21.750 --> 01:04:23.999 The situation's under control now. 01:04:25.458 --> 01:04:28.915 But they... they really hurt Daisy. 01:04:30.916 --> 01:04:33.624 Can't you see I'm hurt? 01:04:34.958 --> 01:04:41.499 Get the medical team for me! Hurry up! 01:04:46.333 --> 01:04:50.124 It's an emergency! 01:05:01.666 --> 01:05:08.374 Now it's hell on earth! 01:05:08.500 --> 01:05:10.415 Do you hear me, 01:05:12.333 --> 01:05:14.499 scum? 01:05:14.625 --> 01:05:21.915 All the animals! 01:05:24.666 --> 01:05:26.832 Ahhh. 01:05:28.708 --> 01:05:32.290 The silence ofthe lambs. 01:05:34.083 --> 01:05:36.707 Sedation rifle! 01:05:47.375 --> 01:05:48.582 Fuck! 01:05:51.958 --> 01:05:56.957 - No worries, it's only a sedation rifle. - (PRISONER SCREAMS) 01:05:57.083 --> 01:05:58.290 (GUNSHOT) 01:05:58.416 --> 01:05:59.832 (THUDS) 01:06:08.416 --> 01:06:11.165 (GUNSHOTS) 01:06:17.250 --> 01:06:20.957 (PRISONERS SCREAMING) 01:06:21.666 --> 01:06:23.457 No! 01:06:24.125 --> 01:06:25.290 (GUNSHOT) 01:06:26.458 --> 01:06:28.165 PRISONER: Fuck you! 01:06:34.166 --> 01:06:35.374 (GUNSHOT) 01:06:40.791 --> 01:06:41.999 Gentlemen, 01:06:43.375 --> 01:06:45.665 unleash... 01:06:52.541 --> 01:06:55.415 ..hell! 01:06:59.833 --> 01:07:01.540 (BUZZER) 01:07:05.291 --> 01:07:06.749 Uh. 01:07:12.166 --> 01:07:15.165 Their submissiveness 01:07:15.291 --> 01:07:18.999 gives me a huge erection. 01:07:22.916 --> 01:07:25.332 Death-rape. Death-rape. 01:07:25.458 --> 01:07:27.915 Rape, rape, rape. 01:07:28.041 --> 01:07:30.415 Eyes for eyes. 01:07:30.541 --> 01:07:32.749 Teeth for teeth. 01:07:32.875 --> 01:07:37.249 Get the fucking scum on their fucking knees. 01:07:37.375 --> 01:07:41.749 On your fucking knees, on your fucking, fucking knees. 01:07:41.875 --> 01:07:45.874 Get the fucking scum on their fucking knees. 01:07:46.000 --> 01:07:49.457 On their fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking knees. 01:07:53.625 --> 01:07:56.665 I'll explain 01:07:56.791 --> 01:08:00.374 the spectacular operation only once. 01:08:01.666 --> 01:08:05.707 We start with injections into the li... 01:08:05.833 --> 01:08:07.832 Ligamenta patellae. 01:08:07.958 --> 01:08:10.915 ..ligamenta patellae, 01:08:11.041 --> 01:08:14.707 paralysing the ligaments ofyour kneecaps, 01:08:14.833 --> 01:08:20.332 so knee extension is no longer possible. 01:08:21.583 --> 01:08:25.540 Your lips and anuses are cut circular 01:08:25.666 --> 01:08:29.665 along the border between skin and mucosa, the muc... 01:08:29.791 --> 01:08:31.624 Mucous-cutaneous. 01:08:31.750 --> 01:08:34.624 ..mucous-cutaneous zone. 01:08:34.750 --> 01:08:42.540 Then, we combine those circular mucosa and skin parts of anus and mouth, 01:08:42.666 --> 01:08:46.790 creating a human centipede, 01:08:46.916 --> 01:08:51.707 connected via your gastric systems. 01:08:51.833 --> 01:08:53.207 Gentlemen... 01:08:54.541 --> 01:08:57.290 ..put them to sleep. 01:09:07.458 --> 01:09:12.540 By the way, what are your plans for the life-sentence and death-row prisoners? 01:09:15.125 --> 01:09:17.207 Wait and wonder, peepheart. 01:09:24.541 --> 01:09:27.582 - How's it going, doc? - Right on schedule. 01:09:27.708 --> 01:09:30.249 Five surgical teams working round the clock. 01:09:30.375 --> 01:09:34.332 Those teams creating centipede segments ofthree prisoners each, 01:09:34.458 --> 01:09:37.290 which are then taken outside to the hospital tents. 01:09:37.416 --> 01:09:43.165 And then, they are sewn into the final larger human centipede chain. 01:09:44.166 --> 01:09:46.040 Marvellous, doc. 01:09:46.833 --> 01:09:48.624 Since I have you here... 01:09:51.666 --> 01:09:55.207 What do you want to do with this prisoner? He has Crohn's disease. 01:09:55.333 --> 01:09:59.499 - (BREAKS WIND) - What the fuck is Crohn's disease? 01:09:59.625 --> 01:10:02.124 It's an inflammatory bowel disorder. 01:10:03.000 --> 01:10:05.374 The prisoner has constant diarrhoea. 01:10:07.625 --> 01:10:09.707 Who'll kiss his ass? 01:10:12.750 --> 01:10:14.915 Our awesome... 01:10:16.416 --> 01:10:18.540 ..tattoo wasp. 01:10:20.250 --> 01:10:24.915 The white anal Saxon prostitute. 01:10:26.416 --> 01:10:27.749 Please? 01:10:29.083 --> 01:10:31.999 Once more chance, please! 01:10:32.125 --> 01:10:35.165 Don't sew me into a human centipede, I beg you. 01:10:35.291 --> 01:10:37.499 Yeah, yeah. 01:10:37.625 --> 01:10:39.457 Your whining... 01:10:40.583 --> 01:10:43.499 ..makes my dick even harder. 01:10:47.625 --> 01:10:52.249 Revenge is so sweet. 01:10:54.208 --> 01:10:58.082 Take it into your sleep. 01:10:58.208 --> 01:11:00.290 We have another problem at hand. 01:11:20.083 --> 01:11:22.082 That's fucking gross! 01:11:22.208 --> 01:11:24.332 I have a stoma. 01:11:24.458 --> 01:11:26.540 And you have a problem. 01:11:26.666 --> 01:11:28.874 (CHUCKLES) Thank God! 01:11:29.000 --> 01:11:31.207 Gracias a la virgin Maria. 01:11:31.333 --> 01:11:35.832 Now I finally discovered why they blessed me with a lifetime stoma. 01:11:35.958 --> 01:11:37.290 (LAUGHS) 01:11:37.416 --> 01:11:39.749 (MIMICS LAUGHTER) 01:11:39.875 --> 01:11:42.332 This guy is repulsive. 01:11:43.083 --> 01:11:47.082 Maybe it's a fake. With Mexicans, you never know. 01:11:49.583 --> 01:11:51.415 (PRISONER SOBS) 01:11:51.541 --> 01:11:54.374 (RETCHING) No fake! 01:11:55.250 --> 01:12:01.332 - No way to integrate him, doc? - His rectum is sewn shut. No. 01:12:04.166 --> 01:12:05.957 Finish him off, then. 01:12:06.083 --> 01:12:08.249 I'm sorry. 01:12:08.375 --> 01:12:13.165 But I have cooperated with you and I will continue to cooperate, 01:12:13.291 --> 01:12:16.415 but I will not just kill prisoners. 01:12:17.250 --> 01:12:19.707 Jesus Christ! 01:12:21.208 --> 01:12:23.415 Chicken shit! 01:12:23.541 --> 01:12:25.207 Excuse me. 01:12:25.333 --> 01:12:27.540 I have work to do. 01:12:27.666 --> 01:12:29.665 (PRISONER SOBBING) 01:12:32.541 --> 01:12:35.749 My friend, you don't match. 01:12:35.875 --> 01:12:38.374 - Have to kill you. - (SOBBING) 01:12:38.500 --> 01:12:42.040 Take it fucking personally! 01:12:43.916 --> 01:12:44.915 (GUNSHOT) 01:12:46.791 --> 01:12:48.665 Ooh. 01:12:50.541 --> 01:12:52.457 Eugh! 01:12:54.166 --> 01:12:56.124 Take my gun. 01:13:00.250 --> 01:13:03.124 Wash it, oil it, disinfect it. 01:13:03.250 --> 01:13:08.040 If I sniffthe tiniest stink, you'll suck a bullet out of it. 01:13:12.083 --> 01:13:14.915 And what do you want to do with him? 01:13:15.041 --> 01:13:17.874 I'm sick and tired ofyour vegetables. 01:13:18.833 --> 01:13:20.915 (SCREAMS) 01:13:30.250 --> 01:13:31.915 What the fuck? 01:13:32.041 --> 01:13:35.290 Please, can we go and see Daisy now? 01:13:40.625 --> 01:13:46.457 Just look at her, she's the only beautiful and sweet thing about this place. 01:13:46.583 --> 01:13:49.290 I think she should be treated in a regular hospital. 01:13:49.416 --> 01:13:50.832 No. 01:13:51.625 --> 01:13:54.790 I want my cocksucker close. 01:13:54.916 --> 01:13:57.457 Beaten-up women 01:13:57.583 --> 01:13:59.832 make me so horny! 01:14:01.916 --> 01:14:04.082 Please, Bill, don't. 01:14:04.833 --> 01:14:07.290 Jesus Christ! 01:14:08.375 --> 01:14:10.165 I beg you. 01:14:11.416 --> 01:14:13.124 I... 01:14:14.125 --> 01:14:15.999 I love her. 01:14:16.125 --> 01:14:20.207 Even the corpse of a spastic would turn you down. Fuck off. 01:14:21.625 --> 01:14:23.332 (BOSS GROANS) 01:14:38.666 --> 01:14:39.999 (GROANING) 01:14:41.500 --> 01:14:45.707 I'll make you squirt, even in a coma. 01:14:58.666 --> 01:15:02.249 - All right, we're all done. - Good job. 01:15:30.583 --> 01:15:33.124 I want you to make sure 01:15:33.250 --> 01:15:38.582 that the world premiere ofthe first human prison-centipede 01:15:38.708 --> 01:15:42.915 is guaranteed to take place 01:15:43.041 --> 01:15:50.040 the moment our communist Governor appears at the gate to destroy us. 01:15:50.166 --> 01:15:55.915 Well, there's only 16 more prisoners left to undergo the procedure. 01:15:56.041 --> 01:16:01.540 After that, the human prison-centipede will be finally complete, 01:16:01.666 --> 01:16:03.832 on time and under budget. 01:16:04.625 --> 01:16:06.790 They did their magic. 01:16:07.916 --> 01:16:09.290 (SNIFFS) 01:16:10.000 --> 01:16:12.457 Thank God for Africa. 01:16:13.791 --> 01:16:18.040 Thank God for female circumcision. 01:16:26.500 --> 01:16:28.374 Private rehearsal. 01:16:33.541 --> 01:16:40.207 Let's hear what our zombie Governor will have to say. 01:17:02.250 --> 01:17:06.665 May I offer you a genuine Dominican Republic cigar? 01:17:06.791 --> 01:17:12.457 I only smoke Cuban cigars, best in the world. 01:17:12.583 --> 01:17:15.124 No. Just kidding. 01:17:16.833 --> 01:17:24.540 After having seen the miracle ofthe first human prison-centipede, 01:17:24.666 --> 01:17:29.915 I'll never again touch a communistic cigar from Cuba, 01:17:30.041 --> 01:17:35.249 because you, Sir William Boss, 01:17:35.375 --> 01:17:38.707 you are the new American hero. 01:17:39.750 --> 01:17:44.249 You're in the hall offame with George Patton, 01:17:44.375 --> 01:17:47.999 Neil Armstrong and Muhammad Ali. 01:17:48.125 --> 01:17:50.749 Thanks to you, 01:17:50.875 --> 01:17:57.332 our glorious nation will be the example to the world again, 01:17:57.458 --> 01:18:04.124 a proud safe nation, with hardly any crime. 01:18:04.250 --> 01:18:10.374 Your idea, Sir William, is of absolute genius. 01:18:10.500 --> 01:18:14.624 You will be honoured, personally, 01:18:14.750 --> 01:18:19.415 by the President ofthe United States of America. 01:18:20.458 --> 01:18:23.082 - (WHISLTES NATIONAL ANTHEM) - Actually... 01:18:23.208 --> 01:18:26.582 it was my accountant, Mr Dwight Butler. 01:18:26.708 --> 01:18:29.249 It was his brilliant idea. 01:18:29.375 --> 01:18:31.374 Oh, ja. 01:18:32.375 --> 01:18:34.332 You did it. 01:18:39.375 --> 01:18:45.582 You fucking, fucking did it. 01:18:49.333 --> 01:18:51.165 (HORN HONKS) 01:18:52.666 --> 01:18:54.540 (PHONE RINGS) 01:18:55.375 --> 01:18:58.124 (LAUGHS) 01:18:58.250 --> 01:19:02.582 Mr President! It's me, William Boss. Call me Bill. 01:19:02.708 --> 01:19:05.832 'Sir, Mr Tom Six is at the gate. 01:19:07.083 --> 01:19:08.415 'Sir?' 01:19:09.708 --> 01:19:11.707 - 'Sir?' - What? 01:19:13.458 --> 01:19:14.457 'Sir?' 01:19:20.750 --> 01:19:25.290 Oh, man! I'm so excited to see the real mouth-to-ass operation. 01:19:25.416 --> 01:19:29.499 Prove all the sceptics wrong. It is 100 percent medically accurate. 01:19:29.625 --> 01:19:32.707 I'm gonna be so rich and famous. 01:19:37.791 --> 01:19:40.582 You owe me big time, mister! 01:19:48.458 --> 01:19:50.832 I'm already eating my own shit! 01:19:50.958 --> 01:19:56.374 I wanna be in the prison human centipede. 01:19:57.291 --> 01:19:58.374 Ha! 01:19:59.250 --> 01:20:02.499 Wait, can't we use him in the media conference? 01:20:06.000 --> 01:20:07.165 (GUNSHOT) 01:20:10.416 --> 01:20:17.582 I don't want anyone liking this! 01:20:19.125 --> 01:20:21.749 Oh, man! This is so wrong. 01:20:21.875 --> 01:20:23.207 Come on. 01:20:47.958 --> 01:20:50.332 - Wash, please. - Wash. 01:20:51.375 --> 01:20:53.207 (CHUCKLES) Ja! 01:21:05.500 --> 01:21:06.665 Marker. 01:21:06.791 --> 01:21:08.082 Marker! 01:21:10.500 --> 01:21:11.874 Ja. 01:21:24.833 --> 01:21:28.415 My hands are shaking with excitement. 01:21:28.541 --> 01:21:32.290 What about you, Six? Having a hard-on? 01:21:33.166 --> 01:21:35.332 (BOSS CACKLES) 01:21:36.416 --> 01:21:38.457 Look at this. 01:21:46.458 --> 01:21:48.540 Oh. Yeah. 01:21:48.666 --> 01:21:50.124 Oh. Yeah! 01:21:50.250 --> 01:21:54.082 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 01:21:54.208 --> 01:21:56.249 (LAUGHS) 01:21:57.208 --> 01:22:03.040 Six, I'm gonna show you some human centipede improvement, 01:22:03.166 --> 01:22:05.040 copyright Bill Boss. 01:22:05.166 --> 01:22:07.624 - Follow me. - (MACHINE BEEPING) 01:22:07.750 --> 01:22:11.249 Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! 01:22:39.250 --> 01:22:40.915 Wha... 01:22:50.416 --> 01:22:54.249 - What a poor pussy, huh? - What in hell is this? 01:22:56.041 --> 01:22:59.665 Wait and see, Dwighty. 01:23:01.666 --> 01:23:04.540 Wait and wonder. 01:23:04.666 --> 01:23:06.832 Wait and see. 01:23:07.708 --> 01:23:12.957 ♪ Mr Dwighty! 01:23:13.083 --> 01:23:15.415 ♪Wait and wonder 01:23:15.541 --> 01:23:17.665 ♪Wait and see 01:23:17.791 --> 01:23:20.249 ♪ Mr Dwighty! ♪ 01:23:28.416 --> 01:23:30.124 (BOSS LAUGHING) 01:23:32.791 --> 01:23:34.040 No. 01:23:35.041 --> 01:23:38.790 120 to 80. 01:23:38.916 --> 01:23:40.915 Perfect! 01:23:44.666 --> 01:23:46.707 The 'pede looks perfect! 01:23:46.833 --> 01:23:49.415 The last few prisoners have just been attached. 01:23:49.541 --> 01:23:53.082 Although the wounds are still fresh, you get the idea. 01:23:54.000 --> 01:23:56.374 - Perfect! - (PHONE RINGS) 01:23:57.958 --> 01:24:01.249 - What? - 'Sir, Governor Hughes is on his way.' 01:24:01.375 --> 01:24:02.874 Perfect! 01:24:03.000 --> 01:24:05.665 We are ready for the cunt! 01:24:11.083 --> 01:24:13.165 Dwight, I repeat, 01:24:13.291 --> 01:24:18.374 you are really the cunt! 01:24:18.500 --> 01:24:19.790 Hello, sir. 01:24:49.125 --> 01:24:51.957 Why do you two assholes... 01:24:53.208 --> 01:24:56.207 ..look so pleased with yourselves? 01:24:57.083 --> 01:25:00.624 The both ofyou are fucking fired. 01:25:00.750 --> 01:25:03.415 I should've done it years ago. 01:25:04.583 --> 01:25:07.332 All problems are history, sir. 01:25:07.458 --> 01:25:12.165 I took your advice. I've learned from your strong personality. 01:25:12.291 --> 01:25:15.790 You are the ultimate leader. You are my role model. 01:25:15.916 --> 01:25:20.499 Now the prisoners are like obedient slaves, 01:25:20.625 --> 01:25:22.582 begging for mercy. 01:25:22.708 --> 01:25:25.374 I got them down on their knees. 01:25:25.500 --> 01:25:27.915 Literally! 01:25:29.208 --> 01:25:34.707 Your last visit inspired me to such an extent. 01:25:34.833 --> 01:25:37.707 A brilliant idea! 01:25:40.166 --> 01:25:46.207 I'll show you the result that tells more than a thousand words. 01:25:46.333 --> 01:25:49.457 The last ones have just been attached. 01:25:51.750 --> 01:25:54.999 So it is...show time! 01:25:55.916 --> 01:25:59.707 "Attached"? 01:25:59.833 --> 01:26:02.749 A-T-T-A-C-H-E-D? "Attached"? 01:26:02.875 --> 01:26:05.499 - Yes, sir. - What does that mean? 01:26:06.791 --> 01:26:08.457 Wait and see. 01:26:08.583 --> 01:26:11.915 You talk so much shit your ass must get jealous. 01:26:12.041 --> 01:26:13.499 (LAUGHS) 01:26:13.625 --> 01:26:16.332 Great, Governor, I love that. 01:26:43.250 --> 01:26:45.915 What the hell is this? 01:26:46.041 --> 01:26:48.832 BOSS: Ah! 01:26:48.958 --> 01:26:52.957 The black panther made it to the lead! 01:26:54.291 --> 01:26:59.665 This burger-killer is feeding the whole humanitarian system behind him. 01:26:59.791 --> 01:27:03.415 Don't cry. Tomorrow you will get your hamburgers. 01:27:03.541 --> 01:27:05.707 (LAUGHS) 01:27:05.833 --> 01:27:09.582 - Why? - Because he loves junk food. 01:27:09.708 --> 01:27:12.040 No. No, I don't mean that. I mean, wh... 01:27:13.875 --> 01:27:16.957 - What is this? - (MUFFLED MOANING) 01:27:17.083 --> 01:27:18.332 Dwight! 01:27:19.250 --> 01:27:21.915 Tell the Governor my vision. 01:27:22.041 --> 01:27:27.624 And this black whiner here has to become a middle piece! 01:27:28.625 --> 01:27:30.124 Fuck! 01:27:30.250 --> 01:27:35.082 Well, sir, more than $50 billion a year are spent on corrections, 01:27:35.208 --> 01:27:38.290 yet more than four in ten offenders nationwide 01:27:38.416 --> 01:27:41.707 return to prison within three years oftheir release. 01:27:41.833 --> 01:27:45.457 This despite a massive increase in state expenditure. 01:27:45.583 --> 01:27:47.207 Aagh! Shit! 01:27:47.333 --> 01:27:49.332 DWIGHT: But not any more. 01:27:49.458 --> 01:27:54.124 This human prison-centipede will reduce crime dramatically. 01:27:55.083 --> 01:27:59.749 It will be a deterrent to anyone considering a career in crime. 01:27:59.875 --> 01:28:02.249 And no more recidivism. 01:28:02.375 --> 01:28:04.332 (MUFFLED CRIES) 01:28:05.375 --> 01:28:09.832 Feed him! 01:28:11.041 --> 01:28:13.915 Digestion in progress. 01:28:14.041 --> 01:28:15.582 Hahaha! 01:28:15.708 --> 01:28:18.249 No, it's not halal. 01:28:18.375 --> 01:28:20.374 It's not kosher. 01:28:20.500 --> 01:28:24.624 A Jew behind a Muslim. A Muslim behind a Jew. 01:28:24.750 --> 01:28:28.415 A Republican behind a Mexican. 01:28:28.541 --> 01:28:31.290 - A Crip behind a Blood. - (MOANING AND SLURPING) 01:28:32.500 --> 01:28:34.665 Peace on earth. 01:28:34.791 --> 01:28:37.040 Goodwill to men. 01:28:37.875 --> 01:28:39.790 Oh, my God! 01:28:41.125 --> 01:28:43.290 (SLURPING AND GURGLING) 01:28:43.416 --> 01:28:45.374 This is too much. 01:28:47.583 --> 01:28:49.249 (MUFFLED MOANS) 01:29:03.666 --> 01:29:05.790 Bill Boss? 01:29:05.916 --> 01:29:07.957 Isn't that your secretary? 01:29:09.125 --> 01:29:11.665 (MUFFLED SOBS) 01:29:13.291 --> 01:29:15.249 Oh! Haha! Ja! 01:29:15.375 --> 01:29:17.915 Er...ja. That's, er... 01:29:18.041 --> 01:29:20.957 ..only a short, er... 01:29:22.125 --> 01:29:24.499 ..gender test! Haha! 01:29:24.625 --> 01:29:26.540 Come on, sir. 01:29:26.666 --> 01:29:28.874 (DAISY SOBS) 01:29:35.458 --> 01:29:36.957 Dwight! 01:29:39.625 --> 01:29:43.749 Tell our beloved Governor about the money savings. 01:29:44.958 --> 01:29:47.665 The savings would be in their billions. 01:29:47.791 --> 01:29:52.124 We can make savings on prison staff, food and drink. 01:29:52.250 --> 01:29:55.124 And books and television, housing. 01:29:55.250 --> 01:29:57.874 Heck, we don't even need fences no more. 01:29:58.000 --> 01:30:02.540 We can even save more money if we attach them in a circle, 01:30:02.666 --> 01:30:07.082 like a perpetual mobile, faeces going round and round. 01:30:07.208 --> 01:30:09.499 Food isn't needed any more, 01:30:09.625 --> 01:30:14.832 only cheap liquids and vitamin injections. 01:30:14.958 --> 01:30:18.332 That money could be spent on schools and hospitals 01:30:18.458 --> 01:30:22.165 and nursing homes and road improvements, 01:30:22.291 --> 01:30:23.957 whatever you want. 01:30:24.083 --> 01:30:26.749 And the tax-payers, they'll love you for it. 01:30:26.875 --> 01:30:28.749 (SQUELCHING) 01:30:36.708 --> 01:30:39.957 This anus is not very clean. 01:30:41.083 --> 01:30:43.915 I want perfection in my penitentiary. 01:30:44.041 --> 01:30:47.999 Inmates shall feel well and clean, understand? 01:30:48.125 --> 01:30:51.082 - Wipe it. - (BREAKS WIND) 01:30:51.208 --> 01:30:53.499 - I apologise. - Oh! Oh! 01:30:53.625 --> 01:30:58.207 In the beginning, things are not always perfect. 01:30:58.333 --> 01:31:02.332 Please follow me for another interesting insight. 01:31:02.458 --> 01:31:04.374 - Oh, my God! - Yeah... 01:31:08.416 --> 01:31:11.915 ♪Ta ta-ta-ta-ta... ♪ 01:31:16.666 --> 01:31:20.415 The human caterpillar! 01:31:20.541 --> 01:31:23.957 For all the lifetime convicts 01:31:24.083 --> 01:31:27.665 and our friends on death row. 01:31:27.791 --> 01:31:32.790 Now, is that a deterrent, too? 01:31:39.583 --> 01:31:41.874 (WHISPERING PRAYERS) 01:31:45.000 --> 01:31:51.124 This man has just finished his sentence 01:31:51.250 --> 01:31:55.165 and already checked out ofthe centipede chain, 01:31:55.291 --> 01:31:57.290 ready to go home! 01:32:01.125 --> 01:32:07.957 All what is left, a few little scars round his mouth and anus. 01:32:09.291 --> 01:32:12.040 Another big advantage. 01:32:12.166 --> 01:32:17.249 Because other people can see, by these little stigmas, 01:32:17.375 --> 01:32:21.540 that he was integrated in a prison-centipede. 01:32:21.666 --> 01:32:25.124 Another huge deterrent, right? 01:32:25.791 --> 01:32:26.915 Ha! 01:32:28.041 --> 01:32:29.749 How are you doing? 01:32:29.875 --> 01:32:32.207 (SPEAKS IN ARABIC) 01:32:47.166 --> 01:32:49.499 Good luck, my friend. 01:32:52.916 --> 01:32:54.915 Stay clean. 01:32:56.708 --> 01:32:59.707 You see? It really works. 01:32:59.833 --> 01:33:01.540 (DOOR SLAMS) 01:33:01.666 --> 01:33:03.582 What do you think, sir? 01:33:05.416 --> 01:33:07.749 This... 01:33:07.875 --> 01:33:10.165 This is a violation of human rights. 01:33:10.291 --> 01:33:14.249 It's certainly a violation of federal ethics. Oh, God! I am fucked! 01:33:14.375 --> 01:33:17.707 You insane freaks should get the death penalty for this. 01:33:20.208 --> 01:33:23.624 Sir, you are dead right. 01:33:23.750 --> 01:33:26.165 - No, no. - But, in fact, it was... 01:33:26.291 --> 01:33:29.540 - No, this is too much. - Mr But... 01:33:29.666 --> 01:33:31.790 This is too much! 01:33:35.250 --> 01:33:38.540 You got the wrong man! 01:33:40.625 --> 01:33:41.999 Fuck! 01:34:58.583 --> 01:35:00.207 Please don't. 01:35:00.333 --> 01:35:04.082 What an epic, 01:35:04.208 --> 01:35:06.457 glorious moment, huh? 01:35:06.583 --> 01:35:11.332 When do you think we can start the national surgical campaign? 01:35:11.458 --> 01:35:14.249 Cos I am so fucking ready! 01:35:16.916 --> 01:35:18.915 What is the matter? 01:35:54.625 --> 01:35:55.915 (GUNSHOT) 01:36:51.791 --> 01:36:53.040 Gentlemen... 01:36:54.625 --> 01:36:57.249 This is exactly what America needs. 01:37:00.708 --> 01:37:03.124 This may even get me elected President. 01:37:03.250 --> 01:37:05.874 You've convinced me. It's genius. 01:37:09.500 --> 01:37:11.957 Don't change a goddamn thing. 01:37:12.083 --> 01:37:16.624 My pals in DC, they won't believe their near-sighted eyeballs. 01:37:16.750 --> 01:37:18.707 (CHUCKLES) 01:37:29.083 --> 01:37:31.874 Yep, my idea. 01:37:32.000 --> 01:37:33.332 Mm. 01:37:34.916 --> 01:37:37.457 Absolutely right, Dwight. 01:37:41.375 --> 01:37:43.957 You're, indeed, a genius. 01:37:44.083 --> 01:37:46.624 You came up with the idea. 01:37:49.666 --> 01:37:52.624 You deserve every credit. 01:37:53.791 --> 01:37:56.207 Give me a hug, Dwighty. 01:38:51.791 --> 01:38:53.790 (BOSS ROAR) 01:38:57.500 --> 01:38:59.499 (MUSIC PLAYS) 01:39:25.458 --> 01:39:27.457 (ROARING CONTINUES) 01:39:28.459 --> 01:40:00.500 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.