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So, you'll never
guess who turned up yesterday.
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Go on.
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- Madelyn.
- Madelyn showed up?
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Completely out of the blue.
I haven't seen her in 15 years.
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And there she was,
standing on the doorstep,
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all gussied up.
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And that's a sight
I thought I'd never see again.
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What did she want?
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20,000 bucks.
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20,000 bucks?
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15 years of back alimony.
I said, "What alimony?
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"When we split up, I gave you
whatever money we had,
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"and you took the car.
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- We agreed, that was that."
- Geez, not even Mae asked for that,
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and she wanted me to pay
for a chauffeur.
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It's because our pictures
are plastered all over town.
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Probably some lawyer's
bright idea.
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Well, in any case,
I haven't got it.
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Myrtle cleaned me out
when we split.
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You been down to Tijuana?
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- Why you ask?
- We had a few days off.
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Well, as a matter of fact,
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I did take a little trip
down there
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with Mysterious Montague,
trying to win some back.
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Not entirely successfully,
unfortunately.
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Hey, when is your contract up?
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We should ask
for a little more money.
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A little more?
Are you kidding?
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Charlie, Buster, Harold,
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they get ten times
what Hal pays us.
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Well, they own
their own pictures.
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Exactly.
That's what we're gonna do.
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Hey, boys. How's it going?
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Georgie.
We're going shark fishing.
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Mr. Laurel doesn't know it yet,
but he's the bait.
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Now, how are we gonna do that?
We're under contract.
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We can't just change the terms.
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Well, we stick together,
we renegotiate with Hal,
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get a bigger slice of the pie.
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If that doesn't work, then
we walk and set up on our own.
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Oh, I don't know. I mean,
I'd love to own our pictures,
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but it just doesn't seem
like the right time.
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I've got a lot going on.
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This overhead is killing me.
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- Hi, Babe.
- Hello, girls.
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Hey, guys,
you're wanted on set.
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Ah, Burgess, just the man.
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Listen, take this
to our friend.
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Tell him I want it
on Bold Venture,
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the fourth race at Santa Anita,
on the nose.
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There's something in there for you.
Would you do it right away, please?
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- It's about to start.
- Okay. Thank you, Mr. Hardy.
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You'll be fine, Babe.
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Just lay off the horses
and don't get married again.
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Oh, I didn't tell you.
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- I proposed to Lucille.
- Scripty Lucille?
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- Yes.
- Damn.
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And she said yes.
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Ah. That's great news, Babe.
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She needs
a head examining, but...
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great for you.
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Here.
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I'm never getting
married again.
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I'm just gonna find
a woman I don't like
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and buy her a house.
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That's a good one.
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Listen, I can't afford
to fool around with my income,
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so don't antagonize Hal,
will you, please?
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I don't like to talk
about business.
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Not when we're working.
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I promise I'll be
as nice as pie,
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so long as he doesn't show up.
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They're ready for us, girls.
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What's this? Our rodeos are
getting a lot more interesting.
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You know, I don't miss England
one little bit.
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- Hello, girls.
- Hi.
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Hello.
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Oh, by the way,
I've chartered a sailboat
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to Catalina this Saturday.
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- You want to come?
- Ah...
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I-I gotta work on the gags
for the bar routine.
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- Ah, be a lot of nice girls there.
- Yeah?
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Miss Myrna Loy will be
on board, among others.
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Ah, yeah, well, all right,
maybe I'll come.
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What are all these Romans
doing here?
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I don't know. Maybe there's
a sale at the Forum.
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You've got a million of 'em,
don't you?
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Hey, Lucille, have
you got my sides over there?
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- Right here, Mr. Horne.
- Thank you.
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A sweet for my sweet.
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Oh, thank you, Babe.
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Listen, let's not talk
about leaving.
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Let's just try
to get ourselves a raise.
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- Hey, Jimmie.
- Give you a raise?
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He'd rather lower Hollywood,
and that's a Scotsman talking.
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Going for a smoke.
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That's it, Stan.
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We're through.
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I'm throwing
the moral clause at you.
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Morning, Hal.
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Another fight
at his place last night.
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One of the neighbors sees
Ruthie sock him in the mouth,
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so they call the cops.
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She found out about Vera.
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Yeah, it cost me 500 bucks
to keep it out of the papers,
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and that's coming out
of your paycheck.
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You signed a contract not to
prejudice Hal Roach Studios.
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Well, you know all about prejudice.
How's your pal Mussolini,
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the one you were going to go
into business with
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before he started bombing all
those poor people in Africa?
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You see?
All he wants to do is fight.
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- What are you looking for, Stan?
- I'm looking for a fair price
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for a Laurel and Hardy picture,
and you know it.
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Our pictures sell
all around the world,
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and we haven't got a dime.
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That's because
you keep getting divorced!
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No, it's because you're a cheapskate
who got rich off our backs.
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- Oh, come on, now, Stan.
- He is.
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He's a cheapskate, a skinflint
and a... and a parvenu.
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- A parvenu?
- He thinks, because my contract's up
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and yours isn't, that I won't
be able to go anyplace else
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and I'll have to take
what he's offering.
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- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- Mr. Roach?
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What's a parvenu?
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Well, it's-it's someone
who started out with nothing,
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got rich but has no class.
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Look it up in the dictionary, Hal.
There's a picture of you.
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Oh, you think you're
some sort of smart-ass, huh?
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Well, guess what.
I'm smarter.
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Has he told you yet?
We're setting up on our own.
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Hal, it might be best
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if you could see your way
to a small raise.
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You're setting up
on your own, huh?
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Well, how about this?
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Babe's still
under contract with me,
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and I ain't releasing him.
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You can't have Hardy
without Laurel.
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Oh, well,
that's what you think.
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Hal, uh, could you maybe
continue this some other time?
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Unless you want to pay
for an extra day, of course.
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Go ahead, shoot.
Go ahead.
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Okay, so we're on
a wide two-shot here, Stan,
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just like you wanted.
Then I'm gonna pull back...
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What are you checking with him for?
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You're the director.
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Direct.
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Next person you'll be
hearing from is my lawyer.
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Positions, everyone.
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Comedy Western. Who came
up with that smart idea?
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Well, that went well.
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So, uh, who else
is gonna be on this boat?
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Clark Gable, some other people.
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- No, no, no. Women.
- Oh.
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Carole Lombard.
She's friends with Myrna.
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Oh. Okay, I'm gonna come.
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- Oh, good.
- All right, show's over.
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Let's, uh, roll sound.
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- I said roll sound.
- Speed.
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Roll camera.
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- Ready, boys?
- Quiet, please.
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"Way Out West,"
scene 12, take one.
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Oh, what's after the curtseys?
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Uh, after the curtseys,
knee bend, then turn and shake.
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- Got it.
- Camera set.
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Right, back projection.
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Cue music.
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And action!
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Whew.
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- Oliver.
- Ah, Mr. Delfont.
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- Stanley.
- Well, hello there.
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- Welcome to England.
- Thank you.
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Welcome to Newcastle.
Wonderful to see you.
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How was your journey?
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Well, you know, that train trip
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takes it out of you, doesn't it?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Good, good, good, good, good.
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Uh, we're delighted
you've taken the trouble
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to come and greet us,
Mr. Delfont.
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Please, call me Bernie.
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I want to do everything
I possibly can to make sure
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that this tour gets off
on the right foot.
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Yes, well, that's something
we were hoping to discuss
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with you over dinner, actually.
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We're a little concerned
that some of the tour dates
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are going to be in conflict
with the shooting dates
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of this Robin Hood picture
we're doing.
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I would love
to have dinner with you.
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Unfortunately, due at
the theater in ten minutes.
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- Ah.
- One of my other acts.
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Norman Wisdom.
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Bright young talent. Blazing.
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And we must nurture the
young generation, gentlemen.
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I know you both feel
as passionately
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about that as I do.
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- Hmm.
- Anyway, get yourselves settled in.
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Charming staff. Charming.
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We shall speak anon.
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- All righty.
- All right.
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- Enjoy the show.
- I shall.
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Stan, he does know
we're making a movie, right,
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and we're doing this tour
while we're waiting
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for things to come together?
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Yeah, it's all been
spelled out, you know.
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All been agreed up front, 110%.
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Good.
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Where'd you get that?
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Uh, it's a...
I got it in a shop.
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Like a beret,
you can fold it up
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and stick it in your pocket
like that.
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Well, here we are.
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Well, we'll only
be here one night.
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Well, three.
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Right.
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Come on, Stan.
Let's get out of the rain.
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Good evening, sir.
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Now, can't you see
she's standing right there?
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You don't need
to ring that bell.
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Good eve...
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That wasn't me.
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Please pardon my friend.
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You just wait till
I tell me mam it's you.
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We never get anybody famous
staying here.
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To be honest,
I thought you'd retired.
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- No. No.
- No.
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No, we're-we're...
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we're getting older,
but we're not done yet.
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Where are youse gonna
be appearing, then?
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The Theatre Royal?
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No, it's, uh...
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No, it's the Queen's Hall.
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Queen's Hall?
That can't be right.
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All the big stars perform
at the Theatre Royal.
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That's where you'll be playing.
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Well, I'm sure you're right.
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- Is it Theatre Royal?
- No, it's just the Queen's Hall.
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Right, here's your keys.
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Thank you.
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Now, is there a bellboy?
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No.
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All right.
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Most of you have realized
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it's been a wet and windy day
in Northern England,
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as it has been
for quite some time...
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Oh, uh, my room in ten minutes?
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Your room in ten minutes?
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Yeah, we've gotta run
those lines.
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Really?
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Sure, we're-we're almost done.
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All right.
Yeah, I'll be right in.
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What's the hotel like?
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It's... like a castle.
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Well, that's wonderful.
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Everyone is so excited
about us touring again
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that we're being treated
like kings.
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Well, Ida and I received
our tickets today,
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so we're just as excited
as can be.
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Oh, and so am I.
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So, how are things
with Stanley?
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Well...
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you know Stan.
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Well, how has he been
towards you?
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He... he's been good.
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It's... it's complicated.
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But we're just getting to know
each other again.
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It's... it's good.
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It's fine.
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Are you sure Oliver
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wants to do this, Stan?
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I mean,
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Fox would love
to have you here, but...
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It's what we've both
been waiting for, Joe.
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I-I can't understand
what's holding him up.
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He promised me he was finished
with Hal Roach Studios.
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Babe, where have you been?
00:15:48.320 --> 00:15:50.073
You had me worried
for a minute there.
00:15:50.240 --> 00:15:51.071
What the hell?
00:15:51.240 --> 00:15:53.550
You're here now.
You're both here now.
00:15:56.720 --> 00:15:57.949
Here we are.
00:15:58.800 --> 00:16:00.200
Is this gonna be all right?
00:16:00.600 --> 00:16:02.717
It's just a movie, Babe.
00:16:04.520 --> 00:16:06.637
Mr. Hardy, when you touch
her knee with the mallet,
00:16:06.800 --> 00:16:08.920
she'll lift her leg like
you're checking her reflexes.
00:16:09.080 --> 00:16:10.400
All right. Thank you.
00:16:10.760 --> 00:16:12.114
Want to go for one, you two?
00:16:14.400 --> 00:16:16.278
Ready when you are, Ollie.
00:16:17.400 --> 00:16:18.675
Going to be great.
00:16:21.280 --> 00:16:22.600
Thank you, dear.
00:16:22.760 --> 00:16:25.480
You and Harry are just
gonna be great together.
00:16:27.360 --> 00:16:29.238
- Roll sound.
- Sound speed.
00:16:29.400 --> 00:16:30.800
- Okay, roll camera.
- Camera speed.
00:16:30.840 --> 00:16:31.637
Mark it.
00:16:31.840 --> 00:16:33.399
"Zenobia," scene 21, take one.
00:16:33.560 --> 00:16:35.791
And... action!
00:16:36.920 --> 00:16:38.877
Why don't we have
Stanley sign?
00:16:39.360 --> 00:16:41.760
Then all we have to do is have
Oliver sign when he gets here.
00:16:41.960 --> 00:16:43.633
That's-that's a good idea,
right, Joe?
00:17:05.160 --> 00:17:06.256
Listen, we need to make sure
00:17:06.280 --> 00:17:09.557
we're in a nicer hotel
once the girls get here.
00:17:09.720 --> 00:17:11.074
Have you heard from Muffin?
00:17:11.480 --> 00:17:13.676
- Miffin.
- Miffin?
00:17:13.960 --> 00:17:16.270
- Is that really his name?
- Mm-hmm.
00:17:16.480 --> 00:17:18.631
Has he given you
our shooting dates yet?
00:17:18.800 --> 00:17:20.359
I'm waiting on a call, Ollie.
00:17:20.520 --> 00:17:22.910
Hey, what do you think about
this as a title for the movie?
00:17:23.280 --> 00:17:25.272
- Hmm?
- "Rob 'Em Good."
00:17:25.480 --> 00:17:26.709
As a play on "Robin Hood."
00:17:27.400 --> 00:17:28.400
Right.
00:17:28.960 --> 00:17:30.394
Yeah, I like it.
00:17:30.920 --> 00:17:32.320
I-I've been working
on this scene.
00:17:32.840 --> 00:17:34.752
Uh, uh, you and I
00:17:34.920 --> 00:17:36.991
break into the castle
to rescue Maid Marian.
00:17:37.680 --> 00:17:40.991
Right? And we're hiding from
the guards behind a curtain.
00:17:41.200 --> 00:17:43.635
Uh, uh, let me show you.
00:17:43.920 --> 00:17:47.960
Uh, you're the guard, and,
uh, uh, turn your head away.
00:17:48.120 --> 00:17:49.190
All right.
00:17:49.520 --> 00:17:51.079
Okay, so you grab a sword.
00:17:52.040 --> 00:17:53.838
Then you try and stab me
through the curtain.
00:17:54.000 --> 00:17:56.231
Hold on there. I have to get a sword.
00:17:56.400 --> 00:17:58.198
- You see that I'm hiding.
- Yes.
00:17:58.360 --> 00:18:00.480
You see by my feet I'm
hiding, so you stab at my head.
00:18:01.120 --> 00:18:03.112
Well, you can't hide from me.
00:18:05.040 --> 00:18:06.240
- Now what?
- And then you just
00:18:06.280 --> 00:18:07.920
grab the drapes
and pull them apart and...
00:18:13.480 --> 00:18:15.039
Is that funny?
00:18:18.640 --> 00:18:20.996
Why you stay in guest house?
00:18:21.200 --> 00:18:22.793
You should be in best hotel.
00:18:22.960 --> 00:18:24.792
Beggars can't be choosers,
can they?
00:18:24.960 --> 00:18:27.270
Okay, then why you not
play West End?
00:18:27.440 --> 00:18:29.750
No, no, no, no.
I don't like this Delfont.
00:18:30.280 --> 00:18:32.351
Ida, he booked the tour
for us, and we...
00:18:32.520 --> 00:18:36.196
we didn't exactly have too many
other offers, now, did we?
00:18:36.360 --> 00:18:38.750
And, anyway, we-we have
the movie to look forward to.
00:18:39.160 --> 00:18:41.550
I guess the theater's
a little small, but that means
00:18:41.760 --> 00:18:43.216
- it'll be easier to sell out.
- Mm-hm, mm-hm.
00:18:43.240 --> 00:18:46.074
How is Oliver?
Hmm? He pulling weight?
00:18:46.680 --> 00:18:47.680
He's fine.
00:18:48.240 --> 00:18:49.240
Hello?
00:18:51.160 --> 00:18:52.389
Stanley!
00:18:53.240 --> 00:18:54.240
Hello.
00:18:54.480 --> 00:18:55.516
Hello? Ida?
00:18:55.680 --> 00:18:57.319
- Stanley.
- Thank goodness for that.
00:18:57.880 --> 00:18:59.473
- Thought I'd lost you.
- Oy.
00:18:59.720 --> 00:19:01.677
Honey, I'm-I'm all out
of change. I gotta go.
00:19:01.880 --> 00:19:02.950
Okay, you hang up first.
00:19:03.160 --> 00:19:04.160
- No, no. You.
- Okay.
00:19:04.162 --> 00:19:05.958
Oh three. One. Two.
00:19:06.240 --> 00:19:07.913
- Three. I love you!
- I love you.
00:19:08.680 --> 00:19:09.750
Hello?
00:19:46.720 --> 00:19:47.915
Hello, Ollie.
00:19:48.320 --> 00:19:50.676
I didn't expect
to see you here today.
00:19:51.200 --> 00:19:53.715
Well, I didn't have
anything better to do...
00:19:54.240 --> 00:19:56.038
...so I thought
I'd come and see you.
00:19:57.280 --> 00:19:58.280
Thank you.
00:20:04.000 --> 00:20:05.070
What have you got there?
00:20:05.800 --> 00:20:08.360
I brought you some
hard-boiled eggs and some nuts.
00:20:09.560 --> 00:20:13.349
Now, you know I can't eat
hard-boiled eggs and nuts.
00:20:13.560 --> 00:20:15.074
If you wanted to
bring me something,
00:20:15.240 --> 00:20:17.550
why didn't you bring me
a box of candy?
00:20:17.720 --> 00:20:20.952
Well, you still haven't paid me
for the last box I brought you.
00:20:22.640 --> 00:20:25.633
Hard-boiled eggs and nuts.
00:20:26.280 --> 00:20:27.475
Mmm!
00:21:24.400 --> 00:21:27.950
What's going on out there
with all those empty seats?
00:21:30.520 --> 00:21:31.749
H-How's your knee?
00:21:32.360 --> 00:21:33.760
It hurts.
00:21:42.920 --> 00:21:45.674
Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you so very kindly.
00:21:45.840 --> 00:21:48.121
We hope you've enjoyed our
little bit of fun here tonight.
00:21:48.200 --> 00:21:49.600
We certainly have
enjoyed ourselves.
00:21:50.360 --> 00:21:51.714
Pretty empty last night.
00:21:52.320 --> 00:21:53.834
Pretty empty?
00:21:54.360 --> 00:21:56.955
Could have invited the entire
audience back to our hotel,
00:21:57.120 --> 00:21:58.998
and there would have been
plenty of room.
00:21:59.160 --> 00:22:01.356
Listen, we have to make sure
Muffin doesn't come
00:22:01.520 --> 00:22:03.113
until these houses pick up.
00:22:03.280 --> 00:22:06.193
We don't want him getting
cold feet about the movie.
00:22:06.360 --> 00:22:08.440
Well, then I won't invite him
until we get to London.
00:22:08.520 --> 00:22:10.159
All right. You got it?
00:22:10.320 --> 00:22:13.677
- Yeah, I got it.
- Here.
00:22:13.840 --> 00:22:14.840
What time's our train?
00:22:14.920 --> 00:22:16.877
- 8:05.
- What time is it now?
00:22:17.320 --> 00:22:18.595
Hold this.
00:22:29.920 --> 00:22:32.389
Do we really need that trunk?
00:22:51.640 --> 00:22:55.156
How about I just punch you
right on the nose?
00:22:55.360 --> 00:22:57.352
I haven't done that
for a long time.
00:22:58.040 --> 00:22:59.918
Can I poke you in the eye?
00:23:01.960 --> 00:23:03.030
You could wring my neck.
00:23:04.560 --> 00:23:06.080
I think I'd rather
poke you in the eye.
00:23:06.120 --> 00:23:08.032
- It's simple.
- Yeah, but if you wring my neck,
00:23:08.240 --> 00:23:10.197
I can do that thing
with my tongue.
00:23:16.200 --> 00:23:17.336
You know,
I don't know if my knees
00:23:17.360 --> 00:23:20.034
- are gonna hold out for this.
- That's all right.
00:23:20.200 --> 00:23:22.920
We'll just finish with a song
instead of the dance.
00:23:23.080 --> 00:23:24.120
No, I don't mean the tour.
00:23:24.280 --> 00:23:27.079
I mean this scene in the movie
where I fall into the river.
00:23:27.280 --> 00:23:29.237
But that's historical,
you-you know. It's famous.
00:23:29.400 --> 00:23:31.280
Robin Hood has a fight
on the middle of the log.
00:23:31.320 --> 00:23:32.595
We-we gotta do that.
00:23:32.840 --> 00:23:35.753
It's a made-up story.
It's not historical.
00:23:36.240 --> 00:23:39.995
All right, look, all I can say
is I'll do the best I can.
00:23:40.160 --> 00:23:43.073
Tell you what, I'll have a word
with the producer, Miffin.
00:23:43.240 --> 00:23:44.400
I'm sure he can cut round you
00:23:44.480 --> 00:23:46.915
when we...
when we shoot the picture.
00:23:47.600 --> 00:23:50.035
Maybe I will wring your neck.
00:23:51.080 --> 00:23:52.275
Mr. Miffin, please.
00:23:53.640 --> 00:23:55.040
It's Stan Laurel.
00:23:55.800 --> 00:23:57.871
L-A-U-R-E-L.
00:23:58.520 --> 00:23:59.715
That's right.
00:24:00.520 --> 00:24:03.115
Oh, that... well, that's
very kind of you to say.
00:24:03.960 --> 00:24:06.191
I'm afraid Mr. Hardy's, uh,
00:24:06.360 --> 00:24:08.238
indisposed right now.
00:24:08.600 --> 00:24:11.160
He's working in
a Swiss cheese factory.
00:24:11.320 --> 00:24:13.789
He got the job
putting the holes in.
00:24:15.840 --> 00:24:18.196
S-So, uh, Mr. Miffin?
00:24:20.040 --> 00:24:21.040
Is he? All right.
00:24:21.120 --> 00:24:23.794
Well, he-he sure does
take a lot of meetings.
00:24:23.960 --> 00:24:25.480
It's just that I need
to confirm a date
00:24:25.520 --> 00:24:27.796
for him to come and see
our show in London.
00:24:30.520 --> 00:24:33.399
All right, no, well, I'll-I'll
call again another time.
00:24:33.560 --> 00:24:34.710
Thank you.
00:24:39.520 --> 00:24:42.831
- How's Ida?
- Oh, she's fine. You know.
00:24:43.400 --> 00:24:44.776
She says she's really
looking forward
00:24:44.800 --> 00:24:46.393
to seeing you
and Lucille again.
00:24:46.560 --> 00:24:48.199
- Very much.
- Good.
00:24:48.680 --> 00:24:50.831
Oh, I... I got you something.
00:24:51.440 --> 00:24:52.794
Oh.
00:24:53.720 --> 00:24:55.791
Here, hold onto this.
00:25:00.000 --> 00:25:00.831
How do I look?
00:25:01.000 --> 00:25:02.070
You look swell.
00:25:03.080 --> 00:25:05.072
We're two peas in a pod.
00:25:05.360 --> 00:25:06.476
We just want to know
00:25:06.680 --> 00:25:08.751
who's playing
Laurel and Hardy, please.
00:25:08.920 --> 00:25:11.151
- They're playing themselves.
- Who are?
00:25:11.360 --> 00:25:13.352
Laurel and Hardy,
here in person.
00:25:13.640 --> 00:25:15.677
The poster says,
they're-they're here in person.
00:25:15.880 --> 00:25:17.473
But they've been retired
for years.
00:25:17.640 --> 00:25:20.394
- They're playing themselves.
- Good afternoon, folks.
00:25:20.560 --> 00:25:21.560
- Look, Mammy.
- Hello.
00:25:21.640 --> 00:25:23.472
Oh, ma'am,
i-if you're buying tickets,
00:25:23.640 --> 00:25:24.960
tell them
you're friends of ours.
00:25:25.120 --> 00:25:26.554
He'll charge you extra.
00:25:27.720 --> 00:25:29.632
Two seats, front row.
00:26:05.440 --> 00:26:08.751
Mmm. The eternal
mysteries of Scottish cuisine.
00:26:08.960 --> 00:26:10.917
- Hmm.
- Ever had haggis, Oliver?
00:26:11.240 --> 00:26:12.310
No.
00:26:12.760 --> 00:26:13.955
Don't.
00:26:15.320 --> 00:26:19.280
Now, then, gentlemen,
can I just say, terrific show.
00:26:19.440 --> 00:26:20.271
Absolutely terrific.
00:26:20.440 --> 00:26:21.456
- Thank you. Yeah.
- Thank you.
00:26:21.480 --> 00:26:23.676
- I couldn't be happier.
- Well, let me tell you.
00:26:23.840 --> 00:26:25.680
We're going to be working
in some new material.
00:26:25.840 --> 00:26:26.956
- Right, Stan?
- Ooh.
00:26:27.120 --> 00:26:28.839
Yeah, we have
a double-door routine,
00:26:29.000 --> 00:26:31.834
um, set in a railway station,
and when Babe's leg is better,
00:26:32.000 --> 00:26:33.456
we're gonna reintroduce
the dance routine.
00:26:33.480 --> 00:26:34.936
Yes, I think
that will all help enormously.
00:26:34.960 --> 00:26:37.794
Double-door routine...
audiences will love that.
00:26:37.960 --> 00:26:39.872
How do you feel about
the size of the audiences?
00:26:40.320 --> 00:26:43.279
To be honest, I've been
a little disappointed.
00:26:43.440 --> 00:26:44.556
And I think it's because of
00:26:44.720 --> 00:26:46.677
all these small theaters
we've been playing.
00:26:46.880 --> 00:26:49.520
Yes, and I am
absolutely furious about that.
00:26:49.680 --> 00:26:51.911
All due respect, Bernard,
you picked them.
00:26:52.080 --> 00:26:53.400
Now, I-I don't know
what happened
00:26:53.560 --> 00:26:55.376
with the larger theaters
we were talking about...
00:26:55.400 --> 00:26:57.437
Well, they said
they were all booked up.
00:26:57.600 --> 00:26:59.432
Yeah, by Norman Wisdom.
00:26:59.600 --> 00:27:01.751
Uh, isn't he one of your acts?
00:27:01.960 --> 00:27:04.600
Boys, the last thing I want
to do is start canceling shows.
00:27:04.760 --> 00:27:06.576
Wait, wait. Who's talking
about canceling shows?
00:27:06.600 --> 00:27:07.397
Not me.
00:27:07.600 --> 00:27:09.159
Well, we've only been
at it a week.
00:27:09.320 --> 00:27:11.915
Yeah, wh-when do you plan
to finish this tour?
00:27:12.080 --> 00:27:14.080
Well, if we wrap things up
before we get to London,
00:27:14.480 --> 00:27:16.870
that would give us
another ten shows or so.
00:27:17.040 --> 00:27:19.536
And with a bit of a push, you know,
final shows, that sort of thing,
00:27:19.560 --> 00:27:21.677
we should be able
to go out with a bang.
00:27:22.000 --> 00:27:23.514
- In Hull.
- No. Wait, no.
00:27:23.680 --> 00:27:25.120
- Hull?
- We have this movie producer
00:27:25.160 --> 00:27:27.356
coming to our show
in London in a month.
00:27:27.560 --> 00:27:29.016
- Isn't that right, Stan?
- That's right.
00:27:29.040 --> 00:27:31.350
And Ida and Lucille,
they're flying over.
00:27:31.520 --> 00:27:34.194
We can't finish
the show before London.
00:27:34.360 --> 00:27:36.192
- Bernard, we've been clear
- Mm-hmm.
00:27:36.360 --> 00:27:38.158
that the only reason
we were doing this tour
00:27:38.320 --> 00:27:40.710
was so we could pull that
Robin Hood picture together.
00:27:40.880 --> 00:27:42.536
- That's right.
- Boys, boys, I know you're peeved,
00:27:42.560 --> 00:27:44.552
but could I just say,
I am furious.
00:27:44.960 --> 00:27:46.952
I mean, they said,
"Oh, people don't come
00:27:47.120 --> 00:27:48.634
to the theater anymore."
00:27:48.800 --> 00:27:49.936
They said,
"They just stay at home
00:27:49.960 --> 00:27:51.800
"watching their new
television sets, or they go
00:27:51.840 --> 00:27:53.194
"and watch
Laurel and Hardy reruns
00:27:53.400 --> 00:27:55.096
- at the local picture house."
- We don't get paid
00:27:55.120 --> 00:27:56.936
- for those reruns, you know?
- That's what I said,
00:27:56.960 --> 00:27:58.416
and then they said,
"Could you persuade
00:27:58.440 --> 00:27:59.920
"Stan and Ollie
to do some publicity
00:28:00.080 --> 00:28:01.336
in order to turn
the tour around?"
00:28:01.360 --> 00:28:03.636
And I said, "If you think
00:28:03.840 --> 00:28:05.176
"that I'm gonna ask
Laurel and Hardy
00:28:05.200 --> 00:28:07.715
"to do some publicity stunts,
then you, my friend,
00:28:07.880 --> 00:28:09.678
are sorely mistaken."
00:28:11.880 --> 00:28:14.076
Hold on. Hold on, now.
00:28:15.160 --> 00:28:16.992
We could do that,
couldn't we, Stan?
00:28:17.560 --> 00:28:19.392
Sure, if you feel
up to it, Babe.
00:28:20.320 --> 00:28:21.320
Sure.
00:28:21.520 --> 00:28:22.696
It would mean
a very large amount
00:28:22.720 --> 00:28:24.359
of extra work for you both,
00:28:24.560 --> 00:28:26.160
making public appearances,
shop openings,
00:28:26.360 --> 00:28:28.431
meeting local dignitaries,
so on and so forth.
00:28:28.840 --> 00:28:31.514
- Would there be any more money?
- They said no.
00:28:31.680 --> 00:28:32.830
Uh, who is "they"?
00:28:33.040 --> 00:28:35.316
People. The worst kind.
00:28:35.520 --> 00:28:37.352
Wait, I-I thought
you were in charge.
00:28:37.800 --> 00:28:39.393
So did I.
00:28:45.160 --> 00:28:47.720
- All right, we'll do it.
- Terrific.
00:28:47.880 --> 00:28:49.720
Well, I've told the press
and the newsreel boys
00:28:49.840 --> 00:28:51.840
that there'll be a welcoming
committee in Carlisle.
00:28:51.880 --> 00:28:53.951
Lord Mayor will be there.
He's desperate to see you.
00:28:54.120 --> 00:28:55.759
He is a huge fan.
I'll make some calls.
00:28:55.960 --> 00:28:57.155
Delicious.
00:29:03.240 --> 00:29:04.913
Nothing new about
a couple of funnymen
00:29:05.080 --> 00:29:06.355
making personal appearances.
00:29:06.520 --> 00:29:07.670
When Laurel and Hardy do it,
00:29:07.840 --> 00:29:10.480
you can expect complications.
00:29:11.360 --> 00:29:13.238
But even at a moment like this,
00:29:13.400 --> 00:29:16.234
trouble just seems
to follow them around.
00:30:13.760 --> 00:30:15.160
Oh!
00:30:15.840 --> 00:30:18.400
- What's the matter?
- My head hurts.
00:30:18.560 --> 00:30:20.074
I'll get a doctor.
00:30:20.240 --> 00:30:22.311
Oh!
00:30:22.480 --> 00:30:25.837
Never mind the doctor.
Just get my glass of water.
00:30:26.000 --> 00:30:27.150
Oh!
00:32:14.440 --> 00:32:16.272
Unbelievable.
00:32:16.440 --> 00:32:18.193
It certainly is.
00:32:28.520 --> 00:32:31.877
Sorry to bother you, chaps.
Mr. Delfont would like to speak to you.
00:32:33.480 --> 00:32:34.880
Uh-oh.
00:32:35.040 --> 00:32:36.918
Any last words?
00:32:40.040 --> 00:32:41.394
Evening, gentlemen.
00:32:42.200 --> 00:32:44.032
If it's, uh,
all right with you,
00:32:44.200 --> 00:32:46.157
I'd quite like to have
a discussion about...
00:32:46.600 --> 00:32:47.716
where we go from here.
00:32:48.320 --> 00:32:50.960
Let me guess.
Back to America?
00:32:51.360 --> 00:32:52.476
Oblivion?
00:32:54.000 --> 00:32:55.832
That was...
00:32:56.840 --> 00:32:58.035
It was pure magic.
00:32:59.280 --> 00:33:00.509
It was brilliant.
00:33:00.720 --> 00:33:03.001
And ticket sales have improved
over the last week so much,
00:33:03.360 --> 00:33:05.795
mainly due to your efforts,
00:33:06.280 --> 00:33:07.760
we've sold out
almost everywhere.
00:33:08.680 --> 00:33:09.716
Uh, what about London?
00:33:09.920 --> 00:33:11.798
Well, not only are we
going to London,
00:33:11.960 --> 00:33:13.496
but so many people
want to come see the show
00:33:13.520 --> 00:33:15.200
that I've had to look
for a bigger theater.
00:33:15.360 --> 00:33:18.432
So I've, uh... I've booked
the Lyceum for two weeks.
00:33:18.640 --> 00:33:20.199
We're guaranteed
to sell it out.
00:33:20.400 --> 00:33:21.959
That's-that's over 2,000 seats.
00:33:22.120 --> 00:33:23.839
- Indeed.
- Wow.
00:33:24.120 --> 00:33:26.800
Do you know, it's moments like this
that make me love this industry.
00:33:26.960 --> 00:33:28.030
Madness.
00:33:28.200 --> 00:33:29.998
It's beautiful madness.
00:33:31.080 --> 00:33:33.993
And it's not about the money.
It is not about the money.
00:33:34.400 --> 00:33:35.754
I swear on...
00:33:35.920 --> 00:33:37.513
Well, I swear
on both your lives.
00:33:38.160 --> 00:33:39.560
You both feeling all right?
00:33:42.840 --> 00:33:44.877
That's...
that's pretty good, yeah.
00:33:45.080 --> 00:33:47.231
- Yeah, leave the jokes to us.
- All right.
00:33:48.440 --> 00:33:51.478
Seriously, though,
it's a very special evening.
00:33:52.160 --> 00:33:54.277
- Thank you, Bernie.
- Thank you.
00:34:00.680 --> 00:34:02.637
Well, that went well.
00:34:02.920 --> 00:34:04.718
It certainly did.
00:34:15.640 --> 00:34:18.553
So, you're on the log
with Robin Hood,
00:34:18.720 --> 00:34:20.757
and he asks you what you want
to see him about,
00:34:20.960 --> 00:34:22.314
and then you say...
00:34:22.480 --> 00:34:24.711
"We're going to give him
a piece of my mind."
00:34:25.080 --> 00:34:26.480
"We certainly are."
00:34:26.640 --> 00:34:28.199
"We'd give him
a piece of his, too,
00:34:28.360 --> 00:34:30.556
but he doesn't have any
to spare."
00:34:31.400 --> 00:34:32.675
Yeah, that's a nice line.
00:34:33.600 --> 00:34:35.831
Have you reached
this Muffin fella yet?
00:34:37.600 --> 00:34:39.557
I mean, I'm enjoying
how the show's going,
00:34:39.760 --> 00:34:42.912
but it's the movie
we're doing it for, isn't it?
00:34:43.080 --> 00:34:44.120
Well, that's right, the...
00:34:44.160 --> 00:34:46.311
you know, one thing
leads to another.
00:34:46.800 --> 00:34:48.154
Well, I sure hope so.
00:34:48.880 --> 00:34:51.793
Not exactly spring chickens
anymore, are we?
00:34:53.000 --> 00:34:56.152
London terminus,
next and final stop.
00:34:56.400 --> 00:34:57.720
All change.
00:34:59.120 --> 00:35:01.191
Well, here we are.
00:35:01.880 --> 00:35:05.396
There it is, the Eiffel Tower.
00:35:48.640 --> 00:35:50.757
Ah, here we are.
00:35:52.080 --> 00:35:53.355
That's the one.
00:35:53.520 --> 00:35:55.056
- Look at that. That's wonderful.
- Yeah.
00:35:55.080 --> 00:35:56.833
- It's-it's a beautiful piece, sir.
- Hmm.
00:35:58.440 --> 00:35:59.640
Mr. Laurel not with you today?
00:36:00.200 --> 00:36:04.240
Oh, no, he got himself a new
job mending broken biscuits.
00:36:05.800 --> 00:36:07.757
I think it's wonderful
you're still going.
00:36:08.640 --> 00:36:11.599
Well, rigor mortis
has not set in yet.
00:36:18.960 --> 00:36:20.599
Sir, he's ready to see you now.
00:36:20.760 --> 00:36:23.195
- If you'd like to come along with me...
- Thank you.
00:36:25.000 --> 00:36:26.229
Good morning.
00:36:26.880 --> 00:36:29.111
Uh, I'm here to see Mr. Miffin.
00:36:29.280 --> 00:36:32.318
- And your name, please?
- Uh, Mr. Laurel.
00:36:33.280 --> 00:36:35.590
Do you have an appointment,
Mr. Lauren?
00:36:35.920 --> 00:36:38.515
Well, no, we keep missing
each other on the telephone,
00:36:38.680 --> 00:36:41.036
so I thought if I dropped by,
that'd be the easiest thing.
00:36:41.240 --> 00:36:42.993
'Cause he's not here right now.
00:36:44.680 --> 00:36:47.149
Well, I can wait.
00:36:51.040 --> 00:36:53.191
I think I-I've been speaking
to a different girl on...
00:36:53.360 --> 00:36:54.919
on the telephone about this.
00:36:55.080 --> 00:36:57.436
Uh, I've been speaking to her
for quite some time.
00:36:57.600 --> 00:36:58.795
She's left.
00:37:00.920 --> 00:37:02.400
Has she?
00:37:03.520 --> 00:37:06.877
You sure you want to wait?
He might be quite a while.
00:37:09.200 --> 00:37:11.396
Well, I'm here now, aren't I?
00:37:12.560 --> 00:37:13.920
Take a seat over there,
Mr. Lauren.
00:37:14.520 --> 00:37:17.399
- Laurel.
- I'll let his office know that you're here.
00:37:26.120 --> 00:37:29.079
There's a gentleman here
says his name's Mr. Lauren.
00:37:32.400 --> 00:37:33.800
Right.
00:37:40.040 --> 00:37:43.112
You know, now that
I see these two together,
00:37:43.360 --> 00:37:44.714
I-I almost prefer this one.
00:37:45.400 --> 00:37:47.039
It's our finest bracelet.
00:37:47.280 --> 00:37:50.034
My wife is coming in
from America today.
00:37:50.240 --> 00:37:51.594
It'll be a gift for her.
00:37:52.160 --> 00:37:54.117
- 350 pounds.
- Oh.
00:37:55.320 --> 00:37:57.789
Let me just double-check
something real quick here.
00:37:58.000 --> 00:38:02.074
Uh... do-do-do-do-da.
00:38:02.640 --> 00:38:04.518
Ah, yes.
00:38:05.400 --> 00:38:07.551
I wonder if you could
hold onto this for me.
00:38:07.760 --> 00:38:10.480
I-I seem to have brought
the wrong wallet with me.
00:38:10.960 --> 00:38:13.236
So I'll just tootle back
to the hotel
00:38:13.400 --> 00:38:15.312
and be right back
tout de suite.
00:38:15.520 --> 00:38:16.520
Of course, sir.
00:38:55.840 --> 00:38:56.840
Hello, Raymond?
00:38:56.960 --> 00:38:59.111
Well, I was wondering
if you could speak to your man
00:38:59.280 --> 00:39:01.033
and-and...
and place a bet for me.
00:39:01.680 --> 00:39:02.680
Well, I'll tell you.
00:39:02.840 --> 00:39:07.312
It's Hometown Boy at Kempton,
the 2:30, five to one.
00:39:08.400 --> 00:39:09.914
Um...
00:39:10.280 --> 00:39:12.192
let-let's make it 60.
00:39:12.560 --> 00:39:14.119
60 pounds on the nose.
00:39:27.800 --> 00:39:29.951
Hello? Can I help you?
00:39:30.160 --> 00:39:32.117
Sorry.
I have asked you to wait.
00:39:32.400 --> 00:39:33.834
Please, you're not
allowed in there!
00:39:35.000 --> 00:39:36.000
Miss Clarke!
00:39:36.040 --> 00:39:38.600
Mr. Lauren's in
Mr. Miffin's office!
00:39:42.120 --> 00:39:43.713
You're here to see Mr. Miffin?
00:39:44.120 --> 00:39:46.589
Yes, uh, I'm sorry, uh...
00:39:46.760 --> 00:39:47.760
uh, yes, I am.
00:39:47.840 --> 00:39:50.833
I'm his production executive,
Cynthia Clarke.
00:39:51.000 --> 00:39:53.276
- Hello, Cynthia.
- Oh.
00:39:54.200 --> 00:39:56.237
Mr. Miffin is still detained,
00:39:56.400 --> 00:39:58.232
but I've just spoken to him
on the telephone,
00:39:58.400 --> 00:40:00.517
and he wanted me to explain
the situation to you.
00:40:01.800 --> 00:40:04.269
He says he's sorry,
but he's been unable
00:40:04.440 --> 00:40:07.717
to raise the finance needed
to proceed with the film.
00:40:10.640 --> 00:40:12.233
Oh, I-I see.
00:40:13.240 --> 00:40:16.119
He said he made it clear
in a cable he sent to you
00:40:16.280 --> 00:40:17.873
before you left
the United States
00:40:18.040 --> 00:40:20.919
that all the finance
wasn't in place.
00:40:22.080 --> 00:40:26.233
Yes, well, I thought he'd
have it all lined up by now.
00:40:27.000 --> 00:40:29.993
He wanted you to know
that he did everything he could
00:40:30.160 --> 00:40:31.435
to bring the project together,
00:40:31.600 --> 00:40:33.319
but he feels sure
you'll understand
00:40:33.480 --> 00:40:35.676
that the market is very
challenging at the moment
00:40:35.840 --> 00:40:38.309
and it simply wasn't possible.
00:40:41.320 --> 00:40:43.960
Yes, well... thank you.
00:40:44.120 --> 00:40:46.396
Uh, thank you for your time.
00:41:17.360 --> 00:41:19.750
Get The Sporting Times.
00:41:21.920 --> 00:41:23.718
The Sporting Times, please.
00:41:23.880 --> 00:41:25.394
There you are. Thank you.
00:41:26.120 --> 00:41:28.840
Get The Sporting Times.
00:41:47.960 --> 00:41:51.556
- Bye-bye, now, kids.
- Bye-bye.
00:42:02.480 --> 00:42:04.676
- Oh, what's all this here?
- Oh.
00:42:04.840 --> 00:42:06.320
- All right, gents.
- Hi, boys.
00:42:06.520 --> 00:42:08.512
- Good afternoon, Mr. Hardy.
- Delfont's idea.
00:42:08.680 --> 00:42:10.433
He... he thought
that the girls arriving
00:42:10.600 --> 00:42:12.440
would be a good excuse
for some free publicity.
00:42:12.520 --> 00:42:13.520
Ah.
00:42:13.640 --> 00:42:16.030
Hmm. I'm really looking forward
to seeing them.
00:42:16.200 --> 00:42:18.351
Oh, I've been
counting the days.
00:42:18.760 --> 00:42:21.639
46. Since we got here.
00:42:21.800 --> 00:42:22.800
46 days.
00:42:23.120 --> 00:42:24.873
46?
00:42:25.040 --> 00:42:26.713
Who counts from 46?
00:42:27.080 --> 00:42:28.673
I was missing her.
00:42:29.000 --> 00:42:30.195
Hey, I've been thinking.
00:42:30.400 --> 00:42:31.720
We don't need to tell the girls
00:42:31.920 --> 00:42:33.520
about everything
we've been doing, do we?
00:42:33.640 --> 00:42:34.936
- Um, no.
- I don't want to mention
00:42:34.960 --> 00:42:36.917
these personal appearances
and the drinking.
00:42:37.400 --> 00:42:39.681
Uh, no, th-there's no sense
in getting them all worked up.
00:42:39.800 --> 00:42:43.510
We'll just talk about how well
the tour's going and the movie.
00:42:44.600 --> 00:42:46.273
Sure, and the movie.
00:42:47.680 --> 00:42:49.000
Hey, if the car pulls up here,
00:42:49.160 --> 00:42:51.231
do you think we could do
the door routine?
00:42:52.120 --> 00:42:53.474
You just never stop, do you?
00:42:54.360 --> 00:42:56.080
- Ooh, here they are.
- Here they are. Okay.
00:42:56.320 --> 00:42:59.233
There she is. Aw.
00:43:03.000 --> 00:43:04.275
- Hey, sweetie pie.
- Hello.
00:43:04.440 --> 00:43:05.271
Hi, Stan.
00:43:05.440 --> 00:43:08.376
Hey, girls, will you both get out this side?
I've got something I want you to do.
00:43:08.400 --> 00:43:10.096
Of course, darling.
I give them my good side.
00:43:10.120 --> 00:43:11.918
Oh, no, Stanley,
we just got here.
00:43:12.080 --> 00:43:13.150
- Come on, girls.
- Oh...
00:43:13.640 --> 00:43:15.040
Comedy duo Laurel and Hardy
00:43:15.200 --> 00:43:18.272
were joined in London
this week by their wives.
00:43:18.640 --> 00:43:20.996
But even in a simple situation
like this,
00:43:21.200 --> 00:43:23.715
trouble has a habit
of following them around.
00:43:24.680 --> 00:43:26.592
Oliver Hardy, Bachelor of Arts,
00:43:26.760 --> 00:43:29.480
always seems to have things
under control.
00:43:30.360 --> 00:43:34.036
But somehow, things never quite
work out that way.
00:43:35.480 --> 00:43:37.756
Yes, they're reunited again,
00:43:37.920 --> 00:43:41.834
and now everyone can start
making up for lost time.
00:43:45.880 --> 00:43:47.519
Well, I hope they got all that.
00:43:47.680 --> 00:43:49.080
It's fine.
It'll get a laugh.
00:43:49.240 --> 00:43:51.232
Oh, well, I'm awfully glad
about that, boys,
00:43:51.440 --> 00:43:53.456
but it would have been nice
to say hello to my husband
00:43:53.480 --> 00:43:56.120
without immediately being
pressed into one of your skits.
00:43:56.320 --> 00:43:57.879
Oh, Lord.
It was just small fun.
00:43:58.040 --> 00:43:59.633
- Oh, is that what it was, Ida?
- Mwah.
00:44:00.160 --> 00:44:02.038
Don't be cross, angel.
00:44:02.520 --> 00:44:04.040
Who knows?
Maybe you'll get discovered.
00:44:04.120 --> 00:44:06.510
They could say, "She ought to
be in pictures."
00:44:06.840 --> 00:44:08.274
No. No, no, no, I don't...
00:44:08.440 --> 00:44:10.113
I don't think so, no.
00:44:12.360 --> 00:44:14.192
Oliver, can we visit
the Tower of London
00:44:14.360 --> 00:44:15.430
and Saint Paul's?
00:44:15.600 --> 00:44:16.829
- Oh, and Harrods?
- Of course.
00:44:17.000 --> 00:44:18.070
Oh, and Buckingham Palace,
00:44:18.240 --> 00:44:19.879
where that darling
new queen lives.
00:44:20.040 --> 00:44:22.794
Of course, angel. You can visit
anywhere you like.
00:44:23.000 --> 00:44:25.276
No, no, no, Winter Palace
in Saint Petersburg.
00:44:25.440 --> 00:44:26.840
- Oh.
- Oh, this is palace. - Mm-hmm.
00:44:26.920 --> 00:44:28.991
The Buckingham
is little doghouse.
00:44:30.080 --> 00:44:30.911
We have been
00:44:31.080 --> 00:44:33.436
counting the days
until you got here.
00:44:33.600 --> 00:44:35.000
- Oh.
- All 46 of them.
00:44:35.160 --> 00:44:37.231
Did you know it was 46, Stan?
00:44:37.720 --> 00:44:39.916
How's the movie coming along,
Stanley?
00:44:41.400 --> 00:44:42.800
Oh, it's, uh... it's all set up
00:44:42.960 --> 00:44:44.872
- for when we finish the tour.
- Oh.
00:44:45.040 --> 00:44:47.111
There's this producer fella
named Muffin.
00:44:47.280 --> 00:44:48.111
Miffin.
00:44:48.280 --> 00:44:51.114
And, uh, Stan has
rewritten his script.
00:44:51.280 --> 00:44:52.680
Oliver, that's enough salt.
00:44:52.840 --> 00:44:54.296
You know it's bad
for your blood pressure.
00:44:54.320 --> 00:44:56.118
Oh, sorry, angel,
just a force of habit.
00:44:56.280 --> 00:44:57.800
Anyway, this producer
is set to come by
00:44:57.960 --> 00:44:59.599
and see the show
sometime next week.
00:44:59.800 --> 00:45:00.870
Isn't that right, Stan?
00:45:02.760 --> 00:45:06.197
Yeah, he said he'd-he'd try
and get along. Mm.
00:45:06.400 --> 00:45:08.869
Stan has been
taking wonderful care of me
00:45:09.240 --> 00:45:12.358
and making sure that Daddy
takes all of his tablets.
00:45:12.600 --> 00:45:14.216
Has he been taking
the blue ones, Stanley?
00:45:14.240 --> 00:45:16.436
Blue ones? I... I've been
giving him green ones.
00:45:16.720 --> 00:45:19.110
Green? Oh, my goodness.
Oliver, what are they?
00:45:19.360 --> 00:45:20.680
He's kidding.
00:45:20.840 --> 00:45:22.274
Well, I'm not
finding that funny.
00:45:22.920 --> 00:45:25.116
- I was dancer. Yes?
- Oh.
00:45:25.320 --> 00:45:26.800
I dance for Preston Sturges.
00:45:26.960 --> 00:45:28.838
- I dance for Harold Lloyd.
- Really, Ida?
00:45:29.000 --> 00:45:30.336
You've never mentioned
this before.
00:45:30.360 --> 00:45:32.829
When my knee hurt,
what I do, hmm?
00:45:33.400 --> 00:45:35.039
I dance some more, yes?
00:45:35.240 --> 00:45:38.756
I go faster, I jump high,
and hurt go away.
00:45:38.960 --> 00:45:39.757
- Oh. Mm.
- Hmm.
00:45:39.960 --> 00:45:40.960
Hmm? I forget pain,
00:45:41.040 --> 00:45:43.600
because pain is only
in your mind, Oliver.
00:45:43.800 --> 00:45:45.553
It's not in his mind, Ida.
It's in his knee.
00:45:45.760 --> 00:45:47.856
And there's no way that you
can do the scene in this movie
00:45:47.880 --> 00:45:49.200
where you fall into the river.
00:45:49.400 --> 00:45:51.676
- I've been telling her about the script.
- Oh.
00:45:51.920 --> 00:45:54.674
- Director can use double.
- That's what I told her.
00:45:54.840 --> 00:45:56.760
- Preston Sturges use double.
- Oh, and it's okay
00:45:56.840 --> 00:45:58.440
for Babe to sit about
in a river all day,
00:45:58.520 --> 00:45:59.776
is it, catching
his death of cold?
00:45:59.800 --> 00:46:01.314
I mean, honestly,
Stanley, come on.
00:46:01.480 --> 00:46:02.311
Why you say Stanley?
00:46:02.480 --> 00:46:03.709
- What?
- What?
00:46:03.880 --> 00:46:06.600
Anyway, show must go on, yes?
00:46:07.120 --> 00:46:08.679
And don't worry
about river jump.
00:46:08.840 --> 00:46:09.840
It's easy as cake.
00:46:10.000 --> 00:46:12.196
- Easy as pie.
- Yeah, it's-it's a piece of cake.
00:46:12.920 --> 00:46:14.274
That's what I say.
00:46:16.360 --> 00:46:19.000
What do you see
in a fat old man like me?
00:46:19.160 --> 00:46:22.790
Hey, you, that's my husband
you're talking about.
00:46:24.440 --> 00:46:28.354
I love you,
and you can't stop me.
00:46:29.840 --> 00:46:32.116
- Well, all right.
- Mmm.
00:46:38.200 --> 00:46:40.157
How was the trip over
with Ida?
00:46:40.320 --> 00:46:42.994
Oh, you know Ida.
Exhausting.
00:46:43.160 --> 00:46:44.560
When she gets something
in her head,
00:46:44.640 --> 00:46:47.758
she won't let it go
till she's worried it to death,
00:46:47.920 --> 00:46:49.434
and God forbid
anyone should raise
00:46:49.600 --> 00:46:51.796
the slightest criticism
of Stanley.
00:46:51.960 --> 00:46:53.440
She's a real piece of work.
00:46:53.600 --> 00:46:54.795
Yeah.
00:46:56.160 --> 00:46:58.880
Has he been pushing you
a little too hard, Babe?
00:46:59.080 --> 00:47:00.309
No.
00:47:02.600 --> 00:47:04.717
I mean, it is a bit
more difficult
00:47:04.920 --> 00:47:08.038
than I thought it might be,
but...
00:47:09.800 --> 00:47:11.757
the show must go on.
00:47:18.520 --> 00:47:22.230
I think she wear pants
in Hardy house, no?
00:47:22.440 --> 00:47:26.116
Oliver is like cat on hot roof
with Lucille.
00:47:26.600 --> 00:47:28.200
Babe's been like that
with all his wives.
00:47:28.280 --> 00:47:29.634
He runs round after them,
00:47:29.800 --> 00:47:31.480
jumping up and down,
trying to please them.
00:47:31.640 --> 00:47:32.869
Oh, you can learn this?
00:47:34.360 --> 00:47:36.158
She's been good for him,
00:47:36.320 --> 00:47:38.198
considering the state
he was in.
00:47:38.760 --> 00:47:40.513
The state we were both in.
00:47:44.280 --> 00:47:46.476
But now we don't drink
and we don't smoke,
00:47:46.640 --> 00:47:48.836
and we're very happy.
00:47:49.840 --> 00:47:52.480
He should say thank you to you
for all you do for him.
00:47:53.200 --> 00:47:56.637
You could have long time ago
said, "Goodbye, Oliver."
00:47:57.280 --> 00:48:00.637
That's all in the past,
and it's where it should stay.
00:48:02.360 --> 00:48:03.589
Thank you.
00:48:04.680 --> 00:48:05.955
You crazy. Send it back.
00:48:06.200 --> 00:48:07.856
I don't wanna drink it.
I just wanna smell it.
00:48:07.880 --> 00:48:09.155
No, it's bad for diabetes.
00:48:09.400 --> 00:48:10.470
No.
00:48:13.960 --> 00:48:15.519
Now you can't drink.
00:48:22.520 --> 00:48:24.671
I don't want to lose you,
Stanley.
00:48:34.160 --> 00:48:35.560
Mmm.
00:48:36.960 --> 00:48:40.351
And to think nobody knows
that you're really a man.
00:49:04.400 --> 00:49:07.393
Would you like me to arrange
you tickets for Norman Wisdom?
00:49:07.560 --> 00:49:08.720
Oh, I don't know who that is.
00:49:08.760 --> 00:49:10.456
Oh, one of the comic minds
of our generation.
00:49:10.480 --> 00:49:11.311
Oh, well, that's wonderful.
00:49:11.480 --> 00:49:12.920
- I'll speak to Oliver.
- Absolutely.
00:49:12.960 --> 00:49:14.680
- Yea high, cap. After you.
- Thank you. Oh.
00:49:14.760 --> 00:49:16.319
- Mm-mm. No, no, no. No, no.
- What?
00:49:16.480 --> 00:49:17.696
No, I don't wanna sit next to him.
00:49:17.720 --> 00:49:19.040
- Hello. Hello.
- Evening.
00:49:20.000 --> 00:49:22.151
Sold out. Wonderful.
00:49:22.760 --> 00:49:24.114
Huge box office.
00:49:24.280 --> 00:49:26.431
- Who?
- They sold a lot of tickets, Ida.
00:52:05.480 --> 00:52:07.472
I wonder when the boys
will be up.
00:52:07.680 --> 00:52:10.036
Why don't you ask someone
to go get them, hmm?
00:52:10.200 --> 00:52:11.634
Well, he seems
a little preoccupied
00:52:11.800 --> 00:52:13.553
with his fancy friends.
00:52:13.920 --> 00:52:15.434
Come, we stand like lemon, huh?
00:52:15.600 --> 00:52:16.875
Oh, Ida.
00:52:18.840 --> 00:52:19.671
Hello.
00:52:19.840 --> 00:52:21.593
Ladies, I was just
on my way over.
00:52:21.760 --> 00:52:22.840
Mrs. Laurel and Mrs. Hardy,
00:52:23.000 --> 00:52:24.719
may I introduce
Lord and Lady Warley
00:52:24.880 --> 00:52:26.120
and Mr. and Mrs.
Brockett-Smith.
00:52:26.240 --> 00:52:27.240
- Hello.
- Good evening.
00:52:27.320 --> 00:52:28.960
Such a wonderful reception,
isn't it, Ida?
00:52:29.040 --> 00:52:31.396
- It's okay.
- Did you enjoy the show?
00:52:31.600 --> 00:52:34.274
Oh, yes, very good.
Stuff and nonsense, wasn't it?
00:52:35.320 --> 00:52:36.879
Well, Mr. Delfont,
he told us that...
00:52:37.040 --> 00:52:39.794
I have many offer
to perform on London stage,
00:52:39.960 --> 00:52:41.952
but Hollywood call me.
00:52:42.120 --> 00:52:45.192
Oh, so you're a bit of
an actress yourself, are you?
00:52:45.360 --> 00:52:47.716
More of a dancer, really, with
a very high pain threshold.
00:52:47.880 --> 00:52:51.032
I make film with, uh,
Preston Sturges and, um...
00:52:51.200 --> 00:52:52.376
- Harold Lloyd.
- Harold Lloyd.
00:52:52.400 --> 00:52:53.959
No time for London stage.
00:52:54.120 --> 00:52:55.440
No, and I'm sure
the London stage
00:52:55.600 --> 00:52:57.432
has been kicking itself
all these years.
00:52:57.600 --> 00:52:59.512
- Oh, yes.
- Yes.
00:53:00.840 --> 00:53:02.160
We have to find our boys.
00:53:02.400 --> 00:53:03.516
Excuse me.
00:53:05.360 --> 00:53:07.352
Two double acts
for the price of one.
00:53:08.360 --> 00:53:09.496
This line that Robin Hood has
00:53:09.520 --> 00:53:11.751
about stealing from the rich
and giving to the poor,
00:53:11.920 --> 00:53:13.877
th-there's a gag there
somewhere, isn't there?
00:53:14.520 --> 00:53:16.680
Babe, the girls are gonna be
waiting for us downstairs.
00:53:16.720 --> 00:53:19.155
Delfont wants us to meet
these people from his charity.
00:53:19.320 --> 00:53:21.440
No, never mind about them.
They're not going anywhere.
00:53:21.600 --> 00:53:23.840
We just need to work through
this just a little bit more.
00:53:23.960 --> 00:53:26.520
Hey, when is Muffin
coming to see the show?
00:53:28.160 --> 00:53:29.276
He didn't say.
00:53:29.640 --> 00:53:31.757
He should have been here
tonight. Went big tonight.
00:53:31.920 --> 00:53:33.240
That was a crackerjack,
wasn't it?
00:53:34.400 --> 00:53:35.400
It was.
00:53:35.440 --> 00:53:37.040
All right, all right,
how-how about this?
00:53:37.440 --> 00:53:41.798
How about we tell Robin Hood,
"You've got it all wrong.
00:53:41.960 --> 00:53:43.713
"You ought to steal
from the poor
00:53:43.880 --> 00:53:45.416
- and give it to the rich."
- No, that's not...
00:53:45.440 --> 00:53:46.736
- Like that.
- That's not right, it's...
00:53:46.760 --> 00:53:48.336
- Well, what is it?
- Well, all-all right, okay.
00:53:48.360 --> 00:53:49.536
- You got something...
- How about...
00:53:49.560 --> 00:53:50.816
Okay, how about this?
Okay, I tap you
00:53:50.840 --> 00:53:53.355
on the shoulder,
and I say, uh, uh...
00:53:54.000 --> 00:53:55.320
"Ollie, I got an idea.
00:53:55.480 --> 00:53:57.472
"How about
we-we give to the poor
00:53:57.640 --> 00:54:00.109
"by stealing from the poor?
00:54:00.280 --> 00:54:01.714
That way,
we cut out the middleman."
00:54:01.960 --> 00:54:02.996
That's it.
00:54:03.160 --> 00:54:04.913
- That's it.
- All right.
00:54:05.080 --> 00:54:07.879
Stealing from the rich
to give to the poor.
00:54:08.040 --> 00:54:10.316
Whoever heard of
such a ridiculous idea?
00:54:10.480 --> 00:54:11.755
Well, it's communism.
00:54:12.000 --> 00:54:13.800
Stanley, he is not
gonna fall into that river.
00:54:13.880 --> 00:54:15.394
The script says
I fall in the river,
00:54:15.600 --> 00:54:17.353
- that's what I have to do.
- No, Oliver.
00:54:17.560 --> 00:54:19.552
- It's historical, right, Stan?
- It is, yes.
00:54:19.720 --> 00:54:21.336
I can't believe we have to see
all these people.
00:54:21.360 --> 00:54:22.440
I just want to take a bath.
00:54:22.560 --> 00:54:24.597
Yeah, I want you
to take a bath.
00:54:25.280 --> 00:54:26.077
Ah.
00:54:26.280 --> 00:54:27.077
There you are.
00:54:27.280 --> 00:54:29.636
Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. Stan Laurel
00:54:29.800 --> 00:54:31.553
and Mr. Oliver Hardy.
00:54:34.760 --> 00:54:35.910
No.
00:54:36.120 --> 00:54:37.440
- Yeah?
- No, I-I don't want any.
00:54:37.600 --> 00:54:38.431
- Oh.
- Thank you, no.
00:54:38.600 --> 00:54:40.193
I got a great thing going here.
00:54:40.360 --> 00:54:42.670
The... the more I drink,
the drunker she gets.
00:54:42.880 --> 00:54:46.157
- Do loosen up, angel.
- Yes, loosen.
00:54:46.320 --> 00:54:48.118
This movie could be
big break for boys.
00:54:48.280 --> 00:54:50.317
Oh, please. A big break?
00:54:50.480 --> 00:54:52.199
Oliver is 61 years old.
00:54:52.360 --> 00:54:54.431
- He's made 150 films, Ida.
- Shh.
00:54:54.640 --> 00:54:55.736
Please tell me, how can they be
00:54:55.760 --> 00:54:58.036
a matter of weeks away from
making this movie, Stanley,
00:54:58.200 --> 00:55:00.080
and still not have
any shooting dates confirmed?
00:55:00.240 --> 00:55:02.709
I mean, this is just such a
ridiculous situation.
00:55:02.920 --> 00:55:03.920
It may be ridiculous,
00:55:03.960 --> 00:55:05.872
but situation's not
Stanley's fault.
00:55:06.040 --> 00:55:06.871
- Honey, that's...
- What?
00:55:07.040 --> 00:55:08.713
Please, w-we're here
to have a nice time.
00:55:08.880 --> 00:55:10.240
Well, whose fault is it,
then, Ida?
00:55:10.360 --> 00:55:12.256
- What are you trying to insinuate?
- Oh, come on, now.
00:55:12.280 --> 00:55:14.440
No. No, no, no. I'd like
to know how this nutty tour...
00:55:14.560 --> 00:55:16.456
which, let's face it,
they're doing for the money...
00:55:16.480 --> 00:55:18.312
has anything to do with Oliver.
00:55:21.320 --> 00:55:24.233
Because Oliver make
elephant film.
00:55:25.520 --> 00:55:26.520
What?
00:55:27.480 --> 00:55:28.914
- Gentlemen.
- What?
00:55:29.080 --> 00:55:31.037
May I present
two huge fans of yours,
00:55:31.200 --> 00:55:32.998
Lord Angus
and Lady Mary Warley.
00:55:33.760 --> 00:55:35.672
Ladies, I'm being
the most terrible host.
00:55:35.840 --> 00:55:37.718
Shall we sample the delights
of the buffet?
00:55:37.880 --> 00:55:40.634
My wife loves your films.
00:55:40.800 --> 00:55:43.031
I-I don't really
watch them myself.
00:55:43.200 --> 00:55:44.395
I remember one about a piano.
00:55:44.560 --> 00:55:46.438
You two had to push it
up some stairs.
00:55:46.600 --> 00:55:48.000
Have you seen that one?
00:55:48.160 --> 00:55:50.436
- No.
- Oh, it's very good.
00:55:50.600 --> 00:55:52.696
They had to push this piano
up to the top of the stairs,
00:55:52.720 --> 00:55:54.040
and it was a long way, hmm?
00:55:54.240 --> 00:55:55.920
And you got it up
to the top of the stairs,
00:55:56.120 --> 00:55:57.839
and the bloody thing
came sliding
00:55:58.040 --> 00:55:59.856
- all the way down to the bottom again.
- Hmm, hmm.
00:55:59.880 --> 00:56:02.190
And you two had to push it
all the way back up.
00:56:02.360 --> 00:56:04.136
- I know. I was there.
- And would you believe,
00:56:04.160 --> 00:56:06.072
it only rolled
all the way down again.
00:56:06.920 --> 00:56:09.560
Yes, that's what happened.
00:56:10.880 --> 00:56:12.473
Was the piano damaged?
00:56:12.680 --> 00:56:14.000
- It was a prop.
- No, it was a...
00:56:14.040 --> 00:56:16.032
Would you please excuse us
for a moment?
00:56:16.200 --> 00:56:18.112
- Oh.
- J-Just one moment.
00:56:19.600 --> 00:56:21.671
- That was painful.
- Yeah.
00:56:22.080 --> 00:56:25.073
What was that Ida just said
about the elephant film?
00:56:25.240 --> 00:56:27.080
You're not still carrying that around,
are you?
00:56:27.200 --> 00:56:28.793
No, it was just...
you know, I like to
00:56:28.960 --> 00:56:30.713
let off steam now and again,
but she's...
00:56:30.880 --> 00:56:33.270
she didn't know
what she was saying.
00:56:34.960 --> 00:56:37.077
You think this is all my fault
00:56:37.240 --> 00:56:38.754
because I went ahead
and did a picture
00:56:38.920 --> 00:56:40.752
with someone else 16 years ago?
00:56:40.920 --> 00:56:42.320
Is that what you think?
00:56:42.640 --> 00:56:43.960
You weren't there anymore.
00:56:44.120 --> 00:56:46.476
- You left the studio.
- I was fired.
00:56:47.000 --> 00:56:49.879
Because you were
a pain in the ass, Stan.
00:56:50.240 --> 00:56:52.516
You refused to
negotiate with Hal.
00:56:52.720 --> 00:56:53.836
I was still under contract,
00:56:54.000 --> 00:56:55.798
so I had to do
that picture without you.
00:56:56.440 --> 00:56:59.478
Well, that's, uh...
that's not how I see it.
00:57:00.440 --> 00:57:02.557
And how do you see it, Stan?
00:57:03.520 --> 00:57:05.136
Well, if we're laying
all our cards on the table,
00:57:05.160 --> 00:57:07.755
the-the only reason
we're in this situation now
00:57:07.920 --> 00:57:11.277
is because when I was trying
to get a better deal from Hal,
00:57:11.440 --> 00:57:12.669
you were nowhere to be seen.
00:57:12.840 --> 00:57:14.718
I had no choice,
and you know it.
00:57:14.880 --> 00:57:17.111
- I was broke.
- You had a choice.
00:57:17.280 --> 00:57:19.875
You chose to be down at the-the
country club or the racetrack.
00:57:20.080 --> 00:57:22.117
We had a good thing going
with Hal,
00:57:22.280 --> 00:57:24.351
but you had this big chip
on your shoulder
00:57:24.520 --> 00:57:26.512
because you weren't
being treated like Chaplin.
00:57:26.880 --> 00:57:29.111
You're damn right.
And you didn't have the guts
00:57:29.280 --> 00:57:30.839
to ask for the deal
that we deserved.
00:57:31.000 --> 00:57:32.514
I'm getting a drink.
00:57:33.360 --> 00:57:34.874
But, look, Ida,
I don't want to fight.
00:57:35.040 --> 00:57:36.679
I just want to do
what's best for Babe.
00:57:36.840 --> 00:57:39.355
- Oliver agreed to tour, no?
- Well, yes, he did. He did.
00:57:39.520 --> 00:57:40.920
Okay, so life is not easy.
00:57:41.080 --> 00:57:42.799
It never ever come
on dinner plate.
00:57:42.960 --> 00:57:45.120
Are you implying that Oliver
and I aren't hard-working?
00:57:45.360 --> 00:57:46.476
You live in Hollywood.
00:57:46.680 --> 00:57:48.360
- So do you and Stan.
- No, no, no, no, no.
00:57:48.600 --> 00:57:51.593
I may live in Hollywood,
but I am not Hollywood.
00:57:51.760 --> 00:57:53.513
Ida, you are the epitome
of Hollywood.
00:57:53.760 --> 00:57:56.195
- Don't you pity me.
- What? Oh.
00:57:56.440 --> 00:57:58.159
I work my entire life
to get where I am.
00:57:58.440 --> 00:58:00.830
- Well, hey, I had a job.
- Yeah, poo-poo, script lady.
00:58:01.080 --> 00:58:02.496
Well, how's your
acting career these days?
00:58:02.520 --> 00:58:03.520
- No.
- Yes.
00:58:03.522 --> 00:58:04.874
If you're accusing me
00:58:05.080 --> 00:58:08.118
of trying to get along with
people, well, then I'm guilty.
00:58:08.280 --> 00:58:11.239
I'm an actor.
I do like people to like me.
00:58:11.400 --> 00:58:12.516
I want people to hire me.
00:58:12.680 --> 00:58:14.512
Sure, you wouldn't say "boo"
to a goose.
00:58:14.680 --> 00:58:16.160
Everybody loves Babe.
00:58:16.320 --> 00:58:18.471
Come and play a round
with Babe.
00:58:18.680 --> 00:58:21.434
While I'm sleeping on a couch
in the editing suite.
00:58:21.640 --> 00:58:22.880
Well, that's how you wanted it.
00:58:23.080 --> 00:58:25.197
You cared about those things.
I didn't.
00:58:25.560 --> 00:58:27.279
Well, you can't have,
or you wouldn't
00:58:27.480 --> 00:58:29.080
have gone off to work
with somebody else.
00:58:30.080 --> 00:58:32.515
I-I couldn't sleep for days
when they told me what you did.
00:58:32.920 --> 00:58:34.718
And I couldn't sleep
when I did it.
00:58:36.640 --> 00:58:38.393
But you still did it.
00:58:40.040 --> 00:58:42.919
You betrayed me,
betrayed our friendship.
00:58:43.560 --> 00:58:44.994
Friendship?
00:58:45.320 --> 00:58:48.233
We're friends because Hal Roach
put us together,
00:58:48.400 --> 00:58:50.073
and the only reason
we stayed together
00:58:50.240 --> 00:58:51.959
was because
the audience wanted it.
00:58:53.120 --> 00:58:55.112
I have real friends.
00:58:55.280 --> 00:58:59.035
And yes, we play golf,
and we go to ball games,
00:58:59.200 --> 00:59:01.760
and we have sauerkraut
on our bratwurst.
00:59:02.320 --> 00:59:04.039
People will remember our movies
00:59:04.200 --> 00:59:06.669
long after you've finished
your hot dog.
00:59:08.200 --> 00:59:10.078
You know something,
you're just a lazy ass
00:59:10.240 --> 00:59:12.118
who got lucky
'cause you met me.
00:59:12.280 --> 00:59:13.430
Lucky?
00:59:14.040 --> 00:59:15.633
To spend my life
with a hollow man
00:59:15.800 --> 00:59:17.917
who hides
behind his typewriter?
00:59:18.800 --> 00:59:20.792
You're not real, Stan.
00:59:21.480 --> 00:59:25.030
You're hollow. You're empty.
00:59:29.960 --> 00:59:31.394
I loved us.
00:59:32.920 --> 00:59:38.040
You loved Laurel and Hardy,
but you never loved me.
00:59:40.440 --> 00:59:41.954
So what?
01:00:11.560 --> 01:00:12.994
Bravo!
01:00:16.240 --> 01:00:17.674
Was that funny?
01:00:27.560 --> 01:00:29.313
What are you gonna say to him?
01:00:31.600 --> 01:00:32.795
Nothing.
01:00:34.400 --> 01:00:35.550
There's nothing to say.
01:00:38.080 --> 01:00:40.834
Oliver, I would go to
the ends of the earth for you,
01:00:41.000 --> 01:00:43.469
I would do anything for you,
but I won't stand by
01:00:43.640 --> 01:00:47.316
and watch this lifestyle of
yours put you in a wooden box.
01:00:48.680 --> 01:00:49.875
There, I've said it.
01:00:50.240 --> 01:00:52.391
I'm sorry, but it's true.
01:00:55.040 --> 01:00:56.520
You know what?
01:00:59.000 --> 01:01:01.117
You're absolutely right.
01:01:03.200 --> 01:01:05.840
Just as soon as
we're finished up here,
01:01:06.000 --> 01:01:07.593
that's it.
01:01:08.280 --> 01:01:10.112
I'm through with him.
01:01:10.800 --> 01:01:12.553
Once and for all.
01:01:17.880 --> 01:01:19.360
Oh, Babe.
01:01:28.560 --> 01:01:30.472
Shh. Oh, Babe.
01:01:44.240 --> 01:01:45.240
Good morning.
01:01:45.360 --> 01:01:47.272
Your taxi's outside,
Mr. Laurel.
01:01:47.440 --> 01:01:48.999
Have you seen Mr. Hardy at all?
01:01:49.680 --> 01:01:51.319
He left about
15 minutes ago, sir.
01:01:54.160 --> 01:01:55.276
Thank you.
01:02:07.080 --> 01:02:08.400
There you are.
01:02:29.120 --> 01:02:30.270
Morning.
01:02:40.080 --> 01:02:42.311
Welcome to Worthing, gentlemen.
01:02:42.480 --> 01:02:44.312
- Can I get you anything?
- If you don't mind,
01:02:44.480 --> 01:02:46.233
I would love
a cup of tea, please.
01:02:46.400 --> 01:02:47.880
- Of course.
- I'll do it.
01:02:49.160 --> 01:02:50.480
I'd rather
you made my cup of tea,
01:02:50.560 --> 01:02:52.074
if that's all right.
01:02:53.400 --> 01:02:55.631
- Of course.
- Thank you.
01:02:56.080 --> 01:02:57.799
Um, how do you take it?
01:02:58.040 --> 01:03:00.032
Milk, four sugars.
01:03:03.360 --> 01:03:05.511
Milk and four sugars, please.
01:03:06.120 --> 01:03:07.270
Of course.
01:03:16.560 --> 01:03:17.755
Ah.
01:03:21.640 --> 01:03:22.790
Thank you very kindly.
01:03:24.600 --> 01:03:25.716
Well, I think it's amazing
01:03:25.960 --> 01:03:27.917
that you two
are still going strong,
01:03:28.080 --> 01:03:30.640
still using
the same old material.
01:03:34.640 --> 01:03:37.394
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
01:03:37.640 --> 01:03:40.360
Uh, I, uh, wanted
to tell you something.
01:03:40.520 --> 01:03:42.876
So, I was talking to this fella
about, uh... about eggs.
01:03:43.320 --> 01:03:44.834
I know you like your eggs.
01:03:45.000 --> 01:03:46.719
And, uh, he said
they get a powder
01:03:46.920 --> 01:03:48.877
to supplement
the government ration.
01:03:49.080 --> 01:03:52.232
You get a packet a month,
same as a dozen eggs.
01:03:52.400 --> 01:03:54.517
Doesn't taste too good,
but, uh,
01:03:54.880 --> 01:03:56.758
you can make an omelet with it.
01:03:58.520 --> 01:03:59.317
That's what he said.
01:03:59.520 --> 01:04:01.955
Stan, I have nothing to say.
01:04:03.720 --> 01:04:06.030
Well, I've got nothing
to say to you, too.
01:04:06.600 --> 01:04:07.976
And you can ignore
what I just said,
01:04:08.000 --> 01:04:09.136
because I won't be
repeating it.
01:04:09.160 --> 01:04:10.833
Right. Enough bits.
01:04:12.680 --> 01:04:14.273
Ah, forget it.
01:04:14.600 --> 01:04:16.239
To present the crown
01:04:16.440 --> 01:04:19.797
to the winner of
the Bathing Beauty Contest,
01:04:20.040 --> 01:04:22.839
Mr. Laurel and Mr. Hardy.
01:04:28.440 --> 01:04:29.576
Thank you.
Aren't-aren't they...
01:04:29.600 --> 01:04:31.193
aren't they beautiful?
01:04:31.520 --> 01:04:33.910
Ladies and gentlemen, uh,
Mr. Hardy and myself
01:04:34.080 --> 01:04:37.960
would like to thank you
for such a warm, warm welcome
01:04:38.160 --> 01:04:40.311
we've received here
from everyone in-in Worthing,
01:04:40.520 --> 01:04:42.796
our favorite seaside town.
01:04:48.880 --> 01:04:51.998
And, uh, really,
I-I suppose all that remains
01:04:52.200 --> 01:04:55.318
is for me to put
this lovely tiara crown
01:04:55.800 --> 01:04:57.792
on our beautiful winner.
01:04:57.960 --> 01:05:00.680
Will you... will you quit
sulking and get up here?
01:05:00.840 --> 01:05:01.876
And the winner...
01:05:08.200 --> 01:05:09.696
Babe, you're not...
Babe, Babe, what happened?
01:05:09.720 --> 01:05:10.720
You all right?
01:05:10.960 --> 01:05:12.520
What's going on?
What's going on, buddy?
01:05:12.600 --> 01:05:14.796
Uh, someone turned out
the lights.
01:05:16.720 --> 01:05:17.870
Talk to me.
01:05:18.680 --> 01:05:20.353
Excuse me, ma'am.
01:05:23.120 --> 01:05:25.157
This is so stupid.
01:05:25.320 --> 01:05:27.437
- Okay.
- Here, 430.
01:05:28.280 --> 01:05:29.280
Lucille?
01:05:29.320 --> 01:05:31.312
I've got my key here
somewhere.
01:05:31.720 --> 01:05:32.949
He had-had a funny turn.
01:05:33.120 --> 01:05:34.520
Oh, my goodness.
What happened?
01:05:34.680 --> 01:05:36.353
Well, we were about
to go onstage,
01:05:36.520 --> 01:05:37.880
and he said
he wasn't feeling well,
01:05:37.960 --> 01:05:39.076
and he sort of collapsed.
01:05:39.320 --> 01:05:41.312
Collapsed? No, I need to get
a doctor right now.
01:05:41.480 --> 01:05:42.480
No doctor.
01:05:42.560 --> 01:05:44.119
I got him here
as fast as I could.
01:05:44.320 --> 01:05:46.936
You should have taken him
to the hospital. Look at the state he's in.
01:05:46.960 --> 01:05:48.030
- I tried.
- Yes, hello.
01:05:48.200 --> 01:05:50.112
This is Mrs. Hardy in room 430.
01:05:50.280 --> 01:05:51.714
Now, I need a doctor to attend
01:05:51.920 --> 01:05:53.593
to my husband right away,
please.
01:05:53.800 --> 01:05:55.712
- Mr. Oliver Hardy.
- Don't worry, I'm fine.
01:05:55.880 --> 01:05:57.040
My goodness, please hurry up.
01:05:57.120 --> 01:05:58.120
I'm so sorry, Lucille.
01:05:58.360 --> 01:06:00.317
Thank you, Stan.
I'll take it from here.
01:06:00.480 --> 01:06:01.856
It's fine.
Don't worry. You hang up.
01:06:01.880 --> 01:06:04.031
- Goodness, why are they taking so long?
- Hang up.
01:06:04.480 --> 01:06:06.199
Oh, my goodness, please
hurry up.
01:06:06.760 --> 01:06:09.355
Yes, I already told you...
01:06:21.560 --> 01:06:23.517
Lucille
won't let anybody near him.
01:06:24.360 --> 01:06:26.511
We can't expect him back
anytime soon?
01:06:29.240 --> 01:06:32.039
- I-I don't think so.
- Oh, shame.
01:06:32.200 --> 01:06:34.192
The advance London bookings
are very strong.
01:06:34.360 --> 01:06:35.714
Everyone wants to see you.
01:06:35.920 --> 01:06:37.479
Show's a huge success.
01:06:38.880 --> 01:06:40.792
It's not Babe's fault
that he got sick.
01:06:41.080 --> 01:06:43.640
No, of course not.
Of course not.
01:06:46.720 --> 01:06:48.313
Stanley, am I right in thinking
01:06:48.520 --> 01:06:50.159
that before you teamed up
with Oliver,
01:06:50.360 --> 01:06:51.800
you used to work
with other partners?
01:06:53.480 --> 01:06:55.915
Well, yes,
when I was in vaudeville,
01:06:56.080 --> 01:06:57.760
I-I worked with lots
of different partners.
01:06:57.800 --> 01:07:00.793
Um... of course,
Charlie Chaplin was one.
01:07:00.960 --> 01:07:03.270
- Mm.
- But th-these were very fleeting...
01:07:03.480 --> 01:07:06.280
And, of course, Oliver made his
elephant film with a different partner.
01:07:07.800 --> 01:07:09.473
Well, what's that got to do
with anything?
01:07:10.520 --> 01:07:11.351
Oh, I don't know.
01:07:11.520 --> 01:07:12.670
Random thought.
01:07:15.120 --> 01:07:16.576
There's a, um...
there's a very popular
01:07:16.600 --> 01:07:18.273
double act here
called Cook and Baker.
01:07:18.840 --> 01:07:20.638
Cook is basically Hardy
to Baker's Laurel,
01:07:20.800 --> 01:07:21.800
if you see what I mean.
01:07:21.960 --> 01:07:25.078
And I was just wondering
whether you might consider
01:07:25.240 --> 01:07:26.800
doing a couple of shows
with Nobby Cook,
01:07:27.760 --> 01:07:30.673
just to keep the seats full
until Oliver can return.
01:07:31.120 --> 01:07:32.839
Go on without Babe?
01:07:34.560 --> 01:07:36.870
Well, something
to mull over, anyway.
01:07:38.960 --> 01:07:43.318
After all, those sausages
don't pay for themselves.
01:08:02.040 --> 01:08:03.360
Hi, Stan.
01:08:03.760 --> 01:08:05.194
Please don't tire him out.
01:08:24.760 --> 01:08:25.760
Hello, Ollie.
01:08:27.320 --> 01:08:29.880
I didn't expect
to see you here today.
01:08:37.640 --> 01:08:39.313
I got you something.
01:08:41.720 --> 01:08:42.870
Eggs?
01:08:43.840 --> 01:08:45.638
Laid 'em myself.
01:08:46.960 --> 01:08:50.510
I had to go down to the kitchen
to see if they had any spare.
01:08:50.680 --> 01:08:52.876
Three shillings each,
they cost me.
01:08:53.040 --> 01:08:54.474
Thank you, Stan.
01:08:58.360 --> 01:09:00.636
I'll have one now, if I may.
01:09:00.800 --> 01:09:01.836
Sure.
01:09:06.400 --> 01:09:07.696
You know,
Lucille didn't have to go.
01:09:07.720 --> 01:09:08.551
She could have stayed.
01:09:08.720 --> 01:09:10.359
I mean,
that-that argument we had
01:09:10.520 --> 01:09:12.751
the other night, that was
just... it was so silly.
01:09:12.960 --> 01:09:14.792
It was...
it was a-about nothing.
01:09:15.000 --> 01:09:16.070
Just...
01:09:16.880 --> 01:09:18.200
just nothing.
01:09:20.520 --> 01:09:22.159
Babe, I-I wanted
to talk to you...
01:09:22.320 --> 01:09:23.754
I'm retiring.
01:09:25.680 --> 01:09:26.796
What?
01:09:28.000 --> 01:09:30.754
The doctors told me
I can't continue with the tour,
01:09:30.920 --> 01:09:33.560
and I have promised Lucille
I won't.
01:09:36.520 --> 01:09:38.637
So I'm retiring, Stan.
01:09:39.480 --> 01:09:42.120
I've promised Lucille,
and that's that.
01:09:43.760 --> 01:09:44.796
I'm sorry.
01:09:46.480 --> 01:09:48.756
I should never have had us
take this tour.
01:09:49.000 --> 01:09:51.879
Well, je ne regrette rien.
01:09:52.200 --> 01:09:54.157
And you shouldn't
regrette rien, either.
01:09:55.840 --> 01:09:58.275
Can't you just rest
until you're better,
01:09:58.440 --> 01:10:00.352
and then, you know,
we could start again?
01:10:00.520 --> 01:10:02.796
They say my heart
won't take it.
01:10:05.040 --> 01:10:06.076
So I'm going home
01:10:06.840 --> 01:10:09.480
just as soon as we can
arrange the crossing.
01:10:20.480 --> 01:10:21.960
You're retiring.
01:10:23.760 --> 01:10:26.320
- Oh.
- Yes.
01:10:29.320 --> 01:10:30.640
Retiring.
01:10:39.640 --> 01:10:41.518
So, what have you
been working on?
01:10:42.040 --> 01:10:44.350
- What?
- What new scenes for the movie
01:10:44.520 --> 01:10:46.000
- have you been working on?
- Oh.
01:10:46.800 --> 01:10:48.280
Nothing, really.
01:10:48.520 --> 01:10:50.830
I haven't seen you
for two days,
01:10:51.000 --> 01:10:52.896
and you're trying to tell me
you haven't been working
01:10:52.920 --> 01:10:54.832
on new material in that time?
01:10:56.480 --> 01:10:57.516
Well...
01:10:58.080 --> 01:10:59.719
Come on, then, out with it.
01:10:59.880 --> 01:11:02.395
Well, I did have this idea
for a... a romantic scene
01:11:02.560 --> 01:11:04.040
where you're pining
for Maid Marian,
01:11:04.200 --> 01:11:05.680
but she's holed up in a castle
01:11:05.840 --> 01:11:07.513
- with the Sheriff of Nottingham.
- Right.
01:11:07.680 --> 01:11:10.639
And then we hear this
very sad violin music,
01:11:10.840 --> 01:11:13.150
and you start to cry;
you can't handle it.
01:11:13.320 --> 01:11:16.119
And, uh, of course, you're...
you're bawling your eyes out,
01:11:16.400 --> 01:11:17.776
the tears are bouncing
off your cheeks,
01:11:17.800 --> 01:11:19.951
but I'm not upset at all,
you know,
01:11:20.120 --> 01:11:21.320
and I-I don't know what to do.
01:11:21.440 --> 01:11:22.440
I'm...
01:11:22.920 --> 01:11:26.231
And, uh...
and-and then suddenly,
01:11:26.400 --> 01:11:27.629
I-I think, "Oh, I know.
01:11:27.840 --> 01:11:29.354
"I'll-I'll get
this potted plant,
01:11:29.520 --> 01:11:30.840
and I'll put it
underneath you."
01:11:31.000 --> 01:11:32.400
You know, so at least...
01:11:32.600 --> 01:11:34.592
at least there'll be something
to catch the tears
01:11:35.400 --> 01:11:36.920
and give the plant...
plant a watering.
01:11:36.960 --> 01:11:40.920
But then the plant just starts
growing like crazy, you know.
01:11:41.920 --> 01:11:44.037
I'll get the prop boys
to rig me up the tears
01:11:44.200 --> 01:11:45.793
so they're like
little waterfalls.
01:11:45.960 --> 01:11:47.136
- That's right.
- That'll be a riot.
01:11:47.160 --> 01:11:50.119
That'll... that's great, Stan.
That'll go big.
01:11:59.720 --> 01:12:00.551
Would you do me a favor?
01:12:00.720 --> 01:12:02.120
Will you pull
this blanket up on me?
01:12:02.280 --> 01:12:04.556
- Sure.
- I just can't seem to get warm.
01:12:06.200 --> 01:12:07.793
My goodness,
your hands are like ice.
01:12:07.960 --> 01:12:10.475
- Yeah.
- Here.
01:12:14.880 --> 01:12:16.155
That better?
01:12:16.440 --> 01:12:17.590
Yes.
01:12:25.440 --> 01:12:27.671
So, have you talked to Delfont?
01:12:28.560 --> 01:12:30.677
I spoke to him this morning.
01:12:30.840 --> 01:12:32.320
What did he say?
01:12:32.600 --> 01:12:35.434
Well, he... he didn't know
you were retiring, of course,
01:12:35.600 --> 01:12:38.911
but he asked me,
since you were sick,
01:12:39.120 --> 01:12:41.840
if I wouldn't mind carrying on
the show with somebody else.
01:12:43.800 --> 01:12:44.870
Who?
01:12:45.680 --> 01:12:48.434
An English comedian
called Nobby Cook.
01:12:51.400 --> 01:12:53.278
Well, that makes sense.
01:12:56.440 --> 01:12:58.238
It's for the best, Stan.
01:13:01.680 --> 01:13:03.080
Maybe it is.
01:13:05.840 --> 01:13:08.719
Well, that's settled, then.
01:13:09.280 --> 01:13:13.559
I'm retiring, and you're
going on with a new partner.
01:13:16.120 --> 01:13:17.315
Yes.
01:13:19.040 --> 01:13:20.269
That's it.
01:13:30.320 --> 01:13:33.631
The other night, uh,
those things you said...
01:13:35.080 --> 01:13:36.230
did you mean them?
01:13:38.520 --> 01:13:39.636
No.
01:13:43.080 --> 01:13:44.080
Did you?
01:13:44.520 --> 01:13:45.590
No.
01:13:48.160 --> 01:13:49.310
Good.
01:13:56.840 --> 01:13:59.912
Stanley, may I introduce to you
Mr. Nobby Cook,
01:14:00.400 --> 01:14:02.517
one of our finest
music hall comedians.
01:14:02.680 --> 01:14:04.034
Very pleased to meet you,
Nobby.
01:14:04.600 --> 01:14:06.280
I've heard a lot
of great things about you.
01:14:06.400 --> 01:14:09.040
Mr. Laurel,
I'm a big fan of yours.
01:14:09.200 --> 01:14:11.216
- I've seen all your films.
- Oh, we'll have none of that.
01:14:11.240 --> 01:14:12.469
You're Nobby. I'm Stanley.
01:14:12.640 --> 01:14:14.256
I'm looking forward
to rolling my sleeves up
01:14:14.280 --> 01:14:16.875
- and getting to work with you.
- Oh, thank you very much.
01:14:17.040 --> 01:14:18.474
It's very nice of you
to say so.
01:14:19.160 --> 01:14:21.016
You two are gonna be
absolutely terrific together.
01:14:21.040 --> 01:14:23.077
Wonderful rapport.
I'm laughing already.
01:14:23.240 --> 01:14:24.515
Dare we attempt a run-through?
01:14:24.720 --> 01:14:26.518
If you like.
I-I mean, it's up to Stan.
01:14:26.680 --> 01:14:27.960
Well, I can go off,
come on again
01:14:28.080 --> 01:14:30.151
- and take it from the top.
- That'll be great.
01:14:30.440 --> 01:14:31.556
Good idea.
01:14:33.200 --> 01:14:35.715
Belting, this, Stan, eh?
01:14:36.040 --> 01:14:37.269
Guaranteed laughs.
01:14:47.720 --> 01:14:49.120
What have you got there?
01:14:50.040 --> 01:14:51.440
Hard-boiled eggs and nuts?
01:14:51.920 --> 01:14:54.833
Hard-boiled eggs and nuts?
Don't be so daft.
01:14:55.200 --> 01:14:56.475
What's the matter with you?
01:14:56.640 --> 01:14:57.994
I can't eat that.
01:14:58.160 --> 01:15:00.959
Okay, and cue Stanley.
01:15:03.720 --> 01:15:05.757
Isn't this so much nicer, Babe?
01:15:05.920 --> 01:15:07.752
All the worry gone.
01:15:09.240 --> 01:15:11.880
Just you and I
relaxing together.
01:15:12.040 --> 01:15:15.272
I spoke to Mother today,
and she passes on her love.
01:15:15.440 --> 01:15:16.271
And what, pray you,
01:15:16.440 --> 01:15:18.671
has Robin Hood done
to inspire such wrath?
01:15:18.840 --> 01:15:20.877
Well, we've heard
that he steals
01:15:21.040 --> 01:15:23.475
from the poor
to give to the rich.
01:15:23.720 --> 01:15:26.315
- Isn't that right, Stan?
- It certainly is.
01:15:26.560 --> 01:15:28.320
He's got the whole thing
the wrong way round.
01:15:28.440 --> 01:15:29.635
Exactly.
01:15:29.840 --> 01:15:33.117
Our idea, you see,
is to give to the poor
01:15:33.280 --> 01:15:34.873
by stealing from the poor,
01:15:35.280 --> 01:15:37.158
thereby cutting out
the middleman.
01:15:37.320 --> 01:15:39.755
And the rich need never
be any the wiser.
01:15:39.920 --> 01:15:41.718
- Precisely.
- Hmm.
01:15:47.680 --> 01:15:48.796
Oh!
01:16:09.400 --> 01:16:12.632
Here's another nice mess
you've gotten me into.
01:16:14.600 --> 01:16:15.600
Mm!
01:16:32.760 --> 01:16:34.433
How's that for you, Mr. Cook?
01:17:04.160 --> 01:17:05.310
Ladies and gentlemen,
01:17:05.480 --> 01:17:07.676
please take your seats,
as tonight's performance
01:17:07.840 --> 01:17:10.230
with Mr. Stan Laurel
and Mr. Nobby Cook
01:17:10.400 --> 01:17:11.629
is about to commence.
01:17:12.840 --> 01:17:14.194
Laurel and Cook.
01:17:14.400 --> 01:17:15.914
Enormously exciting.
01:18:13.520 --> 01:18:14.795
Ladies and gentlemen,
01:18:15.080 --> 01:18:17.276
I'm afraid that,
due to circumstances
01:18:17.440 --> 01:18:20.353
beyond our control,
tonight's performance
01:18:20.520 --> 01:18:22.318
has been canceled.
01:18:23.800 --> 01:18:24.995
Canceled?
01:18:26.360 --> 01:18:27.794
What's going on?
01:18:31.400 --> 01:18:34.598
Tickets can be
redeemed at the box office.
01:18:34.760 --> 01:18:36.194
Redeemed?
01:18:57.040 --> 01:18:59.077
You know,
when you watch our movies,
01:18:59.960 --> 01:19:02.555
nobody else in the stories
knows us,
01:19:03.560 --> 01:19:05.870
and we don't know anybody,
either.
01:19:07.720 --> 01:19:09.518
It was just the two of us.
01:19:13.040 --> 01:19:14.997
All we had was each other.
01:19:17.640 --> 01:19:19.836
It was just the way
we wanted it.
01:19:24.720 --> 01:19:26.359
I love him, Ida.
01:19:31.880 --> 01:19:33.155
We go home?
01:19:35.680 --> 01:19:37.114
Don't tell Babe.
01:19:37.600 --> 01:19:40.991
Tell him I'm going to continue
with the dates in Ireland.
01:19:41.680 --> 01:19:44.275
It would upset him to think
about me canceling the tour.
01:19:53.920 --> 01:19:55.639
The doctor thinks
you should be well enough
01:19:55.800 --> 01:19:58.554
to travel tomorrow,
which is wonderful.
01:19:58.720 --> 01:20:00.576
Now, I'm gonna go down
and see if there's any mail,
01:20:00.600 --> 01:20:02.239
and then the Laurels
will be stopping by
01:20:02.440 --> 01:20:05.000
to say goodbye
before they go to Ireland.
01:20:05.520 --> 01:20:07.398
I do hope it's not
gonna rain today.
01:20:07.560 --> 01:20:08.789
When that wind gets up,
01:20:08.960 --> 01:20:11.714
the chill cuts
right through to the bone.
01:20:15.080 --> 01:20:16.355
I won't be long, Babe.
01:20:16.520 --> 01:20:19.160
- Hurry back.
- Yeah. Mm.
01:20:30.760 --> 01:20:32.752
Mr. Hardy,
I believe you suffered
01:20:32.920 --> 01:20:35.230
- a mild heart attack today.
- Oh.
01:20:35.400 --> 01:20:40.077
I also believe there is some
evidence of congestive failure.
01:20:40.240 --> 01:20:42.197
Oh, dear God, I knew it.
01:20:44.640 --> 01:20:45.835
Well, I think it's amazing
01:20:46.040 --> 01:20:47.759
that you two
are still going strong.
01:20:47.960 --> 01:20:49.872
I think it's wonderful
you're still going.
01:20:50.160 --> 01:20:51.640
All me family love your films.
01:20:52.280 --> 01:20:53.760
I suggest you go home
01:20:53.920 --> 01:20:56.310
as soon as you possibly can
to seek specialist treatment.
01:20:56.480 --> 01:20:58.233
You just wait
till I tell me mam it's you.
01:20:58.400 --> 01:21:00.710
My wife loves your films.
01:21:01.240 --> 01:21:04.392
You cannot possibly
go onstage again
01:21:04.560 --> 01:21:06.756
in your current condition.
01:21:15.280 --> 01:21:16.839
One of the bellboys
down there...
01:21:17.000 --> 01:21:19.276
Raymond, I think his name was...
said to tell you
01:21:19.440 --> 01:21:21.796
he had a good tip
for you on a horse.
01:21:22.120 --> 01:21:25.318
Have you been gambling,
Oliver Hardy?
01:21:30.760 --> 01:21:32.353
Oliver.
01:21:38.200 --> 01:21:40.112
Darling,
you have money for bellboy?
01:21:40.280 --> 01:21:41.316
Sure.
01:21:42.520 --> 01:21:44.830
Answer, please.
I powder nose.
01:21:46.200 --> 01:21:49.113
And give him
five shillings only, no more.
01:21:53.760 --> 01:21:55.672
I'm only supposed to give you
a couple of...
01:22:00.160 --> 01:22:01.833
You're not leaving,
are you, Stan?
01:22:04.720 --> 01:22:06.757
We've got some shows to do.
01:22:26.280 --> 01:22:29.318
I think we should all get
below now, out of this cold.
01:22:29.480 --> 01:22:30.630
Darling, I agree.
01:22:30.840 --> 01:22:33.435
Oliver, will you at least
listen to me about this?
01:22:33.600 --> 01:22:36.593
Or are you determined
to catch pneumonia?
01:22:36.800 --> 01:22:38.473
I'm enjoying
the fresh air, honey.
01:22:38.680 --> 01:22:39.477
Really?
01:22:39.680 --> 01:22:41.592
Stan, why don't you
come sit here?
01:22:43.360 --> 01:22:44.919
You girls
go ahead if you're cold.
01:22:45.080 --> 01:22:46.309
All right.
01:22:48.040 --> 01:22:49.440
Come on, Ida.
01:22:49.880 --> 01:22:51.360
- I'll bring him down.
- Yeah.
01:22:51.960 --> 01:22:53.314
Come, we go.
01:22:56.440 --> 01:22:58.159
Thought you might
want this back.
01:22:59.800 --> 01:23:00.870
Thanks.
01:23:11.600 --> 01:23:13.273
I lied to you, Babe.
01:23:15.760 --> 01:23:17.080
What do you mean?
01:23:18.880 --> 01:23:20.633
There is no movie.
01:23:22.120 --> 01:23:25.192
Miffin told me two weeks ago
it had fallen through.
01:23:27.320 --> 01:23:29.437
I guess people
just don't want to see
01:23:29.600 --> 01:23:31.876
Laurel and Hardy pictures
anymore.
01:23:32.840 --> 01:23:33.910
But...
01:23:35.080 --> 01:23:37.151
if I'd told you
straightaway, then...
01:23:37.360 --> 01:23:39.040
maybe we could have
finished the tour early
01:23:39.080 --> 01:23:41.914
and you wouldn't have
gotten sick.
01:23:47.480 --> 01:23:50.234
You knew two weeks ago
there was no movie?
01:23:50.800 --> 01:23:53.395
Yes, and I've been feeling
terrible about it.
01:23:55.800 --> 01:23:57.029
Stan...
01:23:59.040 --> 01:24:00.235
I knew.
01:24:02.120 --> 01:24:03.998
- You knew?
- I knew.
01:24:05.080 --> 01:24:07.231
Well, why didn't you
tell me you knew?
01:24:08.000 --> 01:24:10.276
I thought
you already knew I knew.
01:24:11.000 --> 01:24:13.754
How could I know
that you knew I knew?
01:24:15.640 --> 01:24:17.632
What would my line be here?
01:24:18.080 --> 01:24:21.437
Um, well, "Now I know you knew,
but I thought you knew I knew,
01:24:21.600 --> 01:24:23.910
but you were pretending
not to know I knew."
01:24:24.120 --> 01:24:25.520
Thank you.
01:24:26.840 --> 01:24:27.840
Wait, if we both knew,
01:24:27.880 --> 01:24:29.997
why did we keep
rehearsing the movie?
01:24:33.720 --> 01:24:35.757
What else are we gonna do?
01:25:34.120 --> 01:25:35.156
Thank you.
01:25:35.640 --> 01:25:37.359
Thank you very much.
01:25:37.760 --> 01:25:40.594
Thank you. Thank you.
01:25:41.840 --> 01:25:43.000
Thank you. Thank you so much.
01:25:43.120 --> 01:25:45.271
- Hello. Hello.
- Thank you. I'm so sorry.
01:25:45.440 --> 01:25:46.936
- Excuse me. I'm sorry. Good evening.
- Hello.
01:25:46.960 --> 01:25:48.096
- Good evening.
- Oh, my goodness.
01:25:48.120 --> 01:25:48.917
Thank you very much. Hello.
01:25:49.120 --> 01:25:50.759
- Yes. Thank you so much.
- Right.
01:25:51.080 --> 01:25:52.514
- Good evening.
- No, no, no.
01:25:52.680 --> 01:25:54.034
- No. No, no, no.
- What? Oh.
01:25:54.200 --> 01:25:56.396
- No.
- That's fine. That's fine.
01:25:56.560 --> 01:25:57.789
Good evening.
01:26:00.520 --> 01:26:02.910
Oh, my goodness,
I'm a little nervous.
01:26:03.480 --> 01:26:04.311
Don't be.
01:26:04.480 --> 01:26:06.073
They'll be sensational.
01:26:06.800 --> 01:26:08.951
- Can I get you anything?
- Oh, no touching.
01:26:42.560 --> 01:26:44.279
Hard-boiled eggs and nuts.
01:26:45.840 --> 01:26:47.115
Mmm!
01:28:41.720 --> 01:28:43.598
You look tired, Babe.
01:28:43.960 --> 01:28:44.757
You look real tired.
01:28:44.960 --> 01:28:46.792
Why don't we just go out there
01:28:46.960 --> 01:28:48.519
and, uh, skip the song,
say good night
01:28:48.680 --> 01:28:49.680
and we can finish there?
01:28:51.400 --> 01:28:52.720
I'm fine.
01:29:08.520 --> 01:29:11.035
It was fun while it lasted,
wasn't it, Stan?
01:29:25.120 --> 01:29:27.077
I'll miss us when we're gone.
01:29:30.040 --> 01:29:31.474
So will you.
01:29:43.560 --> 01:29:45.472
Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you.
01:29:45.640 --> 01:29:47.632
We hope you've enjoyed
our bit of fun tonight.
01:29:47.840 --> 01:29:49.976
We've certainly enjoyed
ourselves, haven't we, Stanley?
01:29:50.000 --> 01:29:51.593
We certainly have.
01:29:53.040 --> 01:29:56.192
Well, we'd like to finish now
with a little dance.
01:29:57.760 --> 01:29:58.760
Oh, no.
01:30:01.320 --> 01:30:03.755
Maestro,
if you would be so kind.
01:30:04.400 --> 01:30:05.675
Stanley.
01:30:08.160 --> 01:30:11.551
- You sure?
- Yes, I'm sure. I can do it.
01:30:11.575 --> 01:30:31.575
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