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Well, well,
Boris the Animal has a visitor.

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I guess one every 40 years is okay.

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It's a cake.

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I decide what it is.

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Looks like some kind of cake.

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She's clean.
Well, not clean, but you know....

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Oh, God.

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Boris the Animal...

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...you've got a visitor.

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It's just Boris.

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Your letters have been
a soul-nourishing...

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...tonic.

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And you are much more...

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...unconventionally handsome
than your photos.

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This ain't a conjugal visit.

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So quit your conjugating.

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When's the last time
you conjugated anything?

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I see you've brought me a treat,
darling.

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Would you mind cutting this up
for us? lt's a special day.

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I'm a romantic like that.

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Oh, I wouldn't do that.

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Why's that?

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It'll ruin your figure.

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You complete me.

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The big one.

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Boris! You promised
to take me with you!

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We had a deal!

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Obadiah Price.

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Yes. l did make you a promise.

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Wait. l smell something.

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You can't win, Boris.

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Let's agree to disagree.

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There's too many of us.

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Rather hot in here.
Mind if I open a window?

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Sorry, darling.
We did love the cake.

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Let's rewrite history, shall we, K?

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Good afternoon.

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Please give your attention
to my associate, Agent J.

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He's going to demonstrate
an electro-biomechanical...

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...neural-transmitting,
zero-synapse repositioner.

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We call it the neuralyser.

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-Keep it simple, slick.
-Thanks a lot.

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Thank you, Agent K.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
if you will look right here.

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You know how you're on a plane and
you're asked to turn your phone off?

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You're like, "I ain't turning it off.
Has nothing to do with a plane."

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Well, this is what we get.
That's what happens.

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It gets up there, bounces around
on the satellites and:

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Just turn your damn phone off.

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Now you're gonna drive off a cliff
tonight because your GPS don't work.

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Check the composition
of the fuel units and surface deposits.

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I wanna know who was driving.

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Yes, sir.

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-What are you gonna say tonight?
-Don't worry.

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No, I'm very worried.
This is important.

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-I'm hungry. You hungry?
-K.

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Seriously,
I'm not even sure that's meat.

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I think I just saw a tooth in that thing.
Or a claw. Or a hoof.

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Thanks, Manny.

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That does not belong in a pita,
it belongs in a casket.

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What would go good with this
would be silence.

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See, here's the problem.

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You can't smell it...

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...because your nose already
smells like that, but my nose doesn't.

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Silence goes good with a lot of things.
Ever try or is talking how you breathe?

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Just say you hate me.
Don't take it out on the car.

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Let me enjoy this.

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Whoa, enjoyment.

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So that's what enjoyment looks like
on that face. l like that emotion.

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I keep emotion out of it.

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Out of what, K? Life?

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You don't wanna run it by me?

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-Let me know what you'll say?
-Don't worry.

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Oh, no, l'm worried. Very worried.

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It's the man's eulogy.
You have to show some feeling.

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That thing people do when they
change their facial expression?

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I worked with Zed for 40 years.
A hell of an agent.

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And I have written
a hell of a speech for him.

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People will be moved.

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And now a few words from Agent K.

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I worked with Zed for over 40 years,
and in all that time...

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...he never invited me to dinner.

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He never asked me to his house
to watch a game.

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He never shared a single detail
of his personal life.

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Yeah, he was weird.

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Thank you.

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And now we will hear from
our new chief, Agent O.

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Thank you, Agent K.
That was very moving.

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-That was your eulogy?
-He was a good man.

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Ladies, gentlemen, other life forms.

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When I told the Finucian Zyglot
about Zed's passing...

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...she said something
that I'm going to repeat.

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And I'm paraphrasing.

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That's just so Zed.

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Thank you.

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You lose something over here,
Hondo?

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Can you promise, if I go first, you'll
do better than that at my funeral?

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You know, something like:

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"J was a friend.

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Now there's a big part of me
that's gone.

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Oh, J, all the things
that I should have said...

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...except l was too old...

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...and craggy and surly...

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...and just tight. I was too...

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...tight.

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I'm gonna just miss
your caramel-brown skin."

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I'll wing something.

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K, it's O. We have reports
of several humans suffering from...

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...intestinal worms of alien origin.

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Thank you, O.

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How did you get to be like you?

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Something happened, K.
What happened?

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You know how I live
such a happy life?

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How you live such a happy life?

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I don't ask questions
I don't want to know the answer to.

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That's deep.

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Jeffrey.

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Do l know you?

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Your services are legendary.
So says your father, Obadiah.

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You were in Lunar-Max.

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There is no prison that can hold me.

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Cool for you.
What do you need from me, man?

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The device.

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I'm going back in time to kill a man
before he takes my arm.

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K, J!

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So happy to see you.
Mr. Wu get you your regular table?

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You no hungry?

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Show us the tanks, Wu.

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Oh, sure, sure. You look.
Very fresh.

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Show us the tanks in the back.

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So sorry. No speak English.
You come back later, okay?

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Save the chop-socky bullshit
for the tourists, Wu.

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Hey, what you guys
wanna bust my balls for, huh?

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You don't have no balls.

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Man, you look like
you come from the planet...

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...Damn.

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And Bob here is a clear violation
of Health Ordinance 32:

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Selling unlicenced extraterrestrial...

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...foodstuffs.

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That is an Earth fish.

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Very traditional in China.
You arrest me...

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...that's a hate crime!

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It would be...

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...if you were Chinese.

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K, come on. I got larvae to feed.

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Who is the Spiky Bulba for?

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Nobody.

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Who's it for?

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I keep them in case!

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-In case what?
-I don't know!

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Anybody!

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All right, you slug.

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Wu...

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...he and I are having issues right now,
but you shouldn't suffer for that.

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Thank you, J.

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So if you don't like getting
fish-slapped, keep to our agreement.

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Earth people get Earth fish.
Real Earth fish.

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On behalf of my pathetic self
and worthless children, you stay.

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Allow me most honourable benefit
of serving you favourite noodles, K?

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Don't nobody want your
nasty-ass noodles.

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You're a piece of shit, Wu.

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Shrimp and bok choy.

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We're gonna be here for a while.

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That was just mean.

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What you did to Wu back there.

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Snatched his skirt off.

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That's just disrespectful.

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I used to play a game
with my dad:

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What'll You Have
For Your Last Meal.

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You could do worse than this.

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Okay.

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I played a game with my dad...

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...called catch.

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Except l'd throw the ball
and it'd just hit the wall...

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...because he wasn't there.

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Don't badmouth your old man.

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I'm not badmouthing him.
I just didn't really know him.

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It's not right.

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Damn right it's not.
A boy needs a father.

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Table one hasn't ordered a thing.
Table three...

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...just drank his fourth cup...

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...of duck sauce.

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K, the crashed ship...

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...from this morning
was stolen from--

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Lunar-Max.

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Boris the Animal.

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How did you know?

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He has a taste for Spiky Bulba.

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Give us a minute, chief.

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We're in a situation.

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Oh, yeah.

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I take the Chloropod.

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You take the Tarantabee.

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And the Hydronian over there.

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I'll take the kitchen.

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Meet you on the street.

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This is a very confusing time...

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...in my life.

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Hey.

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Keep your mouth closed,
keep your head down.

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Hello, K.

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Boris the Animal.

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It's just Boris.

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You haven't changed very much.
I see the arm l shot off is still shot off.

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Yes, my arm.

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We've thought about that moment...

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...every day for the last 40 years.

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Well, that's just not living a full life.

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I can promise you
it will be longer than yours.

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Lonelier too. Since you're
the last Boglodite standing.

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We'll see about that.

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But first,
I want the pleasure of killing you.

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Yo, K.

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-Where the hell have you been?
-Fishing.

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You don't know it, K,
but you're already dead.

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You all right?

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May I have everyone's attention,
please?

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Thank you.

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You know how your kid won
the goldfish in that little baggie...

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...from the fair and you didn't
want it in your house...

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...so you told your kid it ran away
when you flushed it down the toilet?

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Well, this is what happens.

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Okay? See what l'm talking about?
Don't lie to your kids.

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Man, l am getting too old for this.

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I can only imagine how you feel.

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Boris the Animal.

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I put him away a long time ago.
It's the worst mistake l ever made.

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Why? Was he innocent?

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Should have killed him.

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-Well, shit, let's go get him.
-No.

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-No.
-Leave it alone.

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It's above your pay grade.

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We have the same pay grade.

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It has nothing to do with you.
Mind your own business.

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Okay, first of all, let's get a little bit
of that bass out your voice.

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Secondly, as long as Spikey Boy is
running around, this is my business.

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You forget about Boris
or my report will reflect...

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...that your conduct
has been unbecoming.

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Well, maybe my report
is gonna reflect some shit too, K.

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-You are suspended for two weeks.
-Bullshit.

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Four weeks.

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How about l quit?

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There are things out there
you don't need to know.

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That's not the lie you told me
when you recruited me.

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What up, pops?

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-Lose your partner?
-Yeah.

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Next shuttle to Afazumba...

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...leaving in 22 minutes.

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Search...

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...Boris the Animal.

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Boris the Animal,
Boglodite assassin.

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Boglodites were a rogue alien race...

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...that consumed all planets
in their path.

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Boris the Animal
was the only suspect...

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...in a series of alien murders
on Earth.

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Incident report.

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Boris the Animal was convicted...

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...for the following murders
that occurred on July 1 5,1 969.

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Murder number one: Coney Island,
1 0:37 a.m. Roman the Fabulist.

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Murder number two: The Factory.

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Refine search.

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Agent K.

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Junior Agent K apprehended
and arrested...

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...Boris the Animal on July 1 6,1 969,
at Cape Canaveral, Florida.

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-Cape Canaveral....
-Agent K...

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...received highest commendation
for heroic action...

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...including implementation...

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...of the Arc Net Defence System...

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...which protected the Earth
from Boglodite invasion...

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...and led to the race's extinction.

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Details.

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Access restricted.

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Excuse me? Clearance level
senior agent, class one. J.

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Access denied.

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What?

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So why this sudden interest
in your partner's old exploits?

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What happened between Boris and K?

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That's easy.

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K imprisoned Boris.
He put up the Arc Net.

00:21:45.805 --> 00:21:48.348
He protected the Earth
from the Boglodites.

00:21:48.516 --> 00:21:50.099
He did his job.

00:21:51.519 --> 00:21:52.936
That's not what I'm asking.

00:21:53.103 --> 00:21:54.771
Cape Canaveral, what happened?

00:21:55.481 --> 00:21:57.732
Something that changed him.

00:21:58.234 --> 00:22:00.026
Leave it at that.

00:22:01.904 --> 00:22:04.322
So you two go way back, huh?

00:22:09.578 --> 00:22:11.579
That's classified.

00:22:12.081 --> 00:22:14.332
A word of advice, Agent J.

00:22:14.500 --> 00:22:18.127
Don't ask questions
you don't want to know the answer to.

00:22:20.089 --> 00:22:23.633
That's funny.
That is exactly what K said.

00:22:27.429 --> 00:22:29.556
He's a very wise man.

00:22:29.932 --> 00:22:32.058
Take the rest of the night off.

00:22:48.826 --> 00:22:49.492
What?

00:22:49.952 --> 00:22:52.245
Guess l owe you some answers,
hoss.

00:22:52.413 --> 00:22:54.414
What, you're feeling chatty
all of a sudden?

00:22:54.790 --> 00:22:58.376
I can't talk right now. l've got secret
cases of my own l'm working on.

00:22:58.544 --> 00:23:00.795
I hate to tear you away
from your video game.

00:23:01.547 --> 00:23:02.881
All right, I'm hanging up.

00:23:03.132 --> 00:23:06.509
You know the most destructive force
in the universe?

00:23:07.803 --> 00:23:09.137
Sugar?

00:23:09.638 --> 00:23:11.139
Regret.

00:23:13.475 --> 00:23:15.393
You don't have to wait. Just talk.

00:23:15.561 --> 00:23:18.187
I promised you the secrets
of the universe. Nothing more.

00:23:18.439 --> 00:23:21.357
So there's secrets out there
the universe don't know about?

00:24:40.020 --> 00:24:41.145
Mommy.

00:24:58.414 --> 00:24:59.956
Can l help you?

00:25:03.419 --> 00:25:04.669
K?

00:25:05.254 --> 00:25:06.838
5K.

00:25:11.093 --> 00:25:12.844
I'm sorry, is that chocolate milk?

00:25:13.012 --> 00:25:15.888
Can l--? l'm so sorry.
I don't know what....

00:25:17.766 --> 00:25:19.892
Mommy, the president is drinking...

00:25:20.060 --> 00:25:22.311
...my milk.

00:25:23.772 --> 00:25:24.439
I'm sorry.

00:25:27.776 --> 00:25:29.986
He didn't say please.

00:25:43.959 --> 00:25:46.461
-K get in yet?
-Who?

00:25:46.628 --> 00:25:47.503
You new?

00:25:47.671 --> 00:25:50.339
Very funny, Agent J.

00:25:58.474 --> 00:26:01.267
J, everything you told me yesterday,
you were right as rain.

00:26:01.435 --> 00:26:04.020
-Thank God for that 1 0-hour stakeout.
-Who are you?

00:26:04.188 --> 00:26:06.898
Exactly.
I feel like a whole new man today.

00:26:07.066 --> 00:26:10.860
Like this great weight has been lifted.
I've had anger issues my entire life...

00:26:11.028 --> 00:26:13.613
...but now I see I was mad at myself.
And my stepmom.

00:26:13.781 --> 00:26:15.782
Sir, l'm gonna need you
to stop talking.

00:26:15.949 --> 00:26:18.242
It's like l closed
this emotional window.

00:26:18.410 --> 00:26:20.453
But l threw a brick
through that window.

00:26:20.621 --> 00:26:22.497
Thank you for handing me
that brick, J.

00:26:22.664 --> 00:26:26.334
Whoever you are, give me five feet
or I'll pluck you in your throat.

00:26:28.087 --> 00:26:30.463
I'm gonna go
to the little Men's-in-Black room...

00:26:30.631 --> 00:26:34.175
...then we'll go find those morons
from Pox Ethera. Lunch is on me.

00:26:35.928 --> 00:26:37.053
Who was that?

00:26:37.221 --> 00:26:40.139
Double A? Your partner.

00:26:42.684 --> 00:26:45.228
I need you to go get me some
chocolate milk, all right?

00:26:45.395 --> 00:26:48.064
Just a really big glass.
Have you seen K?

00:26:48.232 --> 00:26:49.774
Did he call in sick or anything?

00:26:49.942 --> 00:26:51.400
Who's K?

00:26:52.361 --> 00:26:54.821
All right, all right,
go ahead, go ahead.

00:26:54.988 --> 00:26:55.738
K!

00:26:57.032 --> 00:26:58.157
All right.

00:26:58.450 --> 00:26:59.826
You got me.

00:26:59.993 --> 00:27:02.245
I'll give it to you.
It's funny, very elaborate.

00:27:02.412 --> 00:27:05.581
Oh, and all of you,
fantastic performances.

00:27:05.749 --> 00:27:08.459
You waited 14 years
to develop a sense of humour...

00:27:08.627 --> 00:27:10.336
...but this is a good one.

00:27:10.504 --> 00:27:12.338
But l need you
to come out here now...

00:27:12.506 --> 00:27:14.924
...because l'm starting
to get a little pissed off.

00:27:15.092 --> 00:27:17.385
Agent J, would you mind
keeping your voice down...

00:27:17.553 --> 00:27:19.428
...and telling me
who you're looking for?

00:27:19.596 --> 00:27:20.721
I'm looking for K.

00:27:21.140 --> 00:27:22.557
Who is K?

00:27:24.643 --> 00:27:26.018
You too? You too.

00:27:26.186 --> 00:27:28.146
I mean, who is he to you?

00:27:28.313 --> 00:27:29.438
My partner.

00:27:29.898 --> 00:27:32.108
Older gentleman, 1 1 0...

00:27:32.276 --> 00:27:33.317
...maybe 1 1 1 years old.

00:27:33.485 --> 00:27:38.447
Sort of a surly, Elvis thing happening
with him. He smiles like this.

00:27:39.408 --> 00:27:40.741
Seen him around?

00:27:43.245 --> 00:27:44.745
I'll take you to K.

00:27:44.913 --> 00:27:46.747
Thank you.

00:27:53.088 --> 00:27:55.548
-What is that supposed to be?
-That's K.

00:27:55.716 --> 00:27:57.800
He's been dead for over 40 years.

00:27:58.677 --> 00:28:02.388
Okay, see, the prerequisite for a joke
is that it be funny.

00:28:02.931 --> 00:28:04.307
It's never been funny.

00:28:09.897 --> 00:28:12.982
Computer, Agent K
and Boris the Animal.

00:28:13.150 --> 00:28:15.860
Men in Black incident report,
July, 1 969.

00:28:16.028 --> 00:28:17.195
Location, Cape Canaveral.

00:28:17.362 --> 00:28:19.739
Perpetrator Boris the Animal
escaped and fled Earth.

00:28:19.907 --> 00:28:23.159
Assumed to have returned to planet
Boglodotia 20 light-years away.

00:28:23.327 --> 00:28:26.662
Agent K pronounced dead at scene.
Awarded posthumous commendation...

00:28:26.830 --> 00:28:29.749
...for action which prevented
greater loss of human life.

00:28:29.917 --> 00:28:31.417
That's not what happened.

00:28:31.585 --> 00:28:33.544
I looked at this report.
K put Boris away--

00:28:33.712 --> 00:28:36.672
-Agent K is dead.
-Well, I just talked to him last night.

00:28:36.840 --> 00:28:38.257
-You are imagining.
-I'm not.

00:28:38.425 --> 00:28:40.384
-I need a psych team up here.
-Yes, ma'am.

00:28:40.552 --> 00:28:44.388
Aqua Velva aftershave.
I didn't imagine that.

00:28:44.556 --> 00:28:49.101
Every stakeout,
endless hours of cowboy music.

00:28:49.269 --> 00:28:51.312
Every morning with his coffee...

00:28:51.480 --> 00:28:55.107
...he'd say, "l tell you something, slick.
This coffee tastes like dirt."

00:28:55.275 --> 00:28:57.485
And I was supposed to say,
"What do you expect?

00:28:57.653 --> 00:28:59.445
-It was ground this morning."
-"This morning."

00:28:59.821 --> 00:29:01.322
How do you know that?

00:29:01.573 --> 00:29:02.865
Chocolate milk, sir?

00:29:03.033 --> 00:29:06.535
Where you been, man?
It was like an hour ago.

00:29:08.121 --> 00:29:08.871
Wait.

00:29:09.039 --> 00:29:11.916
How long have you been craving
chocolatised dairy products?

00:29:12.084 --> 00:29:13.459
Just today.

00:29:14.211 --> 00:29:16.254
Are you experiencing headaches?
Dizziness?

00:29:16.421 --> 00:29:17.922
Loss of balance?

00:29:18.090 --> 00:29:19.590
Agitation? Depression?

00:29:19.841 --> 00:29:20.925
Hell, yeah.

00:29:22.427 --> 00:29:24.679
Two possibilities.
One is you've been bitten...

00:29:24.846 --> 00:29:26.347
...by a Hovartian brain tick...

00:29:26.515 --> 00:29:28.975
...and could die in horrible agony
at any moment.

00:29:30.602 --> 00:29:33.396
Damn it. lt's not the tick.

00:29:33.563 --> 00:29:35.523
"Damn it, it's not the tick"?

00:29:35.691 --> 00:29:37.358
It's something worse than the tick?

00:29:39.861 --> 00:29:42.029
Your obsession
with chocolate milk indicates...

00:29:42.197 --> 00:29:44.782
...that you might be involved
in a temporal fracture.

00:29:44.992 --> 00:29:46.784
I don't know
what you're talking about.

00:29:46.952 --> 00:29:49.370
Chocolate milk relieves
temporal-fracture headaches.

00:29:49.871 --> 00:29:51.205
What's a temporal fracture?

00:29:51.373 --> 00:29:52.373
A break in the timeline.

00:29:52.541 --> 00:29:53.499
Don't know what you mean.

00:29:53.667 --> 00:29:55.501
Time travel! Time travel.

00:29:55.961 --> 00:29:57.878
There's no such thing
as time travel.

00:29:58.255 --> 00:29:59.714
-Well, there is.
-No.

00:29:59.881 --> 00:30:00.965
There's not.

00:30:01.133 --> 00:30:02.550
Because if there were...

00:30:02.843 --> 00:30:05.720
...a class-one senior agent
such as myself...

00:30:05.887 --> 00:30:08.431
...would have been aware of it,
wouldn't he have?

00:30:08.598 --> 00:30:11.142
Were it not classified
and way above his pay grade.

00:30:12.352 --> 00:30:13.519
You know, I need a raise.

00:30:13.979 --> 00:30:16.272
There was one man, scumbag,
Obadiah Price.

00:30:16.440 --> 00:30:19.483
He figured it out, we busted him,
we made time travel illegal...

00:30:19.943 --> 00:30:23.195
...throughout the universe
and he is serving life on Lunar-Max.

00:30:23.488 --> 00:30:26.115
No-- That's where Boris
was locked up.

00:30:28.577 --> 00:30:30.369
If Boris worked out
how to time jump...

00:30:30.537 --> 00:30:33.247
...he could seriously change
the course of history.

00:30:34.166 --> 00:30:36.625
Attention.
Early warning system engaged.

00:30:37.044 --> 00:30:39.754
Inbound hostile warships
entering solar system.

00:30:39.921 --> 00:30:41.964
Boglodite markings
and language detected.

00:30:42.132 --> 00:30:45.593
Boglodite. Boris is a Boglodite,
but they're extinct.

00:30:45.761 --> 00:30:47.053
Apparently not.

00:30:47.220 --> 00:30:50.181
Catastrophic Earth attack imminent.

00:30:50.766 --> 00:30:52.058
Put up the Arc Net.

00:30:52.351 --> 00:30:54.935
-The what?
-The Arc Net. The defence system.

00:30:55.103 --> 00:30:56.771
K got it for the Boglodites.

00:30:58.023 --> 00:30:59.523
There is no K.

00:30:59.691 --> 00:31:01.984
He's been dead for over 40 years.

00:31:02.152 --> 00:31:05.780
No K. No defence system.

00:31:06.156 --> 00:31:07.698
Boris jumped back and killed him.

00:31:07.866 --> 00:31:10.785
If you wanna save the world,
stop that from happening.

00:31:11.203 --> 00:31:13.621
You have to find Jeffrey Price.
He's Obadiah's son.

00:31:13.914 --> 00:31:16.290
Let's hope the little squirt
hasn't skipped town.

00:31:18.794 --> 00:31:22.421
-Good luck, J!
-This planet's toast.

00:31:39.272 --> 00:31:41.649
How can l help you?
We're having an amazing sale...

00:31:41.817 --> 00:31:42.483
...on batteries.

00:31:42.651 --> 00:31:45.277
Okay, we got other stuff,
like headphones, adapters or--

00:31:45.654 --> 00:31:47.405
You helped Boris the Animal
time jump.

00:31:47.656 --> 00:31:49.657
Okay, I had to. That dude's a freak.

00:31:49.825 --> 00:31:50.825
He killed my partner.

00:31:50.992 --> 00:31:53.369
I want to know when
and where you sent him.

00:31:53.537 --> 00:31:55.871
What, you think I keep,
like, a logbook?

00:32:02.045 --> 00:32:03.462
Target vector, July 1 6...

00:32:03.630 --> 00:32:05.548
-...1 969.
-All right.

00:32:05.715 --> 00:32:07.466
That's a real bummer
about your buddy.

00:32:07.634 --> 00:32:09.093
I'm sure he was a great guy.

00:32:09.261 --> 00:32:11.303
But in terms of
the space-time continuum...

00:32:11.471 --> 00:32:14.098
...your friend was a little blip
on the historical radar!

00:32:18.979 --> 00:32:20.938
That's a big blip.

00:32:21.857 --> 00:32:24.150
-Okay. What's the plan?
-You're gonna send me...

00:32:24.317 --> 00:32:26.235
...back to July 1 5th, 1 969.

00:32:26.403 --> 00:32:29.196
No, that's a stupid plan,
because l sent Boris to July 1 6th.

00:32:29.364 --> 00:32:32.241
I'm not worried about that one.
I'll kill the younger Boris...

00:32:32.409 --> 00:32:33.868
...before the older one shows.

00:32:34.035 --> 00:32:36.495
That way, neither of them
will even exist.

00:32:36.663 --> 00:32:39.498
That's why you get to wear
the black suit.

00:32:40.208 --> 00:32:40.916
No?

00:32:41.084 --> 00:32:43.210
You're gonna leave me hanging?
Okay.

00:32:43.378 --> 00:32:45.880
Oh, I just thought of something.
Even back then...

00:32:46.047 --> 00:32:48.132
...New York was like a big-ish city.

00:32:48.300 --> 00:32:50.217
So how are you
gonna really find him?

00:32:50.385 --> 00:32:54.847
On July 1 5th, Boris killed an alien,
Roman the Fabulist, at Coney Island.

00:32:55.015 --> 00:32:57.183
You're gonna get there first
and be waiting?

00:32:57.350 --> 00:32:59.477
Dude, they should give you
two black suits.

00:32:59.644 --> 00:33:00.895
My man, for real?

00:33:01.229 --> 00:33:01.937
Oh, right.

00:33:02.105 --> 00:33:03.355
Sorry.

00:33:04.232 --> 00:33:05.524
This...

00:33:05.734 --> 00:33:08.110
...is the real deal. Time-jump gear.

00:33:08.320 --> 00:33:09.987
Very rare, very old.

00:33:10.155 --> 00:33:12.323
But first, we gotta get high.

00:33:12.574 --> 00:33:13.866
Hey. No.

00:33:14.242 --> 00:33:16.702
No. No, l mean, really high.

00:33:38.517 --> 00:33:41.602
Hey, man? A little help here?

00:33:44.523 --> 00:33:45.648
Thank you.

00:33:45.815 --> 00:33:46.690
Okay.

00:33:47.859 --> 00:33:50.861
-You know the rules of time jumps?
-Give me the short version.

00:33:51.029 --> 00:33:53.822
Okay. You wanna save your partner,
word of advice:

00:33:53.990 --> 00:33:55.533
Stay away from him.

00:33:55.700 --> 00:33:58.202
Yeah, got it. Stay away from K.
Just kill Boris.

00:33:58.370 --> 00:34:00.204
Now, take these.

00:34:00.372 --> 00:34:02.122
It gets pretty windy
on the way down.

00:34:03.375 --> 00:34:04.500
The way down?

00:34:04.668 --> 00:34:07.002
With eyes tearing up,
it's hard to read the dial.

00:34:07.170 --> 00:34:10.589
Plus, it helps you look like a real
time traveller, which is cool.

00:34:10.757 --> 00:34:12.841
I am not jumping off of this building!

00:34:13.009 --> 00:34:14.885
Time jump.

00:34:16.137 --> 00:34:16.929
Okay, now...

00:34:17.097 --> 00:34:18.889
...I gotta set this thing...

00:34:19.057 --> 00:34:20.641
...to the 1 5th.

00:34:22.185 --> 00:34:22.851
That seems...

00:34:23.019 --> 00:34:25.020
...right-ish.

00:34:26.398 --> 00:34:27.064
Now...

00:34:27.232 --> 00:34:29.692
...all you gotta do is jump.

00:34:29.859 --> 00:34:32.278
Hey, hey, stop. Stop it.

00:34:32.445 --> 00:34:34.154
When you're moving fast enough...

00:34:34.322 --> 00:34:37.866
...that circle is gonna fill up with
some sort of green time-travel liquid...

00:34:38.034 --> 00:34:39.785
...and it's gonna glow really bright.

00:34:39.953 --> 00:34:42.580
As soon as that happens,
break that blue laser line...

00:34:42.747 --> 00:34:44.707
...with your thumb
to complete the circuit.

00:34:44.874 --> 00:34:46.917
At this height, that should be....

00:34:47.085 --> 00:34:50.004
Let's see, mass of Earth
and 30-something feet per minute....

00:34:50.171 --> 00:34:52.631
It's 32 feet per second. Per second.

00:34:52.799 --> 00:34:54.758
That sounds right-ish.

00:34:54.926 --> 00:34:59.263
So that would be, l guess,
about two feet off the ground.

00:34:59.431 --> 00:35:00.723
I break the laser line?

00:35:00.890 --> 00:35:01.890
No, don't break it!

00:35:02.058 --> 00:35:04.018
-No, when l'm fast enough!
-Sounds good!

00:35:04.185 --> 00:35:07.104
Do l break the laser line
or do l not break the laser line?

00:35:07.272 --> 00:35:09.273
Do not lose that time device...

00:35:09.441 --> 00:35:13.402
...or you will be stuck in 1 969!

00:35:13.570 --> 00:35:16.405
It wasn't the best time
for your people.

00:35:17.616 --> 00:35:20.618
I'm just saying.
It's, like, a lot cooler now.

00:35:20.785 --> 00:35:22.328
How will l know if it works?

00:35:22.495 --> 00:35:24.330
You'll either know...

00:35:25.290 --> 00:35:26.832
...or you won't.

00:35:32.964 --> 00:35:35.215
You must really love this guy
to do this.

00:35:35.383 --> 00:35:38.427
Oh, wait. How come l remember K,
but nobody else does?

00:35:41.598 --> 00:35:44.183
-That means you were there!
-I was where?

00:35:44.392 --> 00:35:47.311
If you survive, you gotta come back
and tell me everything.

00:35:47.479 --> 00:35:48.145
Where was I?

00:35:49.814 --> 00:35:50.814
You gotta go!

00:35:51.024 --> 00:35:51.774
Just go, go, go!

00:36:16.966 --> 00:36:18.092
Oh, no!

00:36:34.984 --> 00:36:35.818
Come on!

00:38:10.789 --> 00:38:13.749
-My man, what's today?
-Tuesday.

00:38:13.917 --> 00:38:15.417
-The date?
-The 1 5th.

00:38:15.585 --> 00:38:17.169
-Of?
-July.

00:38:17.337 --> 00:38:19.463
-Dog, the year.
-1 969.

00:38:19.631 --> 00:38:21.256
Thank you.

00:38:21.633 --> 00:38:23.884
Look at me like I'm crazy.

00:38:34.395 --> 00:38:35.354
Far out.

00:38:35.522 --> 00:38:37.981
Jerry rocked Haight-Ashbury
like you wouldn't believe.

00:38:46.825 --> 00:38:48.283
Okay, we're here.

00:38:48.451 --> 00:38:49.993
-Happy?
-You're such a pill, Fred.

00:38:53.248 --> 00:38:55.666
-Get us checked in.
-Yeah, yeah.

00:38:56.918 --> 00:38:58.544
Hey. Hey, do me a favour, all right?

00:38:58.711 --> 00:39:00.921
-Be careful with the luggage.
-Absolutely, sir.

00:39:01.923 --> 00:39:04.258
I paid a lot of money
for that luggage.

00:39:04.425 --> 00:39:06.969
-We'll take good care--
-Last time, it got scuffed up.

00:39:07.345 --> 00:39:10.597
Here you go, sir.
Just call down when you need it.

00:39:11.933 --> 00:39:13.225
There's more in the trunk.

00:39:13.393 --> 00:39:16.520
Yeah, it'll be in your room, sir.
Just go in.

00:39:16.688 --> 00:39:19.606
Excuse me. Excuse me, who is that?
Who are you?

00:39:26.781 --> 00:39:27.906
Let's go!

00:39:45.550 --> 00:39:46.967
Far out, man!

00:39:47.135 --> 00:39:49.887
If you want to keep that, l wouldn't.

00:39:50.054 --> 00:39:51.638
Make love, not war.

00:39:53.141 --> 00:39:55.183
I prefer to do both.

00:40:30.887 --> 00:40:32.930
How are you, officers?
What can l do you for?

00:40:33.097 --> 00:40:36.183
Well, look at this.
Power windows, power seats.

00:40:36.684 --> 00:40:38.477
-I'll bet you it cost 6 grand.
-Yeah.

00:40:38.645 --> 00:40:41.980
Yes, and it has a roof,
but it's hidden.

00:40:42.357 --> 00:40:44.024
Hey, what kind of work do you do?

00:40:44.275 --> 00:40:45.484
An individual of your...

00:40:45.652 --> 00:40:48.570
...particular ethnic persuasion?

00:40:50.114 --> 00:40:52.491
Maybe he's a noted athlete.

00:40:53.284 --> 00:40:58.080
Yes. Starting forward
for the Detroit Darkies.

00:40:58.456 --> 00:41:00.499
-Where'd you get the car?
-And the suit?

00:41:00.708 --> 00:41:03.377
I stole them both.
Car from your wife...

00:41:03.544 --> 00:41:05.379
...suit from your grandmother.

00:41:07.215 --> 00:41:07.881
Hey.

00:41:08.049 --> 00:41:09.883
What do we have here?
Concealed weapon?

00:41:10.051 --> 00:41:11.760
Hey, it's his grandmother's suit.

00:41:12.136 --> 00:41:13.929
-Hey, what's this?
-Probably drugs.

00:41:14.097 --> 00:41:16.390
I have rights
and I demand to see my lawyer...

00:41:16.557 --> 00:41:19.476
...before you press that small button
on the side firmly.

00:41:19.644 --> 00:41:20.310
Press it.

00:41:25.650 --> 00:41:28.652
That, gentlemen,
is a standard-issue neuralyser.

00:41:28.820 --> 00:41:30.278
You're not gonna remember that.

00:41:30.446 --> 00:41:33.198
And just because you see
a black man driving a nice car...

00:41:33.366 --> 00:41:35.659
...does not mean it's stolen.

00:41:38.496 --> 00:41:42.207
I stole that one.
But not because l'm black.

00:41:45.169 --> 00:41:46.920
I'll be done
with the car in a minute!

00:41:47.088 --> 00:41:50.674
Just find it and take it back
to the jerk at the Roosevelt Hotel.

00:42:05.523 --> 00:42:07.482
Where is the Archanan?

00:42:07.650 --> 00:42:08.734
You are too late.

00:42:08.943 --> 00:42:11.570
He is going to give the humans...

00:42:11.738 --> 00:42:12.404
...the Arc Net.

00:42:14.532 --> 00:42:16.533
Let's agree to disagree.

00:42:47.315 --> 00:42:48.648
We'll take it from here.

00:42:49.067 --> 00:42:50.442
K?

00:42:52.070 --> 00:42:54.112
K! K!

00:43:10.254 --> 00:43:12.047
Dad, I'm on Earth.

00:43:12.215 --> 00:43:13.840
I need bail.

00:43:23.017 --> 00:43:26.394
Will the owner of a blue
warp-speed cruiser...

00:43:26.562 --> 00:43:28.980
...please report to the front desk.

00:43:31.943 --> 00:43:36.488
You need to turn the electricity
down on that damn thing.

00:43:36.656 --> 00:43:38.824
Can't taste my fricking tongue, K.

00:43:38.991 --> 00:43:40.117
How do you know my name?

00:43:42.120 --> 00:43:44.454
What? Because I called you "K"?

00:43:45.123 --> 00:43:46.748
No, I call everybody K.

00:43:47.291 --> 00:43:48.667
It's kind of my thing.

00:43:48.835 --> 00:43:50.001
What up, K?

00:43:50.253 --> 00:43:51.461
All right, I sort of--

00:43:53.297 --> 00:43:56.883
Yeah, that's kind of my thing.
I just-- Some people like it.

00:43:57.051 --> 00:43:59.177
Most people.

00:43:59.387 --> 00:44:00.971
Now that l know what you look like...

00:44:01.139 --> 00:44:02.764
...when you're lying, show me...

00:44:02.932 --> 00:44:05.308
...what you look like
when you're telling the truth?

00:44:06.060 --> 00:44:08.687
I won those at Coney lsland
on the ring toss.

00:44:08.896 --> 00:44:11.273
I won a stuffed bear once,
but never one of these.

00:44:11.566 --> 00:44:13.316
Must be good, slick.

00:44:13.651 --> 00:44:16.194
All right, sir,
I was minding my own business.

00:44:16.362 --> 00:44:18.530
I was waiting for my girl,
who, by the way...

00:44:18.698 --> 00:44:21.324
...is probably worried sick
looking for me right now.

00:44:21.492 --> 00:44:24.494
So I just need my things
and I need to get back to her.

00:44:24.662 --> 00:44:25.579
What's her name?

00:44:27.123 --> 00:44:28.415
Your gal, what's her name?

00:44:29.834 --> 00:44:31.334
Schtaron.

00:44:33.838 --> 00:44:35.213
Schtaron?

00:44:39.510 --> 00:44:41.928
I bet Schtaron
likes that suit of yours.

00:44:42.847 --> 00:44:44.764
What, it's a crime
to wear a black suit?

00:44:45.016 --> 00:44:47.809
All right, listen.
I haven't done anything wrong.

00:44:48.019 --> 00:44:50.437
And I need to get out of here.
I cannot be with you.

00:44:50.605 --> 00:44:54.774
Terribly sorry. X is frightfully upset
about the whole Coney Island incident.

00:44:54.942 --> 00:44:56.443
Thanks for the heads-up.

00:44:58.029 --> 00:45:00.822
Oh, man, this coffee tastes like dirt.

00:45:00.990 --> 00:45:03.742
-What do you expect? lt was--
-Just ground this morning.

00:45:04.702 --> 00:45:05.493
O?

00:45:09.707 --> 00:45:11.666
No, I call ladies "O."

00:45:11.834 --> 00:45:14.878
To me, O is feminine,
K is masculine.

00:45:15.046 --> 00:45:19.549
You know, I see a couple,
I'm like, "O-K."

00:45:19.717 --> 00:45:22.093
What a mess. Any casualties?

00:45:22.303 --> 00:45:24.179
Yes, Roman the Fabulist.

00:45:24.347 --> 00:45:26.598
Any human casualties?

00:45:27.225 --> 00:45:28.892
No, sir.

00:45:29.894 --> 00:45:31.186
Who the hell is this?

00:45:31.604 --> 00:45:32.771
Look, l was--

00:45:32.939 --> 00:45:35.941
-Stray human caught in the net.
-Code 43 him and throw him back.

00:45:36.108 --> 00:45:38.193
You're late for a meeting
with the Viagrans.

00:45:38.361 --> 00:45:40.487
They have a revolutionary new pill.

00:45:40.655 --> 00:45:41.821
It's really....

00:45:43.532 --> 00:45:44.699
Okay, slick.

00:45:47.411 --> 00:45:48.662
I was waiting for my girl.

00:45:48.829 --> 00:45:49.871
Schtaron.

00:45:50.039 --> 00:45:52.707
Yes, she's Greek.

00:45:53.918 --> 00:45:58.213
Okay. Just one last thing.
An eye exam.

00:46:03.594 --> 00:46:06.429
That's not an eye exam, K.
That's a big-ass neuralyser!

00:46:06.597 --> 00:46:09.766
You have a lot of information for
a fella who doesn't know anything.

00:46:09.934 --> 00:46:11.309
I see what you're saying.

00:46:11.894 --> 00:46:13.853
You know, K,
we need to hold up a second.

00:46:14.021 --> 00:46:15.230
K!

00:46:16.107 --> 00:46:17.774
Let's get this bite guard in here.

00:46:17.942 --> 00:46:19.693
Hey, back up, back up.

00:46:20.778 --> 00:46:23.613
K, listen, I think we got off
on the wrong foot, all right?

00:46:23.781 --> 00:46:26.116
So let's just stop for a second
and talk.

00:46:26.284 --> 00:46:27.993
Don't put me in here, K!

00:46:28.160 --> 00:46:29.327
Too late, hoss.

00:46:29.495 --> 00:46:32.497
K, no, listen to me.
I can help you with this case!

00:46:33.457 --> 00:46:34.791
K!

00:46:36.127 --> 00:46:38.336
I'm doing the truth face!
You're missing it!

00:46:38.754 --> 00:46:40.338
I'll just use my imagination.

00:46:43.801 --> 00:46:44.759
K, the killer...

00:46:44.927 --> 00:46:47.637
...you're looking for, I'm after
the same guy. A Boglodite.

00:46:47.805 --> 00:46:48.847
His name is Boris.

00:46:49.015 --> 00:46:50.140
Ship has sailed, amigo.

00:46:50.308 --> 00:46:52.058
If we don't get him, there'll be two.

00:46:52.310 --> 00:46:54.144
You had my undivided attention.

00:46:54.312 --> 00:46:55.437
One will have one arm...

00:46:55.604 --> 00:46:57.314
...and one's gonna have two. K!

00:46:57.481 --> 00:46:58.815
Listen to me!

00:46:58.983 --> 00:46:59.941
If you erase me...

00:47:00.109 --> 00:47:01.359
...you erase the world!

00:47:03.321 --> 00:47:04.237
Fifteen seconds...

00:47:04.405 --> 00:47:06.614
...to neuralysation. Fourteen.

00:47:07.408 --> 00:47:09.451
Thirteen. Twelve.

00:47:09.618 --> 00:47:12.537
Eleven. Ten. Nine.

00:47:12.705 --> 00:47:17.625
When you see Boris tomorrow, K,
kill him. Do not arrest him, kill him!

00:47:18.002 --> 00:47:20.837
Four. Three. Two.

00:47:27.511 --> 00:47:31.264
Is this thing off?
Hey, I don't think it's all the way off, K!

00:47:31.766 --> 00:47:33.767
It's whirring and buzzing.

00:47:34.602 --> 00:47:36.895
I don't know if I don't know nothing.

00:47:40.858 --> 00:47:42.275
I knew Roman.

00:47:42.568 --> 00:47:45.320
His wife cooked me dinner once.
While it was not pleasant...

00:47:45.488 --> 00:47:46.988
...he was my friend.

00:47:47.531 --> 00:47:50.158
Last chance, who are you
and what do you know?

00:47:55.373 --> 00:47:56.331
I'm an agent...

00:47:56.499 --> 00:47:58.124
...from the future. We're partners.

00:47:58.292 --> 00:47:59.959
In 25 years, you'll recruit me...

00:48:00.127 --> 00:48:03.213
...and 14 years after that,
the guy you didn't let me kill today...

00:48:03.381 --> 00:48:05.382
...escapes from prison,
jumps to the past...

00:48:05.549 --> 00:48:09.219
...and unleashes an invasion of Earth.
We got about 1 9 hours to kill him...

00:48:09.387 --> 00:48:12.055
...so, really, we need to go right now.

00:48:20.064 --> 00:48:20.772
All right.

00:48:26.487 --> 00:48:28.238
So that's the story you believe.

00:48:28.406 --> 00:48:29.447
That one was the truth.

00:48:29.615 --> 00:48:31.699
Wasn't the whole truth,
but it'll do for now.

00:48:31.867 --> 00:48:34.994
What are you talking about?
Of course it's the whole truth.

00:48:35.162 --> 00:48:38.373
The problem with a lie is once
you start lying you put yourself....

00:48:42.336 --> 00:48:43.920
Agent K.

00:48:44.505 --> 00:48:45.797
What's he still doing here?

00:48:46.006 --> 00:48:48.800
I might have cooked him too long.
Thought I'd walk him out.

00:48:48.968 --> 00:48:50.802
I put my pants on.

00:48:56.517 --> 00:48:58.017
Okay, future man, where to?

00:48:59.520 --> 00:49:00.603
I don't know.

00:49:00.771 --> 00:49:01.771
What do you mean?

00:49:03.941 --> 00:49:07.819
I don't know.
Go wherever you went last time.

00:49:07.987 --> 00:49:10.405
I haven't been here.
I didn't tell you where I went?

00:49:10.614 --> 00:49:13.992
No. I mean, we don't really talk.

00:49:14.910 --> 00:49:18.329
What kind of partners sit in a car
every day for 14 years and don't talk?

00:49:18.956 --> 00:49:23.084
Exactly. And this is the type
of problem it causes.

00:49:23.252 --> 00:49:24.294
It's dysfunctional.

00:49:24.545 --> 00:49:28.631
All right, sport, you better get useful
real quick or you go back in room 43.

00:49:30.092 --> 00:49:31.342
Man....

00:49:34.805 --> 00:49:37.640
There was something in the file
about a factory.

00:49:37.808 --> 00:49:39.976
Something happened at a factory.

00:49:41.979 --> 00:49:45.815
Hey, look, man, you can put
your Jedi Knight on me all you want.

00:49:45.983 --> 00:49:47.233
That's all I got.

00:49:52.573 --> 00:49:53.656
That spark something?

00:49:53.866 --> 00:49:56.534
Roman had this on his person
when he was murdered.

00:49:59.038 --> 00:49:59.704
It's a matchbook.

00:49:59.914 --> 00:50:01.748
No, it's a clue.

00:50:01.957 --> 00:50:03.583
He didn't smoke.

00:50:33.239 --> 00:50:35.156
You lose something over here,
Hondo?

00:50:35.533 --> 00:50:36.908
No.

00:50:37.076 --> 00:50:39.369
Hey, man, how old are you?

00:50:41.997 --> 00:50:43.081
Twenty-nine.

00:50:43.999 --> 00:50:45.500
You got some city miles on you.

00:50:46.293 --> 00:50:49.295
I'm starting to understand
why we don't talk.

00:50:56.178 --> 00:50:58.888
-How well do you know this place?
-I know its reputation.

00:50:59.348 --> 00:51:03.017
I don't like it. l hate going in blind.
I'm gonna need my gun.

00:51:03.686 --> 00:51:05.436
Sure thing, slick.

00:51:05.604 --> 00:51:08.022
K! Wait, no, I gotta go in
with you!

00:51:08.274 --> 00:51:09.983
You sit tight. I'll be fine.

00:51:10.150 --> 00:51:12.318
Wait, no! No!

00:51:12.486 --> 00:51:13.278
K!

00:51:13.445 --> 00:51:16.155
K, don't go in by yourself!

00:51:18.826 --> 00:51:19.701
Hi, fellas.

00:51:21.996 --> 00:51:23.371
Need to see the boss.

00:51:23.706 --> 00:51:24.872
He's busy.

00:51:26.041 --> 00:51:28.084
Well, I'm gonna just
take a look around.

00:51:33.799 --> 00:51:36.217
Looks like we have ourselves
a standoff.

00:51:36.385 --> 00:51:38.344
Looks that way.

00:51:42.308 --> 00:51:45.476
-Still keep the key under the ashtray.
-Lucky guess.

00:51:45.644 --> 00:51:47.186
Now, where were we?

00:51:47.354 --> 00:51:49.230
I was about to tell you to screw off.

00:51:49.398 --> 00:51:51.274
Hey, slick, you bowl in the future?

00:51:51.442 --> 00:51:53.610
MiB league champ,
three years running.

00:51:53.777 --> 00:51:55.445
Well, let's see it.

00:51:56.405 --> 00:51:57.655
You did not walk into my...

00:51:57.823 --> 00:51:59.616
...establishment
and rip my head off!

00:51:59.783 --> 00:52:03.286
My man, we don't have a lot of time.
You really need to tell him something.

00:52:03.454 --> 00:52:05.121
I'll tell him this!

00:52:05.289 --> 00:52:06.289
All right, your head.

00:52:06.457 --> 00:52:10.460
Wait. Hey, if you do this,
I am gonna hunt you down...

00:52:10.628 --> 00:52:11.794
...and make sure you...

00:52:11.962 --> 00:52:13.463
...walk funny for the rest...

00:52:13.631 --> 00:52:15.715
...of your miserable last days
on Earth!

00:52:16.800 --> 00:52:17.800
Tough spare, slick.

00:52:17.968 --> 00:52:19.218
You messed with the wrong head!

00:52:19.386 --> 00:52:21.554
-His head's a little....
-You gonna tell us...

00:52:21.722 --> 00:52:23.222
...where Dom is?

00:52:23.390 --> 00:52:25.683
I'll kill you both.
I'll kill both of youse!

00:52:28.020 --> 00:52:30.271
Your hook's a little off.
Want me to clean her?

00:52:30.439 --> 00:52:32.065
-Sure thing.
-No, no, no.

00:52:32.733 --> 00:52:35.985
Come on, I just cleaned
the bathroom with this thing!

00:52:36.153 --> 00:52:37.445
No cleaning! No cleaning!

00:52:37.613 --> 00:52:41.616
Okay! Okay, all right!
All right, he's in the back.

00:52:41.784 --> 00:52:44.369
But he's not gonna talk
to Men in Black scum like you.

00:52:44.536 --> 00:52:46.204
Now give me back my head.

00:52:46.789 --> 00:52:49.749
K, l call this one
"Low Hanging Fruit."

00:52:49.958 --> 00:52:51.209
That ain't a finger hole...

00:52:51.377 --> 00:52:53.086
...you sick bastard!

00:52:53.253 --> 00:52:54.420
I'll pop your head off...

00:52:54.588 --> 00:52:55.963
...and see how you like it.

00:52:58.592 --> 00:52:59.842
I'm gonna kill both of you!

00:53:00.260 --> 00:53:02.303
I'm gonna kill the both of youse!

00:53:02.471 --> 00:53:03.971
I'll kill you both!

00:53:07.476 --> 00:53:10.436
-Well, we're on the right track.
-Just the wrong train.

00:53:10.813 --> 00:53:12.146
If he had any secrets...

00:53:12.314 --> 00:53:13.815
...I'm guessing he spilled them.

00:53:13.982 --> 00:53:16.359
A smart man figures out
what victims have in common.

00:53:16.527 --> 00:53:18.027
A smart man would.

00:53:18.195 --> 00:53:19.612
That's a big-ass phone.

00:53:20.155 --> 00:53:22.865
-Don't put that up to your head.
-Agent O.

00:53:23.033 --> 00:53:25.451
How's your day been, Agent K?

00:53:25.619 --> 00:53:26.744
Fair to middling.

00:53:26.912 --> 00:53:27.912
How are things going?

00:53:28.080 --> 00:53:29.288
Very good, thank you.

00:53:29.456 --> 00:53:31.207
Hey, you saw her like an hour ago.

00:53:31.375 --> 00:53:33.584
I need cleanup and containment
at Cosmic Lanes.

00:53:33.752 --> 00:53:35.670
Listen, l got a dead Parlaxian.

00:53:35.838 --> 00:53:38.548
Now Roman was a Byvoid,
correct me if I'm wrong...

00:53:38.716 --> 00:53:42.343
-...from the same planetary grouping?
-A system in the Triangulum Galaxy...

00:53:42.511 --> 00:53:43.761
...wiped out by Boglodites.

00:53:43.929 --> 00:53:45.138
Wasn't the third planet--?

00:53:45.305 --> 00:53:47.056
-Glamouria?
-Glamouria.

00:53:48.726 --> 00:53:49.809
Thank you, Miss O.

00:53:50.894 --> 00:53:53.396
I know where Boris
is headed to next.

00:53:53.564 --> 00:53:58.151
You were close, slick.
It's not a factory, it's the Factory.

00:54:02.030 --> 00:54:05.074
Look, if Boris turns out
to be here, I'm gonna kill him...

00:54:05.242 --> 00:54:07.785
-...I need my gun.
-No deal.

00:54:09.705 --> 00:54:11.205
I've been an agent for 14 years.

00:54:11.373 --> 00:54:14.917
Which means l'm the senior agent
on this case. Now, l hate to pull rank...

00:54:15.085 --> 00:54:17.128
...but l am instructing
my junior agent...

00:54:17.296 --> 00:54:20.214
...that's you, to give me my gun
right now. That's an order.

00:54:27.181 --> 00:54:28.639
No, no, no, space gun.

00:54:28.807 --> 00:54:30.224
You're welcome.

00:54:31.185 --> 00:54:32.685
I didn't say thank you.

00:54:38.776 --> 00:54:41.277
For such an ungainly species,
they've thrived on Earth.

00:54:41.445 --> 00:54:43.029
I was an agent for three years...

00:54:43.197 --> 00:54:45.239
...before I realised
all models were aliens.

00:54:45.407 --> 00:54:47.575
Found out the hard way.

00:54:47.951 --> 00:54:48.701
Password?

00:54:48.911 --> 00:54:51.537
Hey, look, funky '60s dude,
we don't have a lot of time.

00:54:51.705 --> 00:54:52.997
Janis Joplin.

00:55:01.298 --> 00:55:03.716
Is there anybody here
who's not an alien?

00:55:09.056 --> 00:55:10.139
Very nice.

00:55:10.808 --> 00:55:11.933
Blink. That's good.

00:55:12.142 --> 00:55:13.059
Look in the camera.

00:55:13.393 --> 00:55:15.269
Is that Andy Warhol?

00:55:17.147 --> 00:55:18.356
Yep.

00:55:20.400 --> 00:55:23.611
Excuse me, Mr. Warhol,
could we have a minute?

00:55:23.779 --> 00:55:26.989
Now is not a good time.
This is a be-in.

00:55:27.491 --> 00:55:28.324
Just a few...

00:55:28.492 --> 00:55:29.742
...questions.

00:55:29.910 --> 00:55:33.079
No questions. No answers.

00:55:33.247 --> 00:55:34.872
Just being.

00:55:35.249 --> 00:55:37.458
We have an urgent matter
to discuss with you...

00:55:37.626 --> 00:55:39.460
...regarding one
of your party guests.

00:55:40.838 --> 00:55:42.296
Why don't you come back...

00:55:42.464 --> 00:55:44.465
...next week, after the happening...

00:55:44.633 --> 00:55:46.425
...has happened.

00:55:47.302 --> 00:55:50.429
Sorry, Mr. Warhol. You like
talking slow. We got stuff to do.

00:55:50.597 --> 00:55:51.806
I've got a planet to save.

00:55:52.724 --> 00:55:54.392
You're distressing. Everything...

00:55:54.560 --> 00:55:56.143
...about you upsets me.

00:55:59.982 --> 00:56:02.024
Damn it, K!
Are you trying to blow my cover?

00:56:02.192 --> 00:56:03.901
Agent W, your cover is safe.

00:56:04.194 --> 00:56:05.903
Whoa, Andy Warhol is one of us?

00:56:06.071 --> 00:56:06.904
Safe?

00:56:07.072 --> 00:56:09.073
You out of your mind?
I'm so out of ideas...

00:56:09.241 --> 00:56:11.450
...I'm painting cans
and bananas for chrissakes.

00:56:11.702 --> 00:56:14.370
Actually, Mr. Warhol,
I gotta tell you, l love your work.

00:56:14.621 --> 00:56:15.872
Oh, thank you.

00:56:16.039 --> 00:56:16.956
Who's the dumb-ass?

00:56:18.125 --> 00:56:20.293
How about a little
professional courtesy here?

00:56:20.460 --> 00:56:21.752
-Dumb-ass.
-Say it again.

00:56:21.920 --> 00:56:23.087
-Want me to?
-I dare you.

00:56:23.255 --> 00:56:24.046
Dumb-ass.

00:56:24.214 --> 00:56:25.882
-Agents.
-I have no problem...

00:56:26.049 --> 00:56:28.384
...pimp-slapping the shiznit
out of Andy Warhol.

00:56:29.052 --> 00:56:29.719
What?

00:56:35.309 --> 00:56:36.559
Why are you looking at me?

00:56:39.313 --> 00:56:41.647
Oh, all right. You know what?
Agent K...

00:56:41.815 --> 00:56:44.483
...you see what information
you can get from Agent W...

00:56:44.651 --> 00:56:46.861
...and I'll go case the perimeter.

00:56:47.029 --> 00:56:48.738
-That work for everybody?
-Go do that.

00:56:48.906 --> 00:56:50.364
-How about that?
-Oh, cute.

00:56:50.532 --> 00:56:52.408
-Okay.
-Very nice.

00:56:52.659 --> 00:56:54.994
Someone forget his nap?

00:57:02.836 --> 00:57:04.670
Hey, how you doing?

00:57:05.839 --> 00:57:07.298
Chilling.

00:57:12.554 --> 00:57:13.262
Who's that guy?

00:57:13.513 --> 00:57:15.181
Don't tell me he's your new partner.

00:57:15.349 --> 00:57:18.935
Actually, he's my old partner.
He travelled back from the future--

00:57:19.102 --> 00:57:21.228
Stop, don't tell me.
I don't want to know.

00:57:21.396 --> 00:57:23.189
Andy, Yoko's here.

00:57:23.357 --> 00:57:25.232
Yoko's here.

00:57:26.360 --> 00:57:30.655
Tell her that l'm filming this man
eating a hamburger.

00:57:31.198 --> 00:57:33.407
It's transcendent.

00:57:33.742 --> 00:57:35.993
All right, now the pickle.

00:57:43.335 --> 00:57:44.752
What are you doing on my turf?

00:57:45.170 --> 00:57:46.504
Tracking a killer. Boglodite.

00:57:46.672 --> 00:57:49.215
We believe he's gonna
hit here next, a Glamourian.

00:57:49.383 --> 00:57:52.426
Glamourian?
Right solar system, wrong planet.

00:57:52.594 --> 00:57:54.136
He's gotta be after the Archanan.

00:57:54.304 --> 00:57:55.554
Archanans are extinct.

00:57:55.722 --> 00:57:58.641
Apparently not.
One washed ashore last week.

00:57:58.892 --> 00:58:01.978
The whole Roswell circuit's
all abuzz about it.

00:58:02.312 --> 00:58:04.563
Alien unicorn. Last of its species.

00:58:05.232 --> 00:58:06.273
His name's Griffin.

00:58:06.733 --> 00:58:08.818
Griffin the Archanan.

00:58:10.570 --> 00:58:11.612
How's it going?

00:58:11.780 --> 00:58:15.241
Going? How's it going? That depends.
For me, personally, things are good.

00:58:15.409 --> 00:58:16.909
Unless we're in the future...

00:58:17.077 --> 00:58:19.412
...where the muscle boy argues
with his girlfriend.

00:58:19.579 --> 00:58:22.456
She storms off and bumps the guy
with the stuffed mushrooms...

00:58:22.624 --> 00:58:24.709
...who dumps the tray
on the sailors on leave.

00:58:24.876 --> 00:58:26.127
A shoving match breaks out.

00:58:26.294 --> 00:58:29.130
They crash into the table.
In which case, I gotta move my plate.

00:58:33.343 --> 00:58:36.137
Or it's the future where
the pastrami sandwich I'm eating...

00:58:36.304 --> 00:58:38.014
...causes me gastric distress.

00:58:38.181 --> 00:58:40.808
Thankfully, your friend offers
the antacids he carries...

00:58:40.976 --> 00:58:43.811
...in his right pocket, so good.
I'll be good.

00:58:43.979 --> 00:58:46.939
Except in the future where
I have to leave in two minutes...

00:58:47.107 --> 00:58:49.525
...before he has a chance
to offer me the antacids...

00:58:49.693 --> 00:58:52.695
...so on the whole, I'd have to say
not good. l am not good.

00:58:54.865 --> 00:58:56.532
But that depends.

00:58:58.618 --> 00:58:59.910
K!

00:59:00.412 --> 00:59:01.620
How will we find this guy?

00:59:01.788 --> 00:59:03.539
What am I, a schmuck?

00:59:04.041 --> 00:59:04.707
He's here?

00:59:04.875 --> 00:59:07.918
"Here" is a relative term.
He's a fifth dimensional being.

00:59:08.086 --> 00:59:10.379
They can live in and visualise
an infinite set...

00:59:10.547 --> 00:59:12.757
...of time-space probabilities
simultaneously.

00:59:13.300 --> 00:59:14.842
Sounds like fun. Good work.

00:59:15.010 --> 00:59:16.469
Whoa, whoa, K, K, K.

00:59:17.971 --> 00:59:20.264
You gotta fake my death, okay?

00:59:20.432 --> 00:59:22.516
I can't listen to sitar music anymore.

00:59:22.809 --> 00:59:25.394
All right, I'll see what I can do.
I'll talk to X.

00:59:25.562 --> 00:59:27.688
K, l can't tell
the women from the men.

00:59:27.856 --> 00:59:29.065
May I see your watch?

00:59:29.733 --> 00:59:30.983
Oh, it is 7:1 8.

00:59:31.359 --> 00:59:33.861
No, no, your other watch,
the one your father gave you.

00:59:35.739 --> 00:59:37.823
How do you know
about my father's watch?

00:59:41.495 --> 00:59:42.745
Oh, dear.

00:59:43.163 --> 00:59:44.872
This is the one
where Roman is dead...

00:59:45.040 --> 00:59:47.666
...and the gentleman at the
bowling alley. So much death.

00:59:47.834 --> 00:59:51.295
Such an infinitesimally
small chance for success.

00:59:52.172 --> 00:59:53.172
K!

00:59:53.381 --> 00:59:54.048
Griffin, right?

00:59:55.050 --> 00:59:55.716
We're here--

00:59:55.884 --> 00:59:57.009
Because of Boris.

00:59:57.219 --> 00:59:58.385
We think he's coming--

00:59:58.553 --> 01:00:00.137
To kill me.
He'll be here in minutes...

01:00:00.347 --> 01:00:01.347
...unless we're in...

01:00:01.515 --> 01:00:02.973
...the future
where he made the lights...

01:00:03.141 --> 01:00:04.141
...and is about...

01:00:04.309 --> 01:00:05.518
...to shoot from the door...

01:00:05.685 --> 01:00:07.019
...in which case we're all dead.

01:00:09.439 --> 01:00:11.565
Good, that was a close one.

01:00:11.733 --> 01:00:13.150
K, l need a space gun.

01:00:13.610 --> 01:00:14.401
The Boglodites...

01:00:14.569 --> 01:00:15.986
...consume any planet
in their path.

01:00:16.154 --> 01:00:17.446
Mine, Roman's, the Parlaxians'.

01:00:17.614 --> 01:00:21.450
I tried to stop them, but if we stop
them here, if we deny them Earth...

01:00:21.618 --> 01:00:23.744
...we can stop them.
They'll starve before...

01:00:23.912 --> 01:00:24.995
...they reach the next planet.

01:00:27.874 --> 01:00:29.083
Sixty-three seconds.

01:00:29.501 --> 01:00:30.835
How do we do that? Stop them?

01:00:31.545 --> 01:00:33.212
What?

01:00:33.713 --> 01:00:35.673
Sorry. l have something for you.

01:00:35.841 --> 01:00:38.008
A gift. lt can protect you.

01:00:38.718 --> 01:00:42.221
I had to hide it from Boris,
but if you find me again...

01:00:42.889 --> 01:00:44.682
...I'll give it to you.

01:00:44.891 --> 01:00:48.519
Thank you. What a game!
Amazing! It's a real miracle!

01:00:48.812 --> 01:00:50.354
What do you mean? What miracle?

01:00:50.522 --> 01:00:52.106
Thirty seconds. l have to go.

01:00:52.274 --> 01:00:53.232
No, we got you.

01:00:53.400 --> 01:00:55.818
Negative possibilities are
multiplying as we speak.

01:00:55.986 --> 01:00:57.278
-Okay.
-Twenty seconds.

01:00:57.445 --> 01:00:58.112
All right.

01:00:58.280 --> 01:00:59.238
We got it, relax.

01:00:59.406 --> 01:01:01.574
If your watch is broken
and I have gastric--

01:01:01.741 --> 01:01:04.493
Fly! Find your place in the world!

01:01:04.661 --> 01:01:06.328
Oh, dear.

01:01:06.538 --> 01:01:08.455
Boris is coming through that door...

01:01:08.623 --> 01:01:09.331
...in 12...

01:01:09.499 --> 01:01:11.125
...1 1 , 1 0--

01:01:11.334 --> 01:01:12.084
Wait!

01:01:12.252 --> 01:01:13.836
Did you have chocolate milk?

01:01:15.088 --> 01:01:15.754
Yes.

01:01:16.840 --> 01:01:17.882
Cindy.

01:01:19.426 --> 01:01:20.217
K!

01:01:20.385 --> 01:01:21.218
-Griffin!
-Got him.

01:01:30.437 --> 01:01:31.562
Damn it!

01:01:50.957 --> 01:01:52.416
I'm good, I'm good.

01:01:52.584 --> 01:01:53.792
What you got?

01:01:54.711 --> 01:01:56.962
Damn it! We had him!

01:01:57.214 --> 01:01:59.089
Relax, Cochise. We'll find him.

01:01:59.883 --> 01:02:01.550
First of all, my name is J, okay?

01:02:01.718 --> 01:02:04.637
It's not "son," it's not "slick"
and it damn sure ain't no "Cochise."

01:02:04.971 --> 01:02:07.723
I'm not gonna relax because
we're running out of time...

01:02:07.891 --> 01:02:09.475
...and there's an invasion coming.

01:02:09.643 --> 01:02:12.603
You're not really recognising
my voicial intensity.

01:02:14.231 --> 01:02:16.232
But there was one guy
who could help.

01:02:16.483 --> 01:02:18.442
Hey, Griffin! Griffin! Where's Griffin?

01:02:19.486 --> 01:02:21.278
Griffin. Where's Griffin at, K?

01:02:21.571 --> 01:02:25.491
He's gone. If Boris gets to him
before we do, that's no bueno.

01:02:25.909 --> 01:02:27.117
We need pie.

01:02:27.452 --> 01:02:29.828
-What?
-My granddaddy always said:

01:02:29.996 --> 01:02:32.206
"lf you got a problem
you can't solve...

01:02:32.374 --> 01:02:34.541
...it helps to get out
of your head." Pie.

01:02:35.335 --> 01:02:36.085
-Pie?
-Yeah.

01:02:36.253 --> 01:02:37.878
Your granddaddy, heavyset man?

01:02:38.338 --> 01:02:40.631
-A little bit.
-Yeah, you know what?

01:02:40.799 --> 01:02:42.341
We've been doing smart stuff:

01:02:42.509 --> 01:02:44.677
We've been following clues,
doing police work.

01:02:44.928 --> 01:02:46.971
It might be time
we do something stupid.

01:02:47.514 --> 01:02:50.099
Something that ain't got
nothing to do with nothing.

01:02:50.267 --> 01:02:52.184
Now, l want some pie, K.
I want some pie.

01:02:52.352 --> 01:02:53.727
Let's go get dumb-ass pie.

01:02:54.354 --> 01:02:55.813
Sounds good.

01:03:25.885 --> 01:03:26.802
Have any specials?

01:03:27.554 --> 01:03:30.848
He'll have what he always has after
he reads the menu for 1 0 minutes...

01:03:31.016 --> 01:03:32.433
...and asks about specials.

01:03:32.600 --> 01:03:35.269
A slice of apple pie
with a nasty piece of cheddar.

01:03:35.437 --> 01:03:36.979
I'll have the strawberry-rhubarb.

01:03:37.147 --> 01:03:38.897
It's my last meal,
I'm gonna splurge.

01:03:42.402 --> 01:03:45.821
World-class serial killer out there
and we're having pie.

01:03:46.031 --> 01:03:48.490
What do you do in your spare time,
stretch?

01:03:49.576 --> 01:03:53.370
See, l sense you're not embracing
the concept here.

01:03:53.538 --> 01:03:55.581
Pie don't work unless you let it.

01:03:55.749 --> 01:03:57.124
I'm gonna let it.

01:03:57.292 --> 01:03:58.667
And you say we don't talk?

01:03:59.336 --> 01:04:02.212
You go ahead. Ask me any question.
Anything you want.

01:04:02.380 --> 01:04:06.091
As long as it doesn't have to do
with the case. Just let her rip.

01:04:08.094 --> 01:04:09.928
What's up with you and O?

01:04:11.431 --> 01:04:12.097
Me and O?

01:04:13.266 --> 01:04:14.683
Yeah, you and O.

01:04:14.851 --> 01:04:16.185
All right, all right.

01:04:16.394 --> 01:04:18.062
All right, this is it.

01:04:19.356 --> 01:04:22.691
A while back, l was assigned
to keep tabs on a musician.

01:04:22.942 --> 01:04:23.734
Mick Jagger?

01:04:23.902 --> 01:04:26.070
He's in this British band,
the Rolling Stones.

01:04:26.363 --> 01:04:27.321
Rings a bell.

01:04:27.489 --> 01:04:30.783
We believed he was on the planet
to breed with Earth women.

01:04:30.992 --> 01:04:34.203
So I was in London
and that's when I met O.

01:04:34.371 --> 01:04:38.332
Just smart. Funny. A great smile.

01:04:39.459 --> 01:04:42.586
And we find ourselves in this pub,
which is a bar, all right?

01:04:42.754 --> 01:04:46.757
Warm beer and the worst food
you ever ate.

01:04:47.133 --> 01:04:50.677
We just played darts
till the sun came up.

01:04:50.845 --> 01:04:52.554
Neither of us wanted to leave.

01:05:01.981 --> 01:05:04.066
What the hell happened
to you, man?

01:05:04.484 --> 01:05:06.944
I don't know. It hasn't happened yet.

01:05:07.112 --> 01:05:11.031
Come on, what about you, slick?
In the future, you got yourself a girl?

01:05:11.658 --> 01:05:12.950
I got you.

01:05:13.118 --> 01:05:15.786
I cannot believe this,
freaking New York Mets.

01:05:15.954 --> 01:05:17.329
Total losers!

01:05:17.497 --> 01:05:19.289
It's a rough time
to be a Mets fan.

01:05:19.457 --> 01:05:22.000
Tell me about it.
Never gonna catch the Cubs.

01:05:22.335 --> 01:05:25.337
That's funny. The Mets actually
win it all this year.

01:05:25.588 --> 01:05:26.922
Oh, yeah.

01:05:27.173 --> 01:05:27.965
No, I'm serious.

01:05:28.133 --> 01:05:28.841
I'm sure.

01:05:29.008 --> 01:05:31.552
Look, three months from now,
your buddies down there...

01:05:31.719 --> 01:05:33.887
...are gonna be calling them
the Amazing Mets...

01:05:34.055 --> 01:05:36.557
...and the Miracle Mets.

01:05:38.351 --> 01:05:40.060
What?

01:05:40.228 --> 01:05:41.895
What you got there, hoss?

01:05:42.939 --> 01:05:47.359
The Archanan said, "lt's amazing!
It's a miracle! I'll see you at the game."

01:05:48.528 --> 01:05:49.903
I know where he is.

01:05:50.697 --> 01:05:52.698
Told you to trust the pie.

01:05:57.036 --> 01:06:00.539
If Griffin's here for a game,
he's either too early or too late.

01:06:00.707 --> 01:06:04.042
He's here. We just gotta find him
before Boris does.

01:06:11.301 --> 01:06:13.218
It's time to give you
your things back...

01:06:13.386 --> 01:06:14.470
...partner.

01:06:14.721 --> 01:06:16.763
You get some pie in you,
you get all mushy.

01:06:16.931 --> 01:06:19.099
I'm just tired of carrying your stuff.

01:06:20.393 --> 01:06:22.686
Come on now! All right! Let's go...

01:06:22.854 --> 01:06:23.729
...Mets!

01:06:23.897 --> 01:06:26.398
Let's go, Mets! Let's go...

01:06:26.566 --> 01:06:28.775
-...Mets! Let's go, Met--
-Griffin?

01:06:31.488 --> 01:06:32.946
You're just in time!

01:06:33.114 --> 01:06:37.451
Unless this is the one where Robinson
bad-hops it past third, it's almost over.

01:06:39.579 --> 01:06:40.954
Are we missing something?

01:06:41.748 --> 01:06:42.956
The game.

01:07:11.611 --> 01:07:14.821
So this is how you see things?
This is amazing.

01:07:14.989 --> 01:07:18.700
It's a gigantic pain in the ass.
But it has its moments.

01:07:19.202 --> 01:07:21.245
This game doesn't happen
till October.

01:07:21.412 --> 01:07:22.746
It's always October...

01:07:22.997 --> 01:07:24.581
...and November and March.

01:07:24.749 --> 01:07:27.751
So many futures, and all real.
Don't know which will coalesce.

01:07:27.919 --> 01:07:29.711
Until then, they're all happening.

01:07:29.879 --> 01:07:32.839
Like this one, it's my favourite moment
in human history.

01:07:33.007 --> 01:07:36.385
All the things that had to converge
for the Mets to win the World Series.

01:07:36.553 --> 01:07:39.721
They were in last place every single
season until they won it all.

01:07:39.889 --> 01:07:41.181
You said you had a gift.

01:07:41.349 --> 01:07:42.182
That baseball...

01:07:42.350 --> 01:07:46.270
...thrown for the last out of game five,
manufactured in '62 by Spalding...

01:07:46.437 --> 01:07:49.898
...of Chicopee, Massachusetts,
was aerodynamically flawed...

01:07:50.066 --> 01:07:52.401
...due to the horsehide
being improperly tanned...

01:07:52.569 --> 01:07:54.403
...because the tanner's wife
left him...

01:07:54.571 --> 01:07:56.071
...for a Puerto Rican golf pro--

01:07:56.239 --> 01:07:57.739
The gift?

01:07:57.907 --> 01:08:00.158
Oh, yes, of course. ln the box.

01:08:04.163 --> 01:08:06.999
It's the surprise.
To protect the Earth.

01:08:07.166 --> 01:08:08.041
It's a shield.

01:08:12.755 --> 01:08:13.422
Shield.

01:08:14.966 --> 01:08:17.509
Archanan. Arc Net.
You put up the Arc Net.

01:08:17.677 --> 01:08:19.428
-How?
-When that ball is pitched to...

01:08:19.596 --> 01:08:20.429
...Davey Johnson...

01:08:20.597 --> 01:08:21.805
...who became a player...

01:08:21.973 --> 01:08:25.434
...because his dad couldn't find a
football to give him for his birthday...

01:08:25.602 --> 01:08:26.351
...it hits...

01:08:26.519 --> 01:08:28.478
...his bat two micrometres
too high...

01:08:28.646 --> 01:08:29.980
...popping out to Cleon Jones...

01:08:30.815 --> 01:08:33.066
...who would've been born Clara,
a statistical...

01:08:33.276 --> 01:08:36.737
...typist, if his parents didn't have
an extra glass of wine that night...

01:08:36.904 --> 01:08:38.780
...before going to bed.

01:08:40.033 --> 01:08:40.949
A miracle...

01:08:41.117 --> 01:08:43.619
...is what seems impossible
but happens anyway.

01:08:53.046 --> 01:08:54.504
I lost my planet.

01:08:54.714 --> 01:08:57.090
I don't want you to lose yours.

01:08:57.258 --> 01:08:59.760
It'll take a miracle,
but if you pull this off...

01:08:59.969 --> 01:09:01.970
...you'll be my new
favourite moment...

01:09:02.138 --> 01:09:03.972
...in human history.

01:09:04.140 --> 01:09:05.599
Oh, dear.

01:09:06.059 --> 01:09:07.684
I forgot to see this one coming.

01:09:14.776 --> 01:09:15.859
Damn it!

01:09:26.037 --> 01:09:27.204
Have these in the future?

01:09:27.372 --> 01:09:28.455
No.

01:09:28.706 --> 01:09:29.706
Get on.

01:09:33.461 --> 01:09:35.462
Keep gyro settings at zero gain.

01:09:35.630 --> 01:09:38.215
Balance pitch and yaw
with bursts on the centre stalk...

01:09:38.383 --> 01:09:39.758
...between 80 and 1 00 psi.

01:09:40.259 --> 01:09:41.259
I didn't understand...

01:09:41.427 --> 01:09:42.844
...any of that!

01:09:43.012 --> 01:09:45.097
-Gyro at zero gain.
-It is.

01:09:45.264 --> 01:09:47.641
Pitch and yaw with short bursts
on the centre stalk.

01:09:47.809 --> 01:09:48.475
I did!

01:09:48.643 --> 01:09:50.602
Between 80 and 1 00 psi!

01:09:51.646 --> 01:09:52.688
Got it.

01:09:55.316 --> 01:09:57.192
The Arc Net! Give it to me!

01:09:57.360 --> 01:09:59.236
This isn't the one where you get it!

01:09:59.404 --> 01:10:01.488
-All right there, chief?
-Hell, yeah.

01:10:01.656 --> 01:10:03.198
It'd be better with four wheels!

01:10:03.366 --> 01:10:04.700
Two is, like, my minimum.

01:10:11.624 --> 01:10:14.084
What happens if Boris
gets the Arc Net?

01:10:14.252 --> 01:10:16.503
Boglodite invasion,
total destruction of Earth!

01:10:40.695 --> 01:10:42.404
The box!

01:10:53.624 --> 01:10:54.875
Good boy.

01:10:55.293 --> 01:10:56.793
We gotta stop this guy!

01:10:59.046 --> 01:10:59.921
I've been trying!

01:11:00.131 --> 01:11:01.465
You haven't been trying?

01:11:02.008 --> 01:11:02.674
Hey, slick.

01:11:03.009 --> 01:11:06.052
In the future,
we ever do the Texas two-step?

01:11:06.220 --> 01:11:07.888
Yes, sir!

01:11:33.331 --> 01:11:34.289
Did you get him?

01:11:34.624 --> 01:11:36.082
Give me a sec.

01:11:40.505 --> 01:11:41.379
Is he dead?

01:11:41.839 --> 01:11:43.215
Negative.

01:11:44.091 --> 01:11:45.300
He got away.

01:11:47.762 --> 01:11:49.596
I got Griffin. Let's get out of here.

01:12:04.362 --> 01:12:06.446
I feel younger already.

01:12:32.682 --> 01:12:36.101
You pathetic waste
of Boglodite flesh.

01:12:36.269 --> 01:12:39.563
I'd kill you right now,
if l didn't value my own life.

01:12:39.814 --> 01:12:41.606
-Who are you?
-Look at you.

01:12:41.774 --> 01:12:44.818
Every mistake l've ever made,
just waiting to happen.

01:12:44.986 --> 01:12:46.152
What happened to my arm?

01:12:46.320 --> 01:12:48.572
You lose it, shot off by a human.

01:12:48.739 --> 01:12:50.198
No human could defeat me.

01:12:50.575 --> 01:12:54.828
You spend the next 40 years in prison,
chained up like an animal.

01:12:54.996 --> 01:12:56.872
No prison can hold me!

01:12:57.039 --> 01:12:59.749
They built one especially for us,
on the moon.

01:13:00.084 --> 01:13:01.877
No human has been to the moon...

01:13:02.044 --> 01:13:04.713
...so they cannot have
built it there already.

01:13:04.881 --> 01:13:07.883
Stop arguing! You can avoid
all of that if you just listen to me!

01:13:08.050 --> 01:13:11.678
You were defeated!
You let it get shot off!

01:13:11.846 --> 01:13:14.639
That wasn't me, that was you!

01:13:19.937 --> 01:13:20.896
What's your plan?

01:13:21.188 --> 01:13:23.356
Prevent the Arc Net
from being deployed.

01:13:23.524 --> 01:13:26.067
-Kill anyone who tries.
-Good plan.

01:13:26.569 --> 01:13:27.527
Didn't work.

01:13:27.695 --> 01:13:28.653
With my help...

01:13:28.905 --> 01:13:31.781
...we'll get the Arc Net,
kill Agent K...

01:13:31.949 --> 01:13:34.242
...the invasion will be successful...

01:13:34.452 --> 01:13:35.994
...and we'll get to keep both...

01:13:36.162 --> 01:13:38.538
...of our ar--! Stop...

01:13:38.706 --> 01:13:40.206
...staring at it!

01:13:41.125 --> 01:13:42.208
Listen.

01:13:57.558 --> 01:14:00.810
-You all right?
-Yeah. Thank you for saving my life.

01:14:01.103 --> 01:14:02.020
It's what we do.

01:14:03.105 --> 01:14:04.356
You still have the Arc Net?

01:14:06.567 --> 01:14:08.735
When you're being hunted
by Boris the Animal...

01:14:08.903 --> 01:14:10.612
...you get good at hiding things.

01:14:36.013 --> 01:14:38.098
This will save your world.

01:14:41.018 --> 01:14:43.186
Once it's outside the atmosphere,
it gets...

01:14:43.354 --> 01:14:44.646
...a whole lot bigger.

01:14:45.856 --> 01:14:47.691
All you have to do is deploy it.

01:14:48.776 --> 01:14:52.195
You mean in space?
Well, how do you suppose we do that?

01:14:52.363 --> 01:14:55.031
It's just one small step.

01:15:09.547 --> 01:15:10.588
The moon launch.

01:15:14.051 --> 01:15:15.719
Cape Canaveral.

01:15:17.054 --> 01:15:19.931
July 16th, 1 969.

01:15:20.307 --> 01:15:21.891
We got six hours to get to Florida.

01:15:22.226 --> 01:15:23.601
Better get a move on, slick.

01:15:23.894 --> 01:15:24.853
Wait, hold up.

01:15:25.021 --> 01:15:27.147
Not us.
I'm gonna do this one alone.

01:15:27.314 --> 01:15:28.231
He has to be the--

01:15:28.399 --> 01:15:29.274
Griffin.

01:15:29.442 --> 01:15:30.567
What do you mean, alone?

01:15:31.318 --> 01:15:33.194
I'm gonna go to Florida.
You stay here.

01:15:33.362 --> 01:15:34.612
I need you to trust me.

01:15:35.072 --> 01:15:38.783
Trust you? l don't think so.
Something you're not telling me, slick?

01:15:38.951 --> 01:15:40.410
You're not going to Florida.

01:15:40.578 --> 01:15:42.328
That ain't gonna happen, partner.

01:15:42.496 --> 01:15:43.872
Look, K...

01:15:44.415 --> 01:15:46.708
...please, l will not allow you
to go to Florida.

01:15:48.836 --> 01:15:49.544
Stop me.

01:15:54.759 --> 01:15:56.176
You die there!

01:15:58.929 --> 01:16:02.015
Cape Canaveral. Apollo launch.

01:16:03.934 --> 01:16:05.769
Boris kills you there.

01:16:08.189 --> 01:16:09.731
That's what I'm here for.

01:16:10.357 --> 01:16:11.858
That's what I came back to stop.

01:16:12.068 --> 01:16:14.027
Oh, dear. We're in this one.

01:16:16.363 --> 01:16:17.322
K...

01:16:18.074 --> 01:16:20.200
...I saw the file,
I looked at the report.

01:16:20.367 --> 01:16:21.576
I said l told you everything--

01:16:23.204 --> 01:16:24.746
That's for lying to me.

01:16:24.997 --> 01:16:26.039
Look, l'm sorry, man!

01:16:29.126 --> 01:16:30.835
That's for telling me the truth!

01:16:32.129 --> 01:16:34.005
I'm trying to protect you...

01:16:35.216 --> 01:16:36.674
...man!

01:16:38.719 --> 01:16:41.387
The bitterest truth is better
than the sweetest lies.

01:16:45.142 --> 01:16:46.976
He has to go to Cape Canaveral.

01:16:47.144 --> 01:16:49.896
He must deploy the Arc Net
as he did before.

01:16:50.064 --> 01:16:51.564
There's no other way.

01:16:52.149 --> 01:16:55.318
K is the only hope in saving Earth.

01:16:56.153 --> 01:16:57.695
Can l save him?

01:16:58.572 --> 01:17:02.367
Is there any future
where l save his life?

01:17:04.829 --> 01:17:06.621
Yes.

01:17:08.165 --> 01:17:10.375
But where there is death...

01:17:11.335 --> 01:17:13.753
...there will always be death.

01:17:31.605 --> 01:17:33.439
According to you,
I've done this before.

01:17:33.607 --> 01:17:35.024
So we know it's possible.

01:17:35.192 --> 01:17:37.152
If you're half the agent
you say you are...

01:17:37.319 --> 01:17:39.612
...you'll make sure
I don't get killed doing it.

01:17:44.034 --> 01:17:45.994
So are we partners? You tell me.

01:17:48.873 --> 01:17:50.456
Let's go.

01:18:03.554 --> 01:18:04.470
Agent K...

01:18:04.638 --> 01:18:06.055
-...how are you?
-I'm good.

01:18:06.223 --> 01:18:09.392
Okay, group hug on the way
to doing what we're doing.

01:18:09.560 --> 01:18:13.771
This morning, man is about to launch
himself on a trip to the moon...

01:18:13.939 --> 01:18:16.441
...with the expectation
of landing there.

01:18:16.609 --> 01:18:18.067
Look, l gotta ask you.

01:18:18.235 --> 01:18:20.612
If we pull this off,
fix things the way they were...

01:18:20.779 --> 01:18:22.572
...O and l, are we...?

01:18:22.740 --> 01:18:23.948
A wise man once told me...

01:18:24.116 --> 01:18:26.910
...don't ask questions you don't
want to know the answer to.

01:18:28.245 --> 01:18:30.914
-I said that, didn't l?
-Yes, sir.

01:18:35.586 --> 01:18:37.045
Here they are.

01:18:37.922 --> 01:18:40.048
-What are they?
-Jetpacks.

01:18:40.216 --> 01:18:41.758
Jetpacks?

01:18:42.843 --> 01:18:45.595
No, no, no.
We're not doing jetpacks.

01:18:45.763 --> 01:18:48.097
There's a reason we don't
have these in the future.

01:18:48.265 --> 01:18:49.265
K, we gotta drive.

01:18:49.683 --> 01:18:52.644
Can't drive to Florida from Manhattan
in five hours, chief.

01:18:52.937 --> 01:18:56.856
Yeah, we can. The red button,
standard issue in every MiB car.

01:18:57.024 --> 01:18:58.900
Press the red button,
goes into hyperdrive.

01:18:59.068 --> 01:19:00.860
No red buttons yet, slick.

01:19:02.613 --> 01:19:04.739
Come on, man.

01:19:09.828 --> 01:19:10.662
Do you know...

01:19:10.829 --> 01:19:12.121
...how to work this thing?

01:19:12.289 --> 01:19:14.415
It's like with anything.

01:19:14.583 --> 01:19:18.503
Just have to strap yourself in,
hope for the best.

01:19:19.630 --> 01:19:20.922
Isn't that right, Miss O?

01:19:22.299 --> 01:19:24.300
Unfortunately, it is.

01:19:35.479 --> 01:19:36.771
You ready, slick?

01:19:38.649 --> 01:19:40.191
Let's get it.

01:19:40.401 --> 01:19:42.235
This is gonna be interesting!

01:19:55.165 --> 01:19:57.458
It's just minutes to the...

01:19:57.668 --> 01:19:59.294
...historic launch of Apollo 11 ...

01:19:59.461 --> 01:20:01.796
...with all going well.

01:20:18.188 --> 01:20:21.357
I'm so glad this isn't
one of the times we explode.

01:20:21.608 --> 01:20:23.318
One of the times?

01:20:26.155 --> 01:20:27.697
Oh, we got company.

01:20:32.244 --> 01:20:33.703
The hell?

01:20:35.289 --> 01:20:37.248
Is that a battery belt?

01:20:47.134 --> 01:20:48.676
All right, I got it.

01:20:51.889 --> 01:20:54.432
No, any reality
that gets the shield deployed...

01:20:54.641 --> 01:20:56.392
...is one where you tell the truth.

01:20:56.769 --> 01:20:58.144
The truth?

01:20:58.479 --> 01:21:00.480
The truth is the only path.

01:21:00.689 --> 01:21:02.357
This is a restricted area!

01:21:07.404 --> 01:21:09.364
Yes, sir, it is.

01:21:09.531 --> 01:21:12.492
Good day, gentlemen.
Great day for America, isn't it?

01:21:12.659 --> 01:21:16.329
My name is Agent J.
This is Agent K. That's Griff.

01:21:16.497 --> 01:21:18.581
We're from a secret government
organisation...

01:21:18.749 --> 01:21:22.335
...that polices and monitors
alien activity on and off planet Earth.

01:21:23.754 --> 01:21:24.879
Here's the thing.

01:21:25.047 --> 01:21:27.507
We have this special
little metal thingy...

01:21:27.674 --> 01:21:31.469
...that Griff gave us that we have
to get on top of that rocket...

01:21:31.637 --> 01:21:35.264
...to prevent an alien invasion.

01:21:38.685 --> 01:21:39.644
That worked.

01:21:39.812 --> 01:21:42.522
-Like a charm.
-Sir, Delta Gate. We have a problem.

01:21:42.856 --> 01:21:46.234
Three trespassers. No lDs,
but they've got weapons, sir.

01:21:46.443 --> 01:21:48.611
Some kind l've never seen before.

01:21:56.370 --> 01:21:57.912
What breed of fool
do you have to be...

01:21:58.080 --> 01:22:00.998
...to penetrate my site
on the day of the most massive feat...

01:22:01.166 --> 01:22:02.417
...attempted by mankind?

01:22:02.584 --> 01:22:05.503
Watched by God, the population
of the planet and my own...

01:22:05.671 --> 01:22:06.796
-...firstborn!
-Colonel?

01:22:07.714 --> 01:22:08.840
Colonel, they had these.

01:22:10.008 --> 01:22:12.176
They said they needed
to put something on the rocket...

01:22:12.344 --> 01:22:13.511
...for an invasion.

01:22:17.724 --> 01:22:18.724
Thanks.

01:22:18.934 --> 01:22:20.184
I got 1 0 minutes to launch.

01:22:20.436 --> 01:22:24.480
If you pose a threat to that rocket,
you tell me now and do not lie to me.

01:22:28.902 --> 01:22:30.903
I told the truth last time.

01:22:35.909 --> 01:22:37.702
Sir, this man came here from...

01:22:37.911 --> 01:22:39.287
...the future to protect me...

01:22:39.455 --> 01:22:42.874
...so l can attach a shield to the top
of that rocket and save the world.

01:22:43.041 --> 01:22:45.001
I need your help to do that.

01:22:48.172 --> 01:22:49.464
Take them to the brig.

01:22:49.631 --> 01:22:51.132
You're slipping, Griff.

01:22:51.675 --> 01:22:52.842
Sir, if l may.

01:23:09.109 --> 01:23:09.775
Corporal.

01:23:11.195 --> 01:23:12.528
You men are no longer needed.

01:23:13.030 --> 01:23:14.155
I'll take the prisoners.

01:23:14.531 --> 01:23:16.365
-Sir, are you--?
-Dismissed.

01:23:25.209 --> 01:23:26.209
Follow me.

01:23:33.592 --> 01:23:35.760
You did the future thing.
What did you show him?

01:23:35.928 --> 01:23:38.054
Only what he needed to see.

01:23:39.389 --> 01:23:40.765
I have to go now.

01:23:41.892 --> 01:23:43.309
What? No, no, no. Come on.

01:23:43.727 --> 01:23:45.228
You don't need me anymore.

01:23:45.646 --> 01:23:48.022
All right, Griff,
don't start flipping on me.

01:23:48.190 --> 01:23:51.651
When Boris' arm is taken, the past
will be as it was. K will survive.

01:23:51.818 --> 01:23:53.778
He will not know
you were ever here.

01:23:55.489 --> 01:23:59.575
All right. Arm gone, got it.
Like a reset?

01:23:59.743 --> 01:24:02.995
When that happens, go home.
Leave.

01:24:03.163 --> 01:24:03.829
You coming?

01:24:03.997 --> 01:24:05.998
Yeah, all right!

01:24:07.960 --> 01:24:10.419
Thanks, man.
Hey, will I ever see you again?

01:24:10.671 --> 01:24:12.463
Anything's possible.

01:24:15.092 --> 01:24:16.467
Oh, Griff.

01:24:22.766 --> 01:24:25.268
I can never bear to watch this part.

01:24:27.187 --> 01:24:28.854
Armstrong and Aldrin
are scheduled...

01:24:29.022 --> 01:24:30.940
...to set foot on the moon...

01:24:31.108 --> 01:24:35.069
...on early Monday morning,
Eastern Daylight Time.

01:24:36.446 --> 01:24:37.196
Where's Griffin?

01:24:37.406 --> 01:24:39.156
Doing his own thing.

01:25:01.805 --> 01:25:02.513
Gentlemen.

01:25:06.602 --> 01:25:08.853
This elevator
will take you to the top.

01:25:09.021 --> 01:25:11.022
To get the Arc Net
outside the atmosphere...

01:25:11.189 --> 01:25:14.191
...you need to strap it to the escape
rocket above the capsule!

01:25:14.359 --> 01:25:15.735
You do not want to be...

01:25:15.902 --> 01:25:18.154
...anywhere near this rocket
when it takes off!

01:25:18.322 --> 01:25:20.698
-Questions?
-No. Thank you for this, colonel.

01:25:20.866 --> 01:25:22.450
Some job you got there.

01:25:22.701 --> 01:25:23.868
Hey, thanks a lot, bro.

01:25:24.036 --> 01:25:26.537
What did Griff
show you back there?

01:25:26.705 --> 01:25:28.122
How important you are.

01:25:28.457 --> 01:25:30.041
You and your partner.

01:25:38.300 --> 01:25:40.718
If everything goes right
the way we hope it does...

01:25:40.886 --> 01:25:43.638
...I'm gonna end up
getting out of here pretty quick...

01:25:43.805 --> 01:25:47.224
...so l'm not gonna have a chance
to say a proper goodbye.

01:25:47.392 --> 01:25:50.936
If things go wrong,
not gonna have a chance to, either.

01:25:52.898 --> 01:25:54.523
So I guess win or lose, this is it.

01:25:59.071 --> 01:26:00.946
I see why l recruited you.

01:26:03.825 --> 01:26:04.909
You're a good man.

01:26:08.413 --> 01:26:10.039
Good man.

01:26:12.501 --> 01:26:14.752
Man, what the hell
happened to you?

01:26:15.170 --> 01:26:17.505
I told you,
it still hasn't happened yet.

01:26:22.344 --> 01:26:24.053
I'll take this one!

01:26:24.429 --> 01:26:25.554
Naughty.

01:26:28.266 --> 01:26:30.309
Get a pedicure if you get a second.

01:26:40.237 --> 01:26:42.363
And liftoff.

01:27:23.822 --> 01:27:25.531
Just passed the two-minute mark...

01:27:25.699 --> 01:27:29.160
...in the countdown, and all is still go
as we monitor our status board.

01:27:50.474 --> 01:27:53.267
Astronauts report it feels good.
Power transfer is complete.

01:27:54.019 --> 01:27:56.979
Neil Armstrong just reported back
it's been a smooth countdown.

01:28:09.576 --> 01:28:10.618
Hey!

01:28:10.869 --> 01:28:12.495
Boris, can you give me a hand?

01:28:12.662 --> 01:28:14.455
Hey.

01:28:19.169 --> 01:28:19.919
Hey!

01:28:20.879 --> 01:28:22.505
You hear me calling you?

01:28:23.381 --> 01:28:24.882
Boris the Animal!

01:28:25.383 --> 01:28:26.050
Hey!

01:28:26.218 --> 01:28:28.385
Boris the Animal!

01:28:30.263 --> 01:28:32.640
It's just Boris!

01:28:36.478 --> 01:28:37.520
You're gonna lose.

01:28:37.813 --> 01:28:39.063
Let's agree to disagree.

01:28:58.708 --> 01:28:59.875
Hey!

01:29:00.919 --> 01:29:02.545
Boris the Animal!

01:29:12.514 --> 01:29:13.305
Right.

01:29:14.140 --> 01:29:14.807
Left.

01:29:42.878 --> 01:29:43.794
You're gonna lose.

01:29:43.962 --> 01:29:46.005
Let's agree to disagree.

01:29:54.890 --> 01:29:56.265
Hey!

01:29:56.975 --> 01:29:58.767
Boris the Animal!

01:30:05.692 --> 01:30:06.400
Right.

01:30:06.776 --> 01:30:08.319
Left. Left.

01:30:09.404 --> 01:30:10.154
Right.

01:30:14.242 --> 01:30:16.201
That's not possible.

01:30:16.494 --> 01:30:18.412
Let's agree to disagree.

01:30:24.127 --> 01:30:26.795
That's not possible!

01:30:36.097 --> 01:30:37.097
K!

01:30:38.767 --> 01:30:41.101
I win! l'm better than me!

01:30:48.526 --> 01:30:49.777
That's my partner.

01:30:50.236 --> 01:30:52.071
That's my partner!

01:30:58.286 --> 01:30:59.328
If we call this in...

01:30:59.496 --> 01:31:02.164
-...they'll scrub the launch.
-I didn't see anything.

01:31:36.866 --> 01:31:38.742
-Where's your partner?
-He went home.

01:31:38.910 --> 01:31:40.411
-How does that work?
-You got me.

01:31:40.578 --> 01:31:41.870
Come on!

01:31:56.720 --> 01:31:57.511
Get down!

01:32:28.585 --> 01:32:29.918
Bingo.

01:32:30.837 --> 01:32:32.921
Man, that is some next-level stuff.

01:32:42.932 --> 01:32:44.266
You ever want to see more...

01:32:44.476 --> 01:32:47.770
...I know a top-secret organisation
that could use a man like you.

01:32:49.689 --> 01:32:51.356
I wish I could.

01:32:51.941 --> 01:32:52.900
Thank you.

01:32:53.526 --> 01:32:55.402
I'll see you around, K.

01:32:57.155 --> 01:32:57.821
Look out!

01:33:03.119 --> 01:33:04.787
Go ahead.

01:33:05.038 --> 01:33:06.789
Arrest me.

01:33:08.374 --> 01:33:10.042
Not this time.

01:33:20.053 --> 01:33:23.055
"Where there's death,
there will always be death."

01:33:32.398 --> 01:33:35.651
Daddy! Daddy!

01:33:39.739 --> 01:33:40.531
Hey.

01:33:41.574 --> 01:33:43.534
Hey, my name's K.
What's your name?

01:33:44.077 --> 01:33:45.119
James.

01:33:45.286 --> 01:33:47.830
James? That's a nice name.

01:33:48.039 --> 01:33:49.373
Where's my dad?

01:33:52.252 --> 01:33:54.128
What have you got there?
What is that?

01:33:54.295 --> 01:33:55.671
My dad gave it to me.

01:33:55.839 --> 01:33:58.090
We timed the launch.

01:34:05.223 --> 01:34:07.015
Where is my daddy?

01:34:11.104 --> 01:34:12.521
He....

01:34:13.106 --> 01:34:16.859
He went to go do something
very special.

01:34:17.026 --> 01:34:18.902
And he wanted me...

01:34:19.070 --> 01:34:23.407
...to stay here and take care
of his best pal.

01:34:28.288 --> 01:34:30.455
When is he gonna be back?

01:34:31.624 --> 01:34:33.000
He....

01:34:47.807 --> 01:34:49.266
James...

01:34:50.643 --> 01:34:52.436
...if you look right here...

01:34:52.604 --> 01:34:55.814
...I will tell you the only thing
you ever need to know.

01:35:01.321 --> 01:35:03.113
Your daddy is a hero.

01:35:03.323 --> 01:35:05.782
My daddy is a hero?

01:35:08.995 --> 01:35:12.289
-Want to take a walk with me?
-Yes.

01:35:21.841 --> 01:35:23.133
James?

01:36:05.510 --> 01:36:07.177
You're late.

01:36:07.345 --> 01:36:09.596
Sorry. Lost track of time.

01:36:11.557 --> 01:36:12.766
How do you know that song?

01:36:13.142 --> 01:36:15.185
Drink your coffee.
We got work to do.

01:36:16.062 --> 01:36:17.854
What do you know
and what do you don't?

01:36:18.022 --> 01:36:19.731
How do l know what I don't know?

01:36:19.899 --> 01:36:22.818
That's a really good question.
Did we go to Wu's last night?

01:36:22.986 --> 01:36:23.735
Yeah.

01:36:24.070 --> 01:36:24.945
Boglodites?

01:36:25.113 --> 01:36:25.904
Extinct for 40 years.

01:36:26.322 --> 01:36:28.573
Perfect. Did we talk
on the phone last night?

01:36:28.741 --> 01:36:29.992
You hung up on me.

01:36:30.410 --> 01:36:32.035
Yeah, l did.

01:36:33.079 --> 01:36:35.247
But that was because
of all those secrets...

01:36:35.790 --> 01:36:38.709
...the universe doesn't know about.

01:36:43.423 --> 01:36:44.214
But...

01:36:44.590 --> 01:36:46.383
...I've realised that...

01:36:46.551 --> 01:36:49.052
...last night was a long...

01:36:49.220 --> 01:36:51.513
...long time ago.

01:36:55.768 --> 01:36:58.520
And, really,
I just want to say thank you.

01:36:59.105 --> 01:37:01.106
It's been my privilege.

01:37:10.950 --> 01:37:13.368
You know, there's a really
high possibility now...

01:37:13.536 --> 01:37:16.121
...that I might know some things
you don't know.

01:37:16.289 --> 01:37:17.873
I doubt it.

01:37:18.041 --> 01:37:20.000
I bet l know what went down
with you and O.

01:37:20.168 --> 01:37:22.085
She's a fine lady,
but you know the rules.

01:37:22.253 --> 01:37:24.421
There's no fraternising
amongst agents.

01:37:24.589 --> 01:37:27.299
I think y'all might have fraternised
a time or two.

01:37:30.470 --> 01:37:33.805
This is my new favourite moment
in human history.

01:37:33.973 --> 01:37:37.225
Unless this is the one
where K forgot to leave a tip.

01:37:51.824 --> 01:37:53.700
Almost forgot.

01:38:02.251 --> 01:38:03.960
That was a close one.

01:38:03.984 --> 01:38:14.984
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