WEBVTT 00:01:24.064 --> 00:01:35.064 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:01:36.888 --> 00:01:41.350 - (MAN SHOUTING IN MANDARIN) - (SHOUTING IN UNISON) 00:01:55.573 --> 00:01:58.283 (SHOUTING IN UNISON) 00:01:59.536 --> 00:02:01.245 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 00:02:31.067 --> 00:02:33.193 (DRUMS POUNDING) 00:02:39.159 --> 00:02:41.451 (TRADITIONAL CHINESE MUSIC PLAYING) 00:02:45.582 --> 00:02:47.082 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 00:03:00.930 --> 00:03:03.974 PEl PEl: The princess nodded, and the frog said, 00:03:04.475 --> 00:03:08.270 "That which you have promised, you must perform." 00:03:10.940 --> 00:03:12.232 Very good. Keep reading. 00:03:13.860 --> 00:03:17.237 "So the princess leaned in and kissed the frog, 00:03:17.989 --> 00:03:21.783 "but as she did, he became a handsome prince, 00:03:22.368 --> 00:03:24.453 "and they rode off to his kingdom, 00:03:24.495 --> 00:03:29.291 "where they lived happily ever after." 00:03:30.293 --> 00:03:32.461 Happily ever after. 00:03:33.504 --> 00:03:35.923 There's no such thing as "happily ever after." 00:03:37.759 --> 00:03:39.801 Not for a real princess. 00:03:40.887 --> 00:03:44.264 The prince my father wants me to marry will always be a frog. 00:03:44.307 --> 00:03:47.893 My offer still stands. I will help you get to America. 00:03:48.186 --> 00:03:50.312 - (WHISPERS) America? - PRINCESS: That's very kind. 00:03:50.647 --> 00:03:52.439 CALVIN: But we're running out of time. 00:03:52.523 --> 00:03:55.859 I know of a ship bound for America, but we must leave tonight. 00:03:55.944 --> 00:03:57.819 - Leave tonight? - We must hurry, Princess. 00:04:06.496 --> 00:04:08.163 Hurry, Princess. 00:04:14.462 --> 00:04:15.587 (SHOUTING IN MANDARIN) 00:04:18.091 --> 00:04:20.175 (BOTH SPEAKING MANDARIN) 00:04:33.773 --> 00:04:35.357 (READING IN MANDARIN) 00:04:51.624 --> 00:04:53.500 (SHOUTING IN UNISON) 00:04:53.543 --> 00:04:55.210 (CAPTAIN SPEAKING MANDARIN) 00:05:10.268 --> 00:05:12.060 - CAPTAIN: Mung Goo Hi. - (SHOUTS) 00:05:13.396 --> 00:05:15.022 - Zhou Hei. - (SHOUTS) 00:05:15.565 --> 00:05:16.898 - Chow Lu. - (SHOUTS) 00:05:23.239 --> 00:05:25.407 (ALL SHOUTING) 00:05:37.086 --> 00:05:39.046 (SOLDIERS REPLYING IN MANDARIN) 00:06:11.120 --> 00:06:12.329 (SHOUTING IN UNISON) 00:06:34.894 --> 00:06:36.395 (WHISTLING) 00:06:45.738 --> 00:06:48.949 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's it. 00:06:48.991 --> 00:06:52.160 Okay. Great. Great. Okay. 00:06:52.245 --> 00:06:54.996 Come here. Look at this. Spent a lot of time on this. 00:06:55.039 --> 00:06:57.332 Now, pay attention, 'cause I don't want any mistakes. 00:06:57.417 --> 00:06:59.876 Now, I've calculated the speed of the train and the speed of our horses. 00:06:59.961 --> 00:07:02.212 We meet at this vector. The only variable is the wind. 00:07:02.338 --> 00:07:04.381 Technically, if you travel over here on the horses... 00:07:04.465 --> 00:07:05.507 Is this the train? 00:07:18.521 --> 00:07:21.898 All right. We're just gonna wing it, like we always do. 00:07:22.024 --> 00:07:24.025 - (CHUCKLES) - Ride down, jump on the train, 00:07:24.110 --> 00:07:26.862 hoorah the money, head back to the cathouse, all right? 00:07:26.904 --> 00:07:29.531 - Mmm-hmm. - Let's go. Come on. Move out. Go! 00:07:29.615 --> 00:07:30.615 (SPITS) 00:07:30.700 --> 00:07:33.869 You okay? Nervous? It's all right to be nervous when you're new. 00:07:33.953 --> 00:07:36.037 You'll be okay. I'll keep an eye on you. 00:07:36.164 --> 00:07:39.166 All you gotta do is follow my lead. All right, look alive, outlaws! 00:07:39.584 --> 00:07:42.002 (ALL WHOOPING) 00:07:45.548 --> 00:07:49.509 WANG: (READING) "So the princess leaned in and kissed the frog, 00:07:49.552 --> 00:07:53.680 "but as she did, he became a handsome prince, 00:07:53.723 --> 00:07:56.224 "and they rode off to his kingdom, 00:07:56.267 --> 00:07:59.686 "where they lived happily ever after." 00:08:04.942 --> 00:08:06.860 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 00:08:11.073 --> 00:08:13.074 Reach for the sky, ladies and gentlemen! 00:08:13.242 --> 00:08:15.911 Touch that gun and I'll blow your goddamn head off! 00:08:15.995 --> 00:08:17.245 What are you doin'? 00:08:17.288 --> 00:08:19.039 I sorta like to be the only guy that talks, Wallace. 00:08:19.081 --> 00:08:21.374 - All right. I'm sorry. - That's okay. That's okay. Good. 00:08:21.417 --> 00:08:23.919 Don't worry. Come on, come on. Big 'Un, let's go. 00:08:23.961 --> 00:08:26.129 Why is the new guy talking? Where did you get this guy? 00:08:26.214 --> 00:08:29.424 You know I'm the only one who talks. Okay, everybody keep calm. 00:08:29.509 --> 00:08:31.593 WALLACE: You think you're gonna shoot me? Is that right? 00:08:31.719 --> 00:08:34.429 What you got right in here? Yeah, you got this gun? 00:08:34.514 --> 00:08:36.431 You think you're gonna do something with that gun? 00:08:36.516 --> 00:08:38.892 Come on, lady bird. You got anything besides yarn? 00:08:40.520 --> 00:08:42.521 - WALLACE: You got it out for me! - Hey! 00:08:42.605 --> 00:08:44.898 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No. 00:08:44.941 --> 00:08:47.442 Come here. Come here. We don't steal from women. 00:08:47.527 --> 00:08:49.903 Get over here. Take that side. 00:08:51.030 --> 00:08:53.615 Give me your hand. Give me your hand. 00:08:53.699 --> 00:08:56.952 I'm so sorry about that. I apologize. 00:08:58.329 --> 00:08:59.788 First time you've seen an outlaw? 00:09:01.123 --> 00:09:03.583 Scared? Kind of excited, too? 00:09:03.834 --> 00:09:06.211 All mixed up? Yeah. 00:09:08.297 --> 00:09:11.341 Last train we robbed, we were naked, it was so hot out. 00:09:12.134 --> 00:09:13.635 Ooh! That was somethin'. 00:09:14.178 --> 00:09:15.303 (SIGHS) 00:09:16.138 --> 00:09:17.973 Yeah, it's got my initials right there. 00:09:18.516 --> 00:09:19.724 (MEN SHOUTING) 00:09:20.059 --> 00:09:21.643 What are you lookin' at? 00:09:22.645 --> 00:09:24.396 - (WOMAN SCREAMS) - (SCREAMS) 00:09:24.522 --> 00:09:27.357 Wait! Stop! Where did you get this guy? 00:09:27.775 --> 00:09:30.652 - Texas. - Texas? Are you insane? 00:09:30.736 --> 00:09:33.113 Just shoot me now, 'cause I don't understand what we're doing here. 00:09:33.364 --> 00:09:36.992 Sir, sir, sir, sir. Come here, come here, come here. Sit down. 00:09:37.034 --> 00:09:38.660 - Excuse me. (SPEAKING MANDARIN) - Sir, sit down. 00:09:38.744 --> 00:09:39.828 (GUNSHOT) 00:09:44.375 --> 00:09:46.167 - (THUDDING) - (EXHALES) 00:09:47.086 --> 00:09:48.503 What happened? 00:09:48.546 --> 00:09:51.298 - Wallace, what are you doing? - I'm just wingin' it. 00:09:51.674 --> 00:09:54.175 No! That's not how we wing it! 00:09:54.260 --> 00:09:57.012 No more winging it! Stop! Come on, Big 'Un. 00:09:57.054 --> 00:09:58.597 You've lost your "winging it" privileges. 00:09:58.681 --> 00:09:59.889 Damn. 00:10:00.182 --> 00:10:01.433 Damn! 00:10:12.278 --> 00:10:33.256 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 00:10:39.722 --> 00:10:44.100 Who killed my uncle? Who did this? 00:11:06.832 --> 00:11:07.832 (YELLS) 00:11:14.924 --> 00:11:17.384 Give me the dynamite. Give me the dynamite. 00:11:17.426 --> 00:11:19.803 No, no, no, no. You stay here. You don't get to come. 00:11:19.887 --> 00:11:23.473 - Keep an eye on wing nut. - Hey, Blue, looky here! 00:11:36.445 --> 00:11:37.529 Okay. 00:11:40.950 --> 00:11:42.117 Who killed my uncle? 00:11:42.451 --> 00:11:45.328 What in the hell is this, the Orient Express? 00:11:47.498 --> 00:11:49.290 - Get him! - Come here! 00:12:21.824 --> 00:12:34.252 (GUNFIRE CONTINUES) 00:12:35.463 --> 00:12:39.007 What? Hey! The safe's getting ready to blow! 00:12:39.049 --> 00:12:41.009 Get ready to reap the fruits of our labor. 00:12:41.177 --> 00:12:42.719 (EXCLAIMING IN DISTRESS) 00:12:42.887 --> 00:12:44.012 (BLOWING) 00:13:13.375 --> 00:13:15.084 Move it! Let's go! 00:13:16.420 --> 00:13:20.006 Roy, you just blew the shit out of our fruits. 00:13:26.388 --> 00:13:27.931 Oh, shit. (GRUNTS) 00:13:34.271 --> 00:13:36.022 We got a Chinaman to catch. 00:13:40.945 --> 00:13:42.904 Stop! Stop! 00:13:46.951 --> 00:13:49.828 Stop! Stop! Turn around! 00:13:51.247 --> 00:13:52.455 Turn around! 00:13:56.001 --> 00:13:57.293 (COCKS PISTOL) 00:13:57.753 --> 00:13:59.170 What the... 00:14:00.381 --> 00:14:02.924 - Who are you? - WALLACE: Hey, Roy! 00:14:03.217 --> 00:14:07.345 Don't you worry about a thing! I got you covered! (WHOOPS) 00:14:07.429 --> 00:14:09.430 No! No! 00:14:09.473 --> 00:14:11.599 - (WALLACE GRUNTING) - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 00:14:12.268 --> 00:14:13.268 (YELLS) 00:14:17.231 --> 00:14:18.940 Roll, baby, roll! 00:14:45.467 --> 00:14:46.634 (CHUCKLING) 00:14:47.761 --> 00:14:51.639 WALLACE: Reach for the sky, O'Bannon! It's my gang now! 00:15:08.365 --> 00:15:09.782 (HORSE WHINNIES) 00:15:16.040 --> 00:15:17.999 I don't understand. 00:15:18.417 --> 00:15:21.210 You said your friend had a large estate. 00:15:21.503 --> 00:15:22.962 He does. 00:15:23.672 --> 00:15:26.966 - What exactly does he do? - Well, you could say 00:15:27.009 --> 00:15:28.968 he's a philanthropist. 00:15:29.011 --> 00:15:32.388 He helps Chinese immigrants get back on their feet. 00:16:10.469 --> 00:16:13.429 Welcome to America, Princess. 00:16:14.848 --> 00:16:15.974 Lo Fong. 00:16:18.852 --> 00:16:20.812 Forgive me if I do not bow. 00:16:21.021 --> 00:16:24.148 Calvin, this man is a trai... 00:16:25.234 --> 00:16:26.734 Traitor. 00:16:26.819 --> 00:16:29.988 (SCOFFS) Why? Because he ran away from the Forbidden City? 00:16:36.745 --> 00:16:37.954 (GRUNTS) 00:16:39.999 --> 00:16:43.084 Your reward is on the table, Mr. Andrews. 00:16:56.432 --> 00:16:59.809 Well, now you're gonna have to double it, or I'm gonna kill her. 00:17:03.731 --> 00:17:06.232 One thing about the Chinese, Mr. Andrews... 00:17:06.859 --> 00:17:08.067 (SLURPS) 00:17:09.403 --> 00:17:10.778 Aah! (GRUNTS) 00:17:11.613 --> 00:17:14.157 We do not renegotiate. 00:17:14.283 --> 00:17:15.575 (CHOKING) 00:17:18.579 --> 00:17:19.746 (THUDDING) 00:17:28.547 --> 00:17:31.382 Whatever you think I'm going to do for you, 00:17:33.802 --> 00:17:35.344 you're wrong. 00:17:36.847 --> 00:17:39.265 ROY: It was just like a nightmare. 00:17:39.558 --> 00:17:42.310 You wouldn't believe it if I told you. 00:17:42.394 --> 00:17:44.145 My gang left me in the desert. 00:17:44.229 --> 00:17:47.356 I felt like all the other cowboys hated my guts. 00:17:48.067 --> 00:17:51.486 Everyone was... I just missed you. I missed all of you. 00:17:51.570 --> 00:17:53.988 ALL: We missed you, too, Roy. 00:17:54.031 --> 00:17:56.157 I think it's medication time. 00:18:00.496 --> 00:18:02.789 Come here, devil woman. 00:18:03.957 --> 00:18:05.583 Oh. Mmm. 00:18:06.251 --> 00:18:08.669 Oh! Ooh, that's naughty. 00:18:09.254 --> 00:18:12.215 Ohh. Ow, careful. Careful with that. 00:18:12.508 --> 00:18:14.884 Ow, ow. Careful. Ow. 00:18:14.968 --> 00:18:17.303 Ow. Aaaah! 00:18:18.347 --> 00:18:20.640 (SCREAMING) 00:18:24.645 --> 00:18:27.396 Holy crap! The vultures are eating my head! 00:18:28.023 --> 00:18:30.066 Aaaah! Aaaah! 00:18:30.442 --> 00:18:33.736 Help! Help! My gang buried me! 00:18:34.321 --> 00:18:36.155 They left me for dead! 00:18:36.990 --> 00:18:38.491 Ooh! Ooh. 00:18:39.701 --> 00:18:42.537 Oh, thank heavens. I thought you were a mirage. 00:18:43.247 --> 00:18:46.707 - Oh, come on. Water. - You. 00:18:51.213 --> 00:18:53.381 - You killed my uncle! - Bull! 00:18:53.423 --> 00:18:55.716 That was Wallace all the way. 00:18:56.552 --> 00:18:59.595 - He was one of your bandits. - He wasn't part of my gang. 00:18:59.680 --> 00:19:02.223 He was a new guy. He's crazy as a road lizard. 00:19:02.933 --> 00:19:06.686 - You deserve to die. - Hold on a second. 00:19:07.437 --> 00:19:09.730 You know what no one's saying here? 00:19:09.815 --> 00:19:12.733 I had a chance to kill you on that train, and I chose not to. 00:19:13.485 --> 00:19:15.736 'Cause I'm not a barbarian. 00:19:15.779 --> 00:19:19.323 - Hey! Where are you going? - Carson City. 00:19:19.408 --> 00:19:22.994 I'm closer to diggin' myself to China than you are to gettin' to Carson City. 00:19:24.246 --> 00:19:26.247 - Hey! - Which way? 00:19:26.456 --> 00:19:29.542 Hey, that's better. Dig me out and I'll show you. 00:19:31.837 --> 00:19:33.212 (VULTURE SQUAWKS) 00:19:33.755 --> 00:19:34.922 Which way? 00:19:39.970 --> 00:19:42.138 You see the mountains over there? 00:19:43.599 --> 00:19:45.892 Carson City is on the other side. 00:19:47.769 --> 00:19:50.980 All right, dig me out. I kept my end of the bargain. 00:19:52.608 --> 00:19:54.859 - Dig me out. - (VULTURE SQUAWKS) 00:19:56.278 --> 00:19:57.778 Dig. 00:19:59.448 --> 00:20:02.074 Hey! Hey! 00:20:03.577 --> 00:20:06.621 - Come on! - Don't talk. Just dig. 00:20:07.122 --> 00:20:08.456 (COUGHING) 00:20:10.417 --> 00:20:11.584 Aargh! 00:20:17.925 --> 00:20:19.258 (MUTTERING) 00:20:23.263 --> 00:20:24.764 (PANTING) 00:20:51.291 --> 00:20:52.959 (BLOWING) 00:21:14.147 --> 00:21:15.606 (GASPING) 00:21:31.456 --> 00:21:32.498 (PANTING) 00:21:44.344 --> 00:21:45.553 (HORSE WHINNYING) 00:21:45.887 --> 00:21:47.138 (ULULATING) 00:22:14.416 --> 00:22:15.916 (WHINNYING) 00:22:57.334 --> 00:22:59.043 (BRAVES ULULATING) 00:23:03.131 --> 00:23:04.799 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 00:23:29.366 --> 00:23:30.408 (GASPS) 00:23:39.584 --> 00:23:40.876 (ULULATING) 00:23:47.008 --> 00:23:48.259 (BOTH GROANING) 00:23:50.303 --> 00:23:51.303 (GROANS) 00:24:34.389 --> 00:24:35.598 (SCREAMS) 00:24:48.987 --> 00:24:49.987 Hey! 00:24:56.620 --> 00:24:57.786 (GROANS) 00:25:07.130 --> 00:25:08.380 (GASPING) 00:25:11.760 --> 00:25:13.093 - (SPEAKING MANDARIN) - (SPEAKING SIOUX) 00:25:35.200 --> 00:25:36.742 (ALL SPEAKING SIOUX) 00:25:58.181 --> 00:26:00.099 - (TRIBAL DRUMS) - (CHANTING) 00:26:08.608 --> 00:26:09.900 (BRAVES ULULATING) 00:26:21.037 --> 00:26:24.832 (SPEAKING SLOWLY) Where is Carson City? 00:26:27.168 --> 00:26:29.128 (BOTH SPEAKING SIOUX) 00:27:00.702 --> 00:27:02.244 (LAUGHING) 00:27:05.206 --> 00:27:06.540 (COUGHING) 00:27:08.543 --> 00:27:10.210 (LAUGHING) 00:27:19.054 --> 00:27:20.179 (SNIFFS) 00:27:34.944 --> 00:27:36.070 (SIGHS) 00:28:20.490 --> 00:28:22.783 - (GRUNTS) - (ALL CHEERING) 00:28:44.472 --> 00:28:46.223 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 00:29:06.035 --> 00:29:11.582 - How. - How. 00:29:11.666 --> 00:29:15.586 - How. How. How. How. - How. 00:29:15.670 --> 00:29:16.920 (SPEAKING SIOUX) 00:29:37.817 --> 00:29:39.067 (CHEERING) 00:29:40.653 --> 00:29:41.862 (STAMMERING) 00:29:45.492 --> 00:29:46.867 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 00:29:48.787 --> 00:29:50.037 (SPEAKING SIOUX) 00:30:03.676 --> 00:30:06.762 - (REPEATS PHRASE IN SIOUX) - (REPEATS PHRASE) 00:30:06.846 --> 00:30:08.138 (REPEATS PHRASE) 00:30:14.896 --> 00:30:16.063 (POPPING SOUND) 00:30:20.193 --> 00:30:21.360 (REPEATING PHRASE) 00:30:50.515 --> 00:30:52.933 I thought you might be hungry. 00:30:54.227 --> 00:30:56.436 - (SPEAKING MANDARIN) - (DISHES CLATTER) 00:30:58.565 --> 00:30:59.898 You were wrong. 00:31:00.608 --> 00:31:03.110 You would find me a much better host 00:31:03.194 --> 00:31:06.280 if we could come to some sort of an arrangement. 00:31:09.242 --> 00:31:10.951 An arrangement? 00:31:11.744 --> 00:31:15.038 Like the one you have with the slaves working on this railroad? 00:31:17.041 --> 00:31:18.959 These people are free to leave. 00:31:21.504 --> 00:31:23.630 What do you want with me? 00:31:25.466 --> 00:31:29.428 Once I have the emperor's gold, my work will be complete. 00:31:33.766 --> 00:31:34.808 Princess. 00:31:39.480 --> 00:31:41.648 I think it is time for you to be among your people. 00:31:42.859 --> 00:31:43.942 (GASPS) 00:31:49.240 --> 00:31:52.367 They don't look like any Injuns I ever seen, Jedediah. 00:31:52.452 --> 00:31:54.328 That's because they're not Injuns, woman! 00:31:54.412 --> 00:31:55.412 They're Jews! 00:32:48.091 --> 00:32:49.716 (CHICKENS CLUCKING) 00:32:57.809 --> 00:32:59.309 (HONKY-TONK PIANO PLAYING) 00:33:06.401 --> 00:33:08.110 (MEN LAUGHING) 00:33:19.247 --> 00:33:21.665 You, stay. 00:33:24.502 --> 00:33:25.669 (POPPING SOUND) 00:33:26.504 --> 00:33:28.588 (CLICKING SOUNDS) 00:33:29.549 --> 00:33:30.882 (GROANS) 00:33:31.384 --> 00:33:32.759 (PEOPLE LAUGHING) 00:33:38.516 --> 00:33:40.851 - (CHATTERING) - (PIANO CONTINUES PLAYING) 00:33:51.487 --> 00:33:53.447 Fellas, get a load of this. 00:33:53.740 --> 00:33:54.906 (CHATTERING STOPS) 00:34:03.708 --> 00:34:04.750 How. 00:34:04.792 --> 00:34:06.293 (ALL LAUGHING) 00:34:19.766 --> 00:34:21.641 Is this Carson City? 00:34:23.352 --> 00:34:25.812 No, this ain't Carson City, Chief. 00:34:25.855 --> 00:34:29.316 You're gonna have to get your firewater somewhere else. 00:35:12.235 --> 00:35:14.528 MAN: All right, Roy, ante up. 00:35:22.537 --> 00:35:24.371 (PEOPLE LAUGHING) 00:35:28.709 --> 00:35:30.418 And stay out! 00:35:31.254 --> 00:35:32.629 (WHINNIES) 00:35:35.424 --> 00:35:36.550 (CLICKING SOUND) 00:35:42.682 --> 00:35:45.058 You bounce back fast, kimosabe. 00:35:53.901 --> 00:35:54.901 Ow. 00:35:56.946 --> 00:35:59.156 What are you doin' here? I thought you were going to Carson City. 00:35:59.740 --> 00:36:02.534 You! You gave me bad directions! 00:36:02.577 --> 00:36:04.578 No, I gave you wrong directions. 00:36:05.872 --> 00:36:07.247 You want your toothpicks back? 00:36:09.667 --> 00:36:11.376 You got a lot of nerve, comin' in here with that... 00:36:11.419 --> 00:36:12.919 - Give it back to me! - (PEOPLE EXCLAIMING) 00:36:24.015 --> 00:36:25.265 Ain't that somethin'? 00:36:25.474 --> 00:36:26.683 (LAUGHS) 00:36:28.895 --> 00:36:30.270 Take your hand off me. 00:36:39.822 --> 00:36:40.989 - Ohh! - Ohh! 00:36:43.409 --> 00:36:45.619 Hey, I just want to go to Carson City! 00:36:47.997 --> 00:36:49.664 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 00:37:08.643 --> 00:37:10.268 Whoa, whoa! 00:37:20.238 --> 00:37:21.863 You're goin' for a ride! 00:37:22.907 --> 00:37:24.032 Aaah! Aaah! 00:37:25.034 --> 00:37:26.910 (SCREAMING) 00:37:29.580 --> 00:37:30.664 (CHUCKLES) 00:37:58.025 --> 00:37:59.359 No! 00:38:00.903 --> 00:38:02.070 (BLOWS LANDING) 00:38:08.035 --> 00:38:13.873 Yes! Yes! 00:38:15.459 --> 00:38:16.668 No! No! 00:38:18.045 --> 00:38:20.213 Sorry! I'm sorry! 00:38:20.256 --> 00:38:21.715 You! (YELLS) 00:38:33.769 --> 00:38:34.894 (GUNSHOT) 00:38:40.026 --> 00:38:43.236 - Who in the hell started this? - The Chinaman. 00:38:46.324 --> 00:38:47.907 (SHOUTING IN MANDARIN) 00:38:48.743 --> 00:38:51.578 Let me out! Give me the book back! 00:38:51.620 --> 00:38:53.330 I have to go to Carson City 00:38:53.414 --> 00:38:54.622 - to rescue the princess! - (HARMONICA PLAYING) 00:38:54.707 --> 00:38:57.709 You've got the wrong person! I don't belong here! 00:38:57.752 --> 00:38:59.919 Hey! (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 00:38:59.962 --> 00:39:01.087 Keep goin' with the Chinese. 00:39:01.172 --> 00:39:02.964 That's workin'. They're about to let you out. 00:39:03.049 --> 00:39:04.090 Give me the book back! 00:39:04.133 --> 00:39:06.885 For cryin' out loud, just give him the book back, please. 00:39:06.927 --> 00:39:07.969 If it'll give us some peace and quiet... 00:39:08.054 --> 00:39:09.262 - Open it up! - Forget about it. 00:39:09.305 --> 00:39:10.597 They're not givin' you the book back. 00:39:10.639 --> 00:39:12.432 - Drop the book. - I wasted enough time with you. 00:39:12.475 --> 00:39:14.559 What? You've wasted enough time with me? 00:39:14.602 --> 00:39:15.977 - What about me? - Give me the book! 00:39:16.062 --> 00:39:18.229 - Listen for a second. Stop! - Give me the book! Hey! 00:39:18.272 --> 00:39:21.733 Listen! Stop! You're not in the East, okay? 00:39:21.776 --> 00:39:25.612 You're not in China. This is the West. The sun doesn't rise here, it sets here, 00:39:25.696 --> 00:39:27.280 and you're closer to getting us hung 00:39:27.365 --> 00:39:29.449 than you are getting that book back, okay? 00:39:31.202 --> 00:39:34.954 Now, just... I like that. 00:39:35.039 --> 00:39:37.248 That's what I'm talking about. You're wound so tight. 00:39:37.291 --> 00:39:40.126 You're the most irritable guy I've ever been around. Just relax for a second. 00:39:40.169 --> 00:39:43.129 Take ten minutes, and then you can go back to screaming, I promise. 00:39:43.214 --> 00:39:45.965 I'll join you. Okay, just relax for a second. 00:39:48.427 --> 00:39:49.677 Come on, sit down. 00:39:52.681 --> 00:39:54.099 Come on. 00:39:59.522 --> 00:40:01.106 Just relax. 00:40:02.983 --> 00:40:04.150 Is that relaxed? 00:40:05.319 --> 00:40:07.487 You look sort of rigid there. 00:40:08.989 --> 00:40:11.157 You know what? We got off on the wrong foot. 00:40:11.242 --> 00:40:13.284 Let's try to start again. 00:40:14.662 --> 00:40:17.330 Man, you sure can fight. 00:40:17.415 --> 00:40:19.666 I've never seen anything like that. (IMITATING KARATE YELLS) 00:40:20.918 --> 00:40:22.335 It was... 00:40:22.962 --> 00:40:24.546 I'm trying to give you a compliment. 00:40:26.173 --> 00:40:29.300 You're not still mad about me pointin' you in the wrong direction, are you? 00:40:29.343 --> 00:40:32.887 Come on. You gotta be able to laugh at stuff like that. 00:40:32.972 --> 00:40:34.264 Like me in the desert. 00:40:34.348 --> 00:40:36.558 I don't hold any grudges. I laugh about it. 00:40:36.642 --> 00:40:39.853 I'm not angry at you. You just left me there with chopsticks to die. 00:40:39.937 --> 00:40:44.315 Roy, all by his lonesome. Just me and the buzzards pickin' at my head. 00:40:46.610 --> 00:40:49.362 You're a very silent man, aren't you? 00:40:50.197 --> 00:40:52.407 You weren't expecting to see old Roy in that bar, were you? 00:40:52.491 --> 00:40:54.534 Be honest. Were you? Huh? 00:40:58.539 --> 00:41:00.540 Did you really use those chopsticks? 00:41:00.624 --> 00:41:02.041 You better believe it. 00:41:04.003 --> 00:41:07.213 Now you laugh. That's funny. I gotta remember that one. 00:41:07.298 --> 00:41:09.174 So, who are you? 00:41:09.884 --> 00:41:12.844 I'm Imperial Guard to the Emperor of China. 00:41:13.721 --> 00:41:15.388 China. 00:41:15.431 --> 00:41:19.893 - What's with the book? - The book belongs to Princess Pei Pei. 00:41:19.935 --> 00:41:21.769 - Who? - Princess Pei Pei. 00:41:21.854 --> 00:41:24.397 She was kidnapped from the Forbidden City. 00:41:24.440 --> 00:41:27.775 Forbidden City? I like that, the Forbidden City. 00:41:27.860 --> 00:41:32.739 A princess kidnapped. It's so mysterious. Oh, go ahead. 00:41:32.781 --> 00:41:35.074 The emperor sent us to get her back. 00:41:35.117 --> 00:41:37.410 Us? You mean your friends from the train? 00:41:37.453 --> 00:41:39.245 They are also Imperial Guards. 00:41:39.288 --> 00:41:42.582 They have four days to bring the gold to Carson City. 00:41:42.625 --> 00:41:45.418 - What gold? - The gold for the princess. 00:41:48.297 --> 00:41:50.548 The gold... Was the gold on the train? 00:41:50.591 --> 00:41:52.091 Yes. 00:41:56.972 --> 00:41:58.264 How much gold? 00:42:00.100 --> 00:42:01.392 One hundred thousand pieces. 00:42:04.438 --> 00:42:07.649 Sir? Sir? Could you hand us that book, please? 00:42:07.733 --> 00:42:09.984 Sir, there's been a mistake. He has... 00:42:10.069 --> 00:42:11.569 Sir... Yeah. 00:42:22.248 --> 00:42:25.833 We're gonna get that book, and we're gonna get you out of here. 00:42:25.918 --> 00:42:28.753 - You help me escape? - Shh. Yes. 00:42:28.796 --> 00:42:31.798 - Why? - Why? I'm gonna tell you why. 00:42:31.882 --> 00:42:34.467 Because there are some things in this world that are just wrong, 00:42:34.510 --> 00:42:37.512 and stealing a princess is one of them. 00:42:37.596 --> 00:42:39.639 Yeah. That's wrong. 00:42:39.723 --> 00:42:40.765 I'll tell you another thing. 00:42:40.808 --> 00:42:42.976 I feel guilty about leading you up that mountain. 00:42:43.018 --> 00:42:45.270 What was I thinking? How much time did we waste there? 00:42:45.312 --> 00:42:48.106 That was stupid. It wasn't funny. All right? 00:42:48.148 --> 00:42:50.483 Now, sit tight and let me figure this out. 00:42:51.694 --> 00:42:54.028 All right, come on, Roy. 00:42:54.113 --> 00:42:56.322 Maybe... Maybe I pretend to be sick, 00:42:56.365 --> 00:42:58.157 then attack the guards when they come in. 00:42:58.200 --> 00:43:00.451 Okay, you mean the sick prisoner routine? 00:43:00.494 --> 00:43:02.829 Yeah. Does that still work in China? 00:43:02.871 --> 00:43:04.872 'Cause here it's sorta been done to death. 00:43:07.543 --> 00:43:10.169 - I have another idea. - No, no, no, no, no. 00:43:10.212 --> 00:43:11.254 Here's how you help me. 00:43:11.338 --> 00:43:13.506 You stay on your side of the room, let me figure it out over here. 00:43:13.591 --> 00:43:15.675 Okay, you play over there. 00:43:18.887 --> 00:43:22.140 Think. Think. What do we got here? Oh, yeah. 00:43:22.182 --> 00:43:23.683 Okay. 00:43:24.602 --> 00:43:27.854 We got wood. We got a wall made out of wood. 00:43:27.896 --> 00:43:30.023 That's good. Oh, we got pillows. 00:43:32.818 --> 00:43:36.154 We got pillows, sheets. We got the sheets and the mattress. 00:43:36.196 --> 00:43:39.824 Okay, let's put it all together. Let's think. Add it up, add it up. 00:43:39.867 --> 00:43:42.201 What do we got? What do we got? 00:43:45.122 --> 00:43:47.373 What are you doing? Stop! Stop! 00:43:47.416 --> 00:43:49.584 - What are you doing? - Shh. 00:43:49.668 --> 00:43:52.879 - Hold this for me. - No, no. That's your shirt. You hold it. 00:43:59.345 --> 00:44:02.096 I like your energy, but I'm not with you. 00:44:02.181 --> 00:44:04.223 When the shirt gets wet, it doesn't break. 00:44:04.266 --> 00:44:05.850 I don't know what that means. 00:44:06.685 --> 00:44:08.227 And then... 00:44:11.649 --> 00:44:15.068 Okay. And then what... Then with the wet shirt, you... 00:44:15.110 --> 00:44:17.862 You bend the bars. That's the payoff. 00:44:18.530 --> 00:44:20.573 Don't waste my time with stuff like that, okay? 00:44:20.616 --> 00:44:23.201 A 2,000-year-old civilization, that's all you can come up with? 00:44:23.243 --> 00:44:25.703 Shame on you. Shame on you. 00:44:33.796 --> 00:44:37.548 Come on. Stop, please. It's embarrassing. 00:44:42.429 --> 00:44:43.680 (METAL CREAKING) 00:44:49.603 --> 00:44:52.563 - See? I told you so. - No, you said, "Wet shirt don't break," 00:44:52.606 --> 00:44:54.273 not "Piss shirt bend bar." 00:44:56.110 --> 00:44:58.111 - Twist it. - Help. 00:44:58.195 --> 00:45:00.738 Okay, there. Get it. There you go. 00:45:02.408 --> 00:45:04.784 Just one more. Yeah. 00:45:04.868 --> 00:45:07.286 You're as strong as an ox! Go! You can do it! 00:45:10.290 --> 00:45:12.750 There, you got it! We're gettin' it! 00:45:14.253 --> 00:45:16.462 - Hold it for me. I'll get through. - Okay. 00:45:16.505 --> 00:45:18.965 No, no, no. You hold it and I'll go through. 00:45:25.264 --> 00:45:28.349 (GROANS) No! Not your hand! Stop. 00:45:29.768 --> 00:45:31.811 - Hold it. - Adiós, sucker. 00:45:31.854 --> 00:45:35.189 - What? - I'm just kidding. Come on. Go. 00:45:35.274 --> 00:45:37.358 I wouldn't leave my old pal there. 00:45:37.443 --> 00:45:39.694 Go. Really squeeze. 00:45:42.281 --> 00:45:44.323 No, no, no, no. Grab this, grab that. 00:45:46.034 --> 00:45:48.161 Work your magic right here. 00:45:50.914 --> 00:45:53.958 - Too dry. - What? Juice it up. Juice it up. Go. 00:45:54.001 --> 00:45:56.002 I can't! No more! 00:45:57.004 --> 00:45:58.796 Ah, damn it. 00:46:00.007 --> 00:46:02.550 Come on out, little Roy. Work your magic. 00:46:05.471 --> 00:46:07.096 (PLAYING HARMONICA) 00:46:09.183 --> 00:46:11.726 - Hurry up. - I'm trying, I'm trying. 00:46:11.810 --> 00:46:14.395 - Stop! Don't look at me. - Relax! 00:46:16.356 --> 00:46:18.483 - Relax. It'll come. - Thanks. 00:46:18.525 --> 00:46:21.486 - That helps. Yeah. Good. - Is that called relax? 00:46:23.822 --> 00:46:24.864 (ALL MOOING) 00:46:36.877 --> 00:46:37.877 Whoa! 00:46:47.679 --> 00:46:50.723 Sheriff! Oh, thank God you're here. Get the guns! 00:47:00.108 --> 00:47:02.693 - Get my book! - I got it! 00:47:04.905 --> 00:47:06.405 Who's the pretty lady? 00:47:06.490 --> 00:47:09.075 - That's my wife. - How long you been in this country? 00:47:09.159 --> 00:47:11.577 - Four days. - Nice work. 00:47:14.706 --> 00:47:16.207 Hello. 00:47:17.209 --> 00:47:19.710 Come on. Let's adiós, partner. 00:47:19.962 --> 00:47:21.128 Hyah! 00:47:26.718 --> 00:47:28.761 ROY: Well, best of luck to you. 00:47:28.846 --> 00:47:31.764 Guess this is what your people call sayonara. 00:47:31.807 --> 00:47:33.266 (PLAYS HARMONICA) 00:47:33.308 --> 00:47:36.227 Looks like Fido's giving you some problems there. 00:47:36.270 --> 00:47:38.396 You want me to, uh, give you a hand? 00:47:38.438 --> 00:47:41.440 - No, I can do it. - Sure, you can. 00:47:41.483 --> 00:47:44.110 How is a greenhorn like you gonna make it to Carson City 00:47:44.194 --> 00:47:46.279 and rescue this princess? 00:47:48.115 --> 00:47:50.199 (SIGHS) Stop, stop, stop, stop. 00:47:51.869 --> 00:47:55.121 I can't take it anymore. Watch me do it. 00:47:57.457 --> 00:48:00.501 Get it like this and you put it up high. 00:48:02.796 --> 00:48:05.548 See? It'll drift back when you're riding. 00:48:11.054 --> 00:48:13.097 - All right, I'll do it. - Do what? 00:48:13.140 --> 00:48:16.017 Take you to Carson City, help you rescue Princess "Pee Pee." 00:48:16.101 --> 00:48:18.811 Pei Pei. You do not care about the princess. 00:48:18.896 --> 00:48:21.397 You don't know me very well, do you? 00:48:23.817 --> 00:48:25.192 Tell you one thing, 00:48:25.277 --> 00:48:28.571 I'd hate to think of an innocent member of Chinese nobility suffering. 00:48:29.156 --> 00:48:30.281 Tell you that. 00:48:32.993 --> 00:48:36.454 You people believe in karma over there, right? 00:48:36.496 --> 00:48:38.205 Well, I've been thinking. 00:48:38.290 --> 00:48:41.834 There must be a reason why we keep running into each other. 00:48:41.919 --> 00:48:45.713 I've ridden with some terrible men, just people I couldn't trust. 00:48:45.797 --> 00:48:47.506 But when I look at you, 00:48:47.591 --> 00:48:51.302 there's something different about you, and I can see it. 00:48:52.804 --> 00:48:54.180 I can see it in your eyes. 00:48:56.808 --> 00:48:59.727 It's what the Indians call Chippichawa. 00:49:00.354 --> 00:49:03.189 - What's that? - Chippichawa is nobility. 00:49:03.231 --> 00:49:06.317 And you have it in spades. 00:49:08.362 --> 00:49:12.198 You've got yourself a partner. This has nothing to do with gold, okay? 00:49:13.241 --> 00:49:15.076 (SPITS) Shake on it. 00:49:15.744 --> 00:49:17.828 Why you spitting in your hand? 00:49:17.871 --> 00:49:19.997 Well, it's customary, to seal the deal. 00:49:20.040 --> 00:49:21.666 - Come on. Let's go. - (SPITS) 00:49:28.840 --> 00:49:30.883 This is gonna be a long journey. 00:49:35.305 --> 00:49:38.766 You boys take care now, you hear? Shalom. 00:49:42.479 --> 00:49:45.648 - Shalom. - Oh. Let's go. 00:49:45.732 --> 00:49:46.899 (URGES HORSES) 00:49:50.612 --> 00:49:52.947 Yee-haw! God damn! 00:49:53.031 --> 00:49:56.367 Looks like y'all had a twister touch down in here. (LAUGHS) 00:49:56.410 --> 00:49:58.911 Roy O'Bannon and his partner come through town. 00:49:59.037 --> 00:50:00.246 Roy O'Bannon? 00:50:00.330 --> 00:50:04.125 Roy O'Bannon ain't got no partner, friend. Roy O'Bannon is dead. 00:50:04.209 --> 00:50:05.918 He ain't dead. 00:50:05.961 --> 00:50:09.755 He busted out of jail last night with the Shanghai Kid. 00:50:09.840 --> 00:50:12.883 Shanghai Kid? Roy got a new gang goin'? 00:50:12.926 --> 00:50:16.595 That son of a bitch. That two-timin' son of a bitch! 00:50:16.680 --> 00:50:19.598 He double-crossed us with that Chinaman from the damn train! 00:50:20.142 --> 00:50:23.269 Just like that. See, at kind of a rakish angle. 00:50:23.353 --> 00:50:27.481 - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. - How do I look? 00:50:27.566 --> 00:50:31.110 I think you look great. I think you look like a real cowboy. 00:50:31.194 --> 00:50:33.779 Very dapper, red bandana. 00:50:34.156 --> 00:50:35.698 Roy O'Bannon. 00:50:36.867 --> 00:50:39.827 - My name is Chon Wang. - John Wayne? 00:50:39.911 --> 00:50:42.455 - Chon Wang. - (LAUGHS) 00:50:42.956 --> 00:50:45.249 - That's a terrible cowboy name. - Why? 00:50:45.292 --> 00:50:47.585 No, come on, that's not gonna work. That's horrible. 00:50:47.627 --> 00:50:51.422 - That's so bad. And so's the ponytail. - No! 00:50:55.552 --> 00:50:58.137 It doesn't look that bad, actually. 00:50:59.431 --> 00:51:00.806 Never touch my queue. 00:51:02.267 --> 00:51:04.643 That killed! Ow. 00:51:04.728 --> 00:51:07.480 - We have to go to Carson City. - Okay. 00:51:07.522 --> 00:51:09.815 Now, before we go to Carson City, I want to teach you some stuff. 00:51:09.858 --> 00:51:10.858 Come on. 00:51:12.986 --> 00:51:14.737 ROY: You just follow me. 00:51:15.864 --> 00:51:18.699 - What's that? - Sensitivity. Increased reflexes. 00:51:18.784 --> 00:51:21.702 Now, these are guns. These can be your best friend or worst enemy. 00:51:21.787 --> 00:51:24.163 That's a spin in my left hand. That's a spin in my right hand. 00:51:24.206 --> 00:51:26.499 That's two spins. Now, here, I'm gonna let you hang onto this. 00:51:26.583 --> 00:51:29.835 See? Be careful. Always be ready. Always be ready. 00:51:29.878 --> 00:51:32.296 Now, try to exhale for long-range shots, 00:51:32.339 --> 00:51:34.340 inhale for short-range. 00:51:34.424 --> 00:51:36.342 All right, now cover up your ears, 'cause this could be loud. 00:51:36.384 --> 00:51:38.302 Cover up your ears. 00:51:52.400 --> 00:51:55.194 I am like a wild horse. You can't tame me. 00:51:55.237 --> 00:51:58.656 You put the oats in the pen, though, and I'll come in for a nibble every day. 00:52:04.162 --> 00:52:06.038 But if you ever shut that gate, 00:52:06.081 --> 00:52:07.915 I'll jump the fence. You'll never see me again. 00:52:21.680 --> 00:52:25.224 Thing about your husband, and this is nothing against him, 00:52:25.308 --> 00:52:27.351 because I really like him, 00:52:27.394 --> 00:52:29.770 he comes from a very male-dominated society. 00:52:30.438 --> 00:52:33.941 Because I wanna be a cowboy, baby 00:52:34.025 --> 00:52:37.361 With the top down and the sunshine shinin' 00:52:37.404 --> 00:52:39.738 Cowboy, baby 00:52:39.823 --> 00:52:45.161 West coast chillin' with the Boon's wine Gonna be a cowboy, baby 00:52:45.912 --> 00:52:48.747 Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day 00:52:48.832 --> 00:52:51.292 Cowboy, baby 00:52:51.376 --> 00:52:54.753 I can smell a pig from a mile away 00:52:57.257 --> 00:52:59.425 Let me put it this way, 00:52:59.509 --> 00:53:02.052 my horse is definitely not my best friend. 00:53:02.137 --> 00:53:05.764 That's why they call me a cowboy, baby 00:53:05.849 --> 00:53:09.018 With the top down and the sunshine shinin' 00:53:09.102 --> 00:53:10.269 Cowboy, baby 00:53:16.151 --> 00:53:18.611 Now, people start looking at you funny, 00:53:18.695 --> 00:53:20.821 all you gotta say is, "Howdy, partner." 00:53:20.906 --> 00:53:21.906 Howdy, partner? 00:53:21.948 --> 00:53:24.033 Faster than that or people will think you're slow in the head. 00:53:24.117 --> 00:53:25.784 - Howdy, partner. - WANG: Howdy, partner. 00:53:25.827 --> 00:53:29.246 - Just follow my lead. Howdy, partner. - Howdy, partner. 00:53:31.625 --> 00:53:34.793 - Howdy, partner. - Just park it right there. 00:53:36.046 --> 00:53:37.671 It's not working. 00:53:38.215 --> 00:53:42.635 Some people aren't as tolerant as I am. Not very friendly today. 00:53:46.306 --> 00:53:49.308 - (GRUNTS) - John, what are you... 00:53:49.392 --> 00:53:52.770 - John... - Ow. Hurt. 00:53:52.812 --> 00:53:54.813 Okay. We gotta work on that. 00:53:56.900 --> 00:53:59.026 Here you go, John. Straighten up here. 00:53:59.110 --> 00:54:01.153 - Roy, it hurts so bad. - I know, John, 00:54:01.196 --> 00:54:03.781 but I'm not gonna walk with you if you walk like that. 00:54:03.823 --> 00:54:05.491 I'll be okay. 00:54:10.580 --> 00:54:13.624 - Hey, Roy. It's you. - Holy shit! 00:54:14.292 --> 00:54:17.169 I'm a wanted man. Look at this! Five hundred bucks! 00:54:17.212 --> 00:54:18.379 - That's a lot of money. - Let me see. 00:54:19.422 --> 00:54:21.632 - Nice picture. - Careful, careful. 00:54:21.675 --> 00:54:23.968 Wow, look at this. Do you know what this means? 00:54:24.010 --> 00:54:26.178 - This will drive the girls crazy. - Really? 00:54:26.263 --> 00:54:29.223 Yes, really. Come on, let's get a couple more of these. 00:54:29.307 --> 00:54:31.350 - It's not bad. - I'm wanted, too! 00:54:31.434 --> 00:54:33.227 - What? - This. 00:54:35.021 --> 00:54:37.398 Oh, come on. That's not right. 00:54:37.482 --> 00:54:39.525 I know. I'm not from Shanghai. 00:54:39.609 --> 00:54:41.694 No! $1,000 for a sidekick? 00:54:41.736 --> 00:54:44.405 - You gotta be kidding me. - Be careful. 00:54:44.489 --> 00:54:46.282 Justice system's all screwed up. 00:54:48.368 --> 00:54:49.952 Man can't even ride a horse, 00:54:50.036 --> 00:54:52.705 and that's a really cool nickname, Shanghai Kid. 00:54:52.747 --> 00:54:54.873 It's like, got a snap to it that... 00:54:57.210 --> 00:55:00.546 Uh-oh, trouble. John, come here. Get over here. 00:55:02.215 --> 00:55:04.800 Tie 'em up over here, fellas. 00:55:04.926 --> 00:55:06.385 Get in here. 00:55:10.557 --> 00:55:12.391 - What's going on? - Shh. 00:55:12.434 --> 00:55:14.393 (STAMMERING) Oh. 00:55:14.477 --> 00:55:16.103 WANG: Howdy, partner. 00:55:20.066 --> 00:55:23.235 Oh, my God, it's a posse. They can't be looking for us. 00:55:23.278 --> 00:55:26.864 - What's "posse"? - Oh, I think they're passing us by. 00:55:28.575 --> 00:55:31.910 (SIGHS) It looked like Marshal Nathan Van Cleef, the psychotic killer. 00:55:36.333 --> 00:55:40.753 Roy O'Bannon! This is Marshal Nathan Van Cleef. 00:55:40.962 --> 00:55:43.297 - Ohh! - We know you're hidin' in there. 00:55:43.381 --> 00:55:45.758 Oh, God, it is him. It is him. 00:55:45.842 --> 00:55:47.343 Why don't you throw down your six-shooters 00:55:47.427 --> 00:55:49.762 and come out with your hands up. 00:55:50.680 --> 00:55:53.557 And that goes for the scum you're ridin' with, too. 00:55:53.600 --> 00:55:56.935 - He won. - Roy, Roy, it's okay. 00:55:57.020 --> 00:55:59.938 No, it's not okay! Stop! You don't know this guy! 00:56:00.023 --> 00:56:01.106 Let me talk to them. 00:56:01.149 --> 00:56:03.942 Remember, we have to save the princess. 00:56:04.027 --> 00:56:05.402 What are you doin'? Stop! 00:56:09.449 --> 00:56:12.951 - Go easy, fellas. - Why are they shooting at me? 00:56:12.994 --> 00:56:15.621 What happened to "Mr. Shanghai Kid"? "Oh, I'm a wanted man"? 00:56:15.663 --> 00:56:17.664 - Why? - 'Cause you're an outlaw. 00:56:17.749 --> 00:56:20.584 - I am not an outlaw! - Stop! You're a bad guy! 00:56:20.627 --> 00:56:22.169 Look at that poster. What does that say? 00:56:23.588 --> 00:56:24.838 Drives girls crazy. 00:56:24.923 --> 00:56:27.174 Drives girls crazy? Drives the posse crazy. 00:56:27.258 --> 00:56:28.467 Makes them want to hang you, 00:56:28.510 --> 00:56:30.260 string you up, because you're a bad guy. 00:56:33.056 --> 00:56:37.559 - You got 20 seconds... - God! Give us a minute! 00:56:37.769 --> 00:56:39.353 Go around back, gentlemen. 00:56:39.437 --> 00:56:42.815 Make sure he isn't trying to pull the saddle over our eyes. 00:56:43.691 --> 00:56:47.569 Remember, I want the Chinaman alive. 00:56:49.989 --> 00:56:51.365 I'm not a bad guy. 00:56:51.449 --> 00:56:53.909 You're a bad guy. You're with me, you're a bad guy. 00:56:58.123 --> 00:56:59.832 Hey, you put me in this situation! 00:56:59.916 --> 00:57:02.876 - I'm the good guy, you're the bad guy! - No! We're both bad guys! 00:57:02.961 --> 00:57:05.421 No, only you're the bad guy! You go out there and tell them! 00:57:05.505 --> 00:57:07.089 No! I'm not going out there! You go out there! 00:57:07.173 --> 00:57:08.674 No, you have to go! 00:57:09.884 --> 00:57:12.010 (GRUNTING) 00:57:12.053 --> 00:57:14.930 - Did I just do that? - Not bad. 00:57:15.014 --> 00:57:19.268 I don't know karate, but I know "crazy," and I will use it. 00:57:21.146 --> 00:57:22.855 - (YELLING) - (GLASS SHATTERING) 00:57:23.773 --> 00:57:25.691 What the hell is going on in there? 00:57:37.579 --> 00:57:39.079 You okay? 00:57:40.957 --> 00:57:42.624 You just threw me through a window. 00:57:42.709 --> 00:57:43.834 You got that gold? 00:57:45.545 --> 00:57:48.297 What? Gold? What gold? 00:57:48.381 --> 00:57:50.048 Wrong answer. 00:57:50.467 --> 00:57:55.304 Wait. I'm... I'm unarmed. I'm unarmed! 00:57:55.388 --> 00:57:57.764 No gun. Hold on, no gun. I don't... 00:57:57.849 --> 00:57:59.892 I'm unarmed! You can't shoot an unarmed man. 00:57:59.934 --> 00:58:03.395 - Don't worry. I help you. - ROY: No, John. No, no. 00:58:03.438 --> 00:58:05.772 John! John... 00:58:05.857 --> 00:58:08.400 Fight with honor. You will win. 00:58:09.903 --> 00:58:11.653 Are you frickin' insane? 00:58:11.738 --> 00:58:13.405 Is that what they teach you in Imperial Guard School? 00:58:13.490 --> 00:58:15.574 - What... - Pick 'em up. 00:58:24.626 --> 00:58:26.919 - (WHINNYING) - MAN: Well. 00:58:27.921 --> 00:58:30.047 If it ain't the Shanghai Kid. 00:58:30.632 --> 00:58:31.882 (CHUCKLING) 00:58:32.175 --> 00:58:34.676 How about we make the Kid dance? 00:58:35.887 --> 00:58:38.347 Oh, come on! You can do better than that. 00:58:38.431 --> 00:58:39.598 (GUNFIRE CONTINUES) 00:58:43.978 --> 00:58:46.271 You robbed the wrong train, son. 00:58:54.572 --> 00:58:57.783 - Look, Marshal, I think that if... - Just shut up and put on your guns. 00:59:03.122 --> 00:59:04.206 (SIGHS) 00:59:05.625 --> 00:59:08.627 This is serious, you know? 00:59:09.546 --> 00:59:10.712 We don't come back from this. 00:59:10.797 --> 00:59:13.090 That's the general idea. 00:59:13.508 --> 00:59:14.800 (GUNFIRE CONTINUES) 00:59:16.094 --> 00:59:17.344 (MEN LAUGHING) 00:59:26.145 --> 00:59:27.312 (GROANS) 00:59:28.356 --> 00:59:29.648 (CLICKING) 00:59:30.483 --> 00:59:31.858 (GRUNTING) 00:59:33.319 --> 00:59:34.486 (SPITS) 00:59:36.030 --> 00:59:37.281 (SCREAMING) 00:59:37.907 --> 00:59:39.116 (MEN LAUGHING) 01:00:28.249 --> 01:00:30.626 - What the hell you doin'? - (EXHALES) 01:00:34.881 --> 01:00:36.882 Stop procrastinating. Come on. Hurry up, son. 01:00:36.924 --> 01:00:40.802 Stop it! I'm not gonna let you cheapen it. All right? 01:00:40.887 --> 01:00:43.388 This is a duel. It's a sacred thing. 01:00:43.473 --> 01:00:46.308 It's beautiful. It's what separates us from the animals. 01:00:46.726 --> 01:00:49.102 - Mmm. - Oh, yeah. 01:00:51.731 --> 01:00:55.609 Whew! I do not envy you. You ready? 01:00:56.110 --> 01:00:58.445 Why don't you turn and face me like a man? 01:00:58.529 --> 01:01:01.615 Why don't you do it your way and I'll do it my way? How about that? 01:01:04.577 --> 01:01:06.328 (CHUCKLING) 01:01:07.622 --> 01:01:09.790 (THINKING) Oh, come on, Roy. You can do it. 01:01:09.874 --> 01:01:11.750 Oh, no, you can't. He's gonna kill you. 01:01:20.385 --> 01:01:23.762 - One. - He's gonna blow you away. 01:01:23.805 --> 01:01:25.806 Come on, Roy. Don't think like that. 01:01:31.229 --> 01:01:32.854 Two. 01:01:32.939 --> 01:01:35.440 (THINKING) Oh, yeah. Be positive. 01:01:35.483 --> 01:01:38.193 Be the bullet. Be the lead bullet. 01:01:44.659 --> 01:01:46.952 - I'm about to die. - VAN CLEEF: Three. 01:01:46.994 --> 01:01:48.704 Roy! 01:01:49.914 --> 01:01:50.997 (GROANING) 01:01:51.457 --> 01:01:52.999 Duel's off! 01:01:55.962 --> 01:01:57.838 - (HORSE WHINNIES) - Roy! 01:01:59.298 --> 01:02:01.007 You blew it, John! 01:02:01.092 --> 01:02:03.844 Never interrupt a man in the middle of a duel. 01:02:03.928 --> 01:02:08.306 I had him. That's what kills me. I had him! I had him! 01:02:09.142 --> 01:02:10.517 (SHOUTING IN MANDARIN) 01:02:15.732 --> 01:02:19.484 FONG: Now you know how it feels to haul you around in that sedan chair. 01:02:20.737 --> 01:02:22.154 I will never bow to you. 01:02:26.325 --> 01:02:28.660 Take a good look at these faces. 01:02:29.912 --> 01:02:31.955 If you attempt to escape, 01:02:31.998 --> 01:02:34.875 I will kill one worker every hour 01:02:34.959 --> 01:02:37.169 - until you are found. - (GRUNTS) 01:02:43.843 --> 01:02:45.385 - Starting with this one. - (GROANS) 01:02:54.395 --> 01:02:56.438 Do not let him see you suffer. 01:02:58.691 --> 01:03:00.692 I know who you are. 01:03:03.070 --> 01:03:05.697 Please, tell no one. 01:03:05.865 --> 01:03:07.324 (EXPLOSION) 01:03:08.993 --> 01:03:11.286 - You call this a special hideout? - (PIANO PLAYING) 01:03:12.747 --> 01:03:14.206 Yes, it is, John. 01:03:14.290 --> 01:03:16.958 It's also a good place to gather intelligence, 01:03:17.043 --> 01:03:19.002 'cause no one passes through Carson City 01:03:19.045 --> 01:03:21.254 without these people hearing about it. 01:03:21.339 --> 01:03:22.881 Would you ask them about the princess? 01:03:22.965 --> 01:03:24.466 Yes, sir, I will. 01:03:24.550 --> 01:03:26.635 And I don't care how ugly it gets. 01:03:26.719 --> 01:03:28.178 I'm not gonna rest until I've pumped 01:03:28.221 --> 01:03:30.597 everybody in there for information, okay? 01:03:31.015 --> 01:03:32.599 - (PIANO CONTINUES PLAYING) - (CHATTERING) 01:03:33.810 --> 01:03:35.143 - Hi, Roy. - ROY: Hello, ladies. 01:03:35.228 --> 01:03:36.228 Roy. 01:03:36.270 --> 01:03:38.063 Make way for a couple of desperados. 01:03:38.147 --> 01:03:40.148 Nice to see you again, Mr. O'Bannon. 01:03:40.233 --> 01:03:42.234 ROY: Greetings. Hello. WOMEN: Roy. 01:03:44.111 --> 01:03:47.113 Oh, yeah, we're gonna get some information here. Trust me. 01:03:48.533 --> 01:03:50.575 This is not a proper hiding place. 01:03:50.618 --> 01:03:53.578 Oh, come on, John. Let's relax for a little bit. 01:03:53.663 --> 01:03:56.498 - Here, have a drink. - No. I wanna find the princess. 01:03:56.582 --> 01:04:01.253 So do I, but we can't exactly go door to door in Carson City looking for her. 01:04:01.879 --> 01:04:04.464 - Don't forget, we're wanted men. - Only because of you. 01:04:04.549 --> 01:04:07.342 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything's my fault. 01:04:12.056 --> 01:04:14.808 So, what's the princess like? 01:04:14.892 --> 01:04:16.977 John, what's the princess like? Is she pretty? 01:04:17.061 --> 01:04:20.480 - Is she a pain in the neck? - You are not fit to talk about her. 01:04:20.565 --> 01:04:23.275 John, you better remember where you are. 01:04:23.359 --> 01:04:26.611 This is the West. It's not the East. Remember? 01:04:26.696 --> 01:04:28.530 And the sun may rise where I come from... 01:04:28.614 --> 01:04:30.615 Blah, blah, blah. I know. 01:04:30.700 --> 01:04:32.701 Good. You remember. 01:04:32.785 --> 01:04:34.619 - Is she single? - What? 01:04:34.662 --> 01:04:37.998 Is she single? Is she married? Is she available? 01:04:38.082 --> 01:04:41.376 Only to a member of the Imperial family. 01:04:43.629 --> 01:04:48.174 Are you a member of the Imperial family? I don't think so. 01:04:48.259 --> 01:04:52.345 Was that a joke, John? That was a joke. 01:04:52.430 --> 01:04:56.016 John, that was your first joke. We gotta have a toast. Your first joke. 01:04:56.100 --> 01:04:57.517 - Yes. - No. 01:04:57.602 --> 01:05:00.812 Yes. Come on. Drink. 01:05:00.897 --> 01:05:02.522 - Just one. - Okay. 01:05:03.274 --> 01:05:05.567 But don't talk about the princess anymore. 01:05:05.651 --> 01:05:07.277 Word of honor. 01:05:10.823 --> 01:05:12.032 (COUGHS) 01:05:12.116 --> 01:05:14.326 Be fun to play a drinking game. 01:05:15.202 --> 01:05:16.703 You know any Chinese drinking games? 01:05:16.787 --> 01:05:17.829 No. (COUGHING) 01:05:17.914 --> 01:05:21.207 Every country has a drinking game. You must know one. 01:05:22.376 --> 01:05:23.752 Just one? 01:05:27.340 --> 01:05:29.049 (BOTH SPEAKING NONSENSE RAPIDLY) 01:05:43.981 --> 01:05:46.024 - ¿ Uno más? - Uno... What? 01:05:46.067 --> 01:05:47.192 - One more. Uno más. - Okay. 01:05:47.526 --> 01:05:49.194 (NONSENSE CONTINUES) 01:06:02.166 --> 01:06:06.086 No! I lost? One more. 01:06:12.802 --> 01:06:14.803 Oh, no! Oh, yeah! 01:06:16.514 --> 01:06:18.431 I'm so lost, John. 01:06:20.393 --> 01:06:22.143 90% of the time, I don't even know 01:06:22.228 --> 01:06:24.229 what I'm doin' out here in the West. 01:06:24.271 --> 01:06:26.898 - (HORSE WHINNIES) - Terrible outlaw. 01:06:26.983 --> 01:06:30.402 - No, you're a good outlaw. - Stop, please. I'm a screw-up. 01:06:30.486 --> 01:06:34.322 - No, I am screw-up. Look at my scar. - No. 01:06:34.407 --> 01:06:37.909 One for arriving late at a guard duty. 01:06:38.494 --> 01:06:42.080 One for dropping fighting stick. You good. I saw you. 01:06:42.123 --> 01:06:43.748 The only thing I'm good at is talking. 01:06:47.044 --> 01:06:50.088 - It's true. - John. 01:06:50.172 --> 01:06:53.091 - Huh? - Take your hand off me, John. 01:06:53.134 --> 01:06:54.259 Oh. 01:06:55.970 --> 01:06:57.095 (SIGHS) 01:06:57.596 --> 01:06:58.930 One more game? 01:06:58.973 --> 01:07:02.100 No. No more drinking. That's it. 01:07:03.144 --> 01:07:07.272 - ¿ Uno más? - No más, John. No más. 01:07:07.440 --> 01:07:08.857 (NONSENSE CONTINUES) 01:07:12.028 --> 01:07:15.822 Roy? 01:07:19.702 --> 01:07:21.828 - Are you coming? - Fifi? 01:07:23.456 --> 01:07:24.622 ¿ Uno más? 01:07:29.295 --> 01:07:30.587 (BURPS) 01:07:45.269 --> 01:07:46.811 - (GLASS SHATTERS) - (BURPS) 01:07:46.896 --> 01:07:50.398 So, who's your funny-looking friend? 01:07:51.358 --> 01:07:52.817 (CHUCKLES) I don't know. 01:07:52.860 --> 01:07:55.487 He's this crazy Imperial Guard I met. 01:07:55.529 --> 01:07:57.530 He's... He's really funny. 01:07:59.158 --> 01:08:00.658 - (PIANO PLAYING) - ROY: The guy's hysterical. 01:08:00.743 --> 01:08:03.661 We were just playing... Did you see us? We were just playing that game. 01:08:03.704 --> 01:08:06.081 John's going... (SPEAKING NONSENSE) 01:08:06.165 --> 01:08:09.167 And I was going... You can't really understand what he's saying, but... 01:08:09.210 --> 01:08:13.505 Roy? Roy? I never figured you for riding with a Chinaman. 01:08:16.175 --> 01:08:20.178 Well, I'm not exactly riding with him, Fifi. 01:08:20.262 --> 01:08:24.724 He's not my friend, you know. I mean, he's a Chinaman. 01:08:25.976 --> 01:08:27.769 FIFI: Well, that's good. 01:08:28.479 --> 01:08:30.355 ROY: I mean... And you really... 01:08:30.773 --> 01:08:33.691 Were you guys talking about who he was? 01:08:33.734 --> 01:08:35.902 Let's talk about something else. 01:08:35.986 --> 01:08:37.070 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 01:08:42.201 --> 01:08:44.744 - VAN CLEEF: Don't you look delicious? - (GASPS) 01:08:45.621 --> 01:08:47.622 - WANG: What's going on? - Well. 01:08:47.706 --> 01:08:50.458 - You! - If it isn't the Shanghai Kid. 01:08:55.589 --> 01:08:56.881 Here. (GASPS) 01:09:11.105 --> 01:09:12.230 (GROANS) 01:09:12.773 --> 01:09:14.065 (WANG COUGHING) 01:09:16.735 --> 01:09:18.403 Thank you. 01:09:22.032 --> 01:09:23.700 Ahh. Thank you. 01:09:24.410 --> 01:09:25.577 ¿ Uno más? 01:09:26.078 --> 01:09:27.245 (WOMAN SCREAMS) 01:09:27.913 --> 01:09:29.080 (GROANING) 01:09:29.123 --> 01:09:30.748 John, come on. We gotta get going. 01:09:30.833 --> 01:09:33.668 - The marshal's downstairs. - No, no, Marshal's in there. 01:09:35.337 --> 01:09:37.338 Oh, man, John. What'd you do to him? 01:09:37.423 --> 01:09:39.007 - Come on. Let's get going. - No! 01:09:39.091 --> 01:09:40.466 I don't wanna ride with you. 01:09:40.551 --> 01:09:43.052 Come on, John. Damn, you're a mean drunk. 01:09:44.638 --> 01:09:46.431 - Hi, horsey! - All right. Shh, shh, shh. 01:09:47.099 --> 01:09:49.392 - All right, it's time for a "yee-haw." - Yee-what? 01:09:49.435 --> 01:09:51.769 Shh, shh, shh. Roy O'Bannon special. 01:09:51.812 --> 01:09:54.772 We jump off, land on the back of the horse, yell "yee-haw" 01:09:54.815 --> 01:09:57.275 and ride off, all right? 01:09:58.027 --> 01:10:00.945 Watch me and do exactly as I do it. Yee-haw! 01:10:07.203 --> 01:10:08.661 Yee-haw! (GROANS) 01:10:10.915 --> 01:10:13.499 Okay, hyah! Hyah! 01:10:13.709 --> 01:10:16.002 - Hyah! Where's the head? - John! 01:10:17.254 --> 01:10:18.463 - John, get up! - (HORSE BURPS) 01:10:19.965 --> 01:10:21.299 (PANTING) Tie 'em up. 01:10:21.342 --> 01:10:24.344 What happened to my horse? Is he dead? 01:10:24.970 --> 01:10:26.471 - No, but we are, John. - (GUNS COCKING) 01:10:26.513 --> 01:10:29.724 - WANG: Hi, horsey. You sleeping? - Get up. 01:10:32.311 --> 01:10:33.478 Hmm. 01:10:35.272 --> 01:10:38.066 Mighty impressive hardware you're packin'. 01:10:39.526 --> 01:10:43.655 Why don't you get your eyes off my package, you twisted son of a bitch. 01:10:43.989 --> 01:10:45.156 (GROANS) 01:10:48.327 --> 01:10:51.246 - I hope that's him leaving. - Your turn. 01:10:53.749 --> 01:10:56.042 Thank you, Mr. Van Cleef. 01:10:56.126 --> 01:10:58.836 Well, well. What have we here? 01:11:01.715 --> 01:11:03.841 Mr. O'Bannon, I presume. 01:11:04.426 --> 01:11:07.178 Can I get a drink of water? I got cotton mouth. Aah! 01:11:07.263 --> 01:11:09.681 - (ROY GROANING) - Don't mention it. 01:11:10.891 --> 01:11:14.018 And this must be the famous Shanghai Kid. 01:11:17.189 --> 01:11:18.523 (CHUCKLES) 01:11:19.024 --> 01:11:21.567 - Chon Wang? - Lo Fong? 01:11:21.652 --> 01:11:23.778 You remember your old comrade-in-arms? 01:11:23.862 --> 01:11:25.863 - Hmm? - I remember a traitor. 01:11:25.948 --> 01:11:28.032 ROY: I'm sensing some bad blood here. 01:11:28.117 --> 01:11:31.953 - Where is the gold? - Where's Princess Pei Pei? 01:11:32.413 --> 01:11:33.746 - (WANG GROANS) - ROY: Stop. 01:11:33.831 --> 01:11:35.915 Come on. We're men. We're not piñatas. 01:11:36.000 --> 01:11:39.502 Okay? And we're really hungover. We're not trying to be tough guys. 01:11:39.586 --> 01:11:41.546 You wanna talk about the gold, let's talk about the gold. 01:11:41.672 --> 01:11:43.089 So, you have my gold? 01:11:43.173 --> 01:11:45.425 - Your gold? - Yes, we have the gold. 01:11:46.302 --> 01:11:49.178 - Then where is it? - The gold's in a safe place. 01:11:51.557 --> 01:11:52.598 (GRUNTS) 01:11:52.683 --> 01:11:53.891 Is he telling the truth? 01:11:59.732 --> 01:12:01.274 No. 01:12:01.358 --> 01:12:02.608 Ow! 01:12:03.694 --> 01:12:06.571 Nice, John. Way to go. Way to think on your feet. 01:12:06.613 --> 01:12:09.240 He cannot lie. He is bound by Imperial decree. 01:12:09.283 --> 01:12:11.409 Imperial decree. 01:12:11.493 --> 01:12:12.660 When are you gonna learn 01:12:12.745 --> 01:12:14.329 - you're not in China anymore? - (COCKS WEAPON) 01:12:15.414 --> 01:12:19.000 He will never learn. He can only follow orders. 01:12:21.670 --> 01:12:24.756 At least I still have my honor. 01:12:31.597 --> 01:12:33.765 Slaves have no honor. 01:12:35.059 --> 01:12:36.100 - WANG: No! No! - Hey! 01:12:36.143 --> 01:12:37.185 (KNIFE SLICING) 01:12:40.981 --> 01:12:42.940 Now you can never go back to China. 01:12:43.442 --> 01:12:44.692 (PANTING) 01:12:46.528 --> 01:12:49.864 You blew it. You blew it, man. 01:12:50.491 --> 01:12:53.618 You do not want to cut his hair off, trust me. 01:12:54.411 --> 01:12:56.162 Nothing personal, boys. 01:12:58.749 --> 01:13:00.958 My loyalty is to the emperor. 01:13:01.043 --> 01:13:04.212 Yeah, John, I heard all about the emperor. 01:13:05.339 --> 01:13:07.298 Must be a hell of a man. 01:13:07.883 --> 01:13:09.801 He's only 12. 01:13:11.136 --> 01:13:13.888 Are you kidding me? You're sitting here with a noose around your neck, 01:13:13.972 --> 01:13:16.432 ready to die for someone whose balls haven't even dropped? 01:13:18.727 --> 01:13:22.897 By virtue of the authority vested in me through the territory of Nevada, 01:13:22.981 --> 01:13:26.317 I do hereby order these men to hang by their necks 01:13:26.402 --> 01:13:28.194 until their feet quit kicking. 01:13:28.654 --> 01:13:29.946 (CHEERING) 01:13:35.160 --> 01:13:37.203 You're goin' to hell, boys, 01:13:37.287 --> 01:13:39.539 and your horses are taking you there. 01:13:39.832 --> 01:13:41.666 (CHUCKLING) Tighten 'em up. 01:13:41.708 --> 01:13:44.210 CROWD: (CHANTING) Hang 'em! Hang 'em! 01:13:44.294 --> 01:13:48.339 Hang 'em! Hang 'em! Hang 'em! Hang 'em! 01:13:48.424 --> 01:13:51.426 Hang 'em! Hang 'em! Hang 'em! 01:13:52.261 --> 01:13:53.511 (CROWD LAUGHING) 01:13:53.762 --> 01:13:55.054 (CHANTING CONTINUES) 01:13:55.139 --> 01:13:57.014 Hey! Watch it, you little punk. 01:13:57.057 --> 01:14:04.897 Hang 'em! Hang 'em! Hang 'em! Hang 'em! 01:14:04.982 --> 01:14:06.399 Hang 'em! Hang 'em! 01:14:06.483 --> 01:14:09.527 - (CLICKING SOUNDS) - Hang 'em! Hang 'em! 01:14:09.611 --> 01:14:13.531 - (SNORTS) - (WANG CLICKING TONGUE) 01:14:14.074 --> 01:14:15.158 (WHISTLING) 01:14:15.200 --> 01:14:16.909 John, what are you doing? 01:14:16.994 --> 01:14:18.703 Uh... (CONTINUES CLICKING TONGUE) 01:14:19.538 --> 01:14:21.873 - (WANG WHISTLES) - (WHINNIES) 01:14:27.713 --> 01:14:28.921 (SCREAMING) 01:14:32.968 --> 01:14:36.137 What the hell is goin' on here? Stop those horses! 01:14:36.388 --> 01:14:37.388 Stop them! 01:14:43.937 --> 01:14:46.314 Pull it! Pull it! 01:14:48.233 --> 01:14:49.233 (BOTH YELLING) 01:14:49.693 --> 01:14:50.693 I'm back 01:14:53.530 --> 01:14:55.615 I'm back in the saddle again 01:14:55.699 --> 01:14:56.782 Help me! 01:14:57.534 --> 01:14:59.076 I'm back 01:15:01.580 --> 01:15:03.706 I'm back in the saddle again 01:15:03.749 --> 01:15:05.041 (SCREAMING) 01:15:06.710 --> 01:15:08.628 Well, don't just stand there! Go after them! 01:15:16.553 --> 01:15:18.930 Will you listen to this creek, John? 01:15:19.014 --> 01:15:21.265 I've never noticed what a beautiful melody a creek makes. 01:15:23.310 --> 01:15:25.269 I've never taken the damn time. 01:15:26.688 --> 01:15:28.689 Look at these mountains and these trees. 01:15:28.774 --> 01:15:30.274 Hell, look at these green trees. 01:15:30.359 --> 01:15:31.651 Come here. I don't even know the names... 01:15:31.735 --> 01:15:34.153 We're gonna learn the names of these green trees. Come here. 01:15:34.238 --> 01:15:36.364 I want you to look at these. 01:15:37.074 --> 01:15:39.116 Can we not... John, what are you doing? 01:15:39.201 --> 01:15:41.452 Are you still worried about your hair? 01:15:41.495 --> 01:15:44.539 John, listen to me. You're very vain. 01:15:44.623 --> 01:15:47.625 By the time you're 70, your queue, your ponytail, 01:15:47.668 --> 01:15:49.710 will be as good as new. 01:15:49.795 --> 01:15:51.963 - What are you doing? - I'm leaving. 01:15:52.047 --> 01:15:54.966 Can we not take two seconds, John? We just cheated death. 01:15:55.008 --> 01:15:58.302 Come on. Let's look at these mountains for a second. 01:15:59.221 --> 01:16:00.555 Okay, let me get my stuff. 01:16:00.639 --> 01:16:02.557 - God, you're unbelievable. - I'm going alone. 01:16:08.689 --> 01:16:12.149 What are you... John, what are you talking about? 01:16:12.192 --> 01:16:16.070 - I heard you. - You heard me. Okay. 01:16:16.154 --> 01:16:17.905 At Goldie's. 01:16:19.199 --> 01:16:21.534 You said I wasn't your friend. 01:16:24.329 --> 01:16:25.997 John... 01:16:26.039 --> 01:16:28.916 Hold on a second, John. I was talking to a girl. 01:16:29.001 --> 01:16:30.835 It was... That's taken out of context. 01:16:30.919 --> 01:16:32.336 - That's not... - Roy. 01:16:32.379 --> 01:16:36.340 You were right. How could I ever be your friend? 01:16:36.842 --> 01:16:38.676 I'm just a Chinaman. 01:16:39.720 --> 01:16:42.388 Hold on, John. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it to... 01:16:42.472 --> 01:16:43.931 Sayonara, Roy. 01:17:02.701 --> 01:17:04.327 (EXPLOSION) 01:17:17.382 --> 01:17:18.966 (EXPLOSIONS CONTINUE) 01:17:39.112 --> 01:17:40.404 Wait here. 01:17:53.418 --> 01:17:54.752 Please. 01:18:15.691 --> 01:18:17.358 PEl PEl: You have come a long way. 01:18:18.193 --> 01:18:22.113 I hope the princess you seek is worthy of such devotion. 01:18:24.866 --> 01:18:27.702 It is my duty to bring her home. 01:18:32.916 --> 01:18:35.292 I even brought her favorite book. (CHUCKLES) 01:18:39.381 --> 01:18:41.674 That's very kind of you. 01:18:44.177 --> 01:18:46.178 But what if you found the princess 01:18:46.263 --> 01:18:49.640 and she did not wish to go back to the Forbidden City? 01:18:51.309 --> 01:18:53.310 Why would she want to stay here? 01:18:54.146 --> 01:18:56.772 Maybe she can do more for the people here 01:18:58.650 --> 01:19:00.818 than she could back in China. 01:19:08.452 --> 01:19:09.827 Princess Pei Pei. 01:19:14.082 --> 01:19:16.500 Please, don't draw attention. 01:19:19.337 --> 01:19:21.338 Please. Stand up! 01:19:21.423 --> 01:19:23.340 Princess, you have to come with me. 01:19:23.383 --> 01:19:26.719 I cannot. Fong cannot find me missing. 01:19:27.679 --> 01:19:30.014 Princess, I cannot leave you here. 01:19:34.895 --> 01:19:37.104 PEl PEl: Please, stand up! 01:19:38.482 --> 01:19:40.566 Don't bow! Get up! 01:19:41.860 --> 01:19:43.277 Get up! 01:19:44.571 --> 01:19:46.197 You must go. 01:19:46.865 --> 01:19:50.367 If I leave, Fong will begin to kill the others. 01:19:50.410 --> 01:19:52.953 It is my duty to bring you home. 01:19:54.998 --> 01:19:56.040 I command you to go. 01:19:59.711 --> 01:20:00.753 (WHINNIES) 01:20:01.338 --> 01:20:04.548 Go! 01:20:07.719 --> 01:20:08.928 (PEOPLE CLAMORING) 01:21:11.950 --> 01:21:13.617 Reach for the sky, baldy! 01:21:13.702 --> 01:21:15.870 That's right. It's Roy. 01:21:15.954 --> 01:21:17.663 Am I interrupting? 01:21:18.540 --> 01:21:20.541 I followed you. So what? 01:21:20.625 --> 01:21:23.335 What am I supposed to do, let you wander off? You're a greenhorn. 01:21:23.420 --> 01:21:25.546 - You'll get killed out here. - (GUNFIRE) 01:21:27.340 --> 01:21:29.884 Come on! We gotta adiós out of here, partner! Come on! 01:21:29.968 --> 01:21:32.469 Hyah! You gotta stick with me. 01:21:34.431 --> 01:21:36.473 Don't forget, we got a princess to save. 01:21:49.529 --> 01:21:50.821 (BELL TOLLING) 01:21:57.037 --> 01:21:58.203 (TOLLING CONTINUES) 01:22:26.066 --> 01:22:27.441 (TOLLING STOPS) 01:22:39.287 --> 01:22:40.621 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 01:22:45.710 --> 01:22:46.877 (FONG SPEAKING MANDARIN) 01:22:51.883 --> 01:22:53.050 (SWORDS CLATTERING) 01:23:35.051 --> 01:23:38.345 Give my regards to the emperor, Princess. 01:23:54.571 --> 01:23:55.738 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 01:23:58.575 --> 01:24:01.326 - Chon Wang? - Chon Wang? 01:24:01.411 --> 01:24:02.619 Chon Wang? 01:24:03.288 --> 01:24:04.288 (WEAPON COCKS) 01:24:07.125 --> 01:24:09.668 ROY: That's right, Johnny Wayne is here. 01:24:11.337 --> 01:24:12.671 Hey, it's me. 01:24:13.381 --> 01:24:15.382 Why did you cut his hair? 01:24:15.467 --> 01:24:17.801 I tried to warn you, but you wouldn't listen. 01:24:17.886 --> 01:24:20.054 - Go on, drop the gun. - (GUN CLATTERS) 01:24:20.138 --> 01:24:21.972 Now, slide it over. 01:24:31.983 --> 01:24:33.150 Is that her? 01:24:34.527 --> 01:24:36.528 She's pretty. 01:24:37.739 --> 01:24:38.822 Grab her. 01:24:40.450 --> 01:24:43.285 Come on. We'll take it from here, guys. 01:24:43.495 --> 01:24:44.787 (ALL SPEAKING MANDARIN) 01:25:06.851 --> 01:25:09.019 John, what... John, get up. 01:25:09.104 --> 01:25:11.188 What are you... I thought we were past this. 01:25:11.231 --> 01:25:13.023 Come on, John. 01:25:13.149 --> 01:25:14.650 (READING IN MANDARIN) 01:25:15.610 --> 01:25:18.779 Do you see? He will always be a slave. 01:25:19.197 --> 01:25:20.531 (CONTINUES READING IN MANDARIN) 01:25:35.255 --> 01:25:36.964 This is the West, 01:25:39.384 --> 01:25:40.968 not the East. 01:25:44.055 --> 01:25:46.348 And the sun may rise 01:25:47.058 --> 01:25:49.059 where we come from, 01:25:50.645 --> 01:25:52.646 but here is where it sets. 01:25:56.109 --> 01:25:59.653 You want me to translate? The princess stays. 01:26:00.947 --> 01:26:02.990 The princess stays. 01:26:03.575 --> 01:26:06.410 I grab the gold, you marry the princess. 01:26:06.452 --> 01:26:09.580 We both hang Fong, call it a day. Mission accomplished. 01:26:12.709 --> 01:26:14.418 Well, well. 01:26:17.422 --> 01:26:20.132 Nice to see we're all churchgoers. 01:26:22.093 --> 01:26:24.136 Son of a bitch! With my own guns! 01:26:25.513 --> 01:26:27.723 Sweet, ain't it? (CHUCKLES) 01:26:36.816 --> 01:26:40.319 How about that? It's a Mexican standoff. 01:26:41.779 --> 01:26:44.406 Only we ain't got no Mexicans. 01:26:48.912 --> 01:26:50.120 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 01:27:01.382 --> 01:27:02.507 (GUNSHOT) 01:27:03.718 --> 01:27:04.801 No! 01:27:06.262 --> 01:27:08.013 Princess Pei Pei! 01:27:08.765 --> 01:27:09.932 (GUNFIRE CONTINUES) 01:27:16.147 --> 01:27:17.314 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 01:27:37.001 --> 01:27:38.377 (GUNFIRE CONTINUES) 01:27:40.421 --> 01:27:41.630 (BULLET RICOCHETING) 01:28:18.167 --> 01:28:19.293 (EXHALES) 01:28:22.797 --> 01:28:25.048 - I hit you? - VAN CLEEF: No. 01:28:25.091 --> 01:28:27.592 But you're gettin' really close. 01:28:27.677 --> 01:28:30.220 You've almost killed me, like, 17 times already. 01:28:33.599 --> 01:28:35.600 Eighteen, 19, 20! 01:28:37.270 --> 01:28:39.271 You're on fire today! 01:29:26.194 --> 01:29:27.277 (PANTING) 01:29:28.863 --> 01:29:29.863 (GASPS) 01:29:32.992 --> 01:29:33.992 (GUNFIRE CONTINUES) 01:29:34.452 --> 01:29:36.328 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 01:29:47.882 --> 01:29:49.383 (SHOUTING IN MANDARIN) 01:29:55.473 --> 01:29:56.640 (SCREAMS) 01:30:05.108 --> 01:30:06.900 - (GASPS) - (GUNFIRE CONTINUES) 01:30:20.998 --> 01:30:22.916 How do you survive out here? 01:30:23.584 --> 01:30:26.128 What's that supposed to mean? These aren't my... 01:30:26.504 --> 01:30:28.088 These guns are really weird. 01:30:44.939 --> 01:30:46.022 (GASPS) 01:30:52.905 --> 01:30:54.030 (CLICKING) 01:31:03.291 --> 01:31:05.041 Oh, man. 01:31:05.793 --> 01:31:07.043 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 01:31:08.004 --> 01:31:10.213 - (GROANS) - Stay low! 01:31:13.134 --> 01:31:14.551 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 01:31:22.560 --> 01:31:23.643 (SCREAMS) 01:31:29.358 --> 01:31:30.775 (SCREAMING) 01:31:36.073 --> 01:31:37.908 (CONTINUES SCREAMING) 01:31:46.083 --> 01:31:48.835 Maybe we should let bygones be bygones. 01:31:48.920 --> 01:31:50.212 You got off some good shots. 01:31:51.047 --> 01:31:55.467 I got off some good ones. Let's call it a tie. 01:31:55.551 --> 01:31:57.552 What's the matter, O'Bannon? Out of bullets? 01:31:57.929 --> 01:32:00.013 No, I got one left. 01:32:01.557 --> 01:32:03.433 Tell you what I'll do. 01:32:03.768 --> 01:32:07.312 I'll take out all my bullets but one. 01:32:07.396 --> 01:32:10.106 And that way, we'll be even. How's that? 01:32:11.651 --> 01:32:13.985 Okay. That sounds fair. 01:32:14.862 --> 01:32:16.112 You'd do that for me? 01:32:17.448 --> 01:32:18.615 Oh, yeah. 01:32:20.284 --> 01:32:21.451 (SHELLS CLATTERING) 01:32:22.328 --> 01:32:24.204 You bet I would. 01:32:47.603 --> 01:32:48.812 (BELL TOLLING) 01:33:26.767 --> 01:33:28.059 (YELLING) 01:33:28.894 --> 01:33:30.812 - (GROANING) - (BELL TOLLING) 01:33:45.369 --> 01:33:46.870 We come out on three. 01:33:47.371 --> 01:33:49.914 Okay, but... But let me count. 01:33:52.752 --> 01:33:55.295 Fight with honor. Okay. 01:33:55.379 --> 01:33:57.005 Fight with... Okay. One! 01:33:58.049 --> 01:34:00.967 Two! Two and a half! 01:34:01.052 --> 01:34:02.594 Two and seven-eighths! 01:34:02.720 --> 01:34:03.887 Three! 01:34:05.556 --> 01:34:06.556 (YELLING) 01:34:24.241 --> 01:34:26.701 How the hell did that happen? 01:35:07.201 --> 01:35:08.868 It's a miracle. 01:35:10.705 --> 01:35:13.123 I am invincible. 01:35:14.750 --> 01:35:16.418 Roy! 01:35:17.169 --> 01:35:20.004 Invincible! 01:35:21.215 --> 01:35:22.215 (GROANING) 01:35:29.598 --> 01:35:31.141 (WANG CHOKING) 01:35:33.185 --> 01:35:34.310 (YELLING) 01:35:39.275 --> 01:35:40.483 (GROANING) 01:36:07.511 --> 01:36:11.181 - Now it's time for you to die. - Adiós, partner. 01:36:21.901 --> 01:36:23.026 (GROANING) 01:36:37.875 --> 01:36:39.542 (BOTH PANTING) 01:36:42.922 --> 01:36:44.464 Wow. 01:36:49.845 --> 01:36:51.179 (BOTH SPEAKING MANDARIN) 01:37:02.149 --> 01:37:04.067 Roy! 01:37:13.285 --> 01:37:15.161 He took the gold. 01:37:16.121 --> 01:37:17.247 (COIN CLINKS) 01:37:29.468 --> 01:37:32.512 Is that all you care about, is the gold? 01:37:32.596 --> 01:37:34.097 (SIGHS) Shame on you. 01:37:35.224 --> 01:37:38.476 There's more to life than money. I hope you learn that one day. 01:37:38.561 --> 01:37:40.603 What happened? 01:37:40.646 --> 01:37:43.731 What? Nothing, nothing. I just killed him. How'd you do? 01:37:43.774 --> 01:37:44.941 How? 01:37:44.984 --> 01:37:46.568 What do you mean, how? I shot him with my gun. 01:37:46.610 --> 01:37:48.570 Come on. Tell me the truth. 01:37:48.612 --> 01:37:51.614 It was unbelievable. You missed a miracle. I had one bullet left. 01:37:51.699 --> 01:37:53.199 He had, like, a million left. 01:37:53.284 --> 01:37:55.118 He lied to me and told me that he only had one, too. 01:37:55.202 --> 01:37:57.120 But... But when... But when he... 01:38:02.668 --> 01:38:04.043 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 01:38:09.758 --> 01:38:11.801 - She's staying? - Yes. 01:38:13.137 --> 01:38:15.805 - Can I stand? - (CHUCKLES) Yes. 01:38:16.140 --> 01:38:17.473 - (GUNSHOT) - (GASPS) 01:38:19.059 --> 01:38:22.186 Reach for the sky, O'Bannon! (LAUGHING) 01:38:22.563 --> 01:38:25.315 That's my line. He stole my gang, he's stealing my lines. 01:38:25.357 --> 01:38:26.941 - That's unbelievable. - Roy! Roy! 01:38:27.318 --> 01:38:28.651 Get back! 01:38:29.820 --> 01:38:31.154 Stop, stop. It's Wallace. 01:38:31.572 --> 01:38:32.947 Hey, Roy, 01:38:32.990 --> 01:38:36.659 we know you been moonlightin' on us with that old yellow fella from the train! 01:38:36.994 --> 01:38:38.745 You guys, you stay here. This isn't your battle. 01:38:39.413 --> 01:38:42.373 - (WALLACE CONTINUES SHOUTING) - No, we stick together. We are partners. 01:38:45.294 --> 01:38:47.003 That's beautiful. 01:38:52.384 --> 01:38:53.593 You go out the back door. 01:38:54.178 --> 01:38:56.596 - No. - Don't worry, Princess. 01:38:56.680 --> 01:38:58.890 I promise you, I will see you again. 01:39:00.017 --> 01:39:02.185 That which you have promised, 01:39:02.728 --> 01:39:04.520 you must perform. 01:39:13.197 --> 01:39:14.697 - (GUNFIRE CONTINUES) - (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 01:39:19.995 --> 01:39:21.204 - Get out of the way! - Why? 01:39:21.872 --> 01:39:23.665 - Come on! - Why? What are you... 01:39:25.542 --> 01:39:29.045 - What are you doing? Are you crazy? - No, John, stop, stop. 01:39:29.505 --> 01:39:31.005 They can't touch me. 01:39:31.048 --> 01:39:33.716 Something happened back there. It was a miracle. 01:39:33.801 --> 01:39:34.884 There's no way... 01:39:34.969 --> 01:39:36.928 WALLACE: Hey, smart-ass! Do you hear me? 01:39:37.346 --> 01:39:39.973 Time's up, O'Bannon! It's the end of the line! 01:39:40.307 --> 01:39:42.100 - We can take these guys. - (GUNFIRE) 01:39:42.184 --> 01:39:43.643 Yep, we can take them. 01:39:44.269 --> 01:39:47.647 WALLACE: Are you comin' out or ain't you? 01:39:48.357 --> 01:39:49.399 Gun. 01:39:59.743 --> 01:40:02.245 You really are the Shanghai Kid. 01:40:05.582 --> 01:40:07.667 Nice riding with you, partner. 01:40:19.179 --> 01:40:21.222 We go out on three. I count. 01:40:21.765 --> 01:40:23.558 No, I count. 01:40:24.101 --> 01:40:26.019 We'll both count. 01:40:26.687 --> 01:40:29.313 TOGETHER: One, two, three! 01:40:29.398 --> 01:40:30.481 (YELLING) 01:40:31.942 --> 01:40:32.942 (GUNFIRE) 01:40:38.115 --> 01:40:39.949 (BRAVES ULULATING) 01:40:40.034 --> 01:40:43.619 - Indians! Look out! - No! My family! My family! 01:40:50.461 --> 01:40:53.129 - Friends. Brothers! - WALLACE: Roy! 01:40:53.338 --> 01:40:58.134 I gotta tell ya, we always figured you for a dumbshit, 01:40:58.802 --> 01:41:01.846 but, uh, we was thinkin' maybe you wanna come back and rejoin the gang. 01:41:02.556 --> 01:41:05.349 - So, uh, what do you say? - MAN: Yeah, what do you say? 01:41:05.434 --> 01:41:06.642 I think I'm just gonna wing it. 01:41:07.519 --> 01:41:08.644 All right. 01:41:08.729 --> 01:41:10.646 - ROY: And you are goin' to jail. - That works, too. 01:41:11.106 --> 01:41:12.523 (BRAVES ULULATING) 01:41:14.485 --> 01:41:16.027 ALL: How, kimosabe! 01:41:16.403 --> 01:41:18.404 How, kimosabe! 01:41:23.410 --> 01:41:24.786 (FIREWORKS EXPLODING) 01:41:24.828 --> 01:41:26.370 (TRADITIONAL CHINESE MUSIC PLAYING) 01:41:28.415 --> 01:41:30.458 Oh, it's nice to be standing here next to you. 01:41:30.501 --> 01:41:33.127 I don't think I've ever gotten a chance to thank you for... 01:41:33.378 --> 01:41:36.047 For saving us so many times. 01:41:36.131 --> 01:41:39.509 I wish you could understand what... I feel like there's this gap between us. 01:41:39.593 --> 01:41:41.886 It's like, I'm a cowboy, you're an Indian. 01:41:41.970 --> 01:41:43.721 You say "wampum," I say "money." 01:41:43.806 --> 01:41:45.473 At a certain point, I just think... 01:41:49.978 --> 01:41:52.230 Shut up, Roy. You talk too much. 01:41:52.856 --> 01:41:55.316 Did... Did... She just... 01:42:06.120 --> 01:42:07.870 (TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING) 01:42:07.955 --> 01:42:12.375 ROY: There she is, right on time, carrying a big, fat payroll. 01:42:13.961 --> 01:42:16.504 - Oh. - (HORSE SNORTS) 01:42:17.589 --> 01:42:19.841 I don't know if I'll ever get used to this one. 01:42:22.594 --> 01:42:24.220 Don't worry. You'll get used to it. 01:42:24.513 --> 01:42:27.140 I can guarantee you, we won't get half as many girls being lawmen. 01:42:27.224 --> 01:42:29.308 I know we're spoken for, but... 01:42:29.393 --> 01:42:31.394 You never know what's gonna happen in a relationship. 01:42:33.188 --> 01:42:36.649 I gotta get rid of my outlaw name. That's not gonna work anymore. 01:42:36.733 --> 01:42:39.443 Really? What would you call yourself? 01:42:40.404 --> 01:42:43.823 I don't know. I mean, my real name's Wyatt Earp, but... 01:42:44.158 --> 01:42:47.577 Earp? That's a terrible name for a cowboy. 01:42:47.619 --> 01:42:50.121 - Why? - Bad. 01:42:50.247 --> 01:42:51.622 - Really? - Bad! 01:42:51.748 --> 01:42:53.958 And John Wayne's a great cowboy name? 01:42:54.042 --> 01:42:55.168 Roy, look. 01:42:55.669 --> 01:42:56.919 There they are. 01:42:57.796 --> 01:43:01.757 Yep. Look at those amateurs. That's my move! 01:43:02.426 --> 01:43:04.594 Come on, Roy. Let's go say "howdy." 01:43:04.720 --> 01:43:06.721 ROY: Let's go! Hyah! Hyah! 01:43:06.763 --> 01:43:08.347 - Yee-haw! - Yee-haw! 01:43:14.855 --> 01:43:16.189 (HORSE WHINNYING) 01:43:16.273 --> 01:43:17.773 - Yee-haw! - Yee-haw! 01:43:24.948 --> 01:43:26.157 MAN: Scene up. 01:43:27.868 --> 01:43:31.370 That which you have promised, you must perform. 01:43:31.455 --> 01:43:33.122 (TELEPHONE RINGS) 01:43:33.207 --> 01:43:35.124 - Hello. - (CREW LAUGHING) 01:43:35.375 --> 01:43:37.877 He was part of your "rushimiant..." 01:43:37.961 --> 01:43:39.420 What? Regiment. 01:43:39.630 --> 01:43:41.380 WILSON: He's one of your bandits. 01:43:41.465 --> 01:43:43.424 He's one of your... He's one of your... 01:43:43.634 --> 01:43:46.636 He was part of your regiment of "dentists." 01:43:46.678 --> 01:43:48.638 Bandits. Dentists? 01:43:51.391 --> 01:43:52.683 (GLASS SHATTERING) 01:43:52.768 --> 01:43:54.810 Wow! Shit! 01:43:59.274 --> 01:44:01.567 - He didn't teeth brush this morning. - (CREW LAUGHING) 01:44:01.652 --> 01:44:04.070 - Lose this thing, too, I'm gonna cut off... - No! 01:44:06.782 --> 01:44:08.491 (CREW LAUGHING) 01:44:09.868 --> 01:44:11.494 I can't do stunts, man. 01:44:11.828 --> 01:44:15.498 Because I'm gonna be a cowboy, baby 01:44:15.582 --> 01:44:16.666 (GROANS) 01:44:17.876 --> 01:44:20.628 - What's this princess like? - (BUBBLES SURFACING) 01:44:21.004 --> 01:44:23.172 (BOTH LAUGHING) 01:44:23.966 --> 01:44:25.466 (CREW LAUGHING) 01:44:26.385 --> 01:44:29.178 I got air bubbles coming out of my thing. 01:44:30.013 --> 01:44:31.555 Uno más, please. 01:44:34.434 --> 01:44:37.812 - Uno más... - (CREW LAUGHING) 01:44:39.064 --> 01:44:40.690 Thanks, Fido. 01:44:50.117 --> 01:44:51.284 (SCREAMS) 01:44:52.202 --> 01:44:53.828 (ALL LAUGHING) 01:44:55.455 --> 01:44:58.708 TOGETHER: One, two, three! 01:44:58.792 --> 01:45:00.584 (YELLING) 01:45:00.669 --> 01:45:02.169 Shit! 01:45:06.842 --> 01:45:10.344 Thank you so much, Princess. You're so good. 01:45:10.387 --> 01:45:13.764 - (LAUGHING) - Princess! Oh, I love you so much. 01:45:14.057 --> 01:45:17.059 WILSON: I'm talking to you! Turn around! 01:45:17.144 --> 01:45:18.978 Ask me if I give a shit. 01:45:19.062 --> 01:45:20.521 (CREW LAUGHING) 01:45:29.406 --> 01:45:32.241 I might walk a little funny but my walk is me 01:45:32.326 --> 01:45:34.952 I might stutter when I talk but I say what I see 01:45:35.037 --> 01:45:37.913 I don't agree with every other little thing that's proven 01:45:37.998 --> 01:45:40.708 I do a lot of things that I shouldn't be doin' 01:45:40.751 --> 01:45:43.210 I ruin everything you might've had in mind 01:45:43.253 --> 01:45:46.172 I'm a consistent, belligerent solidified mind 01:45:46.256 --> 01:45:48.716 Rhinestone freak Suburban style 01:45:48.759 --> 01:45:51.677 I ain't got no money and I got no car 01:45:51.762 --> 01:45:54.263 I might make par if it don't take much 01:45:54.306 --> 01:45:57.058 I gotta ride very far 'cause I ride on luck 01:45:57.100 --> 01:45:59.602 I stay pretty stuck in a rut like I should 01:45:59.686 --> 01:46:02.605 And I do it for the love of everything's that's still good 01:46:02.689 --> 01:46:05.024 I don't know why I come here 01:46:05.108 --> 01:46:08.069 But I know I'll never leave 01:46:08.111 --> 01:46:10.946 It's the only place I wanna be 01:46:11.031 --> 01:46:13.407 Yeah, yeah, yeah 01:46:13.450 --> 01:46:15.868 I don't know why I come here 01:46:15.952 --> 01:46:18.954 But I know I'll never leave 01:46:18.997 --> 01:46:21.791 It's the only place I wanna be 01:46:21.833 --> 01:46:24.377 Yeah, yeah, yeah 01:46:35.138 --> 01:46:37.723 I'm a long way gone but I ain't short-lived 01:46:37.808 --> 01:46:40.726 I got knee-deep pockets that leak like a sieve 01:46:40.811 --> 01:46:43.229 I give one tenth throughout the course of the night 01:46:43.313 --> 01:46:45.981 And if I don't go home then I did things right 01:46:46.066 --> 01:46:48.651 I'd like to settle down but I ain't that guy 01:46:48.693 --> 01:46:51.654 'Cause everything I ever did I always did on the fly 01:46:51.738 --> 01:46:54.156 I stay stuck in the rut like I should 01:46:54.199 --> 01:46:57.076 You know, I do it for the love of everything that's still good 01:46:57.160 --> 01:46:59.495 I don't know why I come here 01:46:59.538 --> 01:47:02.623 But I know I'll never leave 01:47:02.666 --> 01:47:05.292 It's the only place I wanna be 01:47:05.316 --> 01:47:16.316 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.